So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
LizzieBella, : P
Twilight Gurls 
Fail
Epic fail
Really Epic Fail
Epically Epically FAILED!!
EPIC EPIC FAIL. OMR. you are so fuckin’ stupid!
You are absolutely retarded, I have no doubt about that. And I’m pretty sure you are also an attention seeking 11 year old foolish girl who has no life, no friends, and just a computer to hide behind. You have time to make opinions kid, first you need to grow up. Really.
epic fail of epic proportions
Troll Fail
SO VERY epic fail.
epic epic fail
Massively huge epic fail
Also, being addicted to Twilight leads to spelling complications…
MASSIVE epic fail
Epic epic fail x10. The ignorance portrayed in this blog has lessened my faith in humanity
Double epic fail
You should sue the one who told you that British fought and lost ww2 to america. Not only because it’s wrong, but it makes you look dumb as fuck. And you’re conscious that you’re a north american, not an american, right? You’re offending lots of british and american people to defend a shit book like Twilight. You can get in trouble for that.
Ebun
I can’t believe my eyes..are u really this ignorant..British were American Allies in WW2..n they won the war together with Russia , France and Britain..open your eyes woman..and get ur facts right before u really think of urself as capable enough to WRITE FOR OR AGAINST THINGS !!!
oh my rowling. imagine if this person’s just a potterhead pulling a prank on us. cuz i saw the “siriusly” in there and was like “hey, don’t we potterheads only use that?”. if it really is a prank, then i have to say that they did a superb job at depicting a twilight fan. and if this really IS a twilight fan, then all i have to say is ” who’s got an amusement park, millions of fans of every age around the world (with functioning brains), millions of sold copies, stephen king (along with many other great writers), and a fandom so large it can take over the globe on their side?” need i mention that a majority of twilight fans are middle aged women who just want to get into bed with pattinson and lautner?
This is just a stupid loving sparcling vampires and chiuauas in love with the poker face girl fan. Harry Potter is awesome! And, british rule! Americans just go to MCDONAL’S
did anyone else notice how she spelled seriously x’D Siriusly x’D omg such a fail that its a fail that deserves to be mention a fail as a fail of failure
The Biris?
Comfusing?
Siriusly?
Movys?
You can’t even fucking spell. Omg you sound like an 8 year old who thinks Edward is hot and that is the only reason you like Twilight. You don’t even know basic facts. 1. Britain never fought against America, in fact we fought TOGETHER on the same side, and WON. Also, the fact that you use SOUTH PARK as a reliable source for information, just shows how much of an idiot you really are. Do everyone a favor and finish 3rd grade before every trying to make points again.
I agree with everyone that this is a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious FAIL!! This person is either about 8, REALLY stupid or a troll. For the sake of humanity I hope they are a troll!!
Gigantically, Enormously Huge Fail of Colossal Proportions
That’s not very nice. Gingers are as good as anyone else and people with Glasses aren’t retarded. Say that to my face and I will literally prove you wrong (In the real world) actually right now. Luna is not colour blind and at least she’s colourful, compared to “I’ll Kill Myself” Bella Swan and her rainy, dull city. You aren’t defending your fandom, you’re insulting us Potterheads as we speak. I wish I have dungbombs now.
The Death Eaters and Voldemort are villains because Voldemort’s dad, Tom Marvalo Riddle ditched his mother. That’s why he hates Muggles (non-magic people, start reading the books sweetie) and the pure-bloods hate them too out of pure jealousy. AND ALBUS PERCIVAL WULFIC BRIAN DUMBLEDORE DOES NOT WEAR A DRESS!!! ITS CALLED A ROBE! LEARN HISTORY, CAUSE THERE ARE LOTS OF FIGURES WEARING SO CALLED “DRESSES” Oh, am I hurting your eyes? I’m not stopping. At least J.K rowling creates objects, creatures, shops like Ollivanders, Madam Malkins, Quality Quidditch Supplies, etc…. Even ‘Muggle’ is now in the Oxford Dictionary. Can’t argue with it now, eh? I am part of a semi-large army on Fanpop and I am here to defend all Potterheads like me. I’m a Potterhead and forever will be. I could go on…. I just need a few Harry Potter people to fight for this cause and to squish all you Twitards and prove that Harry Potter will be written down in History unlike Twilight. The only mention of Twilight is how it ruined the myth of Vampires and Fairies. Now stop it troll, come on, not that hard to apologise to these people you hurt.
P.S Did you have permission to use that picture and draw a big No Sign on Sorcerer’s Stone? Would you like me to say anymore? :0000000!!!
This made me laugh my ass off. Thank you spoiled brat for making my day. Just by the way you talk shows what kind of people your are, NO WONDER YOU READ TWILIGHT! The way you call the characters ugly and that britsh people are lower than Americans is sick and humiliating for yourself. I am an America, and I saw that AMERICANS AREN’T SMARTER OR BETTER THAN BRITISH PEOPLE! We are equal, plus open up and real book sometime and actually get something into your thick skull. You are exactly like your steriotype and thank you for showing the whole world what Twilight fans are like. Next time, do us all a favor and think about how stupid you sound before posting it on the internet for everyone to see. I wouldn’t be surprised if this was a joke.
1. swearing exists, there is no simpler way to say it, yes these books are read by children and j.k rowling is aware of that therefore she has restricted the swearing to everyday language they hear and they probably hear worse if we’re being perfectly honest so that point is futile.
2. People die. Yes. Good people die. Yes. I think you’ll find these two facts correlate with both the harry potter books and real life also? Death IS ok, and natural, in your world does everybody live forever? Because in everybody elses it is something that has to be dealt with something Rowling communicates through the loss of loved ones and main characters in her books.
3. In no way is it communicated that torture is okay, the blatantly obvious bad characters are those that torture, and never is it described in detail, get turned on by killing people? It is not referred to in even a remotely sexual way whatsoever and its incredibly assuming and ridiculous to think so.
4. I barely want to talk about this point as it is so ridiculous. A fact, my darling is something scientifically proven rather than the idiotic opinion of a fool on the internet, if by this logic that the contents of a book is of no matter, simply the country of origin, you are putting wheres waldo in a higher literary standing than the works of the Bronte sisters, works such as Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights you illiterate and uncultured fool. Also gain some basic history knowledge and learn than we fought TOGETHER in WW2.
5. Also sweetheart in respect to this point british is not in direct coronary with confusing, if you cannot understand a plot intended for children below teenage reading level I refer you to MY last point and suggest wheres waldo where you will only have to grasp the title at most. If you can handle it, don’t push yourself too hard.
6. If you want everyone to be “normal” and “talk normally” for the love of god child never leave America because you will get the nastiest shock of your life.
7. This point doesn’t surprise me, as you haven’t understood the books have you love? The story weirdly doesn’t take place in model academy, and other than that I challenge you to find me a school in which every pupil is a stereotypical view of “beautiful” the main characters are not suppose to be beautiful the entire idea is that ordinary people are able to achieve greatness, also they are not ugly my darling.
8. Who would kill and torture people for fun? Sadly, and you would understand this if you had any knowledge of whats happening in the world around you, people in day to day life. Even then this point is flawed, as Voldemort does not kill simply “for fun” but because he believes in purifying the race of witches and wizards to remove all traces of muggle blood, it is a modern retelling of Hitler and his mass genocide, but I think im going a bit too deep into general knowledge here for you so ill retreat. The Volturi are realistic you say? A government of vampires…that is youre definition of realistic? Also there is a phrase that goes “read between the lines” obviously it is not simply the appearance of voldemort and the death eaters that makes them so terrifying but their actions and their ability to purely hate an entire race without proper means. Such as hitler did not so long ago as it goes.
this is stupid! Potterheads arnt trying to make you look bad! we are just stating facts.
I am a die hard potter fan and these are stupid reasons heres why
1. Bloody isnt a bad word and neither is hell and thats the LAST BOOK by the time you reach that book mast people would have been exposed to that kind of stuff.
2. Death is normal an only books 4-7 so no not every book and yah littlekids read this but they need permission from thier parents and if parents want to look into it and say no then thier loss
3. and that so doesnt happen in real life there are people that do that get the real world through you head.
4. thats racist and just because and just because they lost the war doesnt mean that we are better I cant express my anger at you right now! thats advancing ijn on other people to criticise a book. I just punched a hole in the wall siriusly my mom is going to kill me…
5. what slang!? i was 4 when read this and i understood everything!!! 4!!!!!!!!!!!! if you need a ditionary to understand harry potter then your just stupid
6. go to britan. people will think that you cant speak right ever think about that!!!!!!!!! Huh!!!!!!! those people do talk right!!!!!!!!!! they just dont speak like you. you are the most racist person i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and thats really saying something coming from me…………….!!!!!!!!!!! grrr i need to slap someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7. NO THEY ARNT I AM GOIONG TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HERMOINE IS A SMART INDEPENDANT GIRL THAT DOESNT CARE FOR HOW SHE LOOKS!!!!!!!!! LUNA IS A CREATIVE GIRL THAT SPEAKS HER MIND AND HAS A COLORFUL PERSONALITY PEOPLE TEASE HER HIDE HER THINGS BUT DOES SHE STOP NO!!!!!! IF I TOLD YOU YOUR CLOTHES WERE WIERD WOULD YOU DO THAT NOOOO YOU WOULD GO SHOPPING FOR THE LATEST TRENDS!!!!!!!!! AND GINGERS ARE CUTE AND HIS WHOLE FAMILY ARE THE SWEETEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER MEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT FREALISH SCAR HAPPENS TO BE THE PLACE WHERE THE KILLING CURSE HIT HIM!!!!!!!!!! AND DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THAT WEAR GLASSES!!!!THATS STUPID AND TERRIBLE AND MEAN AND UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!! I CANT BELIVE I HAVENT CUSSED YET!!!!!!!!!
and about Dumbledore being old… EDWARD IS 101 AND DATING AN 17 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THERES NOTHING WRONG WTIH WITH BEING GAY OR LESBIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO JUST SHUT UP ALREADY SHUT UP!!!!!!!
8. THE VOLTURI…. REAL… VILLIANS… LAGHING….SO…HARD…….
HOW DOES THAT WORK…. WHAT DO thEY DO RULE THE WORLD…… TAKE A MINUTE AND THINK ABOUT WHY VOLDEMORT IS THE REAL VILLIAN!!!! LOOK IT UP EVEN!!!!
so those are just a few reasons why this person writing this is wrong and a ****** little piece of **** so yah….
You get ‘T’s’ in all your O.W.L’s
index
O-Outstanding
E-Exceeded Expectations
A-Acceptable
P-Poor
D-Dreadful
T-Troll
THIS IS STUPID! WHAT KIND OF RACIST, IDIOTIC GIT THINKS TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER?! I MEAN, YOU’RE CALLING US RUDE? WHAT ABOUT “BRITISH STUFF IS NEVER AS GOOD AS AMERICAN STUFF” ?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! JUST BECAUSE AMERICA IS TAKING OVER THE WORLD. HOW DOES THAT MAKE THEM BETTER? JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE PREJUCSTICED AGAINST GINGERS, GLASSES, BEARDS, AND ENGLAND; DOESN’T MEAN THAT WE ARE ALL AS MENTALLY INSTABLE AS YOU. AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. THIS WHOLE ARTICLE IS UTTERLY INSANE! SORRY, BUT YOU NEED TO GET A BRAIN!
There is nothing wrong with being gay. stop insulting Luna and Ron and Harry and Dumbledore! British stuff are really cool! You might not understand the slangs because, I dunno, maybe you’re too stupid or something (well I’m Chinese, I live in Hong Kong but I understand all the slangs in there) but, hello? you can search them on the internet! DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS MOVIES! You hate the Harry Potter books but you used Harry Potter stuff like “sirius-ly”. Bellatrix LeStrange deserved to be called a b**ch! Look at what she’s done!! and HP IS realislic some people ARE evil especially in the wizarding world. but Twilight isn’t realistic AT ALL! Werewolves transform on the night of the full moon! They can’t transform whenever they want to! VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE! VAMPIRES ARE NOT GLITTERING FAIRY PRINCESSES!
you are awarded a “T” for troll in your O.W.Ls. WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS STUPID? a proud potter head forever
Biggest Fail to ever fail… Failure McFailureson.
Face palm! You can’t spell, proves how stupid you twihards really are!
Here is my response.
1.You sweared in this too, idiot! Beside “hell” is not THAT bad of a word. If the kids swear it’s their problem and their parents.
2. So what if they die. A good book has a mix of emotions and has intresting plots. You need sad parts for a good book. Beside’s so wha if a kid learns what death is, it happens every minute.
3. Umm J.K. Rowling is NOT telling you how torture is good, she’s telling you how bad it is. Anyone with common sense should know that.
4.British is cool. And using ” It’s British” as a reason is stupid. No offence but Americans don’t have the best technology, a lot of you ae fat asses and not to mention Donald Trump, you people are rude, obnoxiouse, and racist. Not all are like that but SOME are. And your reason is total BS!
5. It’s not CONFUSING if you actually use your brain!
6. Atleast they ave better acting then Kristan Stewart besides the cast of Twishit even hates it. Also you can listen closely and understand, dumbass.
7. You think everything is weird you must be 8. Emma Watson is beautiful and an amzing person. Luna is goals. Atleast Ruperst and Daniel arn’t shovel faces like Robert Patterson. They are wizards so ofcourse they will dress weird.
8. I think VILLANS kill people for fun. That’s what they do and that’s why we want to kill them. Does that ring a bell? Besides the villians in twilight are just boring.
I guess “TWILIGHT IS BETTER” is your opinion but “HARRY OTTER IS LIKED MORE” is a fact, and your reasons suck duck.
directed at the author of this article [if it can even be called one]
just. shut. up.
you are not only shallow, but you are now racist too, congratulations! and seriously? pretty sure creepy people who torture others is more realistic than sparkling vampires.
stop talking about being rude. it’s an embarrassment to the word.
i honestly wanted to be nice but… it’s sort of impossible when people are like this
no comment.
I LOVE TWILIGHT. It has such a better storyline and the people who play in it are cute. Twilight is so interesting like its a girl who may be in danger because of vampires and their kids are actually adorable. The Volturi is actually a pretty evil villian not some creepy person with a building dumb army that eventually dies like Voldemort’s. Plus the romance is A1 not some dumb crap
are you mental?? all the classic literature and poetry originated from europe and americans don’t even know how to value literature and poetry…..robert frost went to britain when his poems did not work well in america the comeback….shakespeare is from europe
yup the “crap” movies are the biggest box office hits ever…….harry potter just have all variety of characters unlike twilight….and please every country has its own accent and to an outsider british accent is more understandable than american and if you don’t know then the books were edited before ther were released in america
I completely Agree!! Bella Swan’s whole message is “Don’t worry girls if you have a guy. It’s okay all you need is him. Treat your family badly but as long as you have a boyfriend you will live happily ever after.” It’s not a great message.
*people, confusing, company, seriously, souls* Also quick history tip, during the second world war Britain fought along side us (Americans) and Russia against Germany, Japan and Italy. Please learn history before you embarress yourself and also insult culture and history. By the way little girl you have sweared more in this little crap blog then the entire Harry Potter series, books and movies included.
Seriously, EVERY SINGLE TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HP ARTICLE WHATEVER THING, LIKE EVERYTHING IS SPELLED WRONG.
Maniac FAILLLL!?!?!? how can you say so rude things and what is twilight is it you jealous ?
Sorry i dont no how to comment anywhere else but WTF? Are you actually sirius, your a fucking idiot, Harry Potter is the greatest thing that has ever been created. You must be about the thickest person ever, You cannot spite harry potter its genius :’) Villians do torture people because they are VILLIANS! -_- Also Ron weasley is just about the most gorgoues damn person ever and so what if he is ginger and hermione has frizzy hair and Harry wears galsses, there are people all over the world like that and im sure they are all beautiful, your so stupid, how does there accents make it hard? maybe if you just listened instead of ranting about how ‘great twilight is’ then you would understand HP and the amazing messages it has, its about how people are amazing no matter what they look like, everyone deserves happiness and love and its just amazing, also may i add, Twilight is a load of bollocks, it tells people that there not good enough and Kristan stewart cannot fucking act to save her life, Man! you have caught me on a bad day, its a bad thing for you!, Fucking hell! Edward cullen, is a pedo vampire thing and jacob is a self obsessed werewolf! The characters are a pile of shit! Also, Hogwarts! woah, its magic and every person has heard of it even if there not a potterhead! but forks or whatever the shitty place int wilight is, where even is that? People die in Hp and it makes potterheads sad but you still watch it over and over again, but when bella was gunna kill herself in like every flipping film it was like just kill yourself then i can stop watching this awful shit! Ok my rant is over but Potterheads are united and get along and join together, twihards, well, there scum!
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it
is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King
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I agree totally. I mean, are you, like, a stupid, racist, idiot? Because that’s what you come across as. And you insulted several very famous actors, for NO EFFING REASON!!! Just because Ron is red-haired, luna wears some odd clothing and Harry has glasses, that’s no reason to call them ugly. So, get a life.
YOU ARE A GOON. Twilight is superficial and unrealistic and shallow! Harry Potter actualluy understants that the world is not perfect, unlike “Bella” who is the biggest ditz ever! She’s actually the most shallow person ever.
And if you say “like” at the beginning of a sentence again, I will go on a bigger rant. Just wait. You’re stupid for judging books on whether people are gingers and if they have frizzy hair. But, I guess it makes sense that you’re so dumb, you HAVE been reading Twilight after all….
Bitch.
Haha. even Rob and Kirsten Admit They hate Twilight and they don’t know how people can stand it. Rob said he was glad to be in atleast one movie in HPeven though he dies at the end
Ok… you are a half-wit. I probably need to say nothing more than that but i shall.
Firstly…. too much swearing?? Twilights has way more than Harry Potter does and bloody hell?? That isn’t even a swear word!! I mean seriously compared to twilight Harry Potter is the Bible. Have you even read the last one? All it is is SEX!! Those books are 5 hours of my life i will never get back!
Secondly, ummmm you do realise you were being racist in that crappy rant of yours. So what if it’s british?? frankly I would go to Britain over America anyday. And the actors have accents because they are British and compared to some of the accents your country has to offer they are normal. Because they ARE normal and easily understood- anyone with half-a-brain can understand them. And i don’t understand what you mean by “slang” not because I am dumb and don’t know what that is, but because there is none in there, exept in bits where people are talking and J.K. Rowling wants you to hear what the main characters are hearing. I am an Australian and I understand everything fine.
Well characters dieing… that aguement is weak. That is what happens in real life. And of course the villians are evil, otherwise they wouldn’t make the book interesting. If Voldemort had waited for Harry to finish his years at Hogwarts it would have been as boring and stupid as this blog and the Twilight series. “Oh, you want to pass your O.W.L.s, Harry, I promise not to kill you till you finish them, this year. I can help you study if you want!”- that would be Voldemort if he waited for Harry. Do you seriously think Hitler- sorry for this reference it was he only one i could think of, so if I offend anyone please forgive me 🙂 – waited for all the people he killed to finish school??
And so what if the characters are ugly- which they are not- That is life, not everyone looks like Joey Richter. The whole point of that is that no matter what you look like you can do good. AAnd the moral of Luna is that you shouldn’t let what anyone says make you stop being your self.
Rant over!!! 😀 Hopefully next time you bash Harry Potter you better have good reasons 😛
Don’t call someone a “fucking idiot” when you can’t even use “your” and “you’re” correctly.
This poor person. What does one do with their lives? Now I am a complete Potterhead I will not be mean the Twilight fandom because fandom wars are never a good thing. I will say to this person that they need to do some research on history. Never try to argue without knowing what you are arguing, it makes you look stupid. Also get your facts correct about HP, there are many attacks on the school and harry that don’t happen at the end of the year e.g. The Philosophers Stone. Next time I suggest that you do try to not completely butcher the english language whilst you go on a rant. Villains are evil for a reason sweetie, they torture people for fun because they are bad sadistic people. You have used the whole it is bad because it is British thing almost 5 times in a row, find a new argument. I say shame on you for being so naive and stupid. Go educate yourself.
Anyone that went to school and has a brain likes hp! IDIOT
That one.^ EPIC 😀
why are you insulting british people? i’m not british but i can understand everything perfectly fine! Harry Potter promotes helpfulness, self ability, completing school, strong women and beauty in the soul. Twilight promotes teen pregnancy, weak women (who need a boyfriend to survive) and stupidness. I feel sorry for you, whoever brain washed you must have taught you the same thing. TWILIGHT SUCKS. good bye
U r correct my friend this person is dumb as hell! i mean seriously she doesn’t know how to spell for shit, she’s so brain damaged that she can’t understand the true meaning of the book and all of the actions of the villains r brought about as horrible unforgivable things so that does not under any circumstances give a bad example. Also seriously u must be dumb as hell not to be able to understand there English i mean even in the US they have different kinds of accents i mean seriously! also go read a book or get some history lessons or something before u speak!!!!! and if i were u i wouldn’t insult people on there looks because no one is perfect especially not ur Bella (her name is so ill fitted she is far from beautiful) and to be honest the actors who portray the harry potter characters are some of the hottest people in the movie industry today i mean have u looked at them do u even have eyes?!! and news flash ur Edward is played by a British actor and he also played in the goblet of fire .. shocking right! -.- all in all dude get a life! I love harry potter and i don’t mind twilight either but really there is no comparison!!!
Thank you! You have made my day. I wear glasses too!
I have no idea how Twitards find this cool-
“I knew what had to happen now. The girl would have to come sit beside me, and I would have to kill her. She would not have time to scream or feel pain; I would not kill her cruelly. That much I would give this stranger with her horribly desirable blood.”
BLEH!!!!
I completely agree!!!! she is mad and I have no idea what she means with regards to harry potter being “hard to understand” im English and I understand Twilight just fine even though everyone is American so why cant she understand Harry Potter?
she dose not understand the complexity that is Harry Potter, almost every spell is Latin and so are some of the names! that I find extraordinary for example:
morsmorde- this is obviously the spell to conjure the dark mark. translated in to English it literally means ” death to bite” creating the analogy death eaters!!!!!
Ludo from Ludo Bagman is also latin for to play sports!!!!!
if you are wondering how I know this I speak fluent Latin. Along with french, spanish, German, Hebrew but English is my First language!!!!!!
people die every day british have accents as do americans they won in wwii we fought with them villians torture people for fun every day go home
YOU ARE 100% RIGHT ABOUT HP! It is the greatest thing in the world!!
Whatever idiot wrote this should drown themselves in a bucket. If you’re trying to say Twilight’s better than Harry Potter which isn’t true at all, at least think and look at what you’re posting before insulting all us potterheads and sounding stupid and racist.
I just want to point out that Kristen Stewart actually is a great actress: it’s just Bella that’s plain boring. Kristen plays her perfectly, ’cause Bella doesn’t show a lot of emotions and I’m sure that she would be just like that in real life. In other films, like Snow White and the Huntsman where she get to play a character who actually has personality you can see that.
By the way, in the last book they actually – Aro, I think – points out that the Quilutes aren’t real werewolves, but shapeshifters. They just named themselves werewolves when they didn’t have a better word. But I have two: Heriditary animagi.
Do you have nothing better to do than sit here and hate on a book. Yeah there is this website to make books called wattpad and I hate on Twilight 24/7 and I agree it’s rude. I shouldn’t hate on twilight but lemme just ask this. Why does my entire family and I mean everyone even some of my cousins hate hp say that Twilight is not worth the money to watch? Even my mom who hates both of these movies says twilight is “stupid” and I would rather watch Harry Potter. And why do you have to scroll all the way down this page just to find someone who likes twilight. For real, if you twihards stopped hating on harry potter maybe we wouldnt hate on you so just think about tht and btw Potterheads is a better name than TWIHARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO AND LOVE HP
Honey, you’re just a 12 year old with no friends, no life, and a cheap computer to hide behind. If you’re serious about what you said about Harry Potter, you need to get a life. The “Volturi” are not realistic villains. This post was so rude, racist and showed everyone how stupid you are.
Couldn’t agree more! You go girl/boy!
Reasons why Twilight iis stupid: people die in Twilight (the innocent civilians killed by the vamps), people get tortured in twilight (Jane), America isn’t even a country, you can’t spell confusing, you think Dumbledore is freaky,well I think Edward’s peadophilia is creepy, not to mention it has a LOAD of plot holes. Admit it: Harry Potter is way better and you should get a life.
not to mention that Bella has a necrophilia with some bestiality since technically vampires are dead and werewolves are dogs… so we have a pedophile and a necrophiliac and some crazy bestiality going on… crazy
Also, Robert Pattinson is british so if your actually going to offend britain, your also offending rober pattinson :3
just thought i’d mention it 🙂
Also, America was made by Britain so if all things British suck, America sucks.
Robert Pattinson openly hates Twilight, hence he played Edward as a manic depressive to make other people hate it.
Agree with everything but “America isn’t even a country”. We’re not all idiots, thank-you-very-much.
Well actually it isn’t a country. North America and South America are continents. The United States of America (Or USA) is a country.
I did a report on why people shouldn’t hate on Harry Potter and guess what. The LEAST succesful Harry Potter movie made more than EVERY SINGLE TWILIGHT MOVIE so there you have it Twihards I am not going to judge Steph Meyer but HARRY POTTER is 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better than Twilight and why the Name Twilight it isn’t even about the sun!!!!!! At least Harry Potter’s titles mentioned things that were important in the book
Wow, you are really honest… Got some homophobia going on here, together with your hate for gingers and Harry Potter.
You say Harry Potter is hard to read because of the slang? What about Twilights grammar? Handsomer? Really?
What country a film is made in, or the books are written in, does not affect the quality of the produkt you stupid little muggle…
And to end this comment, I would like to say one thing: NOT EVEN ROBERT PATTINSON LIKES TWILIGHT!! And he played in Harry Potter first, so Twilight just continued stealing characters from Harry Potter.. Ridiculous…
(And you wrote Seriously Siriusly…. LoL..)
HARRY POTTER FOREVER!!
+It’s not YOLO, it”s YOLTDV, you only live to defeat Voldemort!+
Part two.
Compare Jacob and Sirius. Notice anything similiar? The surnames are the same, “Black”. Anything else? The main themes are the same. Sirius turns into a big black dog while Jacob turns into a werewolf, this idea is similiar to Lupin who also turns into a werewolf. And in comparision, which was written first? Harry Potter!!!! Twilight ideas are a cheap rip off of Harry Potter. And a teenage wizard facing off against a dark lord who threatens to vanquish the entire world with REAL ideas and SOLID theories is way better than a lovesick sparkling “fairy princess’ aka vampire.
Consider this just part two.
This Ginny Weasley
There is too much Molly Weasley in me to let Lizzie Bella off this easily. I swear to take revenge.
Speaking of Sirius, JACOB COPIED SIRIUS!!!
Like-
1. last name Black
2. rides a motorbike
3. can turn into a dog (well really a werewolf but HOW IS THAT A WEREWOLF HE TURNED INTO ONE AT BROAD DAYLIGHT WITHOUT A FULL MOON!!) So he must be a dog because he also doesn’t look like a wolf, thank ya very much.
Veeeery Original, Creative, SMEYER!
OMFG REASON FOUR GETS ME SO ANGRY. wtf is this? 1. we never thought against America in ww2 and we sure never lost. What inbreed cunt wrote this?
Like^^ 😀
a racist bitch thats who ! racist is not just about skin colour
She’s such a dumb***
Next time you make a blog, do your research, spell correctly and don’t whine. Express your opinion in a formal way that does’nt offend others.
Yeah , EPIC FAIL .
If you don’t have arguments , why do u write things like that?
Hello Dude, get a life !
i am really astonished at the fact that you spent so much of your time writing the crap above. This is all soooooooo hilarious, repetitive and oh wait-nonsense. All your reasons are baseless! And i am also forced to say that you soooo need to study Twilight saga HARD again, before pointing out Hp ; This is because-
1. You seem to care so much about kids AND you think HP is something not good for them THEN what do you think about Twilight saga? imagine if THAT gets in hands of kids. I know their guardians should look up for that it does not reaches them but there are so many things kids do against their Parents’ interests and if this is one of them, any one who is practical enough would feel sorry them. It would definitely tarnish their brains and the effect it would have on their thoughts of future teenage would be dreadful. What moral does even teenagers receive, only that a life would be hell to live without a boyfriend !
2. Yes people die in it, good people included in them, this is because its realistic enough and what do you mean to say, Good people dont die? its not like the stuff Stephine dreamed up, a whole army of vampires attack the Cullens aided with were-wolves but none of them ever manages to kill one? when a war is on, many people lose their lives just like they did in history so technically J.K committed no crime in HP.
3. If HP meant to teach torture and killing is done for fun, people i mean wizards wouldn’t have been fighting against it and neither would there be a prison for such criminals committing them !
4. huh! what lame ! if you are going to bring up social issues on judging n0veLS than lady you are done with reading literature !
5. What’s up with the slang language? here you should literally look-who’s-talking ! when you were accusing that people reading HP “have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!” , you just explained it yourself how much you care about people’s language and social manners.
6. You blame actors and people of filming department for ” not being able to understand the British-accent”, HA , you reeeeeaaaaally need to sort out your reasons then. If you are dum enough for them you can’t lay all the blame on others geez ! what a say ! The films contains British accent because they are supposed to and obviously it is all British territory like Hogwarts.
7. Talking about ugliness, every one is not as perfect with beauty as your charming vampires that’s why HP characters cannot be called certainly UGLY as they are just as they are supposed to be and NORMAL . Moreover you cannot call P.Dumbledore gay just because he wears dresses ! its a wizarding custom or trend you may say for them to wear long cloaks otherwise you may blame women long before to shift to pants from gowns and stuff as well! Luna is a bit weird only because she believes on the impossible and what she thinks. An example for you in your words:Vampires are pretty cuz they are meant to be, Bella was normal in looks cuz she was meant to be so !
8. I think you should clarify the idea of villains first because all that you mentioned above is what they basically do. And if you once think over twilight villains with a clear head you will surely realize that they do the same and are not so different. So Lord Voldemort is the perfect Villain ever produced.
I surely expected a better response from Twiheads but if this what you have to say and point your finger out on HP, you sure need to grow up. Although i await your next round of reasons, i rest my case for now and i do want to wish you luck with them.
P.S. Make sure they are good enough to be famous when out so that i could read them and respond at once, unfortunately i got a bit late with these.
dude who wrote this i love you! thank you fro saying these things that are extremly true!!
While you are completely right on most counts, I do need to mention that Professor Dumbledore, is, in fact, homosexual, as J. K. Rowling herself mentioned in an interview. She said that she’d always imagined him being somewhat in love with Gellert Grindelwald. Apart from that, however, you are completely right.
you are a major douche
Allow me to list all the ways you are wrong:
1. You are delusional if you think “bloody hell” and “bitch” are inappropriate for the age group reading this book. If Molly Weasley had stormed up to Bellatrix saying “you fucking cunt” maybe there would be a problem, but only for the prudes reading this book, but everyone else would be clutching their sides laughing.
2. Of course dying is OK and natural. It would be unrealistic if the characters were fighting a war that everyone survived and walked away from whistling and skipping through a meadow full of flowers. People die in war and that is exactly what this book is about, a war against bigots, fascists and mass murderers. It is good to teach children and ignorant adults alike about death. It is important to learn that you will lose the people you love but that is no reason to stop fighting.
3. If you think that VILLAINS the BAD GUYS who the GOOD GUYS are trying to defeat is teaching people that it is OK to torture then that is the same as saying Hitler teaches those who study basic world history that it is OK to launch genocide against a specific group of people. Seriously, because the villains torture the innocent is exactly what Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is trying to fight against, therefore teaching the readers to always fight against those who commit torture and NOT that TORTURE IS OK. Do you even read what you have written? Or do you just jot down the first stupid thought that pops into your head?
4. Do I really even need to say anything about this? I was just so astonished when I read this line that I couldn’t even believe what I was reading. Are you kidding me? As a fellow American I cringed when I read this. I couldn’t believe something so arrogant and STUPID was actually written down and published. It made me sick. Just because something is British is not to say it is better or worse. As Americans we have produced just as much garbage as we have quality work. That can be said for all cultures. Just because we invest billions of dollars into the industry doesn’t make our work better. The British have produced Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock (and those are just the things I am a fan of and popped to the top of my head) not to mention classic literature. Their country is the origin of great work, the birth place of amazing writers and poets. Don’t ever think for a moment that American work is automatically better then the British. We owe them so much culturally. Also, are you really and truly stupid or did you just sleep through every history lesson you ever received? We fought alongside the British in World War II and they were in the fight long before we were. We absolutely did not fight against them. Yes, they were pushed out of this country, but that was the 1780’s and we had the French funding the whole war. Get off your fucking patriotic high horse you idiotic bigot.
5. When I first read Harry Potter I was eleven years old and I found absolutely nothing about the language confusing. I’m sorry, but you really are stupid if you didn’t understand it. The plot line was simple and spelled out just for eleven year olds and if you know basic logic the slang was easy to understand, being as there was so little of it. Besides, what is so wrong with using a dictionary, based off of your writing you could use one.
6. The movies were so far from crap it’s hysterical. They were well done and great for those who weren’t big readers and yet still wanted to enjoy the story. Funny accents? You mean their normal speaking voice? Using the accent the English language originally came from? The accent we descended from, you mean that accent? Calm the fuck down. That is their normal speaking voice, just because you are so idiotic you can’t understand them doesn’t mean they need to dumb down what they say. They are speaking normal English. As Americans, we have no right criticizing the way they speak, being as we inherited their language and they completely changed the accent and words and phrases. Many of our idioms come from the UK and despite how different out accent is, it evolved from them. Don’t ever turn your nose up at the way they speak or say they need to speak “normally”. You want to understand them? Go live in England, get used to the way they speak and learn. They shouldn’t have to adapt to you just because you’re a moron.
7. THE CHARACTERS ARE UGLY?! Are you blind as well as dumb? Daniel Radcliffe is gorgeous, Rupert Grint is hot and Emma Watson is sexy as hell, not to mention beautiful. To each their own of course, but don’t hate on the actors because you aren’t a fan of how they look. Not to mention it has no effect on the quality of the story. Your argument here is so invalid is doesn’t even exist. Dumbledore isn’t wearing a dress, he wears a robe. Just like the Volturi, or did you not read Twilight? Did you just look at the movie cover and go *sigh* “he’s so dreamy, this book must be amazing”? Also, are you kidding me? Old people aren’t gay? So a gay guy reaches fifty and goes “Retirement here I come! Oh look, I’m not gay anymore”? And where in this green Earth did you get the idea that beards and mustaches are creepy? Who thinks that?
8. The villain is unrealistic? Excuse me, what? He doesn’t kill people just for fun, though he does find pleasure in it, he wants to wipe out Muggles, Muggle born and mixed witches and wizards. He actually has a goal in mind. Plus, murders develop a bloodlust, a need for power that is satisfied int he killing of others. If you paid any attention in history, you would realize that Voldemort is a symbol for Hitler and for all dictators. They are creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks? I’m sorry, were your eyes shut during the whole scene featuring the Volturi?
9. Maybe people will one day take your arguments seriously if a) you weren’t an idiot and b) if you learned how to write.
Anyways, these are a few reasons why you’re a moron and every single one of your anti-Harry Potter arguments are invalid.
Ah, I just realized I pressed reply to your post particularly, so it looks like I’m bashing Maham Imtiaz at first look. In reality, I was trying to comment to the writer of this hideous blog but apparently I’m terrible at figuring out where to leave comments so please…..ignore my mistake…sorry…
thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!! I agree with everything you have said.
Well, I agree with you mostly, but there is one thing you got wrong. Dumbledore is actually homosexual, JK Rowling said in an interview. No offense, but just saying. I REALLY don’t want to offend you, just to notify you of that. But, that said, you are totally right about it. I mean really? The person has spelling mistakes, like writer like reader, right? Nicely said.
Just so you guys know, Dumbledore is gay [ not the long robes, the fact he fell in love w/ Gellert Grindelweld], and there’s nothing wrong w/ that.
P.S: Don’t remind me Siri died. It just gets me sadder.
You are correct in that Dumbledore cannot be called gay just for his attire, however Rowling herself once said that she alway saw Dumbledore are homosexual.
may i just say that apparently you dont like swearing well…. TAKE A LOOK AT UR FUCKING POST IT HAS SWEARING
I just lost all respect for the human race due to this post.
“Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.”
^ OHMYGOD.
I am literally burning individual pages of Twilight as we speak.
I lost respect for the human race, then gained it again after I read your comment. Thanks 🙂
I find it funny how you think Harry Potter is depressing, and yet Bella went practically bipolar for months because a boy left her.
“When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to fight to find the keys to destroying the world’s darkest wizard.
When the love of Bella’s life left her, she got depression, hid away from her social life, and put herself in danger just to see him.”
Keep that in mind next time you compare the world’s best thing to something as shitty as your face.
Potterheads, keep on supporting.
I find it funny how you think Harry Potter is depressing, and yet Bella went practically bipolar for months because a boy left her.
“When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to fight to find the keys to destroying the world’s darkest wizard.
When the love of Bella’s life left her, she got depression, hid away from her social life, and put herself in danger just to see him.”
Keep that in mind next time you compare the world’s best thing to something as shitty as your face.
Potterheads, keep on supporting.
p.s This post is not to Peyton, this is to the uneducated little twerp that made this website thing.
my thoughts exactly.. i would have jumped from my roof if not for all the comments
My thoughts exactly and I am a Potterhead not a Twihard.I hate twilight people.I got into an argument with a twihard in school and I freaking won.
thank you for saying that because now i know that not the whole human race are soooooo full of shit
lizziebella how old are you kid , get a life. you sound like a silly 5 yr old
respect, dude, respect *raises hand and salutes*
WELL WE AREN’T BEING AS RUDE AS YOU TWILIGHT FANS ! P.S. HARRY POTTER IS PRACTICALLY A CLASSIC AND TWILIGHT IS JUST ANOTHER OF THOSE BOOKS THAT ARE TRYING TO FIT IN TWILIGHT SUCKS BECAUSE: SO MANY REASONS I CAN’T NAME THEM and stephanie meyers i did not mean to be rude the books are great i just don’t like SOME of the fans
You Go Girl! Also, one of the reasons…. He freaking Sparkles!!!
Hahaha, he’s the tooth fairy, come to visit you at night and watch you sleep. xD
OMG read this and thought Mrs Weasleys Holwer!!
Edwards not the tooth fairy,he’s a sparkling fairy princess!
Thank you for helping me write a hate letter to SMeyer!
no cedric vampires don’t sparkle
rp likes hp better he said so himself
he also said that he’d rather be in one hp than any twilight movie
ks said tht twilight was boring too
Ultra mega fail on 19 different levels. >.<
Its satirical obviously, I lose more faith in humanity when people can’t identify a literary device. Its proving that Harry Potter is always better 😀
ulyimate fail
man , girl , annoying pathetic kid , just go and kill yourself.
You need to be thrown off the fan boat for telling her that. Even if she’s (blatantly) wrong, or satirizing (which I sincerely hope she is), you NEVER tell someone to kill themselves over this. Grow up.
@Infi: Things like maturity or consideration on the internet is almost non existing as you’ll always come across something offensive around a large group of people gathered.
@Everyone: Guys C’mon, this is obviously trolling ! The person who wrote this blog article wants to see his or her’s comments flooded with hateful replies and it seem the person is getting his or her’s wish!
Who cares what this person thinks and even if he or she wasn’t trolling, this person is obviously failing school and needs to make an effort on better education!
(point1) u dont need to make little kids read it plus if u dont like it dont read it and wow really thats barely any swearing if u ask me! AND in twighlight they actualy have a sex seen! which i think is worse then saying bloody hell every now and then.
(point2) 1 death is natural and kids need to know that and come to accept death when they r older and plus twightlight is all sad parts in 1 bella even trys to kill herself becuz edward isn’t with her!
(point3) it doesn’t make torrture seem okay i mean really its the bad guys who torture ppl and 1 of the reasons nobody likes them is actualy shows that torture is bad u dumbass!
(point 4) not true! i often enjoy british stuff far more then american stuff also u think its the most advanced?!?!?1 realy? u r an idiot i mean thats japan grow a brain and britain fougt with u in ww2 not against u if u r going to make something that racist a statement then atleast get ur facts straight first~
(point 5) what r u incompetent? im from australia and i know ppl who read these books when they were like 6 yrs old! they didn’nt need a dictionary! if u can;t understand u just have some serious problems!
(point 6) oh so now not all american things r amazing i gues? and i mean the movies r briliant and the accents add to character u can’t have a stupid american accents playiong a proper english roll! and maby if u listened u might be able to understand something called propper grammar once in a while!
(point 7) first of all hermione, harry, ron, and luna are adorable! and their gorgeous when they are older plus where the hell did u hear dumbledor was gay exactly? and its called a robe not a dress!!!
(point 8) 1st of all they want to emphasise how bad they r considering they r bad guys as u said this is read by little children the author wanted them to see that they were bad guys so they wouldnt feel bad when they defeated voldemort!
i think ive made my point now i can understand that u dint like harry potter i mean u cant plz everybody can u? but if u even presume to say that twighlight is even a tiny bit better then harry potter u have some serious mental issues!
Nothing against you in fact I’m a HP fan, but before you say something about how this FUCKING STUPID EXCUSE OF HUMAN grammar check yours first. Because that makes your reply a FAIL. (.___. ) Just saying.
well said
Moaning about his grammar?
It’s NOT that bad. Nothing compared to this Twigurrl shit. I at least understand his whole post. Well said man (/woman) Defo a WIN in my book 🙂
Guys, he’s just speaking in ‘Twigurrls’ natural language.
This is the biggest fail I’ve ever seen, I agree with Annie. Siriusly. I mean come on, the WW2 thing! Britian and America were allies idiot girl! Plus have you ever read the twilight book, Bella is a dead beat complaining idiot who is a character in a clearly writtin in a horrible book. I mean does Stephanie Myers not know anything about grammar, in the first paragraph she put the predicate nominative in the verb phrase, is she an idiot? Plus the plot line of Harry Potter is magical (no pun intended) and Twilight’s plot line sucked. And if you can’t understand British accents I suggest you go crawl in a hole with your twilight books and never come back. I mean how could you bash a supior book to a piece of toilet paper, wait excuse even used toilet paper has a better plot line. Plus did you look at your spelling/grammar? Are you what, 9, maybe 10. And you sat that HP swears to much then you go and throw the f bomb around like an idiot. You’re such a hipocrit. This is just the biggest fail I’ve ever seen, I can’t even express how utterly disapointed I am in society if it produces ignorant little girls like you. So I would go delete this because its all over tumblr and everyone knows what an idiot you are. This whole thing is so completely ignorant. You said Dumbledore is creepy because of facial hair and a ROBE (not a dress!), I mean in our history many famous and great people have worn ROBES. And people have facial hair, get over your little ignorant butt and face the truth, Twilight sucks, and this post just made it suck even a whole lot more. You need to get off the internet with your opiniated big mouth of illiterate terms/bad grammar/spelling and find a new hobby. BIGGEST FAIL EVER.
in facto, my english teacher actually said to me once (and she’s twihard) that even though she loved twilight, she would never use them as in example in class cos they’re not even that well written, with grammar and stuff. but guess what book we used an extract of in class? oh, it’s not…a harry potter book, is it? o; well, yeah.
I live in Germany and guess what! Even in our 5th-grade English book there is an extract of Harry Potter (in english of course)! In a schoolbook! So and now think about why I never found an extract of Twilight in a schoolbook.
And just so you know. Britain DID NOT loose WW2 and we should all be bloody grateful about that!
Don’t make fun of 10 year olds
Hey you all! Check out my new blog! Its only a day old, but if it gets a 1000 hits, I’m gonna make a post about how Harry Potter was the reason for our amazing childhoods. 🙂
Harry Potter was amazing. It is up there with Shakspeare and Tolkien. Tolkien invented a brand new world, so did Rowling. they both made you want to be there.
There wasn’t a sadder day in my life than my 11th birthday, when I didn’t get my letter from Hogwarts. 😦
OK, I am very, very angry after reading this post. I mean, What the hell!!! It is just an epic fail. I know that this post has been posted ages ago but I will comment.
1) Bloody Hell is not a swear word. And what the hell is the point here? Have you found any person who doesn’t swear? Even you were using words like ‘fuck’ and all.
2) It has too much violence? Tell that to all the human killing, the animal hunting, vampire slaying (by breaking them to pieces and setting them on fire), and torturing (at the end of New Moon, done by the Volturi) in Twilight. And let me remind you something. DEATH IS NATURAL. YOU WILL DIE. ACCEPT THAT!! Twilight is just a nonsensical drama in which no one dies because Bella’s life has to be perfect. On the other hand, Harry Potter is what real life is. People die. We experience loss. But, we need to face it. When the most important person in our lives die you don’t just leave all your family behind and go to Volturi and ask them to kill you or you don’t do half naked in front of a crowd.
3) Yes, HP has torture but only the bad guys torture and no one likes them. In the end they are killed. Children will come to understand that torture is bad. And twilight doesn’t have torture and violence? I mentioned that in the point above. Besides, girls now think that getting your hand broken and bleeding to death by a tracker, being thrown into a glass table, jumping off a cliff, riding motorbikes to kill themselves, or going through a life threatening pregnancy at the age of 18 will give them the man of their dreams. Yeah, right.
4) I have never seen anyone being so idiotic. Twilight is superior to Harry Potter because America is the superpower?!?! I am sorry but I have no choice except to call you a troll. You are a troll. Seriously!! I mean, how lame is that! I have no disrespect against America or any other country but, America is only a superpower because it hid itself during the 2nd World War while the whole world is in danger and in the end wiped 2 cities, full of innocent people, off the world map. It fed itself from the middle asian countries like Iraq. However, the quality of a book only depends on the author’s talent and the story. Not on the country from which it comes. Even Stephen King stated that Harry Potter is the best and that Twilight sucks!! The last time I checked, Harry Potter were the highest grossing movies (even in US), they were the most selling books and they were labelled ‘epic’. Not Twilight. Twilight is just a teen girls craze who can’t get a life for themselves. Harry Potter has a theme park of its own. A THEME PARK… hello… And you say British people are bad? You should be thrown in jail. Check your history again. America is the place where crime is just, natural. And Britain didn’t lose to America in World War 2. They were allies, you troll. And just so you know, Robert Pattison is British and he totally hates Twilight.
6) Hell, I am an Indian and I can clearly understand the language there. Just because you can’t understand it, doesn’t make it bad. Americans have got the slang. British accent is universally accepted to be the ‘correct English’. People usually refer to an Oxford dictionary. Not to a Harvard dictionary.
7) How dare you call the characters ugly?!?! Bella has just got ONE expression and Edward sparkles. Besides, everyone cannot be perfectly beautiful. Harry Potter characters and real life, believable and not dead vampires. If you are going to judge people on hot they are, it shows that you are just a whimpy idiot who has no character. Anyway, Harry Potter characters are beautiful. Everyone is beautiful in their own way, you idiot.
And, Dumbledore you say, is weird? Dumbledore is the most brilliant person you could ever meet. And beards are not creepy. Watching a girl sleep by crawling into her bedroom without her father’s permission is creepy. The last time I checked, Abraham Lincoln had a beard. And yes, Dumbledore is gay. So what? Old people are supposed to be gay? WTF!! Homosexuals grow old too, you moron. And Dumbledore wears a dress (which is actually a robe) because Harry Potter is set in the 19th century. What is truly gay is that Edward sparkles.
8) You said it yourself, Voldemort is sadistic and he is a psychopath. That is what villains do. They torture and kill people. That is why they are bad. Villains don’t just sit around in three huge chairs in a huge palace and do nothing. The main thing that makes a story interesting is that the antagonist should be strong and powerful not a group of idiots from Italy. And Voldemort doesn’t wait till the end of school to attack. He has been attacking every year. He gains power slowly and finally he decides to establish his rule. He is not unrealistic, even by a bit. Unrealistic are the Volturi. They are plain idiots. And it is the Volturi who actually kill humans, torture people for fun.
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Harry Potter books have been widely acclaimed for their literary genius and amazing story and characters. The movies were credited for excellent acting and have won many awards too. They have been even nominated for the Academy Awards.
Twilight has just been acclaimed for its instant popularity due to crazy teens who don’t have a life of their own.
angelina,you rule! tell her girl!
Would just like to point out that HP does NOT take place in the 19th century. T.T It takes place in the 20th century, and Dumbledore wears robes because that’s wizard fashion.
Preach it. Can’t BELIEVE what’s going on with this generation. I was generally infuriated. ESPECIALLY by the American vs. England thing. I mean, seriously? Are you really that dim-witted? That daft? Dear lord, you really need to sort out your priorities.
FYI, Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen, for those who don’t know) played a major role in the Harry Potter movies, as Cedric Diggory. Look it up, it is true. He is also British, since you appear to have the hots for him.
Hello Angelina22, I would just like to say that, even though I agree with everything you and everyone else have said about this person being a troll, that it’s not worth getting upset over this article.
The original author is probably getting off on all of this hatred and loving the type of replies that he or she is attracting.
My point is that you guys could scream and yell and call this troll every name in the book until your faces turns blue, but it’s what he or she wants. I also believe this is what people call ‘troll bait’ which is material that purposively causes fights among people.
Please take this into consideration and all of your lives would be happier if you guys just learn to recognize troll bait and ignore it.
siriusly, epic fail! i mean bloody and hell are two separate words, not one whole swear bitch is a female dog, and thats what bellatrix lestrange was. and if you were in molly’s place, with one son dead, daughter almost just saved,what would you have done? and pardon me sweetie, have you seen/read breaking dawn-1? is that acceptable for all ages?
Just one thing I want to say… Death IS natural…. (Just one thing, cause Stephen Kings words are alredy here. There isn’t necessary say something more…)
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btw we fucking created the english language( that is why it is called ENGLISH) and “normal” is an ENGLISH accent. also, CONFUSING!?!?!?! your grammar and spelling is confusing.
“plain rude” PLAIN RUDE?!?!?!?! In this blog post you have personally insulted the gay, ginger and british community. You are really, really stupid. You are a hypocrite ,too. And you probably a 10 year-old with no boobs, braces and an Edward Cullen t-shirt.
AND SORRY TO BURST YOUR FUCKING BUBBLE BUT ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH!
YOU FUCKING IDIOT! NEVER EVER COME BACK TO THE INTERNET.
1) Learn how to spell
2) Check up on your facts on the world wars and know them before you make comment about them.
3) Robert Pattinson is British..
4)YOU JUST FAIL!
WE WERE ALLIES WITH BRITAIN, AND AMERICA IS NOT BETTER, YOU SPELLED SO MANY THINGS WRONG WHILE YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO UNDERSTAND, AND VOLDEMORT ISN’T REALISTIC???? AND SPARKLING VAMPIRES ARE???
‘Bloody’… a swear word. What is this person? 5?
“My mummy says I shouldn’t say bloody cos it’s naughty” lol
Pfff! Yeah. *simpering Umbridge voice* How adorable! A little missy on the internet saying that swearing is wrong! Oh dear, is that the f- word I just saw here?
*voice gone* ha! Yeah. What a BLOODY dunderhead.
I just laught so hard on this, I mean, this girl even thinks or what? And the stupid patriot arguments she uses?? LOL Seriously, this girls needs to learn what is a book before came out talking about Harry Potter
Total fail, no one who read this beleives it! HP is WAY better than Twilight. HP teaches you about friendship, war, inner strenght, Twilight teaches you that you need a boyfriend. ALl the book of Twilight r a waste, about the same things. ALso the Volturi also come at the end of the year/ book AND you said Death isnt natural. IT IT< WE ALL DIE SOONER OR LATER< EVEN VOLDEMORT DID AND NICHOLAS FLAMELL! U say that there are things innapropriate to kids in HP, in TWilight they have IT and talk about IT all the time, plus people die, and kill people for fun too! Half of the stuff u wrote on here is the same as Twilight, and just beacause you think a character is creepy doesnt mean we do. U r just jealous of how good HP is and no way is America better than Britain. Britain rocks, SO DOES HERMIONE< LUNA< DUMBLE DORE HARRY< RON AND ALL GINGERS (beilng one myself). GO GET A LIFE< IF I COULD THIS POST WOULD GO ON FOREVER! I cannot tell you how much I am DISGUSTED WITH THIS! I know poeple have different opinions YES but doesn't mean you have to go posting it around the internet thereby making EVERYONE angry at you! I can't find anymore words to describe how I feel about this but If i could, you would have something coming for you!
you are unbelievably stush.
Oh.My.God. Get a life, bitch. Everyone has an opinion, but seriosly, wtf? You made fun of a british accent, made fun of other people’s appearence, and made fun of a story that changed the world. I mean, you could think of a lot of argument to compare harry potter to twillight, and your argument? EPIC FAIL. sounds like this is just a weird twihard girl trying to prove herself right by making fun of harry potter with lame excuses. Oh, I’m sorry, you made fun of harry potter? I can’t hear you because of the sound of our theme park! 🙂 They see me Rowling, they came in hating.
You seriously should consider getting help Lizzie. For the better of man kind.
hello you little son of a bitch! firstly J.K.Rowling ment for the books/movies are supposed to be confusing because everytime you watch a movie you find somthing new and intresting and she also wrote the first 2 books for kids and the rest for teens and btw luna is amazing and she couldnt be colourblind because only males can be colourblind and ron is 1 of the nicest people in the world!! he has a sole for every freckle and thank fuck you diddnt say anything about draco! dumbledor is awesome just coz hes gay dusnt mean it is a bad thing gays are awesomee!! and twighlight isnt unrealistic?!a fucking sparkiling dead pedofile and a dog. fighting over a girl who has a choose between them…and then chooses the dead pedofile and hermionie is supposed to be ugly but gains beauty as they move on. and you clearly liked harry potter at some point coz how else would you know all this info on it like molly weasley calling bellatrix a bitch now FUCK YOU AND GO LIE IN HELL WITH YOUR BELOVED DEAD PEDOFILE:) your sencerly a verry angry potter head:)
Girls can be colour blind, it’s just rare. This is a joke, please, if you wish to critically respond to it, do so in a grammatically correct manner with good spelling.
Harry Potter sends a message about how it’s not right to torture people. And it’s more appropriate than Twilight.
lmfao!!!!!!!! i have a stitch in my side from laughing so hard. i can’t believe the stupidity of people these days. btw, robert pattinson is british. i don’t understand how you didn’t know that considering you’re such a huge twilight fan. siriusly?
the worst thing i’ve read in my life
Have you ever read the books, Lizzie? Huh? Reading your blog (which was so hard to, btw considering your crappy grammar) it seems to me that you’ve just watched the movies and that’s it. The books are SO much better. Please, Harry Potter is way, WAY better than Twilight. Take it from someone who’s read BOTH of the series. I can pile up reasons after reasons before you. Twilight is like a banana- plain. Harry Potter’s totally different than that. You need to accept this fact. Your opinion doesn’t matter nor does it change the way we think about the books. Harry Potter is loved by crowds you CAN’T even count. Deal with it. Stop acting like a crazed, hormonal 12 year old. Open your eyes and you’ll see the difference between ordinary and extraordinary. PS: I recommend you pay SIRIUS attention in your English classes. You need as much help you can get. xD
Ah, I was 11 when I realized Twilight is stupid, so “crazed, hormonal 4 year old (Certainly has the spelling ability of one)
Pffft! Twilight highlights nothing except the importance of getting laid.
I can’t believe it. I usually have a lot to say but I’m shocked, I just have nothig to say.
You’re the living proof that Twilight fans are as ridiculously stupid as Potterhead say they are.
It’s not the first time I see these kind of things, But this is the worse of them all.
At first I thought it’s stupid and childish to say that Twilighy fans are such idiots just because we don’t like them, and Potterheads are way above it, But now I realize that it isn’t a lie.
You are amazingly stupid. I mean. I know English way better than you and I’m from Israel! (Wait, that was a mistake. I forgot you’re a racist asshole.)
LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER!
you are such a racist idiot and youre reasons are crap
1. there is almost three curses in all the seven books and bloody hell isnt even a curse
twicrap is way more inappropriate then hp has ever been
2 people dying serouisly? grow up good people die in real life all the time
3. JK Rowlimg is being realistic which makes the books so much more realistic then having sparkly vampires and no one ever dies
4. youre a seroisly messed up racist bitch (trying not to curse here) and really britan fought with the allies in ww2 so get your facts right before showing the whole world how stupid you are
5.SERIOUSLY i dont even speak english all that well and i understand what they are saying
6.and the charaters are supposed to be british
7. and so what if the characters are not perfect you dont have to sparkle in the sun to be pretty stop being such a racist idiot just because weasly has red hair doesnt mean he isnt good looking same goes for harry with the glasses
and dumbledoor can be gay no matter how old he is
8. and JK rowling made the villians real
p.s. i only watched the twicrap movies becuase my t.v was stuck on one channel that was showing the movies again and again and i reccommend voldemort to use that as his form of torture they should save me a bed in the hospital for the next movie that comes out
She thinks that we’re finished, She thinks that we’re done, She thinks that its over, Her battle is won HA!
She thinks that we’re finished, but we aren’t through stop and think my friends what would Harry do for you? Harry never gave up the fight, Harry stood up for what is right, well now it’s our turn!!!!!!
make a joyful sound is LizzieBella’s! going down! We must unite so we can fight!! Turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout LizzieBella’s going down Can’t you feel a fire burning now it’s time to be a man
a great big muscley super big super hot man!!
AHAA
We wont be pushed around anymore, we’ll be a force you cannot ignore, we’ll be an army for Dumbledore for Dumbledore!!!
We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout!
LizzieBella’s going down!
We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout
LizzieBella’s going~
We must unite
so we can fight
LIZZIEBELLA’S GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and AVPM Fans UNITE!!!
I sang that out loud 🙂
You are totally awesome.
Best. Musical. Ever.
She thinks that we’re finished, She thinks that we’re done, She thinks that its over, Her battle is won HA!
She thinks that we’re finished, but we aren’t through stop and think my friends what would Harry do for you? Harry never gave up the fight, Harry stood up for what is right, well now it’s our turn!!!!!!
make a joyful sound is LizzieBella’s! going down! We must unite so we can fight!! Turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout LizzieBella’s going down Can’t you feel a fire burning now it’s time to be a man
a great big muscley super big super hot man!!
AHAA
We wont be pushed around anymore, we’ll be a force you cannot ignore, we’ll be an army for Dumbledore for Dumbledore!!!
We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout!
LizzieBella’s going down!
We must unite so we can fight turn the battle around time’s running out it’s time to shout
LizzieBella’s going~
We must unite
so we can fight
LIZZIEBELLA’S GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
Harry Potter and AVPM Fans UNITE!!!
You have got to be kidding me! First, how do you know all these things if you don’t like Harry Potter? Second, the least successful Harry Potter movie got more views than any of the Twilight movies. Now, I’m going to reply to each of your reasons.
1. Little kids won’t read the book by themselves most likely. Their parents will. Their parents will say something else instead of bloody hell and bitch. I also find it amusing how you would say f*ck but not bloody hell or bitch.
2. That’s the story! Harry Potter teaches you that life isn’t perfect and all your friends will stay alive forever! And death is OK and natural! EVERYONE DIES EVENTUALLY!
3. That’s why they’re called EVIL! EVIL people torture for fun! It’s like murderers and people who set houses on fires. They do that for their amusement.
4. You’re kidding me, right? That’s just racist! Ever heard of One Direction? Yeah, they’re British and you might like them. And they’re really good!
5. The slang is pretty easy to understand. For snogging, J.K. Rowling also says “kissing” sometimes. I think it’s easy to understand myself and I’m Canadian!
6. HARRY POTTER LIVES IN ENGLAND! They don’t live in America or Canada. Harry Potter and his friends live in England! So of course they have accents! And I think British accents are awesome! And if you don’t like the movies, don’t watch them. -_-
7. Harry Potter is supposed to represent that not everyone is perfect. And not every person in the world is straight. Respect gay people!
8. The Volturi are realistic? So people who kill someone because they said they were a vampire? Harry Potter is a made up world. It’s wonderfully put together, making magic and regular London come together.
That is what I think about this. Thank you.
I think she is joking,no one can be that stupid?
Fail so SHUT UP your mouth
Dude…that so didn’t work. I feel like using a couple of swear words that are not basically allowed. What are you, a four eyed freak from Planet Blurged up Bit**es? Swear words in Harry Potter…none at all. Nothing compared to Twilight. And it’s not really our fault that you’re illiterate enough not to understand Harry Potter language, or that your ears are so full of wax that you can’t even understand simple English. And dude…forgive me if you’re a Disney Freak enough to not be able to bear a few dark scenes? Does the “DARK” Lord ring a bell? And you ‘dash dash dash’. NEVER INSULT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IN FRONT OF ME. I’ve written all I can write but consider this part one.
War, hate for Lizzie Bella and Harry Potter to all those who do NOT think that twilight is worth more than emergancy toilet paper.
This is Ginny Weasley
yaaaaay clever poeple, not dumbass trash like spazziefella aka lizziebella
i definitely agree twilight has no one dying in any of the books? hmmm lemme see james 1 laurent 2 and victoria 3 and did bella not almost die in 4 by being ripped to shreds by her own daughter? james was ripped apart laurent was eaten by wolves and victoria was smashed ! and about it being too scary for kids? those kids will be adults by now and reading it to their kids they grew up with it so conquered the “scary things” you speak of. and slang? I AM GOING TO THROW A DICTIONARY AT YOUR FACE!!!!! swearing? our parents have probably said worse. you are a selfcentred homophobe how dare you think its ok to say they are gay and be like no offence? and dont you think s.m hasnt copied j.k.r a bit? i mean sirius BLACK rides a BIKE disappears every now and then, jacob BLACK rides a BIKE disappears every now and then they are both shapeshifters? harry potter teaches us life lessons twilight teaches us the dangers of having a vampire boyfriend who almost kills bella TWICE *(but hes probably great at discos )!!!! why are they ugly cause they have frizzy/ ginger hair and glasses? as if millions dont i think that some of those people who have that sort of stuff are beautiful who ever read this with frizzy/ ginger hair and glasses you are awesome dont let this VOLDEMORT get you down and the british and america thing? yes it was so much better in fact i am writing this in world of twilight now cus america and england didnt open any world of harry potters at all it was that great an idea!!! get your facts straight, grow some balls and buy a dictionary then try writing a post like this again!!!!
fail beyond fail. To stupidity and beyond fail. I do not want to live on this planet fail. Kill yourself with a rake fail
you are a fuckin idiot i am so sorry but twiglight is a love story with vampires and werewolves seriusly?u read that bitchy stuff harry potter has meaning!!
Go to hell Bitch!!!
Are you this disney loving freakazoid? Damn you and go to hell, kameene. You say tht just because harry potter is british, its worse than twilight? Why, cos americans won world war 2? Are you a kindergartener? Do you have a history book at home to know that America weasled out and came in at the last minute, flung a few swords and apparently saved the day??? A story about a teenage wizard fighting THE most epic dark lord tht books can give us while trying to save his loved ones is A HELL LOT BETTER, than a story about a pack of lovesick glittering fairy princesses who break down at the last minute and go to hell and DONT KNOW HOW THE FUCK TO AAAACCCT!!!
This is Ginny Weasley saying Hail Harry Potter and giving all Hell’s shit to anyone who thinks that Twilight is more than a tad’s worth of toilet paper.
Consider this part one.
That was just so beautifully said Ginny Weasley!
I do not like Harry Potter, nor do I like Twilight. But given a choice, I would have to say Harry Potter is better. Swearing is so terrible, is it? Last time I checked Bella and Edward had an intense sexual scene. Bella nearly dies having her child which IS EATING HER UP FROM THE INSIDE, and Jacob falls in love with an infant. That one vampire tortures people by making them feel intense pain with her mind, if that isn’t torture, I don’t know what is. Don’t be racist by saying that Britain is worst than America. Last time I checked, Edward was British. So you called Edward a looser. You hypocrite. Also 2 (it’s a number) I’d revise that by saying it’s ‘too dark.’ So, yes Annie, it is a fail. An epic one.
Umm… sorry girl but Edward was from Edwardian Chicago! But thanks for your insight. You’re awesome. Epic.
I suppose you think America is great because its forcing people to make all their crap in china? and dude you’re supposed to hate the bad guys! Also, a story about a girl who is dating and making out with werewolves and vampires isn’t exactly appropriate for kids either is it?
The actors aren’t talking weird you twit! They’re freaking British!!!!!! J.K Rowling was a British Author. Thus, she writes words the way they are said in Britain and was insistent on getting British actors. And IMPO (that’s In My Personal Opinion) Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and oh my god GARY OLDMAN! Are way better than those crappy idiots they hired to be in Twilight. Get a life. And seriously? YOUR TALKING ABOUT INNAPPROPRIATE SWEARING AND THEN YOU START FREAKING OUT AND SWEARING YOUR HEAD OFF?
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first learn to Write. Second you really thing that?! For Mother Sake. Comparing Harry Potter With Twillight? Come on, Harry Potter is better than Twillight.
Reading Twillight is Social Suicide
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Fuck off, you DISGUSTING bastard!
~Mary-Sue
Worst reasons I have ever heard. Let me give you some.
1. Harry Potter fans aren’t vain and we don’t base our favourite books depending on how “hot” the vampires and werewolves are.
2. HP books are much better written and English teachers agree with this comment.
3. Stephen King hates Twilight and loves Harry Potter and we can all rely on Stephen King (Author of The Shining) to be a good critic.
4. Twilight may include beautiful romantic elements. However, Harry Potter includes many beautiful romances, lots of exhilerating adventures, action, magic…the list could go on.
5. There are many more layers to the plotline, story and genre of Harry Potter.
6. Even Cambridge graduates enjoy Harry Potter.
7. Harry Potter has an adult version as it is aimed at a wide variety of the population. Twilight is in the teenage section & the teenage section alone.
8. Harry Potter fans can spell and put forward a decent argument on these discussion groups, not like “omg rpattz is hot n stuff”.
9. Robert Pattinson was Cedric before Edward and he looked and acted better as that role.
10. Kristen Stewart can not act as Bella-she blinks too much and bites her lip. Is that all she can do with that character?
11. I don’t blame Kristen for the above. Bella is a very boring character and I doubt there’s much you can do with someone who is totally dependant on a man and who falls over at any given moment.
12. How does Twilight even make sense? If Jasper goes crazy over a paper cut then he wouldn’t be allowed to go to school where people get paper cuts all the time.
13. If it tortures Edward so much to not drain Bella dry then how does he contain himself when she has her…monthly visits…grim thing to mention I know but it is a valid point!
14. Harry Potter is the hero who conquered the Dark Lord. Bella Swan is the heroine who conquered The Volturi…oh wait, no she didn’t. That’s right…she just blocked their powers with her mental barrier and let them walk away after killing an innocent vampire. That’s justice for you!
15. Hermione and Ginny and (even) Luna are good role models for young women. Unlike Bella who falls apart after losing Edward and only gets back to normal (ish) when she meets Jacob.
16. I have actually read both book series’ unlike a lot of the Twilight fans who have probably never even looked at a Harry Potter book.
17. Although Rowling may have been inspired by some ideas from Greek Mythology, The Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars? and The Little White Horse, at least she only adapted a subtle amount of these influences into her novels. Unlike Meyer who (so obviously) copied the romantic structure of events from Wuthering Heights and stole many of LJ Smith’s ideas.
18. Vampires die in the sunlight, don’t they? They do not sparkle. I don’t understand why teenage girls are going crazy over this. Surely sparkling is something a girl would like to do. Not something a girl would like her boyfriend to do!
19. Also, a vampire without fangs? Seriously?? Isn’t that just a deranged human?
20. Team Edward and Team Jacob are just a way to cause arguments amongst Twilight fans. I think it’s safe to say that most Harry Potter fans respect whether another prefers Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Bill, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, Draco or even Voldemort!
21. There is a Harry Potter Theme Park. A THEME PARK! Hello?
22. Wizards eat normal food and so they get to visit Honeydukes sweet shop which is full of the most delicious sounding treats you will EVER read about. Vampires drink blood? Oh…yum.
23. Victoria is the fiery red head of Twilight, yes? There is a large family of fiery red heads in Harry Potter called The Weasley’s…they are all lovable and likeable characters…even Percy (sometimes) while Victoria is a villain (and not a very good one).
24. Nobody stands up to The Volturi in Twilight but The Order of The Pheonix are not afraid to oppose The Ministry. Hell, even the students oppose the ministry with Dumbledore’s army. Come on Cullens. Surely you could run the Vampire World better than Aro???!
25. I’d just like to point out to the Twihards that “Daniel Radcliffe got naked with a horse” is not a valid reason to support your belief that Twilight is better. Daniel’s performance of that particular play made critics go crazy with compliments for his “breathtaking performance” so if anything it only supports the belief that Harry Potter is better!
26. Harry Potter films use lots of very talented actors/actresses in the films. Particularly Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, Ralph Fiennes, Jim Broadbent, Timothy Spall, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Bill Nighy etc etc etc etc (the list could go on).
27. Harry Potter grew up with it’s readers and so it grew in maturity and the characters developed alongside the fans. The Twilight characters stay the same throughout the novel and it is only aimed at one age group.
28. Twilight fans seem fond of the question “Who would win in a fight, Vampires or Wizards?” To which I have to say…AVADA KEDAVRA! =] (Or in honour of Snape: SECTUMSEMPRA!)
29. The true love in Twilight, however lovely to read about, is completely unrealistic. Whereas the romantic aspects of Harry Potter are built up over time to reflect the reality that is even incorporated into a magical world.
30. Rosalie Cullen may be the perfect, bitchy, blonde haired beauty who is really very nice underneath it all. But I’m sorry, Fleur Delacour is all that and more-she’s even part veela for crying out loud. And she gets Bill who is far cooler than Emmett.
31. Remus Lupin is typical of the mythological werewolves whereas the Twilight werewolves are just a shoddy version of a shapeshifter. Aren’t shapeshifters supposed to change into whatever animal they want to? I wanted to be a tiger. Thanks Meyer. Way to kill a dream!
32. Harry Potter is comedic and Ronald Weasley (what a beaut) made me laugh out loud several times throughout ALL of the books. So did Fred & George…actually Harry, Hermione and Ginny did sometimes. I barely laughed at all during the Twilight saga. And in all honesty, laughter is good for the heart and the soul. Isn’t that what they say? ;]
33. Harry Potter fans are more mature than Twilight fans (not all but most of the time) because Harry Potter is about a fight for survival, a struggle for happiness and a love that is more powerful than evil. Twilight is mainly a love story based around a love triangle. Harry Potter is much more complex!
34. I’m very sorry for those who are Team Jacob. But…he imprints on a baby? Really? It might not be paedophilic but…it’s still very creepy.
35. Harry leaves Ginny for her own protection so she smiles with a broken heart, continues to learn defence against the dark arts with the DA and battles against the Death Eaters. Edward leaves Bella for her own protection and she falls into a depression. I think I know who I’d rather be.
36. Edward might be able to read minds but Snape could teach us all Occlumency to sort out that problem. Also, Voldemort’s Legilimency is much more powerful and effective than Edward’s weak attempt at mind reading. And Aro’s is an absurd concept. Meyer needs to pay attention to Snape. “Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls,” … “the mind is a complex and many layered thing.”
37. Werewolves throw off Alice’s predictions of the future? Well, they don’t throw off Sybill Trelawney’s!
38. Harry Potter allows you to fall in love with a characters personality rather than blinding you with visions of their perfect looks.
39. Twihards got really personal and said that all Harry Potter fans are geeks with spots and greasy hair. Well, I don’t fit that description and I’m sure most of Harry Potter’s fanbase don’t either. Just saying…I think you make yourselves seem very vain.
40. Twilight is taking over too much of my life. Give up on all the merchandise, would you? I’d rather read my HP books than wear a T-shirt of it. It makes it seem as though the books and film haven’t made enough money. Stop milking it please. Thanks!
41. Harry and co. learn Defence against the dark arts, Potions, Charms, Transfiguration, Care of Magical Creatures etc etc etc. How amazing would that be? Bella and co. learn Maths, Science, English…P.E? Oh how…imaginative.
42. Alright, so Vamps and Werewolves can run pretty fast. So join the olympics why don’t you? Witches and Wizards can apparate or jump on a firebolt! Hmmm…flying a magical broomstick & disappearing into thin air & appearing somewhere else…or do I just want to run? Toughie, that one!
43. Overall, the Harry Potter movies are higher grossing blockbusters than the Twilight films. Ok, so New Moon sold more DVDs and had more midnight showings! That’s your only consolation because the Harry Potter films beat the Twilight films and the HP books are a worldwide phenomenom (one of the bestselling books EVER) and will be for years. Twilight is just a teen craze.
44. Oh woohoo Vampires can live forever! Who wants to live forever when “death is but the next great adventure”???!
45. Voldemort is eventually defeated, bringing a resounding, happy but heartbreaking resolution to the novels. Aro’s still knocking about, I heard.
46. Aro looks haggered because he just let the years take their toll on him. Voldemort looks like a dangerous, vehement villain because he killed several times in order to rip his soul and make himself immortal. Hmm, which is the most interesting bad guy? I wonder…
47. Jacob Black can turn into a wolf? Oh so what. SIRIUS Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin IS a werewolf, Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat.
48. Harry Potter = Wizards, Witches, Animagi, Werewolves, Ghosts, Poltergeists, Vampires, Dragons, Veela, Cornish Pixies, Fairies, Leprechauns, Giants, Unicorns, Basilisks, Trolls, Goblins, Centaurs, Muggle borns, Squibs etc.
Twilight = Vampires, Shapeshifters, Vampires, Shapeshifters…erm…humans?
49. Harry manages to fall in love and keep a functional & beautiful relationship with Ginny without stalking her a little! =D
50. Harry likes Cho first to show how you don’t always realise that the one you’re supposed to be with is right in front of you. Edward and Bella (apart from a cheeky lip locking with a certain werewolf) only want each other from the start-a highly unrealistic, modern day couple if you ask me.
51. Harry isn’t paranoid about kissing Ginny (even though Ron is in the room!) like Edward is about getting close to Bella. And she doesn’t punch him when he kisses her either unlike Bella to that certain werewolf.
52. Jacob is obviously a potential rapist. I mean, if a girl punches you when you kiss her the first time then you do NOT force yourself on her again! Got that?
53. Harry Potter has a Triwizard tournament involving exhilerating tasks and an amazing reward which eventually results in Weasleys Wizard Wheezes! Twilight has the love rivals Jacob and Edward battling it out for a reward of…Bella. Wow.
54. Harry sacrificed himself to save the world. Edward sacrificed himself to…oh no, he just wanted to die because he thought Bella was dead
55. Fred and George Weasley (and sometimes Lee Jordan) are legends and cannot be compared to anyone in Twilight.
56. Ron, Harry and Hermione share a wonderful friendship. The Cullens’ friendships are all very uninteresting and don’t seem to be strong at all. Do they have any REAL friends? Apart from each other?
57. Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione actually grow up and marry and have children. A beautiful ending to a beautiful series! Twilight has only a continual family of teenagers. Great…this gets old, you know. (Even if the characters don’t!!!)
58. Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill off several main characters in order to take the readers through an emotional journey. Things can’t always be nicey-nicey Meyer >:|
59. Even Nicholas Flamel gets tired of living forever. When are the Cullens gonna tire of it?
60. Edward’s eyes change colour when he’s hungry? How nice. Tonks can change her entire appearance whenever. Plus, Hermione can whip me up a polyjuice potion anytime!
61. Ron and Hermione actually get on each others nerves and argue because they have human emotions! Edward wasn’t even angry when Bella cheated on him. When is that guy going to grow a backbone?
62. Snape dedicated his life to good just because of his love for Lily. That’s what you call dedication. You might wanna take some notes Miss Swan.
63. Neville Longbottom (the stereotypical loser) was a hero and killed Nagini, shattering many stereotypes and instilling the readers with faith.
64. Harry Potter is so heartbreakingly brilliant that nobody can read The Deathly Hallows and not cry.
65. In the wizarding world you can consume Felix Felicis aka liquid luck. What could be better?
66. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Bonnie
Wright, Tom Felton and Evanna Lynch all play their characters brilliantly and they are all lovely in real life.
67. Edward and Harry both died and came back to life…but Harry didn’t need to be bitten by a vampire and join the undead to do it.
68. Hagrid. Enough said. He’s jollier than Father Christmas!
69. Albus Dumbledore says the wisest things. Eg. “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.” Listen up Cullen! Just turn on the light and stop being all serious and worried all the time.
70. Twilight spends about 10 pages describing the same thing. Jeez, get on with it! I don’t care how beautiful Edward is, I want to know the plot!
71. Jasper can control how people feel? Who needs that?! IMPERIO … there, done
72. The Vampire Diaries TV show mentioned Twilight only to mock it (basically) =]
73. Being an avid reader I read both series’ in a very short amount of time. (a book a day?) And after Harry Potter I felt sad that it was over, thrilled by how good it was and amazed that someone’s imagination had actually thought up such an amazing and complex story. After The Twilight Saga…I wasn’t thrilled and I was very disappointed that there was no battle. There was a mega build up…for what?
74. The Twilighters claiming that Harry Potter is complicated better not even try to read any of the classics that their heroine (Meyer) loves so much. Their brains are clearly not up to it.
75. The names of the Harry Potter characters have deep and meaningful reasons behind them. Eg. Albus = White (in latin) perfect for the Dark Lord’s worst fear. And Dumbledore = Bumblebee…Rowling said that she “liked the idea that this music lover might absent-mindedly hum to himself”. Whereas the names used in Twilight can only kind of be applied to the characters. And Bella = beautiful…yet she is described to be very plain. Hmm…?
76. Rowling has an impressive knowledge of myths and legends and moulds them into her own to make them seem fresh and original.
77. Even though HP is set in fantastical circumstances, a lot of real life traumas happen, enabling everyone to relate to it.
78. Most of the characters in Twilight are extremely one dimensional whereas everyone in Harry Potter is complex and has many sides to them (even Voldemort…when you learn about his past in the 6th book)
79. Everyone wants a Hogwarts christmas!!! That amazing dinner, wizards crackers, a knitted jumper off Mrs Weasley, giant Christmas trees with real fairies and icicles for decoration, exploding snap with Fred and George, snowball fights with the Weasleys & Harry & Hermione and looking out at the frozen lake, kissing Harry or Ron under the miseltoe (Hermione or Ginny for the guys?) ;] Sounds pretty perfect to me.
80. The ending of Harry Potter has a mirror of the beginning with Teddy Lupin losing his Auror parents (but because Voldemort is defeated, he gets a nice life =]) Unlike Breaking Dawn which ends with…wait for it..”The End”..oh how original.
81. I don’t care how fast Edward and Jacob are at running, Grawp could smush them with his big feet in a second.
82. Speaking of Grawp, his knowledge consisting of “Hagger” and “Hermy” are actually much more useful than the knowledge in Twilight. Ouch. Sorry…harsh. But you guys asked for it!
83. Hermione is quick thinking, clever and knowing. Bella is slow and terrible at thinking on her feet.
84. Oooh! Halloween at Hogwarts anyone? Hagrids giant pumpkins, amazing decorations and another beautiful dinner? But you know, I think I’d even enjoy Sir Nick’s deathday party!
85. The reasons I have listed are far more valuble and informative than the ones on the Twilight fan page which just goes on about how “Vampires are WAY hotter than wizards” Uh. Ok.
86. With regards to 85, although I do not under any circumstances base which I prefer on looks, I’d just like to point out that Lautner’s body was camera enhanced in New Moon and Pattinson had his abs painted on. At least when Dan “got naked with a horse” he was brave and comfortable enough to do it in his own skin.
87. Edward my dear, you can run but you can’t hide. Harry…you have an invisibility cloak so…I guess you can run and hide. Good for you!
88. Harry Potter has references to the wizard – Merlin – who is a part of the Arthurian legend, possibly one of the best and most loved legends of all time.
89. The popularity of Harry Potter caused universities
and colleges across the globe to begin to include a “creative writing” course as one of their subjects. Twilight caused…oh…nothing.
90. Do you ever see Hermione or Ginny throwing themselves at Ron or Harry? No. You do not. Because Ginny matures and realises that she has to be patient to get the man she loves and Hermione is just classier and smarter than Bella.
91. Harry Potter is appealing to both boys, girls, men and women. Whereas Twilight…lets face it…is mainly for the teenage variety of the female gender.
92. Apparently Edward Cullen is a Byronic Hero now? Oh come off it. What faults could he possibly have? Apart from being irritatingly perfect and stalkerish.
93. Twilight suddenly became popular and over rated after the film came out. Harry Potter hit it off before the films were contracted and it could never be over rated! ♥
94. I am Lord Voldemort = Tom Marvolo Riddle. So clever! And then there’s Aro…yeah, beautifully and cleverly created that name, Meyer.
95. Harry Potter has a powerful theme of Good Vs Evil and emphasises the fact that love conquers all (romantic, friendship or familial). Twilight is just a romance.
96. “You are my life now” Woah. Intense! Harry and Ginny are in love as are Ron and Hermione but you don’t need to make your partner your everything. You can have other people in your life too, you know!
97. Dobby sacrifices himself to save Harry and his friends, his first word to Harry and his last words ever being “Harry Potter”. Also, Kreacher is a very cool House Elf. Even Vampires and Werewolves wouldn’t stand a chance against his Elf stampede.
98. Voldemort is the most powerful dark wizard ever known. So if Harry managed to defeat him, he could easily defeat Edward, Jacob and Bella put together. Don’t try him ;]
99. It is possible to read the Harry Potter books over and over and over again and never get bored of them due to their breathtaking, awesome, thrilling and simply amazing storyline which should appeal to anyone and everyone.
100. If you’re a Twilighter or you don’t agree with what I’ve just said, then you’re obviously a muggle, still bitter about the fact that you didn’t get your Hogwarts letter of acceptance. Let it go already. Can’t you see what that did to Petunia? =]
Preech!
Uh i like harry potter too but why do you care so much
Racist bitch fail
1. Did you know that america was colonized by *GASP* Britain? So if you’re white and both your parents are then you ANCESTORS are British.
2. The Americans went to Britain for HELP in WW2. Look it up. Or even better, READ A BOOK. A real one this time not Twilight.
3. People die in Harry Potter to show the hardships of war and it unfairness. People die in Harry Potter to show everlasting love, courage and fearlessness. THEY DIE FOR REASONS. Honestly, I think your breed of humans will just destroy the planet. It would be like this
YOU: OMG! A big red button! *presses button*
SCIENTIST: What did you do!? That big red button sets off a nuclear bomb! *BOOM*
Not to be annoying, but America was colonized by a combination of England (Britain), France, and Spain.
Sorry, don’t know how to comment. I really hope you’re joking otherwise I feel sorry for you
Guys, this is OBVIOUSLY a troll…. nobody is SO stupid…
For #1)
So who cares about the swearing? I’m pretty sure it’s better than the scene with bella and edward in breaking dawn. I mean seriously?! If you’re worried about little kids reading the book, same goes for your sparkle obsessed fandom. *rolls eyes*
I mean…SUBTITTIES?!\
I thought this was like an article from The Onion or something. Is this serious? Wow, please reread the books instead of sucking off some fellow 12 year old wearing glitter and a team edward shirt.
I think her grammar gave me cancer.
You need to learn to spell and use proper grammar. HP is fantasy, very good fantasy. If you don’t like it don’t read or watch it. And we didn’t fight the USA in ww2. You only joined in when Pearl Harbour got smashed. Jees. At least the actors used in HP are from a wide demographic, variety being the spice of life and all and to be fair it has some of the best actors in the world in the films. And Twilight has a most handsome ex HP actor in it….. Rpatz. Surely if your American actors were so great they could have found one to fit the bill!!!!! Grow up and leave us Potterphiles in peace.
the hell… girl you don’t know the world, do you??? Well, they torture for fun because they are villains. Also, we all know Star Wars right? If you know it, you should have seen there that Anakin Skywalker killed innocent padawans(if you don’t know what I mean, it means young trainees in becoming a jedi lke a page, you know?”
If we take Harry Potter in reality, you would know that all you’ve said is the real and dangerous WORLD we all live in! Try researching how evil North Korea is!!! Try remembering your History, kid!!! Adolf Hitler killed so many just for fun but Harry Potter Books tells us, in the midst of darkness, you don’t need to be suicidal, hopeless and anything.
seriousely this must be a troll…
if not you’re just plain stupid
i couldn’t figure out how to reply to the blog itself, so please excuse me for replying to you, it’s to the writer of this entire article.
I was once a Twilight fan and i still am a Harry Potter fan, and i have to tell you that every single argument you used is completely invalid. I am an American and you made me want to hide my face in shame. Just because the books were written, and the movies made, in Britain does not mean that it is any better or worse than material in America. The Harry Potter series is better than the Twilight saga because it was written better. Not because Twilight had hot guys (which is an opinion). Harry Potter had more in depth characters, a better plot line, and it kept you on the edge of your seat. Twilight’s plot line was poor, the story was very predictable, and the characters were not very well written. I will give a little leeway room for Alice, but even then, Luna trumps Alice in every way.
The reason so many people died in Harry Potter was because there was a war going on. In a war, it’s not going to be just bad guys getting killed. And you’re saying that it’s not okay to read about torture, yet in Twilight, you see Jane having the time of her life causing people pain.
The movies are actually very well made. They stayed with the story line very well, and depicted the events quite accurately. Twilight didn’t do that at all. Very seldom did the movie follow the books’ story line properly.
You’re talking about looks as if they’re everything. You don’t need to have beautiful looks to have an amazing character (although, personally, I thought they actors/actresses were very good looking).
Next time, please research you’re facts before writing. And great advice for life: think before opening your mouth.
I am so ready to Avada Kedavra this bitch. Right after I Crucio her
Ok, wow. Just wow. Let me explain my thought process:
1.Too much swearing? You said the “F” word in almost ever single reason.’
2. Violent? In Twilight, vampires and werewolves fight each other in almost every book.
3 Torture? This post is torture.
4. British? Oh my god, you’re stupid. The Beatles, Rolling Stones, David Beckham, Elton John, cheddar cheese, Robin Hood, Doctor Who, and more.
5. Confusing? It’s got a plot line that makes SENSE, for a change. I know, crazy.
6. Movies? The movies aren’t accurate to the books. The actors for all of the roles however, portrayed the characters quite well.
7. The characters are ugly? Wow. All you care about are looks. Hermione is a WAY stronger heroine then Bella Swan will EVER be. Harry Potter saved his entire race. And Ron’s hair color? You’re probably ginger, too. Dumbledore is revealed to have been gay. Elderly people are allowed to be gay. It’s who they love. It’s not determined by age.
8. Villains? Twilight doesn’t even have a real villain. Voldemort scares the crap out of it’s reader, which is exactly how a villain is supposed to be.
Just because Harry Potter isn’t your cup of tea (British tea, by the way), doesn’t mean you have the right to insult the people who do enjoy the series. Oh, and use a dictionary if you want to make a valid point.
Oh god. Yeah, whoever wrote this, you are a fool. So you chose twilight. You also can’t spell, have no knowledge about world history, and hide behind a freaking computer screen criticising people way more successful than you! That sure gives me faith in your fan base. Do us a favour twilight fans, and leave us alone. Go wait for a boy or…sparkle or something…
I have read watched HP since I was about 6, and none of those thing bothered me, I was informed of things happening around the world and the movies become for older audiences as they progress, allowing you to grow while you experience the series. (I have also watched and read Twilight, so I’m actually allowed to comment on both)
Harry Potter is not necessarily for small children, which is why it’s YOUNG ADULT! If you’re not adult enough to understand that there are more important things that being pretty and that the reality of life is that there are people out there ready to kill and torture for fun, and if you think you are grown up enough to use that language, you should also be grown up enough for those dark themes; the real world is full of it. Also, you complain about the cursing when you’re using words like “crap”, “hell”, and not to mention “sadistic creepy fucking moron”; it’s not okay for fictional characters to curse, but you are allowed to? Britain had English before America, so that means we Americans have the funny accents, not them. And if you think Britain makes crap, you’re not allowed to listen to boy bands, The Beatles began their popularity, rock, because of the Rolling Stones, or even talk in English, because guess what? You are massacring the English language!
Furthermore (That means “also”):
– Charlie has facial hair
– Twilight isn’t violent??? They tear creatures, as you like to put it, who are only hungry, as we all understand, therefore INNOCENT creatures limb from limb in front of the camera in the movies while in HP, they are usually killed off-screen, and HP is too violent?
– James tortures Bella before trying to kill her. Enough said.
– Many people believe Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are not particularly attractive and he’s British!
Honestly, I hope you take time to see Harry Potter for what it really is, because it is a real jem and you obviously know nothing about it.
And take some English classes while you’re at it!
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I would take offense to this if it didn’t just assure me that people who say Twilight’s better are all idiots.
I would take offense to this if it didn’t just assure me that you’re a total idiot.
Yes! Everything this person said was not true!
I wish I had an acid pop with me
Totally epic fail. FYI, Britain fought with the US in both World Wars and won with the US, and I can’t believe you said those things about Britain. This is so horrible I really don’t have many more words.
Agreed.
This is just so stupid. I can’t even believe what I am seeing right now.
no no no you are a bitch i am just no no do you know how ofensive this is to me and fyi us potterheads dont say that harry potter is better then twilight we unlike you CARE about other people and dont brag about how hot the charecters are BITCH PLEASE
I’ve read a whole bunch of Harry Potter hate posts for fun. This one probably is the worst I’ve seen so far. If you want to say HP is better than Twilight (which isn’t true) get your facts right and stop being so damn racist.
Wow… Okay, first of all, it’s the parents fault for letting the kids read books like that if they are so young! And the author is British! It’s not J.K.’s fault! And people actually start dying in the 4th book, besides Quirrel. You can’t hate people just because of how they look like. That’s just stupid. You are really stupid, none of this really makes any sense.
lol this thing is a joke among harvard. my uncle went there and he said someone else wrote almost the same. HAHAHAHA its also a joke among every english class in our school
1) you’re an idiot 2) you just offended a lotta people 3) you’re arrogant 4) what universe do you live in 5) one of the stingiest people in the world has said that harry potter has a chance of being a classic 6) there is absolutely not even a single reason that twilight is better in any way 7) how the universe are the villians in Twilight realistic?
You’re mean and prejudice and stereotypical and just plain rude.
Girl, half the things you said are racist, to some extent. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. America and Britain were allies you dumb shit. Plus, THEY WON. Go to school before attempting to out-smart people.
About the characters, WHAT ABOUT FUCKING CEDRIC DIGGORY? Robert Pattinson portrayed him and even he said that Twilight was stupid and he got bored after 6 months! He also said that he didn’t want Harry Potter to end.
Twilight fans always say how Potterheads are always abusing them, but wait…
YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT HARRY POTTER AND SAYING THAT IT IS SHIT IS RUDE, YOU OBESE HYPOCRITES!
I am questioning whether or not this is a joke. The Sirius-ly was somewhat punny. Clearly, I am more of a Harry Potter fan than Twilight (which, by the bye, incorporates the 15 points of a domestically violent relationship).
BUT WHY ARE ALL OF YOU INSULTING THIS WOMAN AS A PERSON, INSTEAD OF DISAGREEING WITH HER POST!
You don’t know her. You don’t know if she is actually retarded, or knows someone affected by a mental disorder like that. How on earth can you just callously judge her to be an “attention seeking 11 year old foolish girl who has no life, no friends, and just a computer to hide behind.” How dare you tell her to grow up, especially saying right before that that she cannot have an opinion until she does!
She is wrong about serious historical facts, and she is writing from a horribly culturally insensitive viewpoint, but that doesn’t give anyone the right to slam her down this much. Don’t teach people by repeating over and over after dozens of all others have said it that someone is a “fail.” Teach through guidance and modeling.
i lost brain cells reading this… i have some things to say about this review. A) we wouldn’t want little kids to see the word blo*dy!!!! i think i lost some purity even thinking about it…. b) sorry not every character is a blonde straight haired supermodel with perfect skin. c) you are right. Dumbledoor should have turned into a heterosexual once he reached geriatric. how DARE he be homosexual past the age limit!!!!! smh!!!! *note sarcasm* d) to answer your question of “what kind of sadistic weirdo kills people for fun?!” the answer is… a sadistic weirdo. i know its a complecated question. e) where do you like… think america came from?? our entire educational system is based off theirs. we are no better than brittain. we may have armies but we are beyond flawed sweetie. f) twilight was just dumb… the main charicter was a ditz. sorry sugar.
This was horrible! You have bad grammar on every sentence. Most of these are opinions anyway. I’m a fan of twilight but this really sucked.
Yeah, epic fail. We all now that Hp is REALLY better than Twillight, but WTF?!?! She says that Dumbledore has an mustache, so he is looks like evil?! Really? Dumbledore? Evil?
And Hp is british, so Hp is bad? I’m not british, but this is an duble epic fail!
And, you (however post this) says that none want to read a book that characters die. Like, you mean that no one want to read a real book? People die someday, if you can’t support this so you have a problem.
You can’t be sirious. This post is an joke!
I can say a thousand more FAILS in this post, but I will not, because evereryone how read this can see what I’m talking about.
Well, looks like you’re already getting your backside booted into next week, so I’m just gonna say
EPIC. FAIL.
The irony. Harry potter doesn’t say death is okay. It says it natural. And if i do recall twilight says suicide is okay by throwing bella off a cliff. What kind of message does that send to kid? Harry Potter is not a book for little children. Harry Potter tackles subjects that full grown adults can’t comprehend. Also, it’s leading lady breaks stereotypes and is a total badass along with multiple characters. Bella is just a horny teenager and a useless bag of flesh.
You are sirusly stupid have you ever learned history person? Idoubt it BRITISH FOUGHT WITH AMERICA IN WW2 and here you are isulting them, how nice -_-, is this how all twilight fans are idiots? This world just keeps on getting more corrupt *sigh* deary do everyone a favor and just stop this nonsense
agreed
“its not ok to be gay, but no offense to homosexuals” ummmmm thats literally like saying i like gay people, but i wish they weren’t gay!!! just because someone who feels the same way about men as you do, (im assuming your straight because you put down gay people) and they are also man, what is wrong with that?
I am a teacher and I have a passion for the early 20th century and the us allied with Russia and Britian to defeat Japan and Germany in WWII!!! LEARN LIFE!!!
Well our main girl fought a war, yours waited crying for months waiting for a boy
IF U HATE HARRY POTTER SO MUCH WHY’D U MAKE A HARRY POTTER PUN? U SAID ‘SIRIUSLY’! UNLESS UR REALLY THAT BAD AT SPELLING!
Please look up WWII on a reliable site, such as National Geographic. It will tell you that Britain was allied WITH America and France during WWII to fight against Germany, Italy, Japan, etc. By saying that Americans are inherently better than British people, you’re making it seem like some kind of Aryan race thing. Don’t you also think that British people should be allowed to use idioms that make sense to them, just like Americans do to the entire rest of the world? Plus you swear. You cursed during this article. The actors in the movie are British. Astoundingly, some people actually talk differently than you and your community. And your thing about the villains- what kinds of people do that? Kim Jong Un, Hitler, Shi Huangdi, Ghengis Khan, KKK leaders. You are clearly against homosexuals by saying that old people can’t be gay. That’s like saying old people can’t be straight. Plus, by making fun of people for what they look like, you are making it so that no one will take your argument seriously. There is no need to insult entire groups of people just to prove that you like one book better than another book.
Wow. It’s so cute that you even think that. Let’s start with the enormous amount of spelling and grammar mistakes that makes it seem like a seven year old wrote this, which by the way, Twilight shouldn’t be read by people that young. In Britain, “bloody hell” is said as an expression, and many of the slang used is common sense. You’re rubbish if you don’t understand. America frankly (and I say this as an American) kinda sucks. I mean, we compete with Finland and Sweden economically, except we don’t even provide a month of maternal leave while they provide at least two months of maternal leave and sometimes even a month of paternal leave.
Have you seen Emma Watson nowadays? She’s so gorgeous and slays. The reason J.K. wrote them “plain,” was to make them relatable. By the time the seventh book came out in 2007, it had been nine years and kids who were reading it were old enough to handle the language mentioned. Your book essentially says that women can’t live without a moody, creepy (seriously, a guy hundreds of years old watches a girl sleep) sparkling vampire and a werewolf fighting over her. That’s so not the message teenage girls need. Even Kristin Stewart agreed that Bella is SO two-dimensional that everyone hated her for the role, when she played it perfectly. Robert Patterson regrets ever starring in the movies by the way, and appreciates it when people realize that he played as a courageous and intelligent character in the movies.
The villains are realistic. Voldemort became power crazy, which happens to wizards. He wanted to make Muggles pay because of the treatment he got for being different. Yes, that does mean that he’s cruel, but it doesn’t teach children that it’s okay. It shows that it’s immoral and wrong and that we should follow in the footsteps of Harry, who always stood up for what was right, Hermione who showed that being smart is beautiful, and Ron who showed that loyalty is so important to making a team work. Voldemort didn’t wait until the end of the school year to kill him. He tried to kill him in the Forbidden Forest during his first year. He tried to kill him with the Basilisk, and during the Tri-Wizard Tournament. He constantly is trying but fails.
Old people shouldn’t be gay? That’s like saying young people shouldn’t rebel. You don’t choose to be gay or not. You can’t suddenly think, “I’m getting old, I should stop being gay,” and then saying you have nothing against homosexuals? You’re basically saying you are.
J.K. wanted to kill off Ron, and she didn’t. It broke her heart to kill off those characters. But it strengthens the bond. The best writer is someone who kills off someone they love. As a writer myself I know this.
LUNA LOVEGOOD IS A BEAUTIFUL SOUL! She dresses differently because she has knowledge that others do not. You are just like the people in the book who made fun of her because she’s different. She’s immensely kind, helpful, courageous, understanding, and helped Harry through his darkest time when nobody believed him, and she didn’t even know him that personally.
In conclusion to your immensely flawed piece of writing, your spelling and grammar needs work, and you need to realize that the Harry Potter books are amazing because of the morals of love and friendship and perseverance and trust. Everything J.K. Rowling wrote was a masterpiece and was done for a reason. Twilight is a book series that provides teenagers with false ideas of life.
r/woosh
Just… *sigh* Let me say what I have against each of the points…
1. That’s a terrible point, is like, *sigh* is just like, what, WHO FUCKING CARES? (See what I did there 7u7)
2.”It teaches people that death is ok and natural” *laughs* Bitch, that’s a GOOD THING, hear me? A GOOD THING, ’cause death is natural and we got to accept even thought it hurts! Besides, it’s a war and obviously they won’t only shake hands and everything’s OK.
3.You’re right, torturing is wrong.
BUT THAT’S ONE OF THE SHITS IT’S TRYING TO TEACH!!!
Like, if Harry would torture for fun then, OK, THEN your point would make sense.
4.You fucking racist bitch.
5.I’m MEXICAN I read the books and saw the movies in ENGLISH and I understood everything perfectly.
6.It’s how english people talk you fucking arsehole prat bitch.
7.So according to you in fantastic stories only beautiful people can appear?
Harry’s scar is prove that he survived the attack of the greatest dark wizards of them all.
Dumbledore don’t wears a dress, he wears robes. Besides he once was young, it sounds like you want to say that LGBTQ+ can’t grow old.
8.Apart from the magic stuff, that’s completely realistic, they ARE people like that in real life. Just Donald Trump (who’s AMERICAN) is a great example of it.
Well Voldemort’s not THAT of a gormless git.
And to the end of term thing…
Tom actually has plans and they take TIME you slag daft cow.
Well that’s all :3
twilight sucks and nothing will ever change that. also, learn to SPELL!
I should not be glorifying this with a response, but I’m bored.
1. Twilight has sex in it. You gonna tell me that’s more PG than cursing? That’s what I thought.
2. Yes, people die. Sorry to break it to you, but death is natural, honey. The deaths broke our hearts, but they were being honest in that people do die in every war.
3. Of course it’s not. And you know who was doing that, girl? THE VILLAINS! They do horrible things, that’s why they’re the villains.
4. There’s really no need to bring racism into this, but what did I expect (sigh). Also, make sure to check your history before making bigoted comments, love. We fought WITH the British in WWII.
5. I did not have to look up a single word, and I read HP in 5th grade. To be fair, I am probably more intelligent than you are, but that’s no excuse. I have never heard this complaint before, not even from my little brother.
6. This may be hard for you to comprehend, love, but British people don’t have an accent. WE DO. They spoke the language first. And if you can’t understand them, you should probably talk to a doctor about hearing aids. One of the signs of partial deafness is not being able to understand people with accents.
7. First of all, sweetie, that’s a lie. Second of all, it’s really fucking shallow. (Sorry, does my cursing offend? Talk to a preschool teacher.) And let’s just address your homophobia. “Old people aren’t supposed to be gay?” What are gay people supposed to do, lie down and die at 45? Also, Dumbledore wears robes, which, if you read the books, you would know that all wizards do.
8. Voldemort was awful. That’s kinda the point of a villain, isn’t it? So you’re complimenting JKR when you call him a “sadistic creepy fucking moron”. (Now who’s cursing, honey?)
Now fuck you and I’ll go do something worth doing. Oh, by the way, RPattz hated Twilight.
1. Who wouldn’t call somebody a bitch if they nearly killed their daughter? I would use much more colorful language. THEIR TEENAGERS, OF COURSE RON SWEARS! Oh, and kids read this? Well, kids read your story and it has pornography in it.
2.It’s only violent in the last 2 books, and those are mature. And of course people die, it’s war, not what you called that thing in breaking dawn. Meyer didn’t put death in because she’s a baby and wouldn’t know what a good story was if it danced naked in front of her wearing Dobby’s sock as a hat.
3. WTF ARE VILLAINS SUPPOSED TO DO TO GOOD GUYS? BUY HERMIONE A TRIPLE SCOOP ICE CREAM!?!
4. That’s racist. You Americans CAME from Britain. And read a history book, Britain fought against GERMANY and WON! They fought because Germans were being HORRIBLE to Jews. I know not all Americans are like you, but WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU! Sorry to break ot to ya honey, but China and Japan are the most advanced. Who do you get all your stuff from? THEM! Who makes all your tech? THEM! I am from New Zealand, and actually like the US, but why are you saying this crap?
5. It makes sense to me and my country doesn’t even talk like that. We use your slang, but we understand the UK’s. BTW your slang is weird to commonwealth countries. We think it’s insulting you call homeless people Bum’s, because to us it means somebody’s butt.
6.Honey, it’s called a British accent, and most of them have one. They speak clearly and they don’t have strong accents. Also, they had to have them because Hogwarts takes British, Irish and Scottish students. To me both countries talk weird, because Americans are loud and Brits have an accent. Kiwis voices are just plain, nothing unique.
7.Old people have beards. All magic citizens wear robes. YOUR VOULTRI WEAR ROBES! You have a case of homophobia, because I never even cared that he was gay. EMMA WATSON COULD WASTE BELLA IN THE BEAUTY DEPARTMENT! Plus, Hermione has a P-E-R-S-O-N-A-L-I-T-Y! I wish I had ginger hair like Ron, but I’m stuck with my dark brown hair. What’s wrong with Harry wearing glasses? He can’t help the fact that he inherited that from his dad. WITHOUT THE SCAR THERE IS NO STORY!
8. A real villain does that for fun. Also, he has a reason to kill Harry! HARRY IS THE ONE PERSON WHO COULD KILL HIM! He was waiting for Dumbledore, the most POWERFUL wizard in the world, to get out of the way. Also, Voldemort’s hair is flawless, he could be a Pantene model.
Honestly I have to agree with this person. I used to love Harry Potter, then I read twilight. It opened up a whole new world for me, one where I could really relate to characters. The hp fanbase are all pretty mean, and honestly they just make me dislike hp even more because of how much they rag on twilight.
exactly. i know this was made 9 years ago (omg wow) but let me tell you something. YES, HARRY POTTER IS BRITISH!! I can’t believe that she is saying that it’s bad because it’s British. You just have to get used to it sweetheart. The whole world doesn’t revolve around America so you can’t say that HP is worse than Twilight because you can’t understand the words. First of all, it’s not even hard to understand. What, they say bloody hell? That’s not even a swear, and that hardly counts. Even a first grader could easily understand that that’s just an expression someone says when they’re scared or mad or something. It’s not that difficult of a concept so I’m sorry, but it sounds to me as if you were just trying to find excuses. Second of all, get your facts straight. You absolutely CAN’T say a book series is better than another because their country won a war against the other, which, by the way, was COMPLETELY INCORRECT. This isn’t even on topic anymore!!! YOU ARE BEING RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC, AND A BULLY. who tf cares if a character is ugly? (which they aren’t by the way; your accusations are completely incorrect) At least they are good people, unlike Bella and Edward. I’ve never read Twilight before but I do know that Bella is depressed and Edward watches her sleep. That’s weird, and at least the HP characters have high moral compass and are great role models. So it’s not even about the plot anymore, it’s about the message the author is trying to give. aLsO, you can’t say that torture is way too dark when you’re comparing it to Twilight. That’s just a crappy POV, especially when you say it’s unrealistic, because things like that happen irl, (not with magic obviously) but it’s a serious issue that HP spreads awareness to. I know I’m going a bit far on that one but you can’t say that the plot is worse than Twilight. And, I know it’s sad, but deaths of our favorite characters has to happen. It doesn’t make sense and wouldn’t be realistic to let ALL of the good guys live. It’s awful to say, but the victims are usually good. So that point is invalid.
In conclusion, even if you think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, try to make valid excuses that are relevant to the books and not about the countries they originate from. Try to understand different cultures and don’t think that just because someone talks different than you that it’s any lesser and that THEY should change. NO! That’s how people speak. Imagine if YOU were there and a British person kept telling you to repeat a sentence without even trying to understand it!!! Try to hold back your bias and realize that the content of Twilight is much worse (literally and character-wise) for the demographics they are giving these books to. And try to be kind and not bully people because of their appearance. By saying someone is 100% more colorful and unique and happy than good ol’ Bella Swan and is worse because of it is completely ludicrous. And by hating on people’s hair instead of recognizing them for their kindness and intelligence is 100% wrong. Saying that Harry’s scar is freakish is just as bad as saying that a post-war veteran’s burns and missing leg is freakish. You CAN’T DO THAT. The fact that you know what Harry went through (he was almost murdered and was so lucky that he survived it with a tiny scar) and blames him for his fault is being really ignorant and unbelievably rude. Also, you say that you aren’t homophobic and respect the LGBT+ community, but by saying that just because Dumbledore is old so it’s CREEPY that he’s gay is terrible. You might not know this but homosexuality has been around from the beginning. So, with that being said, please take note in how inexcusably BAD your paragraph was and, please, be a better unspoiled person next time you feel like writing a crappy blog.
btw I’m not saying that being depressed is weird in any way, shape, or form. I respect Bella for being strong about it and stuff, but if the author is making it ok then I disagree. Just wanted to make that clear, that if anybody is depressed it’s not their fault and that they can’t do anything about it except ask for help and therapy and stuff. Sorry.
Does nothing penetrate that thick skull of yours? 1). Harry Potter is too mature and Twilight isn’t? Bella and Edward have sex and that’s ok for young girls but Molly saying b*tch isn’t? This is just stupid. And I don’t even consider bloody hell a swear! 2). Grow up. The world isn’t sunshine and daisies. While the HP fandom may hate JK for killing some characters, no deaths would just be so boring and unrealistic. It’s war. No war without death would boring. This book wasn’t written for 5 year olds. As for it teaches death is ok and natural? Yeah. It kinda is. We’re all going to die one day. I’ve accepted death is a part of life. Why can’t you? 3). Because there VILLIANS! Villains have to be EVIL otherwise, then what’s the point of a story? Seriously is this being written by an 7 year-old, because it sounds like it. I think people can handle it. I’ve read books with more deaths and abused/tortured people than Harry Potter and I’m fine, actually I’m even a better person, since the they taught me good morals unlike Twilight. 4). This is extremely racist and hurtful. Please, I do not tolerate racism. Plus the British and Americans fought together in WW2 5). I’m American and I understood it so basically your saying that your dumb and can’t understand slightly different accents and words 6). I understood it just fine, and so what if you have to on sub-titles? I turn on sub-titles on every movie/show I watch because I my house is loud since I have a brother and a dog. Besides Americans are technically the ones with the accents, since we used to a part of Britain. 7). You are so shallow! And about Hermione being a frizzy haired snob? I am too and proud! I like books about average looking people, because it’s normal, appearances don’t matter! Beards are creepy? Seriously? Like a lot men have beards, so what the heck. This is just appearancism. I do not tolerate that either. Also you can’t change your sexuality as you get older. Also it’s not a dress, it’s a robe. Lots of wizards wear them, not just in Harry Potter, but in other books, like Gandalf in Lord of the Rings 8). A lot of people sadly. Like Hitler. Also he read the books. Then maybe you’ll understand Voldemort didn’t get a chance to until the end of the year.
Each to their own opinion, but that is a feeble and hurtful argument
You are such a dumbass XD
Get a life and realize that Twilight is nothing but a big pile of shit. A lot like this post.
I freaking love you ..:))
And you are definately right :DD
Exactly and your saying that just because their british makes it stupid and that american crap is better is bull shit! And also you keep saying that the villians suck and are stupid look at twilight they have gay sparkly pedofile vampires that stalk people in their sleep!
so true just for the lolz i want a ring made of vamp skin just to troll twilight fans
THANK YOU (im Australian so im completley non bias)
And those creepy gay sparkly pedophile vampires are the heroes!
Calling them gay is an insult to all homosexual kind. (Sorry)
Agreed
The only solace I can take is that this is stupid enough to be trolling… but I have a horrible feeling it’s not….
You said what we all were thinking.
Thank you.
From,
Kai, the troll.
Preach it bro<3
Yessss!!!!! i agreee!!
You’re so right. She’s an idiot.
Agree, AND BRITIAN FOUGHT WITH THE US IN WWII.
lol. is this for real? i would seriously want to debate on ALL that you wrote, but it just seems so pointless for me.
Did anyone else notice the ‘siriusly’
And I agree with you on that all ‘points’ made are really invalid
I was thinking about that too but then i realized that no matter i said, it probably wouldn’t even register in this person’s head so i left it… but one thing though, the whole comment about America being the best and Britain losing to America.. seriously?? are you really going to start that? I’m not British nor American but you really need to get your facts straight. America and Britain fought on the same side in WWII so i dont know where your getting your crap from.
Same here. I seriously doubt that the writer of this article has the brain capacity necessary for comprehending this thing called literature.
you stole what i was going to say….not cool
To be honest I almost took this seriously until (she?) started swearing halfway through, after her first complaint was the swearing. I think it is a satire, imho
Yeah, me too, and I’m neither British nor American. Like none of those points makes sense…and that isn’t open to interpretation. Like literally, your points are wrong.
Btw…have you ever learnt history-because America and Britain fought together in WW2.
I agree.
Honey, you really should use spell check before you ever publish anything you want other people to read. Second of all, am I the only one who noticed that instead of ‘seriously’ you typed ‘siriusly?’ Just thought I would point that out.
Also, like it has been said more than a couple of times, you have just insulted an ENTIRE country. I’m not British personally, but my goodness do you know how embarrassed you should feel? I feel ashamed to be an American because you my dear do not have much common sense to realize what you have done. Not only have you offended an entire country, but offended millions of readers who have read the books and looked up to them, not to mention grew up with them. They are a huge part of our lives and had a ton of brilliant life lessons that everyone should know… but apparently you do not. For example, DEATH IS A PART OF LIFE!!! IT’S A PART OF THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND YOU CANNOT LIVE FOREVER.
I believe that in the entire HP series, J.K.R. only used one actual curse word, which was at the end of the series. So because we grew up with them, it’s ok to find out that an adult can swear.
Are you a homophobic person? Not to mention I didn’t know that love no matter how old you are had a expiration date.
And one last thing, your number 7, greatly offended me personally. How dare you say that anyone is ugly! Just because Heromine has frizzy hair, or Harry had glasses, Ron a red head or Luna being unique does not make them ugly. THEY ARE UNIQUE AND MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF PEOPLE HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH EVERY SINGLE ‘BLOODY’ CHARACTER!!! We are all HUMAN and we all have different qualities that makes us who we are. That’s life and that’s how real life actually is whether you want to face it or not. Twilight consists of only skinny and beautiful people. That statement kinda goes to show what kind of a person you are.
P.S. good luck in History, I feel bad for your past, present, and future teachers. God Bless them.
P.P.S. I saw a few of your comments later on in this blog, and I have to say you are either ‘fucking’ around and pretending to be a complete imbecile to try and impress someone, or you need to grow up and actually have good reasonings behind your arguments.
BEST OF LUCK! I personally think you might need it.
I completely agree with you. At first, I thought this was just someone making fun of a twilight fan, but now I realize that I can’t tell the difference.
You are a true hero to me, you know why, i grew up with Harry potter and i honestly felt sick among hearing that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I totally agree with you that this ‘person’ has offended the country and the readers/fans of Harry Potter. I’m neither British nor American and i still feel embarrassed. I agree with you in every set of points that you have mentioned.
its the ciiiiiiircle of liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiife
True dat! I love potterheads!
That was my though…there is so much wrong with this that you don’t know where to start
You are sick!! You may wanna get urself checked.. Insulting Brits like this!! WHO ARE YOU?? And NO I’m not a Brit.. But WHO GAVE YOU RIGHT TO INSULT A COUNTRY LIKE THIS!!
And for your further info… TWILIGHT is WORST BOOK I’VE EVER READ!!!
I agree i am a brit and this tard is nothing but a giant pile of poop
Completely Agree!
Thank you RBT I find it Defensive since I am british and you want to know somethung Twilight is horrible atleast in Harry Potter the girls are not Dependent on their men. Harry Potter is teaching a lesson to all kids. I would rather live and breath Harry Potter than twilight.. Just remember..
^ Agreed >:\
Agreed. I mean twilight is all about having a ‘vampire’ boyfriend has even more unappropriate content in it and Harry potter is about courage, bravery and what friends are for. to me twilight is just a book of nothing.
This my friend, is hilarious.
And I really hope you are joking
sadly i dont’ think she is.
i don’t see how they could not be
That awkward moment when you don’t know if someone is trolling or ACTUALLY eing serious about this … “article”…
^^ YES!!
Trololololol lololol lololol hahahahaha.
…At least I hope so. A few too many spelling errors for me to be sure.
Hi, this is “Jacob”. The one that you tried to make out with over the internet D:
I hope you write more, this was hilarious. I know that this was just a joke, but I am going to write an article/review on your horrific blog post. 🙂
And Zan, I know right?
I’m at my friend’s house showing him this article, and he would like to say a few words.
Note: These are not my words, and I may or may not agree with them.
This was a very interesting article I think you have some very biased points of view,but I hope you continue writing this, I would like to read the rest when you add to it. P.S. Use spell check it might help.
P.S.
This is me again(Alex/Jacob, I mean). HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN!!! 😀
Potato is not amused by your article -_-
I will get back to you somehow with news on the article, PreppyGurl
DUDE! The makeout thing was a joke and i apolagized for that!!!!
Dude is that a pic of Kristen, cause if it is this just started to seem a bit more stalkerish. Plus using “It was a joke.” as your excuse for things won’t get you far in life, unless your aiming at jail, then it might. But really the makeout thing is very incredibly creepy and your the one that said beards were creepy (insulting Abraham Lincoln, Steve Jobs, and most importantly Santa) get some good reasons for everything you have posted on this page and I’ll gladly prove wether your right or wrong. BTW you are most definately WRONG.
is whut a pic of kristen???????? And beards ARE creepy ok??
Harry Potter is wonderful, and Twilight SUCKS, thank you very much. Go get a life 🙂
I’m going to write my personal reply to each of your so called, ‘points’ as to why Harry Potter Sucks:
1) Bloody Hell is not a swear word. I agree that ‘bitch’ is, but yet you say ‘fucking’ further down and it’s ok?! As to quote you, ‘What if little kids read this??’ Well, at least Harry Potter has no sexual scenes that will maybe traumatize little kids!!
2) I’m very sorry, are you fucking STUPID?!?! Death is natural! Please tell me you DO attend school regularly! Look no offence, stop using the ‘little kids’ excuse! Kid’s are smart enough to stop reading if they want to, so if they want to read the books, they will. And lots of people want to read these books, as they contain a thing called a ‘storyline’. Maybe you’ve heard of one?? Please tell Stephanie Mayer what it is, as she doesn’t seem to understand it!
3) No, it’s not going to teach people torture is OK, it’s going to teach them quite the opposite. After all, the evil character does the torturing, and small children want to be the good guys, not the bad guys! Honey, these books are read by publishers before they are published. If they weren’t ok too read, they wouldn’t have been released would they??
4) Ok, please can you do me a favour and GO TO SCHOOL!!! We fought alongside the Americans in both World Wars, and we also won both wars. I would know, I have taken History as a GCSE subject. Also, please learn to use grammar and to spell correctly! Also, I’m British, and I find this fucking offensive!! How dare you insult our country like that!! Especially over a film war, I can’t believe you have the fucking nerve!!
5) Ok, first of all, it’s ‘confusing’, not ‘comfusing’, and second. Get. A. LIFE!! You don’t think sometimes we don’t understand what you’re saying?! Name me 10 words you couldn’t understand through all seven books, I dare you!!
6) They can talk properly. It’s called an accent. You also have one. Consider getting your ears checked. And sight. And brain. Oh, and another thing, INSULT DANIEL RADCLIFFE AGAIN AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FUCKING CUT YOU!!!!! And you just insulted Robert Pattinson by saying that XD. You should really think before you say freak!
7) Did you run out of reasons and want to look like a ‘smartass’ or something?! Your basically saying children should all be the same, and not be unique?! (like Luna) Your saying if children are ginger, they should dye their hair because if they’re ugly they won’t be loved?! (like Ron and Hermione apparantly) Your saying kids with glasses shouldn’t be accepted?! (like Harry) If anyone is teaching kids bad lessons, it’s yourself, prick!
Seriously?! So bearded people are creepy?! Someone’s not getting any christmas presents….. People with moustaches are evil?! My grandad has a moustache, and he is a very devoted Christian thank you very much!!!! Also, with the gay thing, many people are gay! And everyone has to grow up, so Gay+GrowingUp = Old person who is gay! Either you’re trying to say old people shouldn’t be gay when they are older, or you’re saying something I don’t even want to write down, it sickens me so much!!
8) You want me to name 10 real people who tortured and killed and tortured people for fun?!?! Well then, here you go:
Ian Brady
Myra Hindley
Fred West
Rosemary Letts (<– These two killed their OWN CHILDREN for fun. Sick isn't it?!)
Peter Sutcliffe
Anthony Hardy
Ted Bundy
Beverly Allitt
Friedrich 'Fitz' Haarmann
Hans Grans
And the list goes on and on and on. And they are all real. Search them up!! Look, I know twilight doesn't have an understandable story-line, but Harry Potter does, so please follow slowly. Voldemort. Is. Weak. He. Hasn't. Got. A. Body. Of. His. Own. When. He. Get's. One. He. Cannot. Reveal. Himself. Because. He. Doesn't. Want. People. To. Know. He. Is. Back. Therefore. He. Must. Stay. Hidden. Got it?? It's not hard, my baby brother get's it! If he just comes out to the whole of the wizarding world, then they are obviously going to over-power him, so he waits for the right time, taking down wizards one-by-one. It really is not that hard to understand!! And, I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there aren't as many vampires as there are wizards, so the Vultures, or whatever they are, can just be as evil as they want to be, because everyone knows they are in charge. Also, please consider an english tutor, you need one love!
What do you mean they don't have the mentioned things?!?! Me and many of my, may I say, BRITISH friends, fucking hate twilight simply because we can't understand the storyline or what the actors are saying!! Also, saying that we are voicing our opinion on what film we like better is rude. Also, writing this is rude. Did you seriously run out of excuses, and just want to look like you had a lot. My friend absaloutley LOVES twilight, and she even agrees that this is rude, inconsiderate, and stupid!! None of these excuses apply to Harry Potter, and if you hate it so much, I have a solution….. DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT!!!!! As I said, go to school, and don't drop out!! You can't afford it, trust me!!!
I’d simply like to inform you that you’re a troll with horrific spelling and a pathetically closed mind.
Can I just ask a simple question… I mean thats only if your simple mind can process that but ….
~ IF YOU HATE HARRY POTTER SO MUCH THEN WHY WRITE SO MUCH ABOUT ‘HOW IT KINDA SUCKS’ ??? ~
Think that (if you have a brain that i don’t think so) isalting HARRY POTTER and a hall countrie is not a joke…..
alien is better than twilght go watch some good movies physco,alien,citzen kane,lion king,toy story,foot loose,halloween,back to the future,the original star wars trilogy,terminator 1 and 2,the godfather trilogy,lost boys and gladiator
Uhm: the fact that you insulted an entire culture is horrible, your grammer is atrocious and, uhm, hello? Beards are creepy? Idiot. Dumbledore doesn’t wear a dress, HE WEARS A ROBE. two dfferent things. and because he’s old he can’t be gay? you are clearly a confused being and you need to be better educated before you rip on an iconic series like this.
So Santa is creepy to you? He’s child-friendly you sodding idiot.
Saying “this is a joke” is NOT going to make what you said right, You need to buck up your idea’s and think before you write out a load of complete and utter rubbish. And you think we use a lot of slang? American’s use a lot of slang too and we don’t judge. I have read all of the Harry Potter and all of the Twilight Saga books and in my opinion, whether people agree with me or not, is that Twilight and Harry Potter are equally as good in their own ways. They may be similar Genre’s but that doesn’t mean either one of them is rubbish. You need to grow up and learn some respect because in case you didn’t notice J.K. Rowling has inspired MANY people over the years! I grew up with Harry Potter and NOT twilight, I loved reading the books when I was younger, no matter what the contents were as it was and still is a GREAT series of books!! So before you go onto a World Wide Website and start slagging us Brits off, think about how pathetic you are to have sat and wrote all of that out against one series of books who are loved by many people.
~A Twilight and Harry Potter Fan (Although, I must say I do prefer Harry Potter)
P.S. Please actually start acting mature and wasting everyone’s time with this sort of rubbish when the “fight” between Harry Potter and Twilight is just silly and unnecessary!
it’s ‘apologised’ or ‘apologized’ u dumshit
I hope you do realize that Robert Pattinson is from Britain, therefore making him British.
DUDE
YOU ARE OBSESSED SO MUCH THAT YOU DONT REALIZE WAT YOURE COMPARING..
OMG HAAAI,
Look, you dumb bitch. Harry Potter is the most successful saga of all time! It’s not our fault that you’re comparing 4 books that have ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with HP and are not even worthy of compraison.
You should actually study History before making a fool out of yourself, and check your concept of “swearing”.
Look, im 17 years old. I started to watch HP when I was fucking 7 years old (that’s 10 years, just in case you don’t know maths as well.) , that’s more than half of my life , so I don’t have to explain you dumb ass brain why I love HP so much.
Now you ask me why do we (potterheads) love the saga so much. Easy. It’s a well built story, teaches you important values, like friendship, love , faith and everything else that comes to your head. Explain this to you is like paying chess with a donkey , you’ll just never learn and prefer to stay ignorant as you are , than accepting the facts.
1) bloody hell isn’t exactly vulgar
2)it teaches about getting over death and moving on, and there’s plenty of violence in twilight so
3) they always say that the torture is wrong, and the crucius curse is ILLEGAL
4)the british were here first, and we are awesomer-also, what’s this about americans beating us in ww2? we fought alongside each other, k?
5) british slang isn’t hard to understand, use some common sense you dolt
6)Thats called a british accent, you uneducated moron. and if you cant understand them then you probably cant understand anyone else
7) The actors are actually really good matches for the book characters so shut up, and they aren’t ugly
Also, dumbledore is a friggin pro, and beards are epic, and just cos he’s old and gay doesn’t change the fact that he’s awesome
8)someone who kills and tortures people for fun is the perfect villian. he’s evil, sadistic, and he even has a fan club. the volturi are a bunch of ugly bloodsuckers who like to sit in their wee castle all day while everyone else bows to them
finally, talking about harry potter like that makes you the rude one, whoever you are, and it’s not cool
It’s people like you that gives Americans a bad rep.
hey baby! Let me tell you something. Charlie Swan got a mustach and is a police officer. Is he evil? You ARE creppy. I hate a lot of things. You are one. You a re a dumb little brat who her mother smoked in her pregnacy so you got out like this. You are an homophobic troll who got her priorities mixed. You are telling me that Bella is awesome? Honey, I accept that Rosalie is awesome, as she has a Malfoy personality. Emmet is like the Weasley twins. Alice. Well, I don’t know who she is like. I would say Luna. Jasper, he is kind of weird, but he must be an original character. Edward is creepy. REALLY creepy. And a paedophil. And if you hadn’t realized, he is completely gay. Britain is awesome. USA too. But America is a continent. I’m from Argentina, and you are offending me. You say that Death Eaters are like Nazis. Well, the Voulturis too. Because they kill. OMG! They kill! Was that to hard to understand to your pea sized brain? Are yo not understanding what I’m trying to tell you? You don’t an argument. Everything from twilight, except Jasper, is from Harry Potter. Jane honey, Jane! She is Bellatriz 2. Even Jacob. He likes motorbikes, like Sirius. He has the same surname as Sirius. He transforms into a big animal, that is related to dogs. Like Sirius. I didn’t use any bad words in this hole post. I could have used them. But since you are a spoiled child, and your brain is a child brain, it was improper to use it. Well, I hope you understand, that I, as a very important Potterhead, and a person who did read twilight, and didn’t hate it, am telling you, that you are the biggest idiot person in this whole bloody world. Take that bitch!
You disgust me. “This is a joke” won’t really stop the hate. You can’t spill water and think you can slip the liquid back into the cup. You’ve already made racist, homophobic and ignorant comments in here and that’s that. What’s been posted is posted. People will see this and will still be mad at you, no matter what you say.
Besides, if you really meant it as a joke and wholeheartedly did, then I’m sorry to say the truth- but you’ve got a rubbish sense of humor. I can’t even see, even with washing my eyes, anyone who took this as a joke or laughed at it. And I laugh at relatively anything that I see as a joke or find funny, so I think the argument that you’ve got a terrible sense of humor is arguably valid. And I found that you still express your Pogonophobia in the below comment rather rudely. Congratulations, you’ve just not once, but twice rudely expressed your hate and discrimination against beards, henceforth insulting a bunch of Men in this world. Maybe merely stating that you are Pogonophobic without the curt tone would have solved it, but you were extremely oblivious to this, in both the above post and the below comment.
Besides, your other comments- not just Pogonophobia, but two others- have already taken their toll in offending, and not amusing(like a joke’s sole purpose) a lot of people. First, people with glasses usually wear them because they have a problem with their eyesight. And goodness, by making the comment that Harry was a “weirdo with glasses”(and by the way you didn’t even spell weird properly there), you insulted another bunch of people in this world that have glasses(like me). And last time I checked, people with glasses weren’t weirdos, the ones that I know of are extremely cool and fun to hang out with. Also, you stated that old men should be gay, or homosexual in proper vocabulary. That’s discrimination and Homophobia. Homosexuals age as well, for they are people like us.
Last time I looked, racism and discriminatory comments weren’t made to look like a joke. They were meant for offending people, whether knowingly or unknowingly.
Also, please use proper English, spelling and capitalization. It’s APOLOGIZE, not apolagize. And I’m not even from either Britain or America and I spotted that mistake. Your ‘I’ should be capitalized as well.
Thank you for spending the time for read this. Along with that, I most politely request for the redemption of my loss of approximately 30 minutes from my life reading your rant above.
She tried to make out with you over the internet? xD
^Hahahahahahaha
I thought that! xD How desperate can you get?! xD
Why Twilight kinda sucks:
1- There’s no swearing. Seriously? Have you ever heard someone NEVER swear? Hit your little toe on the side of a table and believe me, you’ll probably be swearing. People that do not swear, I do not think that it exists.
2- The heroes are already all dead. Except Bella. But then again, she has no emotion so I suppose this could count as being dead. Happy endings only happen in children’s books. Twilight is not a children’s book. Life is not made of glitter and rainbows. People die every day. People you love, and if you can’t accept that people die in a book, good luck in real life.
3- As for torture, it happens all around the world, every single day of our lives. But in Harry Potter, these people are punished. It does not tell people that torturing is good, contrary to your belief. Nothing happens in Twilight, and you find it interesting? For death, see above at reason 2.
4- It’s American, made by an overly unrealistic romantic person. Vampires are dead, thus they can’t have sex AND/OR have babies. This is blasphemy for anyone who loves real Vampires. I do understand that one might one to make a different version of them, but sex (I mean the full thing, not just teasing and foreplay) and glitter do not mix with Vampires. P.S. For the ones that hate British stuff… The USA was made by British. Make the link and know your History. Without them, you would probably not be alive. Or you’d be living in England and thinking it’s the best country in the world.
5- As said before, it’s boring. Nothing happens. One goes in the sun and glitters, the other has no emotion whatsoever while the third one is the poor little pup following the girl. P.S. For Harry Potter, it’s called basic culture. When you don’t understand a word, you open a dictionary and look it up. You’ll sleep less stupid.
6- The movies are crap, probably as worst as the books themselves. They’re made by Americans also, but I guess you already knew that. Why complain about Harry Potter being made by an American production house then? The reason WHY they have “funny accent” is because Harry Potter and the rest of the gang are actually English. And that the action in the Moggle (people like us that are not wizards) world happens in England.
7- The characters have absolutely no distinct personality. Or no interesting personality that can make you relate to them in a more deep and personal way, other than “O.M.G. HE’S SO HOT WHEN HE’S SHIRTLESS I WANT HIM”. Get over that superficial thinking and grow up a bit. P.S. Beards are not creepy. Men have had them for centuries, so I think you should get used to them because they’re not going to disappear. The Ancient Greeks also had clothing that look like “dresses” and they’re called togas, and the Romans too. In Harry Potter, it’s they’re uniform. Merlin had one also. And Mickey Mouse, as the sorcerer’s apprentice, also had one.
8- The villains just look like the good guys. There doesn’t seem to be much of a difference between everyone. They don’t kill, they talk. Bad guys don’t talk, they kill.
General P.S. Whether you like Harry Potter or not, whether you hate Twilight or not, if you talk about it rightly or wrongly, you’re promoting the product. The best way to make people forget about Harry Potter or Twilight is just to stop talking about it. Duur?
Yah I saw your post.
Btw the villains kick ass and they aren’t losers with ‘bad hair’ at least they have interesting personalities unlike those amongst the volturi. At lest they’re clothing isn’t bleak and boring. They’re blood lust is what makes them evil! Villains are supposed to torture and kill for pleasure not talk things over like the volturi.
True. Like the Joker in Batman. He isn’t in this for money, he kills people because he wants to and he can. And he is definitely NOT boring, he has green hair and wears all that Joker make-up.
she thinks the villians in hp are unrealistic? the volturi are no more realistic. vampires are no more realistic than wizards. the villians in both books want power but at least in harry potter the bad guys don’t kill others because they want to eat you and suck your blood!! and yes people in real life do kill others for fun that’s the world we live in.
Totally agree about all of it. And The joker is a legendary villain!
Wait ’till my father hears about this, filthy muggle.
He’s already heard of it by now, he’s already tied this girl up in the shed and that’s why she doesn’t respond to any comments
*facepalm* You have got to be kidding me.
Hi Gemonk :3
Agreed
GD! xD
LOL i’m with you there Gemonk
That’s what we all commenting are hoping for. Really not a single comment praising the post yet, just taking jabs at it so far it seems.
If she does part 2 i will freaking kill myself.. :O
I completely agree :L Is she joking ,? ’cause if she isnt does she know how many Potterheads will be on here ?
My thoughts exactly
Faceplam is not enough in this case…
Isn’t it ironic how you said you had a problem with the amount of cursing in Harry Potter, yet you dropped the f-bomb no less than three times? Your reasons are ridiculous.
BTW: We didn’t fight Britain in WW2, we fought Germany. Dumbass.
Go Britain 😉
Long live the Queen! (btw, this is from a England roleplayer for Hetalia…I am actually American)
w00t! 😀
You fought against Germany…aaand Japan…aaand Italy…
You guys fought alongside with British people.
I’m really sorry for you, I know that most americans are cult but then a dumbass comes along and ruins your credibility…
You’re quite correct. Harry Potter forever!!!!!!!!
Oh and I love how the person who wrote this article, mispelled a lot of words.
Exactly. We were fighting ALONGSIDE the British… Put down that Twilight crap and read a history book.
Now, now… let’s be nice. I’m sure they haven’t studied U.S. history in the 5th grade yet!
I was too busy lolling at that part to read the rest. Haha she’s soo dumb. This was a good laugh
Yeah Tonks!!!!!
^lovee xD
And last time I checked, We won 😉
Yeah so sad… This chick needs to get her facts right.. *facepalm*
So, essentially you hate the book because of the whole book?
Boo! xD
Woooooow, what kind of dumbass are you?! Yeah I will agree that Twilight is good, but damn, you are soooo wrong about everything you said about Harry Potter. They barely swear? Bloody hell is not even bad. &i think throughout all seven books, there is only one actual swear? &you don’t think there is violence in twilight? well then i don’t know what books you’re reading, cause there is violence. Yeah there is a lot of violence in Harry Potter but these books are fictional! the books do not teach us that torture is okay. not even close. i’m pretty sure that everyone who reads the books are smart enough to know that torture is not okay. and first of all, just so you know, americans are descendants of british people. and actually china is the most advanced country in the world, so you might want to check your facts. and a lot of people find british literature much better than american. and we didn’t fight against the british in WW2, they were on our side. did you even pass history? the movies and books are not hard to understand. they speak english, with an accent. and the movie is filmed in england, and the books were written by an english author, therefore, the actors are english! actually, the characters are from from ugly, and even if they were, that wouldn’t diminish the quality of the movies. dumbledore is over 200 years old, and a beard/mustache does not make him creepy. and it’s a robe, not a dress. &how do you figure he’s gay. and even if he was, so what. and why can’t old people be gay? explain yourself. &you think the villains in harry potter are unrealistic but you think vampires and werewolves are real? you need some help child.
Actually, J.K Rowling did say Dumbledore was gay, but it wasn’t obvious in the books because that’s just a small part of his character that shouldn’t change any opinions of him. Other than that though, I completely agree with you!
I’m fine with your liking Twilight, but you think that teaching that death is OK and natural is bad? Even though people naturally die every day? And that, unless you’re Nicholas Flamel, you can’t stop people from dying? If you going to say “I completely agree with you”, make sure that you’re prepared for the consequences.
Actually he is gay, Rowling stated it, and I find that it just makes the books even more amazing.
I agree with the points you are making here, and I have so much to add, but seriously, this girl can just be ignored. It would be much better. 🙂
* British not english. 😉
Well, JK said that Dumbledore is gay in an interview… But what’s wrong with that? And btw, he’s 150, but whatever…
Just have to say this: British english sounds more “charming” then american english… And that’s just a matter of facts… (I am swedish so I’m unbiased)
I agree with you, but saying ” just a matter of facts” about something that cannot be scientifically quantified (in other words, an opinion), is just silly.
Literally British English is so soft and light while American English is so harsh! BTW IM AMERICAN!!!
Hear Hear, though JK does state that Dumbledore is gay in the books, his relationship was with Gellert Grindlewald back who was a german wizard back in his youth but because of his betrayel, poor ol dumbles never had another partner.
And Britan didn;t loose WW2 or we’d all be german you silly girl(who wrote the article of course as i compleatly agree with CT)
I’ve read both HP and Twilight and HP far outstrips Twilight. as for the swearing, Hello, the people that grew up with the books from when they first came out to when the last book came out LEARNT SWEAR WORDS BEFORE IT DID goodness, as for saying that little kids read it, i wouldn’t expect a little kid to read all the books in a year, i would personally have them read them each year so they grew up with the characters in the books as well.
yes the movies arent great, they dont follow the books and im not as keen in them as some people with everything they’ve missed out, but at least all the actors show emotion and play their parts extreamly well unlike Kristern stuwert(and i cba to look up the spelling cause i dont care about her) whose face is the same.
Harry Potter teaches people about friendship, loyalty, bravery, trust and much more. Twilight teaches us about how important it is to have a boyfriend and get pregnant at a young age. there was 19 years between them leaving school and their kids going to school. get your facts right before you make lame arsed posts filled with spelling mistakes. i have some grammer mistakes but im dyslexic. at least ive got correct spelling in most things in my post.
so good day and fairwell
Tom M Riddle
You madam are a genious
WIN ^^ 😀
She fails. Brits are awesome. I Am One. And Proud. 😀
The “americans are so much better than Britains. Britains are horible” and blaah, is racist in case you havn’t noticed too :L
I completely agree with you except one thing Dumbledore’s about a 107 years old or so. Gandalfs the one who is over 200. And another thing Greyback was one badass werewolf so if Twilight had had him in it then I could see the werewolves being pretty darn evil
Best words I’ve read all day.
You are great, this paragraph is great, I love you.
Amen !
Hear hear. Exactly what I was gonna say 🙂
you are my hero. you are so right.
Thank you for this :)) I totally agree with everything you just said
Go CT!!
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Ahahahahah amen. xDD
I agree, but J.K. Rowling said Dumbledore is gay.
oh snap. point and match. well done
I definitely agree with about 99.9% of your comment, but I also wanted to throw it out there that Jo told us herself that Dumbledore is gay. She never flat-out wrote it in the books, but in an interview shortly after the release of Deathly Hallows, she said he’d always seemed rather gay to her, and Grindlewald was his lover.
Thank you SO MUCH for writing this. This girl is such a dumbass. God! SHE CAN’T EVEN SPELL OR USE GRAMMAR CORRECTLY!!!! Honestly, it’s so sad.
To clarify though, J.K Rowling once said that she’s always felt Dumbledore to be gay, but that’s he’s not officially. That’s just how she’s always felt him to be, but it’s not like that means we have to think that. And,he’s actually only like 150. 🙂
thank you!
Preach!
I agree with all the above. I like Twilight too even though I think most of the plot was bad. I just really like Jacob. She is right about Dumbledore being gay though. JK announced publicly that he was gay. I agree it makes no difference though.
HAHA you’re my hero xD
Trolololololled.
It depends on what field… the biggest yearly economical growth is totally owned by China (which has also recently started the financing of new technological and long term projects) but USA still owns the biggest GDP (and half of China’s territory are just farms). If we talk about cultural developments, I would suggest some europeen countries such as Netherland, Finland, Suede or another opened minded country (about sexual or religious choices, drugs, prostitution, social services, school attendence, or such)
and I think you are over raging for some trolling article. I guess you appreciate a lot those books.
Anyway, sorry for my approximate english (which is obviously not my first language), just wanted to correct some facts.
Love how this post said mostly all I wanted to say myself and btw I do belive Jesus was wearing a robe and was he gay aswell?
1. Swearing is part of life. That is the stupidest reason i have ever heard of as an excuse to not like a book.
2. People die in twilight, and Harry Potter is realistic. The bad guys arent the only ones who ever die… and the book is much better and emotional because of it. People can relate to death and loss. It takes a good writer to bring her readers to tears. I cried many times during Harry Potter. None during the Twilight books did i cry. This is because J.K. Rowling is a much better writer.
3. Real life is torture. Real life is no fairy tale. Harry Potter is realisitc. Twilight they kill people just so that they can eat. If they twilight bad guys can eat people, the Harry Potter bad guys can torture people. No one likes it, they just do it.
4.American stuff is shit. S-H-I-T shit. Brittish, Japanese, and other countries are so much better. And American people are so much worse than British. We invented the nuclear bomb, and your WW2 referance is stupid. Britain was the most powerful country in the world and still is up at the top. America was never close.
5. The books and movies use barely any Brittish stuff. A word here or there but its not hard to understand. You are just stupid. You are the first person who ive ever heard of who doesnt like the way the british talk. And if you remeber… Your precious Edward Cullen was first a wizard before he was a Vampire, and he had the accent and used the words. And, by the way, learn your history. The British and the Americans were alies ( which just in case you dont know what that means, it means they fought together.
6. The movies are so so so much better. No one inn Twilight can act. They all look dead. They speak with no emotion. The plot is so obvious and it looks like it is made by someone in their backyard. Harry potter has quality acting, and twists and turns. They used British actors because the book are set in Britain stupid. Hogwarts is theoreticaly in Britain. So yes, they have british accents. Harry Potter made more money in the 7th movie than Twilight WORLD WIDE!
7. The characters in Harry Potter are much more attractive than in Twilight. Harry is buff, Ron is Hot, Hermione is WAYYY prettier than Bella, Luna is amazing no matter how she dresses, all the while Edward Cullen looks like he never showers
Dumbledor wears a ROBE because thats what all wizards wear, and his beard and mustache are because he is older than your precious vampire freeks and he ISNT super human.
8. Death eaters are working all year plotting such, to make it happen. You cant just poof a plan into action.
The Vultori are just crap. I mean, an army of undead… so unimajinitive. Spells are so much cooler. Undead armys are so cliche… like the whole Twilight series. Everythign happens at the end of Harry Potter because its called CLIMAX, and it just so happens that each book depicts a school year, so yes, it happens at the end of the year.
9. You are an idiot. You have no idea what good movies, or book are. Twilight is crap. It will never be as big as harry potter. J.K. Rowling is an amazing writer, much better than whatever Twilight’s writer is. Harry Potter appeals to all genders and ages. Twilight is SICH a chick flick, which makes it much less relatable and desirable.
You are stupid. Next time you try to diss Harry Potter, have some vallid reasons.
i agree with most of this except the comment that america was never close to being a powerful or advanced country. for awhile america was the more powerful and advanced, as was britain at one point. but now that has changed.
Britain is a lot less powerful than America now and has been for a fairly long time, I mean we don’t even have a navy any more, we borrow the French’s. If you look at the size of Europe next to America, we’re about double the size of Texas, you have the most powerful army in the world, one of the biggest economies and are world leaders in a lot of things. Tony Blair (Our past Prime minister) basically spent his whole time sucking up to your country. Says a lot really. We possibly wouldn’t have won World War 2 if you guys hadn’t come in and helped kicked Nazi butt.
Also, I’d suggest use of a spellchecker as well, as your spelling just atrocious (Original commenter).
Other than that, it’s all personal opinion.
Good day!
It doesn’t really matter whose country is the most powerful…If America is full of these attitudes then they can’t claim to be the most advanced.
People like you make me think there still is hope for human race.
Yah there is hope always hope and that is how evolution works.
America isn’t the strongest or most advanced out there but we have our moments, I’m in highschool incredible grades and I sit in a classroom and there are idiots that just waste their life and the teachers time by not caring failing multiple classes and I’ve asked them what are they going to do when they get out of school and they say and I quote “Well I will try to get into a gang or start one because if I want money whats better or safer.” And I continued my day with the feeling of humanity is lost in 5 years due to the mass decline of earths total IQ standards.
no, just go
you’re not going to change the fact that Harry Potter will always be better than Twishite, please give up for your own sake
Totally ; I Mean: Twilight is just a teenage obcession. Harry Potter is a thing that lasts (and you’ll remember) for LIFE !
I Kinda Like Twilight, but most of Twilight fans, are jealous. Because of Harry Potter success.
WELL SORRY ; But the truth is that in accouple years after the film no one will remember that this all vampire saga existed, well some of the most loyal fans will remember, but .. seriously; you don’t learn any life value..
I like both of them, but Harry Potter was much more important in my life than Twilight .
I agree with this utterly and compleatly.
Thank you for stealing my words^^!
I agree!
I took what you said about America very offensively. I agree with the rest of the points. But we have great literature. I don’t say all British books are awesome because of Harry Potter, so you shouldn”t say we suck because of Twilight. It’s not fair. By the way, our small country defeated you, the world power, back in the Revolutionary War. And our people are just as bad/good as yours. People are people. I’m not trying to pick a fight, just please don’t be so discriminatory. We’ve only been around for about 300 years. We haven’t had as much experience.
Dude, what’s the poing? Do you have a clue what you’re even on about?
There is a message behind Harry Potter, and many of the things metaphorically represent serious issues like cancer, death, depression etc.
And you say ‘Like death is a natural thing blahblahblah’ and it is. People do die. Every day, every second. We need to deal with it, we need to understand that it happens to everyone and IS natural!
THE CHARACTER EDWARD CULLEN IN YOUR BOOK WAS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF WHEN HE THOUGHT BELLA DIED. When Ginny thought Harry died, she stood strong and was prepared to fight for freedom and for the future generations lives.
THE CHARACTER BELLA SWAN CURLED UP IN A FETUS POSITION AND CRIED IN A FOREST AND PUT HERSELF IN DANGER TO HAVE HALLUCINATIONS OF EDWARD.
When Ron left Hermione, she worked even harder to help Harry destroy the remaining horcruxes to SAVE THE WIZARDING WORLD.
And you also said that the language in it is terrible. Bloody Hell is NOT a swear word.
And your language is terrible on this! All’s I read was ‘F*ucking this’ and ‘F*cking that’ I mean cool it kid! How old are you, eight? Does your mummy know you’re posting this?
And you said that Joanne Rowling used slang, she didn’t, she just used BRITISH words.
Right, time to quote you:
Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw. – I know that you said you aren’t against it, but that is still offensive. I think it’s right that he’s homosexual and not creepy at all, as it shows that even homosexuals can be great, amazing etc.
siriusly – You do realise that this is a POTTER FAN WORD? As in Sirius Black, they say Siriusly?
fucking SLANG DICTIONARY , FUCKING TALK RIGHT, – yeah those are two examples of YOUR language. So don’t you DARE go saying that Rowling swears when you go cussing yourself.
We all know beards are creepy – My dad had a beard before he sadly passed away in June. So watch what you are saying, as some people might also take offence to this.
You know, I would LOVE to see you, saying all of this to all of the Potterhead’s faces. Yeah, not so tough now are we? Even to one Potterhead. Trust me, you would get hurt so bad you would be unrecognizable, and would be wishing you were dead.
I’d delete this from your internet history before your little mummy sees it and send you to bed, poor little child. Grow up, and stop being immature.
Oh, and LEARN TO SPELL before you go hatin’.
Kthanksbye.
Girl, you just said everything I was thinking. Thank you so much.
I applaud ur reasons minus number eight. Inferi? Voldie had an army of dead people, more like puppets or zombies except they don’t eat people, but still an army of dead people do exist in Harry Potter
I LOVE YOU EM!
Aha I love you dude, all the things you said were so true 🙂
Hell yeah, your comment kicked arse. But to correct you some, Hogwarts is in Scottland, I believe.
Britain isn’t the best country, just saying. They believed in taking colonists freedoms. Also, King Henry the Eighth was a bit of a spoiled brat. Just ’cause his wives didn’t please him, he had them killed off & when the pope of the Catholic church wouldn’t validate his annulments, he started his own church. I have a lot of respect for the British history & culture as well as it’s people, but please, get off your high horse & see that we Americans are the first country to make the idea of a democratic government work & you Brits are just now coming around. Does that make America the best? No. It’s just something that was ‘so shitty’ you all decided to use it too. In my opinion, there is no best nation as all of them have faults and values, but it’s the people who make the country, so who knows.
I don’t know how democratic you can call America either, really; Barely fifty years ago, black people had barely any rights. All countries have their bastards and their dark ages with a lot of cruelty, so patriotism shouldn’t be called for in a discussion like this.
just want to point out; the ancient city state of Athens was in fact the first (reported) culture to make use of a democratic government. Hooray for Greece.
also to point out; members of parliament during the eighteenth century (which contained the american war of independance) were elected.
also to point out; you can hardly claim the USA to have been a democratic government for longer than the UK when slavery was only abolished some forty or more years after the abolition act was passed in the UK, and even then involving a nasty civil war. I shan’t even start to mention the HUGE institutional civil rights affronts conducted by the apartheid regime following this up until the mid twentieth century, affronts which would never be seen in the UK.
also to point out; you’re not the only one who can abuse half remembered history to troll a country and prove a point.
Not sure why you felt the need to mention this, “Ro”, but please shut up. That was hundreds of years ago. America wasn’t even properly established that far back. Also, we didn’t want to “take colonists’s freedoms”, they were colonists from OUR country who used to live under OUR rule, so naturally we assumed they would continue to live under our rule in America. I know we made some mistakes along that line, but we had our reasons, I’m sure. Either way, it was a long time ago, and isn’t really relevant now. Please, do not say we all believed in these things, we’ve just had some shitty rulers. One person can’t represent a whole country’s beliefs, so get off your OWN high horse and do not use this as an argument ever again.
We do not say “guv’na”, we do not know the Queen personally, we do not all like tea and we do not play croquet. Just thought I’d get that in there, that’s a horrible stereotype. I mean, not all American girls are blonde cheerleaders, now are they?
Okay, since you all didn’t pick up on that… I’ll repeat myself…
I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR THE BRITISH HISTORY & CULTURE AS WELL AS IT’S PEOPLE!!! Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick…..
Okay just for the record……
America is one of the most violent countries as well as the most stupid. Out of any war ever, the Civil War has ’caused the most bloodshed. We also stupidly dropped two bombs on Japan. We are IDIOTS. Siriusly.
Thank goodness. Someone with some sense.
The girl who wrote this should never go into Speech&Debate, she sucks at it.
*claps*
The least grossing Harry Potter Movie, (Prisoner of Azkaban) made more money that the highest grossing of the Twilight series.
win.
You, sir, are a bigger fucking moron than the poster. At least she was joking.
OMG xD
I agree too. Twilight is too sweet story and very few realistic things.Vampires there’s too perfect. They even do not burn in the sun and have superpowers. In my opinion this is overkill. Too perfect. And the love story of Bella and Edward stretched to four books. Once you can read but do not want to do it. Harry Potter is really a phenomenal movie and book. At least show the real thing.
You know, it would be better if in the fourth book was a battle between the Cullens and the Volturi. So it would be much more interesting.
Volturi – a bunch of loonies.
LizzieBella said that “Harry Potter” tortured for fun. And what about Jane ?? Oh, well, of course, she an angel and she does not like to make fun of people.
Although I liked especially the assertion that Americans are better than the British. And even used the Second World War as an argument. *LOL*
I got to “the bad guys aren’t the only one who die” and my heart clenched up and in my head I went ‘Oh god, Fred! Whyy?!?” I’M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!
I LOVE YOU.
True that!
I love British accents what is up with you fool?
And Edward Cullen was first Cedric Diggory and Rob Patterson who played both seems to hate Twilight with a passion.
You who wrote this shitty post have no valid reasons and I thank this gracious person who had some reason to straighten you out.
Also please work on your writing you make yourself as a Twilight fan look worse .
i love you
I agree with most of this except the American part also. Please don’t insult my country just because we have idiots (like the poster) in it. I think we’re all on equal footing since we’re developed countries, so I’d just feel better if you left an entire country’s population out of this argument that only applies to one of it’s citizens.
I agree on everything minus the American part, and this is coming from a Mexican girl.
Every group, every society every ethnicity has their group of morons >.>
Also Robert Pattenson Said ” I enjoyed playing a wizard in Harry Potter then playing a sparkaling vampire in twilight” and the author of twilight loved the hp books and wanted something simular to them
First of all, “Brittish” is not a word. Your post is full of spelling errors, but that’s the one that really bothers me, because you used it twice. But I don’t want to dwell on that, especially because I will probably also have spelling errors.
More importantly, not all American stuff is shit. That is just offensive. I could list all the good stuff about America, but, honestly, that list would be too long. Instead I will move onto my next point: “Britain was the most powerful country in the world and still is up at the top. America was never close.” Yes, Britain was the most powerful country in the world for a long time. I’m not sure when it started (sometime after Rome), but it basically lasted until the early twentieth century. Then there were power struggles until the end of WW2. You know who became the most powerful country then? The USA. Today people argue whether China or the US is the most powerful country. But I have never heard someone claim that Britain is currently more powerful than the US. Britain is still near the top, but below the US. Also, your point about the atomic bomb: America was not the only country working on the bomb. We just got there first. While I hate the atomic bomb, I’m glad we invented it before, say, Germany (who was also working on it).
Additionally, “The characters in Harry Potter are much more attractive than in Twilight.” You mean the actors are more attractive. Many actually use that as a reason they don’t like the movies. According to the books, the characters should be less attractive than most of the Twilight characters. Ron is tall and gangly. Harry is short and thin. On the other hand, Edward is described as basically being the most perfect-looking man in the world. While I agree that the actors in Harry Potter are more attractive than the actors in Twilight, I prefer the books, and according to the books, the main characters in Harry Potter are not very attractive, while the characters in Twilight are supposed to be ridiculously attractive (which is actually one argument for why Twilight is less realistic).
Just to be clear, I think Harry Potter is much better than Twilight. I’m also relatively sure the original poster is a troll, which is why I’m not tearing apart her argument. I’m focusing on your argument because I am personally offended by your claim that all American stuff is shit.
You ma’am disgust me. I could go on about how awful this is. Shame on you.
You have a closed mind, girl. Open it and read to Kill a Mockingbird. IT’S NOT TO LATE.
How dare you say that the elderly cannot be homosexual. That’s life, girl, and you better realize it.
I don’t watch Twilight or HP… the saying “men don’t wear dresses” is so stereotypical… this 2012.. not the 20s. I don’t see anything wrong with men wearing dresses… it’s not disgusting.. plus mentioning that elder gay men are creepy = homophobic comment. you’re little “nothing against homosexuals” doesn’t make your comment any less homophobic.
T Kill a Mockingbird is good, but it also has one of the most boring opening chapters that i’ve read (no offense meant). For a Twilight fan, I’d recommend something easier to follow and that is more addicting. Maybe “Noughts and Crosses” by Malore Blackman?
What I think is the wierdest part of her saying that she isnt against homosexuals and then saying that the ederly can’t be gay because it’s creepy, is that she seems to be labouring under the impression that you get to a certain age, and then chose not to be gay. What does she think young gay people do? Stay young forever?
THE COMMENT ABOVE IS ENTIRELY CORRECT.
twilight is shit and up to now they cant even make more than a single harry potter movie. harry potter rocks
Okay, I am disappointed. I really hoped you’d be an intelligent person putting forward REAL reasons as to why you think Harry Potter sucks. I am still waiting for these reasons from most of the HP-hating world (I kid)
But hating on HP because it’s BRITISH?! I am sorry, as a proud Briton, I am extremely offended. Just because hating on British people and stuff isn’t usually classed as racist, but by your words this can be counted as racist. It’s like when Hitler burnt all books written by Jews or about Jews. It’s not right. If someone said “Twilight’s American, therefore it’s bad.” you would argue.
I personally think Twilight is a horrible book written in a terrible style by a terrible author that is seriously anti-feminist and shows the world that it’s important to have a man in your life, which is completely and utterly false. Maidens in ancient history were brilliant warriors and excellent thinkers, as were Greek Goddesses in Mythology, such as Artemis and Athena.
Okay, sorry if I offend you, but you’re only truly American in my eyes if you’re Native American. You can be born there and I will see you as American, but if you’re not Cherokee or anything similar, your ancestors were Europeans (that includes Britain, in case your Geography skills are as bad as your History skills) founded America and took the land from the Natives.
America may be a powerful country, but in case you haven’t noticed, it isn’t full of the best and brightest people in the world. There may be rich people, as there are in Britain, there may be powerful people, as there are in Britain, and there may strong-hearted, quick witted, clever, funny, brilliant people in America, as there are in Britain. There are great people everywhere around the world, and if you want to be biased and base your opinions on the country things come from, then I’m sorry but you’re wasting your time trying to change our opinions of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter is also a brilliant, clever and captivating tale that shows bravery, love, loyalty and sacrifice. It has taught kids and adults that love conquers all, and the message it proclaims seems a whole lot of a better one than Twilight, where a girl jumps off a cliff because her boyfriend left her.
Harry Potter isn’t just about wizards waving a wand around, it is based on things that HAVE happened and are STILL happening in the world. Prejudice, fighting, death. J.K Rowling based Voldemort off Hitler and his views on “pure” and “impure” Hitler saw Jews, homosexual, black, Jehovah’s witnesses, and much more as impure, whereas Voldemort saw muggles, muggle-borns and squibs as impure, and it’s both ironic because it was rumours that Hitler had Jewish blood and he WAS from Austria, not Germany, and Voldemort had muggle family, and his mother was a squib.
So next time you want to go hating on Harry Potter, remember what it’s really about. And why you REALLY like Twilight.
amazing! love the way you have defended harry potter. fluent english, use of good adjectives and most important is that you have made no use of sms language 🙂 you have very convincing writing skills 🙂 kee up the good work!
typing error! ‘keep’ up the good work! 🙂
Hehehe. The horrible quality of this article shows the difference between harry potter readers and Twihards
Intelligent, understandable and reasonable people vs. stupid, incoherent idiots.
Beautifully written.
shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! twilight will never EVER beat Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i’m sorry but Lord of the Rings trumps both those books
Well done. I praise you fro sticking up for Harry Potter.
I agree with everything up here, except that Voldemort’s mother was not a Squib.
I freaking love you so much, may sound sad, but the last part brought tears to my eyes ❤ You are amazing. HP forever.
All the Potter lovers, the average harry potter lovers, J.K Rowling and all the fellow muggles who are waiting for their Hogwarts letter raise their glasses to you or applaud you.
You have said it all.
Amazing reply. You wrote just what was running through my mind as I read this.
Sadly I’m from the U.S. and thus have to deal with plenty of moronic idiots such as the author of the post.
I do agree that ‘Americans’ are the Natives. Everyone else is an immigrant.
On a quick side note, how I wish I were British. I own more British flags than American flags (I actually own Zero american flags.)
😀 Couldn’t have said it better myself!
YES honestly! If my boyfriend left me I wouldn’t jump off a cliff!! I would GET THE F#CK OVER IT!!! Not kill myself like a retard!! If you need a book to show you what confusing is, READ A BOOK BY BRYCE COURTNEY, the stories are amazing but you need a dictionary to understand it. ❤ Bryce Courtney ❤
And with Hermiony & Ginny, they got over it, and defeated the most powerful wizard of all time. Bella turned into an emo, tried to kill herself often (3 times or something) and got all melancholic and pessimestic. If you don't know what that means, Pessimestic means to see only the bad things in life, and Melacholic means sad or depressed. FUCK YOU BIOTCH I LURVZ HARRY POTTER!! DON'T DISS LUNA!!
Random Question: Since the Cherokees/Native Americans came from Asia, wouldn’t that make them Asians? And if they’re Asians, wouldn’t that also go for Asian immigrants? Just wondering…
If that’s the case, than all humans are African because we all come from Africa.
Your argument is doubly valid just because you can spell correctly 🙂 thank you.
If people are going to hate on something, they might at least use good spelling and grammar and VALID arguments instead of prejudices… this “LizzieBella” girl is quite dim, in my opinion.
Amazing! You defended Harry Potter beautifully! Bravo! 😀 ❤
totally agree with you!
You sir made my day 😀
marry me?
Amen! Keep up the good word!
Umm, this was quite a long text so I wouldn’t want your efforts to feel wasted but many times throughout that argument you contradicted yourself.
First of all- You’re having a go at Harry Potter for swearing ? Correct me if I’m wrong but as I remember Bella goes away to Isle Esme with Edward and makes love…. isn’t that inappropriate too ? Everyone else basically voiced my opinions on the rest of it though 🙂 I’m sorry, I don’t mean to come out as rude but your argument points were quite un-reasonable and contradictory. I’m not bashing Twilight either, I’m a fan of both Harry Potter and Twilight too, though the things you stated in your text piece were mostly in-correct. ❤ xo
Thank you so much. For 1) Defending Harry Potter so eloquently, and 2) Using proper grammar and spelling. I would like to apologize for her bashing Britons, but I cannot make excuses for other people. I hope one person’s uneducated opinion hasn’t soured your opinion of all of us in the U.S.
You are a person with real inteligence my friend : )
God bless you, whoever you are, and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
“Okay, sorry if I offend you, but you’re only truly American in my eyes if you’re Native American. You can be born there and I will see you as American, but if you’re not Cherokee or anything similar, your ancestors were Europeans (that includes Britain, in case your Geography skills are as bad as your History skills) founded America and took the land from the Natives.”
You are wrong. While the majority of Americans are primarily descended from Europeans, to say that all Americans are either Native American or European is completely wrong. There is a significant portion of the population with ancestors from African or Asia. I will forgive you, because you are British and not American, but ignoring African-Americans and Asian-Americans when discussing the demographics of the USA is wrong. While I am American and admit that most of my ancestors came from Europe (most of them from Britain, actually) and stole the land from those already living there, I am offended by your implication that all Americans are European or Native American. I hope that’s not what you meant, but that’s how it came out.
Overall, you made a good argument, but I just had to point that out.
Actually, Tom Riddle’s Mother, Merope Gaunt wasn’t a Squib, she was just afraid of using magic in front of her dad and her brother, and when Tom Riddle Senior left her, she stoped using magic, because she was so sad… But, I totally agree with you 🙂
Oh, and the reason why Voldemort can’t love any body (one of the reason, actually) is because when he was procreated, his father was under the effects of a love potion…
Looooooool. This has got to be a troll right? RIght?!
I feel the need to refute everything you’ve said.
Number 1: Bloody hell, really? You think that’s swearing? That is nothing, most kids would have heard worse than that from TV or friends or parents (unfortunately). Secondly, Molly Weasley said b*tch in the 7th book, by that time Harry Potter was no longer a children’s book and the children that had been 8-9-10 etc when they first started reading had all grown up and it wasn’t a big thing to hear the word b*tch. And children that are reading now because all the books have come out are generally supported by an adult.
2. Yes the books were somewhat violent, but it progressed as the children aged and it was not as shocking as they grew older. The deaths of Fred, Lupin, Sirius etc were all meaningful, they were deep and serious and if you don’t want to read a book with death in… well you’re not going to be able to read a lot of books. And who says death isn’t natural? It’s a part of life, rather than shy away from it, it should be explained to children. Furthermore this a book! Death doesn’t happen this way in real life, I think most kids would be able to distinguish between fantasy death and real life death.
3. Once again if you don’t like death/torture, don’t read the book! Harry Potter in no way teaches kids torture is okay, it’s everything Harry and Co. fight against everything they stand for is against the torture and murder of people.
4. Hahahaha, this point is where I first really stopped and laughed. What a ridiculous thing to say, That Britain is worse than America. I’m not saying either one is better than the other… But seriously, that’s your logic? We’re American therefore we’re superior, what a ridiculouss, small-minded, incorrect view. America used to be a superpower of the world, but your power is slowly fading. I’m not British, so this isn’t a biased view because of my nationality.
I’m sure you haven’t actually read an American newspaper or listened to the news because you’re busy ruining your brain with bad teen fiction (trolololol), but have you seen how much the American deficit is? It’s in the trillions. And you have one of the worst health care systems in the world.
Also Britain did NOT fight against America in WW2, America and Britain were on the same side… Dear lord, I cann’t believe you don’t know this simple fact!
5. “It’s comfusing”. No, what’s confusing is your spelling and grammar. I think I need a dictionary to understand you… Once again I’m not British, but I understood the books perfectly well, even when I was seven. So if you don’t get it, I guess it’s time for you to learn English.
6. Why do they have funny accents? I think what you’re talking about is a British accent! I know, it’s amazing that other people talk differently to you! I’m sure you’re wondering how this can be?! -_______-
Once again I have no idea how you couldn’t understand them… But I suppose they were talking properly, not talking lazily as you might be used to…
And you question, why did they get weirdos for the movies? I think you meant why did they get British people? Well I’m sure this will suprise you, but they got said “weirdos” or iconic actors such as Alan Rickman, Dame Maggie Smith, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter because of their status as amazing actors and for the fact that they are British.
7. This point just seems… well pointless. It doesn’t have a point. It’s not even relevant to the quality of the books. It’s just a hate attack on the chracter because you couldn’t think of anything better to say.
Beards are creepy? looool, Another insignificant point. Also, real men wear dresses. Tru Fax.
And no offence to gay people btw, but old people shouldn’t be gay. Hmmm, I’m thinking a lot of gay people would take offence to that, young or old. That’s just a stupid, homophobic remark and you’re a stupid, ignorant person for saying it.
8. What kind of person totures and kills people for fun? A real villian, that’s who! You’re saying that they’re unrealistic, but they are the epitome of evil, someone who has no reason to kill, yet does it anyway. Also they didn’t always wait til the end of the school year to at out their plots… And they tried many times to kill Harry, unlike the volturi who were kind enough to let bella and edward go and then wait two more books to confront them about anything. Oh and when there was a confrontation… well nothing happened, they just talked shit for however many pages and then went on there merry little way. They don’t seem very scary to me…
So I think I’ve presented my arguments pretty well and I think it works out that your arguments = invalid/lame/stupid/historcally incorrect and hyporitical…
You fail.
whats a deficit?
…. are you really this stupid? it’s how much debt (MONEY) your country owes to the rest of the world. http://www.usdebtclock.org/
It means America is in huge debt.
are you serious girl?? you don’t know the meaning of deficit?? just to enlighten you, it means ‘shortage of something needed, required’. no wonder you are a twilight fan!!
Do Twilight fans have brain?
WATCH THE FUCKING NEWS!!
Are you an idiot?
i think she’s doing this intentionally. this is the cheapest way to get attention i swear. 😛
AHAHAHAHAHA. I really am smarter than you… :’)
FAIL. ~13 year old here…
Oh good god… You really don’t know what it means?
Generally it means what the other people who replied to this said, I’m thinking though that you have a deficit in your brain.
Okay, first things first to get this out if the way I’m saying this for all of us… your an idiot… second here’s why our characters are better then yours…
OUR CHARLIE WORKED WITH DRAGONS, YOURS WAS A BAD PARENT- OUR BELLA WAS A PSYCHOTIC FIGHTER, YOURS COULDN’T FIGHT HER WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG- OUR JAMES WAS DIED PROTECTING THE ONES HE LOVED, YOURS WAS A SPARKLY STALKER- OUR ALICE STILL LOVES HER SON EVEN THOUGH SHE LOST HER MIND, YOURS IS AN IRRITATING OVERLY PREPPY CHILD- OUR BLACKS ARE A COMPLICATED FAMILY WARRING BETWEEN THE RIGHTS OF GOOD AND EVIL, YOURS ARE TWO IDIOTS WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING- OUR ROBERT PATTINSON IS A GOOD, LOYAL MAN WHO GOT MURDERED BY VOLDEMORT, YOURS SPARKLED IN THE SUN- OUR WEREWOLF DIED TRYING TO CREATE A BETTER WORLD FOR HIS SON TO LIVE IN, YOURS FOUGHT OVER A GIRL WHO WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
sincerely, STOP STEALING OUR NAMES
Hey. Grow up guys, there’s nothing wrong with not knowing the meaning of a word so don’t be mean if someone asks for the meaning. That’s how you learn.
she might be young! how do you people know how old she is amd its not nice to call her stupid!
she don’t even know toilet..how sad
I’m not sure if you’re trolling, but so far I don’t think that you would be that desperate to make a blog just for trolling, so your if I may call this garbage, article is really really stupid. Here are some actually good reasons, & I promise I’ll give my best to try to write simplest as I can so your empty brain will understand okay? 🙂
1. “There is too much swearing in these books, children read it that’s bad…” Swearing is a part of communicating, no really think about it, it’s part of almost everybody’s language. It also helps you to calm down,and there are acceptable words & of course some of them aren’t really acceptable. But bloody hell why does that bother you?! Or bitch,children these days the worst thing that they can pick up from books, can be picked up from twilight. Like first it makes girls to be anti-feminists, to think that the most important thing in the world is to have a boyfriend. And if you don’t have one, or if he lefts you, try to kill yourself. Wow amazing things you can learn from twilight…
2. People die! Good,bad,evil,nice,smart,stupid everybody dies, I will die, you will die & every single person here is going to die, maybe it’s going to be for 60 years, maybe 30, maybe 20, maybe tomorrow, & the best thing you can do is actually deal with it, it’s a bloody fact, & people these days think of it like a taboo. And the best way of dealing with it, it’s by reading books, by understanding that it happens, by being okay with the fact that you’re not going to be here always, so it makes you think to make a difference, to live,not to spend all your life being depressed waiting for someone who likes like homeless guy to come & save you, & to be always with you so YES it’s okay that there is death in Harry Potter, because there is death in the real life. And Harry Potter, if you think deeply is all about real life situations, but shown on a magical way.
3. How can you be so stupid?! Voldemort & Bellatrix are the bad guys in these books, so how on earth does that make torture okay?! Honey wake up please! Life is not all bright & full of rainbow, & beautiful puppies, well there are ugly puppies to, & it’s the best thing to do with dealing with it & accepting it, I hope you get my point I have to use the simplest examples so you can understand…
4. “America is the most advanced country in the world…” By your own very very high wisdom, & you advance knowing of the history of your country (I really hope you understand that I’m being sarcastic) Your country has power,money, but honey look at yourself your average IQ is almost a big empty zero, you’re personality is really really bad, your authors are anti-feminists & stupid, so you have nothing, because it’s the people that make the country,not the other way around. I’m not from Britain I’m actually from a small country in the Balkans (do you know where that is?) but it’s a fact that Britain is center of this world, it has amazing power, & unlike you people that actually can make a difference, people that actually matter. People that can get respect,not fear. So no the fact that the twilight author is american, doesn’t make twilight better. And you judge people from where they come from? That’s racist, another fact why twilight fans are stupid. And in case you say and you judge people by what books they read yes actually I do, because it tells a lot.
5. You must be the only person that doesn’t like Britain,really I love british stuff, their accent is kinda funny but I love it & I talk British english not American. They have much more culture than you do, & seriously about the war thing, how can you be so stupid?!
6. JK Rowling said with no fear or anything, that she wanted the acting staff to be british so the book can keep the culture. And Emma,Rupert & Dan are amazing, they are talented, & they loved the hole experience it changed their lives. Unlike Robert who said that he rather wanted to act in HP than in Twilight, & he also said he hated the experience,so… They talk normally, but you’re really stupid so you can’t understand them.
7. People say Emma Watson is the most beautiful woman, without showing anything that is not suitable for a young woman, she is very nice & talented, JK Rowling made all of the characters to be more than just looks, & to make people find themselves in them. Rupert is a sweetheart & Dan is the most honest celebrity that I have ever seen. So shame on you darling 😉
8. The villains are perfect, & it’s really rare to find perfect villains in some book or a movie. They have motives, they have past, they have emotional sides & explanation unlike the ones in Twilight. Dumbledore is amazing, just like the books, showing the real life on a very magical & better way. It talks about racism,feminism,bravery & love, it talks about friendship & much more than being depressing teen that also suffers from necrophilia.
Oh good lord. Seriously, you’re just making yourself look like an idiot, not that your invalid argument on why Twilight is better than Harry Potter doesn’t do that already. LOOK IT UP!
This is a girl that didn’t realize that we were allies with Britain in WW2 you are shocked she doesn’t know what a deficit is?
Also Harry Potter has a point, a purpose. The purpose of Twilight is what? To teach girls they have no life without a man?
Also for all your hating on HP for torture at least it doesn’t condone pedophilia like Twilight does. The entire book is about a man 900+ in love with A HIGH SCHOOL GIRL. Followed up by Jacob falling in love with her BABY.
Personally I think fighting against evil is a much more important lesson than “get a man and make sure he’s older than you”
Ok, helpful tip. When hundreds of people are commenting on your post and calling you stupid, don’t help them out by asking what a deficit is!! You could have looked it up, but instead you literally asked for more ridicule.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh god, that HAS to be a joke….
filthy mudblood
Dame Maggie Smith is Irish actually. But the rest of this post is dead on.
EL OH EL!
GIRL! You need to learn some grammar, I am SERIOUSLY embarrassed to be an American. You are just asking to get b*tch slapped from MANY people.
I FAIL?
BRB DYING.
No, I didn’t fail, YOU failed with spelling and so many crap.
Hope you have a terrible life after this. 🙂
This. Is. Legend.
yeh you helped us in world war 2 and you turned up late!!!!! idiot even i know this and i havent dont this in school yet
Okay, this post is old, But I just have to do this.
1. “Bloody” was orignally invented by Aussies. If Americans like you dont know what an “Aussie” is, It means Austrialian. “Hell” Is also only consituted as a Swear word to Religous people, So really, Doesnt really consitute as a Swear word. So Tech, out of 7 books. They swear Once. Not to mention, little kids hear worse at school. Specially in America.
2. Violent. Like American Movies? People Die to keep the books interesting, If you have the same amount of good guys and the same amount of bad guys at then end of the series, It’s just like “Oh Hey evil dude who wants to kill us all, can you sign this saying that we’re all gonna be friends so the book series can end” OH WOW! I would so Pay for a book like that! Oh Wait. You did when you bought twilight. Not to mention, “this teachs that death is Okay and Natural” It is Idiot. Everyone Dies.
3. “I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people” You are aware, in the real world tha people have something mentally wrong in their head that they actually do get Turned on by Hurting/Being hurt? Ever hear the song S&M By Rihanna?? Sadism&Masochism. Look it up.
4. “It sucks because it’s british?” That is so Racist. Alrighty, First thing. Most things made by america are inferior, eg go round the house and find how much stuff is made in taiwan, china or japan, and ontop of that brittain were AMERICAS ALLIES in WW2, they WON against GERMANY get your facts straight before you go around making you look like a COMPLETE MORON
5. brittain uses proper english as their language not AMERICAN english, maybe you should learn proper english like the rest of the english speaking world. England doesnt use Slang. America Does. It’s your own fault you cant understand basic english.
6. Trolololololol!!! Have you ever talked to anyone outside your own country? hogwarts is in brittain so it only makes sense they have brittish accents. If you cant understand it then maybe you need to listen to more people speaking proper english its not like their accents are really heavy. Infact, If you have X-box feel free to add me (Avajia) Then, You’ll hear someone talk proper english 😀
7. wow the fictional world you live in must be full of super models or something? maybe you should GO OUTSIDE not everyone looks perfect and ontop of that ugly is someting of personal preferance just because you thing everyone is ugly doesnt mean everyone thinks so. Hermione is ment to look like a frizzy haired dork, due to the fact at the start she doesnt care about how she looks and as she progresses in the books, she starts paying more attention to her looks. Luna is ment to dress like she’s colourblind, Due to the fact that part of her makes her interesting, Ron = Rupert effing Grint. Enough Said. Harry wears glasses :O BIG DEAL! So does alot of the population, And his freakish scar? Consists of not being killed when he was a kid. Lets look at twilights characters hmm?
Edward Cullen: The 108 virgin, Looks constantly consitpated. He never brushes his hair, And His handsom face? Looked alot better as Harry Potters “Cedric Diggory”
Bella Swan: AVERAGE! Not to mention her standing and staring with her mouth open all the time? Man! That just makes me wanna Jam my tongue down her throat! SHES SO GOD DAMN SEXY! Not.
Jacob Black: Whoopdeedo. He has abs! :O So do alot of “Ugly” Harry potter characters. Eg Ron and harry, Not to mention the fabulos Tom Felton as Draco.
Emmett: looks like a midget on steroids. “EMMETT MAD! EMMETT SMASH!”
8. “WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! ” Like I said before, S&M look it up. People in the real world have it too. “unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot.” 1. The Volturi said they would wait until Bella got turned to make judgemnent. Bella got turned when she was 18. At the end of the school year. Volturi only appeared unexpected due to the fact that Bella got knocked up by her Sparkly Vampire Boyfriend, In which Btw, Doesnt work, Cause Vampires have no beating heart, Henceforth, No Blood flow, Therefore making no Erection Possible. So Unless Edward got Bella knocked up with a floppy penis & Imaginary Sperm. That shouldnt have happened. 2. Voldmort had been working on his plan since harry started school, His plan with Quirrel was foiled, Which then he tried the next year as Tom Riddle, Which was foiled. In the third movie they took a break from voldy and went onto his servent Peter, In the fourth one, Voldy got his body back making it alot easier for his plans, and the 5 – 7 movie IS Voldy’s Ultimate plan. His Plan goes for 3 Effing movies. Volturi Have what? possibly 20 minutes of screen time before the end of the movie? Estimating due to book pages. but did you ever think that at the end of the year is when the schools defences where at their weakest making it the optimal time to strike.
“And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.” Cloaks and Robes are the general sugnature of a Mage/Wizard or witch, Also Voldy has no Hair making Bad Hair impossible. But have you checked? Volturi have Cloaks and Bad Haircuts too!
Conclusion:
Your right, twilight doesnt have all those things, It Has NO plot. No interesting characters, After the 1st book the Villians just turned into Creepy people with Cloaks and Bad haircuts, It has an impossible pregancy, A pedofile Shapeshifter who falls in love with a baby, A Pedo Vampire who stalks the main character and watchs her sleep, And the main character herself is so Mary-sue. No flaws no nothing. No one can relate to that.
ALL movies and books have good and bad things its all determined by what each INDIVIDUAL person prefers, your so called awesome twilight series is NO exception to that some people like it some people think its aweful and some people think both HP and Twilight are aweful
Also, If your one of the people who think that HP is a rip of twilight. yes, Someone has said that to me.
Because of Jacob black and Sirus Black.
1. Both last names are Black.
2. Jacob = Wolf, Sirus = Dog
But 3. HP was made before Twilight.
wow! this is like a tight slap on the face of twilight fans!! BRILLIANT!! 😀
hahahaha smart =]
Actually, “hell” isn’t even a bad word in terms of religion. It’s a place. In Christianity, Peter, a desciple of Jesus, was a fisherman. Fisherman/sailors, back in the old days, had the most colorful of bad words. Know the saying, “swearing like a sailor”? That’s where it comes from. And when the bible text of Peter was translated, it turned out at least 1/4 of it was swearing. In a Holy Book.
I liked the rest of your post, btw. I’m just adding on.
“Emmett: looks like a midget on steroids. “EMMETT MAD! EMMETT SMASH!””
Epic win, sir. You are brilliant.
Marry me?
THANK YOU!!! I FREAKING LOVE THIS!!!
I love this so much. Thank you, for saying everything I wanted to say, but better. It was funny how true it is too! 😀
This is brilliant! *Virtual High Five*
i admire this, it certainly slapped twilight in the face!!! 😀
hahahahaha you rock…I laughed like crazy…Plus, you are right while the stupid stalker is not.
Bloody Hell! U sure know how to put those Twilighters in their place.
*stares in awe, with tears in eyes* People like you give me hope!!
You know if this were out in public it woulden be these short letters u would get like 20 minutes of how stupid you are to assume this people just give you 1 reason that destroys your whole theory
Can I Just Say You Spelt Britain Wrong…. But I Totally Agree With U There x
You are awesome, finally a truly valid argument in the face of the twilight fags.
You are amazing. If I could give you a hug over the internet, I would. And kudos on actually using proper grammar and spelling!
God bless you. fuck twilight
Love it!
preach it!!!
As a religious person, we don’t think Hell is a swear word.
It’s a destination. Jussayin’
you are right about the rip off! 😀 when I heard that HP is a rip off of twilight, I immediately did some research. Twitwards or what ever they’re called didn’t bother to find proof! So it’s completely the opposite
I agree with nearly everything you say. But please don’t put people with a BDSM kink in the same group as torturers and murderers. Whilst Bellatrix Lestrange may get off on torturing people, there is no way in hell I would let her play with me or my partner.
I’d also like to point out to Ms Lizziebella that without Britain, you would not have William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Emily Bronte, Mary Woolstonecraft, Thomas Paine, Issac Newton, Isumbard Kingdom Brunel and many other great authors, writers, innovators. The ideas of the Enlightenment, which formed the foundations of the American Constitution, were developed in Britain.
Okay first of all WW2 was mainly about the Allied Forces(United States,Britain,France,etc) fighting against the Axis Powers(Germany,Japan,Romania,etc).Get your facts straight about history,you ignorant muggle.Harry Potter is generally better than Twilight because Harry Potter does not carry gay sparkly vampires.Even Robert Pattinson is British not to mention he appeared as Cedric Diggory in the fourth film(Goblet of Fire) and whenever there was a flashback of him.You do not know anything do you?Also I am bloody north american so yeah I prefer Harry Potter more than Twilight.Twilight did not go with the original vampire idea like burning in the sunlight.So Twilight fucking sucks ass.
Sirisuly? TWILIGHT HAS SEX FOR CRYING OUTLOUD! A few swear words that children read arent as bad! Have you noticed, ever since Tw!l!ght came out, there have been a higher percentage of teen Pregnancies? HMM I WONDER WHY THAT WOULD BE! Get a life, and in some of the same way as molly weasley- Go to hell you BitcH! Nad because Harry Potter teaches that its ok to be different!
Very well said
I agree, it makes no sense that she complains about swearing in HP (which occurs a total of approx. 3 times) when Twilight has sexual content.
She’s a dumbass.
God, I know!!! I was thinking the same thing. So, what if Ron says Bloody Hell!? They NEVER had a sex scene in the Harry Potter series. There were never sexual scenes at ALL. Twilight had various sexual conversations and scenes. I love how you connected Twilight and teen pregnancies though ahahhahaa. That is hilarious.
u fucking idiot. i don’t like calling people that, but its true. how DARE u say old people can’t be homosexual!!! and thats not the only thing wrong with this passage! oh and plus…DON’T FUCK WITH LUNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh…
hear hear.
Of course people die it is this plot device that books use called conflict which twilight does not have you dumb bitch.
i hate you, whoever wrote that!!!!!!!!!! as much as i love twilight, i still realize it is extremely stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!! harry potter is my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it is infinity times better than twilight
I am with you!!! I grew up with Harry Potter, and I am a HUGE fan of Harry Potter!!!! I like Twilight, too, but I will always like Harry Potter the best. Harry Potter is one hundred times better than the Twilight series. HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST BOOK/FILM SERIES EVER!!!! SO SCREW YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO WROTE THIS POST!!!!!!
8 reasons why I like twilight:
1. Beacause like, um so, like Edawrd is tottally hot and Jacob is hunky , like yeah.
2. Because I can like , realate to Bella!
3. Because Harry Potter is like whatever!!!
4. Because Bella is super cool because she like betrayed her friends and abandoned her family for true love, which is like super sweet!
5. Because I like pretty characters and not like ugly, realistic ones!
6. I still dream like someday I could meat like, someone who’s as hot as jacob or edward!
7. Because I harry potter is an epic fail like whatever! loser!
8. Because I’m a dumb ass girl who live in a world where i value stupid, teenage love and sexual pleasure than bravery, loyalty, friendship and TRUE, EVERLASTING love.
*** Get a life, will you?
PS: Even one of the greatest writers said that harry potter teaches friendship and bravery while twilight teaches how important it is to have a boyfriend. Stephen Meyer said that.
stephen meyer who the heck is that?
How can you be a twilight fan and NOT know who Stephanie Meyer is???
Why are you being an air head?
We don’t expect someone of your intelligence to know who that is. I’m ashamed of you.With the greatest respect ,next time you decide to slate harry potter, brush up on how to conduct a PROPER argument,okay?
Stephen King said that.
i think he/she means stephinie meyer the writer of twilight
Are you really going to confront her spelling errors when I can go through your posts and find 1000 of them?
ok, First off, you always start the beginning of a sentence with a capitol letter.
Second, you always have someone’s name begin with a capitol letter.
Third, “cumfusing” is not a word in the English language.
Fourth, you always end a sentence with a punctuation mark.
I could go on, and on, but I believe you see my point.
You can’t possibly be that stupid.
Stephen King said and i quote “Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” -Stephen King
Stephen KING is a very loved author
and btw how can you not love a British accent?
the only reason you like twilight is because your hormones are going crazy and it makes you horny
U dnt even know her and u go about Insulting HP!!
Gee, I don’t know, why don’t you tell me what “comfusing” means?
Or maybe “britis” or “compeny”?
You really shouldn’t point out another’s flaws if you make the exact same mistakes, that’s something called “hypocrisy”.
Its the writer of the Twilight series you dumb bitch
I think they meant Stephen King.
I suppose Jenna meant ‘Stephen King’.
The quote they are referring to is ” Harry Potter is all about confronting fears , finding inner strength , and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King. I think they accidentally said Meyer because they were thinking about Stephanie Meyer.
the first half of #8 is correct and it’s meet not meat. Meat- (noun) edible flesh of animals. If you can’t understand what is the difference of meet and meat, get a life and dictionary for dummies
hey Jenna, just a correction. its not Stephen Meyer. Stephen C. Meyer is a different person. It was said by Stephen King, one of the most well known horror and suspense writers. he had said the following:
“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that [Harry Potter author] Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and [Twilight author] Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
and
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
Nothing against what you commented. even im a die hard Harry Potter fan. Cheers!! 🙂
and lizziebella..in case you don’t know who is Stephen King..here’s something to help you out- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_King
Preach.
Haha was totally about to cite that second quote.
Ummmmm, your kind of supporting twilight, but at the end you give a quote that supports harry potter and burns twilight. and it’s stephen king, not stephen meyer. oh and 4., why would betraying your friends and family be cool???
You idiots, one of your reasons is because “America is better than England” which is definitely not true, but even if it was a nationality can’t define the quality of the author. Another one of your reasons is because of the bad language, and I personally thought that she DIDN’T use bad language and was realistic about what teenagers would say, she may have even toned it down so it would be more appropriate. Their excuse is that it’s “too violent”. PFFFFFT that makes it sound like they haven’t read the Twilight books either (which I haven’t but my friend made me go to the first movie o_e), because Twilight is even more violent than HP with stuff like that, like seriously… maybe not during the Hogwarts Battle but that’s a war, there’s going to be violence. She needed to make the war realistic, not everyone is going to come out alive, and she hated killing off her characters, but it needed to be done. Not everyone can live just because they’re “nice”.
Those are only 3 reasons, and I easily countered them. Even a TWIHARD would admit that these reasons are stupid, which one of my friends (who is a Twilight fan) does disagree with most of these.
8 reasons why I hate Tw*l*ght and prefer Harry Potter:
1. Edward is too “perfect” to be realistic. Nobody will ever be that perfect.
2. It’s a complete rip off of HP.
3. Harry Potter ties up all loose ends. Tw*l*ght does not.
4. How the hell is it cool to betray your friends and family for an 108 year old virgin who’s constantly not trying to kill you….?
5. You can relate to realistic character.
6. The HP characters have some self respect and don’t get knocked up while still in school.
7. The villians are believable too.
8. People from many age levels will enjoy the books, even if a six year old can’t read them all. They will eventually. You have to be atleast 11+ to read Tw*l*ght, although I don’t see why anyone would really want to…
And for your PS part, Stephen King said that..
8 reasons why I like HP (countering Jenna):
1. Robert Pattinson himself said that he liked playing Cedric more than Edward, and thinks that Stephanie Meyer was living out her “sexual fantasies” through her writing.
2. “Because I can like, relate to Hermione.”
3. Because Harry Potter is about facing your fears and having true friends, while Twilight is all about the importance of having a boyfriend.
4. Because Hermione recognized that Voldemort would torture her parents if she didn’t protect them, so she erased their memories and they moved to Australia.
5. Harry and Ron and Draco are good looking, and actually have depth to them AS WELL as good looks.
6. TOM FELTON.
7. Pffffffffft since when is HP an epic fail? His parents gave their lives to save their son, and because of that he defeated the dark lord. He then lived with a family who hated everything about him, and found out who his true friends were when it mattered, while protecting the ones he loves.
8. Yeah you’re right you are a dumb ass girl.
PS: exactly you just proved that I’m right ;D
you are soooooooooooooo right! twilight sucks. it sucks it sucks it sucks. and also, what the blogger said about britain was racist.
MA’AM, I BOW IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ABSO-LUTELY KILLED IT!!!!! XD
really? you said “like” 12 times.
1. There are WAY hotter guys out there in the world, like Darren Criss
2. So you’re saying you’re boring as hell
3. WHATEVER?! (Seething in rage)
4. Super sweet? you realize if things don’t work out w/ Edward, then she has nothing left.
5. Harry Potter/Daniel Radcliffe is NOT ugly!
6. Again, Darren
7. Have you even tried to read HP? I mean, you probably don’t have the brain capacity to realize what’s happening, but…
8. Yes. You are.
PS- Ellen DeGeneris doesn’t have a boyfriend, she has a wife and she’s successful and happy in life. So you’re wrong.
Are you mocking Twilight or Harry Potter? Or are you a hypocrite?
hahaha..stephen king said that last part…
That person meant Stephen King, not Stephen Meyer. Not trying to be rude to you, just pointing it out, I disagree with everything this idiot wrote.
wow.. i dunno Edward’s name is also spelled Edawrd. Nice. Very Nice.
not a real reason all i have to say to u and the person who wrote that passage up on the top what do you have against brittian and homosexuals and you disgust me you are racist which goes against what america stands for and about the homosexual comment who cares what people are as long as they are happy and by the way im an american
i think you mean stephen king? but i do agree with everything you’ve said
GET A LIFE wow getting a boyfriend that is such a great life lesson do you have to add like to each sentence :omg like totally 8 hahahaha you got that right (rolls eyes)
betraying friends isnt good! means when you have nothing left you won’t have anyone to comfort you. as well as family.
pretty characters you shallow bitch. the ones in harry potter are more realistic as they aren’t caped in make up.
lol get real darling. warewolfs and vamps dnt exsist. and normally them guys are dicks (well except my partner who is a complete hottie and amazing best friend!)
Twilight is an epic fail to all vampire films1
I couldn’t live without bravery, loyalty, friendship, true everlasting love.
This is to all who think twilights better. Agreeing with the above person.
i so agree with you that it is an epic fail to all vampire stuff. i read heaps of mangas about vampires like vampire knight and rosario+vampire and they are like…welll…they’re amazing. i read twilight and just went “WTF WTF WTF WTF?” and that’s like soooo pathetic having a vampire that SPARKLES! at least in vampire knight the sunlight hurts they’re eyes!
You, my good sir are a complete idiot. And I don’t mind that you have an opinion, like I get that not everyone has to like Harry Potter, but your opinions are completely biased. So Harry Potter is British, that doesn’t make it bad, I’m pretty sure that you have read a book that you didn’t know was British. A lot of popular books are, and that’s okay! And you are just an american idiot that doesn’t understand that the British language is more sophisticated than the American language. And also, the deaths in the books explain that life isn’t going to be all milk and cookies, people die every day, people get killed every day and that is life! Joanne Rowling didn’t want to sugarcoat things, and that is even better than being told that everything is unicorns and rainbows everyday because it’s not. People die in twilight too, and in even worse ways! What so, James gets RIPPED APART and BURNED, and Laurent get’s RIPPED TO SHREDS by wolves. Does that sound more happy to you? Didn’t think so. I am also a twilight fan, but Harry Potter is way more interesting, and has a way better message than Twilight. That is all.
Are you talking seriusly… ? … Toilet sucks!!! it´s not hard to understand… Harry Potter is perfect
whats toilet??
are u serious??ItsToilet is Twilight in a sarcastic way of spelling if u know what sarcasti meansthe hope of the next generation
troll much?
If you hate on Harry Potter maybe one Twihard will back you up but thousands of Potterheads are gonna hate back or at least shine some light on your ignorance
Some people cal “twilight’ Toilet. I pesonally prefer the term twishite, but toilet works all the same.
Dude. if u 16 and u didn’t get that from the context then u should go back a couple grades.
it’s this thing in a bathroom that you shit in
Yeah. Umm, you need to see a psychiatrist… seriously fearing for your mental well-being (and not just because of your hatred towards Harry Potter…)
You are such an Idiot…. *face palm*
ok i think i’m pretty fair i mean twilight is OK its done pretty well for itself but jk Rowling is such a better writer. i was interested to see whatt reasons you had but these are just racist and stupid and i dont think you understand properly. you sound like you are about 10 i think that you are not being very fair and you being biased and racist. if i was your engliish teacher i would have jumped off a cliff by now
It’s basically saying that Twilight is shit. (making some connections and leaps that you wouldn’t understand anyway) Oh, and I CAN’T HEAR YOU TWILIGHT FANS OVER OUR AMUSEMENT PARK!
A toilet is what Twilight it.
Get a life! Seriously, you say that hp has too much slang words and is inappropriate, but look who’s talking! You mentioned it several times in ur post. And so what if its written by a british? JK rowling is a 100 times better than stephanie meyer will ever be! Sure step’s nice but JK rowling has much more foresight and writing ability than sm. Come on, a story bout a sparkly vamp who falls in love with a whiny teen? Pfft!
OH MY GOD THE SPELLING ERRORS!
When you realize Twilight is a waste of time and trees, you shall be forgiven. For now… SHUN!
I don’t think this girl can ever be forgiven……
Not to mention the grammatical errors. Is it just me or did she spell serious like sirius in the Harry Potter series?
well said!!!
hp was just about the best waste of trees ever
I like you. *nod of approval*
This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever read. I can’t believe I wasted my time. Grow up.
Most of what I want to say has already been said.
I read your article to my friend and we were appalled.
I can only assume that you are really young (12?) because anyone older surely has more brain capacity than what was used to write this article.
One day you will realize (like I did) that Twilight really is an awful book (for about a thousand reasons). You don’t even have to like Harry Potter! You just have to respect it for what it is; a brilliantly told story about a boy facing adversity, and not about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
I recommend reading some actual literature and THEN you can make another article. I’m not angry about anything you wrote. I simply feel bad for you that you are so ignorant.
im 16 ok??
LizzieBella wanna advice??read some REAL literature like English classic, Russian literature or French or German read smth that would evoce your personality not degradate…and if u are 16 its a shame that u have such a narrow mind considering that you regard America the most developed country…
You’re 16?! I’m appalled our generation has fallen so much. One, can you really not understand the movies? Because I can understand everything and I’m American. Also, you are what a junior? I’m a junior and I can write a better argument than you and get my facts straight(I’m also not very good at English, I’m better at Math, but thats beside the point) So please stop writing little lists of things you hate about Harry Potter(that aren’t true) and come up with a decent argument as to why Twilight is better, please. Because I would like to respect you, since I’d like to be optimistic about my generation’s future. So, come up with some valid reasons and don’t contort the facts. I don’t blame them for thinking your 12 because that is probably even a higher age than I thought this persuasive argument was from. Personally I thought you were about nine. Well except that you said the F word a lot, but the rest of the examples seemed like they came from the mind of a nine year old. And please change your profile picture, you shouldn’t worship a drug addict that has so much trouble portraying emotions when she acts…
I think you need to pay more attention in class!!! America and Britain were ALLIES against Germany!!!
If you are 16, you should know how to spell
I’m thirteen, so that’s no excuse period. I was reading Harry Potter in third grade and reading Twilight was the worst mistake ever. I have a college reading level right now. My english teacher told me before I started winter break. Age can’t be an excuse. Harry Potter is an amazing series, and while I do manage to at least respect fans, how about you actually read the books, watch the movies, and tell me you still think this. Or at least come up with intelligent excuses.
And you actually passed English class? I’m eighteen and have struggled with spelling a vocabulary my whole life. I can write and type better than you can. Please, if you are going to write about this stuff seriously, actually TRY to spell things correctly. Also, fix your grammar. Thank you. Age has nothing to do with your stupidity, it should though, haven’t you heard the saying that ‘wisdom comes with age’? That saying is usually true, please don’t ruin a beautiful fact of reality.
It’s also a shame that I, myself am 13, yet I have much better spelling, grammar, and punctuation than you do.
And yeah, Twilight sucks Edward Culllen’s balls. Too bad he doesn’t have any.
Also, yes, I’m rude. That’s who I am, and HP has nothing to do with my personality.
In fact, lots of Twilight fans have insulted and swore at HP fans just because they don’t like Twilight.
hahaha. I’m 13, and I’m smarter than you…..
and by the way, we Americans may be a pretty developed country.. but in NO way are we the best country out there, or the smartest.
Sometimes I’m ashamed to say I’m an American.. 😦
holy shit, you are 16 and still that stupid?
Wow. So, how many grades were you held back?
just because your 16 doesnt make some supreme overlord who knows everything there is to know in this goddamn world. fucktard.
katty_tea is right america isnt the most developed country japan is, im not a harry potter obbsessive many of these people arnt many people look up to harry for his determination to help others many people like it, i dont like twilight but i dont go saying things that are not true i read half the first book and stopped as i didnt like it and i fell asleep halfway through the movie i have to admit the first actul film of twilight i watched was breaking dawn and i have to admit i was pretty impressed, but harry potter charicters where suited to play their part they were brilliant for the role, personnaly i feel that who ever directed twilight could have picked people more suited for the role no disrespect but i didnt feel robert had good enough charicter to play the role he had kristen was ok but could have potrayed more they often got boring and unsatisfying, also that you class britan as a bad country we at one point had the biggest empire in the world so we arnt stupid but the main thing is, is that we are equal no ones better than eachother twilight has been degraded by the fans that snob about other movies sure hp fans do to but not as much, i also hear people saying how hp has copied t how hp came out first so the charicters have no relation if anything twilight copyied hp so just stop okk if your gonna dis anything then dis this reveiw of yours its depressing how little you know
by the way im not trying to be mean
yours sincerly
A different fan a sweeney todd fan actully 🙂
If you’re really 16, I think the American education system has failed you. You should demand a refund.
OMG really i can get a refund? how much moneys in it for me? Please let me know! Keep me posted on this!!!!!!!!!
At 16 most people still know that Britain and America were on the same sides in WW2 and how to spell correctly. You have no excuse for your stupidity.
I’m sixteen too and I have the brains to NOT post something as retarded as this on the internet. I LOVE twilight but I’m smart enough to know that it doesn’t compare literary-wise to Harry Potter and other amazing books. Don’t dis a book when you don’t like it for dumb reasons. And also notice how throughout this whole writing I DIDN’T use the word “like” between every word I said. Only preppy little teenage girls do that who think they’re cool. It’s annoying. And also notice how this whole writing is in proper grammar and spelling. (Maybe because I’m a grammar and spelling Nazi but oh well) Because when writing something on the internet you actually have to THINK about who is reading it. If you know a lot of Harry Potter fans and British people would most definitely see this, then don’t say something offending to those people and fans. Also, come up with better reasons. Mainly these things are why the comments are flamed up with hate comments and death threats (I wouldn’t be surprised to see a few since I don’t have all the time of day to read everything in the comment feed). And one more thing. NEVER, and I mean NEVER bash on Luna Lovegood or I’ll have to slit your throat okay? Good bye.
oh and I was one of the people who had left a comment down a few comments too. Under the name “HarryPotter”
wow but you act younger than me i’m 13 and BRITISH you ignorant dumbass how could you actually live with your self being ssoooooo stupid i mean that has to be the most close minded, shit for brained, piece of crap EVVVEEEERRR
Er yeah hate to break it to you… Im 13 and I am clearly reading better books than you
wait really? you’re 16 and still that narrow minded? And can’t spell like that? Please, please tell me you’re lying.
You’re 16, and I dance with faires on the moon every Sunday night! You’re not 16. I can tell. Most 16 year-olds have a brain. (and Kerra, thats plain insulting to 12 year olds everywhere. She’s more of a mental 9 year old).
Puh-lease! I’m only 15! And you are more childish than I!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
If you’re sixteen, that means you should’ve been learning about the “Hero Journey”; that is, if you’ve been paying attention in your English class. But if you haven’t, the basic formula for a hero’s journey is this:
The hero (Harry Potter) begins in an ordinary world (the muggle or non-magical world) and receives a call to enter an unknown world of strange powers and events (Say, an acceptance letter into a school of witchcraft and wizardry.) The hero who accepts the call to enter this strange world must face tasks and trials, either alone or with assistance (And this happens again and again in every single book.) If the hero survives (like he does in every single book) he may be be given a gift or a “boon”. (Say perhaps, becoming the master of all three Hallows) The hero must then decide whether to return to the ordinary world with this boon. For more in-depth detail, here’s the wikipedia page: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monomyth
This is why countless myths, legends, and biblical stories (Prometheus, The Odyssey, King Arthur, Beowulf, Moses, Joseph in Egypt etc.) have survived throughout the ages and also why countless stories today in our pop culture (Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, Avatar, The Matrix, Star Wars, hell, even the Lion King) have been so popular and many become a mainstay in our society. Lord of the Rings has even become required reading in many English classes, and I would not be surprised if Harry Potter also becomes required reading.
Twilight, on the other hand, is in no way, shape, or form a hero’s journey. It does not hold any sort of symbolism, (unlike Harry Potter, which is brimming with it), the heroine (who isn’t much of one, might I add) is dull, shallow, and whiny among thousands of other characteristics, and quite honestly, no one can relate to her predicament. THAT is why Twilight will be a long forgotten fad while Harry Potter will be remembered and told to generations to come.
Oh, and by the way; Voldemort means “Flight from death”, Phoenixes (like Fawkes), Griffons (as in Griffindor), and Lions (which is the symbol for Griffondor) all symbolize God, Malfoy means “Bad faith”, Lupin means “wolf” Remus was the name of two brothers, Remus and Romulus, (who were raised by wolves) and who were the mythical creators of Rome, Sirius’ name comes from a star in our solar system, which is also nick-named “The Dog Star”, AND Lilies (as in Lily Potter) are a symbol of Resurrection. If you can find any sort of deep symbolic meanings in any of Stephanie Meyer’s books, I will be thoroughly shocked, but until then… SUCK IT, you ignorant, stupid wench. 😉
(P.S. I am only 19 years old, and I learned all of this when I was your age, even wrote a research paper on this in my junior year of high school, so don’t you DARE use your age as an excuse. I also recommend that you put away your copies of Twilight and read something like “Anna Karenina”, “Frankenstein”, “To Kill a Mockingbird” or even “Alice in Wonderland.” I assure you, it would only help your intellect.)
You’re a very ignorant person. I’m 16, too and I’m eons more advanced than you in the brain department. Probably in the body and face department too.
Holy shit. You’re 16?? Honey please learn to spell. Your spelling mistakes and your grammar make it look like you’re 11 or maybe even 12
if you are sixteen then you should not be obsessing over an unrealistic book
. both twilight and harry potter is unrealistic (come one, do you really think that vampire exist?)
no wonder you wrote this …………………………………………………………………………………………………..Teenagers
Look I’m 13 and I know how to spell.I’m Not saying that you can’t have your own opinion but before having proper evidence for why something “sucks” you shouldn’t post thing such as these. You also point out that there is swearing but you know what at your age you shouldn’t read something as this read something important such as about the Genocide of Rwanda and Romeo Dalaire(hope its spelled right >.:(
My God!! That makes it worse!!! At least with an 11-year-old they have an excuse. I’m not just talking about your poor sentence structure, because you’ve said you’re dyslexic (although, you can use spell-check), but I’m also talking about your poor arguments.
Hey, I’m insulted! I just turned twelve and I know that I wasn’t as stupid as her even five years ago!
You’re 16? Love, I’m 13 and I’m better at English than you! Hahahahahh!!
You should be in college, studying and doing course work. And you should be SMARTER than me.
Hey, I’m 12 and I am not so stupid, ok?
PS. STUPID MUGGLE Lizzie Bella!!!!!
Are you talking to me? I’m new to this website and I can’t tell the difference between a separate comment and a reply to a comment. 🙂 If you are, when I said that 11-year-olds have an excuse I meant that since they’re young and are still learning sentence structure (most of them), nobody would care if a person made that many mistakes. But, she’s 16! I understand that some 11/12 year olds are way smarter than that. I was probably smarter than her when I was 12. Sorry if I offended anyone. 😦
That is an insult to 12 year olds.
Surely she’s 7!
(but srs, I agree and I’m, like, 11 :P)
Saying she has a brain capacity of a 12 year, is an INSULT to 12 year olds…..
**year old. Sorry.
what u have against 12 year olds im 12 and smarter then that
I’m 12 and I know better than her that’s sad cause I haven’t even finished Middle School. xD
Responses to your stupid twihard points:
1. You said the f*** word many times in this post, yet you bleep out hell.
2. Death is natural, little girl, when it’s time for somone to be reincarnated into another life, they must leave this one first, I’m sorry I had to be the one to break it to you.
3. He’s a bad guy who had a terrible past and is a phsycopath (an awsome phsycopath), the definition of a phsycopath is somone who kills and tortures for entertainment.
4. British stuff is always better than American stuff, in fact, British people first colonised America, I’m having pizza tomorrow, want those leftovers too?
5. So, in your opinion, everyone should seek permission from you before making up a new slang word? Self centered much? So what if you don’t understand it? That is because you have the mental capacity of a thimble, there are Americans who understand it, like the wizard wrock bands, fanfic authors and cast of A Very Potter Musical.
6. Racist bitch, it’s a different accent, just not your accent!
7. Who cares if the characters are ugly? If I saved your life when I was a baby, then my friends and I did every year from ages 11-17 and then went on to save a life almost every day, would you look at me and say ‘Oh! She has a spot, I must hate her!’ ? No, so don’t hate hero’s cos they’re not perfect looking! Unlike you obviously think, you cannot get throug life on looks alone, I’m sure you’re resonably attractive but from what you’ve said, I wouldn’t spend 2 mins with you if my life depended on it. And there is nothing wrong with the elderly being homosexual, Albus Percival Wilfric Brian Dumbledore was a great man and the only person except Harry that Voldemort feared.
8.I refer you to point 3. And they don’t wait ’til the end of the school year. Yr1: He was there the whole time, Yr2: He let the snake free midway throug first term, Yr3: Had nothing to do with Voldemort….you get my point.
Giving up on humanity,
Meiko
A.k.a Moony
yay for AVPM reference! i was hoping someone would bring them up:) and i agree 222% with everything you said here 🙂
omfg AVPM ❤
Sorry, had to.
Anyway, valid points all around!
Side note….
Doctor Who. Another example of Brits winning. n_n
Thank you for pointing this out ~high five~
MY OPINIONS ON YOUR POINTS:
1) I completely agree! she’s a bloody hypocrite! She’s swearing whist narking on at Ron’s “swearing”
2) She was saying how its rubbish that the good guys die! She needs to realise that its not naughty people who die!! Everyone dies! At least our HP hero’s died fighting for the world.
3) He has an excuse to be deranged, his dad left his mum while she was pregnant for another woman, then his mum died leaving him orphaned!! How is that unrealistic?! He had all these weird things happening to him and he had no one to help him understand and control his power. He had to learn by himself with no-one to guide him.
4) She said that harry potter was made by an AMERICAN company?! No it fucking wasn’t!! Warner Bros. is the most renowned BRITISH film company in the world!!!!!
5) Every other American can understand our language! She’s just to lazy ass to read properly! All americans started off speaking the same as us, they’re the ones who changed spellings and made up their own words!!
so true 🙂 GO HARRY POTTER. SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE SHIT YOU CALL TWILIGHT.
Allow me to address and counter your…reasoning.
1. I don’t think ‘bloody hell’ is offensive language, sure there is some swearing, but let’s face it, with the way the world is today with violent video games, movies and so on, bloody hell is probably the least offensive thing kids are saying.
2. If you actually read the books then you’ll learn that people don’t die in every book…just most. Yes the books are a bit violent, but again less so than the video games most youth play these days. You would also know that the earlier books are less violent than the later ones. The series matures as the audience does, this is what makes the series so special. J,K.Rolling did kill off good guys, but do you know what that did? It made the reader actually feel! It make them angry and sad as if a real person HAD died, that’s what makes her an exceptional author, very few books can make people actually feel deep emotions. And death IS ok and natural, without death there can be no life.
Harry Potter teaches us many serious life lessons, such as people die, but you move on and you live your life.
3. There is torture in many many good books, it doesn’t make the book bad. It shows the darker side of human nature, it shows the true raw evil side. And if I remember correctly, James tortures Bella in Twilight, Jane tortures several people. So Twilight MUST be bad as it has torture.
4. And that is an opinion, not fact, I for one believe American stuff is absolute crap. America is not the most advanced country or the most powerful, if you wish to get technical, Japan is the most advanced in technology, Tibet was the most advanced culturally, and I could go on. In today’s day and age there is no such as a ‘most powerful country’ America is one of several great powers including Britain, Japan, China, Germany and other European countries. And a little history lesson, in WW2 the British and Americans were on the same side. It was Japan that lost to America, but guess what? their still technologically more advanced than you.
5. The word you are looking for is confusing, with a n not a m. Last time I looked British and American was the same language, also known as English. Maybe you are familiar with it. I live in New Zealand, we have our own slang and I don’t know British slang but I can still understand it. I would also like to point out that there is an American version with American slang. Because unlike the rest of the world you cannot accept and indulge in others cultures.
6.It is set in Britain, it would make sense to have a British accent, it’s not even not heavy. English just so happens to be born in Britain, and Americans used to be British immigrants, so by using that logic it is in fact YOU the American you cannot talk right. You can’t even use correct grammar and spelling, this doesn’t make you look cute, it makes you look stupid.
7. How a character looks has absolutely nothing to do with how good a series is. What’s more that is an opinion, not a fact. Large numbers of people actually think the trio are quite hot, well grown up anyway. And old people have every right be to gay. Dumbledore is wearing a robe not a dress, and most people associate long white beards with traditional wizards, J.K.Rolling was playing on this when creating the character. You have to be a horrendously shallow person to base a whole series on how people look.
8. The villain is unrealistic? So a long life of abandonment and abuse slowly twisting a young man’s mind is unrealistic? Being pushed and pushed and beaten down until you snap is unrealistic? Slowly being driven mad from every good feeling being sucked out of you leaving you to snap? Villains in Harry Potter ARE realistic, their evil for a reason. They were driven to it, they weren’t just born evil or randomly turned evil.
The villains in twilight have no reason behind their evilness other than ‘they are vampires’ They never even did anything in the end.
and ‘WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!’
Let me name a few: Hitler,Pol Pot, Sadam Husan, Osama Binladin, many serial killers that I cannot name at the given time.
And we Harry Potter fans are rude? We don’t resort to ‘OmFg u r liek sooo stupid!’ and other such insults. Unlike some people, we actually enjoy a good debate, you however start to insult everything we stand for.
Finally I would like to congratulate you on your successful Troll. You have managed to enrage many people and have gotten the attention you want.
Now this is what one can call ‘a true Harry Potter fan’ seriously this girls post has done nothing but to enrage HP fans. There is not a single comment in defense of their beloved twilight. Kudos to all HP fans!!
Ha so true,
I think Krystal Leah Douglas has a good point but I think that is any of us had the time to, we could write between 713 – 5972 reasons why Harry potter is better than twilight
(And yes the two numbers were Harry’s Vault and the Number on the Hogwarts express)
WEWT! 😀
I am so happy that there aren’t as many stupid people out there as I thought… I had almost lost my faith in humanity when I read this post. For the record, the point of Hermione is that she never once wishes that she was more popular with boys/pretty at the expense of her courage and intelligence. It’s people like this who remind me that it is so much better to be open-minded and smart than a shallow and conventionally pretty/hot girl. I grew up reading the HP books and Hermione was the best role model I could ever ask for. Thank you J.K Rowling and Harry Potter admirers everywhere!
Btw I think you and I would make good friends 😛
Bloody Brilliant ! x
agreed
This is so true. I live in Australia but theres no reason for the British and American remarks
i believe you are a POTTERHEAD deary and i believi in your answer with all of my ness
thank you! Basically summing up what was in my head. I have no right to insult Twilight as I have never seen or read it, but even is I did think it was rubbish, I would not be so shallow minded and pure effin rude! rant over 😛
i couldnt have said it better myself 🙂 bravo fellow potterhead
the world is a better place with you here.
You forgot Jack the Ripper. XD
She needs to grow up and realize that Harry Potter dominates the book world and her actions were very stupid as I don’t think she realized how many hate comments that was gonna get lol 😀
I am british! And very proud! She really needs to get her World War facts right! I mean come on!? wth was that about!!??
Also she said that Harry Potter was made by an AMERICAN company!!?? WTF no it bloody wasn’t!! Warner Bros. is probably the most renowned BRITISH film company in the world!!! :O
Krystal, may I congratulate you on your reply, you made almost every point I identified when reading through this ridiculous article, but the most amazing thing is that you didn’t swear once. My friend read this to me the other day and I could not stop cursing because of the way this silly girl infuriated me. At least someone has the brains to set this moron straight xxx
i love it! u totally nailed it! lol
I read the first sentence and cracked up, just because of the fact that she didn’t reason at all and unfortunately there is no meaner or more degrading way to say it than in that way. But with everything else- kudos 🙂
My god you’re awesome. I am American, but I agree with you 100%. I have read Twilight and its utter crap. Yep, I could start a rant because I have actually READ BOTH the series and can tell the obvious winner. This girls’ mind seems to wander and never gets the facts right (I’m being too obvious) and more people should understand that this girl is being downright racist. “Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.” Yeah. What were we thinking? She has NO PROBLEM WHAT-SO-EVER WITH GAY PEOPLE BTW!!!
This was longer then I had planned, but I think you guys got the message.
You are an absolutely amazing person.
Also I would like to add and emphasis (I commented): EDWARD IS A VAMPIRE. He is a UNNATURAL creature of the LIVING DEAD
comment 5 and 6 are the best.:D
harry potter forevaa
Yes, because Twilight letting girls jump of cliffs because their boyfriends leave is soooo great for kids to learn. Also bloody isn’t a swear word it is an adjective, like a bloody knife (O.K. not the best example…), or I would use it as a synonym for crimson. British are friends not evil, but seriously they are our allies chica deal with it. Plus if you are sooooo anti-death, you failed to recognize the fact that in the first book of the Twilight series a man was killed by James and his “cult” and there is a battle to KILL Bella for having a kid in the last one. As for torture and villians, Voldemort, or Tom Riddle, grew up with his mother, a witch, who was left by his father, a muggle, who married another woman leaving his mother in the cold with nobody to support her and her child, fueling his hate towards muggles and Bellatrix was brought up being told that muggles were, like in America’s (I’m an American too sweatheart but you seem to think we are sooo perfect) past people treated African Americans, not even people and that animals were worth more, just showing the world no matter what we do there will always be an evil here with us. In conclusion to the preceding statement, in referance to the last part, the Volturi’s attempt to keep everything perfect is impossible even though they are KILLING to try and keep it so. To your beard and moustache fettish, you just succesfully insulted Santa, Abe Lincoln, and Steve Jobs (R.I.P) with their beards and Theodore Rosevelt, George Harrison (a member of the Beatles) and Mario (R.I.P to the first two) with their moustaches. To contradict your thoughts of America being the best you seem to not acknowledge the fact that for instance China has the best gymanastics, Finland has a tremendous educational system even though it is very small, and Russia is said to have the best space program. To your “comfusing” paragraph, you messing up in spelling doesn’t help the already puzzling note (not trying to be rude, I am horrible at spelling in the first place so, yeah). In your reaction to British accents I have two things. One, we have accents too just so you know. Two, I can understand them fine thank you. And I just remembered, isn’t Carlisle from somewhere in Europe which means he would have an accent if he wasn’t centuries old and Arizona ,which is were Bella lived mostly before she moved, don’t they have accents?? As for you thinking the characters are ugly, that is your oppinion and my oppinions are Taylor Lautner looks horrible with long hair, Edward is a stalker with possible signs of being bipolar, and that @ thatguywiththeglasses.com Doug clearly grinds out Bella for what she is and I urge you to check it out for youself. And also I think Rupert Grint (Ron) , Oliver and James Phelps (Fred and George) , and Tom Felton (Draco) are the exact opposite of ugly and Luna dresses how she feels comfortable, maybe lots of people love skirts and bikinis but I feel uncomfortable in those so the tons of people like me were their baggy jeans and hoddies, it’s all a matter of oppinion. To end this I would like to say that even if Harry Potter had as you said “swears to much… that language is really bad” it actually appeals boys and girls because I know I would never get any boys I know to read Twilight, unless it was through blackmail and they still would probably not read it. Harry Potter gives people courage and imagination and gets them thinking “Wow, one day I hope I can help the world as much as they did.” while Twlight says romance and drama and makes you think ” OMG, they are in love. ” or ” They are such a cute couple. ” so honestly, which one can give more to your life an impossible romance and a battle for a hybrid child or an unbeatable journey we all went through for years wanting know and feel for the lives of those who would save the world from terror and die trying? I’ll leave that for you to decide.
OMG I LOVE MARIO VIDEO GAME!
Wow, aren’t you shallow?
Lizziebella, are you mentally retarded?
Little girl, is Super Mario the only thing you’ve seen in this text? You need to check your eyesight or something. Go and see a psychiatrist
OMG YOU TOTALLY MISSED THE POINT!
Rachael’s rant was actually very well thought out. But seeing as you are a twitard and do not have a very large attention span for anything containing words longer than ten letters, your brain probably stopped working halfway through the paragraph. Please, do the right thing and take this entire blog off of the Internet.
I dont think you understand her point….? She just pointed out the fact of how shallow you are towards people with mustaches so you say you like the mario video game??? WTF?
wow….
. . . FACEPALM. Betcha wish you could shave him, then, don’t ya . . .
Love how you know you’ve lost so focus on the trivial things in everyone’s posts…
Sweet mother of science and logic, you’re an idiot.
Why??? He is a fat Italian with a moustache! He isn’t American which are apperently the best people in the world!!! The game was programmed by Nintendo…a Japanese company. It contains so much violence!!! OmFg U r Leik sooooo stupid!!!
OGM ME 2!!!!!!!!!1
After careful observation I have come to the conclusion that this individual has a lower IQ than Anderson, and may in fact be a troll. Possibly Moriarty in disguise, or perhaps Moran standing in for him. I suggest we call the Winchester brothers to eradicate this….problem. I don’t think it would hurt to call upon the Doctor and that angel with the book shop and the demon with affinity for plants. John, if possible, come quickly. If not, come anyway. -SH
Sherlock!! I thought you were dead?? What’s going on?? -JW
You are calling yourself Sherlock, if you are a boy, marry me?
lol, i loooove mario ❤
and if the winchester bros won’t solve this s***, they can still come… just, for fun I guess @_@
Oh dear! That’s… well, I think Crowley might have got a little bit overexcited, he suggest we should deal with this issue using the sword. I think he’s slightly jealous. This Mrs Meyer really got on his ambition!
And the doctor can come too, just for laughs, because he’s british too and will want to eradicate the abominable spelling that this blog contains. :l Try harder, I know Stephenie Meyer can’t write, but you should be able to at 16.
as for a friendly note i suggest the mental hospital if you are having trouble picking
http://www.dmh.ca.gov/services_and_programs/state_hospitals/atascadero/default.asp
Well..she was the one who started with this ‘why harry potter sucks’ thing, and all she has to say about your post is ‘OMG I LOVE MARIO VIDEO GAME!’ that’s her level of understanding i guess!! i mean there is no use explaining her anything about Harry Potter because she is still a kid. and about your post, its very well written 🙂
She prefers Twilight- moral gain 0% to Harry Potter- moral gain 394%
so. is it more important to know that you can make your own decisions, that you have to be brave, and face the truth… or know that you can’t survive without a boyfriend? who sparkles?
I know what I’d choose, always.
She probably cannot understand the vocabularly… or “slang” ;D
I’m speechless that all she said was “OMG I LOVE MARIO VIDEO GAME!”. I can’t believe she’s 16……
yea ikr, mario is the kawaiiest! more kawaii than edward
Shes not there in the head..?
*likes comment post* i must agree 100%
YOU ARE A GENIUS! LOVE YOU! HAHA lol
This was so amazing to read and I just want to say thank you for writing it. It is so in depth and has such a great perspective on the series. I especially admired the maturity of all that you wrote (i.e. people wear what they are comftorable in and they should not be judged for that, and how Harry Potter helps individuals to gain confidence in themselves and helps them grow as a person.)
It is just so sad to me that the girl who wrote this article, a 16 year old, just a year younger than me, does not have the ability to appreciate your opinion and to atleast give a proper and appropriate, mature response.
That is 100% true. Thank you! (:
By the way, Voldemort grew up without his mother, she died when he was born. But him being in an orphanage and learning these things about his family (he thought his father must have been the wizard, after his mother was so “weak” as to die during his birth, and was very furious to later learn that in fact his father left his mother because she was a witch) clearly led to his later hate of muggles.
“Bloody” is a very rude thing to say in Britain but otherwise I agree with you.
Are you British? Maybe it’s just different parts of Britain because I live in Devon and bloody is not even recognized as a swear word, it’s like saying bugger or damn.
It’s not rude at all! You obviously don’t live here…my ENGLISH TEACHER says it all the time. In class. In front of us. It’s not a problem.
At least Voldemort had a valid reason to be evil. His father, a muggle or nonmagical person, had a little fling with his mother, a witch, a got her pregnant and left her and married another woman! I don’t know about you but that would make me pretty mad. His mother soon died and he was sent to an orphanage, which I wouldn’t imagine to help his mental health.The Volture are like snobby rich kids that have nothing in their lives that makes them happy. Try The Outsiders, the Socials are just like the Volturi, only in the end they actual realize the things they do are wrong. Also the Volturi want to kill the Cullens and Bella soooo badly I assume according to your theory they should’ve done so as soon as they heard Bella was having a kid. But they waited until their last book, just like Harry Potter did, and in the end there wasn’t even a battle, which made me a bit sad. MOST IMPORTANT FACT: In a picture I saw it said basically that when Ron left Hermione, who she knew for about 6 years at the time, she still carried on trying to find the keys to destroying the most powerful dark wizard, showing people courage,while when Edward left Bella, who she only knew for about a year, left her she curled up, went numb for months, and jumped off a cliff because “thats how she feels closer to him” (or death…. possibly…. I wish.) and that doesn’t seem to “kid friendly” to me. How about you? Lastly on you torture thing, that has happened in our past, now, and most likely will in the future, technically Bella “tortures” Jacob and Edward over and over again by constantly being like “I love you Edward, but I still like Jacob. Can’t you guys be friends?” and using Jacob as her “rebound” boyfriend when Edward left, but dumping him once the first sign of senor Sparkle Skin comes around. All in all your reasonings are just crazy girls in love with things that at one time in my little short life were actually cool horrors but now are sparkling stalkers *cough* Edward *cough* and guys that run around without shirts, so all you like me live on for our Harry Potter series because in the end thats the stories we will still love when we get older and married and read to our kids as bedtime stories, not some silly thing about a girl falling in love with a boy in 2 years.
HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN & YOU KNOW IT!!!
^ EXACTLY!!!
^ WIN! Thank you for pointing this out!
True
I love you.
You got it wrong a bit. Tom Riddle/Voldemort was born in an orphanage and named Tom Marvolo Riddle right before his mother died; His mother, Merope Gaunt, fed his father, Tom Riddle Sr, love potion and when she got pregnant with Tom Riddle Jr she stopped feeding it to him so they could live happily without the influence of a silly love potion, but he found out what she did and left her then re-married. Tom Riddle Jr grew up in the muggle Orphanage as an outcast, he was beaten and unloved; he didn’t leave the orphanage until he was 17 after he graduated Hogwarts as the top of his school, he was never adopted or anything. That is the reason he Hates muggles and Muggle-borns, I mean come on with that horrid childhood who wouldn’t?
Agreed completely. This person needs to get her facts right
Well said. Well said :3
^ THIS.
Actually, Merope gave Amortentia to Voldemort’s father. Tom Riddle Sr. never wanted to be with her.
thank you, wonderful person. ❤
BRAVO! Tell it like it is. Keep Harry Potter living forever. I know that I will read the books to my kids someday.
I COULD HUG YOU RIGHT NOW! i agree wholeheartedly with what you said, Senor sparkleskin can go jump off a cliff for all i care.
HARRY POTTER FTW!
Thank you!!!! This is exactly what I was thinking!!!
Harry Potter dominates Twilight always
HIGH FIVE!
YES! HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN!
I love your reasons, perfectly written. 🙂
Love never happens that fast. It took SIX years for Ron and Hermione to kiss. That is true love.
Thank you. You are incredible.
not to mention Bella was kidnapped and tortured by that guy in the first book… But we can’t have torture in books cause it is bad…
harry potter forvea.<3
You’re disgusting and pathetic and it makes me sad that people like you actually exist. Ugh that’s just sad!!!
hats off to you! i’m not sad i’m horrified xD
OH AND TWILLIGHT ISNT DEPRESSING OR VIOLENT?!?! I MEAN ALL THEY DO IS MOPE AND SIGH AND BITE PEOPLE!!!!! AND THEN YOU SAY HARRY POTTERS DEPRESSING????!!!!! AND APARENTLY TWILIGHT MUST SUCK BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME AND IT IS SAID THATONLY ONE COUNTRY CAN BE BETTER SO, YEAH!!!! I ALSO LOVE THE FACT ITS BRITISH AND ITS BETTER RATED THAN TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!! HEY THEY DONT ANY TWILIGHT LEGOS OR VIDEO GAMES LIKE THAT…BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE MADE HARRY POTTER LEGOS AND VIDEO GAMES AND BOARD GAMES!!!!!! SO THAT TELLS ME THAT TWILIGHT ISNT WORTHY TO STAND UP TO HARRY POTTER!!!! AND IM SORRY BUT FOR HALLOWEEN I DIDNT SEE ONE, NOT ONE TWILIGHT CHARACTER!!!!! AND WHY IS THAT? OH MAYBE CAUSE IT SUCKS!!!!!!!! OH AND THEN YOU MA’AM ARE BEING A HYPOCRITE BECAUSE YOU SAY THEY SHOULDNT CUSS AND THN YOU COME OVER HERE AND USE THE WORD F#%K!!!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY?AND IM GLAD YOU STOPPED WITH HARRY ON THE STUPID CHARACTER THING BECAUSE IF YOU MA’AM MADE FUN OF MY DRACO YOU WOULD GET A MUCH LONGER AND MORE INSULTING LETTER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!! OH AND ATLEAST OUR ACTORS CAN CLOSE THERE MOUTHS!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN BELLA HAS HER STUPID MOUTH HAGIN OPEN THE WHOLE MOVIE!!!!!! I MEAN ITS LIKE SHE LOST HER BRAIN AND IS GOING “DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH…..” I MEAN REALLY???? AND TOM FELTON IS BETER THAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL YOUR STUPID ACTORS!!!!!!! SO MA’AM GET YOUR FREAKING FACTS RIGHT YOU HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU UPSET ME!
please reply, my fellow harry potters, what yo think of my speech:
I couldn’t read it with all the capitol letters. Sorry.
Yeah! and the fact that they have no fangs? thats fucking retarded.
ironically, Robert Pattinson played one of my favorite characters in the entire HP series lol. I wonder what his take on the HPvs.Twilight battle is?
Agreed!!! AND NEVER INSULT HARRY POTTER IN FRONT OF ME!!! <— ring a bell?
Maybe you just should learn how to use white lines between your speech. It would make it much easier to read… But I agree with you.
brill 🙂
Sorry I joined the conversation so late. I just got off OUR rollercoaster… pwned
Lovely. 🙂
TL;DR because it was all in caps. Intelligent people don’t like to read posts like yours. Try again next time.
I think you shouldn’t use capslock and a trillion exclamation points when trying to get your point across.
LOVEE IT! ❤ First of all, Twishit, what would JK Rowling think of you as? And too many people dying? IT'S DEPRESSING, YOU SAY? FUCK YOU! Twilight is all shitty with blue, with, silver, and green colors, do you know how Colorful Harry Potter is? And dying: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY FREAKING TIMES BELLA WAS JUST SITTING THERE CRYING IN A BUNDLE NEAR DEATH, WHEN HERMIONE WOULD FREAKING RISK HER LIFE!
You're just ignorant,
Screw you!!!
Completely true.
here here!
You go girl! (though, no offense, your grammar could be a little better)
That az awesome
lovely very true
HARRY POTER FTW!!!!!!!!
You’re maaaad. lawl. =) HP ftw!
U rock, girl.
Amazing :’)
well said! My speech debates every point of her retarded opinion. she has a right to prefer twilight, but has no right to insult british people, or the characters. and the movies are SO much better than Twilight. At least Harry potter actors have EXPRESSIONS. unlike KRISTEN STEWART.
Lolz, and Bella looks like she’s in pain the whole time she’s acting….Just an observation.
Why is it in an all CAPSRAGE? I didn’t even read it, an I am a twilight hating HP fan. Your argument would have been more valid if it was normally capsed and with less exclamation marks.
Go Kelsey loving the rant please give your opinion on my rant down at the bottom (:
I think you shouldn’t have typed it all in capitals because 1) it’s hell to read, and 2) it makes you look like a moron.
i agree wholeheartedly!
Caps lock doesn’t make you look clever, use of multiple exclamation marks isn’t a good look, neither is stretching out things to emphasise your point.
Also, I think this is a joke.
To be perfectly honest, I really don’t want to read that because of all the caps.
FINALLY SOMEBODY WHO SAYS IT ! TWILIGHT SUCKS SHIT , JUST BECAUSE TWILIGHT IS FROM AMERICA DOESN TMEAN ANYTHING , TWILIGHT CAN GO KISS MY FUCKING ASS -___-
AND I WAS HARRY POTTER FOR HALLOWEEN(:
1. twilight is very depressing .
2. twilight i sb o r i n g
3. twilight doesnt have as many fans as harry potter does
4.BLOODY HELL !!!
& yes i loved your speech because TWILIGHT SUCKS AND HARRY POTTER IS B O S S .
HARRY POTTER LIVES ON F O R E V E R ( JUST HAD TO SAY THTAT .. )
Snape, anyone insults Snape can die. And omg, Alan Rickman is one of the best actors ever, then it’s Tom Felton the sex god, then it’s Oliver Phelps. Nom
Lol at this whole paragraph but Twilight have Board games. Done
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HOW THE FUCK CAN TWILIGHT BE BETTER WITH A BUNCH OF SPARKLING VEGETARIAN VAMPIRES?
Finally someone who sees sense
Your speech was beautiful. I feel so inspired. Really. *standing ovation*
You keep preaching, sistah!
lol
I totally agree. Alot of my friends (who are Americans can agree HP is WAY better than twilight, only thing good about that movie is JAcob, but he’s not a werewolf he’s an animagus!!!!!
OMG HOW DARE YOU INSULT KRISTIN STEWART SHE’S SO TALENTED AT MAKING THAT ONE FACIAL EXPRESSION THAT SHE USES FOR EVERY MOVIE.
i agree with you 100%.
write on, potterhead.
F**KIN AMAZING!!!!! WE BRITS ARE THE BOMB!!!! twilight can kick my arse
I totally agree with the whole Tom Felton thing!
Just saying, if there was a twilight video game all you’d need to do for Bella would be gasp and trip all Edward would do is sparkle like tinkerbell and Jacob would take off his shirt :p
That is sooo true
And im glad she didn’t offend snake or there would have been trouble
Nearly all twilight fans are just so dim witted that it scares me
Harry potter FTW
HELL YEAH I agree Kelsey!! TWILIGHT SUCKS!!! F*CKKKKKKKKK Twilight.
This is for all the Twilight fans >>>>>>> ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ <<<<<<<<<< LMAO
you are absolutely right, kelsey!!
amen to this!!!!!
Agh caps lock is hard for me to read. Please don’t use caps lock for an entire paragraph of writing, though I do support your case. Well besides Tom Felton lol I personally love Luna, Fred, George, Dobby, Hedwig, Buckbeak, and Hagrid.
I literally had to give up on Eclipse because Bella was soooooo boring and depressing!!!! Like OMG most of the book was her moping around because he boyfriend had dumped her!?! I mean what kind of a lesson is that teaching teenage girls hey?? That the whole world revolves around having a boyfriend????? I mean, COME ON!!!!!! wtf?! I COMPLETELY agree with you! 😀 thanks for your little rant there, she needs to realise Harry Potter dominates the world of books!!!!
Cool down, girl. Did you accidentally push Caps Lock? 😀 Anyway, I feel obliged to explain why there aren’t any legos or video games on Twilight. You see, primary: Twilight has no plot whatsoever. Secondly: even if it does, I could summarize the whole series in a few sentences. Bella falls in love with a vampmeyer called Edward. Then he leaves her and in comes a werewolf named Jacob. Edward comes back, Eddie and Jake fight over her. She choses Eddie and they marry. She becomes pregnant, gives birth turns into a vamp. Then the bad guys come and… there is absolutely no fight!
I must admit it was completely disappointing. I wanted them to die (except for Jasper cause he’s not as perfect as the others).
lol. i think twilight’s pretty depressing. aside from the fact that one cannot actually have a gay, sparkling guy for a boyfriendthe lead actress — bella, *kristen stewart — is pretty depressed herself. lol. i mean, POKERFACE in all moments.. ,
true dat, more books, deeper characters, better plot, hp forever
You rock, Kelsey
Your spelling sucks dick but I do agree with you. SHE IS DUMB AS FUCK.
thnx
Man, this has been eye-opening for me.
I mean, totally! We definitely don’t have murderer’s or kidnappers in today’s world. Your so smart, go apply for Harvard.
Just get back to your little vampire books and then tell me what you’ve learned.
Heather Thanks for the great sarcasm! Officially love you!!
Amen!
this.
i know right! i like totally admire her for bringing to light how wonderful the world is these days. i mean all we have to do is sit there and sparkle! nothing bad EVER happens!
ILOVEYOULIZZIEBELLA<3 YOU'RE SO SMART.
She’s learnt how important it is to have a boyfriend and how she can’t exist without one! Lmao
agreed ^^
😀 I love this. Kudos!
I totally agree!!! It’s so nice to know that death is unnatural and that we don’t have to think about it at all!!! 😀
EXACTLLEEYYY!! I just keep wondering if she EVER read her precious books with a functioning mind!
Your a typical american. And a fucking idiot. What is so good about ancient undea pedophiles (not sure abut the spelling) Harry potter is and always will be the best, who cares if the villains are unrealistic? How realistic are weak ass vampires who don’t have the balls to bite humans? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Bloody hell, please don’t insult Americans by saying that she is a typical American. Seriously. I know there are plenty of idiots that come out of that country, but come on.
Totally agree…u cant judge the whole nation by a few misfits…
I am an American, and I find myself Embarrased to even be from the same country of this idiot. -_-
I’m American and I fully support this. F*** Twilight
Definitely agree. Don’t judge us for one idiot. Just because I’m American does not make me stupid either. Are there stupid people in Europe? Yes. Does that make me think that all Europeans are stupid? No.
Haven’t you seen ‘Hetalia: Axis Powers’?? That country IS an idiot!
Er, sorry, I’m just being a geek.
No, I agree with you, not everyone over there is as much of an ignoramus as this girl. At least, I sure hope they’re not.
Still, I think we can all agree that Britain has the better literature *coughdoctorwhocough*
Im American and i respect British people! That’s just seriously rude!
No offense but she dissd britain an british people so stfu
Yeah, don’t be like the blogger. The director of Harry Potter is American. If you think Americans are idiots then you’re basically calling Harry Potter stupid.
Hey and, a lot of… I don’t wanna say ‘idiots’ but.. er.. Anyways, a lot of people come out of Britian as well, not just america.
There is also a ton of decent people over here. You kind of just insulted America as well… =/
Maybe people are stereotyping but I went to America for 4 years and quite a lot were quite vain and idiotic
Hey, hey. I am “a typical American”, and I speak against this stupid, ignorant article. Actually, I wasn’t born here; I was born in South America, to Bolivian parents (I bet if you asked the writer of this article where Bolivia is, she wouldn’t know.)
I was raised in America, with many American friends. And every single one of them will agree that even though they read Twilight as well as Harry Potter, that Harry Potter clearly has the upper hand. It doesn’t just attract tweens, teens, and their moms, but people from 5-105. My “typical American” friends may like Twilight because of their “pretty people”, but they LOVE Harry Potter because we grew up with it, learned the value of friendship, love, and sacrifice. And for once, the girl was NOT an idiot, but smart and resourceful, as well as the backbone and glue of this company of friends, whereas Bella fell apart the moment Edward left.
So no, we “typical Americans” know; this girl is below the Average American.
The world has millions of stupid people. You can’t put the blame to one country.
No, she isn’t. At least, as an American, I hope she’s not. I find it ironic, however, that the person before me commented with text-speak and lack of good punctuation.
I think what he/she means is that she has filled the classic American stereotype. Btw, this stereotype has been created by American television. I think if you want to change this, you need to change the way Americans are portrayed in their own TV shows. Just like I’m trying to change the stereotype that South Africans are dumb and illiterate.
Seriously, I actually feel bad for you guys thanks to that bitch. Can’t believe she brought THAT up. Honestly, fucking racist whore.
please don’t call this girl a typical american you are insulting me and i agree a hundred percent about how stupid her passage was
Yeah. It’s offensive. I am one of the biggest Harry Potter fans to ever walk the Earth and I’m American. A lot of Idiots come from America, but if she’s a typical American, I must be one of the best Americans ever
People like her sure make it seem like it…..
I agree with you. Not all Americans are idiots. I’d hate to be bunched into a group with the moron that made this blog post.
True that, I know a lot of Americans and they are not all this stupid. Saying that this is a typical American is just as bad as saying that all British people are stupid.
but she can judge the british?
god damn americans.
I’m pretty sure every comment on here has been saying NO, she CAN’T judge Brits. This idiot can’t judge Britain like that, please don’t judge America because this idiot happens to be American.
I think they were talking about stereotypical Americans. Not sure though.
like i said in my other post EVER ethnicity/group/ etc. has an idiot, (poster obviously one of those people)
And you know what? Opinions will be opinions! She thinks Twilight is better then HP, then thats her. Example: My boyfriend thinks Star Wars is better than HP. Im ok with that. Thats HIS opinion. He thinks Supernatural is a piece of shit, where as i love it and think its one of the best things ever! I think Hp is better, teaches you a lesson about friendship, bravery, so on. Twilight. . .i just learned that abandoning your friends, and playing with your best friend;s emotions is ok, and that you need a man to stay happy. Bitch puh-less!
All in all, opinions be opinions.
But this girl be stupid for saying American things are better than British things. Which is not entirely true! Misfits, is a GREAT show and i heard they are making an American Vers. Im most positive that its going to get butchered. Being Human U.k version is awesome. The Us is OK, the vampire guy reminds me a little too much like Edward. The Office Uk version. . i dont find it funny. And the U.s . .well its Steve Carell, who doesnt like him?!?
This girl is just crazy talk! and possibly just trolling!
by “typical”, you must base your analysis on the government’s dirigents… Only one good and honest man : the president Obama!
Well it’s idiots like her that make us think that!
You’re supporting Potter, but agreeing that the villains are unrealistic? They definitely are not. History is filled with dictators and criminals who loved to torture and kill. Like, hmmm, I don’t know, Hitler? Come on, now. Rowling’s villains, and all the rest of her characters, are definitely realistic.
I just want to speak for other Americans who might be offended by this comment. There are some people who are racist. The term that was used-American- that can be anyone living in North and South America. The term I assume both of you actually meant to use is United States. I am actually astounded that someone (well, maybe since it’s a twihard, not so much) could be that racist, as to say that just because a book came from one country it’s superior to a book from another country. (~Potterhead till the very end)
As an American, I take offense at her being called a typical American
This is not a typical American by any means. This is a typical American IDIOT. Just as (I’m guessing your nationality here) you Brits have your idiots, so do we. This person has some serious issues, but the entire country is not to blame for the pathetically ignorant remarks made by one lone person.
Here, here! I agree completely! She’s such a racist cow, honestly, it’s just pathetic!
The vampires in Harry Potter actually bit people 😀
😦 I’m an American. But I like England better anyway 😀
*You’re.
If you’re going to insult two entire continents, at least use proper grammar.
You do realize that she isn’t a typical American? She is a small minority that gives the rest of us a bad name. Thank you very much. Secondly, it’s “you’re” as in the word YOU ARE. YOUR is a way of possession, like you own something, then it is yours. If you are going to insult someone, please do it properly.
It would be UNDEAD pedophiles. The villains are realistic. Look at the horrible people kill people everyday,. Voldemort and Bellatrix are just like them. They deserved to be locked away, I would consider that realistic, though I will agree with you that the “villains” of Twilight aren’t realistic.
Please try to at least act like you are smarter than the person you are insulting.
This muggle, LizzieBella, really does need to SHUT UP, but please don’t pick on Americans. We aren’t all like that.
i am american and think she is a bloody dip shit. Not all of us are insanely stupid. 🙂
Hey, hold on just a second. Look, I understand that this girl is a RAGING IDIOT WHO REALLY NEEDS TO READ BETTER BOOKS, but you don’t need to insult all us americans! I love Harry Potter and some of my bestfriends are IN Britian! I would never insult someone just because they are british like this chick just did, so please don’t insult me/my country for something I/we didn’t say/do.
I mean, other than the fact that you just insulted my whole birth place, I agree with what your saying. This girl needs to get a life and stop Trolling. =/
Dude, seriously, don’t judge the population of an entire country by what 1 stupid female has written. Not all Americans are morons. Plus, Edward’s a stalker. XD
Please my good sir, not all of us are complete idiots. I realize that because most of my peers are sheltered from the outside world they seem biased on how much greater America is than everything else, but that doesn’t make being born in America automatically mean you’re as stupid as this girl. You saying she’s stupid because she’s American is just as assuming as her saying Harry Potter sucks because it’s British.
Please don’t judge all Americans from this post. I promise we aren’t all this stupid.
Weak ass vampires who sparkle in the sun to be correct 😉 ❤
Harry Potter all the way!!!!!!!
I like how you imply she is a misfit 🙂 because she is. but im not insulting americans.
Yeah man. I’m American and I don’t read horse shit. Calm you tits man or woman behind this post. You should have said “Typical Twilight Faggot” cause frankly, this is all bullshit from some teen or hell, adult even obsessed with some undead sprankling..vampire and native ‘shape shifting wolf.’ Back in my day, Vampire and Werewolves use to KILL people. They were horrible disfigured monsters of the night that gave no shit about nobody but themselves let alone some woman’s emotions.
Don’t take digs out on Americans, their not all that bad its just some losers like these guys that bring the country down
wtf vampires sparkle wtf, harry p is far superior
LMAO this is just great. I’m American and I don’t even agree with this. This author obviously is very judgmental and has the mind capacity of a peanut.
*you’re
She is NOT a typical American. In fact after reading this article I wish with all my power that I could deport her from my country. T___T
AGREED!!!
Not all of us Americans are this dumb please do not judge us all by her.
So I agree with you for the most part but she really isn’t a typical American, just an ignorant one. True that the US may have more ignorant morons with internet access and an agenda than most countries but this kind of behavior is NOT typical. I’m an American and I think she’s just as stupid as you do.
Woah woah woah. Don’t you dare group her in with the rest of us! Not all Americans are idiots. You just made your whole point invalid by saying she’s a “typical American”.
How offensive.
If we’re going to be technical here, the population of males in america is slightly higher than females, so therefore the typical american isn’t even a girl, hardly a twilight fan. So therefore this is an atypical american.
She has brain damage, that’s what is wrong with her. I’m American and I agree with you, and I fucking love British people and I find their accents charming. THIS BITCH IS STUPID IGNORE HER STUPIDITY. I hope she gets raped in the eyeball by a werewolf.
I just want to say that I’m American, and although I understand where you’re coming from, please don’t assume we’re all like this. I promise you, not everyone is like this, and if someone is, we’re all just as ashamed as you are. It’s not our fault, I promise.
I really resent this comment. “Americans” are not “typically” this stupid. A good portion of the ENTIRE human race is though. So I’m sure there are a good plenty of idiots in whatever country you come from, yourself included I’m sure.
Let’s not fight fire with fire and ignorance with ignorance. Please and thank you!
We can all just agree that there are some idiot EVERYWHERE.
It is impossible to escape them.
But there are intelligent people in those same places.
The concentrations might just be different.
…and then I made a spelling mistake.
I meant to say: We can all just agree that there are some idiots EVERYWHERE.
jfc.
I feel stupid.
Wow. Who ever wrote this is a true dumbass. The British were ON the American side in WW2. Not against them. And anyone with half a brain can tell that a story about a teenage wizard is much better than one of a sparkly douchebag “vampire” who stares at people while they sleep.
Are you a lesbian? I think so.. you femnazi, go lick a pussy or something.. i have seen eekward/jawhorb teams.. but bella swan fan girl.. wow thats something new.. bitch get a life.. Harry Potter is a neo classic (i doubt you know what neo means), along with Narnia, LOTR, Wonderland, Lyra Bellaqua and tons of other LITERATURE, its a part of my childhood. I have many pointers to prove why HP or rather any Fantasy novel is better than Twishit.. But ^ these wonderful and Amazing people have already done that. You my dear child have proven your self how low living organism you are.
1. BITCH SPELL THINGS CORRECTLY…
2. Slangs.. really darling.. wow.. you really need to face reality, your future is not bright.
3. Violence… Are you fuckin kiddin me bro.. Its real.. there has to be a conflict between the good and the bad. like the REAL world Unlike the sparkling faggots in twilight where they “fight” “”EVIL”” vampires while playing baseball. lulz..
4.TORTURE.. Again Reality.. People arent hopeless nitwits like you to imagine a perfect world.
5. I bet you are a 300 pound overweight slag who is craving for a dick. Again reality, face it bitch.
6. Slang- you are a cunt… :p
7. you are a bigot who thinks her country is in the top of the world and the representative of your country’s worse mistakes on a social site. you fuckin Nymphet do not generalize people, I myself have many American and Brit FB friends , and they are awesome,. Its because of people like you that the States gets a bad name.
8. you are a homophobe.
9. you are clearly brainless and dumb.
10. “Men do not wear dresses” … Say this exact sentence in Scotland and you will get raped for it.. ever heard of a clothing item called KILTS. Hence proves point 9.
11. Bellatrix is our Queen… nuff said. and lastly
12. YOU NEED TO GET LAID BADLY.. YOU MUDBLOOD.
Get a paternity test to confirm my slang.
peace 🙂
-Slytherin Prefect 🙂
oh and Avada Kedavra :p
Marry me?
*and falls silently to the ground in pain*
1. You swear much, much worse throughout the course of this article.
2. People do die. The book hasn’t made up some horrible afterlife, nor did it teach that killing people is okay. People die in real life. It’s sad, but true. It is, also, natural.
3. Yes, it’s wrong. THAT’S WHY THEIR VILLAINS. It does not say “Torture is fun! Lets all go and kill people!” In fact, it makes those things very unappealing by showing that only evil people do that kinda stuff.
4. America is slowly failing. Its economy is collapsing, its glory days are over. I’m not saying that america sucks, nor am I saying that Britain is better.
And also, read back what you wrote. It was disgusting and racist. Your logic was twisted.
What you did was kinda like this…
“Left-handed people, on average, are smarter than right-handed people. Therefore, if you have a left-handed child, it will be a super genius, and if you have right-handed child, it will be an idiot.”
See the flaw in you logic now?
5. You think American people don’t do that? And, FWI, the British version of English came first.
6. I’m Canadian, and here we laugh about how stupid American accents are. (Not really. We Canadians are nice and not racist… Unlike Some)
7. That logic is so flawed it hurts. You think that, because people don’t look like your ideal of beauty, that they are hideous? Not only are you racist, your also judgmental. Great. (Also, they all grew up to be very attractive people, even Neville, who was a very, very awkward child)
You just insulted Santa by saying beards are creepy. No presents for you, bitch.
8. Um, what? Your saying that because villains are evil, they aren’t good villains? xD
And how Voldemort always waits till the end of the school year, that just shows how good J. K. Rowling is at creating deep characters. You see, even with all his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.
1. You didn’t sweared in your whole life?
2. Wake up, sleepy princess, this is real world! At Hogwards we don’t have vampires who live forever, we know dead is natural.
3. Read 2.
4. if you can’t understand what a British genius is saying, you are like rubbish…British people are clever, beautiful and they have very cool voices and accents.
5. Are you nine? Every child can understand that. Even a dog…But, now , I insulted dogs.
6. Becouse, you’re familiary with your simple English…In Harry Potter they’re Brithish, so they’re different.
7. In your sparkle vampire world all of people are hot and beautiful/ handsome?
At Hogwards, we have funny gingers( Fred and George), we have a smart mudblood( like Harmonie), we have a brave wizard( Harry) and lots more…
You just have a girl who jumped in sea becouse he “true love broked her heart”. I mean seriously?
So, how you said, Santa is creepy too?
8. You said that at 3.
You know, Americans think they are the best, but they aren’t.
Why you hate Harry Potter?
Becouse you can’t understand someone with a superior mind…
Now, a part of Harry Potter fans hate you.
So, now, you are evil.
Well, that was all.
Go Potter!
yaaaaaaaaaay some sense!!!!thanks so much for calming me down after this ignorant bitch winded me up:)
Whoever wrote this is a dumb whore. Yes, Twilight IS AMAZING, and Potter fans are wrong to insult it all the time but HARRY POTTER IS SO GREAT! And… None of these points make sense. Whoever wrote this should go to hell for spreading blesphamy
Wow, your stupid. Harry Potter is amazing. In Twilight they cuss, they have sex, and Bella is practically a whore. So get the fuck over yourself. Thanks.
You are a bitch. Twilight is a whore book/movie with an actress who has no emotion. Harry Potter teaches kids to not let others get killed because of yourself. HARRY FREAKIN WENT ALONE AND ASKED FOR DEATH. Twilight. It teaches kids that if you don’t have a boyfriend, your life is over. And vampires that sparkle? And look like normal humans? They’re supposed to be Undead. Undead means you look like a zombie basically, and no fangs? Bitch please.
You’re like Rebecca Black, but a journalist. No one likes you.
Calling this idiot a journalist is an insult to journalists everywhere.
Sweety, please go see a psychologist. You seem to need one as fast as possible.
As I am sure you have already heard, this article is horrendously littered with both grammatical and factual errors. While I would love to argue with you, I will not, because you are obviously not going to bother changing your opinion. However, on behalf of everyone who adores the Harry Potter series, I would like to thank you for spelling “siriusly” in memory of Sirius Black, as so many of us do. Seriously. 🙂
FAIL. There’s a name for people like you who believe Twilight is good; illiterate morons.
POTTER FTW!
are you a fucking moron?
Sweety, please do see a psychologist soon. You seem to be needing it as fast as possible.
I have officially never read such a bunch of absolute garbage, siriusly that was horrific, it could even be as bad as my immortal, and it’s quite obvious that you don’t know the first thing your talking about right now, so either you’re trollin or your just fuckin moronic.
Hugs and Kisses from your hater/Flamer,
Time-Turner
To say the least, the books grew with the characters. That’s why the book may not seem like a children’s book. Also, the books in the Harry Potter series are much better literature. You cannot and SHOULD NOT judge a book by what country that the book was written in.
Also, torture is part of the story line. Is Breaking Dawn now bad because Bella went through complete torture to give birth to her child?
Also, I’d like to point out that the British fought with us in every war, except the Revolutionary war and war of 1812
To the conclusion, don’t say that Harry Potter fans are rude. This whole blog post is rude to those that are different-Hermiones not the prettiest, and shes nerdy; Luna’s different, but she’s more same than anyone in the book; who cares if rons a ginger?; Harry is special because of his scar; dumbledore is gay, but so what? The older generations can’t have homosexuals? What kind of one sided bias is that?
This blog is completely rude and hypocritical.
Meyer writes about the life SHE would like to live in,
You are an idiot. None of your points are valid arguments AND your article is biased. For one thing, swearing is a part of life. Plus every culture has different views on swearing. The only swear word I know if “NOT MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH!” and that was because Bellatrix almost killed Ginny. And the whole it teaches us that death is natural and ok is BULLSHIT!!! Death IS natural and ok dumbass. That was just stupid. And trust me, I know a lot about death. By the time I was 10, I had already lost 3 grandparents and one of my uncles. If anything, the books help us learn how to deal with death and that no matter what, the ones we lost are always with us. “The ones that love us never really leave. ” – Sirius Black that is a perfect example. And yes, good and bad people die, but that’s howit is in the real world. Innocent people die every day as do the very worst people. That’s just how life is. The teaching us that torture and violence is ok is also stupid. I and many others have read the books and there has never been anything in the news about someone torturing someone or killing someone because they learned it from Harry Potter. Villains torture and kill because they want to and they can. They don’t care. The British argument was stupid and racist. We fought WITH the British and the Soviet Union AGAINST the Axis Powers. And, America is no better than anywhere else. We are all the same. There is good and bad everywhere. And DUMBLEDORE IS NOT CREEPY!!!!! He did everything he could to save the world from evil. And the villains being unrealistic, nope. Most villains ARE kinda insane. And loo at Snape. Sure at one point he WAS a death eater, but his love for Lily helped him see the light and he risked everything to keep Lily and Harry safe, even though he didn’t show it. So overall, you better be trolling. If not, then this proves that you lack brain cells and common sense. See ya troll/idiot.
*supposed to be LOOK at Snape. and also, at least Harry Potter characters have EMOTIONS and actual personalities and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Look at Neville, nobody ever thought he would do anything, but in book 7, he was a total BAMF. He led the DA, fought valiantly, stood up to Voldemore LIKE A BOSS, and killed Nagini.
Can’t tell if trolling or really f-ing stupid.
I honestly read this thinking the person was who wrote this was joking. Like c’mon, what kind of a person says the voltaire are real?! Who would argue the merits of two fantasy series (pl?) by how REALISTIC they are. I was laughing pretty darn hard-ESPECIALLY at the jingoistic America is better than everyone else part. That was completely disregarding the fact we are the only country to have ever used nuclear weapons with the aim to kill innocent human beings right?
I’m not going to argue why Harry potter is better because the stupidity of this twilight fan alone should be sufficient. Obviously, of you’d like to discuss these two books based on the morals they instill, Harry potter is far better. One series advocates teen pregnancy and dropping your entire future for love because you need a vampire boyfriend to survive. Another series suggests self sacrifice and world peace are a necessity for the ultimate trumping of evil. I don’t know about you but I think the answer is pretty clear.
here is 1 reason why hp is better than Twishit!
1: “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and
doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important
it
is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King
Wow, a waste of my time. I’m not even going to argue.
Oh dear dear. There is so much wrong with this blog post. You’re concerned about swearing being too influential on little kids, but your movie’s main girl called a bunch of kids “retards” and sits on her porch smoking pot. What about the message of your movie? “I need a boyfriend to feel validated.”
I have a question do you know how to spell? your fucked up on your spelling all over this page.
Your Racist! your saying that because it’s british it sucks? no offense but what has america contributed to this world but fast food and war? seriously.. and Twilight makes vampires seem gay, have you seen the twilight movies? robert patterson has gay all over him. then there’s bella who cant do anything while the women in Harry Potter are amamzing and independent and have a lot more personality then the whore of twilioght.
Wait so do think that gay’s turn straight with age or something…?
Death is natural.. just saying.
Also your points are not valid.
Harry Potter was targeted for young adults.. not kids.
They have sex in breaking dawn.. so your argument is invalid.
Honey….if it wasn’t for Britain, there wouldn’t BE an America. Think back in history. They created us.
ahahahahahaha i love how it says “be the first to like this post. out of how many people read this nobody likes it. you’d think that’s clue enough that its terrible. also, I’m curious, was spelling seriously “siriusly” a nod to Sirius? or yet another spelling error.?
omg you are actually a fucking moron, britain did not fight against you in ww2 you utter dickslap, your superior american school system clearly isn’t working, i love america but you are the worst kind of ignorant dickhead
You did NOT just say that. I really truly feel bad for you.
Harry Potter is a story about the real world. It has nothing in it that doesn’t teach you something. It has taught me so much, but you’ll never know. feel so sorry for you.
Believe in magic
Believe in the hero
Believe in light
Beleive in yourself.
You’re a sick person
haahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha’
xD
this is just too funny, I mean, TOO FUNNY!
& stupid, so stupid.
Girl, you really need to mak better facts than those, and still, can’t win.
Just so EPIC FAIL’ xD
Well at least Harry Potter doesn’t have the main female trying to kill herself when 1 of the main males leave……..and By the way ……..It is better to have the good guys get killed then the main female almost killing herself in the 2nd book…………….Good lesson for the KIDS!!!
wow…wat an article…il salute u with my middle finger….
I was about to write a Very long thing about how you are a dumbass, but then I realized, it’s not worth it, a dumbass who likes Twilight and hates Harry Potter? Impossible to even talk to. You might as well go die. In fact, please do.
Also, your grammar and spelling it possibly the shitiest thing ever. (after Twilight, of course.)
Go take a freakin’ history class. NOW!
Did I mention, your a dumbass.
This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever read. Why don’t you stop saying stupid things about an amazingly written series and take a second look at the crap you’ve been championing. 1. Little kids read those books too (crazy parents..). They have sex in them! They cuss! 2. None of the characters have any depth and the story isn’t emotional at all because nobody good dies in Twilight. In Harry Potter, yeah, some characters die. But that just makes the story hit home even harder, because in real life, good people do die! People love Harry Potter characters, and then people obsess over the stupid depthless characters in twilight. 3. Torture and prejuduce HAPPEN. Look at the news! 4. Okay, now you’ve really pissed me off. I’m American, and I can safely say that alot of British things are better. So get off of your fucking high horse, and stop creating a bad name for Americans everywhere. 5. It’s not confusing, you’re just a dumbass. 6. I don’t even know what to say about this, everything about it is so wrong. The MOVIES are CRAP? Look at Twilight movies. TWILIGHT MOVIES ARE CRAP COMPARED TO HARRY POTTER. Harry Potter movies are BRITISH, you idiot. 7. I think you suck. Honestly. You should die. In a hole. Our characters are better than any i’ve ever read. Hermione is clever, and helpful, pretty, and a good heroine. Ron is brave and a good friend. Harry is selfless, heroic, brave, but none of them are perfect, making them even better. and 8. *ahem ahem*. Our villans are good, as far as villans go. Again with the whole REALISM thing.
Your Conclusion:
Twish*t, while a decent book when there’s nothing else around, cannot hold a candle to Harry Potter. And you are clearly an idiotic Muggle. You’re ranting about something that you obviously know nothing about, because everything you’re saying is false. You. Are. Pathetic.
What a load of bullshit. I’m not even going to try to explain how these reasons aren’t exactly reasons, because I don’t think you’re intelligent enough to understand even the simplest of things. But please, if you want to slate Harry Potter, don’t compare it to shitty Twilight, and in fact, don’t bother slating it at all because us Potterheads will kick your arse.
Okay first of all I could write a ten page essay on why this is so idiotically wrong, but I feel it would be a waste of time. Oh and by the way if cussing is so bad why did you cuss like five times in the post. And the thing is there are actually sick psychopaths out there like Voldy and Bella, which is scary to think about but true. And just because it’s British doesn’t mean it sucks, racist much. And whats wrong with ugly characters, what you said about Harry and Ron being ugly isn’t exactly true, but with Hermione it’s part of the character, it’s what makes everything about her come together. And the plot is so much better than Twilight, I mean the Twilight plot is okay, but it’s so freaking unoriginal, and the way the writer portrays it is just sick and wrong. Again I could write a ten page essay on why just your statements are false, but I think above is enough evidence!!
Seriously girl… watch your mouth before you said smth about the harry potter series… everyone in the world knows JK, few people know stephanie meyer… JK wrote a serious story with a great plot and round characters, stephanie just wrote smth about a dream she had -.- edward is a sadist, bella is a depressing emo who petrifies and dies on the inside when her boyfriend dumps her… GET A GRIP and read smth worth your time!!!! AND DON’T INSULT THE BRITISH!!!!!!!!
You obviously don’t know anything about literature. The thing is death IS ok and natural, its a part of life. I have to go, I will be back
Ahaha okay, swearing? what two words? mhmm bitch is a female dog, technically its not a swear, but it is used like that. ahaha i love how u dont say tht in twilight, all the 4th book in the beginning is about sex. You probably LOVE edward, he was played by cedric diggory, deal with it, harry potters dark?bella put herself in danger for months just to hear edwards voice.
HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING, TWILIGHT WILL NEVER BEAT ITS RECORDS.
You made me laugh, I will give you that. But, speaking as an American, please stop making us ALL look bad by being so ignorant.
It does not take very much to be better than twilight. My eleven year old sister wrote scary short stories better than twilight.
And for the love of wizard god, check your spelling and reasons!
Britain has a 900+ year old time lord that travels around time and space in a blue box with young women. THEY WIN.
Okay, You are retarded. All right. Shall I count the reasons? Let us start from number one. Swearing. There is nothing wrong with a little swearing, the word ‘Bitch’ is used ONCE and ‘hell’ isn’t really a bad word, neither is ‘bloody’ get over yourself and grow the hell up. Reason Number 2, Violence. Have you not read or seen Twilight? there are giant fight scenes in EVERY one and, I hate to break this to you darling but, people die in twilight too. Death IS a natural thing, it is inevitable. JKR was heart broken at killing off some of her favorite characters but she had to because life isn’t all good. Bad things happen to good people. Reason Number 3, Torture. I have one thing to say about this one. JANE! Jane, Jane, Jane, Jane,Jane! (and yes, that is technically one thing just repeated over and over again) Reason Number 4, It’s Brittish. I am not even going to dignify this with a response…. Reason Number 5, It’s Confusing. If Harry Potter confuses you, you have to be too stupid to tie your own shoes, alright, there are only like one or two phrases per book that a normal human being, from anywhere in the world, wouldn’t understand. Reason Number 6, The Movies Are Crap. HAVE YOU SEEN KRISTEN STEWARTS ACTING?!?!?!? Harry Potter movies are amazing and pretty damn accurate. Last I checked, a god fifty percent-at least- of twihardws HATE the twilight movies. Reason Number 7,The Characters Are Ugly. KRISTEN STEWART! I rest my case. And this comment really pisses me off, “Old people aren’t supposed to be gay” Sexuality does not CHANGE with age you complete half-wit. Reason Number 8, The Villains Are Unrealistic. Yeah, because Vampires totally exist… And, in closing, in case you haven’t noticed, even the brilliant star of Twilight that everyone adores, HATES the series and would MUCH rather be back on the Harry Potter set. Think about that, the main actor HATES it.
P.S. Learn how to use spell check, you just look stupid
you do realize that most of what you said was false, correct?
especially about britain in WWII… we were on the same side… and we won.
and you’re an idiot. i’ve read both series. the only reason that i now side with the potterheads is because the twihards create sh!t like this.
What is Twilight teaching people?? That risking your life for a guy is OK?? This was a EPIC FAIL!!!!
Sorry, but are you stupid?! First: Dead IS natural! And about the “it says, teasing others is okay” that’s totally wrong! That’s why Harry wins! And Harry Potter is abour friendship! Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. And Twilight Movies?! Bella never smiles! In the book she was sarcastic and funny, but in the movies she’s always like: o.o HP films are muuuch better!!
oh and btw u spelled seriously “siriusly” 😛
The reason they have “funny accents” is because they’re BRITISH, dumbass! That was a requirement And of course she makes “good guys” die. American people, who you would think of as “good guys” go to war against others and they die. t makes it realistic! And America did NOT fight against the British in WW2, they were our allies, once again,l shall say, dumbass! And the villains are INSANE, i acknowledge that, but that’s why they enjoy killing. just because its british doesn’t mean its worse. and they wait til the end of the school year because that’s just how kong good planning takes. people/dumbasses like you make me lose faith in all humanity.
You are obviously a sadly misinformed person. Harry Potter, despite the OCCASIONAL swear word is far better for young people to read than Twilight because Harry Potter is all about Love. Twilight is about this un-natural obsession that an idiotic teenage girl feels for a vampire. That is just sick and unnatural. Also, in the 4th book, there are some pretty graphic sex scenes, not to mention violence. So to say that Harry Potter is worse than twilight in that sense, is pure hypocrisy. You did not make one valid argument in your post, and I will ALWAY like twilight better than Harry Potter, because Harry taught me how deep love can be, and twilight taught me that its okay to throw yourself off a cliff if your teenage boyfriend dumps you……..
Dosen’t even deserve a long comment about what i think about this. Jk Rowling taught us not to waste our breath and knowledge over something so pathetic and unworthy. What did Stephenie Meyer teach you… Oh and I’m British and our actors and actresses Kick your film industrus ass 🙂
You, my friend, are arrogance embodied.
I have a story for you! It’s called:
THE SMALL MINDED GIRL AND THE IRONY SHE SPEWED.
Once upon a time there was a girl who did post upon the internet. She posted about the indignities of profanity but she said “fucking” she scorns Harry Potter but misspelled Seriously as ‘Sirius-ly’ (Now THAT ONE was funny…)
You’re a dumb bitch who needs to get he facts strait!
Can’t tell if serious or trolling.
The “that teaches people that death is ok and natural!” part got me. IS IT NOT? Is it unnatural for someone to die? What’s wrong with you man?
I’d speak of the other reasons too but they are absolutely ridiculous. How attractive a character is has nothing to do with the quality of the book. The ‘it’s British part’ was racist, the villain part…the villains are SUPPOSED to be creepy, scary and sadistic bastards.
In a few words…your post was an…EPIC FAIL!
I can safely say you are a racist bastard.
And honey, you are obvs a stuck up American.
Get the fuck over yourself. At least Harry Potter has a fucking meaning, Twlight is a fantasy about vampires and sex.
And last i checked, “bloody hell” isn’t swearing. And don’t complain about swearing if you go throw it about yourself, freaking hypocrite.
so FUCK YOU and GET A FUCKING LIFE.
Sincerely, every Potterhead and British person who reads this bullshit.
Also, HOW DARE YOU INSULT HERMIONE AND LUNA, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY 10 TIMES MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU CAN EVER HOPE TO BE AND THEY ARE FICTIONAL. Dumbass.
Are you fucking stupid? I guess so, you watch/read Twilight. You need to back to school and learn how to spell, and read an ACTUAL book, not this dumb vampire shit. Lmao, you say HP is too violent? So werewolves trying to kill a Vampire and a Vampire getting a human girl pregnant while she is simultaneously hunted isn’t violent? Alright, sure. Whatever you say. You’re trying to come at Americans and British people. That’s just plain ignorant and stupid. Learn some respect and find something half-decent to read.
Alright listen here you little bitch I have read twilight and the part where Edward and Bella have sex is so disgusting and long I can write one “and so they fucked” and if you don’t know this stephenie (bitch) meyer made the character Bella when thinking of herself and she said she had a dream about it well last night I had a dream that I’m going to travel “OOMMGG I should write a book” if I remember well a wise man once said “it does not do to dwell on dreams” and as for the “not my daughter you bitch” part was to show how molly cared about her children hell she even cared for Harry oh yeah like there aren’t people who kill for fun now! As for death yeah it’s okay my baby cousin died I know it’s natural soo in other words GET A LIFE YOU WHORE
You are racist for calling the British accent ‘a funny accent’ and you’re obviously a homophobic for saying that it’s creepy for an old person to be gay! You are a stupid little bitch (yes I said bitch, call me Molly weasley if you must) who needs to get a grip. Swearing in the books is realistic, i mean seriously, twilight is full of American teenagers and they never swear, really? Death is natural! It happens all the time ffs! It shows that not everything has a happy ending, at least JK Rowling isn’t scared of bumping off her favourite character unlike Stephanie Meyer! Actually it’s made in the uk by mostly British people, is twilight the highest grossing series of the whole time? I think not you racist! Hermione a frizzy haired dork? Have you seen bella? I think a frizzy haired dork is better than a stupid emo who is totally dependent on having a boyfriend. They’re called robes.. Not dresses. It’s just like wearing a long coat! You have nothing against homosexuals? You say old people shouldn’t be gay? Wth? Unrealistic villuans because they torture people for no reason? You are really dumb aren’t you? Voldemort waits till the end of a school year to attack Harry because it’s the build up you freak! At least voldemort doesn’t come to attack and kill then walk away because they realise they’re wrong! You call them villains? Real villans would have attacked anyway! May I remind you that Robert pattinson was also in Harry potter and he said he prefers Harry potter and that Edward is a troubled character that doesn’t think straight. Twilight will NEVER be as good as Harry potter because Harry potter is about standing beside each other and fighting for your family, making friendships last and standing up for what is right, while twilight teaches that the most important thing is to have a boyfriend. You want realistic? Try reading a book that isn’t about a VAMPIRE being madly in love with a human and not drinking human blood. Go back to sleep.. You racist, homophobic twi-tard.
You’re a complete idiot. Americans have no culture of their own, or identity for that matter. The English are the masters of the English language & are thus the masters of English literature. Too much death? Too complicated? Too much swearing? . . . J.K Rowling knows she has a mature, intellegent readership who can handle everyday issue like death, and who can comprehend literature that doesn’t have a plot made for cretins. (cough- LikeTwilight -cough). Actors are there to ACT, they’re not supermodels, they need not look good. The British are the founders of the English language, the way they speak it is ideally how the language should be spoken. American accents sound nasal & annoying. J.k Rowling highlights the fact that not all is rosy by having warped villains who torture & kill. Twilight is about a glitter prince who craves puncturing his love interest’s vital blood vessels, is THAT not “WTF”.
CONCLUSION: You are very stupid & should be shot. C=
WHY WOULD YOU MOAN ABOUT THE SWEARING THEN SWEAR THE WHOLE WAY THROUGH THAT!? HYPOCRITE!
Okay, I am a Harry Potter fan. I do not like Twilight very much, but have read the books. I respect your decision to like Twilight, but please, for the love of God, if you MUST insult HP, please find a reasonable argument. I have yet to see one by any Twilight fan. I know many smart people who prefer Twilight to Harry Potter, but that is based on personal opinion not on incorrect facts.
So, you say cursing is bad, and then you say the f-word? That makes absolutely no sense. You need to get a brain. Voldemort and Bellatrix do kill and torture people. But that is because THEY. ARE. THE. BAD. PEOPLE. When they torture people, it won’t make kids think that it is ok, but it’ll make the kids hate them more. You say Harry Potter is depressing? Have you read the first two pages of Twilight? I have read it, and I completely regret it. It was the most awful piece of crap I have ever read. You seriously think America is better than Britain? I’m American, and I’m proud, but really, so many good things have come from Britain.
Harry Potter can be a little confusing, but the books are so detailed you’d have to be stupid not to understand it, and the slang is what makes it British. Plus, when I first watched Twilight, I couldn’t follow it, and eventually fell asleep because it was so boring. Also, the Twilight books are so annoyingly simple. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a second grade reading level.
OK. Let’s get something straight, the Harry Potter movies are amazing. Even some of my Twilight-loving friends have told me that. In response to the accents, THEY’RE BRITISH YOU IDIOT!! They have different types of British accents, depending on what part of the country they’re from, or they could be from a completely different country. That would be like saying southern people are hard to understand, and they need to talk normal. Next, the scar and glasses are a trademark of Harry Potter!!! Hermione’s hair is frizzy in the first two movies, and have you seen the Goblet of Fire? Luna is odd, but that’s part of her personality. So is the way she dresses. Ron has always been adorable, never ugly. But now he is hot, and you can’t deny that.
“Beards are creepy”? And his mustache makes him look evil? So,Santa is creepy and evil? You are being so ridiculous. He doesn’t wear a dress, it’s a robe. And, obviously, if you’re gay when your young, you’ll always be gay. Can I make that any clearer?
Voldemort kills people because he is the villian! Last I checked, your dumb vampire villians kill people, whether for fun or not. He doesn’t purposfully wait until the end of the school year to attack Harry. It just happens that way. I have no comment on them having bad hair.
By the way, DEATH IS NATURAL!!!!!!!
Are you serious? This is probably the most biased Twilight v HP debate yet! Smackin on British people? Yeah, I’m pretty sure your precious Rob Patterson has one! And the death thing, people die all the time, there’s no denying that. You can just not ask for it, you know. You may aswell put it in because it IS natural and it’s a part of life that has to be exOh, P.S.: You might wanna use spell check next time 😉
Ha! Your funny!
A) Ron is HOT. Your JEALOUS of Hermione. And I don’t know f your a GRANDer or not but if your bot WEIRD like Luna then your not GRAND!
B) The villians arefar more realistic gan sparkling fairies.
C) Who are you to talk bout England like that!?
D) Let me point out my favorite.holiday song…
Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away! Bella dies, Jacob crys, POTTER ALL THE WAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
You half don’t make me giggle.
As far as I can recall although I dislike Twilight I have read it, Bella slits herself – self harm inflicting on young children. Yeaaahhh sooooooooo right. They rip each other heads off there is a lot of death in it – more then Harry Potter.
I am British and I don’t hate America, only immature stupid (skjdsfnaskj) people do .
Is Stephanie a billionaire? No? Well J.K Rowling is, proving that she is much better.
Does someone pick up a twilight saga book and start to read it every 30 seconds? No? Well someone does for Harry Potter.
OH and before I forget, does Harry Potter promote teen pregnancies? No?! But Twilight does.
I could go on and on but hey I cant be arsed as I know, and so do many other people in the world know that Harry Potter is much better written and done.
Okay, you twihards have some sirius issues! You can’t even spell “Girls” *epic fail* Harry Potter is so better. Twilight has gay sparkling vampires and 108 virgins. (messed up) I’m not trying to hate or anything. But let’s just stop comparing Twilight and Harry Potter, they are two completly different things! But, If you want to compare and be hating on Harry Potter, I will crucio your little muggle arses. So lets just be friends because Harry Potter is 7,777,777 times better. We had Rob first and he even admits that Steph Meyers was crazy when she wrote Twilight and that he prefered to play Cedric Diggory. Bye, Twitards 🙂 POTTERHEADS RULE!!
What the hell is this crap..
I’m speechless -_- You’ve left me without words.
Um…..
Britain fought WITH us in World War 2…There’s even a picture out there somewhere of FDR and Churchill together, at a meeting.
And they won…
So technically, the only thing we have to boast over them is that America is number one…
And actually, we’re falling behind. So pretty soon, we can really boast about even THAT anymore.
You don’t really need to use a slang dictionary either, because J.K. Rowling leaves plenty of context clues.
And…um….OF COURSE THE VILLAINS ARE UNREALISTIC. WE ALL WISH HARRY POTTER WAS REAL, BUT SADLY, IT ISN’T. EVERYTHING ABOUT HARRY POTTER IS UNREALISTIC. FACE IT. That’s why you can go ahead and embellish the traits and the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter is unrealistik..but, Twilight is? what the fudge? And its not alot of swearing, Bella swears more. And hating on British people is just rude…like SIRIULSY?
At least it’s not some depressive ‘love triangle’ with sparkly fucks in it. Avada Kedavra you bitch
”It teaches kids that death is natural and okay’ IT IS NATURAL AND OKAY. omfg.
Oh and the villians kidnap and torture people in Harry Potter isn’t that what Victoria was going to do and what James did?
You swear while saying that the book has too many cuss words in it. Uhh.. what?
Αvada Kedavra you filthy thickheads! :@
You have no Idea how wrong you are!
All people see in the world are the bad things in everything in life but what you are ignoring is that all the good thing that come out of HP overpower the bad things easily! The whole world knows and loves this because they see the good in HP
I’m not saying twilight is bad – but it has no meaning compared to HP
and as one of Dumbledores wise sayings…
“It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live” – the whole idea of twilight is just a dream but in Harry Potter it opens your eyes! You can live the series and not just dream about a vampire coming to make you his wife after moving to a forest with your dad.
I would love to have a heated debate sometime about how wrong you are
And Bloody H*ell is an awesome catchphrase!
Wow, u said the f*** in one of the end paragraphs and u said swearing is NOT ok!!! wtf
LOL. Come on ppl, u gotta understand she’s kidding, i don’t think it’s possible to be that dumb….
And here’s a few realms why your argument is ridiculous and hypocritical:
Bloody hell is hardly swearing and Molly only says bitch once
Too violent eh.? Oh because there are no fights in twilight at all.. (that’s sarcasm btw, if you don’t understand)
Torture.. In twilight there’s that girl in the volturi who has the special power to torture people and she tortures Edward
British stuff is so much better than your American stuff; chocolate and tea to name but a few. Also, the harry potter film that made the least out of the whole series made much more than the twilight movie that made the most money in the series. Also the Americans and british fought alongside each other in the war and you Americans didn’t even enter the war until halfway through. Sure we got money and supplies off you but still, learn some history
The actors don’t have funny accents, they’re British..!
Beards aren’t creepy, and they’re called robes. They wear robes because they are wizards. Funnily enough, people who are gay when they are younger grow older and become old homosexual people
Wizards are more realistic than vampires. He didn’t wait until the end of the school year, that was when Harry went back to hogwarts and voldemort knew where he was only then. Oh and the volturi wear cloaks too
And that is why your argument doesn’t work.
Finally, twilight is a fad. Potter is a lifestyle.
Lmao!!! I don’t even know where to start. There is so much wrong with your logic it would take me half a century to correct it all so I’ll just stick with a few arguments a simpleton like youdelf should undersand. Firstly you argue that because the US is the ‘most powerful country’ in the world thus Twilight is by default better than HP?! I’ll have you know that I can eat a can of alphabet soup and sh*t out a better story than twilight. JK Rowling is an outstanding writer who created an entire world from scratch. The HP books are loved worldwide by young and old. Twilight is aimed at hormonal teenage girls!
As for your bashing of the English accents in the movie, last time I checked the language was ENGLISH!!! Therefore originating in ENGLAND!! and seeing as most the cast are ENGLISH they will speak with an ENGLISH accent. If you want to Americanise everything then I suggest you make up your own language and stop speaking English!! I have lots of friends who come from outside the UK and they’ve got no difficulties understanding the accents! Maybe you’re just a bit slow. Good day to you!!
This is actually stupid. I read up to number four then stopped – 2 reasons: Firstly, it looks like it’s been written by an illiterate 5 year old. (hello, ever heard of capital letters for names or proper punctuation?) and secondly, I’m pretty sure Britain did NOT lose World War II, in fact we won.. You need to get their facts straight before you pick on another country. -_- P.S. Ever heard of spell check?
I just lost my faith in humanity….. and you made me lose it…. How can someone come up with some many crappy yet stupid things to say about Harry Potter….. I mean…. everyone is free to have their own opinion, but this is just stupid and it makes the writer look like a dumb ass and an ignorant who lives in a little village in the middle of no-where, where nobody dies and everything is pink and sparkly….. I wanna throw up just by reading this!!!!
OMG, you can’t teach kids that death is a natural thing, OMG what did Jo Rowling THINK of? *sarcasm*
I have to tell you..these reasons are just stupid. Beards are creepy? Like, com an!
Anyone who actually thinks this is real is an idiot.
This was funny as hell though.
Great job 🙂
Gee, I certainly want to read Twilight again now. Thank you, I read both of them, and I prefer harry Potter. And honestly, please learn to spell and use grammar. Thank you.
BITCH ERES UNA RACISTA DE MIERDA , LOS BRITANICOS SON MEJORES QUE LOS ESTADOUNIDENSES TOTALMENTE! NO TORTURAN HIJA DE PUTA, ES UNA FICCION, EN CAMBIO TWILIGHT HABLA DE SUFRIMIENTO PERRA! LA GENTE MUERE TODOS LOS DIAS, ALGUN DIA TE VAS A MORIR PERRA! SABES QUE? DEJATE DE COJUDECES Y ANDA CON TU ESTÚPIDO TWILIGHT A OTRO LUGAR PERRA! SI NO TE GUSTA HARRY POTTER NO TIENES PORQUE HACER UNA MIERDA COMO ESTA. PERRAS COMO TU VAN A MORIR EN EL INFIERNO.
I have a few rants. One about your horrendous spelling and grammar. Another rant is about your view on villains. I also have another rant on how incredibly racist you are. I may throw a couple of other rants into this comment as well, we’ll see how it goes shall we?
If you are going to try and make your point here are a few tips. Firstly, make sure your spelling and grammar is correct or you’ll have a whole load of grammar nazi’s, such as myself, on your back. Now my grammar isn’t the best, I admit, but at least I know how to spell. If you are going to bother to make a long rant like this at least bother to say the words rather than abbreviate. I noticed you used the term “WTF” quite a lot when I’m am sure you actually mean “What the fuck”. Also, instead of writing “to” or “too” or even “two” you decided to write “2” which makes you seem plain stupid and completely uneducated. Okay, my rant on your horrendous grammar is over for now though it might pop up again soon.
Now, what is your view on a truly evil villain? For me, a truly evil villain is Voldemort or Bellatrix. A truly evil villain does torture and murder for their own sadistic entertainment, whether you like that or not it’s a fact. That is true evil. Some people may find that gross or unacceptable and that’s true, it is gross and unacceptable. But that is what makes them evil! That is what makes them a villain! The fact that they are so sadistic is the reason the are the form of evil. If you don’t want to read about that then fine. You are completely right in the sense that Voldemort is sadistic, J.K.Rowling herself says that. My point is that that’s what makes him a truly evil villain.
Next I have to talk about how racist you are. I am going to assume you are American since you seem to be very pro-American. Newsflash, just because something is American it doesn’t make it better. It’s the same for anything. Just because Harry Potter is British it doesn’t mean it’s bad. I know some very lovely American people but people like you set a bad example. Also, you said you can’t understand the British accent. That’s fair enough, you personally don’t find the accent easy to understand. That doesn’t mean that everyone finds the accent difficult to understand. I, being British, found those comments incredibly racist and I was extremely offended by that. Here’s a tip, if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. Now you may call me a hypocrite but this is different. You started it and probably published this to get a response, so here is my response, okay?
Now I’ll start ranting about your views on the Harry Potter characters. You said they are all ugly, pointing out the prime example of Hermione Granger. Hermione was written to be average! She wasn’t written to be extremely beautiful and to be tall, glamorous with golden hair! She was written to be average, something a girl could relate to! A nerdy girl with frizzy hair and crooked teeth. I can relate to that more than some lovely, popular girl that looks like a supermodel. Next you offended Luna, who I’m not even going into as Luna wouldn’t care what you thought of her as she is such a lovely carefree person!
You mentioned that Twilight is better as it does not have these things in it. But, surely, a relate able character, evil villain, and well thought out plot line is better. There is back story to each Harry Potter character, even if it didn’t make it into the books it is there. J.K.Rowling has it written down somewhere. That is something that Twilight doesn’t have nearly as much of. Stephenie Meyer doesn’t have any depth in her story. If you read this, thank you for taking the time and I hope I get a reply or two. 🙂
Also, Robert Pattinson (however you spell his last name) is British and has a British accent.
You are right!!! You just broke her little thing!
You are absolutely correct.
Yes British people have accents, but so does every other person in the whole world. Most people find American accents confusing and weird but they don’t go on about it for two pages!
Seriously, Get A Life- to the person who wrote the blog. You set a bad example to others. And for your information, those elements that you said are in Harry Potter, every single one of them can be found in Twilight.
“I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.”
Are you serious?
Your little “essay” here has only helped to further perpetuate the stereotypical idiot teenage fangirl.
Please just stop. You’re only embarrassing yourself, and the rest of your kind…
To think you actually believe that lame sparky attempt at a vampire film is better than a world renown classic shows how uneducated and illiterate you are. And the fact that you used the fact it’s British as a point shows how hard it is to find critisisms in Harry potter that is not share by twilight
And if you think the swearing in Harry potter is bad for kids, what about the sex and nudity moments in twilight. The film shows a constant sexual theme which isn’t very good for kids
You, Ma’am who made the post (LizzieBella) just got owned. everyone who posted here is correct unless you count the ones who supported you, which I don’t. Look up things and read better books. I mean for Godric sakes Twilight fricking sucks. Be a better person and chuck your Twilight books out the window, then go to your local book store and by some good quality, proper, good and awesome fictional novels. Like Harry Potter. Another thing, grow up. People swear all the time, just because they have british accents doesn’t mean that they suck, British are better, and I’m not saying that because I’m British I’m Canadian. So suck on that Bitch. I so want to go over to America where there are Twilight freaks and bad fat actors and Avada Kedavera your ASS.
Americans please do not take offecnce to that. Well all Americans besides LizzieBella here.
I don’t even know how to reply to this. I’m gonna go with posting this video mocking twilight.
someone put this as an ad on the site
You, my friend, are arrogance embodied.
I have a story for you! It’s called:
THE SMALL MINDED GIRL AND THE IRONY SHE SPEWED
‘Once upon a time there was a girl who did post upon the internet. She posted about the indignities of profanity but she said “fucking” she scorns Harry Potter but misspelled Seriously as ‘Sirius-ly’ (Now THAT ONE was funny…) ‘ you have no respect for British culture and little knoledge of your own. Before you begin to criticise something; for gods sake do some bloody research? Yes, we (Potterheads) agree, the films lack accuracy and are NOTHING compared to the books but like you said… You made them.
Harry Potter WAS my childhood. I am 15 years old and I began reading the books aged 6, they helped to raise me. The books send a beautiful and accurate message to children. They tell us that courage and love can light the darkest of nights and that true friends will never desert you; even when it’s the wise thing to do. The characters are bound to be a a little eccentric, IT’S A STORY!! But the basics are there. In life, though its hard to come to terms with, people kill each other, people can be evil: More evil that Lord Voldemort can ever wish to be. Every moment of this story is pondered upon! Even the word voldemort translates from Spanish as ‘return from dead’. You are an ignorant fool who deserves to be stupefied.
Bloody Americans.
you must be kidding; all your reasons are invalid! do you already read the books? i think that no; so you cannot insult harry potter; i dont like twilight but i dont make stupid websites with stupid reasons why twilight sucks or whatever you are just a typical american and ofcourse a fucking person that dont know what to do! really you stupid website piss me off!
totally crap………. are you in your senses they are not well just bloody valid reasons that TOILET is better than potter i can totally debate against it……… this is all foolishness……. just because you don’t understand what they say in the movie doesn’t mean that the movie is a crap…
seriously man you toilet lot don’t even know how to express your views……..and have you seen bella some ugly person with NO EXPRESSIONS AT ALL begging for edward or jacob wannabee ……..
you have no sense twilight is a useless book a crap and nothingelse
HARRY POTTER ROCK!!
Im british and that was VERY offensive. Grow up and get a life, hp is number one.
ANTI-BRITISHIST.
God, they should have contryist now. Use some logic. JK Rowling is clearly better than Stephenie Meyer, for many reasons, check the 100 reasons blog which uses reason and actual logic. It is dark to teach us lessons. But I guess you don’t understand that. Stephenie Meyer teaches nothing; except having a sparkling boyfriend is potentially dangerous. HP teaches important lessons, and it is enjoyed by all, not just little teenagers who have little fantasys about their own sparkling boyfriends.
I just want to use this:
Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
First get a dictionary. Then, brush up on your history skills. RACIST. YOU ARE HOMPHOBIC AS WELL. Jk rowling made Dumbledore for a reason. To prove a point.
Twilight has too much POINTLESS violence. The villans are unrealistic. Huh, the Volturi? I’m not scared of some hood-wearing vamps who look 1000000 years old who build up for this big battle, and then just walk away. And the ending.
IT SAYS:
The End.
Oh, how original.
And, yes, I did read it. It was awful. It promotes teen pregnancy. HP doesn’t. The villan is realistic, and teaches us lessons.
You said swearing was bad, but you swore. XD. HYPOCRITE.
And I can’t understand your american accent. People have accents. GET OVER IT.
And also, THE CHARACTERS AREN’T UGLY. What about Bella, Aro? They are soooo boring, plain and ugly. The characters aren’t creepy either. They are individuals, clever, smart and prove themselves. Bella almost dies when her boyfriend leaves. They fight in a war. I rest my case.
And, the graphics in Twilight are awful. JUST AWFUL.
And, the love is unreal. The baby can’t have even been made, if you look in to it.
JUST KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.
Wow. I have read Twilight but I always admit that Harry Potter is better. It is the girls that act like this that make me feel ashamed to say I read Twilight. But throughout the whole post the use of words used amused me the most. If you are going to trash a book then at least spell things correctly. Im not trying to change your mind or anything I am just saying that there are much better things to do then trash wonderfully written books. Also this thing is on a lot of Harry Potter pages on Facebook so be prepared for a lot more comments.
Girl, besides you’re and idiot and you just made some pathetic and ridiculous points, you should learn some orthography, SERIOUSLY. Get fucked.
What the heck?!?!??! America is better than Britain?!?!?! WTF??? Seriously, how could you sink THAT low??? America is more advanced than other countries in some ways, but not in all ways. Seriously, you make we Americans look like a bunch of ignorant stuck-up brats!!! HARRY POTTER FTW!!!
I mean your a a real human? Just checking because I think not. Before I even start I just need to point out that you made over 30 spelling and grammar mistakes. Also for talking about rude language , you sure do use it a lot. I mean because of people like you I am thinking “Why do I even live here?” We all do have different views and options we can express them freely but it is just the epic fail you have right here. Also just a question if Harry Potter is so depressing I don’t get anything about Twilight. First off it’s encouraging teen pregnancy which is just what we needed. It is telling pre-teen girls that if you don’t have a boyfriend and act like a Su!t you will not have a chance in life. While in Harry Potter it shows no matter how many people you know you always do have great friends always behind your back. Does “Twilight” talk about any of this , I really think not. Also it teaches you no matter a friend is lost there always there to show you love and hope. Not sparkling vampires that feed of animals and some humans. Then the Volturi is more like a club of sparkling vampires that force other sparkling things to have babies and marry. To me it’s more like people who enjoy watching live assault and rape. That’s just my view feel free to reply with hate or like.
~Thanks
-Naj12 (my nickname)
I’m British and I found this offensive. There was no British slang in the books at all. I don’t care if America is ranked hgher than Britain. The author of Harry Potter was clearly more educated than Stepehnie Meyer, because of the choice of words and the flow of the book is so much better than Twilight. You can tell that you’re a Twihard because the spelling and articulation of this post is terrible. Saying that Dumbledore is gay and therefore is not a good character is unacceptable. So what if he’s gay? He’s not a bad person, he’s a very good person who bad things have happened to. It’s intolerant.
I was very upset by this, and offended.
Also, Robert Pattinson is British, dumbass.
AND he was in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, first.
Ok. You think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I don’t mind, I mean some people just have bad taste in books. I have Twihards as friends, and it’s not an issue. But what I do find absolutely disgusting is that you think Twilight’s better than Harry Potter because Harry Potter is British. “British stuff is never as good as american stuff”. Yeah, who needs British stuff? Who needs telephones, electric circuits, jet engines, trains, lightbulbs, Pencilillin, sewing machines or TV’s? That’s stuffs just like… lame.
“Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better”. What kind of f’ed up logic are you using? Harry Potter could be from any country but it doesn’t affect it’s quality.
And we “LOST in WW2, right?”. Where to start in how wrong you can be in one phrase.
A) You’re basic facts are wrong. We (Britain) won World War II.
B) Unnecessary Caps Lock.
C) I’d just like some clarification on why winning or losing a war would affect the quality of a completely disconnected book.
“British people can be really bad”. Don’t worry, honey, that war was eighty years ago. Any “bad” people who survived defending their country and families at home are probably dead now anyway.
“Why do they have funny accents?” I really don’t know how stupid you can get. It’s called a British accent. You know, it’s weird isn’t it? You watch a film set in Britain with a cast made up almost entirely of British actors and actresses and they all speak in British accents. That’s really “funny”!
“they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE!” The rest of the world seems okay with British slang, and it’s only haters that don’t understand it. What a coincidence.
Let’s finish with “thats just plain RUDE.”. Hypocrite, much?
So just consider this, LizzieBella, a lesson in why you shouldn’t insult the British.
you are a legit dumbass
Are you and idiot?Or did your mom just drop yo uon your head to much?
I am a huge Twilight fan, but you just made me embarrassed to be a Twilighter (I don’t go by Twihard…I like Twilighter better). You just made yourself and all Twilighters and Americans looks like jack asses! You should be ashamed of yourself! You’re reasons are all stupid, and I have a solid argument for each of your reasons (and keep in mind, this is from a Twilighter and an American)
1. Swearing – All the American TV shows have worse swearing than that on a weakly basis. So I guess you are going to tell me that all TV Shows are bad too?
2. Violence – Twilight has violence too, idiot! What do you call James hunting Bella? What do you call the Wolf Pack going after Laurent, What do you call the battle with the newborns in Eclipse? What do you call killing all the newborns? What do you call the Volturi killing Irena in Breaking Dawn? I call that violence….and death is OK and a natural thing….news flash….YOU will die one day (and if you keep this kind of shit up, it won’t be because of old age or illness, it will be because you are murdered)
3. Torture – One word: Volturi. Anything the Volturi do involves torture….or how about James breaking Bella’s leg just because he wanted to hear her scream? And how about him videotaping it all? I loved James in the books, but he was a sadistic bastard who loved to cause people pain.
4. Americans are better than British? WRONG!!!!! Americans are some of the most spoiled and stupidest people in the world….we have the lowest test scores world-wide, and we have the highest crime rates anywhere…..what exactly makes America better?
5. It would only be confusing to stupid people……..I am an American, and I can understand the books and movies perfectly without any help.
6. The movies are not crap…..they are amazing….and they are a hell of a lot better than the first Twilight movies….if I hadn’t of read the books first, I would have never read the Twilight series, and I would have never seen another Twilight movie because Catherine Hardwick ruined the first movie, and Kristen Stewart needs to learn how to act, because she can’t act worth shit.
7. The characters are ugly? That isn’t even a valid argument. That is a matter of personal opinion, which means it has no standing in determining if one series is better than the other. BTW, in the movies, Edward is ugly, too…..even though Robert Pattinson use to be attractive. Oh, and Dumbeldore wears a ROBE not a dress….lots of guys do that….and FYI old people can be gay too….what, do you think young gay people grow up to be straight?
8. What do you mean what kind of villian likes to torture and kill for fun? ALL OF THEM DO! THAT IS WHY THEY ARE CALLED VILLIANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Volturi kill people just because they want do. James kills people just because he likes the thrill of hunting them…..
So before you post anything else, THINK about what you are posting….because just about every argument you made is either invalid in determining one series is better because it is all a matter of opinion, or can be turned around to apply to Twilight, too.
And thanks for making me be embarrassed to be a Twilighter and an American, since I have to share those titles with shitty bitches like you.
Btw, youre fucking messed. Nobody agrees with you, at all.
People always try ruin the fun.. Lots of great books have swearing..So does twilight. Vamps eat people and rip each other’s heads off. And have an uncontrollable thrust for blood.. If any book is violent it’s Twilight. British people rule. I’m not british but I love their accents and poshness. This page is just an example of a dim wit muggle who’s trying to stir up hate. in the words od Hermione “What an idiot”.
Are you serious?
that is the most retarded hypocritical and racist thing iv heard in a long time are her brains actually made of mince??
Can I just say, you think what Voldemort and Bellatrix do is wrong? Well, that’s the point of the “bad” people…-_-
Siriusly?
Saying America is better than England, in fact any country/island is, in a way, racist. No country is better than another, yes they may be more powerful, have a better leader, but no country is better than another unless in personal opinion, and to say what you said implied that you mean to say that America, no matter what others think is better than other countries, which is like saying not believing in God is the right choice for all, It is a lie, and in the America-England part, it is in a way racist and many people could take serious offence form it. So 1) before you start loading bull sh*t about American things being better than others, think about what you are writing, as, in a case like this, it could be racist. 2) Don’t start saying that America is better because it is powerful! that has nothing to do with anything HP/T. America may have better food or what ever, but you can’t say writing is better, because some people are blessed with a talent for writing and others are not. Being form a certain country has NOTHING to do with it.
And J.K. had every right in the World to use English ‘slang’! the book was first written for the UK, but America wanted to publish it and, by asking to publish it, they had to keep the same writing, I mean, American’s even bothered to change it to ‘Sorcerers Stone’ for NO REASON! So don’t go saying America is all high and mighty.
They is just TWO very small mistakes you made, trust me, if I had time, I would write a point like this/longer about every single mistake you made.
Also thought I’d add this: you must be hearing impaired if you can’t understand English Accents.
And the comment you made about Dumbledore being Gay, even adding ‘no offence’ is EXTREMELY offensive to Homosexuals/Bisexuals, you could actually be fined for what you said, you must be a truly naive person (I assume girl as many of Twilight fans are girls) to say that kind of stuff.
Luna, wow you stepped over the line there!! She gives examples to people that they can be who they like and not to be afraid of what people think, unlike Bella Swan who simply implies the necessity of having a boyfriend! How dare you say stuff about people who are simply far braver than you, by that I mean that they are brave enough to be who they are, and not judge a single person, you however, went on an extremely unacceptable rant b*tching about almost every main character.
Also, please learn to spell and learn the fact that numbers are not used in sentences to replace words…Child….
your a muggle
Says the personwho cant spell, at all.
Im an American, im ashamed of people like this.
Send me to London, please. PLEASE!
lol, this is a joke right? Or are you just an un-intelligent, horific cunt?
FAIL! xD
Look, I read Harry Potter. I’m a Potterhead. But I did read Twilight so my point is pretty valid.
Harry Potter is about confronting fears, inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
And just so you know, Jacob Black rides a motorcycle and can turn into a dog. That is so not original…Sirius Black can prove it.
When you read this comment and 10 seconds have past, I will set my hufflepuffs to FIND you!
And who do you think you are? Insulting Britain? They have a better economy than America has. A bunch of other places too. It doesn’t matter where a book is based on, where it is, or what race or sexuality of the author who wrote it. I’m an American but this is stupid.
Go home.
You better not be serious.
Ur such a dumbass twilight has sex in it that’s worse than cuss words & vampires that r emo & virgins like Rlly?!
You make me laugh Really…. Harry Potter is and ALWAYS WILL BE BETTER THEN TWILIGHT…
First off.. Sure there are a few swear words… but who really cares. Its LIFE. Are you living under a rock… its to VIOLENT? This world is full of war, crime, and everything else you can think of and Harry Potter is Violent.. give me a break. Villains in books and movies kill for no reason its who the are… Harry Potter is not the only one that has evil people killing for no reason. Voldemort and Bellatrix are far more better villains then Volturi they kill for PLEASURE as well and bite them.. Okay Deaths.. there was not a death in EVERY Book and people die everyday JK ROWLING wrote about the deaths because its a natural part of life. JK ROWLING’S story of Harry Potter made me cry more then once. She is a fantastic writer who can really move you and just can bring out your emotions. That is a sign of a good writer. Meyer is a horrible writer she can’t move you in her writing like Jo can.
REALLY… GIVE ME A BREAK ABOUT THE WHOLE ITS BRITISH AND YOU CAN NOT UNDERSTAND IT…. I am American and understood it just fine… and loved Harry Potter… I have to its better that way as well. Twilight is AMERICAN yes I know and it STINKS. So it being AMERICAN does not always make it better….. Harry Potter is better and who cares if its British or not…
Also the movies… sure they are british but JK ROWLING is British and the books were British and Britain does have some of the best actors around. Alan Rickman, David Thewlis just to name 2 great ones. Oh and Robert Pattinson was in HARRY POTTER Before playing a sparkly vampire.
CHARACTERS… THEY ARE AMAZING..
HARRY: IS STRONG AND TOUGH AND TOUGH US SO MUCH THE SCAR IS AWESOME ITS A PART OF WHO HE IS.
HERMIONE: IS A BEAUTIFUL AND SMART GIRL WHO TAUGHT US YOU CAN BE SMART AND STILL BE TOUGH AND STRONG.
LUNA: TAUGHT US ITS OK TO BE DIFFERENT… AND IS A BEAUTIFUL AS WELL.
RON/GINNY/FRED/GEORGE: ARE GINGER AND GINGERS ARE AWESOME.
DUMBLEDORE WEARS A ROBE…. SOMETHING ALL WIZARDS WEAR.
The characters in Harry Potter each teach us something about life and who we are. Twilight characters like Bella teach us you have to have a boy friend. Edward teaches us Vampires Sparkle. and Jacob is NOT A WEREWOLF. He is an Animagus who turns into a wolf.
Twilight just is horrible its about a girl who can’t decide between a wolf and a vampire that sparkles.
In the end Harry Potter is far better the Twilight and you just have no idea what your talking about.
Before you make fun and cut down Potter maybe you should read it. Cause your facts are taken so far out of context here… understand the story before you say anything. HARRY POTTER IS BETTER….. FOR SO MANY REASONS.
You are a dumbass
Twilight is a sexist unrealistic badly written cheesy not to mention kind if corny story posing as a “novel”
I does not deserve to be a novel
And who the fuck are you to say that the UK isn’t as good as America??
Hell of a lot less fat people in Britain than here in America
And honey, check your spelling/grammar
I’m on a phone and I can still type better than you
And Potterheads hate on Twihards because you guys hate on us, your stupid little whatever you call this thing here being exhibit A
Potterhead forever and always
Adios bitch!
please tell me this is a joke, otherwise you are an idiot, and kind of racist… you just kind of proved why twilight sucks, look at the dumbass twihards that point out most of the good things in HP and attempt (and fail) at turning them into a negative. it points out how bad torture is not good. ever heard of common sense? probably not, but you see it’s this thing that most people have.
harry pottr is all about love, bravery, friendship and being who you are. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. you may dislike the films, but hey, at least they didnt give people epalectic fits.
Dumb fucking ass. >_>
You are a MORON. In Britian they speak ENGLISH. I have read all the Twilight books so I am not uninformed. Too violent and too much swearing? Bella gets attacked in a ballerina studio and there is loads of blood. In Breaking Dawn there are multiple sex scenes and innuendo. Beards are creepy? Is that the best you can come up with. Harry Potter is not that hard to understand its just that your skull is so thick I’m surprised you can understand anything. But obviously your spelling needs work. I pity you because of how illiterate you are. Next time you wanna bag on Harry Potter come up with some more logical reasons.
I have five things to say to you 1. Learn to spell please for the sake everyones intelligence I hate reading things ant not being able to understand them 2. Britain and America fought side by side in WW2 3. the villains are actually very realistic 4. Death is natural but murder isnt and thats the point of Harry Potter trying to end the reign that murderer has over the wizarding world and 5. They commentabout Gays even if it was not meant to harm anyones feelings actually hurt mine and probably other people(i am bi).
I’m sorry but what the hell?! ‘British accents are wierd’?! What the hell!!! Your american language is called ENGLISH!!!!! We made most of the bloody world that you live in, and just because some of you guys are too STUPID to understand simple words, doesn’t mean that the books are any less in quality. Also, in life there are people who torture people. It’s a fact that some people have mental problems. So sorry for adding a little reality into the book, but if you don’t like it, you know how to deal with it. Don’t read the books. What is wrong with being an old person who’s gay?? Dumbledore only loved one person. He wears ROBES not dresses, and his beard is a sign that he’s wise. I think you need to come to terms with the world and who’s in it. The people aren’t ugly, you simpleton. If you think they are, you are deranged. Hermione has frizzy hair; so what?? She may be a ‘dork’ but what’s wrong with intelligence? Something you clearly lack. Luna dresses strangely, but it’s to show that she isn’t afraid to be herself, and I hope that you will understand that not everyone bows down to peer pressure and hides their beliefs.
how dare you insult the brittish!!! yes i am brittish and proud to be brittish! we do not all talk in slang!! btw harry potter is supermagafoxyawesomehot!!
from a proud brittish person
Ok. For one thing i live half way across the world but British is better than America and where do u think your sparkly fairy princess was born..? And dying is natural and it shows kids and others that killing yourself or death isnt a laughing matter. And bloody hell aint swearing..? And Twilight has like 2 swear words in every movie.. And normal people dont care how the characters look because its about knowledge and personality so u mustnt have alot of friends.. And atleast our characters can talk instead of blinking like a freakin annoying butterfly and kissing likr an african drinkin water for the first time in fifty years.. Twilight has copied Harry Potter in alot of ways so i would say get your facts write before posting.. kthxbai
Why Harry Potter is BETTER than Twilight.
I want to start off by saying that I read twilight. I have all the movies. I like it. Its not bad, but Harry Potter is my life. I’m a wizard rocker, I write fanfiction, I have a HP facebook page, I’m your Harry Potter loving poster child. I’m fine with you saying that you like Twilight
1.) I agree that there is a lot of language, but sooner of later you’re going to have to read a book with language. You’re going to have to realize that half the people in the world cuss. It’s bad, but its the real world.
2.) Like I said in the last paragraph, Death is something that happens. Sometimes, the good guys die. I mean, I wish Fred and Lupin and Dumbledore hadn’t died. But still. Life happens.
3.) I know there’s torture, but only by the bad guys/ on the bad guys. How is it so different that what James did to Bella?
4.) Did you know that Robert Pattinson is British?
5.) *Facepalm* I read this when I was 7, using something called “Reading in context” ever heard of it?
6.) They’re British. Get over it.
7.) Yeah, some of them aren’t super models, because they’re all REAL. It taught me that you don’t have to be a super model to be a good person. It taught me that all you have to be is smart and strong.
8.) what kind of sadistic moron? James? The Volturi? Seriously? its the real world. you can’t hide from it forever, you’re going to see it sooner or later.
Now I want to bring something to your attention. JK Rowling is an extremely talented writer. She wrote things in the first book that made the last one make sense. She planned ahead, I’ve written 2 novels, I know how hard it is to have that kind of layout. Its dang near impossible. so please, I’m not asking you to hate Twilight and love HP but I’m asking you to stop bashing my life. please. This is how I live.
Are you the biggest idiot on the planet??
I am American and I think the Britt’s productions are supperior to ours.
Jo only said Dumbeldore was gay, it had nothing in the plot.
Ok, so the word Bitch was mentioned once and Hell loads of times. So what? Those aren’t banned words. But silly me for thinking Breaking Dawn’s sex plot was appropriate. *eye roll*
They barely had accents and Emma’s hair was frizzy when she was little, yea so? Sorry little girls need to be vampire obsessed sluts. And so what if Ron’s a ginger? Edward said it himslef, he has no soul.
Atleast the vampires in Harry Potter were realistic (the one at Slughorns party). No one likes a sparkly fairy-princess from a five year old’s imagination.
You need grammar, spelling, and all around life lessons. I really want to punch you.
simply put this is one of the most idiotic statements I have ever heard in my life, just go crawling back to whatever hole you came from
**people
**Weasley
**Lupin
**Fred
**Tonks
**In
**That’s
**its (not it’s)
**and
**HAVE
**British
**I’m
**American
**about
**company
**movies
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**homosexuals
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…need I go on?
Seriously get a dictionary!
YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT. FUNNY VOICES? IT’S CALLED AN ACCENT YOU STUPID FUCKWIT. YOU HAVE SOME SIRIUS ISSUES. YOU’RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS. NONE OF THIS MAKES SENSE, AND “BRITISH SLANG” “IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE” YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THE FUCKING FIRST YEAR OF SCHOOL AND START AGAIN YOU DUMBASS.
POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!
YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING LUNATIC!!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?? AND YOU BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU SAY TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER AND THAT AMERICANS ARE BETTER THAN BRITISH!!!!! ALL THE ACTORS SPEAK NORMALLY ITS YOU FUCKING AMERICANS THAT NEED A DECENT ACCENT!!!! PLUS THERE ISNT THAT MUCH SWEARING IN THE FILM!!!! TWO FUCKING WORDS!!!! BLOODY HELL!!!!! THE CHARACTERS DONT DIE!!!!! THEY GIVE THEIR LIVES FOR HARRY SHOWING LOYALTY AND TRUST!!!!!! oh and 1 more thing to say; FUCK YOU STUPID AMERICAN BITCH!!!!!!
Well, you succesfully made me want to tear my own eyeballs out. I think the thing that upset me most about this was your crippling stupidity about the Second World War. British troops were ALLIED with America, you waffle faced bufoon.
Oh, and I loved how you vented your hatred of “cussing” whilst swearing yourself. Not to mention your loathing of “British slang”. Yeah, okay, moving on…
I truly hope there aren’t more like you. But if there are, I hope you’re all the same gender. That way there’s less chance of you breeding.
idiot!
Fuck off. Harry potter is waaaaayyyy better than twishite as it is more awesome. Stop stereotyping about us Brits, we could say the same about your accent and language. And as for complaining about the swearing thing, it adds more humour to the story, and you also swore in your stupid fucking reasons. Furthermore, if you compare the awesomeness of Harry Potter to twishite, you are dishonouring the name of Harry Potter and rewarding Twishite, which should never happen. Even Robert pattinson said he preferred being cedric diggory than that sparkling fairy/ vampire. So how dare you say Harry potter is rubbish, it is a worldwide phenomenon, whereas twilight is liked by much less.
Sorry, iPhone typing error, meant to say twilight. I don’t swear, but you drove me to it. I was really angry when you said us Britons used slang words, most people use our Queens English which isn’t hard to understand. You can’t compare Harry potter to twilight as it is lived by adults AND children alike.
This shows… you have really no idea about harry potter… it’s the most epic story this world have ever seen… and there wouln’t be coming such a great story any more…
harry potter for all times
Ok so you say Harry Potter is horrible because the death eaters and Voldmort torture people,I hope you do realize so do the volturi in frickin’ twilight!
* If this was a joke then I apologize for the following rant, if not then I feel bad for you and only hope that you get the help you need:
1. Violence? They LITERALLY rip evil vampires apart WITH THEIR HANDS in almost every twilight book!
2. The Volturi’s job is to TORTURE people, whether they be human beings are other vampires who they just don’t like!
3. Please read your post about British literature and then ask yourself again how the American language is better than theirs.
4. Confusing? Name one thing in the entire Twilight series that doesn’t label itself as wacked up or dealing with an insane person.
5. HARRY POTTER IS BRITISH, THE SERIES TAKES PLACE IN ENGLAND! That’s why they speak with accents, can I say DUH enough times?
6. Ugly? Lets talk about the giant sparkling vampire with a furball for hair.
7. I’m offended for you when you speak, especially when you talked about Dumbledore’s sexuality. And by saying that your cool with them after your previous statement, that just proves you aren’t and that you’re a bigot.
8. Unrealistic villains? Ex. Breaking Dawn; lets spend the whole novel talking about how evil these bad guys are, and then in the end throw a couple verbal abuses out, do some glaring, and then leave because we’re too sissy to do anything about an issue that’s non of our business to begin with.
1) there’s a reason so many people say up is better than twilight
2) hp may be violent, but at least it’s not all about a vampire that likes a girl whose blood is irresistible
3) voldemort tortured people but in the end that helped in causing his own downfall, it doesnt show kids it’s okay to torture
4) HELLO?!? death is natural!!!
5) what does WW2 have to do with writing? ur “logic” shows why you love twilight (btw I’m American)
6) um, just cuz u can’t follow along (plot and British accents) doesn’t mean it’s confusing
7) who do u think are, calling them ugly? Excuse me, but have u seen Edward and Bella?
so why don’t u think before you insult hp, cuz it has way more faithful fans!
a)You just failed.
b)So what if Voldemort and Bellatrix ect, ect, ect, are unrealistic. WHAT KIND OF VAMPIRE SPARKLES?!?!?
c)The British were the Americans ALLIES in WWII, get your frickin facts right. And they didnt loose.
d)so what if Ron says “Bloody hell”? and so what if Mrs.Weasley says the B word? What does that have to do with anything?
e)their “funny accents” are English/British accents. I’m American and can understand them perfectly.
f)the characters ARE NOT ugly! Tom Felton, sexy and hotttt. Rupert Grint, hott. James and Oliver Phelps, secy and hottttt. Don’t call them ungly because your jealous.
g)Dumbeldore’s beard is frickin amazing, its not a dress, ITS A FRICKIN ROBE!
h)again, what kindof Vampire SPARKLES?!?!?! please tell me.
i)HARRY POTTER HAS A THEME PARK! BAM!
and lastly, go screw yourself, read the Harry Potter books, dont hate on England, and get facts right.
Peace, love, Harry Potter wins.
OH! And Robert Pattinson (RPattz) HATES Twilight. He says Harry Potter is better and would rather play Cedric Diggory (which he did) then Edward Cullen Your argument is invaild now.
Well said!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!! I’m throwing myself on the floor in a fit of giggles. Obviously, this girl posted this whole thing, (hopefully) pretending that she is as dumb as she portrays, just to get a reaction out of all of us AWESOME Harry Potter fans. I mean, this is hilarious. Oh man, I can’t breath!
1. Americans didn’t fight against the Brits in WW2, they fought together.
2. Your precious Edward, kay. He’s BRITISH. Kay.
3. Twilight=The biggest load of rubbish ever.
4. HARRY POTTER FOREVER!
5. Our author isn’t sick in the head, describes the main character as herself and wants to play her aswell! Stephanie Meyer is nothing compared to JK Rowling. JK doesn’t have sick fantasies of a sparkling emo princess. I mean, she stole Cedric. Rob Pattinson hates Twilight anyway, he says it in all his interviews. I’ve got nothing against R Patz but ya know. :L
6. Get a life.
Hate,
The Potter Fandom.
RAISE YOUR WANDS FOR JK ROWLING!
Do you have any idea how stupid you sound? If I’ve heard correctly twilight encourages paedophiia, right? Okay, starting from point number 1, they don’t swear in Harry Potter often, infact you’ve pretty much picked out the only parts in it that do. But atleast it makes the characters REAL, how many teens do you know that have never ever sworn? Exactly. Point number 2 it teaches life lessons. Good people don’t live forever, so why should they live forever in a book.. Good people die everyday. Point number 3, its called a bad guy? Bad people kill people and torture them, duh? Point number 4, ARE YOU AN ACTUAL FUCKING IDIOT? America and britain are allys you dumbass.. And america isn’t better than britain, infact british people founded america, so you have no idea how silly you sound. Point number 5, its called the english language? I’m pretty sure american people speak that too.. Point number 6, because you’re a stupid little girl and you know nothing. Point number 7 its called an individual character, and they are wizard robes not a dress. I’m pretty sure albus dumbledore is more wise than every single twilight fan out there put together.. And yeah, albus is gay.. Why is that such a problem? Point number 8, like I said before, it’s called a bad guy. Peace out.
hahahahaha your so stupid! Death is NORMAL! and A LOT of serial killers and people in other countries kill for the heck of it lol. Ever heard of the African Genocide?
And the actors/actresses are actually normal. why should every one on tv be “perfect” whoopty doo if Hermione has frizzy hair or glasses of if Ron’s a ginger or if Harry has glasses. Thats the way NORMAL people are.
Hahaha get a life and open your eyes ya dumb mother f*cker! Swearing, everyone does(:
You MUST be joking, this is the most pitiful thing I’ve EVER read, it tops any piece of bad anime fanfiction i’ve discovered on the Internet, on your america is better than every other country thing, anime is Japanese, does that make it bad too? Seriously, every country is good in their own way (well most of them really) AAAND, we fought Britain in the REVOLUTIANRY WAR! We fought Germany, Japan and Italy in WWII. Harry Potter ftw!
Btw, at least Harry Potter has a plot and good Harry Potter is about fighting evil, friendship, and has a bit of romance too, twilight is basically “does my boyfriend like me?”
Please, PLEASE tell me this is a joke and your not really this stupid! Britain fought WITH us in WWII, we where on the Allies with America, Britain, Russia , and France. we fought AGENTS the Axis, Germany, Japan, and Italy….and news flash, WE the allies won. Also, just so you know, Britain, mad ALOT of stuff that everyone uses today, stuff that America dident think of. so next time you want o go bash something for fun, get your facts strait
made not mad opps
You trolling skills are amazing. I take my hat off to you, Madam. *bows*
im a british and proud to be so!! btw we won ww2!! we do not talk slang!! harry potter is supermagafoxyawesomehot!!
from a britsh person
To be this ignorant it has to be a 12 year old.
Go to hell bitch
Fuck you. Americans use slang and have weird accents we Brits don’t understand as well. What the bloody hell is wrong with you? Have you learnt anything in school? Like how to spell? Or anything about WWII? Britain, France and the USSR allied themselves against Germany, Italy and Austria. America got involved in the war on the BRITISH side years after the war started.
yeah theres swearing. They’re teenagers. I use ‘bloody hell’ so what? The point of Molly calling Bellatrix a bitch was to show how strong a mothers love actually is
This is messed up. This girl should be checked into a mental facility, her reasons are retarded and perisnol. She also ignores all of Twilights problems.
Wtf?. Y’know. Voldemort was a REAL villian. A villian, they torture and kill, dammit. (As I’ve been told :P). And, siriusly, Voldemort is a goddamn real villian, but that blonde-ass-sparkling vampire villian. Siriusly. SPARKLING VAMPIRES? HONESTLY?? -Facepalm-. As Dumbledore said, ” It does no good to dwell on a dream.”
And stephen meyer got the idea of ‘Twilight’ from a dream.
DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN.
And, because of so many death’s, it’s to make it more releastic.
Swearing? Thats nothing. We all are going to swear one day c:
This, if anything, is the most comfusing.
Ur complaining about swearing and violence, whereas in twilight they have it and go into serious detail about it.
The violence is mant to emphasize that in order to achieve what it is most desired, a fight must be fought.
The torture enphasizes how sucsess does indeed require sacrifice.
The evilness of the characters tell how the world isn’t full of nice and peachy people.
The fact that u judged it based on the fact that it british just shows how insolent u r
No, I am not. Being nerdy, that is. But if i am fine. What i a doing is arguing with ur belif while using actual facts. Which u clearly dont in this….thingy.
U must obviously be quite young, since I’m only 13 and figured this all out.
Are you an idiot?
Ahem. I am a 16 year old girl. You certainly shouldn’t be making a fool of yourself by stating these preposterous claims. If it’s a joke, which I have an awful feeing it isn’t, then it’s so unrealistic it’s not even funny. This post is offensive in many ways. First off, it is racist. I love gingers. I love the British. I love British gingers. I am American, and you make me feel embarrassed for you, and for our whole country! Superior? Please. We have much to learn, and even more to pay off. Secondly, it’s grossly unintelligent. Don’t get me started on your spelling errors, and your reasons are nonsensical. And why are you reading Twilight in the first place? Read some Jane Austen, or some Bronte. Also known as, literature. In conclusion, the outer countenance of the characters is beautiful, as they all are. And as you aren’t. Did you get that, or do I have to dumb it down? I just called you ugly. Good day.
Excuse me. But I’m British, and the first line of Point 4, is the worst excuse i have ever heard for anything, so sort yourself out, k thanks.
You complete and utter blithering idiot. Here’s a few pointers for you on how to improve your life:
1) Go and get a proper education. You need it, trust me.
2) Stop thinking America is automatically better than Britain, when Britain is the place which at one point had half the world in its empire.
3) Stop watching Twilight.
….wait I thought this was a joke. With the way you write and not to mention the numerous spelling errors, I thought that this whole post was a joke. But I find it sad that it isn’t and you are serious about saying that Twilight is better then Harry Potter. I mean everyone is allowed to the have their own opinion. But you are going too far in saying that Twilight is better for KIDS then Harry Potter.
There are so many different levels of understanding, emotional and powerful human drama that is threaded though out the whole series of Harry Potter books that I am not surprised that you didn’t get any of it, because of your “supposed” love of Twilight.
I would rather have my children read about not being afraid to stand up for something or someone you care about. To fight to keep that freedom and to live the way they want in a way that doesn’t harm others or bring others down. It’s called rising above the petty and easy way out of responsibilities that come with being an adult, who is true to themselves. Instead of just caring about oneself. I don’t know why I expect you to understand any of this, because you seem to be too deep in your bigotry and hated of something that you don’t understand.
Oh and to let you know, America was a late coming into World War II, and we were Allies with Great Britain (one of the GOOD guys) during the war. Great Britain was one of the hardest hit in the war, because they were so close to the European continent, that the planes from Nazi Germany (the BAD guys) could fly over in a few hours to drop bombs on the cities and destroyed many old buildings and killed many civilians that were unarmed.
Again I am not surprised that you didn’t know this ether, because you are so worried about learning about some stupid sparkling Vamp(cough-Fairy) that doesn’t deserve the time of day. So that all your time is used up so you can’t spend time learning about REAL events in our world history. You are a sad, sad example of a fellow American. All I can say is this is a perfect example of a student of the messed up, low budget and decaying school system we have in the USA.
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Harry Potter is epic. Twilight is tragic. And btw, Robert Pattison is british. And what do you have against the UK? It is an awsome country, and the accents are truly awsome. I’m not a brit, btw. And just because they swear a bit, doesn’t make it a bad book.
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, and standing up to what’s right. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
and honestly, in Twilight, Bella changes herself for Edward. No one should change themselves for a guy.
I’m brittish, and thats just mean!
Hermione is just a normal girl who loves ron, when ron dates lavender in the half blood prince, hermione doesnt go and hook up with some other guy that ron doesnt get on with, or try and kill herself! She just gets on with it like a normal person, unlike bella in twilight.
Hermione is just like the normal brainy girls in the world.(like me!)
Ron is just like a normal ginger, (I’m ginger and i’m not happy about what you said about them!) Luna is just like the un-popular people that are proud to be different ( Like me!)
Neville shows bravery in the last book/film, and one day we will alll have to face our fears!
Dumbledore, he has feelings. He died for Harry and sacrificed a friend (snape) to voldemort to save harrys life. And their is nothing wrong with gay people!
Everybody has to face death in their lives, people die everyday!
In WW2 america and us brits were on the same side!
Who cares if america are a bigger country, it shows that an american people respect and get on with britts because they produced a english movie.
So you think violence is bad in Harry Potter? You can talk! you were going on about war wernt ya?
Most children grow up with these kind of words,( I did! )
DID YOU KNOW THAT ROBERT PATTINSON WAS IN HARRY POTTER BEFORE HE WAS IN TWILIGHT?
Unlike as i pointed out, all the Harry Potter characters being very much like normal people, Bella is a weird Em freak who hates her life, Edward is a stalker in the first twilight and Jakcob (I dunno how to spell it) is a jel maniac who always wants his own way and has to know what bella is doing, so he stalks her! Also twilight is rascist because the vamps and wolves hate each other.
HARRY POTTER TEACHES US THAT LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP DEFEATS ALL KINDS OF EVIL, BUT TWILIGHT SHOWS US TO HATE EACH OTHER, BE OBSESSED WITH SOMONE, GET MARRIED WAY TO YOUNG, AND TRY TO KILL YOURSELF!
I would debate every single point you made, and prove you wrong… But quite frankly, i think you’re far too stupid to understand anything I’d say…
So, why Dont you shut up and go back to your despot little twilight books (and yes i have read them, so i know exactly what im talking about.)
I’m sorry, your writing is so innacurate and hard to understand, I had to go back and put subtitles on. REAL VILLAIN IS VOLTURI? no,no,no,no,no. REAL VILLAINS torture victims for FUN! they find it amusing, funny. Voldemort and the death eaters torture in the proper villain way. Joker and Harley Quinn torture in the real villain way, even Mr MacGregor from Peter Rabbit tortures in the right way. Your precious Volturi sit on chairs growing fat and not be villains all day.
The characters of HP are all ‘dorky’ because it shows difference, unlike Smeyer who wants to make everyone a Bella. Or an Edward. Or a Jacob.
NO NO NO NO NO! YOU AMERICANS JOINED US BRITISH AT THE NEAR ENDING OF THE WAR, YOU JOINED THE ALLIES (Britain, France, ect.,) WHO WON THE GOD DAMNED WW2, NO THANKS TO AMERICANS, WHO THOUGHT THE SOLUTION WAS NUCLEAR! DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION IN HISTORY? Oh wait, your role model is Bella Swan, an emotionless imbecile who only bothers with le smooch smooch smooch.
Dumbledore is old? Look at Edwart, he is a pedophile who’s girlfriend suffers from necrophilia. Oh wait, am I using to much of big words for your brain capacity? Necrophilia is someone who loves corpses and dead things.
*Ahem* Twilight had 8 swear words (on my count) in ONE book. Harry Potter had TWO PROPER ones, in SEVEN BOOKS!
Oh yes, and to conclude my STATEMENT (not argument) that Harry Potter is better than Twilight, people read Harry Potter because it is GRIPPING and attracts ALL AGES. People read Twilight because they are
college mothers. Harry Potter has thrilling climaxes, Twilight is just incredibly anti-climactic.
BITCH PLEASE, look at twilight, VAMPIRES THAT SPARKLE? I’m sure thats what fairies do. And J.k. rowling wrote a better love story than the author of twilight could ever write. harry potter is a love story over 7 books, and twilight is a love story within a couple of pages
evidence = Ron and Hermione met in the first book and FINALLY kissed in the last book
Twilight = Edward and Bella met in the first book and kissed in the first book.
js.
Siriusly, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Sadists are unrealistic? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE FUCKING NEWS?! THEY. ARE. EVERYWHERE. YOU. STUPID. BITCH.
FUCK. DUMBLEDORE DOES NOT WEAR A DRESS, YOU WHORE. IT’S A FUCKING CLOAK. BRITISH PEOPLE ARE MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN FATASSES.
IT’S MADE BY AMERICAN PEOPLE TO BE SET IN BRITAIN, SO THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE THE FUCKING ACCENT, YOU STUPID CUNT.
Oh, and like Twilight is happy! THEY VAMPIRES FUCKING SPARK. THE WEREWOVES ARE PEDOS.
And please elaborate about how READING about torture makes people like it?!
UGH. It’s stupid cuntfaces like you that make every fandom look bad. Go fuck yourself, ya little idiotic whore.
Wow, this was a bunch of BS
Harry Potter taught a lesson, to me J.K Rowling is a Queen
What did Stephenie Meyer teach? How important it is to have a stupid boyfriend? That when he leaves you should try and kill yourself just to hear his voice
Also isn’t Robert Pattinson British? And he was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire before Twilight came around
Maybe this chick should realize Harry Potter was something that everyone in the world loves and
Twilight was horrible
You can talk more when you study your facts
Besides the causal swearing, homophobia, racism, lack of historical knowledge and dire grammar, the biggest thing of note is that you believe that in the real world, nobody dies, nobody gets tortured, and that heroes or important people are ‘attractive’. I think you’re naive, and that makes your whole article slightly pointless.
Also Harry Potter is amazing, it has real world applications and strong, admirable characters. Twilight teaches young girls to be dependant on their boyfriends.
Seriously whats wrong with you?? America is not better the Brittan and Brittan is not better the America!! But just a fact Brittan controlled around one/two thirds of the world at one stage.. And they didn’t fight against America in WW2… I don’t do History and I know that… Secondly you can’t say Twilight is better just cause it’s American.. I like Twilight and love Harry Potter and I can say Hp is better as I personally find JK a better autor the Meyer… Bloody Hell is not a curse! The violence is essential! It’s a story about a war of course there is gonna be violence. And fyi there are people out there who are sadistic and torture and kill people for fun so it is NOT unrealistic. The Characters aren’t ugly! There is a range of people to show acceptance then there is bullies (ie Malfoy) who thinks people like hermione dont belong to make it REALISTIC!! rant over
I should have mentioned I’m neither american or british
You want seven reasons that Harry Potter is better?! FINE!
1:) Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
2:) Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3:) Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4:) Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5;) Harry Potter and the Order of Phoenix
6:) Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
7:) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Extras:
8:) Twilight
9:) Eclipse
10:) New Moon
11:) Whatever the other movie is. They’re all dumb as hell names anyways
Even MORE extras! 😀
12:) Our fans. The Harry Potter fandom is amazing. We’re not love-obsessed, we’re not psycho teenage girls. We’re all-in-all better than you.
13:) Twilight came to Stephanie Meyers in a dream. WHAT KIND OF A CRAZY PEDOPHILIA KIND OF DREAM DID SHE HAVE?
Just want to say. The part about American products automatically being better than British is very racist. And the term American refers to both North America and South America. I assume you actually meant the United States. Another think is you said that bloody hell is a bad thing to say, you put the asterisks for letters in that, yet you kept f*ckin normal. Obviously (said like Snape) you actually don’t care about that. Something else is that you said Harry Potter teaches kids torture is okay. I’ve yet to find a single person who’s actually come to that conclusion about Bellatrix (the one who is the second most evil in the books!) and Voldemort (the most evil in the books!) How can someone possible come to the conclusion that the two most evil characters are doing something good?! Yet another thing is that you said since the author is British, it makes the books hard to read. That’s the reader’s problem. Reading in accents is an acquired skill. Have you read Lord of the Flies? That’s a British book! It makes you a better reader to read things from other countries, and I find it fun! Especially in Literature class, I find it very fun to read aloud in foreign accents! And also, though you call Harry Potter hard to read, you are using grammar incredible difficult to understand! These are just a few of the flaws you made. ~Potterhead till the very end
You rude, ignorant person. How dare you slag something off just because of where it comes from. Harry Potter was made in Britain because Jo wanted it to be she wouldn’t let it be made into a film series if it wasn’t British soil or actors. You disgust me have you ever set foot in the United Kingdom? Wait, I think I know the answer which is no so don’t you even dare judge Britain. Loads of people around the world could say ‘I hate the American accent, it really annoys me’ and some people do but they don’t say ‘It’s American their voices suck I hate it’ grow up. And actually do your research before you put things on the internet. America and Britain were allies in both the first and second world war and by the way allie means they worked together. Britain won the war which is why they celebrate V.E day. Victory in Europe over Germany. Clearly you are ridiculously materialistic and those sorts of people are just horrid to be around and associated with.
You really are pathetic, you know? People that are so uneducated about literature by their own choice are revolting to me. How can you say that a book about a girl with nothing better to do than pine about boyfriends is superior to an epic series that has brought up so many intelligent children?! How are older homosexuals disgusting?! Besides that, we were allied with the British (which are just as admirable as Americans, if not a whole lot more) at the time; NOT fighting against them. If you’re 16 and you honestly believe these things… Then you aren’t worth any of our time.
This made me laugh so much! There are a few points I wanna mention, not to argue with, but just that you got wrong.
1) America is not a country. It’s two seperate continents.
2) Harry Potter isn’t confusing. You just need brains to understand it 😉
Darling, I would just like to inform you…
That you are either a great troll or a natural idiot.
1. “Bloody” is not a swear word. And the books came out 1 or 2 years apart so as the trio grew, up so did the reader.
And you’r swearing way more than they are by using “fucking”, so don’t start on it, you hypocrite.
2. Well, in case you haven’t noticed, death is normal. People die everyday, so J.K. Rowling was making it more realistic than Meyer can EVER write. Meyer doesn’t kill ANYONE off in Twilight. Oops. I meant Twishit.
3. Okay, you loser. Torturing only happened in the last book, and look at the second sentence in 1. Of this comment.
4. Now, I think you’re just trolling.
But this isn’t even a reason about the book, it’s a racist comment.
5. Dear, it’s not confusing, it’s onlyyour messed up Twishit-loving brain clogged up with sparkly-ass vampires.
6. That’s like me telling you to stop speaking English.
And Kim sure they can talk in A
and Twilight isn’t depressing and just based around sex and violence? Lovely messages to send to children.
1. Twilight swears to, don’t pretend it doesn’t
2. If you have a brain, (which, looking at your spelling proves you don’t), you would realize that it’s not that confusing.
3. You are such a racist. Britain and America aren’t that different and none are better.
4. Twilight does bring up the subject of someone who loves to torture and kill people for fun, remember James?
5. To support my argument in #3, you say ‘old people aren’t suposed to be gay’. Why is that?
6. If you’re so easily creeped out by a beard, why are you not creeped out by red eyes and pale skin?
Excuse me!?
You have EVERY right to express your opinion on Harry Potter.
You have EVERY right to compare it to Twilight,
You DO. NOT, however, Have the right to insult another country like that! How DARE you?
Also none of the books are THAT confusing. Your just an idiot.
Harry Potter is self sacrificing. Bella Swan is self absorbed.
Oh and LizzieBella, just going to say this here.
When Ron left Hermione she carried on to save the world from Voldemort with Harry after a small cry.
When Edward left Bella she weeped and moped and sulked for months before deciding to cliff jump.
– Neville Longbottom taught us that sometimes you must face your fears and stand up for what you believe in..he taught us how to have courage.
– Luna Lovegood taught us that it’s okay to be yourself and not care what other people think about you because if they were true friends they would like the real you..she taught us how to be unique.
– Ginevra Weasley taught us that it’s possible to fight off demons on your own, but sometimes you need friends to help you..
– Ronald Weasley taught us that even if you have the emotional range of a teaspoon and nasty temper, you will always be needed..
– Hermione Granger taught us that it’s not a bad thing to have a thirst for knowledge and research..
– Draco Malfoy taught us that everyone makes mistakes, and that no one is completely stonic..he taught us that everyone has feelings
– Bellatrix Lestrange taught us that really are some horrible people in the world..she taught us to be cautious around strangers.
– Severus Snape taught us to not judge a book by it’s cover..
– Narcissa Malfoy taught us just how important family really is..
– Lucius Malfoy taught us how easy it is to become power hungry..he taught us to make sure to always stay grounded.
– Albus Dumbledore taught us that there is life beyond death..he taught us to never fear what can’t be escaped.
– Molly Weasley taught us that mothers not only have a caring side, but a vicious protective side..she taught us that we can always rely on our mother.
– Arthur Weasley taught us that it’s okay to be curious about the unknown..
– Fred and George Weasley taught us that even in the most darkest of times, there is light, love, and hope..
– Remus Lupin taught us that no matter what happens, there is a way to push through and survive..
– Sirius Black taught us to never betray your friends and always remain loyal to those who are loyal to you..
– Lord Voldemort taught us that prejudice is all around and there will always be people like him to take things too far because they are against something.. he taught us to be ready for people like that.
– Harry Potter taught us that life might not turn out the way you excepted it to, but as long as you never lose sight of the future that you want, anything can happen.
Suck on that LizzieBella
My goodness… you almost made me cry 😥
and of course theres violence and people dying. Its a WAR that was long coming. People die and that IS natural. In wars people die, good and bad. Voldemort and his followers were sadistic, there are peopl e who like torturing for fun, the worl ds not full of good people. Juat because Dumbledores old and gay, doesnt make him a paedo- you cannot say that and then follow it with ‘im not a homo’
harry potter teaches us important lessons about love life family and friends.
twilight teaches us nothing and is about a hormonal teenager who gets knocked up by a vampire
And now I can tell you 100 reasons why are you a f*cking bitch who didn’t read the books and is the biggest Twilight fan and you hate Harry Potter because the war between HP and Twilight and because of principe! And that judgement thing about British people.. Are you OK?! You aren’t! Look at the Americans and thea say something! And that language forms? Look at your writing and than say something!!!! You aren’t normal person… J.K. Rowling wrote better love story in one chapter than Stephenie Meyer in 4 books! It’s our childhood, don’t say this thing or you will see power of Potterheads!!
Go to hell. I could think of more than enough reasons why every single word in your post is wrong, but I’m not going to type them. You’ve got horrible literature skill. Judging characters by how they look. And to insult British people like that? I’m not even a Brit, but I’ll hang the union Jack and beat the shit out of you with them! You, my friend, are a walking, talking pile of unrealistic, moronic, DUMB-ASS BULLSHIT. Fuck you.
-Please actually READ all of this.-
The reason that things aren’t perfect and wonderful in Harry Potter is because things aren’t perfect and wonderful in this world either.
Also, at least THIS series isn’t entirely about having a boyfriend and sex and all that shit. (Unlike a certain crappy series we all know)
Oh, and how you were insulting the characters, FUCK. YOU. People aren’t perfect, you can’t be such a shallow bitch about it!
GOOD PEOPLE DIE IN REALITY. KIDS ARE EXPOSED TO TERRIBLE THINGS IN REALITY. That is why it happens in the series, because a brilliant author didn’t try to sugar-coat it so that when her readers are exposed to the horrors of reality, they aren’t shocked and unable to react.
‘re a bi.t.ch, even if you think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter is not. You know nothing about literature and to compare countries? idiot
Twilight sucks!
harry potter rules!
This was stupid, I do hope for your country, and your own future sake that you are trolling.
You are really really stupid. In Twilight, Bella gets tortured by a glittering fairy princes named James. Also in Breaking Dawn all they do is have sex…I would much rather read swearing than a porno. Another thing, you should really proof read what you write because there are at least 20 errors that I saw just glancing through. On the other hand I do have to congratulate you for creating the BIGGEST Epic Fail of 2011. Harry Potter is one of the best written series there is out there, and all these so called points you have made, are irrelevant and you didn’t deserve to read JKR’s books.
Stupid Twitard
I can counter those. And I am posting it on here too. To each one:
1. stfu, they freakin have sex in the last Twilight book and they cuss in the Twilight books too.
2.Death IS ok and natural and better than being a sparkly gay vampire for the rest of eternity
3. People are tortured when they turn into vampires. And what about Jane dearest of the Volturi?
4. WTF? GET A HISTORY TEXTBOOK, WE WERE FIGHTING THE F***ING NAZIS, NOT AMERICA/BRITAIN! AND I’D BEG TO DIFFER! BRITISH STUFF IS WAY SUPERIOR TO THAT TWISHIT YOU CALL LITERATURE
5. Pretty much everybody in Europe will understand it. Not just Britain, and you must be f***ing 4 years old
6. THEY ARE F***ING TALKING RIGHT, YOU GIT! BRITISH ACCENTS ARE HOT AND THEY ARE TALKING NATURALLY.
7. They are humans. And they are better looking than those sparkly gits you call “hot”. And it’s a bloody ROBE.
8. The Volturi can’t do shit. That’s it. I give up on censoring…YOU FUCKING 4-YEAR OLD. REAL VILLIANS DO TORTURE PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING EVIL.
9. You fucking bitch get a life and read real literature.
Also! Britian once ruled MOST of the world, INCLUDING AMERICA, so your logic that anything American is better than anything British is stupid, and if you think British people can be really bad, at least we don’t make stupid things up about how Britian is better than America, also, there are really bad people in America, and there is more people in America, meaning the more locical explination, is actually that more BAD people come from AMERICA, so get your facts right, and shut up about the British, becuase in actuAlly fact, non of the British actually care about you, or your stupid selfish attitude, thankyou.
Are u an idiot? O.o
I feel the need to contradict you on ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of that!!!!!! Twilight has FAR more cursing than Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And its too violent?? Edward and Jacob ge tinto fights PLENTY of times!!!! and all the violence with the volturri?? you say that voldemort and bellatrix like torture, what about your precious Jane, huh??? And are you aware that Robert Pattinson is British?? (He hates twilight as well!!) British people are awesome, and most that fought in world war 2 aren’t alive anymore!!!!!!!!!! The actors are British!!!!! And that’s where the movie is based!!!!!!!! and death IS NATURAL YOU DAFT BIMBO!!!!!! jesus. the ignorance of some people…….. And the character are ugly??? THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!! OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!! And older people can be gay!!!! You’re born that way and to contradict popular belief, ITS NOT A PHASE!!! YOU CAN’T GROW OUT OF IT!!!!!!! AND!! as i have mentioned before, JANE LOVES TORTURE!!!!! and maybe Voldemort just has bad timing issues, how the fuck do you know otherwise?! He spends the entire year planning stuff!!!!!!! GOD!!!! I HATE IGNORANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!! i used to read and love twilight, believe it or not!!!!!!!!! Then HP came along and i realized what a load of shit twilight was!!!!!!! Just go crawl in a hole in shame, will you?? See ya later, HP hater.
You do realise you are being a racist homaphobic?
1. Harry potter teches people about love,trust,friendship,bravery,family and so much more. Twilight teaches you that you can’t function without a boyfriend.
2. Britain fought WITH america in WW2 you idiot! Honestly how are you that stupid?!
3. Twilight has so many plot holes and the actors can barely act. Kristen stewart can only pull one freaking facial expression!
4. The characters aren’t perfect in harry potter. But no one is perfect therefore harry potter is more realistic.
5. People are evil in real life. I bet there are a lot of peopke in the world who hurt people for fun. At least harry potter can keep an audience captivated. I fell asleep while reading new moon.
6. How dare you insult a british accent when americans can’t even speak proper english.
7. Bloody hell isn’t swearing. One swear word is mentioned in 7 books. Twilight says crap numerous times.
8. If you have an iq of over 10 you would understand harry potter
9. You say an evil twisted pchychopath is unrealistic for a villian? Oh yeah because sparkly vampires are sooo realistic
10. The least sucessfulharry potter film made $90 millin MORE than the most sucessful twilight film. So the movies must be crap (note the sarcasm)
I find your idiocy offensive and I hope someone kicks your close minded butt
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!!!!!!
How is the Harry Potter series crappy when they are one of the most successful series…ever? They’ve earned billions of dollars. And the fan base is incredibly amazing.
And how the hell can a movie be crappy because its British? That’s not even a reason. And if you didn’t know, Robert Pattinson is British, so you’re pretty much insulting him and his country. And he was also in Harry Potter.
I could seriously go on and on about how all your points are invalid.
You have got to be joking. Harry potter is about overcoming fears and doing what’s right. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. They don’t even compare.
And you seriously have no right to make fun of people from Britain.
Go get a life
Hey were you born a fucking dumb-ass or did you have to run into a door over and over to get that way. seriously you are so fucking uneducated use a god damn dictionary you illiterate queer. Harry potter is awesome and Voldemort will shove his wand so far up your ass your grand kids will have diarrhea for the rest of their lives. Fuck off and get a life. I bet you’ve never read the books. I’ve read the entire Twilight series and the entire thing is all about some hormonal teenagers KILLING people. That’s right. They’re vampires. They kill helpless animals and SPARKLE. If you know anything, if you’ve read REAL literature, then you’ll know that VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE. Whereas J.K. Rowling wrote a seven piece series teaching people about the trials of life, overcoming evil and, well, being just a plain awesome group of teenagers, Stephanie Meyers teaches kids about teen pregnancy and you can’t live without a boyfriend. When Hermione’s love of her life left her, she went on to save the world. When Bella’s love left her, she crawled into the fetal position and cried for months. I bet you don’t even know who Hermione is. There are whole theme parks completely based on Harry Potter and Hogwarts and the world around it. Walk around shirtless? Bite you lip? Run really quickly? Yeah, because that’s all the do in Twilight. Now read the books, and get a life.
Look, I’m not going to tell you that what you think is wrong. You’re entitled to your own opinions. But there are a few things in this post that I must object to.
First of all, Twilight has quite a bit of swearing too. I don’t think that ‘kids read it’ is a reason to justify hating something. I know I swore when I was a kid, and I was able to handle violence. Some children *love* action-adventure type stories, and what’s a good adventure without a little blood?
Secondly, of course the villains hurt people! They’re evil and they hold grudges, and they torture their enemies. Boo hoo. It adds to the storyline.
Third of all, I really don’t like the way you were talking about British people. It was rude and, frankly, quite racist. The Harry Potter movies were made by a worldwide production company, not an American one. You said that they should have used actors that ‘talked right,’ but you seem to forget that those people are British, and therefore have a different accent than you Americans. To them, you probably sound odd too.
Fourth, what does it matter that the characters aren’t as attractive as the ones you’re used to? The Harry Potter characters focus more on their attitudes, and less on their physical appearance. In Twilight, a lot of the romance focuses around beauty and attraction, but Harry Potter concentrates more on personality and past experience. As long as the characters and plot are enjoyable (which many people think they are), then it shouldn’t matter what they look like. That way of thinking is prejudiced and shallow-minded. I’m sure you don’t want us all thinking you’re an idiot, so try to watch how you phrase things. Also, that wasn’t a dress, those were robes, which are an old-fashioned style of man’s clothing (ever seen a judge?). It adds to the idea that the wizards focus on past tradition, rather than modern times.
Six. So, you’re saying that a cult of vampires is realistic, but a serial killer isn’t? Check the papers, woman. Which do you read about more often? Exactly. Voldemort is a psychopath, yes, but that doesn’t make him unrealistic. It simply gives the author a reason for him to kill people (for fun, yes, I know), which adds to his villain persona. He is trying to find a way to live forever, like the selfish bastard he is, but the Volturi are nothing but smarmy control freaks. And they wear cloaks too, remember? All the things you’re saying here are a bit hypocritical.
I don’t want to insult your fandom, but, as you’ve insulted mine, I do have the right to. I won’t though. I don’t want to create any bad blood between us, or our respective parties. In the future, I suggest that you Twilight fans stick to your side of the internet, and us Harry Potter fans will stick to ours.
i dont know what ur talking about. this page is full of bullcrap and u need to get a life and stop complaining. if u dont like something, then just leave it. dont try to push ur beliefs onto other ppl. i know im being hypocritical but this is a comment. ughhh u annoy me.
Can’t tell if trolling, or just ignorant and stupid -_-
1) oh my god, swearing? Oh no! Not only did you say “fucking” at least once during that rant, people (including small children) will hear that sort of language from their parents and peers. I don’t see the problem with using very mild swearing to accentuate emotion.
2) Good guys dying is a well-established plot feature (a plot is something a twihard wouldn’t understand btw) to emphasise how bad the bad guys really are. They do it in the Incredibles when the pilot of the jet dies. 🙂 and just pointing this out, but death kind of is natural…
3) it’s not teaching torture is right. It has torture and points out that it’s wrong! That’s why the Unforgiveable spells earn a “one-way ticket to Azkaban” – because torture is not okay and JK is not trying to advocate it.
4) check your facts, we won WW2 and the Americans just came in late and claimed the glory. Britain invented rock music and the language you speak in America.
5/6) Because that’s the British accent and the Harry Potter series in set in England? Loads of franchises are set in America but no other countries complain about the accent. They make sense to millions of people, evident in the fact that they’ve sold so well. I would love to clarify that whether a film is good or bad is totally subjective – more people would say that Twilight is bad than Harry Potter.
7) Emma Watson is generally held to be one of the most beautiful young women of our generation – Chanel certainly think so. Whether or not the characters are good looking is irrelevant to the success or a story, anyway. Lots of people who aren’t paedophiles have beards. Like Gandalf.
8) It’s not unrealistic, it’s basically Hitler who can use magic. JK herself said that there were parallels between the Death Eaters and the Nazi party. Just saying, I wouldn’t say the Volturi were villains – they’re basically a vampire police force who work for the generic good of the vampire population. Edward is breaking the rules laid down for the protection of vampires and knew that all the way through. “creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks;” hmm that doesn’t sound at all like Aro does it?
Peace, love, and provoking unnecessary Internet fights to attempt to prove you superiority despite your bad viewpoint for all! ❤
STUPID MUGGLE! LEARN TO SPELL!
Is this chick mental?
You’ve got SOME nerve.
You are a T*wt! Twilight is utter B***ocks
Oh, btw, in WW2 Britain was our ALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Britain is STILL our ALLY!! And being American makes it better? Have you seen how crappy of quality “made in usa” items are?
Bloody hell… This is truly riddikkulus. I mean siriusly, get real.
A TRUE Potterhead
P.S the US never fought the British in WW3 dumbass
…are you retarded or something?
Finishing my comment (stupid phone).
And I’m sure they can talk like Americans, but they didn’t that bitches like you would whine about it.
7. Hey, none of us were as made as beautiful as Kim Kardashian.
I can totally tell you like Twishit, because only Twishit fans are this shallow to put a reason like this. And I’m sure they’re prettier than you.
8. Shut up.
Britain lost against America in WW2? Sorry, but you need a history lesson. You fought with us, and if it weren’t for Pearl Harbour, then you wouldn’t have even bothered fighting at all. Also, remember the British were the ones who founded America.
Americans are classed as slobs, and Twilight just magnifies that.
– Twilight Summary:
A depressed girl goes to Forks because her Childlike Mother had remarried a man who plays ball for a living. She meets her Policeman dad who can’t even cook for himself, despite living alone for 17 years.
Bella meets a boy named Edward who lives with the Cullens, and like Bella, us just as depressed with the world.
Bella, being the Mary-sue she is, complains about everything and everyone, from the Weather to Lauren.
Bella meets Edward once and thinks he detests her, but gets upset when he’s not in school the next day. (I mean come on!)
Then they fall in love, and for the rest of the series, the two are fighting stupid vampire maniacs that are crazy about killing Bella.
James, The Volturi, Victoria, Jane, etc, etc.
Bella’s sexually frustrated and so finally in Breaking Dawn gets her final “human experience.” Falls pregnant and then gives birth in the most grotesque way anyone could have thought of!
Conclusion: Bella’s a depressed, sexually frustrated usual soppy teenage girl who is captivated by Edward’s “Beautiful face.”
Stephanie Meyer glorifies teenage pregnancy and is the poorest writer I’ve had the opportunity to read.
– Harry Potter Summary:
Harry Potter spans 7 years, and through those seven years we experience heart break, courage, finding yourself for who you really are, friendship, pain, endurance, love, tragedy, self discovery and the power of Family.
We learn lessons from all Harry Potter books, which unlike Twilight, tells us life it not easy. (So remember that Stephanie Meyers!)
Harry Potter has inspired a generation of people, taught some people how to read, and has united all nationalities, much unlike twilight.
This year, in 2011, Harry Potter has finally finished. It’s the end of an Era.
Next year, Twilight ends. And end of an Error.
So please, before you offend one of the greatest most meaningful book and film series, and one of the greatest authors this earth has ever seen, remember that Harry Potter will always have a bigger and more respected audience, ranging from small kids to teenagers to elderly people.
Twilight is just a phase. Harry Potter is a way of life.
– A very unimpressed Harry Potter fan, who has just proved how epically you failed.
Right darling, let me set a few things straight for you, as you are clearly deranged, oh and I take offence to everything you say about Britain I’m English and you clearly have something against homosexuals, and I’m bi – so I take offence to that as well.
1. America isn’t the top country, that’s China hun 🙂
2. Before WW1 Britain was the top country, we practically owned half the globe – including you!
3. We didn’t fight and loose against America, you came in (near the end I might add) of both wars and HELPED our side, just because in WW1 the Lousitania was blown up by the germans, WW2 when Pearl Harbour was bombed.
Oh I know this because I study History, the world wars are my specialty.
4. Stuff from Britain is crap? Look, we have Shakespeare, Twain, Dickens, Wilde, Bronte sisters and of course J.K. Rowling and they are known worldwide.
5. Death and torture is realistic, not like vampires that sparkle or werewolves that change at will. It happens and people have a right to know what happens. You say people don’t torture for fun, do you live under a rock? Look at the worlds biggest serial killers!
6. The movies are crap? The least popular Harry Potter movie got more than $90 million than any of the Twilight films.
7. Accents are stupid? YOU have an accent to everyone else, and that is racist duck, they aren’t stupid they’re real! Not everyone likes American accents but that doesn’t distract that the films are rubbish.
7. I have to pick up on this, you clame to hate Harry Potter but you used the pun ‘siriusly’ and clearly you can spell seriously, you did it before that.
8. The good people die is crap? It happens in REAL LIFE at least Rowling writes about real life issues as well as fiction and not just something that will never happen.
9. The characters are ugly? Guess what your beloved Edward was in Harry Potter before Twilight as Cedric in the fourth film, and ironically not everyone is beautiful and NO ONE is perfect. Hermione is ugly? Emma Watson is 1000x prettier than Kristen Stewart will ever be.
10. I don’t hate Twilight, but lets be honest, the whole storyline is how important it is to have a boyfriend, she pretty much stopped living because Edward wasn’t there. There’s more to life than boyfriends, MOVE ON.
11. Bloody hell isn’t offensive language and if you READ the BOOK instead of WATCHING the FILMS you’d find out none of the characters swear as the publishers didn’t want to publish that in a childs book.
If you want an argument on this feel free too, just let me know
-Demi
Yeah, have your opinions.
But when you insult Britain.
Shit gets serious, okay?
Oh and America and Britain were allies in WW2, not enemies.
Are you really that dumb? I actually like Twilight, but Harry is definitely better. But all of these reasons are ridiculous. May I ask who your history teacher was because a) they didn’t teach you very well or b) you paid no attention. the only war we fought Britain in wad the Revolutionary War. Since then we’ve been buddies, they were our allies in WW2.
HARRY POTTER IS A.MA.ZINGGGG
AVARDA KADARVRA SUCKARRR!!!!!!!
I hope for the sake of your sanity that this is a joke. None of the logic makes sense and it’s a quite hypocritical post. If you actually had decent reasons that made sense, I’d consider being tolerant of your opinion, but no. Your opinion is now invalid because youre a moron. Next time, think it through before you try to diss an amazing book series such as Harry Potter. Heck, it shouldn’t even be compared to Twilight. Stephanie Meyers can’t write to save her life. Even the wonderful Stephen King had said that. ❤
well said..
Your spelling is atrocious. China is the most powerful country in the world. It uses British slang because it IS British, dumbshit. When I read twilight I had no idea what ‘1st base’ was, talk about inappropriate. Harry Potter teaches Children that it’s ok to be different and it doesn’t matter if you wear glasses, or you’re ginger.and twilight teaches you to fall in love with people 3times as older than you, and doesn’t have anything to do with moral issues, or things that will teach people important things. I think Harry wins this battle. Oh and, Britain didn’t fight against America, they took care of the problem for themselves, the USA only got involved to take credit. I think there’s a fault in the American education system, probably because of the amount of shitty twilight you read. Get your spelling,history and priorities right.
Harry Potter teaches you to be brave, kind and what to do in the face of adversity. Twilight teaches you how important it is to have a boy friend. —Stephen King.
I didn’t really memorise the stuff Harry Potter teaches us, so forgive me if it’s wrong. 😛
Are you fucking kidding me ? Really ? Do you think Hp teach to kill, friend you’re so wrong. I am really like Twiling but in the most critical sense HP is better, sorry, I am a reader and I know it, Sorry you are totally wrong.
Dumbass.
What a terribly supported opinion. Your facts are weak or aren’t even facts at all. You can’t say that American is the best country; you’ve never even been to any others. And this is coming from an American.
I’d like to ask that anyone non-Americans not take this confused young woman’s opinion as being the shared opinion of all Americans. I assure you; it’s not.
Yes, because Twilight fans can talk about gays and unrealistic villians. Give me a break.
Are you for absolute real? You have made this BRITISH chick mad. I also study History and can I say, we fought WITH American’s and WON. Silly person.
The charecters stand for differant things. Lupin was AIDS, Luna shows us to be ourselves, Hermione shows us that knowledge is a great power etc. I love Twilight and all but at least they have some point and don’t sparkle and are whiny cows.
As for the language, ‘bloody hell’ isn’t swearing or if it is, it’s not considered that bad.
It does not promote death and torture, you just read things wrong. I suggest you re-read it, do a little research and realise that this books has given people a childhood and changed peoples lives.
Peace out.
1) Bollocks
2) It’s realistic
3) Bollocks
4) Shakespeare, Chaucer, Dickens, Orwell, Austen, the Brontes, Rowling.
5) It’s not slang. It’s colloquism.
6) They, for the most part, have English accents.
It’s called ‘English’ for a reason.
7) Why’s pretty important in life?
8) I’m afraid, dear, that true evil is quite like that…
You suck!!!
oh sweet Jesus I am British and because i am British does this make me a retard by your standards if so good on me because Britannia rules the waves yup we created the phenomenon that is Harry Potter which was written by a British word witch with a better name than i think Stephanie mayo, J.K Rowling for the win,you are such an american hillbilly enjoy your life in the bubble you call Twiglit (who i always thought was the cousin of piglet from Winnie the pooh, whos writer A.A. Milne was British to) because you will burn in hell for being a Twihard.
Excuse, did you actually say American stuff is better than British? If it wasn’t for the British, you Americans would probably still be running around the woods, hunting animals for food!
Twilight sends across bad messages to people who read it! For one, Edward watches Bella while she sleeps. That’s not romantic, it’s gross. Two, in New Moon, it shows Bella getting severly depressed about her boyfriend dumping her! And then, she goes and jumps off a cliff, for christ’s sake! And, as for violence… Well, in the first book, Bella is beaten up pretty badly, then James gets ripped to shreds. Third book, huge massive fight between the Cullens, the wolf pack and Victoria’s coven, as well as a fight between Edward, Victoria, Riley and Seth. Also, Twilight sends across the message that it’s okay to get married at 18 and have a kid. In Harry Potter, the characters wait untill they’re in their 20s or 30s before having kids!
Robert Pattinson is English, so he is therefore from the UK (in other words, BRITAIN!). Also, he openly stated that he prefered playing Cedric Diggory in ‘Harry Potter’ than Edward in Twilight, and, that if he wasn’t playing Edward, he would just mindlessly hate Twilight.
Okay, rant over.
Wait, she’s joking, right?
She is the most uneducated 16 year old ever.
Wtf? Are you joking? Harry Potter is the best thing to happen to this generation. They have english accents because its set in england. A bunch of American people wouldn’t work in england. The actors did AMAZING jobs! They toture them because their evil, duh. And the actors are ugly? Have you seen the twilight cast lately? Harry Potter does NOT suck. Dumbledor is wearing a robe thingy, not a dress. Twilight is shit. Its about a 100+ guy hitting on an 18 year old depressed chick. And Jacob loved Bella, creating a love triangle and then falls inlove with her daughter. Pedophile, creepy, stalker, emotionless actreess, shit! Don’t even compare Harry Potter to Twilight. It won’t win. HARRY POTTER FOREVER.
Our characters are ugly? They’re sexy gods compared to your twishit characters. Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter first, and he was way hotter then. And people who read HP know how to deal with death and torture. And our villains are realistic. A guy goes and kills bloody everything and in twilight, VAMPIRES eat other vampires. Like wtf? And how many people have read twilight compared to hp who actually liked it? Youre a noob.
okay how breaking dawn sucked: her wedding dress sucked. their dancing was horrible. their speeches sucked. Kristin stewarts acting sucks, her hair looks horrible, Robert ‘s chest hair. he lasted about 3 secs.and they actually talked about it after.0.0. chess on a honey moon really?and shouldn’t you be happy when the one you love gets prego and call ur baby that thing? Bella’s dad looks like a pedo. she looks fucking ugly.the wearwolfs are so cute and fluffy.her drinking fucking human blood really, disgusting.for fuck shakes change cloth, your prego not disable.jacob and seth are okay but the rest of the werewolf ppl are just plain ugly. and the birth part its just disturbing. NO jacob NO you don’t fall in love with a girl who was just born like thats just wrong. And the ending was really weird. AND YOU DON’T NEED 2 PARTS FOR THIS SHIT. i could keep on going. oh and i watched the movie in theatres just couple of days after it released, barley any one was there! when i watched harry potter even after 4 weeks the theatre was still full!
WTF?????? Yes there’s swearing He’s that kind of character, bloody hell isn’t a swear word, yes she’s called a both no it’s not suitable for younger readers, so younger readers wouldnt read that book any way, it’s too dark on my opinion! Yes it’s dark but its f’ing fantastic! Yes they torture people for fun, THEY ARE DEATH EATERS!!! (the bad guys) no the voulturi would act when they wanted to, not when it was convinient for other characters, but, voldemort doesn’t attac because the only person he has ever feared is dumbledore! Who looks over Harry, which brings me to that, ‘too old to be gay’? Theatre is like saying, too old to love! Just because a man loves a man or a woman loves a woman, do you really believe that once they reach a sertain age they should auto automatically become straight? And it’s not a dress, theyre are robes, and the voultori wear robes (that thing you called a dress) yes Luna dresses weird! That’s her character! I don’t see you calling lady gaga weird!
Now this is what really pissed me off:
America is the best? Seriously? There isn’t a best country, yes they are slightly more advanced, that doesnt make them better, and that was the shitiest excuse I have ever heard! ‘twilight is amerian harry potter is British meaning twilight is better’? Really? There is BRITISH slang because it was written by a BRITISH women, it is natural to us Brits to speak that way, I doubt she noticed it. Band no Harry potter isn’t realistic, magic, dragons, WEREWOLVES , ghosts and mythical creatures aren’t real, but neither are werewolves or vampires! No Harry potter is not politicaly correct, but what is? Oh yeah, you know you said they speak weird? It because they are British, its called an accent, we sound practically. The same as you americans, up north is a bit lodger and yes in Somerset we pronounce our r’s boldly, and hardly ever our t’s but, I can’t detect a northerner or somerst person in Harry potter! If you don’t like it don’t watch it! Jkr is an amazing writer stephinie meher (sorry if spelt wrong) admitted it would be hard to top jkr!
And you think Harry potter isn’t suitable for younger kids? Because a story about a vampire who sucks animals blood and calls itself a vegetarian is? Well it wards them against canableism, but would give the impression to be a vegetarian you can eat animals. They kiss an awful lot. And I don’t think that kids understand the book, the first and maybe te second Harry potter is defrocking suitable for kids, not even the first book of twilight is.
I love twilight, and I grew up with Harry potter and the movies and books are completely different! I don’t know why they are compared, but just back off ok?
TWILIGHT IS THE DUMBEST SHITTIEST THING EVER DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUMB ASS! THE BRITISH FOUGHT WITH AMERICA IN WW2! IF YOU GOT THAT FACT WRONG, MOST OF THESE SO CALLED ‘FACTS’ ARE PROBABLY WRONG TOO!! SO….
OK. . .probably will have made these points before, but I’m just gonna make them again. . .but people are British. People do die. Not everyone is beautiful, and let’s face it, Hermione and Luna are beautiful on the inside. That’s what really matters, if life has taught us anything- would you call Martin Luther King or Gandhi beautiful? No. But would you say that they were just weirdos because they don’t wear what your idea of ‘fashion’ is? If everyone amounted to your idea of beauty we’d all be clones.
Plus, I quote (or possibly misquote, I haven’t read them in a while, but I have read them) Twilight- ‘Oh crap- Charlie’. Now, if ‘bloody hell’ qualifies as swearing then surely ‘crap’ does? (Sorry for not sparing your sensitive soul and bleeping these out).
And please- there are 60 million people on this planet who speak ENGLISH with a British accent. It was our language first. Note that we don’t hate on Americans with American accents- we could if we wanted to, but we respect it as part of your culture. Harry Potter is, in essence, a book by a British author intending for a British audience. Please go hate on Charles Dickens for writing about London now.
Now- onto the torture. 1] It happens in real life, get over it. People aren’t gonna read the descriptions of it in HP and think ‘oh, this whole torture thing sounds like fun. I’m gonna go join in’. That’s a bit like those fundamentalist Christians thinking it encourages witchcraft. Torture is not going to disappear if books don’t address this issue, if the media ignores the whole idea of it. That’s what happened in Sierra Leone with Blood Diamonds. Nobody wanted to accept that this was happening, so they ignored it. Then World Affairs magazine wrote an article on it, and a film came out- suddenly the UN moves in and it becomes, maybe not as safe as America or Britain, but at least people don’t get tortured to death for not working in the mines over there anymore. Had literature ignored this issue then nothing would have been done. In order to stop these atrocities they must be first addressed in popular culture, not just swept under the rug like other things you don’t like to hear about.
Onto the whole ‘people dying every book’ thing- isn’t it rather more realistic like that? Rather than everything being sugary and saccharine and sweet for the general public’s poor little brains that cannot handle things going wrong, there needs to be real bad things for the good things to be recognized. If everything was good then there would be no contrast in life, goodness would lose its essence and become the expected norm, with nothing to make you appreciate them.
Guys can wear dresses if they want to. I’m pretty sure that there’s a ‘free will’ thing in that constitution you seem to love so much. Stop hating on people for being cross-dressers, or for being old and gay. There’s nothing wrong with being in love, no matter what the age or the gender.
One last thing- ever heard of sadism? You know, that thing you don’t like to think about where people cause pain for pleasure? And ever heard of of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo? THAT’S the type of critically acclaimed book which contains torture and violence to its advantage. You can’t argue that HP is some kinda violent, swearing politically incorrect nightmare when compared the the wider spectrum of literature. (btw, people being torn apart, burned to death in pieces while still living, being thrown across rooms and into mirrors and whatever, look at the end of twilight for this- does this not count as nasty, unclean, evil *gasp* violence? Or even. . .SADISM??)
But no. . .I would give a lot to protect people’s right to wear what they want, love who they want, look like what they want, have the accent they want, to BE WHO THEY WANT TO BE, not just the generic American who looks like everybody else and acts like everybody else. I’ve probably missed out something here. Oh well.
This isn’t a Twilight hate comment, or even an HP love comment. It’s a Human Decency comment in essence. And I guess you’ve got enough to read in the comments section and won’t even get on to this. But hey, if one person reads this and decides that they’re not better than somebody else in some way then it’s done its purpose.
Sincerely, a British, cynical, idealistic teenager who wants the world to be a better place.
I just read this and wanted to say shut the hell up. Learn that villains do kill and torture for fun, they don’t sit there and talk about stupid crap. Second, we didn’t fight the brits in World War 2, we fought Germany and the Japanesse, (because of pearl harbor.) The English language that we use comes from Great Britain. Finally, you cussed way more than anyone ever did in Harry Potter. Good Day to you.
. . . .Really?
You . are. so. STUPID!
I can’t believe this.
Do me a couple of favours yeah?
1) Use spell check
2) Buy a dictionary
3) grow the fuck up.
4) Read the other enlightening responses about your idiocy 😀
ALSO AGAIN! America joined WW2 near the end of it, once everyone was allready getting tired, and everyone was already worn out, then here comes America to fight ALONG SIDE the British, that means ONG THE SAME TEAM! and then if you didn’t notice we actually WON WW2, so once again, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT. Then you can comment on us British, because if you actually ever met anyone from Britian, you might find there actually really NICE, so how about you stop being so steriotypical Bitch.
I’m not a violent person by nature, but I really want to hunt you down and throw a brick at you. This is the worst list of reasons ever, and there’s a counter argument for every single one. You are by far one of the most small minded people I’ve ever had the misfortune to encounter, and also the most biased. America’s the best country in the world? Your health plan sucks, you’re in a shitload of debt and an American came up with Twilight. No offence to any Twilight fans, but I don’t like the franchise, however I’m not going to go into detail about why it ‘sucks’ or how much I hate it because I respect other people’s likes and dislikes, unlike some. Going back to my point about your biased view on America, insulting Britain, my home country, was an extremely low blow. It’s bad enough that you say your country’s better but then going on to insult it further is borderline racism. And you need to work on your grammar and spelling, because frankly you write like I did when I was six years old. Then again, judging by this post, you seem to have the mentality of one. And one last thing: Harry Potter is
I think reading this has the potential to kill off every brain cell in one’s mind.
Also may I ask, how is death unrealistic?
Your are the most retarded person on the planet. Everything you said above is a crock of ****.
You’ve got to be Joking me.
Are you a stupid cunt?
Just because Twilight is American, doesn’t make it fucking better you twat.
Just because Luna is unique, doesn’t make her a fucking weirdo you twit. Hermione is not a Frizzy haired dork, she’s a bloody Genius.
You are fucking STUPID.
Just because you don’t fucking know what our British words mean, doesn’t mean you have to hate on us!
There isn’t to much swearing, you blithering idiot. It could be worse.
There evil, what the hell do you expect, there supposed to like causing people pain. my God. Are you really THAT stupid?
And, Villians, have to go through a damn process before killing the person they want dead. They have to make them suffer, by killing the ones they love.
And twilight, is shit. It’s fucking stupid. It doesn’t teach you ANYTHING besides, that you need a Man in your life. No, Excuse me, It teaches you that you need a SPARKLING FAIRY in your life. If he was a really vampire, HE WOULDN’T”T FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE DAMN SUN. He would burn to hell in the sun.
Harry potter, is better, it teaches you, to face your fears and stand up, for something you love. It teaches you to be BRAVE and Courageous. Not to be a wimp, and whine everytime your not with your sparkling fairy boyfriend Every minute of every fucking day.
i don’t know if i would laugh or cry
Harry Potter is better end of.
If this is real… U should take some pills or something cause u’re sick!!!
OMG. You are a sick person. HARRY POTTER IS and ALWAYS WILL BE BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. You think that it is too much violent? Let me tell you something, in Twilight the so called vampires ripped James into little pieces and you think that Harry Potter is violent just because they have a spell that kills people. So what is the film is British. Are you dumb?? American people can be mean too!! And you think that Twilight is better just because it is American movie? You need to go to a doctor and check your brain (if you have it), or check something that you have in your head. You can UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING in that movie. You need to clean your ears, stupid! People can understand when they talk in a british accent. I can! And I am from Croatia! You think Hermione is ugly? You are WRONG. W-R-O-N-G, wrong! She is one of the hottest women ever (Emma Watson). You think that Luna is a weirdo? Maybe she is but J.K.Rowling showed that people shouldn’t hide thereselves from anybody. But Stephenie Meyer talked on and on how Edward is soooo hot. Okay, we get it he has a body worth talking but she doesn’t need to say it and every other sentence? You are 16 and you don’t know how to spell and you seriously need to study! You don’t understand a lot of things. I am and ALWAYS will be there for HP 😀 I read Twilight and I am not gonna say it is brilliant or good, I am gonna say it is ok book but HARRY POTTER is my favorite book of all and boys and girls learn a lot of things in those books. You should just go and live your life, and leave HP fans ALONE. I am a proud HP fan and even Robert Pattinson said that he liked more HP than Twilight and this is what he also said “When I read it I was convinced Stephenie was convinced she was Bella and it was like it was a book that wasn’t supposed to be published. It was like reading her sexual fantasy, especially when she said it was based on a dream and it was like, ‘Oh I’ve had this dream about this really sexy guy,’ and she just writes this book about it. Like some things about Edward are so specific, I was just convinced, like, ‘This woman is mad. She’s completely mad and she’s in love with her own fictional creation.’ And sometimes you would feel uncomfortable reading this thing.” GOODBYE FOREVER!!
Your lying girl and one musnt tell lies……STUPEFY!!!
Two words to completely burn this whole rant.
Cedric. Diggory.
p.s
I can’t even count how many times you contradicted yourself in this rant. Learn your facts and grow up. Yes, people die in HP. People die in Twilight too. And swearing? They swear like twice in the whole series. Bloody hell is not a swear. And you dropped the f-bomb like 3 times here. They say “hell” in Twilight too. And this is coming from a former Twilight fan, The.Acting.In.Twilight.SUCKS! And you think the villains in HP are unoriginal, and creepy? The Volturi are F***ing pedophiles! Practically all villains torture the good guys. Thats why they are called “bad guys”. The villains in HP are well thought out, and the storyline behind them is creative. HP teaches you that death is okay and natural? It IS okay and natural. People die EVERY DAY in the real world. Wake up honey and stop living in a dream. HP teached you that violence is okay? Twilight teaches you that it is okay to throw your life away for a boy. Bella jumped off a fricken cliff because her boyfriend dumped her.
My final point? Time to wake up hon. Harry Potter is and always will be, better, more thought out, the characters show ACTUAL EMOTION, and the storyline makes sense. Harry Potter is much more realistic than twilight because THEY ARE FICTION. BOOKS. NOT REAL.
And also, Robert Pattinson says that he hates Twilight. Yep. Your mind = BOOM. exploded.
American stuff is better?!?!? THEN STOP SPEAKING OUR LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
idiot.I think that u have grown in a pink world and know 0 about the real world.Also the characters are ugly to make the readers be more confident about themselves.Besides BRİTAİİN İS WAY BETTER THAN AMERİCA!
oh and having a teenage girl get pregnant and kill herself isn’t depressing and wrong? and vampires and werewolves are realistic and witches and witches AREN”T? And also, HP had a werewolf or two in it and unlike jacob; THEY WERE BADASSES! and also, YOU DARE SAY BRITISH STUFF ISN’t GOOD!!! I”VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU BITCH! WHY DON’T YOU GO CRAWL IN A HOLE YOU UNGRATEFUL GIRL? PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK!
and also, do hear people cry because the twilight series ended? did you hear about people going into post-twilight depression? did you hear people screaming and crying and sobbing at the last movie because their childhood just ended? NO! YOU DIDN”T! HARRY POTTER HAS BEEN HERE SINCE PEOPLE WERE KIDS AND THEY GREW UP WITH IT! unlike Twilight that has only lasted a few years. and LITTLE KIDS READ HARRY POTTER??? what kind of world do you live in? the people that are old enough to read the 6lb 4in books are mature enough with reading about people dying. Do you really think 4 year olds are reading harry potter?
this concludes my harry potter rant. oh and one more thing. You’re “HERO” Robert Pattinson even said he liked Harry Potter MUCH better than Twilight. and Stephanie Meyer said she the idea of twilight came to her in a dream, but as Dumbledore always said “It is not wise to dwell on dreams”. so BITCH YOU JUST GOT PWNED!!!
I have lost faith in humanity. The Brits didn’t lose WW2 you imbecile. They didn’t fight against us either. I don’t want to live on the same planet as you. And Harry Potter is amazing, you muggle.
I have no idea what your problem is against Harry Potter. I personally think that Harry Potter is better then Twilight. And Yes, I have read twilight too. All your arguments are pretty dumb. Harry Potter is a book that shows that live isn’t a fairy tale. Not everyone can survive (good or bad), Harry shows us that it is important to be confident and you can handle everything. You may say Harry Potter is violent but hello! The world is too! Do you want to tell your children: ‘No worry’s honey, there are bad people, but when it is winter they come to us and we talk and win.’ I’m sorry but that’s just not right. And besides, children know about the wars in the world to.
Comparing America and the U.K. Is dumb. Yes America is a powerful land (IT IS NOT THE MOST POWERFUL LAND IN THE WORLD. That is China, just saying.) and btw, it is not because something is from America that it means it is automatically better then something from another country… I mean, that’s just playing dumb, no?
And for number 7: I’m sorry but do you like it if every character is perfect looking? I don’t think so. It is much more fun to read about characters who look like normal people. BECAUSE NOBODY IS PERFECT! It is as simple as that.
And yes, people die. They die every day! Why also good people: You can’t win a war without losing someone you love. There will ALWAYS someone who lost someone he/she loves. Technically there can’t be a happy-ending. Impossible.
BTW; the most things you wrote is your personal opinion. I don’t think anyone would agree with everything.
And why did you wrote SIRIUSly (it is a character of HP, an adorable one, almost every potterhead writes SIRIUSly instead of seriously… just saying, but that CAN’T be a mistake)
Out of your arguments I see that you are just jealous because Joanne K. Rowling wrote a much better book and is way more popular then your favorite writer. I’m just saying, but none of your arguments made sense.
J.K.R. just wrote a book that is realistic (well, it would be without the magic). Good people die (as in real life), bad people die (as in real life), there are beautiful people (in real life too) and there are normal looking people (as in real life). Everything happening in the book can happening in real life (imagine the wands as guns, and you’ll see).
I’m not complaining about Twilight. I have the books, and I’ve read them. But personally I prefer HP. Twilight is a beautiful love story. It sure is, but it isn’t more then that. A beautiful love story. I think that when the characters are much more deeper, and the story was a bit more dramatic, that twilight could have been called ‘A modern Romeo and Juliet. As beautiful and touching.’ But S.M. choose not too.
I have nothing more to say.
You are a complete idiot! Twilight, if anything, is a lot worse! Harry Potter is better by all means. I love it, and I’m pretty sure these people commenting are also really big fans. And by the way you complained about swearing in the books, while meanwhile you swore in your post, I mean seriously? And don’t discriminate again British people. I, and a whole lot of people I know, can understand them perfectly. And we find the sexy. You’re just-ugh- I don’t even know what to ocall you. You’re a disgrace to all bookworms, I am sorry, but it’s true.
Ok, this made me want to break something. It’s predjudice, homophobic, and just plain rude. I grew up with Harry Potter, and so have the people who previously commented. Now, I’ve read Twilight, it’s quite honestly a piece of junk. Not just trash, rubbish. It disghusts me. I mean really, all the hubbub about Twilight frankly sickens me.
Harry Potter is a lifestyle for a lot of people, including myself. I could seriously debate about any single subject that you wrote about. And win.
If you’re going to insult Harry Potter, you insult a whole generation of Potterheads, so keep it to yourself. Text it with your bad grammar to your friends, and LOL about it.
Siriusly
Also, America is not the best country. Not by far. England tops America by far. But Australia beats them all. Taaa x
Too much swearing? Pah, compare the amount of times people say p*ss and cr*p in Twilight to the amount of times people swear in Hp and lets just say, Twilights on the bad side. And you may find that you have probably offended a lot of people on here by saying America is the best. Without us Europeans you probably wouldnt exist! And the accents? At least they can do bloody brilliant accents and a lot of British actors and actresses can do good American accents whereas not many Americans can do passable British accents. Also, Robert Patterson was in Harry Potter first, and he is BRITISH. Also, he openly stated that he would rather play Cedric Diggory than Edward and he hates Twilight, too.
Also, Hermione. a frizzy haired dork? Luna, a weirdo? They taught us that its alright to be who you are and have a thirst for knowledge. Also, when Ron left Hermione she carried on fighting against the dark. And what did Bella do when Edward left? Curled up into a fetal position, was practially comatose for several months then jumped of a cliff.
I’m not even going to carry on with my reasons. You are stupid. You also need to use a spell checker. And please, go see a fucking doctor.
Wow xD. This is a major fail beyond fails. I mean, someone needs to teach you how to fucking get to reality.
And just to add; you said people don’t torture for fun or kill for fun.. If it was legal, I’D SOOOOO do that. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY PEOPLE I’D TORTURE N KILL FOR FUN:D
Anyway, you fail at life.. noob.
learn to spell and check Microsoft word for GRAMMAR CORRECTIONS
You are so stupid that you read the books to invent those reasons alone that even you think!!!!!
I have a few remarks to your “argument”. First, I just really enjoy the fact that she states that cursing is so terrible and yet she uses “fucking” in her argument. I don’t believe that it is necessary for one to use such language when making an argument. Also, I am a Harry Potter fan through and through but I also read and liked the Twilight books. You, my friend, are a horrible representation of Twilight fans. People like you make me not like to associate myself with Twilight anymore. So next time you want to put down someones beliefs, think about how you feel when people say Twilight is stupid. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
You bloody muggle. You swear that I will haunt you down and crucio you as soon as I find you. I am a pureblood wizard, and the Sorting Hat did place me in Slytherin, so do not dear mess with me. I have used all the unforgiveable curses, and I swear that I will use them again. You are nothing more than a simple muggle, that should not know of the existance to the upper class people, wizards. My whole family has been in Slytherin, and they have been loyal to the Dark Lord. You may not like Dumbledore, but he has got style. And you say you have nothing against gay people, but that old people aren’t supposed to be gay? WHERE DOES THIS STAND, MUGGLE? It is not illegal to be born gay. And I had to smile when I saw that you wrote “siriusly” since Sirius Black is a billion times better than your _animagus_ named Jacob Black. Yes. Jacob Black is NOT a werewolf, muggle. Get it in your head. Werewolves transform during the full moon, like Remus Lupin does. Your Jacob Black is nothing more than an animagus, since that bloody thing can transform whenever he wants to. Well, it seems like I am done here, so I have one more thing to say; “Mischief managed!”
HOW HOW IS IT CONFUSING?! YOUR THE ONLY THE TWILIGHT FANDOM WOULD FIND HARRY POTTER CONFUSING BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE SAME IQ AS A HAMSTER! AND EVERYONE DIES IN HARRY POTTER?! WELL EVERYONE IN TWILIGHT IS ALREADY DEAD! AND THE VILANS AREN’T REALISTIC? BECAUSE VAMPIRES WHO PLAY BASEBALL ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO REALISTIC! GOD THE TWILIGHT FANDOM IS STUPID.
You are a prime example of the common idiot. Us higher beings (AKA humans) should catch and bottle you for experimentation. Perhaps we could figure out what mutation caused you to be so blind to the world. Until then, go crawl back under whatever rock you came from, and stop tainting the earth with your stupidity.
YOU ARE BY FAR THE STUPIDEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET!!!!!! YOU SUCK!!!!! STICKING UP FOR A SPARKLY VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.Hell is NOT a bad word!!!!!!!!!! It is in the Bible! And Bitch. That is the only thing that cusses in the whole series!!!! Like you don’t hear cussing all the time!!!!! 😛
2. People die because IT IS A WAR!!!! PEOPLE DIE IN WARS SMART ONE!!!!
3. THe death Eaters are BAD GUYS!! They are messed up in the head!! Every book has a conflict!! Harry Potter has REAL emotions!! Unlike Twilight!!! >:P
4. RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM AN AMERICAN AND I DONT THINK THIS IS WRONG!!!! FORGET ABOUT THE PAST!!!! THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY NOT 1946!!!!!! AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER MY ASS!!!! TWILIGHT IS NOT BETTER JUST BECAUSE IT IS AMERICAN!!! TWILIGHT HAS THE SAME EFFING STORY EVERY BOOK!!! GOSH!!
5. If you are smart, you don’t have to look at a SLANG DICTONARY!!!
6. WB IS A BRITIAN/AMERICAN COMPANY!!!! THE CASTING WAS CALLED IN BRITIAN!!!!! IT IS NOT LIKE THEY ARE TALKING ANOTHER LAUNGUAGE!!!! YOU ARE A DUMBASSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
7. THE CHARACTERS ARE SUPERMEGAAWESOMEFOXYHOT!!!!!!! THEY EACH HAVE A LESSON THAT THEY LEARN!!!!!!!!!! AND IT IS A WIZARD ROBE!!!!! BEARDS ARE NOT CREEPY!!!
8. IT IS A FANATSY STORY!!!! WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD??? OR ARE YOU REALLY THIS STUPID?
ANYBODY WHO SAYS TWILIGHT IS BETTER IS KILLING THEMSLEVES!! HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING YOU GIT!!!!! HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIFE BITCH!!! AND MAY YOU BE HIT BY A BUS!!!!!!!!! >>>>:P
That was………….Hysterical. Yet, Horribly written because you can’t spell “Confused” to save your life. Oh and yes it is “CONFUSED” Not “COMFUSED”.
This rant was not accurate at all. You named two curse words; Hell & Bitch aren’t even that bad.
They aren’t walking around dropping the F bomb everywhere.
And….do they have sex in harry potter? No! In Twilight Bella practically begs like a dog for What’s his face? Edward to sleep with her and when he finally does stephanie whatever the fuck writes this disgusting scene where they “break the bed”.
None of your “points” are accurate at all!
Especially “the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! ”
Ever seen “Criminal Minds” Hun? Yeah thos epeople are real. They exist. There’s bad people EVERYWHERE. Welcome to the real world.
And (now this is my opinion) Harry is Gorgeous 😀 So Wrong on that one.
British people are FUCKING AWESOME!
I wish I was British! I’m American and I’d rather be there!
The Movies are also fukcing amazing and I don’t see HOW You don’t like them, but you’ll pay to go see the most terrible cut-off-my-skin-and-torture-me-slowly acting In Twilight? HAHAHAHA!!! lmfao.
And there’s violence in Twilight!
Omg…Ughh You are just soo dumb.. ohh Haha…..You’re one of the biggest Idiots I think i’ve ever wasted my time writing a reply to. God Dammit. I’ll never get those moments of my life back.
Also, It’s only confusing for Dumbasses, Which you are.
Well. Have a great day. You Suck and You are a Retard (:
Revoir! 😀
1) the cursing is realistic
2) you obviously don’t know your vampiric lore. Vampires eat children and torture their victims until they are begging for death.
3) old people arnt supposed to be gay? Are you serious? So I’m guessing Elton John isn’t gay anymore?
4) people die in the books because thats what happens when one person KILLS another person. I remember reading twilight that a pack of rouge vampires were going around killing other people mercilessly. Plus bellas bone protruding out of her flesh? That’s not exactly stomach easing reading material.
5) your so called “villains” arnt mentioned until the end of the books. I honestly didn’t know that there was any type of antagonist until I flipped to the back of the first book.
Twilight is okay for prepubescent tween girls who want to read when they are tired of drawing horses and unicorns.
Harry Potter is a story that most of my generation has grown up with and actually enjoyed and will remember and share with their children.
I wouldn’t want my little ones reading about how rough Edward and Bellas sex life was.
Thank you for your time and seriously, brush up on your vampiric folk lore.
-TCS
Well, if you compare Twilight with Harry Potter, obviously Twilight SUCKS!
I’m gonna go on a rant like everyone else but I’m gonna try and keep it short so your itty bitty brain will keep up. Kay? ❤
1- Bloody Hell is not even that bad of a swear word. Also this reason is invalid because you said the f-word in your 5th reason and quite frankly that's one of THE worst swear words in the English language.
2- People, like, don't, like, die in every book. BTW death is an OK and natural thing. Everything is born, it lives, then it dies for the next generation.
3- Torture? Seriously? Do you live under a rock?! People get tortured every single day for fun. Have you not heard of al-Qaeda? Harry Potter does not tell people torturing others for fun is OKAY! That reason is just invalid because you obviously haven't been exposed to the real world.
4- DId you know that America is one of THE dumbest countries? Half the kids in this country couldn't find the U.S. on a bloody map! This leads to my next logic as to why this reason is wrong: Britain was part of the Allies in WW2 along with the U.S. fighting GERMANY which lost.
5 & 6- You're stupid, obviously. British people speak fine UNLIKE people in America who uses SLANG all the time! America is filled with people who don't know the difference between your and you're as well as their there and they're. It's an accent, America is filled with them! Southern, New Yorker, Bostonian, German, Italian, Hispanic, etc; HELLO!? America is the melting pot of the world there are accents everywhere! Deal with it.
7- The characters are realistic. End of story.
8- Villains? Villains?! No. You are ridiculous. See 3 for this logic.
Hope you can understand this. If not I'll put it in Ditz language next time.
okay miss twiheart gurly chica or what ever you name is, listen to me and listen good!
harry potter is about saveing the world and makeing the good choices in life, not being over come by sadness and turing away from the light.
While twilight is about the importance of a having boyfriend. and if i am not mistaken the head italians enjoy killin a lot, as well as jame, victoria and luront. i mean bella gets pregnant at 18! is that a good thing to be teaching kids, she jumps off a cliff, runs away from home and gets on the back of a motorcycle with someone she doesnt KNOW! as for you bit about british stuff being rubish well that a fat load ick! i mean with out ENGLAND there would be NO U.S.A!! and as for the swearing you cant say that you werent all ready awear of those words and it the parnets choice about what thier kids read so if they dont care its none of your bussiness!
and how DARE YOU INSULT ALBUS DUMBLDOR IN FRONT OF ME! harry at least has someone to guid him through life,your “lovey” bella has no influence to do anything unselfish and there is nothing wrong with Albus being gay! the moveis arent bad, at the first twilight movie i almost vomited because of it failing to get anything correct and the light is dreadful the affect sucky and their is no vaule in movie at all! and if you want to talk about f-ugly charactor you cant possibly tell me charlie or edward or bella or james or laront is handsome/beautiful!!! and the evil people yah they torture people for fun, theyre VILLIANS, THEY’RE EVIL! like your special italians leaders dont hurt people for fun…. hahaha ha ha ha yah no they do so yah… sawrry to bag on twilight (well i am not really). AND twilight stole so much from Harry Potteri cant even get started. so i dont wanna hear it there is not one good reason why twilight is better than Harry Potter, and Potterheads is so much better than twilhearts sarrwy. and lastly Patterson was in Hary Potter First aka Before Twilight
you are so so racist how could you even begin to think that just because it’s american it’s automatically better are you a retard or something
This is really rude. You are insulting many people and you probably didn’t even realize it. Please take this off and keep your bad comments to yourself. Let the Harry Potter fans appreciate their series, and we’ll let the Twilight fans appreciate their series.
This is one of two things:
1. The best troll I’ve seen since the first Harry Potter book, or
2. The scribbling of a person dumber than the troll in the first Harry Potter book.
Now That’s what I call ironic.
Yo BITCH! Are you fucking serious?! Right now, I want to slap you in the face! But, first, I want to say, thank you for this shitty article about your fuckin’ American bulshit, it was kinda funny. Okey, wuestion. HOW OLD ARE YOU?! I think 10, ‘cuz you don’t even know, how to write word “movies”. But, nevermind. I have read every word you wrote here, and Im gonna talk abyout everything you wrote.
1. Bloody Hell isn”t a rude word, okey?! Wake up!
2. Ehm, do you think that TW isn’t violent? Really? And what about the bloody stuff?! Dead animals, people- thanks to Victoria and others? Is this normal?! I think NOT!
3. Ok, and Vampires don’t kill just for fun?! Edward was such a jerk and he killed some guyz. [I don’t care, if he wanted to help someone!] OMG!
4. So, you want to say, that British shuff is a crap?!. I’ll slap you in tha face twice for this!!! American stuff- TWILIGHT- is a SHIT. that’s why we call it a TWISHIT! 😉 Bitch.
5. Yo girl, did you know, that British poeple came into America in the 15/16 century? [Can’t remember now 😀 ],?! So, you have got a British blood? Have you ever learn History? I think not. Find something on Google, mabye it could help you with this. And, the accent and slang really RULEZ! So beat it!
6. Ur making me angry! -.- No words , read again 5!!!
7.HAVE YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH GINGER KIDS?! Those people are interesting and special! I’ll slap you in the face for the third time! Hermione is cute, Ron is too. And Harry is the hot one! SO SHUT UP! sdkjofnsdjk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And have you got problem with Dumbledor? Why? ‘Cuz he’s gay?! Bitch please! I think it is such a normal thing! mabye, ur just a freaky lesbian, who doesn’t like man!
8. Adnd do you think, that TW villains are more realistic or what?! BTCH! IT’S A BOOK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! It’s a fantasy! lik TWISHIT! Gosh, If I’ll know you, I’ll kick your ass!
And, why did you read all the books, when you say, HP is a crap?! Why did you?! If I were the book, I’ll smash your face! And do you want to hear my opinion?! TW is such a shit! Someone created a sparkling fairy, and eats animals! Someone, created s weird vampire family with doorky white faces and smilles, trying to pretend the whole world… WHAT A BULSHIT! And! HP was released in 1998 and TW in 2003. And! TW was and is a half copy of Vampire Diaries. But, they are much better than this. VD is more realistic than VD.
Oh god, bitch, did you finally opened your eyes?
BOO YOU WHORE!
xoxo Fame from SK 😉
FUCK YOU ,, PARA QUIEN LO ESCRIBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
god!!!!! American better than the British! yeah rigth! now i know, you are a silly girl! hahaha
Twiligth is a Love movie! gosh, basicly are 2 boys figthing for a girl 😛 Harry potter is MORE THAN TATH!!!! YOU IDIOT! and the character are not ugly!! hermione ulgy only for her hair? Luna is great she is fucking crazy, but is better than Bella!!!! EMMA IS BEAUTIFUL, AND RUPERT IT IS TOO! maybe more than Robert! SO FUCK YOU! HATER GONNA HATE! 😀
YO AMO HP, ME LA SUDA ESTO
Btw. The British & America Were Allies You Fool !! Gahh* Twilight Is a Pile Of Stupid & Harry Potter is Pure Genius Idiot Atleast We Dont Have Sex Scenes Is That Good For Children ?! Bloody Hell O.o
If you don’t like bad words in HP why are you saying the.F word so much? You dont have to like hp but we don’t have to like twilight either. And really. The whole thing about British movies and amarican movies? Lol wow.
Harry Potter forever and “Always” ❤
omg what’s your problem?
why Harry Potter is way better than twlight
1 there is no gay vampires and werewolfs
2 No one fights after that same girl
3It’s not just the same thing every movie like in twlight oh Jakob and Edward fight over bella, they both lose next movie the same thing and in the last one o Bella gets pregnant. How is that not suckish?
4 The people that act as doesn’t exist vampires, werewolfs, they don’t exist,
5 In Harry Potter none of that happenes and theres not too much swearing and how id bloody hell a swear
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Are you a fucking idiot. You just managed to insult gays, a country, and an entire fandom in one post. Also most of your reasons aren’t even legit, you star* out the words bloody hell yet you don’t star out when you say fuck haha. Also you said that death is not natural when it is. Harry potter is an amazing series where it can capture the fun of being wizards yet it can show the real world and that people you love will die, but in the end it will be ok. Plus you don’t even mention that anything is wrong about twilight?! You casually leave out that twilight talks about sex and that is a book for children. I could go on forever about how totally wrong you are, but one last tip, if you are actually trying to make a point LEARN HOW TO SPELL! You spell like you are 5 years old and your lack of maturity that shows in the post proves that.
Ok that is sooo stupid! Im American and this stuff is alot better than twilight. British people are aweosme!!! You are so freakin rude!
Ok… You are obviously too unintelligent to understand Harry Potter, which is why you read Twilight. Now I am going to counter all of your points individually…
1. You swore multiple times in your article. You also really didnt need the * in fuck because you say it without censoring multiple times later on.
2. People die in Twilight too, and not just the “vampires” James and his groupies kill multiple humans. Also I hate to break it to you, but death IS a natural thing… People die everyday and everyone will die eventually.
3. James tortures Bella in the first book. The Volturi murders children. Also Voldemort and Bellatrix are the bad guys, which shows that torture and murder are NOT okay.
4. Free health care… Enough said. Also i’m going to assume you failed History because you know nothing about WWII.
5. It is well written (unlike twilight and your article) so that might be why it confuses you. Also they use very little slang, and the slang used is simple enough for my 8 year old cousin to figure out (we are American).
6. The actors are British because the characters are British… Your stupidity makes me sad. Also your precious Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter and he actually said he would rather still be in HP than in Twilight.
7. Tom Felton. Your argument is invalid.
Also people don’t change their sexuality just because they are old.
8. Voldemort is based on Adolf Hitler… You should look him up some time. Also how are sparkly vampires more realistic?
That’s all i’m gonna say, but i’ll leave you with this quote from Stephen King: “Harry Potter teaches strength in the face of adversity. Twilight teaches the importance of having a boyfriend.”
I really fon’t know how to react. I want to laugh, but I’m way to shocked to manage.
First of all- I really wouldn’t call ‘bloody hell’ and ‘bitch’ the worst things that have appeared in books. A few bad words have never killed anyone.
Secondly; so you say that ripping off peoples heads and setting them on fire is NOT violent? Just think about it. Where’s the logic?
3. You learn from the beginning of the series that Voldemort and the death eaters are the bad people. Also, you learn that if you’re bad, karma catches up to you.
4. Sorry to break your image of the most obese and ignorant people in the world, but british came before american, and american developed from the british colonists.
5. I am norwegian, and I have absolutely no problem whatsoever of jnderstandLing what they are saying with their ‘awful accent’ and slang.
6. You know what I really hate? When I can’t understand what people are writing.
7. Well, I’m sorry, but the characters in HP is more realistic than sparkly vampires with yellow eyes, and gigantic guys who explodes when they’re angry.
… I have no idea how to reply to this… Beards and mustaches are perfectly normal.
8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And the Volturi doea not have bad hair and cloaks?
Keep in mind that HP is written as a fictional story, therefore, it is more ‘accepted’ to have more unrealistic characters.
I am with you!!! I grew up with Harry Potter, and I am a HUGE fan of Harry Potter!!!! I like Twilight, too, but I will always like Harry Potter the best. Harry Potter is one hundred times better than the Twilight series. HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST BOOK/FILM SERIES EVER!!!! SO SCREW YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO WROTE THIS POST!!!!!!
Some people shouldn’t have the right to freedom of speech.
I just want to leave a comment on this.
Fact of manner is, your culture is outdated…i know the post is somewhat older then mine, yet i still want to leave my opinium.
Harry poter can not EVER relate to twilight. They are two completly different stories. Twilight, is more fancy, not even realistic, just a gay version of vampires. The movies are not bad though, it´s an ok movie, to see with friends, but it´s not a movie to love.
Harry poter movies brought emotion, to the readers and viewers. People relate to death, and as i did on the movie, we feel the pain of death, like when ron weasley´s brother´s died. Or Snape died, its substantialy hard not to even get a tear on your eye, and that is what british writers give to the audiance, american writer´s can´t bring this much emotion on a serie.
I could keep writing about alot of other facts you mentioned but it´s simply pointless and not worth of my time.
“I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.”
well, you do realise in both world wars america and britain were on the same side. common knowledge right?
And your movie edward?? he is british????
but most of the ime we brits can’t understand the accents used in your movies??
Harry Potter Is So Better Than Twilight! And Don’t Be Mean British People Are Sometimes Better Than Americans!
#”Too much death”? “The good guy dies”? Hey, EVERY SINGLE PERSON, GOOD OR BAD, WILL EVENTUALLY DIE, YOU TROLL-BRAIN!
#”People torture other people just for fun”? “That’s wrong”? “Have fun killing people”? B!TCH, THAT’S WHAT THE BAD GUYS DO! IF YOU THINK THE AUTHOR TELLS US TO FOLLOW THE BAD GUYS, GO TO F***ING HELL!
#AND WHAT THE F*** DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH BRITISH V.S AMERICAN STUFF?! YOU SAID “By logic, Twilight is better than HP”, IN FACT, THAT’S MOST NOT LOGICAL! AND YOU RELATE TO WW2, B!TCH, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE WAR! THE QUALITY OF THE BOOK DEPENDS ON THE BOOK’S QUALITY ITSELF, NOT FROM WHAT COUNTRY THE AUTHOR IS FROM!
#Yeah right, B!TCH, it’s British cause THE BOOK IS FROM BRITAIN, YOU LUNATIC! AND WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM, YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO WATCH IT UN-SUBTITLED! I’m neither British nor American, yet I STILL FIND HP WAY MORE INTERESTING THAN TWILIGHT! Bet you don’t expect that with a duhbrain like that, eh?
#”Funny accents”? THAT’S BRITISH ACCENT, YOU NUT-HEAD! And as I said before, THAT’S EXACTLY THE USE OF SUBTITLE! And OF COURSE THEY CAN talk normally. No, not normally, because their accent IS ALREADY NORMAL, but in AMERICAN ACCENT, and that should be what you mean. Once again, that’s almost impossible for them, because THE BOOK ITSELF IS BRITISH! THEY’VE TALKED RIGHT, DOESN’T MEAN THEY HAVEN’T JUST BECAUSE IT’S NOT AMERICAN ACCENT!
#”The characters are ugly”? WHY THE F*** ARE YOU JUDGING ABOUT THIS?! “Hermione is a frizzy-haired dork”?! B!tch, THE CHARACTERS, THAT’S HOW J.K. ROWLING STATED THEM AS! And, newsflash, BEAUTY IS NOT F***ING EVERYTHING! SHE’S SMART, HELPFUL, AND A GOOD FRIEND TO ANYONE NICE! And again, for Luna, SHE IS STATED AS A WEIRDO, BUT SHE IS ALSO SWEET, KIND, HELPFUL, CREATIVE, INVENTIVE, AND A PROUD SELF! “Cause he’s a ginger”? HOW THE F*** DOES THAT RELATE?! “Weirdo wit with a freakish scar”?! B!TCH, THE SCAR IS LORD V’s CURSE FOR HIM, THAT’S THE MAIN INTEREST IN THE STORY, AND IT DOES NOT MAKE HIS LOOK ANY WORSE!
Yes, I admit having a beard is creepy, but WHAT THE F*** DOES MUSTACHE HAVE TO DO WITH BEING EVIL, B!TCH?! B!tch, that’s not a dress, it’s a WIZARD’S ROBE, CAUSE HE’S A WIZARD (Not every wizard wears it though, but hey, he’s ancient)! And WHY SHOULDN’T THEY BE?! Think about it LOGICALLY, that IF he’s gay when he’s still young HE CAN STILL BE GAY UNTIL HE’S OLD, RETARD!
#”What kind of people tortured them for fun?!”?! B!TCH, THAT’S WHY THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS! “They wouldn’t be considerate enough and wait for the end of the school year before enacting their evil plort”?! YOU MORON, THAT’S JUST BECAUSE HARRY HASN’T SHOWED UP UNTIL THEN, AND ONLY THEN THE DEATH EATERS AT HOGWARTS CONFIRM THE OTHER DEATH EATERS AND VOLDEMORT HIMSELF! And WHY THE F*** WOULD YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO THEIR HAIR?! “In cloaks”?! IDIOT, THAT’S WHAT WIZARDS WEAR!
IF YOU’RE NOT SUCH A TROLL-BRAIN YOU WOULD’VE CONSIDERED THESE REASONS BEFORE YOU WROTE THOSE F***ING IDIOTIC COMMENTS, B!TCH!
F***ing annoyingly,
A Not-Retarded Potterhead
PART ONE.
First and foremostly, I would like to take the time to proofread the travesty of a post you have here. Afterward, I will then respond to your ‘points’, and after THAT, I shall write my own list about why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
“So, SO many people have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks:
1. PROFANITY. Ron says “bloody Hell” all the time, and Molly Weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a “bitch” in the last book! That’s seriously unacceptable! I mean, little kids are reading that stuff! That kind of language is really bad!
2. VIOLENCE. Like, people die in every book. I mean, it’s just depressing! Good guys die, too! I mean Lupin, Fred (one of the best characters), Tonks, etc. I mean, little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! That teaches people that death is okay and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
3. TORTURE. In Harry Potter, people torture other people JUST FOR FUN! That’s WRONG! It’s going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean, like, Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain and HAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! That’s so horrible that they, like, get turned on by killing people. That’s SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY TOO DARK! That’s not okay for people to read. And for the death thing, see Reason Two.
4. BRITISH. British stuff is never as good as American stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, I’m not trying to brag or anything, but it’s just a fact that America is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is British. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is American, that automatically makes it higher quality. Just because it’s America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad. Like, they fought against us, and LOST in WWII, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
5. CONFUSING SLANG. See above, about it being British. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE it’s British, the stuff is confusing. Like, they use slang and stuff that doesn’t make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! And, like, the stuff they talk about is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!
6. BAD MOVIES. So, like, they’re made by an American company, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movies and not being able to understand the people in them! I mean seriously, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean can’t the actors talk normally? Why’d they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should have gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!
7. UGLY CHARACTERS. Hermione is a frizzy-haired dork; Luna is a weirdo and dresses like she’s color blind; Ron’s a ginger (and we all know that gingers don’t have souls, thanks to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still. He’s ugly); Harry is just a weirdo with glasses and a freakish scar; and Dumbledore is creepy, too. He has a beard, and beards are creepy! He has a mustache, too, and that makes him look like he’s evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THAT’S SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES! Also, he’s gay. That’s creepy because he’s so old! Old people aren’t supposed to be gay! Nothing against homosexuals, by the way.
8. UNREALISTIC VILLAINS. What kind of sadistic, creepy, fucking moron kills people and tortures them FOR FUN?! What the fuck?! And besides, its so unrealistic. I mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. That’s just unrealistic. They’re just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad. AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS! Stop thinking HP is SO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, that’s just plain RUDE. Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
LizzieBella :P”
My response to come. Don’t wait up, this might take a while. This is a three-part reaction to your craptastic point of view. I generally don’t condone the oppression of others’ opinions, but this is a special case.
You’re weird …!! Dumbledore is not gay o.O and it doesnt matter if he wear dresses …all the wizards wears uniforms /or habits/ …
This is the most terrible article what ive ever read. Girl, think about yourself. Go to the bathroom and have cold shower.
Youre bitch if you tell that Twilight is better than Harry Potter only because HP writes British writer. Or because there are person like Hermione – swot .. Or bcs Luna wear weird dress. -.-
that’s all..
Bahahahahahahaha
The Americans fought -WITH- Britain in World War Two
I really hope this is a troll, because it is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard.
Please go back to school and learn some spelling and grammar too 🙂
Okay seriously I’m fucking british and I disagree with this post 100 % and for many reasons
1) British are are actually better than american (Even though there are a stuff that I like about americans and that’s my opinion) Seriously, Half the stuff the americans focus on is plastic guys with too much muscle, Most of the actors and Comedies I like are british, Like Russell howard, Micheal mcintyre etc.
2) Ok I must admit, I’m not a harry potter fan or a twilight fan so I can’t really take sides, However Twilight is mainly about two guys who are fighting over girl, If your saying harry potter isn’t realistic, How realistic is a werewolf and a vampire fighing over a virgin? xD
3) Harry potter actually has a good plot, I know its got 7 movies / books, Each has a good long plot and doesn’t do what most movies do and give up trying to do good plots and just place a lot of fit guys.
4) When people die in Harry potter they are deep, very deep.. When Dobby died, I almost cried xD which is true.
5) Harry potter has elements to suit many ages. How ever I’m 16 and I find twilight too babyish and has too much prediction (No offence twilight fans)
Oh Yeah and before you go Dissing the british, remember that the stereotype for americas is fat, slobbish dickheads who follow each other like sheep.
I am with you!!! I grew up with Harry Potter, and I am a HUGE fan of Harry Potter!!!! I like Twilight, too, but I will always like Harry Potter the best. Harry Potter is one hundred times better than the Twilight series. HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST BOOK/FILM SERIES EVER!!!! SO SCREW YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE WHO WROTE THIS POST!!!!!!
You are a FUCKING IDIOT. Harry Potter is realistic, Twilight, is not. I love Twilight, and I love Harry Potter. So Fuck off and stop talking shit, bitch. The British are alot better than the Americans. America may be at the top of each list, but that also means Teen Pregnancy, Theft, War, and Death. Get your fucking facts straight. Emma Watson is a beautiful person, Ginger’s are rare and Why would you say something like this? Obviusley you enjoyed the book enough to get something out of it.
You’re a bitch,
Love Luna
PS- Learn to Fucking Spell!
You fucking racist bitch, I don’t even give a shit about HP or Twilight. America did NOT fight Britain in WW2 and “win”. the americans didn’t enter until the end, WW1 america did not enter the war until late 1916, and did fuck all before the BRITISH won. There wouldn’t even be an america without Britain, it was originally a BRITISH colony and all the first “americans” were BRITISH citizens. Your lack of Grammar and terrible spelling disgusts me, how about instead of attempting to insult a vastly superior nation, with out which you would not exist, you go to school and actually learn something.
Sincerely,
Every person with a brain.
1. Bloody Hell is not swearing. It’s a common thing that people in BRITAIN say, the place where the book is set. JK is not gonna throw in ‘gosh golly darnit’ just because you’re a tight ass. Also, I’m pretty sure ‘Bitch’ is a common term for a female dog. So, yeah.
2. People die in every book, because it’s a book about good conquering evil and how bad things happen sometimes but we have to get over them and become stronger for it. Death is natural, death does happen, and if you think death is unnatural then please, allow me to call the men with the white jackets.
3. Peole get tortured, mainly in later books, because as the series has gone on, readers have gotten older and they can read about this stuff without getting their knickers in a twist, unlike you. And the evil characters torture people. EVIL. As in, they are bad, evil people and don’t give a shit about anyone else, much less how ‘dark and wrong’ it is to torture people.
4. Speaking as a British person myself, I find this quite insulting. You’re saying that all of our media and products are lower and shittier than yours? Excuse me, but what gives you any right to say such a thing about a country? Just because America is advanced and powerful does not mean it makes the best media products. Twilight is the biggest load of bullshit I’ve ever seen I’m sincerely sorry, but we’ve practically done you a favour giving you Harry Potter. Some fucking good literature so your brains don’t melt. By the way, America fought WITH us, not against us. Idiot.
5. So if it’s confusing to you because it’s British, it’s automatically shit? The book is British, it is set in Britain, therefore, the content is going to be BRITISH. In any case, how are the books confusing because of the British terminology used? It’s not like there’s anything hugely obscure in there.
6. The actors have ‘funny accents’ because they are BRITISH. As it is a BRITISH BOOK. It can’t be a British book, set in Britain, with British people, and then suddenly everyone in the move is American. That would be fucking stupid. And if you can’t understand what they’re saying then there’s obviously something wrong with you because there’s nothing confusing about the accent. You’re just fucking stupid.
7. Oh wow, some characters aren’t fucking perfect sparkly vampires, HOW DAMN INCONVINIENT THAT YOU HAPPEN TO LIKE BARBIE DOLLS AND NOT REAL PEOPLE. Go cover yourself in plastic and hang out with Ken you shallow fucking bitch. The characters look different because people in the real world happen to look different, and not everyone looks like a damn supermodel. And apparently old people can’t be gay now. Let’s just take away their rights to have feelings and thoughts while we’re at it, right? That should about do it. I mean, they can’t be gay, what use do they have in brains?
8. HOW are any of the villains unrealistic? Voldemort is twisted and evil and one of the best villains, really. He doesn’t appear till the end of the book because for one, a specific chain of events is needed for most of his plans to happen, and why the hell would JK have Harry fighting Voldemort in the middle of the book, and then go on to describe the rest of the school year, the train ride home and half of Harry’s summer? That would be stupid and boring. Also, why would the Volturi and the newborn army wait convieniently till the end of the book for Bella and the Cullens, huh? When do they first meet the Volturi in New Moon? END OF THE BOOK. Newborn army in Eclipse? END OF THE BOOK. Volturi in Breaking Dawn? END OF THE FUCKING BOOK. Damn hypocrite.
We can lord Harry Potter over Twilight as much as we fucking want, because of the shitty quality of the book, and because of stupid dumbass fans like you.
Get a life. Seriously.
Harry Potter is about love and life. Voldemort and his death eater’s are EVIL that is why they kill/torture people you idiot.
Voldemort wanted to rule over the wizarding world!
Just because Twishit is American, does not make it good. British things are perfection.
The band Queen? British.
Rolling Stones? British.
Lord of the Rings? British.
The Beatles? British.
The Harry Potter movie’s have English actors in! They have English accents!
America and England fought TOGETHER against GERMANY in WW2 and won.
None of the characters are ugly. Having curly hair doesn’t make you ugly, being ginger doesn’t make you soulless or ugly, Luna is unique and dresses as she feels, Harry has glasses because he needs them to see and he has the scar because Voldemort tried to kill him!
Dumbledore is gay, yes, old people can be gay y’know!
Dumbledore dresses like he does because that is normal for witches and wizards.
“It sucks because it’s British?”
That is so Racist. Alrighty, First thing.
Most things made by america are inferior, go round your home and find how much stuff is made in china or Japan.
We British use proper English as our language is not AMERICAN English, maybe you should learn proper English like the rest of the English speaking world. The UK doesn’t use Slang. America does and It is your own fault you can’t understand the basics.
Twilight promotes teen pregnancy, it puts feminism back 10 years, it is racist, it promotes abuse, it is cliché infested and it has no plot what so ever.
Dumb arse
so your saying that the harry potter characters are ugly then what about your precious little edward he was the harry potter movies in soccers stone your complaints contradict eachother and you say that its not right to swear then how come in your agruments you use swear words wow your an idiot
You are an idiot. Regulusly …
1. Bloody Hell is not a swear word. Hell is a place religious people believe you go to in the afterlife if you are a bad person. Bloody is when something has blood on it. You have swore far worse than Bloody Hell more than twice in this article so please do NOT blame J.K. Rowling for swearing when you are swearing yourself on this article.
2. Death is a natural thing. People die everyday. Your stupid Twilight book teaches people that no one dies life is perfect. Meet your fairy tale man and life will be a fairy tale. Oh wait I forgot Twilight IS a fairy tale. Harry Potter is a tale of death, action, adventure and love. That’s too complicated for you to understand, isn’t it?
3. People DO torture others in real life. They kidnap them, rape them they cut them. What kind of villain tortures them? Oh I don’t know maybe Hitler, Osama Bin Laden and a hell of a lot more.
4. You are dismissing a book as good because it is brilliant? You are racist and did you know that you can be locked up for that? The majority of American’s were from Britain so please learn your facts before you write articles. I am British and I am very offended. Charles Dickens is one of the greatest writers in the world and he is from Hampshire in England. America and England were allies in WWII. Once again please learn your facts before writing an article.
5. Confusing** Learn to spell dear. Anyway’s it is not at all confusing. I have several American pen pals who love Harry Potter and they find Harry Potter simple to understand. If you find Harry Potter confusing do not even attempt to try to read the dear books SMeyer loves as it will be the hardest thing on earth for you. British people do not use slang. They talk with British accents and use British words because the books are british, they are british, the author of the books are british etc.
6. They are normal people and they can talk right. Maybe if you went back to school and learnt your lessons again you would realise. And they CAN talk right. American-English ever heard of it? You must do you speak it.
7. The characters are ugly? You are one shallow little girl if looks matter about when things are good. Ron is ginger? SO WHAT? Its one of the reasons why we all love him. Hermione is meant to look like that as she doesn’t care how she looks. As the books go on she matures and looks after her looks. Harry Potter is a boy with glasses and a weird scar? Probably half of the world wear glasses. The scar is a sign of the love Harry was given by his parents, even though they are not alive to look after him. Dumbledore wears a dress? Its a ROBE. All wizards wear them. Beards are creepy? You have insulted half your President’s.
8. The villains are unrealistic? They torture people for fun because that is what real villains do. They rape for fun. They kidnap for fun. They cut for fun. Please begin living in the real world and crawl out from your rock. They kill for fun cos that’s what villains in the real world do. Hitler killed for fun.
Over all, Yes I am a Potterhead, Yes I hate Twilight, Yes I am British and Yes I am highly offended about this article. But I have wasted my good time on writing up reasons on why scum like YOU do not have reasonable reasons. I don’t like Twilight but I wouldn’t write an article about it with stupid reasons on why it is awful. I am very sure you are not 16 as my 5 year old neice is more logical than you. She could have written a better article on how Twilight is awful with reasons 3 times as good as yours.
1. hmm, farther down in this post, you swear a lot too, little girl…. 🙂 and since when was bloody hell THAT bad ? Little kids don’t read this…….. not LITTLE kids anyway….. and even if they do, trust me, they’ve heard b*tch before..
2. That is what is called REALISTIC WRITING. If none of the good people died, it would be so unrealistic. It’s WAR. People DIE in WAR, just in case you didn’t know. I sure didn’t want any of my favorite characters to die, but I understand WHY J.K Rowling had to have some of the good guys die !
3. UM. It’s not saying that torture is okay. It’s BAD people doing the torture, EVIL people. That’s telling us torture is BAD. While Twilight is telling us teen pregnancy is okay? Yeah, WE’RE the one giving out bad messages.. -__-
4. you do NOT have a right to hate on British people just because they live in England!!! I’m American, and I think that England is better than us!!!!! At least they go through puberty right 🙂
5. you must be pretty damn STUPID to have to use a freaking dictionary when you read the books. as you said before, LITTLE kids read this. Oh, not up to the reading level yet? sorry, GROW UP.
6. Um. It’s called a BRITISH ACCENT. BRITISH ACTORS. It’s pretty damn hot actually, and if you can’t understand what they’re saying, you either have a hearing problem, or you don’t know English. Yes, ENGLISH. That’s our language, not “American”. But I’m glad you at least spelled siriusly right 🙂
7. Bet you don’t look any better 🙂 Gingers are hot, Hermione was supposed to look that way, and she grew up, have you seen her now!?!?!? Harry is smexy, and do NOT insult Luna. She’s unique, probably cooler than you’ll ever be.
Dumbledore does NOT wear a dress, he wears robes. like any normal wizard does. And you think beards and mustaches are creepy and evil looking.. ??? what’s wrong with that? Also, you “have nothing against homosexuals” , yet you think that old people can’t be gay, and Dumbledore is creepy for being gay? Yeah, of COURSE you have nothing against homosexuals -____-
8. It’s explained in the books… read them? Oh, sorry, I forgot, you still have to learn how to read big girl books…
Anyways, these are just a few reasons you are wrong.
Stop thinking we were being “rude” to Tw***ht fans. THAT, that you just wrote. THAT was rude. We were just truth speaking.
Trololol
Obvious troll is obvious…(or this was written by a nine year old) either way I got a good laugh out of it.
‘It’s British, and British stuff is never as good as American stuff.’
really? we. have. tea. we. have. Harry. Potter. we. have. a. Queen…
and we don’t have an AMAZINGLY annoying accent.
Bloody Hell.
Too bad the British were on the same side as the Americans.
OMG, please just kill yourself .
Oh yeah and bloody hell isn’t really much of a swear word xD
Holy shit. You are a dumb ass. It IS natural to die, sometime in your life, you will die. It’s inevitable. And sometime in your life, you’re going to have to go through the death of a loved one. You can’t control it, yes it’s depressing, but it happens. And speaking of depressing, doesn’t Bella go into a depression for like, three or four months because Edwards DUMPS her? All your stupid book teaches anyone is the importance of having a boyfriend, and that it’s ~~totally romantic~~ to be stalked by said boyfriend. And torture? Violent? I’m pretty sure Bella tries to kill herself in one book/movie by jumping off a cliff. Violence is found in many books, including your favorite shit ‘novel’. And really? British isn’t as good American? First of all, every country has their strong points, and I hope you know your beloved Edward is British, AND played a character in Harry Potter. (He also said he likes Harry Potter more than Twilight, he’s even said that he himself hates Twilight) And how is ‘the characters are ugly’ a bad thing? Not everyone in life is beautiful. In making a not perfect character, it gives little kids characters to look up to. Some people have frizzy hair, large teeth, wear ‘different’ clothes, glasses, scars on their bodies, and some people are ‘ginger’. It’s saying also you can be yourself, letting the kids that read the books know that it’s not ugly, it’s being them self. And did you REALLY just say ‘old people can’t be gay’? What the FUCK is wrong with you? It’s not a CHOICE to be gay, therefore, elders can be gay. They love who they love, just like everyone else, you ignorant fuck.
Jesus, I hope you’re a troll, because all I read up there was a pile of stupid shit.
Don’t mean to make you mad or anything, but you have lots of people who hate you from hundreds of Harry Potter pages that posted this.
“They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT”???? You do know that Robert Pattison is BRITISH, don’t you?? I mean, he was IN the bloody HP films (well, one of them)!! So, before you go off saying that Twilight is better, just remember, we had the main actor first. You have no ground to stand on here.
LIsten Bitch,
YOur a dumbass!!!! firstly robert fricking pattinson was in HARYY POTTER!! and said he preferrred it to twilight second twilight is about soppy little veggie vampires that sparkly thats unrealastic not HPs villiam thirdly this “amzing actress” kristen stewart has NO talent and has the same expression and tone of voice at all times fourthly taylor launter is a pig nosed freak who walks around in a forrest bare chested which is not hot fifthly they are not werewolves they are big wolves thats stupid atleast in HP our werewolves look like fricking werewolves and sixly yuu say there it much swearin in Hp well bloody hell is RONS CATCHPHRASE and molly doesnt call bellatrix a bitch in the book which shows how much YUU no and alsotwilight has SEX IN IT COMEON sex is worse than bloody swearing soooooooooo and also yuu tell us PotterHeads not to try and say harry potetr is better cos its rude but this whole page is about how twilight is better than harry potter(which is not true) so that is the biggest fail of your life well acc the biggest fail of yuur life was when yuur mum had yuu!! btw HARRYPOTTER IS WAYY BETTER THAN SPARKLY VAMPIREES AND A EMOTIONLESS TEEN WIV NO TALENT! dont fuck wiv potterheads!!!
I suggest… If you are going to bag something out….. You learn to spell and use punctuation. I am sure….. Really really sure that a ten year old wrote this.
Your point is moot, bloody hell you bitch
Oh wow…Look out… That is HIGHLY offensive *snort*.
I suggest you delete this from the Internet and spare yourself the embarrassment of the rest off the world reading it.
What an ignorant child . You really need some education because your spelling is wrong & you should really know that Britain and America were allies. Look up your facts ?!?!? Also , the lowest earning Harry potter film ‘prisoner of azkaban ‘ has made more money than twilights highest earning film. Stick that in your american Pie hole and eat it.
So vampires are realistic? So it’s better that stephenie writes pages about Bella’s hideous monsterbirth rather then Jk’s few sentences about torture? So it’s better that volturi rips innocent “newborn” vampires apart just because they don’t think they deserve to live? And since you’re so proud of being American I thought you’d read your history? Americans are those who immigrated from England! You’re fucking english sweetheart, you can’t take that away.
British not Brilliant. Haha sorry
Yeah because sparkling vampires are so interesting. Lmao. I hate to break it to you sweetheart but good and bad people die in the real world and there’s torture too. Your post sucks and you clearly have an obsession problem.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a long time. Oh, and dear commentors-Hogwarts is actually in Scotland. They take the Hogwarts Express from London to Scotland. That’s why it takes such a ruddy long time to get there. An easy mistake. I would go through and correct all the mistakes in the article but that would take longer than a ride on the Hogwarts Express…
Harry Potter was never supposed to be for young Children. In real life, people are tortured many times justfor fun by crazy people who want to see others in pain. There is no peace in the world. Harry Potter is based off of World War two in many cases. The actors are British dumb ass! That is the way they talk. This articleis politically incorrect and very rude! Is there something wrong with you?
Twilight doesn’t have death in it making it unbeleiveable. Even Disney movies have death in it and battle scenes. Harry Potter also references to Greek and Roman Mythology and other great works and myths/ledgens. Twilight is about a depressed girl who fell in love with a pedofile and went near comatose when she couldn’t be with him.
There is so many things I can say to discredit (not like there is anything to back up these anyway) what you havesaid. Also, you should check your franker and spelling. I have an excuse for
I would like to think that this is all just a joke (in which case it would be hilarious), but unfortunately I think you’re serious.
Please, please, PLEASE stop wasting your time reading that miserable excuse for a book (commonly referred to as Twilight) and instead pay attention in history (The British fought WITH the US during WW2) and take some time to learn correct usage of the English language.
Honestly… people like this are the reason Americans are thought of as ignorent idiots by the rest of the world.
I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT IS ABOUT GAY SPARKLEPIRES! I really hope your joke because ‘bloody hell’ if you aren’t you will pay for this big time. I’ll have you know Twilight isn’t exactly child friendly! The sex in the book, the baby, the honeymoon, the part where she DRINKS BLOOD! HUMAN BLOOD! AND SAYS “It’s GOOD!” Here is the reality of your little fairy tale! She would do the whole forest bit and he would DRINK HER! Even if they did make it to the next book with that paper cut HE. WOULD. DRINK. HER!!!!! HARRY POTTER IS ABOUT LOVE, AND FIGHTING FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN! FACE THE FACTS! Oh and the little vampire leader cult thing. They are a joke. A JOKE! Voldemort kills not “for fun” he kills because he thinks hes better than them. That little cult seems to think the same thing. But people accept it from them. At least people FIGHT against Voldemort. Get your head out of the clouds okay honey? Because I’ sure your just a little teenage girl who wants to listen to unrealistic teenagers complain about the same problems you have! “IT’S LIKE THEIR LIVING MY LIFE!” And one more thing. Vampires do not sparkle. They burst into flames.
WHAT?! firstly the swearing stops at ‘bloody hell’ and ‘bitch’ there is no ‘unacceptable words. you say they are bad but there is you saying ‘fuck’. it is also less violent than twilight– the bit at the end of twilight, all of the humans getting killed in the end of new moon, the MURDER of that young vampire girl in eclipse and the WHOLE birth in breaking dawn! the deaths are there to show people that good people do die and not give then an unrealistic dream that a vampire will come and make them immortal and they will live happily forever..
if you are such i twilight fan then you should know there is torture in twilight,, what about james BREAKING bella’s leg in twilight?!
and the whole thing with it being British has no relevance to anything and is just prejudice- that would be like me saying twilights rubbish because it is american and all Americans are fat, stupid and inbred. which i would hope to be not true.
oh and we won world war two so get it right
i can safely say the movies are better than the twlight series, FUNNY ACCENTS? are you kidding me?! AT LEAST ALL OUR ACTORS ARE FROM THE RIGHT COUNTRY! where is your precious edward from… oh yeah BRITAIN!
and the characters do not have to perfect because guess what PEOPLE AREN’T! if you are complaining that hermione is ugly and dorky AT LEAST SHE SHOWS EMOTION do you seriously call what ever kristen stewart does acting?!
you say that shit about luna but twlight copied her and made her shit and called her alice.
dubmledore is creepy? so you think that a hundred odd year old going out with an 18 year old is’t creepy??
you have nothing against gay people but you think transvestites are normal– thats ridiculous. you have no right to judge people by the way they dress.
old people aren’t supposed to be gay? so you think as soon as they turn 60 they are suddenly straight you ignorant prick.
the volturi don’t wait till the end of the school year– but they don’t want to interrupt bella and Edward’s honeymoon.
oh and at least harry potter has a story too it.
your precious twilight has tainted the name of vampire for ever! vampires that sparkle i mean where the hell did that come from!?
at least the females in harry potter can fight for themselves and don’t act like little children when their boyfriends leave and try to get themselves killed so they can see then again..
just remember that robert pattinson said he would rather play cedric diggory than edward
last thing LEARN TO FUCKING SPELL!
Ok so “Bloody Hell” is not ok for kids to read but sex scene’s are? I have read both series and Harry Potter far surpass it, I am a fan of both as I said but your reasons lack details. Death is a natural thing and people Die in Twilight as well. I could go on and list what is wrong with each reason but I am sure others have and I am not going to waste my time.
I am going to attack each of your points with a magic I call sense. I may point out now that I am British. It’s important.
1. You’re complaining about our swearing? Bloody Hell isn’t even seen as a swear over here. Your books have sex in them. Which is worse? A non-swear, or sex? Hmmmm…
2. Death is a part of life. Violence is part of life. Yours is all to do with death too – vampires are dead. Yours is to do with violence too – you know, all that VIOLENCE IN IT?! Death IS part of life and natural. Everyone and everything dies. Get over it.
3. Sadists exist. Get over it. The bad guys are horrible horrible people, and they enjoy torture. I am a little bit of a sadist. I do harm my friends. That might seem horrible, and it is, but it’s part of life. My friends know why I do it and I don’t hurt them much so they don’t mind. Bellatrix and the Dark Lord are sadistic to the very core. The Dark Lord can’t love for he split his soul into 7 pieces. Bellatrix loves Voldemort. They’re both VERY sadistic.
4. How bloody racist was that!? Our view is pretty much the opposite. I admit, a lot of American stuff is awesome – Like Percy Jackson. But there is a lot of crap stuff too – like Twi- Liiiiiike Rebecca Black. Don’t be so racist. British stuff is awesome. You just can’t get our humor. That’s your fault, not ours.
5. Get a brain. Then you’ll understand.
6. They’re British actors with British accents playing out a British story! SHOCK. HORROR. Get over it.
7. They’re NORMAL PEOPLE. Sorry if our characters are realistic whereas yours are completely unrealistic! Just ’cause Dumbledore has a beard with mustache and is gay doesn’t make him evil – He’s just a guy. Give him a break. I bet I could find someone you like who has a mustache, if yo gave me long enough.
8. Those sort of people exist. They’re either locked up or in hiding. Thank goodness. Crawl out of your hole and smell the roses.
Now, as much as I don’t like Twilight and do like Harry Potter, I have nothing against Twihards. Nothing. You’re all just normal people. I DO have something against racist, slightly homophobic, naive morons. That is why I seem more than a little annoyed – because I am! You can’t bash something on those points, especially when your book series has half of them in worse proportions.
-Time, a Potterhead ’till the end
F U ignorant Muggle.
Obviously all the reasons are stupid.
But really, the whole World War 2 thing? I really hope you’re a troll, otherwise I died inside.
Fucking remember history!
You Sucks
Siriusly?
BEARDS.
AREN’T.
CREEPY.
YOU.
IDIOT.
Why is Harry Potter better than Twilight?
Harry Potter is about confronting fears and adventure.
Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
And yea right, i’ll be the first one to like this post. SURE.
WOW. I love Harry Potter and Twilight but they really need to stop picking on Harry Potter.
What I think about each of their “reasons”…
1) Too much swearing… wow. Molly swears at Bellatrix once and that’s about it. Yes, there is a little more swearing but very little.
2) It’s too violent… it’s too violent. WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE?!? Yes, there is some violent parts, but what’s wrong with that?!? It is completely nessecary for the plot.
3) People get torchered…. Well yes they get torchered, THAT’S WHY THE DEATH EATERS ARE EVIL! It’s not like it is promoting torcher or violence… they are unforgivable curses. A.K.A. not good.
4) It’s British… wow. BRITISH PEOPLE ROCK!!!
5) The british slang is not understandable…. I am an American and I had NO PROBLEMS WITH THIS! Nobody needs a dictionary to read it….
6) The movies are bad… THE MOVIES ARE AWESOME CRAZY!!! Again, I can understand the british accents as an American.
7) The characters are ugly…. It’s called life. Not everyone is a SUPERMODEL. And actually Emma Watson just recently won “most beautiful face of 2011” Luna is so freakin’ AWESOME. Gingers are cool and don’t even try to dis dumbledore like that!
8) Unrealistic villans… this series is FICTION. It is a total FANTICY.
-A-Very-Mad-Potterhead
You…are…I-I can´t find words to say how stupid you are!!!!! You F*cking B*itch! How did you could afford to write such a piece of s*its address of Harry Potter?! I am from Slovakia and I could wrote it with a better orthography, as you wrote…stupid kid…I wanted to smash my head on the desk when I read it…and then your head. I hope you die!!!
I decree sandwiches for all. I mean, we all clearly see how much she have failed, and what’s she going to do? Capslock us to death? Let’s go and watch some Harry Potter instead (Lord of the Rings fan here, but I’d take HP, both books and movies over Twillight any day).
ok, this is soooo dumb! makes me laugh haha
You are an actual twat.
Twilight sucks because it says that you have to rely on a man to live your life.
Just because Twilight is American does not make it automatically better than anything. Tbh, the British don’t think very highly about America either but there you have it. As for the swearing thing, ‘Bloody Hell’ is a common saying; it’s not swearing. In Harry Potter, there’s is only one swear. In one book. On one page. Twilight, I know for a fact, swears more than a few times throughout the series. I have read both.
I know a 7 year old who has read both series. Breaking Dawn has about 3 or 4 sex scenes. Harry Potter has nothing remotely sexual in it.
As for the villians, the Volturi have no personalities. They wear the same shitty clothing, day in, day out. They have no original ideas and sit on their asses all day, claiming to be royalty.
In Harry Potter, each villian has their own personalty; their own background. They each wear a variety of clothing. And as for the killing and torturing, the Volturi do the same. In Harry Potter they show mercy. Twilight does not. The girl, Bree, from Eclipse and The Short Second Life Of Bree Tanner, was murdered without any kind of mercy at all.
You, sir/ma’am, are so fucking stupid -.-
Read both series THOROUGHLY. And buy a fucking dictionary.
srsly.
i cant believe you insult a country a country you have no right! Because twilight is american does it necessarily make it better NO. Also harry potter is a better role model than twilight. Twilight is a much worse idea of life getting married and having a kid at 18. You can have an opinion but u dont have to go an insult a whole country and all harry potter fans. Harry potter rules!
thank you for making my day.
you are a wonderful comedian and are going to go far in the entertainment industry.
i could not stop laughing as i read your redundant, self-contradicting, idiotic rants.
you have truly mastered the use of sarcasm.
all of the cussing that you used really emphasized your number-one reason for hating Harry Potter: the language. it also made it much more appropriate for me to read to my little sister who (the silly fool!) is obsessed with Harry and his unrealistic world of wizardry. comedic hypocrisy seems to come so naturally to you!
deepest condolences for your broken spellcheck; i hope it recovers soon. 😦
Dude, are you kidding with me? You think Harry Potteris ridiculus? I think you are
This paragraph ridiculus and You should go and get a history book, Americans are NOT better than British people, Harry Potter is a lifestyle and don’t you ever try to say a word about it, you ll fail, very thing is false in this stupid thing, you should go and read a Harry Potter book.
Miololix
I CALL TROLL.
I have no words to describe how stupid you are at this time. I’ll do that in depth later.
Please don’t post this crap on the Internet. Harry Potter fans on Facebook are going to use this against you. And I am NOT British and I can understand them. Try reading the books of Harry Potter if you haven’t already. More enjoyable than the movies. Just a bit.
jajajaja this bitch just wrote what came out, but why not talk about sex twilight spoken only taught girls to obsesionarce with dead men and the most important thing is the bridegroom and Now you’re a bitch trash!
Ok, seriously, no 4, about britain and america, is TOTALLY racist
also, all the things you said are in the twilight books as well :L
whaaaaat a dumbass. If one of your reasons for disliking Harry Potter is the use of curse words, then you cussing in subsequent “reasons” for why Twilight is better than Harry Potter makes you look like more of a moron than you already are. congrats on failing at life, you fucking imbecile.
Please, get off of the internet and never return.
I can honestly say that some Twilight fans have gone to a new low. And second, HOW DARE YOU BASH ON THE BRITS!? Yeah, I am American. I am proud of it, yes. But! Dumbass, have you see how shitty our ecomony is right now!? American books are good, yeah. But! So are the biritish. Your whole statment was a racist wast of time. I know I suck at spelling, but you really really suck at both grammer and spelling.
I like how you said swearing was bad, and then swear. And also, there really is not that much swearing.
But I’m not going to saw Twilight totally sucks, I have read all the books. I don’t judge a book until I have read it. New Moon was the only good on. Why? Edward wasn’t in it.
And when was the last time you picked up a History book? The Brits have helped us ALLOT!!!! I was considering your thoughts on Harry Potter until I saw the posts that were bashing the Brits. So please, i have a few things you need to do before you bother continueing this useless blog post (sorry, but this whole post was a wast of time.)
1-Learn to spell like a 12 year old please, because right now, you spell like a 6 yearold.
2-Learn grammer.
3-Stop being racist. *TOP RULE TO BLOGING! BASHING ON RACES AND OTHER CONTRYS ARE BAD! AND WILL MAKE EVEN YOUR OWN MOTHER HATE YOU!*
4-Get your facts striaght.
5-Pick up a danm history book!
6-America is in a shitty place right now. So it was a pretty bad point to say American writing is better.
7-Stephinie (That is not spelt right) Myers has horrible grammer too. ‘Handsomist’ really!? REALLY!?
PS; SM wrote a shit sex sence, and reading about sex is approprite for kids!? The HP books had a total of like…6 kisses. And atleast those were wrote well…
Thats all I have to say, for now. Don’t be suprise If I comment on your other posts. I could debate with you for HOURS.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good
U are a moron, brits did NOT fight American fags in ww2 they fought the natizis, ur spelling, puntuation and grammer are terrible.
Ohh and harry potter is inspriational whereas twlight is about a stupid girl not being able to pick between a dead guy and a dog =/
hahah oh my god, the world war ii comment… this is why we have to continue to teach history in our schools. fucking pathetic, hahaha
Okay I’m probably going to get a lot of crap for this but, I like Harry Potter AND Twilight. There are ups and downs to both of these series. But I am currently appalled at some of your arguments against HP.
1) HP was essentially not intended for such young audiences. It was meant for people included in an older age group. Individuals that have a higher maturity than the younger populous.
2) See above.
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4) You’re being racist. I am American and I do agree that some of our technology is a bit forward than Britain’s. But, what you said is the same as saying anything Japanese is better because they’re more technologically advanced. Also…we sound funny to every other country. Another thing, to the other countries we are loud-mouthed, carnivorous, rude, and arrogant. I partially agree with them. But I say let’s avoid that subject completely.
5) Again, this is a bit racist. I understand not being able to comprehend their “slang” . But I have a friend who’s British and he told me when we first met, he couldn’t understand basically every other word I said. We have our own slang without even noticing it.
6) It’s because they’re British. ((Also you were complaining about the cursing in the book in an above complaint, then you decide to curse about the movies. A bit hypocritical don’t you think?))
7) This just has to do with taste. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Even you. But, I rather think Ron’s actor is cute..I also think Luna’s character is magnificent. I kind of agree with you about Harry and Hermione..I never really liked those characters. Dumbledore used to be young.
8) See reason 1.
I repeat that I like both of these series, and that I am not being very rude about this. I am simply stating the above facts in a civilized manner. Thank you for taking the time to read my opinion.
Guys, it’s not her fault. Medications can be expensive.
Please tell me that you are just trolling and this is all just one big joke. I would rather you say that this was all just part of your pathological need for attention than to believe that you are actually being serious right now. Maybe you should seek professional help because are are obviously a very delusional child. Please just back away from the computer and get yourself checked into a mental institution. Well, enjoy your day pass and stay away from sharp objects! And no, the walls are not speaking to you. Take whatever medicine your doctor gives you. And please promise you will actually read some quality books, and no, Twilight does not count as a quality book, quality toilet paper, but not a quality book.
Silly muggle.
you really are an idiot, a typical American unwise. HARRY POTTER IS MUCH BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT twilight. because it has essence, meaning, is not whether the characters are ugly, have stories, vampires no shine, but shine harry potter so are characters struggling against adversity, and yes! have been people who likes to torture and kill for fun … as the Nazis. and obviously death is natural, you’re really sick mind if you do not think so, because we all die someday even you, and hopefully that is certainly not to have to put human shit in this world
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my dear, when i read your opinion (or whatever) i saw plenty of typos, before you publish it, check if you have typos, you dumb. And Twilight is depressing too 🙂 even Edward hates twilight. Honestly, before i liked Harry Potter I’m a Twilight lover. My aunt. bought me the first book and while I’m reading it my mom rushed into my room, snatched my book and gave me the Harry Potter. I asked her why she snatched my twilight book and she said to me that Stephanie Meyer’s (or how you spell it) grammar is WRONG. I read the first half of the book and honestly, I can’t understand a thing. That’s what my mom’s saying. My friend was a Twilight lover but now, she doesn’t even care. It’s not like Harry Potter which took 10 years I think? Not like Twilight (Movie) that started like 2008. Ends 2012 geee. -_____- i hate twilight. T_T and, Harry potter is been published WAY earlier than Twilight! 😡
Hun, if this is a joke it ain’t funny! Sorry but what is wrong with you? Twilight is not a bad book. It’s fun yes but I’m sorry you’re maing me have to say this Harry potter reaches people a lesson about life, twilight is something you gain no knowledge from. What would you honestly prefer fighting for a better
Life of crying over your boyfriends? I’m sorry but both books are good but just one is epic and actually has a meaning.
Are you fuckig stupid? Harry Potter is an amazing book series written by the beautiful, and wonderful Joanne Rowling. I wouldn’t wipe my ass with a piece of shit like Twilight. It has absolutely NO plot. I’ve tried reading the books and watching the movies and it’s just the same thing in every fucking book. J.K. put so muc time and effort into the books, while Stephenie Meyer only wrote in in less than a year. I did a report in school on why Harry Pitter is at superior to Twilight, and I got an A plus on it. So back off bitch. Stick to what you know; Pale sparkly “vampires” and pink na polish. Don’t bash an amazing story.
It’s true that books (and movies) where EVERYONE (so KIDS TOO) can read or see a sparkling vampire making a cesarean section with his teeth is SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER !!!!
And A BITCH is a female dog
I really, really, hope you’re trolling everybody.
emmm what’s that about america being more advanced and better than Britain ok i could name at least 400 British inventions could even name 10 american ones and if it wasn’t for the British there wouldn’t be electricity so there wouldn’t be any films and probably not any books because there wouldn’t be COMPUTERS oh and you know when you sit in a room at night and magically its light ? well that’s thanks to the British too ! and american books and films are just so generic they’re all about the same thing or along the same lines and who the F#ck wants that ??
“that teaches people that death is ok and natural!” ….Yet Twilight teaches people that getting depressed over your boyfriend leaving you, and not doing ANYTHING for months, is perfectly fine.
Yeah, that makes sense and just one more thing
for a while I have thought to myself that what was done to vampires in Twillight was a natural transition so that the newer, stupider generation could comprehend – just as they have evolved from creatures of darkness and myths, spreading fear and evil at the beggining of their movie career, to transcend malice into dark sexuality, introduced to us by Anne Rice, who had vampires pictured as an organised and aristorcratic, yet hidden society of ever – young people. But they have comandeered respect, and were creatures of darkness still. But with the porgressive stupification of mankind, another change was needed I guess, so they were stripped of their respect and darkness. They became whiny ass bitches, and while the vampires of the Masquerade world actually have something to worry about – the beast is within them, and every vampire has to watch out and cling to their humanity as to not become a mindless animal, they still got loads of kicks out of life. The Twillight vampires have NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT yet spend their entire time bitching about how cursed they are. I mean stakes? No, sir. Blessed ammunition? Silver bullets? Crosses? Nothing, the way I hear it there aren’t even any vampire hunters in Twillight universe. So all that time, all that Twillight teaches you is that while being in an ideal situation, you need to seek out faults in it, and I believe that this carries a particularly strong message for the ladies that you cannot and must not settle for anything, even the best, at least that is the way I understand the constant fucking shuffle of the relationships in this so – called series.
So while Harry Potter conveys all sorts of messages about good winning over evil, about how important ties of friendship are and standing for what you believe in, Twillight tells you how important it is to put your boyfriend through the hoops and then ditch him whenever you feel that you’re not in complete and utter control.
First of all Twlight sucks! Its about a sparkling emo vampier, and a dumb bi*ch!!!
1.Swearing is apart of life, little kids will found about these swears when they are older!!
2…. Death is nature (unless it’s murder) but the good people die because it’s saying this is war people die.. No mater who you are!!
3….. They are evil what do you expect??
4. Did u just dis british people?? British people are bloody awesome!! ( I’m not british am Australian) But there has been many many many british movies way better than American movies, american movies suck!
5. Really?? It’s not bloody confuseing at all!! They barly use any british slang, your just stupid.
6. DONT U DARE DISS DAN,RUPERT,EMMA, TOM, MATHEW, EVANNA, JAMES, OLIVER OR ANY OF THE OTHERS!! You need to get ur hearing checked, they talk normally, your the one who can’t talk normally!
7. Hermione isn’t ugly she is very pretty ( ur
Just jelous) and she isn’t a dork, she is the brightest witch of her age!! Luna isn’t weird! She just beleives in stuff most ppl don’t, and she doesnt dress like she Is color blind she has a equine style!! Ron isn’t ugly! Ur just jealous u won’t get someone at hot as him!!
Harry isn’t a werido, his glasses are the fucking bomb!! The scar is fucking awesome, a lighting bolt on your forehead, WICKED!
Dumbledore isn’t creepy nor are beards, and the mo doesnt make him look evil it makes him awesome, he doesn’t wear a dress, IT’S A ROBE!! all wizards wear them, and there’s nothing wrong with being gay if thats what he wants then thats what he wants!!
8. Death eaters!!!! Duh! Real villains ( like Voldemort) wait for the end of the school year to FIGHT because then it’s gives them a chance to fight with what they have learned!! You wanna talked about unrealestic? Twilight villains! They r a gang of Undead fucks!!
HARRY POTTER IS WWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT, Harry potter has adventure, comedy, romance, saddness, Twilight has sparking emo vampire and a ‘werewolf’ ( he isn’t a werewolf he is an animagus (dog) which mean a person can turn into an certin animal at will WHICH IS WHAT JACOB DOES!! a were wolf only changes into a werewolf every full moon!!!
STOP SAYING TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER, BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER!! LIVE WITH IT!!
Keep Calm and Potter On
Rikki (potterheas
Badd words such as bloody hell? and u used the ” F ” word more than 3 times? twiglight has s*x lots of it, and btw J.K ROWLING has an amazing life story better than whoever wrote twi whatever, ugly characters really? everyone is beautiful. thats not a reason to hate harry potter. and using big words for looking in the dictionary is an important thing and thats what i loved most about the books too, when i read this book my writings improved so did my language in talking big words r imp, and good, would u rather find mean and bad than pompous for example? then go read snow white or teli tubies. Killing and sickness & torture is what happens in life sometimes including death, life isnt always happy and happliy ever after, its a part of life. get real reason to REALLY HATE HARRY POTTER . and woww what reasons all I see is a great twilight lover and a harry potter hater whoww.
Im american and even thought it is the best dosent make british movies bad. and btw u soo offended lots of british people and HUGE HP FANS. btw: please ur making people with glasses be found weird and odd? racist. glasses are cool i have ray-ban ones and im proud. i actually cant beleive i wasted time on this.
You’re a fucking retard…. this gave me some good laughs I must admit =) mostly because half the shit you sad makes no sense and makes you sound like an uneducated whoreface =) but this is exactly the kind of thinking you’d see coming from someone who read Twishit
First of all Twlight sucks! Its about a sparkling emo vampier, and a dumb bi*ch!!!
1.Swearing is apart of life, little kids will found about these swears when they are older!!
2…. Death is nature (unless it’s murder) but the good people die because it’s saying this is war people die.. No mater who you are!!
3….. They are evil what do you expect??
4. Did u just dis british people?? British people are bloody awesome!! ( I’m not british am Australian) But there has been many many many british movies way better than American movies, american movies suck!
5. Really?? It’s not bloody confuseing at all!! They barly use any british slang, your just stupid.
6. DONT U DARE DISS DAN,RUPERT,EMMA, TOM, MATHEW, EVANNA, JAMES, OLIVER OR ANY OF THE OTHERS!! You need to get ur hearing checked, they talk normally, your the one who can’t talk normally!
7. Hermione isn’t ugly she is very pretty ( ur
Just jelous) and she isn’t a dork, she is the brightest witch of her age!! Luna isn’t weird! She just beleives in stuff most ppl don’t, and she doesnt dress like she Is color blind she has a equine style!! Ron isn’t ugly! Ur just jealous u won’t get someone at hot as him!!
Harry isn’t a werido, his glasses are the fucking bomb!! The scar is fucking awesome, a lighting bolt on your forehead, WICKED!
Dumbledore isn’t creepy nor are beards, and the mo doesnt make him look evil it makes him awesome, he doesn’t wear a dress, IT’S A ROBE!! all wizards wear them, and there’s nothing wrong with being gay if thats what he wants then thats what he wants!!
8. Death eaters!!!! Duh! Real villains ( like Voldemort) wait for the end of the school year to FIGHT because then it’s gives them a chance to fight with what they have learned!! You wanna talked about unrealestic? Twilight villains! They r a gang of Undead fucks!!
HARRY POTTER IS WWAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT, Harry potter has adventure, comedy, romance, saddness, Twilight has sparking emo vampire and a ‘werewolf’ ( he isn’t a werewolf he is an animagus (dog) which mean a person can turn into an certin animal at will WHICH IS WHAT JACOB DOES!! a were wolf only changes into a werewolf every full moon!!!
STOP SAYING TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER, BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER!! LIVE WITH IT!!
Keep Calm and Potter On
Rikki (potterhead_4_ever!!
You must be high or something because saying that Hp is shit because the villains are unrealistic? Yeah, and shit pretend vampires are real. The books are badly written and are a waste of ink. Harry Potter is good because the characters are normal not everyone is a fucked up fairy thing and people can relate to it. You ate wrong 🙂
well first off id like to say its a silly subject but i was curious and read your rant. second id like to say you are a complete moron. not because of you opinion. everyone is entitled to thier own opinion no matter how rediculous the subject.
you contradict yourself by saying that no one should read curse words but you dropped the f bomb a few times. but id have to say the stupidest thing you said was that the british fought against us and lost WWII. the british fought along side us against the Nazi-Germany and the Germans lost you dumb ass!!!
SERIOUSLY…. I HOPE VOLDEMORT KILLS YOUR FAMILY!
OH, by the way…….
BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL BLOODY HELL!!!!! ♥♥
So much of this is not true and simply an opinion of a little girl
So since twilight is soo amazing, what does twilight teach? What is it’s moral? What’s the plot?
Really don’t compare Harry Potter to Twilight
1. Death happens everyday, Good people die every day, and so do some bad people
2. almost every book someone dies, or get badly hurt, its like in life..
3. If you took away Voldemort wand, and being immortal, hes just some psycho killer, we had a lot of them through out history
4. There’s a lot you can learn from the books, how to deal with death, family, friendship, love, and bullies.
5. I’m from America, and i can understand the books perfectly, maybe the book is not for you, i get that, but seriously take our time and actually read the book.
6. I’m a werido thank you very much your labeling others, those books that you hate, help me get through being bullied, helping going through a friends death, it taught me that family is important, it taught me to stand up for my self and others. It taught me that i’m not alone in this messed up world
7. I read the twilight books saw the movies, it just made me depress i mean seriously, it was just so boring, bella is the most unrealistic character ever, and Jacob is not a werewolf and The Cullen’s are just creepy, edward is a abusive boy friend, he really is,and Bella does not stand up for her self, i don’t want kids to read about that, because then they think its okay.
8. The movies are amazing, they just are, if there not amazing how come they got billions of dollars??? How come we have a theme park???
9. Don’t compare a book that hasn’t been on this earth for long…
10. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY! OR BI OR LIKING BOTH NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
11. In the harry potter series, its overcoming hard things in your life,
12. I learn a lot from the hp series, and J.K. Rowling is the most amazing author ever, the series changed my life and i hope that in the future i’m still reading the books.
13. I think you should get your facts straight and STOP being so judgmental…
Twilight is not or ever be better then the Harry Potter series..
years from now people are going to forget about twilight, they are they will move into something else, but harry potter books and movies will ALWAYS be there
You have some problems. Britain used to OWN America. Technically, we went over there, so you guys are all British anyway. You only got your independence because we were unprepared. And you guys didn’t win against us in WWII, because we were on the same side. Get a life, child. You don’t even know what the point of villians are.
*facewall* Your joking right? First of all, twilight is a load of shit. Vampires don’t sparkle. The burn up and die in the sun. Second, hp is a /fantasy/ book. Of course the characters are going to seem unrealistic dumb ass. Finally, learn how the fuck to spell bitch.
1. Harry Potter is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better twilight is so boring i fall asleep at the beginning
2. There was made a movie to make fun of twilight not Harry Potter
3. Vampires don’t sparkle !!!!!!!!!!!!
You gotta be kiddin me !! How stupid are you ,really ?? I was like OMG ,she `s so stupid !! At first ,when u`r going to write something ,you have to know all the facts .. I mean how can you say that Harry Potter is stupid because it`s british ?? bitch ,please .. and fyi americans and british people were allies in WW2 …
Alright first off there is hardly any cusing in any if the books! And if you think there’s such bad language why in the word would you use the F word more than 2 times!! I mean come on. That’s the worst word of them all and it’s not in any books even once! If you don’t like the books then you don’t have to read them. And Dumbledore is NOT wearing a dress it’s called a robe dummy. I don’t see why you have to ruin it for everyone else. If you think Twilight is better then that’s your opinion. But to other people it’s there life. They grew up with it. Would you like it if someone said that Twilight sucks because it’s American? Doubt it. You should base a movie on where it was filmed at. And by the way you seriously need to learn how to type. Thats all I have to say.
The britains fought germany in ww2 and WON, jackass.
Okay, look. I just have a few things to point out.
1. Dumbass. You were talking about how the language was bad but you were effing and bleeping throughout half of this pointless paragraph.
2. HOW DARE YOU SAY SIRIUSLY YOU STUPID POINTLESS LITTLE MUGGLE!
3. Are you really that stupid? Of course death is natural, and okay. Everything comes to an end.
4. British language is confusing, eh? So is your spelling. You need to go back to school.
5. Ever notice how no one from Harry Potter skips school? The Cullens do quite frequently
6. We are original. EVERYONE has written about vampires, no one has written wizard training before.
7. Don’t the Volturi torture people too? They kill people.
8. Our characters have LIFE to them. Bella is just a pointless teenager who wants a boyfriend. She just sits there and lets Edward do everything. The hardest thing she had to endure was saying goodbye to Charlie and having her uterus ripped out by Edward’s teeth. Everyone in Harry Potter has done more. Stupid muggle
Go get a fucking life
So SO many people have been saying that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Alright. You are so THICK. Do you realise, how thick you are? Alright, here is my point by point reply, to your RUBBISH reasons as to why Twilight is better then Harry Potter. Don’t get me wrong, I LIKE Twilight, but Harry Potter is so much better..
1) Yes there is a bit of swearing. ” bloody hell ” is actually Ronalds catch phrase. And would you not call somebody a bitch if they tried to MURDER your daughter?! That happens ONCE. And bloody hell isn’t even that bad of a swear word.
2) People dying is actually quite good. And you can’t say there’s no people dying in Twilight. Twilight – James. New Moon – Laurant. Eclipse – An ENTIRE army. Victoria. Riley (Who is sexy btw) Breaking Dawn – Alright, nobody dies technically..
3) Jane tortures a few people so, you can’t complain about torture. She does that for fun!
4) British are NOT worse then the American. And fyi, the UK and the USA were ALLIES and BOTH won TOGETHER! You cannot use that as a plausible excuse, unless you know your history.
5) Not all british things are confusing. You’re just saying that because you’re American. I COULD say that all american stuff is confusing, but it really isn’t. They may use slang, but it’s not majorly bad slang that you couldn’t understand unless you’re thick. Which you must be to think Twilight is better then Harry Potter.
6) First of all, please learn to spell. The accents are from diferent parts of England. Which is good considering it’s SET IN ENGLAND. It really isn’t hard to understand their accents unless again, you are thick. You complained about swearing? LOOK AT YOUR OWN COMMENT! Those acters are NOT weirdos and they can speak properly, thank you very much.
7) They are not ugly. If you think that Ron is creepy/ugly, you are mistaken. And Hermione is a nerd, yes. That’s how she’s supposed to be. You have no style. I bet you think Robert Pattinson is sexy. And do not even get me started on Dumbledore! He is the most amazing guy in the world. Beards and mustaches are not creepy. And he does not look Evil. He has a kind look in his eyes, that you obviously do not unerstand. And so what if he is gay?! It’s not wrong because he’s old! that’s like saying that you can’t have tattoo’s when you’re old. It’s a life decision!
8) How are the villians unrealistic? That’s like saying why does the Volturi kill people to keep the law? They do it because they enjoy it. Voldemort is SUPPOSED to be an evil prat who kills people for fun. It’s how he IS. If you don’t get that go home. VOLDEMORT DOESNT PURPOSEFULLY WAIT TIL THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR! He spends it planning, and the planning takes him till the end! And fyi, the Volturi are just creepy losers in cloaks.
These are just my few reasons as to why your few reasons are non existant.
Twilight fair does have some of the aforementioned items.
Stop thinking Twilight is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Harry Potter fans, thats just plain RUDE.
If you write more, I’ll criticise more. Consider THIS part one.
Thank’s and POTTER on!!!!
Does twilight have a musical?
I THINK NOT.
i am woman.
hear me…
SMAAAAAAAASH!!!!
though *
Who said Harry potter was for kids? Last time I checked, Harry Potter movies were rated PG and M rated. ‘that teaches people that death is okay and natural’ … It is natural and it will happen to everyone someday. Just so that you know, all the people who torture and kill for fun are he death eaters, so therefore they are the baddies, and they all actually deserve a life in prison for Doing those spells. Also, just because yu are racist doesn’t mean that you are above any country. My favourite movies and tv sh
Okay, so us HP fans saying stuff like this is rude but you totally BASHING HP isnt rude? Yeah, yeah, okay. Honestly, wtf is your problem? At least Hermione&Ginny just dont want in Ron or Harry’s pants! And in HP its 10x more appropraite because there’s no SEX scenes, or teen marriage&pregnancy! Its way more fasinating&Twilight is so self-centered! Harry does stuff for everyone, muggles&wizards/witches. In Twilight its all about Bella. She’s a slut, anyway!
this is just sad toilet is really rubbish and it has sex in it and hp has bitch most kids i know use that word in school and there 7 im 10 and i sometimes use it in or out of school.
since the new twilight came out theyre has been alot of teenage pregnacies so think again.
your offending alot of people by saying being old and hommosexual is wrong because my best friends grandad is gay so think again!!!
I don’t think I have ever heard such a bad argument, and I have this argument a lot. First of all, correct your grammar and spelling. You may be a stupid American, and that stupid does not apply to all Americans just you, but that does not allow this grammar mostrocity. Also, the American comment is there because you made the British comment. Please remember that America is a land of immigrants, whether it was you, your parents or a distant ancestor. Many, and I mean a lot of the immigrants, came from Britian. Secondly, we fought WITH you in WW2. How hard is it to crack open a history book? Old gays creepy? What do you expect gay people to grow up and when they hit the age of fifty go “Oh, she’s hot. I’d do her right here, right now”? Okay, this isn’t all the points I had but I am on my iPod and typing this much is hurting my thumbs.
Another thing, Harry Potter has its own theme park. Does Twilight? DIdn’t think so.
Okay. I have to say, this whole post is absolutely ridiculous. You are an absolute idiot. You can go ahead and think Harry Potter sucks and Twilight is better. Everyone has a right to their own opinion. It’s in the bill of rights. But if you are going to form an opinion like that, then you should at least have good evidence to back it up, instead of this bullshit.
1. Too much swearing? Good god. Have you even read the Twilight series? I have. They sure as hell swear in that book. So using that kind of language is “bad” in Harry Potter, but perfectly acceptable in Twilight? Besides that, I mean, I’m not saying it’s a good thing, but a lot of people swear. Little kids shouldn’t be exposed to it, but if their parents don’t want them reading that stuff, then they shouldn’t let them. Bellatrix deserved to be called a bitch. And I find it funny when Ron says “bloody hell”. So next time you talk shit about the Harry Potter series, you might wanna make sure that your precious Twilight books don’t contain that same “profanity”.
2. As I said before, you are an absolute idiot. Again, HAVE YOU READ THE TWILIGHT SERIES?! People die in every book! It describes people being killed graphically! And yes the good guys die, but that kind of stuff happens in the real world. Are you gonna go through life pretending that someone you love might not be taken from you because of cancer or whatever? Do you think everyone is immortal like your precious vampires and will never die? Of course death is natural! IT HAPPENS TO EVERYONE! Moron.
3. There is nothing in Harry Potter that would lead any sane person to think that torture is okay. Voldemort and Bellatrix are obviously evil. The author makes that obvious. THEY are the ones who are torturing people. By doing that, J.K. Rowling shows that torturing and causing other people pain for your own sick pleasure is WRONG. Only an idiot like you could read that, and think it portrays torture as a good thing.
4. I almost smashed my computer when I read this one. BRITISH PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE?! AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY??!! Have you watched the news?! Our great country of the United States has a shit economy, and is the fattest country in the world. I don’t want to bash our country, or say that Britain is better than any other country, but that’s horribly wrong. I may be biased, since I’m obsessed with everything British. British clothes, British accents, British people, British literature, the actual country of Britain. Even if America WAS wayy better than Britain in every possible way, why does it matter? I believe you’re supposed to judge a book based on the actual book, not what country it’s from. Also, maybe you should check your facts before you post bullshit? We fought WITH the U.K. in WW2. Against the Germans and other people. And we won.
5. Umm…this one is just dumb. I’m American, so a couple things were slightly confusing to me….but nothing that got in the way of enjoying the book in it’s full amazingness. Whaddaya expect the author to do, re-write the book in an American version for idiots like you? And if you REALLY REALLY *REALLY* need to know what a certain word means…ever heard of Google?
6. I know I’ve said this several times already….but you are a fucking dumbass. They talk “weird” because they’re BRITISH. The book is British. The characters in the book are British. So of course the actors are British. Why the fuck would they not be? Just to please you? You see things from an incredibly one-sided view. How would you feel if someone from another country went up to you and started talking about how dumb you talk and asked why you couldn’t just talk normally?! Yeah. I thought so.
7. Um. Haha. This coming from the chick who reads books about a pale, sparkly fairy? You could easily argue that Bella is ugly because she’s pale and described as plain-looking, etc. But, why does this crap even matter? You’re obviously one of those people that judges people based on their looks. And those descriptions are entirely inaccurate, by the way. First of all, in the movies, none of them are ugly. In fact, they are quite the opposite… 😛 And if you’re talking about the descriptions in the book, yes, Hermione is supposed to be kind of awkward looking in the beginning, but she blossoms later. I love the way Luna dresses. Are you gonna bitch at someone just because they dress different than everyone else? That’s incredibly shallow of you. Ron is hot. Enough said. And you’re gonna say Harry is ugly just because he has glasses? And because of a scar he got when he was a baby that he couldn’t help? Wow. And Dumbledore…that’s not even worth commenting on. Except to say that those “dresses” he wears aren’t dresses. They’re actually called “robes”. Again, it’s incredibly shallow of you to judge a book series based on the “ugliness” of its characters.
8. Yes, because vampires that sparkle in sunlight and torture people using mind control are soooooo realistic. Oh, and you said torture is bad? Pretty sure Jane tortures Edward in New Moon when he visits the Volturi. Yeah.
“Twilight is better than Harry Potter because it does not have the aforementioned things”. I have pointed out numerous times that Twilight has MANY of the things you stated. Which kind of makes you a hypocrite, AND a moron.
Well, that’s my piece of mind,
Kaybye(:
Bitch please gingers have souls – illiterate people like you, on the other hand, lack one.
And be brave enough to reply to all of us POTTERHEADS comments.
This is possibly the most hilarious thing I have ever read! Thanks for the laughs! (also, you might want to pay attention in history class, because the US and the British were on the same side in WWII and won. Seriously, stay in school.)
‘Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.’
I wasn’t aware there was an age limit for this. Seriously?
‘3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.’
Last time I checked, James threw Bella around in a mirror room for kicks. Victoria tried to kill Bella all through the books. Edward wanted to kill her through the first half of the book. Jane tortures people for kicks. And they have sex in the fourth book. But THAT’S okay to read. Mhm. I see.
As for swearing, that’s up to the parents. They have the authority to take the book from their kid if they HONESTLY don’t want them to read it.
The names all have significance in their own way. It’s not our fault you look too much into them. And for them being weird, Harry is a very common name. Luna is a beautiful name. Ron is a common name. Get over yourself.
Now, I’m not sure how you expected people NOT to get mad at you for this. You know, ‘this’ being bashing their favorite book series. I think you should take your own advice. ‘If you don’t like it, you don’t have to be rude about it.’
Oh my god are you that retarded that you think we (Britain) went to war with America in ww2 WE WERE ALLIES DIPSHIT.
And as for America being the greatest. Country I think china has that one wrapped up. Plus America was concurred by the Spanish and us just a few centuries ago. And the violence in twilight is so much worse than Harry potter I mean limbs are torn of and loads worse not to mention bella’s demon child killing her from inside. Overall you need to crawl in a hole and die you worthless piece of shit.
AND SORT OUT YOUR FUCKING SPELLING!!!!
Lol, you contradicted yourself a billion times. And btw, death IS natural. Idiot. Everyone dies.
Okay Okay:
1: Bloody Hell Is Not Swearing…. it’s Like Saying Poo-Poo Head. And People Who Read The Last Book, Are Old Enough To Know That’s ‘Bitch’ Is A Bad Word But The Word Is Perfectly Acceptable In Way It’s Used.
2: Too Violent???? Twilight Talks About Vampires, Sucking Blood And Death! And Tbh, HP Wudnt B Interestin Without Violence.
3: They Totrue People COZ IT’S THEIR CHARACTER!!!! DUUHHH!!!! And It’s Kinda Explained How Bad It Is In The Book And It’s Showin Kids That Torture Is BAD.
4: Um British. We Produced The Beatles, Elton John, The Lord Of The Rings! You say British People Can Be Bad? Haha Funny Coming From An American. If Ther’s A Crap Movie, It’s Usually Produced By American. And In WW2, Haha America And Britian Were On The Same Side! Pfft…. Haha
5: How Is It Confuuzling??? British Dont Use Slang. We Could Say The Same About Americans Yano. You Guyz Are So Confuzzling!
6: The Movies Are Not Crap, Unlike Twiglight. Their Accents; They Are BRITISH Actors So They Wud Hav BRITISH Accents. AMERICAN Actors Would Have AMERICAN Accents. Duuhhh!
7: Well Hermione. She Is DESCRIBED With Frizzy Hair And OBVIOUSLY You Have Only Seen The Philiospher’s Stone Coz Thts The Only Movie She Has Frizzy. Luna Dresses Weirdly Coz That Is Her Frickin CHARACTER!!!! Cor Blimey! And I Agree That Harry And Ron Aren’t The Best Looking People But Their Better Than Edward And Jacob. And Harry And Ron Aren’t Meant 2 Be Gorgeous Hunks. Dumbledore Is MEANT 2 Have A Beard. He Is Not Wearing A Dress. Only Stupid Peeps Wud Think It As A Dress. It’s A ROBE. Sheesh….
8: The Villians Are Unrealistic Coz Its A FUCKIN STORY! GET OVER IT!!!! VAMPIRES ARE UNREALISTIC!!!
In My Opinion, Twilight Is Crap And Im Actually Guna Sell My Books Tht I Got Of It Coz It Seemd Interesin. How Wrong Was I…
Buut In General, I Dont Think Twilight Could Ever Get As Much Publicity As Harry Potter Gets. I For 1 Have Never Seen A Twilight Special On TV But I Have Seen A Harry Potter Special.
You Are Just So Sad…. HPFans Being Rude???? I Hv Never Seen Any Arguments Or Such On Whether HP Or Twilight Is Better And By Pointing Out This And Insulting Britain Is Beyong Rude! Seriously! Some Of The Stuff In Their, Dpndin On When And Where And Who You Say It To, You Could Get Put In Prision! And Im Not Even 1 Of Those Freaky Harry Potter Fans! (Believe Me, I Have Friends Who Are And Im NOT 1). Just Go Get A Fuckin Life And Get Your Facts Right B4 You Go Shoutin @ Peeps Like This.
A TWFan x
What is this shit?
shut up you filthy muggle ><
I also have an insanely strong urge to punch you, really, really hard. You are a RUDE ignorant person, I get it, you think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. But to go around saying an entire country sucks or that old people can’t be gay?? What the hell are young gay people supposed to do when they get old? honestly child, you may need to go back a few grades and pick up some decency.
That is the stupidest thing ive ever heard though wouldnt expect much mire from a twitard. Check your facts.
Evn your world history is flawed
It’s unrealistuc because people don’t kill others for fun?? Umm ever heard of a psychopath? I personally like both series, but Harry Potter is better by a mile. Reading what you wrote looks like a 5 year old wrote it. Maybe you should go to England & learn how to spell properly.
I hope, for the sake of the nation you just let down, that you don’t breed.
It sounds harsh, but if your knowledge and thought process are something that could endanger future American children, I’d rather them not be subjected to smaller versions of yourself walking around, preaching half-baked notions and substantial amounts of crap..
Next thing you’ll blog about is how breathing is “sooo overatid” or just posting a completely racist post about us British people. Which is, essentially, what you’ve done here.
So, homophobia, racism, discrimination against style and looks.. You’re really going for it, aren’t you ??
Also, the Volturi aren’t realistic bad people.
They are supernatural beings created by the mind of a woman who reeeeally needs to look up the definition of vampires and werewolves.
Harry potter’s villains had motives and reasons. They had feelings and could be hurt.
“Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.” – What are you ?? Seriously ?? That’s everything against homosexuals, and everything against OLD homosexuals ??
Please, either swear never to talk to your future children, or just don’t breed. I’m not being mean, I’m being practical. For the sake of the rest of America and the clever majority you just let down.
I am wasting my time to write this reply, so you’d better appreciate it.
1. Bloody isn’t a swear word. Bloody is BLOOD you idiot. Plus, kids at school hear these swear words anyways, from their parents, friends, even strangers on the street. Hell is a religious swear word because to them you might go there if you aren’t good before you die, but anyways, its a quote and a fantasy book. Plus if the kids were really that little then they couldn’t read or understand the storyline.
2. People die for a reason, otherwise the book would just be boring! Like your glittering fairy princesses, all the bad people die and all the good ones stay alive. Woop de do. Death is natural, everyone will get there somewhere somehow! Plus, it’s trying to say torture, killing etc ISN’T okay. In your twilight books, James dies in the first one. According to you theres no problem with that.
3. They are EVIL PEOPLE, Voldemort aka Tom Riddle and Bellatrix Lestrange. They kill people because they are evil, and Voldemort had a reason to become evil, which is in previous comments that I can’t be bothered to repeat. Torture is NOT OK. They are dark wizards!
4. That is racism, I could report your page for that. Plus British people went against Germany, and we found your country, thank you very much.
5. You can get the film in different languages, and in your language you could understand it! Plus American language is ACTUALLY American English, and you have the same slang as we do.
6. Our accents are our accents, Eddie Cullen (Cedric to Potterheads) was Cedric and he spoke in the same “accent.” Is that a problem to you?
7. You diss Luna and Hermione?! They don’t care about how they look! That’s what everyone should follow, if you had glasses then you wouldn’t expect people to make fun of you would you? Its the personality and whats inside you that counts, not the outside. And Gingers shouldn’t be made fun out of, the whole Weasley family were AWESOME! You don’t need to look pretty to have a heart! And you insulted me badly with Harry, because I have glasses and I have a scar on my head, not like him with the lightening bolt obviously, but half the world wear glasses and you shouldn’t make fun of them!
8. The Volturi let people go, and they live in a town that is beautiful and they KILL PEOPLE. All the time. The Villians are realistic, they all have a backstory to show why they became that, you cant just click your fingers and POOF! Your a villian that hasn’t done anything wrong.
Also, other things about Twilight like the ending, the werewolves and vampires become friends, that isn’t a good ending is it?! At least HP tells you that you should be good instead of bad. Twilight only says that you could be on either side but either way you become good again. Is that really a point in reality, because you can’t get everyone to like you, and obviously from the comments about no one likes YOU!
Another thing, you said about swearing. You swore twice in that post, more than in all 7 HP Books. If a little kid read this, you would be setting the baddest example there is. Simple as.
Last point, you need to learn how to spell. I am 13 years old and my spelling age is a 16 year old age. I’m smarter than you, and younger than you too.
And you made me laugh my head off while writing about this!
You know, it was quite interesting to read this. Quite entertaining actually. It seems that the silly reasons you Twihard people come up with are actually MORE interesting than the Twilight series itself! However, I do think you went a little (more like A LOT) too far on what you said about the British. You cannot stereotype and say that anything American is automatically better. Japan and China are actually more advanced, just saying, and the Scandinavian countries are very environmentally friendly. Also oil-rich countries in the Middle East and places like Brunei are richer than America; in fact I would go as far as to say that America is not really the best at anything (sorry about that, no offence to Americans) so your argument is highly invalid. I would also advise you to read any book about World War II and I’m sure you’ll get a pleasant surprise: Britain and America were on the SAME SIDE! Gosh, who would have thought that possible? (Not you anyway.) Another quite interesting thing is that dying IS actually natural. (Here I advise a biology book.) I’m sure in your life you will never meet someone who doesn’t die. As for torture … You made a mention of WWII, so you MUST have heard of Hitler? In case you didn’t know, he had people tortured too. Well, I could go on and on about your interesting and entertaining yet pointless article, but I think my fellow Potterheads have done that for me. I hope you eventually realize the lack of validity in your arguments, but I think it may be too much to hope for frm such a muggle. Good day!
you bother to put stars in Bloody hell (which isnt even searing) and bitch but not fuck or crap or shit, no offence but thats a bit retarded.
1 there is like one swear word in Harry Potter and that (according to you) is COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE!? and yet in Twilight in the las book there are some very detailed sexual passages and that is completely fine?! seriously you Have to sort your priorities out!
2 people die in your precious Twilight books just not the ones we want to die (i.e Bella) they are excesivly violent so in comparison HP is not so bad.
3 What do the Volturi do again? oh thats right TOURTURE PEOPLE FOR FUN ‘teaching people that its alright to tourture people’ and dont forget everyone hates Voldy from the begining. the cullens practically worship the Volturi.
4 British stuff is WAY better than American stuff we have the best authors ie J.K. Rowling, Roald Dahl, Michael Mourpurgo i could go on but im gonna save you the embarresment. we also have the best musical artists: Queen, The Beatles, The Monkeys etc. Britain was Your ALLY in the war meaning we were not fighting against you. oh and dont forget your Beloved Robert Pattinson is guess what… BRITISH yeah thats right! oh and he will always be known as the boy whos acting skills were villed by Vodemort.unfortunately you have Team Starkid and Darren Criss but that is a whole other issue.
5 we speak English what are You speaking? personally i find American really easy to understand even though im English however that might be because im more open minded than some people *cough*
6 a little fact for you: th LEAST finacially succesful Harry Potter film made more money than the MOST finacially succesful Twilight film by $90 million!
7 The characters are the opposite of ugly they are perfect! the may not look like it but they are perfect for their roles and you must be really shallow if looks is what you think is the most important thing in films. Harry is meant to have green eyes but the only important thing (this is what J.K. Rowling said) is that they look like Lily’s.
8 its called a build up and he doesnt WAIT untill the end of the school year those to occurences just happen to coinside with each other. And admit it Wizards are more realistic than sparkly vegatarien vampires and Wearwolf half breeds there is magic in this world wether you believe it or not (an example of magic is life and love and the power to maintain it around the planet.)
your basically just digging yourself a deeper hole. those who Have read Harry Potter properly appreciate it as what it is. i wil now give you two of my favourite quotes (kinda 3 one of them is said by two people):
1 “It does not do well to Dwell on dreams and forget to live.” ~ Dumbledore
“I came up with the idea of Twilight in a dream!” ~ Stephanie Mayer
2 “Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner stength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” ~ Stephen King
I have to say this, I am a fan of both book series and believe that even though I like both Harry Potter is so much better, Twilight has just taught people that it’s alright to jump off cliffs, teenage prgnancy and how important it is to have a boyfriend/girlfriend. Meanwhile the Harry Potter films teach you about cliques and that no matter who you are, or how bad your past is, there’s always someone there for you. Also, why are older homosexuals unusual or creepy(Same with Men with beads – Dumbledore is about 200 years old and very wise). So Harry Potter is more realistic than Twilight.
What is the point of saying Britain doesn’t have good writers, J.K Rowling, Shakespeare even Roald Dahl were British (Or born in England) and they are FAMOUS british authors/playwrites.
Another point, How old are you and what did you get for History because in World War 2, America and Britain were Allies (Fought together)
To me you sound like the type of person who believes that JK Rowling copied Stephanie Meyer, but let me show you how untrue that is. JK Rowling is 46, she also has an OBE (Look it up) and wrote the first Harry Potter book in 1995. Stephanie Meyer is 38 and wrote the first Twilight book in 2003, so basically she copied some ideas from JK. Rowling. Harry Potter has been in lives way longer than Twilight
Last point (Wanted to say this) JK Rowling and even the actors in the films support many charities across the globe, Jk supports Comic Relief, One Parent Families, Multiple Sclerosis Society of Great Britain, and Lumos (formerly the Children’s High Level Group). Meanwhile Stephanie Meyer supports none that are known.
sorry but let me get this straight, you think that its REALISTIC to have a boyfriend vampire that SPARKLES?! please bitch…no just no. and you have no life. and btw Luna Lovegood, is the best character in the series, i seriously wanted to slap the FUCK out of you for dissing luna.
1. ITS A FUCKING FANTASY BASED SERIES
2. TWILIGHT IS SO GAY AND MORE UNREALISTIC THAN HP I MEAN VAMPIRES SERIOUSLY
3. IF IT IS SO CRAP THEN HOW COME IT WAS THE #1,2,3 MOST INCOME MOVIEs OF 2011(AND TWILIGHT WAS LAST)
4 DO NOT EVER SLAG BRTIS WE ARE AWESOME
5. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SLAG RUPERT GRINT GO BACK TO YOUR UGLY TWILIGHT CHARACTERS
6. YOU SAD PERSON FOR EVEN MAKIING THIS
7. THERE IS HARDLY ANY SWEAR WORDS IN IT
Lol. Avada Kedavra bitch.
For Your Information, I am British and that is a really offensive thing to say especially when you’ve probably never left your little hole that you live in and probably never even been to Britain, so you cannot judge you bitch. Are you completely retarded because in your point about Britain being crap and about America being “Better” than Britain you said that you fought against us in WW2 and that we lost, when actually if you had a brain you would realise the fact that actually we were allies in WW2. Logic is a thing that people with brains have, not bitchy girls with a head full of bull crap. If you think the movie series is crap, then why did you even bother watching them? And saying “TALK FUCKING NORMALLY!” is just a fucking stupid thing to say, because I mean really come one if you cannot understand English accents then I would recommend going to a language school and try learn something and maybe get it right, ok bitch. Saying “What kind of Villain kills people for fun?” That is just a ridiculous thing to say, because murderers and villains like to kill people because they get the thrill out of it, and do you not understand the concept of villain, you narrow minded little prick!
And really, you cant understand the “slang” we use, well look in a fucking dictionary, bitch, because the language is “ENGLISH” not “AMERICAN” so actually the words you use are slang and the words we use are the CORRECT and OFFICIAL words. Learn the language (at a language school) and you may find out that actually we don’t use slang.
Also just so you know, Robert Pattinson is British, so to say you cant understand our accents means, you cant understand him, so you are basically contradicting yourself you hypocritical bitch.
You are so wrong on so many different levels, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, yes, but YOU are definitely not entitled to that luxury of speech.
Ok. Let’s see what is wrong with this…
1) Bloody Hell… Siriously(Only HP Fans know why I spelt this wrong!)?! Bloody Hell isn’t even a swear word. And Bitch… It’s a girl dog, I’m sure you’re an animal lover if you watch twilight. Get over with the swear word.
2) Too Violent? Oh my days. Twilight has also got people dying. Dying is a natural thing and people can relate to that, surely you must of have bad times?
I CAN’T BE BOTHERED TO WRITE THE REST BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS WHY I HATE THIS!! Plus, you spelt something wrong in every “example” of why Harry Potter supposedly sucks… See all these people commenting? They’re not muggles, They’re witches and Wizards… You vampires and Werewolves go put some fangs into someone, or claws. Twilight was never a childhood thing… Harry Potter IS childhood… that’s why we love it, I just guess you can’t see why it’s important to us.
Harry Potter is A M A Z I N G!
btw BITCH I’m gonna find your address come there and CRUCIO you until you beg me to kill you and one more thing HP is better then TWILIGHT deal with it I mean What does Twilight teach us girls? That we are nothing without guys? I mean wtf HP taught me to respect myself, it taught me about friendship and how magical it is it also taught me that Love can beat all the bad things and that death is not necessarly something bad. HP is my friend and nobody messes with my friends especially not some kid that thinks she’s better than rest of us because she was born in america. We don’t pick our family or places where we are born. You disgust me
This was so much fun reading, especially the comments. I love Twilight and I love Harry Potter, and I think (or hope) you’re just joking.
But, hey, Death IS natural. FAIL
I know this is a rather old article, but I would simply like to congratulate you! Really! Great job! I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard, nor been so ashamed of humanity by one person in my life. I severely hope that this is a joke, but from your manner, I doubt it. Now, I have read all the Twilight Saga and seen all the movies. I have also read all the Harry Potter books and seen all of those movies, too. Further, I am a writer myself, albeit on a rather smaller scale, but I was good enough to win the 2010 young writer award for the local and regional levels, reaching the national finals, “not to brag or anything.” I am seventeen, level-headed and logical so I think that my reasoning should be valid and that I am in a position to judge.
First things fist; let’s address your “points.”
1. You claim there’s too much swearing in Harry Potter and yet you swear in your article…this point is null and void, henceforth. Further, the use of “bloody hell” is a catch phase. This is a clever narrative technique used to characterise Ron and make him easily identifiable to the reader, as well as expressing emotion in a way that is realistic. Not only is this something that Meyer fails to do, but it is probably something you do not even understand, so I shall move on.
2. Oh, I’m sorry. you are so right on this one! Because no one ever dies in real life and neither is their violence. My word! You really are shockingly unintelligent. Death is a part of life and the way JK Rowling writes about death is even cathartic, allowing the reader to come to terms with death and face it in a fictional setting.
3. Torture happens and has happened and will continue to happen in real life too! Also, it represents suffering as a whole, teaching readers, not necessarily just children either, that they should strive for peace. “Make love, not war.” Further, Voldemort is said to be representing a person so evil, that they DO find torture and killing fun. This is very similar to Hitler in his treatment of the Jews…or have you not learned about this is history?
4. How dare you, and I mean, how VERY DARE YOU insult something because of its origin. This is very similar to Hitler’s way of thinking itself. I am half British, half Caribbean (which is in America, for you poor intellectually challenged brain). So what does that make me? Half “supa-awesome!!!” and half “rubbish”? Further, Britain was, for a very long time, far more powerful than America! Ever heard of the British Empire? I thought not. I suppose you’ve never heard of the Colonisation of America either, because I hate to tell you honey, but if you’re white or have white ancestors from America, then most likely YOU ARE British, or European. So what does that make you now?
5. It’s only confusing because your brain can’t cope with it. Harry Potter is intricately layered and dynamic, making it an interesting and compelling read, something Twilight will only ever be to sex-crazed teens. Further, there is very little “English slang” in the books at all. Yes, they have English concepts in them, but they are easily understood and it is perhaps because the books are set in England. Rowling is adding to the setting, something Meyer really does neglect to do.
6. The movies are are far superior to the Twilight ones, though I do admit to the last instalment of the Twilight Saga movies being a little improved upon in comparison to the three preceding it. The Harry Potter movies contain fantastic actors. Dame Maggie Smith, Helena Bonham-Carter, Alan Rickman, Michael Gambon, Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe are just a few examples, the first of which is such a great actress that she is quite unbelievable in terms of her skill. She could probably convince YOU that she was your own mother! And their accents? One of the most loved in the world!
7. Ugly? Really? Just because they do not remove their shirts revealing extensive muscles? Emma Watson is a model! A model for crying out loud. Something you are undoubtedly not. And how dare you pass judgement on sexuality! Everyone has rights to love whomever they choose! And Rowling was using the well-loved and respected character of Dumbledore to aid the equality for homosexuals movement! She was trying, and succeeding, to do some good in the world. Plus, my dear, “age is but a number,” which is something you’ll be clinging to when you’re forty!
8. The villains are superbly realistic! When you read Voldemort’s voice or see him portrayed on screen it thrills you with fear. When you see the Volturi…well, I laughed. And waiting until the end is called CLIMAX, my dear, something you’ll only have heard of in terms of sexual experiences, no doubt.
Now that I have dealt with your points, I would put forward the reasons why Harry Potter is superior, but that would take far too long, since the reasons are numerous. Harry Potter is better written, better-loved (as the responses to your blog show), better thought out and simply better all-round. It is a book loved by millions that is enjoyable for all ages. It has earned a great deal more than the Twilight Saga and the writer, being the selfless person she is, has donated a great deal of money to various charities. One book of hers sold for two million British pounds for Comic Relief. I doubt a Twilight book would ever be worth that much to anyone. The fist draft of the final Harry Potter book, as it was taken to the publishers, was the most valuable manuscript in the history of printing; more valuable than Shakespeare.
Further, I would like to suggest that when you attempt to write a blog you research you subject thoroughly, consider it from an unbiased point of view before giving your own opinions, try not to be offensive and learn to write ENGLISH! Or at least some semi-decent language that is at least palatable!
Now I have some other advice for you; play nicely, behave, learn some manners and read some good, classic literature. Perhaps some British literature? To broaden you horizons. Shakespeare, Chaucer, Dickens, Bronte, Austen…any of the greatest writers of history will do. Then let us know what you’ve learnt in another blog – I’ve subscribed, just to see what you next come up with!
Thank you and good day.
Woah, your a fucking dumbass. Your talking about violence when Edward beats Bella with a pillow when they have SEX. When Jacob attacks the Cullens. & YOU have no right insult Brits. Just because they have made some redundant movies in the past does not fucking mean this series sucks. It rocks. And I’m PRETTY sure Bella says Hell a lot in Twilight.
Wow, you’re stupid.
Even though so many people have commented on why your arguments are invalid, I feel the need, as a Potterhead, to further criticize your intelligence.
1.”Theres too much swearing.” Idiot. Let me quote you.
-“why the hell”
-“FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!”
-“sadistic creepy fucking moron”
Not to mention the amount of WTFs that are said.
Also, there is sex in twilight. Sex. Would you like your kids to be exposed to that? I think not. If you think swearing is bad, then 108 year old pedophiles must be a walk in the park, huh?
2. “Its too violent.” To quote Neville, people die every day. And the good guys die, too? They died for the cause, for what they believe in. They were willing to die to save those they know and love. “Death is ok and natural.” Well duh! Death is part of life, the departure. People die all the time in the REAL WORLD (something your brain clearly isn’t in), be it by natural causes, suicide, murder, car crashes, diseases….do I even need to keep going? You must live a pretty sheltered life if death isn’t ok and natural.
3. Yes, there’s torture. There’s torture all the time in this world. Ever watched a crime show? Believe it or not, those kinds of things happen in real life. But it teaches that it’s OK? You must be out of your mind. I’m very sure that Ron didn’t think that torture was ok when Bellatrix was torturing Hermione.
Of course it’s dark! The theme of the entire series itself is death, amazing Jo Rowling even said it herself.
Bellatrix and Voldemort enjoy the cruel acts of murder and torture. Yes, it’s wrong. Yes, it’s sick and twisted. But take a look at their pasts! Young Tom Riddle (Voldemort) was raised in an orphanage. He hated every moment in there, and the other kids hated him too. He knew he was special, and he was always out of place. He resented his mother for dying and his father for leaving Merope in the first place. By the way, Merope is Voldemort’s mother.
Voldemort cannot love. He was conceived under the effects of a love potion, and was stripped of the ability to love. You’d be a horrible person too, if you couldn’t love.
Bellatrix was the opposite. She was raised in the mindset that she was better than everyone else, just because their family was filthy rich and she was pureblooded.
Bellatrix did everything for love. Even though she was married, she was in love with Voldemort, a temptation that could never be satisfied as Voldemort would never love her back, but she wasn’t aware of that. She killed and tortured all to impress Voldemort. Some was for her own personal gain, but it was mostly for her one true love.
4. British things are better. I am American, and proud of it, yes, but British things are just better. Even your esteemed Robert Pattinson is British. Oh, and get this! He hates Twilight! He was such a better actor in Harry Potter because he could really connect emotionally to Cedric Diggory.
Of course the United States is number one! We’re top in total crime, rape, CO2 emissions, divorce, teen pregnancy, heart attack, amount of McDonald’s, plastic surgery, prisoners, and probably lots of other things. And even though so many wonderful people have pointed this out, we were fighting GERMANY in WW2. Not Great Britain. (See? Great is even in the name.)
5. Confusing? Sweetie, what’s really confusing is your grammar.
I started reading Harry Potter at the age of 5 because my brother was reading it. More of, my mom read it to me. I started Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone while my brother was reading Chamber of Secrets, right after it came out. I wasn’t confused and I didn’t need a slang dictionary, and I was in kindergarten. I continued to follow it throughout the years and the only thing I ever got confused on was in Order of the Phoenix when something was described as “not unlike” and that’s in American literature too. And this was right after I finished the 3rd grade.
6. Funny accents. yeah, you must live a pretty sheltered life. It’s British, you muggle. Hey, guess what? Your accent is pretty funny to them, too.
The reason that it’s made by Warner brothers and is an all British cast is because Jo Rowling was reluctant to have it made into a movie by an American company until director Chris Columbus (not the explorer from 1492) promised her that he would make sure it was an all British cast. The other directors carried that tradition out.
7. I beg to differ. Tom Felton? Supermegafoxyawesomehot. Matt Lewis? *drools*. Dan Radcliffe? Hallelujah. Rupert Grint? Oh heck yes. Evanna Lynch? Beautiful girl. Emma Watson? Stunning. Bonnie Wright? Breathtaking.My opinion of Bonnie might be biased, as I’ve been told I look like her. Not to mention, she’s marrying-guess who?- your very own Caius Volturi (Jamie Campbell Bower).
Hermione was supposed to not care about her looks. For the first couple books, she was just a fluffy haired schoolgirl. She then started caring about what she looked like.
Luna is supposed to dress like that. She’s a quirky, crazy girl who has her head in the clouds (or a wrackspurt in her brain). Her personality and fashion sense reflect that.
Beards are creepy, huh? Wow, go ahead and insult some of the most esteemed people in history, not to mention Dumbledore and Gandalf.
Dumbledore wears a robe because that’s just what wizards wear. Look around, will you? Almost everyone wears a robe.
So you think that homosexuality is only for stupid teenagers and young adults? You probably do. That’s just wrong on so many levels. Sexist jerk.
8. “WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!” Please see my description of Bellatrix and Voldemort on number 3.
There were perfectly good explanations of why Voldemort didn’t attack until the end of each book. First of all, it was strategy on Jo’s part. Who wants to read a book where the bad guy is thwarted by chapter 3? Not anyone with common sense, so basically everyone who is obsessed with Twilight.
Reasons why Voldy waited:
Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone: He was there the whole time. On Quirrel’s head. The only reason he didn’t act was because he didn’t have the strength and Quirrel couldn’t get to the stone until the end of the year because Snape was on his case.
Chamber of Secrets: The basilisk was in fact set out in the middle of the year. Ginny Weasley was constantly making Tom stronger by writing in his diary and he could only get her down by the end of the year. Ginny, to her defense, was being possessed and didn’t know that she was talking to 1/7th of Voldemort’s soul.
Prisoner of Azkaban: He wasn’t there.
Goblet of Fire: The maze, which was the part of Voldemort’s plan to re-enact old magic and get a body back by using Harry’s blood, was the last task of the triwizard tournament and didn’t happen until the end of the year.
Order of the Phoenix: Voldemort was in hiding from the Ministry because Minister Fudge didn’t believe he was back and was hating on Dumbledore and Harry. He finally found a way to get Harry to the ministry to get the prophecy by the end of the year.
Half-Blood Prince: To get revenge on Lucius, Voldemort sent Draco to kill Dumbledore. Draco, however, failed twice before being able to fix the vanishing cabinet and get the death eaters inside the school, which was by the end of the year. He got the perfect opportunity when Dumbledore and Harry left to find a Horcrux.
Deathly Hallows: Voldemort was pretty much constantly attacking the entire wizarding community. He didn’t go to the school until Harry was seen by Alecto Carrow in the Ravenclaw
common room.
So yeah. Just a few points there.
Reading this was almost as bad as reading Twilight
AND YOU’RE ALSO STUPID!!! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can’t even keep typing because you’re SO STUPID! that my computer may die of your stupidness!! I mean seriously, you have to be so stupid because of the books you’re reading! I mean seriously, go and kill yourself because you’re as stupid as Bella Swan!!! YOU’RE STUPID!!! SIMPLE LITTLE FILTHY MUGGLE STUPID!!!! Did you even go to school? Because you mind is shit!!! as the way you type and spell!!!!
I just think this is a troll.
who kares i dont think little kids will read it harry Potter and Twilight is the same thing there both cool
So basically you’re just a close minded, homophobic Potter hating, bible bashing douchebag?
I believe everyone is entitled to their opinion and therefore shall not argue against yours even though I strongly disagree with it. I am studying History at University and much of what I explain is fact and also common knowledge to anyone, student or not.
I am commenting on the basis of your severe lack of knowledge about, what is often considered one of the most important historical events. This is your point that Britain lost the second world war. As has already been pointed out, Britain and America were Allies in both the first and second world war, they fought together to defeat the enemy. Whilst I am not completely sure of the purpose of this point at least get your facts right before accusing something of being bad just because it is British.
Furthermore, the point you make just before this severe historical inaccuracy that “British people can be really bad” is not a valid point in disliking a work of literature. The population of every country in the world can be really bad at some point but that does not mean that we are allowed to judge them for their crimes. If so, no one from any country would be able to enjoy another culture. For instance, I do not know of anyone who would consider judging Germany now because of the actions of those in the past, they are happily included in world trade. Also, if you are also assuming that America has never done anything bad look into your own countries history. Some of the most well known examples are the forced relocation of the Native Americans on to land that would again be taken over in later years, and Segregation which is an horrible example that American people in the past were also bad. This does not allow for judgement to be made about the current population now though, nor does it stop people reading American novels.
Moreover, you are arguing that America is better than Britain with absolutely no evidence at all. Not only is it an invalid claim, the majority of the American population descended from British and/or European settlers and explorers. Plus, the claim that one country is better than the other automatically makes everything within it better has never been a common, nor popular opinion amongst the masses. Whilst many European powers did forcibly rule what were considered lesser countries that did not mean they did not respect their culture, and a Great exhibition was held in Britain during the nineteenth century to celebrate their difference. So any form of superiority, whether proven or not does not allow for the right that other countries cultures are less important or rich.
There is where my historical rant concludes. Whilst I find all of your points in regards to the hatred of Harry Potter ridiculous, the 4th point irked me enough to return with the facts to completely disprove what you are saying.
Though this will have sufficiently helped me in my revision.
In future make sure your facts are correct and you have supporting evidence before attacking something again.
I will always try not to hate, a strong lesson taught to me by Harry Potter.
I realize that this post is quite old, but I just can’t NOT comment say anything.
1. “Theres to much swearing”, you say, “Ron says ‘bloody hell’ all the time, and Molly Weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a BITCH in the last book!”
Believe me when I say that I had heard worse swearing than “Bloody Hell”, before I even turned six. Also he doesn’t say it all the time. It’s like once or twice.
The reason Molly calls Bellatrix a bitch, is because Ms. Lestrange is attacking Ginny. I think there would come worse words out of my mother’s mouth if anyone was attacking me. I don’t say that bitch is not a bad word, it’s just that you can’t really go anywhere without hearing it. When I’m at school there is always someone calling someone a bitch (or worse). That’s just how it is 🙂
2. “It’s to violent. Like people die in every book”. Well, people die in Twilight to.
“That teaches people that death is ok and natural”. Well duh. Death IS natural and it IS ok. Everyone is going to die once; there is nothing unnatural about it.
3. “TORTURE. In HP people torture other people JUST FOR FUN!” There is torture in Twilight to. Edward gets tortured by Jane in New Moon, just for fun. She was smiling and enjoying it.
“I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix likes to cause people pain and HAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE!” That’s because they are the BAD GUYS.
4. Are you actually serious? That’s not even a valid reason to not like Harry Potter. It’s just plain racism. America is the most advanced and powerful country in the world? It may have been the most advanced and powerful country in the world, but not anymore. China is one of the most advanced and powerful country in the world.
As to the “British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good”, comment: Have you been paying attention in your history class?
5. British are confusing, huh? Well, I’m neither British nor American, English is not even my first language and I understand it just fine.
6. The movies aren’t crap. They are actually movies of quality.
Confusing? Funny accents? It’s called BRITISH. As I’ve already said; English is not my first language, and I have seen the movies WITHOUT subtitles many times and understood everything. So how you, who has English as her first languages, can’t understand it is a mystery to me.
7. In only this “reason” (as you call it), you’ve managed to insult men (and women) with beards and mustaches, homosexuals and men who likes to wear dresses. Congratulations I have even less respect for you know then when I started reading this shit.
8. The villains are unrealistic? How about sparkling vampires? Seems very realistic, huh? No it doesn’t.
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You do know Robert Pattinson (aka Edward Cullen) is British, right? And that he started his carreer (for real) in the Harry Potter movies…
Excuse me I know we’re all entitled to our own opinions, but I think this is complete rubbish.
First, you may need to get a dictionary to check your spelling and work out when it’s appropriate to use grammar, as there is very little here!
Secondly, the ‘b***** hell’ Ron says is a characterization, if you’re aware of what that means, also I’m sure you would not be appreciative if someone was about to murder your daughter, am I right?! I’m referring to the ‘not my daughter you b****!’ quote.
Thirdly, life is natural, so death is natural. Harry Potter teaches children a wide range of life lessons, which are natural!
Fourthly, I believe you are familiar with terrorists, who terrorize people for fun, well I’m pretty sure Joanne build the ‘death eaters’ around this.
Fifthly, I’m pretty sure you are being racist there. Do not come to the UK, because you will have many people who won’t want to talk to you, although you probably won’t understand us. Harry Potter is British, but why did America build the WWoHP first then? I’m one of many who wasn’t impressed America decided on this! Although American’s do love money making…
Sixthly if you have read the books, which I’m certain you haven’t from your opinion. Luna is a wonderful character, as is Hermione. Luna is a unique character who is bullied for being original, did you ever think of this? Hermione is smart, she focuses on school work, not her appearance, but yet she grows up to become a beautiful lady! Also, Dumbledore is not weird, he’s a man full of wisdom. Beards do not define people, and what is wrong with old, gay men? Men do not change their sexuality, as they get older!
Seventhly, I do believe that the villains are realistic! Voldemort waited till the end of the year for certain reasons: in Goblet of Fire Joanne created the final task at the end of the year, which was a plot build up, as Voldemort could meet Harry then. I think all authors need a plot and this is how Joanne set it, other books are different, because they are based on a smaller time period, so more can happen that way, such as the Gallagher Girl books by Ally Carter.
Lastly, I believe you are entitled to your own opinion, but maybe use a brain cell and except others? No? Well, I have read twilight and believe that people can love the saga, but I’m a true Potterhead at heart, so don’t drag myself, others or the series down for your own self confidence in twilight.
Love for everyone who reads… Forever a Potterhead!
haha your so dumb, twilight is a load of stupid sparkly idiots. harry potter makes sense and in answer to what you said dying IS natural dying is okay its going to happen to everyone. and even if there is cussing in it if the child is immature enough to turn that around that child shouldnt be reading the book. obviously you never payed attention in english class when your teachers had you reading novels im pretty sure almost every novel a middle schooler or high school reads has cussing in it.
Hello, first of all, this is the most retarded article I have ever read. It’s pathetic, really. Your incorrect grammar is REALLY annoying and so is your spelling. If you really want to convince people that Harry Potter better than Twilight (it’s not), then I suggest you go to grammar school, you illiterate fool. There should be no argument because Harry Potter is more thought out and its just better. You also need to sort out your priorities, to quote Harry Potter. The Brits fought WITH us in WW2. I’m thinking that you meant the Revolutionary War? Everything in America is not amazing and perfect as you seem to describe it. I could ramble all day about your errors and faults but I have to go to a theme park. You might have heard about it. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Too bad Twilight doesn’t have a theme park.
With love,
A raving Harry Potter fan
U are dumb Im not a Brit Harry potter teaches you to be brave and not give up twilight teaches u how important it is to have a boyfriend so get ure facts straight before u talk nonsense
nobody asked for your opinion, you filthy little mudblood. my father will hear about this
Aren’t you being way hipocritical. And racist. Some of your accents are hard to understand to. And your slang is far worse. America are not the best country. Its your biased opinion. I don’t mind twilight I read the books and seen the films and they’re ok but Harry Potter is about courage and also the hard bits in life. Twilights about boyfriends. Oh and I am british.. So that’s kinda insulting.
Dude. I’m going to point out everything wrong with this (well not everything but some of it. Us potterheads have better things to do)
1. You condradicted yourself quiet a few times. REREAD what you put.
2. Its things like this that cause arguements between potterheads and twihards. Personally I like both I just preffer Harry potter as I like the books. I read 1 page of twilight, realised the films where better and gave up.
3. Are you retarded? WW2 wasn’t between america and England. Go back to school.
4. Saying people are ugly is an insult people throw when they have no rational arguement available. I can see my 1 month old neice could create better insults. Grow up. Life isn’t about who’s pretty and who’s ugly.
5. Them ‘weird’ accents are british accents as the films stayed true to Britian and used ALL british actors and directers. Stop watching if you ‘can’t understand’ simple as XD
6. GET A DAMN LIFE
Bitch please, you’re fucking stupid. Why can’t you spell?(comfusing,2) Also, you are very unprofessional/stupid. (OMFG ITZ ALL LIKE GOOD PPLZ DYING AND STUFFF U KNOW?? TWILIGHT IS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER 2!!! DEYRE ACCENTS ARE LIKE SOOO DUMB!!! DEY ALL UGLY 2!!!! I<3 TWILGIHT!!!) FYI, twilight did copy HP. One example being Mr.Black riding a motorcycle and turning into a dog(harry potter) or a wolf(twilgiht). Remus Lupin is a real werewolf.
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This is total crap!!! First of all I’d rather have people read a couple of harmless cuss words than have them read a lot of pages of Bella wanting to have sex.
Second, you think this is violent? Most of the scenes in twilight are of stupid vampires fighting.
Third, yes Voldemort and Bellatrix torture people. That’s what they do. That’s what makes it worth while. People like to read it and see how their torturing people will compel Harry to do something valiant and brave. When someone is killed in Twilight, Bella just sits and waits for her sparkling fairy of a boyfriend to do something for her.
Fourth. British people are freakin sexy as hell!!!! And I don’t think you would think America is is great as you think it is. The national debt as of 12-26-11 is over 15 billion dollars. I love America but we’re not the greatest.
Fifth, If you actually read the books and give it a chance, and stick with it until the end (like most loyal potterheads do) then everything will make sense in the end. And most of the “slang” you’re talking about is magical spells.
Sixth, STOP OBSESSING ABOUT BRITISH PEOPLE!!!!!!! THEY’RE NOT ALL THAT BAD!!!!!! YOU SAY YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THEM, THEN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN’T!!!
Seventh, you say the characters are ugly. Apparently you have only seen the first couple of movies. You shouldn’t criticize them until you’ve seen the entire series. Herminone’s hair get’s straighter, AND BEARDS ARE NOT CREEPY!!!!!!! I hope you understand how insulting you are being to many people. Plus Dumbledore is not wearing a dress. He’s wearing robes. (If you’re gonna stick with saying that Dumbledore’s wearing robes, then people are gonna keep saying that Edward is a sparkling fairy)
Eighth, if you havent noticed, its a fictional book. Plus, earlier you said you it was unacceptable for them to cuss, you just called Voldemort a “fucking sadistic moron”. (that my friend is what people call a hypocrite)
Anyways, those are just a few reasons that you are a sad, sad person.
what you do not see is that robert/edward WAS IN HP AND IS BRITISH SO YOUR DISSING TWILIGHT AT THE SAME TIME
Fail
That’s a bunch of crap
I wondered if you were serious or not… and apparently you are. Even though I were British, I could not be offended. Just so you know: when criticizing a book, the best way to make a point is to be careful about written expression, spelling, grammar… Spellcheckers exist for a reason. Contrary to popular belief among some English-speakers, they are not here just for the rest of the world – i.e. those whose mothertongue is not English.
But I can’t shake off the notion that all this was intentional trolling. Even if it were not, you really deserve a ‘Fail’. With a capital…
Is this for real? What is society coming to? At least the people in Harry Potter can act unlike Kristen Stewart and the rest of the Twilight cast. Honestly this is idiotic I was reading this and wondering what the hell was going through your brain when you were typing this fail. Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. Twilight is a pathetic book with terrible actors in the movies. Basically to put this in easier words since you have such a low reading level that you can’t understand the Harry Potter books and also since you can’t understand the accents in the movies(which you must be half deaf not to understand their accents),
TWILIGHT IS TERRIBLE! AND HARRY POTTER IS AND WILL BE CONSIDER A CLASSIC THAT SHALL BE READ FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION. Do you understand it now or am I going to have to put “OMG” and “like” between every other word? Have a wonderful day and please go see a doctor to get your head in its proper place.
Are you for real, have you read twilight. the concept of the story itself is aright but the way she’s written it is shit. She is an appalling writer. The twilight films are appalling the only decent bit is Jacob’s abs but that a matter of opinion anyway. the harry potter films are full of incredibly talented actors. by saying america is better than Britain just shows your an immature person with no other devices to use against opinions. Harry Potter is LOGICALLY better than twilight because it’s sold more copies that twilight. J.K.Rowling has a successful franchise of books films wrote 3 extra books for comic relief and 1 for a children’s charity, all 3 of which are fantastic and original. Death is a natural part of life and if you actually read twilight properly, people do die. Harry Potter brings up issues that actually happen such as orphans, bullying and death, twilight talks about death in an incredibly casual manner as if it’s nothing at least Harry Potter shows that death occurs and that that it occurs for reasons beyond vampires got hungry! Harry Potter is also better than twilight because kids read it and teenagers read it and adults read it, it is read by so many people that it is a worldwide phenomenon. Get real, Twilight is a load of bollocks and as Steven King said ( an incredibly fabulous writer, just in case your too dim to know who he is) Twilight is about the importance of having a boyfriend. Go and get an education you dim witted girl, people like you are the reason condoms were invented.
Ok I like both series, but this is plain STUPID. Just a couple of things, but for one, NEITHER VAMPIRES,WEREWOLFS,OR WIZARDS EXIST. Harry potter has real lessons, twilight is about a girl who gets all depressed and basically does nothing with her life.
And saying that it ‘teaches death is ok and natural..’ OF COURSE DEATH IS NATURAL. PEOPLE DIE EVERY DAY. my DAD died when I was 13, and I’m 16 now, and death is no joke!
So there’s a couple things for you original poster.
Okay, this has to be one of the least thought out lists of why Twilight is better than Harry Potter that i have ever had the misfortune to read. First off, there’s too much swearing! You have to be joking, ok you say there is to much swearing but you go on and say “WTF” which i am sure you knnow the ,eaning of if you want anyone to take the swearing statement seriously you have to keep out YOUR swearing, and for the record (I am assuming you haven’t read the books) Ron only says bloody hell in the movies. Number 2: It teaches that death is ok and natural you say, well it is, it happens everyday, and as for the people dieing all the time they don’t die all the time and that keeps the suspense not knowing whats going to happen but it’s ok for the “bad” vampires to be torn to shreds and burnt? I am not understanding your logic. In Twilight you no one bad the bad are going to die so that makes the enire rising action in the last book absolutley moronic. On to number 3, ok i know you may have never come across someone that would do that but that is there “fun” they are sickand twisted like any even half decent villan should be. Comparing Voldemort/Death Eaters to the Voturi is a waste of time, they couuld kick the Volturi’s butt. Number 4:This is the most idiotic statement I have ever come across, I am American, but if our stuff is the best why is almost everything in our country MADE IN CHINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Point 5: um before I start in on this one you should know I AM AMERICAN but to any even remotley decent mind can figure out these said “slang” words. There accents are not confusing and if you actually try to listen i think you would find you can understand. Further more my 7 year old sister can undertand there accents. Point 6: When you say “normally” i am going to assume you mean what we Americans seem to deem normal, well those funny accents are normal where they are from they probably find your accent funny. And you will probably scoff at this but quite frankly I think you need to stop being the average American teeenager and get your head out of your butt and think for a minute. If you don’t like theaccents don’t watch the movies and if you had bothered to read the books you would know the ENTIRE story takes place in Great Britain, that is why they talk like that they are all or most British born/raised, Point 7: The characters are UGLY. Really this just proves how superficial you are along with thousands of other people, in Twilight all the “good” characters are “hot” and the “bad” “ugly”. Really this is absolutley one of the worst reasons given. IT’S AN OPINION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Point 8: The villians are not unrealistic if any are it’s the Volturi, sparkling vampires really, Voldemort had a reason to be evil the Volturi don’t, the HP villians keep the story moving and as for your considerate crap if you would pay attention you might notice how there plans are going into motion the whole year!!!!!!!!!!!! Know Twilight is full of moronic plot holes and numerous other things i could never finish.
This is such a fail
1. Its swearing get over it if the kid goes around swearing then tell him off
2. Dying is a natural thing idiot its real life!! Good innocent people die everyday
3. Umm it is a book and there are many real life people who love torturing innocent people get over yourself
4. Thats kind of racist
5. Obviously your an idiot
6.How in the world can you not understand them its perfectly clear! Again your obviously an idiot plus did you not know Robert Pattinson is British and was in Harry Potter
7. Just because a character is “ugly” doesnt mean anything this is why people arent confident and kill them selves because people that are rude people with no life call them ugly when they are actually very beautiful!
8. Umm thats very realistic there are real life evil villians who are like that its called reality you might want to find it!
I think you need to get your head out of your own little world and realize the truth! Goodness you just made yourself look stupid in front of millions of people -_-
I really hope you’re trolling, because you are dead wrong. Remember, Harry potter fans actually have the intelligence to beat you in a debate, Twiligt fans just drool over Edward. And really, have you ever heard someone say they love American accents? No. People love British accents. Get your head out of your arse.
HARRY POTTER IS AWESOME!!! First of all, NO SANE CHILD reads harry potter and think ‘wow, this is gr8! i’m gonna learn magic and torture ppl w/it. BLOODY HELL!’ 2nd) there’s no’ funny accents’ (i mean really?! are u, racist?!) it’s a british (english) accent, u hear it all over the place even if u dont live in the UK! I’m assuming the author is english, so children reading the story imagine it in an english accent, so the MOVIE should hav ppl w/english accents. 3rd) the characters are realistic to THAT STORY! i mean, to ppl who love ‘toy story’ , X-men is unrealistic, ect. I’m just gonna stop heree, cuz i understand some ppl dont hav the ability to accept that just becuz they dont like a movie duzn’t mean it sucks! Oh yeah, and if u wanna C a REAL vampire movie, see the original DRACULA ..OR NOSFORATU (pardon my spelling), cuz VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All points that I would want to argue have been said, and I agree with them all!!!! I mean seriously!!!! This whole post is complete rubbish and should be deleted from the while of history.
The fact that I am British has absolutely no matter in this (well it does tbh, but I’m trying to talk from an outside pov).
As I said before, all I want to argue has already been said and I thank all the people who actually have any sense at all, you are wonderful people because this post is complete shite.
Anything else that I want to add are, Carlisle is written to be British/European, that’s how Stephanie Meyer wrote it you illiterate arse!!
Robert pattinson IS British!!!! Unless you are too thick to have realised!!
Oh and I’m sorry, did I miss the part that out of the two only Harry Potter has a section in Universal Studios? or am I mistaken? I didn’t think so. This point can also be emphasised by the fact that the studio where HP was filmed (Leaveston Studios) is being turned in to a theme park type thing completely dedicated to HP, despite all of the other things filmed there, the site is huge and still growing (trust me, I know, I see it daily) and will be extremely popular by people from all over the world.
As to the comment about ww2? Well all I can say is, jesus Christ!! Go back to school and actually learn something this time.
*whole not while in first paragraph
You my very poorly educated freind need to GET A LIFE AND A REALITY CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER IS SOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN TWILIGHT and im a fan of twilight as well but HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER! AND HAVE YOU EVER HAD A HISTORY LESSON EVER?!?!?!?!?! The British were our ALLIES in WW2 and always have been the ONLY time we faught the british was the Revolutionary War to gain our independence you dumbass! 1. bloody hell isn’t really a swear adn now a days every one swears the words have lost their meaning they’re just words. 2. Yes the books are a little violent but so is twilight and people die a lot in twilight books too actually more then in harry potter if you concider the killing of half of seatile. 3. Villians tourture people thats what they do, it what real villians do. 4. American stuff is shit do u ever wonder why everything we have is made by a different country and america isnt the best anymore china is. 5. there isnt that much slang and its all well known slang…or atleast to those of us who actually have lives anyway 6. the first harry potter movie was better than all the twilight movies put together because it FOLLOWED THE BOOK! 7. the chacters were PERFECT they looked almost exactly they way J.K.Rowling evisioned and they r SOOO NOT UGLY unlike robert Pattinson who btw is BRITISH so u basicly just dissed in your little incorrect rant 😛 AND DUMBLEDORE IS NOT CREEPY HE HIS THE BEST FICTIONAL CHACTER EVER CREATED HE IS A ROLE MODLE TO ALL AND THE WISEST MAN EVER AND HE DIED FOR A CAUSE DONT U EVER DISS DUMBLEDORE AND HIS BEARD IS NOT CREEPY!!! 8. once agian the vilians r actually totally realistic no not the fact that they r wisards but the fact that they plan out thier attacks and they have no feeling or care who gets hurt or killed also as they get what they want. Finally we do not try and shove Harry Potter down twilighters’ throats, we know a lost cause when we see one (and i see one right now) we are just simply stating the fact the Harry Potter is much better than twilight and if u want proof just look at book sales no one has ever beaten Harry Potter ever. so there why Harry Potter is better than twilight and proof that you my friend are poor lost uninformed twit.
You have got to be one of the most ignorant people I have ever read anything by.
And I’ve read all four of the Twilight books, and I wasn’t impressed at all by them. They don’t teach you anything. And the first movie was so horrible in my opinion I swore I’d never watch another. So I can compare these two series honestly, because I actually gave Twilight a shot.
But, about your article, here’s what I’m going to say:
1. Use spell check, I could barely read this because your spelling and grammar is so horrible.
2. You complain about the books having language in them, yet you used plenty of language in your little article here. And it’s not like they were saying the F word every two seconds.
3. You need to get a reality check, because death is a natural part of life. We’re all going to die someday, so just accept it. There’s no problem in teaching people death is ok and natural, because it is! And people fight in the books, they have battles. Not everyone is going to come out alive. To write so would be unrealistic.
4. Yeah, it’s wrong people like to kill and torture other people. But there are plenty of people in this world who like to do it. It’s another part of life, that there’s horrible people in this world. Not everyone is pure.
5. Seriously? Because it’s British? That’s your excuse? What is wrong with British people, or Britain in general? And you seriously need to study history, because Britain was our ally in WW2, we fought BESIDE them, and we won with them. Get your facts straight before you go running your mouth and accusing an entire country, you hollow head.
6. Why do the actors/actresses have British accents? BECAUSE IT TAKES PLACE IN BRITAIN YOU IDIOT! You expect because a movie is made by an American company but takes place in another country the actors are going to talk like Americans and not have British accents? You’re really dumb.
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but seriously? Hermione had big hair. What, you never met a girl who had frizzy hair before and who was a genius? Luna dresses weird because that’s part of who she is. She’s smart, but she’s not exactly normal and she doesn’t care what people think of her. It’s part of her personality. Yeah, Ron’s a ginger. And about the South Park thing, it wouldn’t have surprised me if you weren’t joking about gingers not having souls. That’s how stupid I think you are. And Harry has glasses, so what? And he has a scar because he survived being killed when he was one year old! And yeah, Dumbledore’s gay. It’s not like JK Rowling went out of her way to point that out. There’s gay people in the world. Get over it. And he has facial hair, so what? And he doesn’t wear a dress, he wears a cloak, that’s what wizards and witches wear. The characters are each unique in their own way, and they all teach us different things. You tell me what the characters of your precious vampire book taught you.
8. I can think of a lot of people who kill and torture for fun, even in our own precious America, and throughout history. There’s horrible people in the world who like to do it. It’s part of life, that there’s horrible people in the world. Wake up and accept it. So yeah, the villains of Harry Potter are realistic, because there are people in our world that do that.
I am a Potterhead and a Twilight fan (I’m not a good enough fan to call myself a Twi-hard) so I see the positives in both, however you are horrible and in some places, just dumb.
Bloody is not a swear word and by the time HP&DH was released, most fans would have said something worse than b*tch.
“That teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing” Death is a fact in life: you can’t avoid or prevent it.
The only people who torture in HP are the villians and they are not exactly role models are they?
Where are you getting your facts from? *Www.biasedamerican.com?* You’re comment about us Brits simply made me laugh! You said that Twilight is better because it is American, however the amount of grammatical errors in it contradict you. Also, you should check your facts, the English fought most of the war and America only joined in the end.
Slang? In Harry Potter? Go on then, please enlighten me into what you couldn’t understand because you must be speaking another language where the Queen’s English doesn’t make sense.
Accents? Really, so if I were to insult you, you wouldn’t understand? Please come round, I’m sure many Potter fans would have a lot to say?
Get some glasses. If you think that the characters are ugly you obviously need them. Plus, you are homophobic, which instantly makes you discusting. Homosexuals are equal to heterosexuals, as with bisexual or any others.
Answering your question, any normal villain kills and tortures, yeah even your precious Volturi. They EAT people for gods sake!
I’m almost positive that this is a troll but I needed to get my view out there.
This was a fail on so many levels. I am now dumber for having read it. I am going to sterilize my eyeballs. May God have mercy on your soul.
Are you stupid? Seriously. Im an American and just because twilight was written by an American doesn’t make it a better book. You saying that proves how prejadous and ignorant you are. And you think Harry Potter is unrealalistic? Do you think sparkling vampire are realalistic? And the people in the movie are British and if you are incapable of comprehending that and understanding them youre dumber than I thought. So get a life a font trash talk something you are obviously ignorant and uniformed about
you’re the queen of stupid! as you say that the BEST SAGA OF THE WORLD! is that these sick in the head!? is that neurons are no longer you!? First Harry Potter saga is far better that twilight crap! if you do not know IS THE SECOND most sold books in WORLD AFTER THE BIBLE! jk. rowling is Europe’s richest women! FURTHER THAT FAT STUPID DE MEYER is a copycat! If jacob black original that have a motorcycle as Sirius Black and jacob is a werewolf, much like Sirius!. besides how can you say that just because a fucking American is better than a British books! I think Britain is better than U.S.A! know that there will be a better walk harry potter book before you talk bad ok! I bet you did not even open as a book of the Twilight stupid! bitch
If you Need a Dictionary to read the Books, maybe you should consider, learning a proper English! I am not even a natural speaker, as I am german, but I didn’t need a dictionary! And Wtf is so about children learning, that Death is normal? A part of life! Better to learn it from books than never talk about it and getting smacked in the face the first time you are facing death in what ever situation! And just btw ” people” or better sparkling middle age something’s are dying in every! Twilight book!
So all in all you said one intelligent sentence wich is, that Fred is one of the best Characters!
Sincerely,
A Potterhead!
Ps: Rupert Grint is a sexy beast! Just in contrast to Peterson! Oh an CEDRIC all the way!
dont be hating on harry potter just because you can’t read it, because clearly you are not very advanced at reading/writing. your spelling is HORRIBLE.
and death is normal. it happens all around all the time. In Harry Potter, you get emotionally attached to the characters, so when they die, you feel it. When Sirius died, I cried. When Hedwig died, I cried. When Fred died, I cried.
at least JK Rowling’s writing has some plot, while Twilight is just ”omg i love edward. NO HE LEFT ME. ima sit here and die till he comes back.” When Harry leaves ginny for her own protection, she FREAKIN FIGHTS. she doesn’t curl up in a ball.
Also, they speak in British accents since the school IS IN ENGLAND. people from england tend to speak in British accents, you know. They speak normally to people in their own country.
i am not a twilight hater, and i respect your opinion, but when you can’t get your facts straight, then it’s just sad.
I have read both Twilight and Harry Potter, so I can say neutrally: Harry Potter is amazing and in comparison, Twilight sucks. I’m sorry that you cannot grasp that simple fact.
Dumbass… Your such a fail -.-‘ Go get a life…
Just to comment on the British/American argument although the rest of it is just as ludicrous, Stephenie Meyer gets alot of inspiration from the band Muse when writing her books. Check the front few pages if you dont beleive me.
Muse are British, they are from Devon, in England.
As Stephenie Meyer took inspriation from a Britsh source, making the books in some way slightly Britsh does that mean that thye are shit?
at least harry potter have real fans and real people in them because all they do in twilight is die and turn into a vampire or fall in love with a child !! URGHHH !! and also harry potter teaches you to stand up for what you believe in and not collapse in a forest because the guy you *apparently* love leaves !! for god sake get some taste in BRILLIANT books !!!!
Maybe the reason you don’t understand the “British” language is because they spell things properly; “movyes” has never been a word and this may be why you find it “comfusing”.
You use worse language than the HP books do in your argument that they use bad language.
Obviously, your view on so-called “ugly” people means you have a hugely shallow view on beauty. I applaud you on your self-confidence to rate yourself as prettier than Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint, although I think you may find millions of people will disagree and your degrading comments serve to completely destroy any outer beauty you may possess by the disgusting way you talk about others. Your description of Dumbledore is ridiculous. His beard and his sexuality should not, and most certainly do not, distract from his complex and incredible character and I think you need to reconsider your opinions.
As for the villains being unbelievable, I have read the Stephenie Meyer series and find that the villains often seem to be vampires who are hundreds of years old and endeavour to feed on human flesh. Whether this is merely common in what you call the “top country in the world”, I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure they’re not a regular occurence.
The subject of torture: the people in the books of HP who use torture are the villains and so JK Rowling portrays torture in an extremely negative light. Her destruction of evil in the last book serves to show that anything associated with torture is bad and should be obliterated.
Again, the use of violence is to add to the storyline and I seem to remember in the Twilight series people being murdered at the Volturi in Italy and the main characters being able to hear the screams of the dying. Also, there is excessive violence when the vampires are torn to pieces and burnt until they are well and truly destroyed. Of course, by your standards, you obviously don’t think this counts as violence and you have happily overlooked it.
Also, I think you may have awkwardly missed the fact that Robert Pattinson was originally used in the HP films and this was why he subsequently got the role for Twilight. Somehow I don’t think you took this into consideration when talking of the “weirdos” they used for the HP films.
Basically I think I’d have to say points 1-8 are pointless and can all be easily destroyed. Although I’m so pleased you’ve highlighted some good faults with Twilight for the HP fans out there. Congratulations.
they have accents cuz they’re fucking BRITISH you dumbass! And you say there is too much cussing, and yr you cuss in points after that!? And you think homosexuals aren’t homo when they turn OLD!? Plus, the torturers are EVIL so they will do EVIL things! Did you expect the EVIL ones to TICKLE people with BUTTERFLIES to death!? In wars, people are going to die. Some on the opponents side, some on yours.
News flash! We fought ALONGSIDE the British in WW2.
sure the language is bad, but you have to realise that Molly called Bellatrix a bitch because SHE TRIED TO KILL HER DAUGHTER. To all people, trying to kill someone you love makes you a bitch and enemy.
DEATH IS NATURAL. Everyone eventually dies, being murdered or dying naturally. And no offense, but if you can’t understand the things they’re saying you probably need a hearing check.
Do you seriously judge people on how they look? That marks you as a bitch. Do you think everyone chooses the way they look? Some people need glasses to see, because their eyesight is a little off. Do you think Harry went up to Voldemort and ASKED to have a scar?
its probably not occurred to your tiny brain that in order to attack, you need to have a plan.
Twifag, you say its rude for us Potterheads to ‘lord it all over you Twilight fans’? We do it because you illiterate dumbasses write reviews like this! If you need a ‘slang dictionary’ to read the books\watch the movies, you need to get a real dictionary and check your work BEFORE you write an invalid review.
brb an hero
You, ma’am, are a dumb bitch, and you can shut the fuck up. You’re a racist, homophobic piece of shit. 🙂
You must be seriously confused.
British stuff is pretty much always better than american stuff.
You must’ve been watching too much hetalia to think American shit is better than british. And this is coming from an american.
And all twilight tells about is how great it is to have a sparkly 108 virgin for a boyfriend. Get real.
~RazzKura
Ok…. sooo…
1. Isn’t Twilight a series of four books all about sexual frustration? Kids read that.
2. I swear she never read the books because… All those people died in the last one. OOOH!!! Isn’t there fighting in twilight? Didn’t someone get their spine snapped in half?
3. See 2. Also, spine snapping.
4. HAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD. She is either really stupid or a perfect troll. We fought with the Brits. Anyone worth their salt knows that. Also, I rather prefer British versions of shows in America. Maybe except the office.
5. Her spelling of confusing is comfusing. Also, If you are confused by Harry Potter, that’s sad. We read that back in like… 3rd grade with 0 problem. In addition, Brits don’t speak slang. It’s English, just not American like she speaks.
6. The Twilight movies are crap, as are most other book to movie movies. Harry Potter movies are pretty darn good given the parts they have to omit due to time. Also *bella lip bite* I can’t see that for 2 straight hours ugh… Pick up a book.
7. Bella is ugly, she looks like a mental case with a forehead the size of a watermelon. Edward looks a bit dirty and confused. Jacob’s face is too small. And I think Emma Watson is soooo cute, especially with short hair. Also… Rooooon :3
8. I’m dying at this… because Vampires and Werewolves are realistic. I also don’t think she has ever heard of psycho/sociopaths/sadists or else she would know what kind of people kill for fun.
In conclusion. She is like… 5 years old. Baww Baww Baww. Rant over.
Just to let you know, I do history, and USA fought WITH Britain against Germany and Japan. They rarely swear, they don’t have stupid accents, I can understand them just fine. They didn’t attack till the end of the school year BECAUSE Harry didn’t get back till the end of the year. It may be “too violent” and “the movies are crap” to you, let me say one thing. WATCH THE BLOODY MOVIES AND READ THE BOOKS BEFORE YOU SAY ALL THIS SHIT
You say Twilight is better than Harry Potter because it is American. You also say Harry Potter is worst because it has actors with “funny accents” and you can’t understand them when they talk or the British slang. Have you thought about it the other way around? Maybe people think Harry Potter is better because it is British. I’m American but i LOVE Harry Potter. The reason why the actors have “funny accents” is because they are British. You might have issues understanding them because you are not use to the accent. Have you ever thought that British people think the Twilight actors have “funny accents”? You say you can’t understand the British slang they use and only British people can understand therefore Twilight is better. Have you ever thought about the fact that Twilight uses American slang and maybe nobody but American people can understand? Oh, and by the way, you’re spelling and grammar needs a little work.
Okay….I’m going to try & respect your ‘opinions’ or whatever (’cause in the USA it’s kinda the law) so here goes.
1. SO WHAT?!!! Swearing is only made bad by peoples’ reactions. End of story. Plus I’ve gotten cussed out by some four year old so I don’t thing it matters whether or not they read Harry Potter as it wouldn’t do anything to prevent that kid using words that weren’t even in the book. Plus JK Rowling used them in great and appropriate context so she’s definitely excused. I did that once in school & my teacher let me go ’cause I used in such context.
2. So living forever is natural to you? Umm….Rowling was just trying to be realistic. People hear about how there are men & women dying EVERY FRICKIN DAY in Afghanistan and the Middle East. In all honesty Harry Potter just prepares you for the reality that PEOPLE DIE!
3. UMM THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO ENJOY TORTURE IN REAL LIFE!!! They’re called sadistic (think Jane of the Volturi. FUCK YEAH I JUST USED A TWILIGHT REFERENCE TO PROVE YOU WRONG). & if Bellatrix & Co. are so wrong WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TORTURERS IN REAL LIFE. ONCE AGAIN JK ROWLING IS PREPARING YOU FOR REALITY!!!
4. Ummm…. AMERICANS ARE BRITISH!!!!! If you’ve ever gone to a history class you’d know originally we were British colonies. Now I won’t say you’re wrong about America being ahead. Yes most other countries are following us in the whole democracy ruling thing, but Britain is a great country. It combines the beauty of the past with all the best hope of the future (PRINCESS DIARIES FTW). If America is the child, then Britain is the mother. YOU DO NOT DISRESPECT YOUR PARENTS!!!!!
5. I needed a slang dictionary to understand HALF of what you wrote. HYPOCRITE!!!!!!!!! I think that people know most British slang anyway so yes. Besides it’s good to learn about new cultures and their current speech patterns.
6. I gotta say, for someone who hates Harry Potter, you’re using a trademark Potterhead word. As in siriusly (from the root name Sirius) so quit it. You’re disgracing the word & making me sick. As you correctly pointed out, yes the books are British. So naturally the readers & fans imagined the characters talking in British accents. It’s just how the Twilight characters were portrayed with American accents. Do you think there are random British people saying ‘Oi!!! Why are those gits not in British accents?!!!! This is utter rubbish!!!’?? NO BECAUSE THEY HAVE A LITTLE WORD CALLED RESPECT?!!!!!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOME FOREIGNER INSULTED YOUR CULTURE?!!!
7. Hermione’s just not superficial. She cares more about what’s in her head than whats on it. Luna’s unique which is better than being a fashion sheep. Ron’s epic. Red heads are unique. There aren’t many around as the trait is incredibly recessive & EXCUSE ME?!!!!! I wear glasses. Oh my gosh. I’m a freak. Excuse me for inheriting my parent’s gene of being near-sighted. I hate what America’s become…We’ve been reduced to fat, proud, ignorant baboons sprinkled with the occasional polite decent person…-_-
DO NOT INSULT ALBUS DUMBLEDORE IN FRONT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING LACK WIT!!!!!!!!! FACIAL HAIR ISN’T A CREEPY TRAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!& So what if he’s old & gay. What do you think gay people die young…You make me sad to be human..
8. ADOLF HITLER ENJOYED THE CREMATING OF JEWS!!!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK HIM A COUPLE OF YEARS TO DEVELOP HIS PLANS SO THAT THEY WERE GENIUS!!!!!! HE COULD’VE HAD THE WORLD HAD HE NOT BEEN SO GREEDY!!!!!!!!!!! I’D LIKE TO SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU TO COME UP WITH A PLOT THAT INTELLIGENT!!!!!!!!!!!
So we’re not supposed to lecture you about how great Harry Potter is, but you’re okay to lecture us on the greatness of Twilight?!!! BULLSHIT!!!!!!!! I siriusly think you need a reality check. Yes Twilight is good & yes I’ll shoot anyone who persecutes a Potterhead who also likes Twlilight, but atleast Potterheads can be decent & accept people who like Twilight. I haven’t met a Twihard who isn’t all ‘I THINK TWILIGHT ROCKS!!! HARRY POTTER IS STUPID & GAY!!! -_- Please someone just kill me now. I siriusly think the world needs a slap on the face.. Someone please tell this moron & little princess that the real world is cold & hard & that HP is just introducing it to us as readers.
Please go see a doctor, because I think you’re siriusly confunded and sick. Also, consider a job in the fast food business,
~Ro
You’re my hero 😀
That was just stupid. I feel like I’m more dume after reading that!!!
1- You say that they say blody hell. and that isn’t bag lenguage. Thats british slang!! And really american movie are feeled with that crap!!!
2- So your gonna tell me that Twilinght isnt violent!!! realy? and unrealistic… THEY ARE FUCKING VAMPIRES!!! that kill, drink blod… but wait no they sparkel. so the sex seans can apear on the movies and the bocks! That is totaly great for kids!
3- Thats the point! Its to show that torture and killing is rong that only the bad guys do it!!! And honestly depressing what about bella just sterring at her depresses me!!
4- Realy??? I think that british colture is way better! what do americans have? wel I dont know but England has Shakespeare!!! And just compare the movies and see the special efects in the secund twilight and the secund harry potter.
5-Just becuse your stupid like a door dusnt mean they cant talk!! Im portugues (its a contry in europe in case you dont know, BTW is the lenguage that Edward talks in the las movie in brazil) And I totaly anderstend what they say. And dont came tell me that your 16 because Im 14 and not american or english and I do anderstend… And the Slang is as simple as it can be!!!
6- Its not just a funny acent you dush its a british accent!! way better then that one from texas! (But i love all accents) And I totaly anderstod what they sad in the last movies so go to school!
7- Oh Came on! Go see them now! harry isnt the best( I think) But jesssss… Rupert grint and Tom felton!!! put those names on google images and see what you get!!!
Hermione, You wish!!! she has more guys after her then you will never have in your all life!!! And Dumbledor… Your gonna tell me that God and santa are creepy too?
8- A real Vilan looks creepy: Lord Voldemort| A real vilan Gets everybody running away from him: Lord Voldemort | A real Vilan scars the victim and makes it run and lose all hope!!!: Lord Voldemort | A real villan doesnt feel love: Lord Voldemort | A real villan Tortures the victims until they no ronger want to be alive: Lord Voldemort | and for last but not least: A real villan prepares his plan in the dark and sudently atacks…: TOM RIDDLE ( I AM LORD VOLDEMORT)!!!
So next time you want to say some thing bad about Harry and the best trio ever. Think about it because there are lots of villans and potterheads over there…
Ps: I like twilight too but dont talk bad about harry…
1. “I mean little kids are reading this stuff!” Wow… so they are for Twilight, as well… and have you READ Breaking Dawn? And how does “bloody hell” make you so offended when you dropped the f-bomb like, five times in this post alone? Not to mention your other post about the names.
2. Death is part of life. People do not live forever. One of the reasons the books are so amazing is that things that you don’t want to happen, happen, just like in real life. It’s called being *realistic*.
3. Voldemort and Bellatrix are the *bad guys*, idiot. I doubt any sane person is idolizing them.
4. Racist and wrong. And I am an American. British people are very smart, very good people, and IMHO, even more sophisticated than Americans (have you seen the level of stupidity many Americans have, namely you?). If you’re so closed to having stories take place in other countries than… you have a problem, and I pity you.
5. I’m sure the Brits could say the same thing about Twilight. And I understood it by *context*. Woah, I know. Hard to believe, but you can usually figure out what a phrase means by the way she’s written it… yeah…
6. “The movies are crap” LOLOLOLOLOL. At least the actors have *emotions*. Unlike one actor of one certain human being *cough cough*
7. Well I guess that sparkly fairies are *lots* more attractive than normal people. I, for one, would rather have realistic people than all-smoking-hot-Mary-Sues like Twilight “characters”.
8. I would like to step down and let you make the point for me. This point was so ridiculous that it made me literally laugh out loud.
The thing is that your blog post is so ridiculously badly-thought-through and *completely* wrong is making the case for us easy. We just let you talk, because the absolutely *ridiculous* things you say make you look more like a fool than we could ever do.
Peace, love, and *real books* for all.
~Lily
At first I missed the word “sane” you wrote and I wanted to protest and say that there ARE people idolizing Bellatrix, me for example. But as you wrote that you doubt any SANE person is idolizing the villains, it’s okay. (for I guess a mental illness is enough not to consider myself completely sane?)
What I like in Harry Potter is that the characters have their flaws. While I usually can’t relate to characters by their virtues, I can relate to many of them by their flaws. Twilight characters appeared either too perfect or empty for me. Of course, not every HP character was perfectly developed, but the undescribed characters (like, Rabastan Lestrange, Evan Rosier, Parvati Patil, Terry Boot) are background characters and the little hints given about them are enough for us fanfiction writers to assume some traits (Rabastan and Evan were Death Eaters, thus they should be cruel, Terry was a Ravenclaw, so he should be smart and studious, Parvati was a Gryffindor, so she should be brave and quite rebellious). It also leaves lots of place for readers’ imagination. Thus there are many fanfiction stories, both fitting in canon and AU, and they can be very different. I hardly ever get bored reading them (of course, there are also loads of crappy fanfiction, but this you can never avoid when kids of 10 have access to internet…).
I’d really LOVE to know how you knew all the information about Harry Potter, i mean someone who hasnt read the books WOULDNT know that ron says bloody hell ( best catchphrase ever BTW!) , OR that dumbledore has a beard ( beards are cool (Y) ), that hermione has frizzy hair ( FRIZZY HAIR FTW BITCH) or that in the last book molly calls bellatrix a bitch. therefore you’d have HAD to have read ALL 7 BOOKS, Harry Potter’s greatness wins again over the sparkly bum, talcum powdered face idiots. CHEERS
Oh and P.S calling Britain a bad country is racist, you have been reported 🙂
LOTS OF LOVE TO THE supermegafoxyawesomehot! HARRY POTTER FANS!
LOTS OF HATE TO THE stupidsparklyshithole TWILIGHT FANS!
loving the avpm reference 🙂
I really don’t understand what’s wrong with you.
You have a real reason for hating the Harry Potter series, don’t you?
I mean, the argument “Because it’s British” does not really work very well.
Just like many other already told you; the americans fought aganist, just like the british, the germans in WW2.
And you said you didn’t understand their language? Well, I didn’t understand 50 percent of what you wrote.
I’m only 13 years old and swedish (That means I’m from Sweden, which, according to other of your ‘knowledge’, I don’t think you know where or what it is) and I do understand the books and the movies perfectly fine. (Just some revenge, because I’m a HP-fan; British English is way beautifuler and sounds way more clever that american slang of yours)
Do you know what we call people like you here in Europe? Stupid american! (But I’m to polite to call you that)
No, you can come back when you’ve got real arguments for what makes HP so really bad. (Ó.ò)
~Jingle bells. Twilight smells. Edward ran away. Bella dies. Jacob cries. Potter all the way!~
Sweden @_@
Sorry but you are just awesome. And have my appreciation. Congrats.
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read… and I’ve read quite alot of stupid stuff about ‘why twilight is better than Harry Potter’
*NEWSFLASH* ~HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT~
-Have you ever thought that they speak with british accents because they’re all british actors?!
-What’s wrong with gingers ~ my best friend is a ginger and she’s amazing.
-”That teaches people that death is ok and natural!” ~ well thats because death is natural.
-”British stuff is never as good as american stuff” ~ rasict much…. some of the greatest authors have been british e.g : JK ROWLING (Harry Potter) WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE (do I really need to put what he wrote!… actually I probably do… Romeo & Juliet) JANE AUSTEN (Pride and Prejudice) EMILY BRONTE (Wuthering Heights) JRR TOLKIEN (The Lord of the Rings) and so many more…
-How is it ‘confusing’ just because its british? and are you trying to say that british people arent normal ~ like i said… rasict much.
And by the way… learn how to spell please.
Pure. GARBAGE. That’s what this post is. Now, I’m going to point out a few things to you.
1. “Bloody hell” isn’t swearing, and it’s not from the books, it’s from the movies. “Bitch” is unacceptable? Dude, I hear way worse every day. Also, ever watched some TV programs? MUCH worse swearing than “bitch”!
2. World War II had the British and the Americans on the SAME SIDE, fighting Japan, Germany and Italy. Get your facts straight, otherwise you’ll sound even more like an idiot.
3. Another fact for you to get straight: the British colonized America. So without them, you wouldn’t be living in America.
4. Can’t understand British accents? Well, that’s extraordinarily stupid of you. They’re British because JK Rowling requested there be only British actors except for when noted otherwise. By saying the actors suck, you’re insulting legends like Maggie Smith and Alan Rickman, to name a couple. And, Robert Pattinson, who plays Edward? HE’S BRITISH.
5. Violence is everywhere, in case you haven’t noticed. TV, the Internet, music, games… Harry Potter isn’t the only thing to include violence. Voldemort and Bellatrix are psychopathic and wanting to kill everyone is part of that. Might want to search up on psychopathy, it’s clear you know absolutely nothing about it.
6. Death IS okay and natural, because surely you know by now, EVERYBODY DIES. The good characters die to reflect real life: in a war, both good and bad people die. You can’t just have all the baddies die and the good ones survive, it’s unrealistic.
7. Beards are perfectly normal. Nothing wrong with them, for Dumbledore it just shows his age. And so what if he’s gay? Old people can’t be gay? That is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard.
8. “Ugly” characters? I guess you’ve never realised that not everybody in the world is pretty/beautiful/hot/whatever.
9. Slang? Slang is mainly American, yes the British have different words to Americans sometimes, but I (and I assure you, I’m certainly not British) understood perfectly well. Also, you could read the American versions of the books, they change the words and don’t include the “slang” as you like to call it.
10. Your spelling and grammar is HORRIBLE, which basically makes your reasons even more invalid than they already are.
So, hopefully, if you read this, you might learn a few things, and maybe choose to go back to history class and listen for once.
You need to get a life. Harry Potter is a great book, and you’re a total dumb ass for writing this. Sure, The Twilight Saga is great, but Harry Potter is great. It teaches children great things about life, and you are an idiot to think that it sucks. And you say that it’s inappropriate for kids? There might be a couple parts that have some bad language, but Twilight is awful for children.
NEVER compare a sexual teenage romance to a fantasy/adventure for children.
Don’t dis the Harry Potter characters just because they aren’t fricking gorgeous. They aren’t vampires or werewolves (or whatever the fuck Jacob is), so they don’t any reason to be the sexiest people in the world. Luna is cute and has a Victorian style. She dresses differently, but that’s what makes her awesome. Harry is geek chic and is dreamy in the movies (Daniel Radcliffe, if you’re actually THAT stupid), and I personally want to marry him. His scar is a sign of being a damn LEGEND.
You are a racist bitch. I bet you had no idea that Robert Pattinson is British, AND was in the Harry Potter movies as Cedric Diggory. Did you even know that America was owned by Britain at first? Every TRUE American is British. Crack open a book sometime. Its called The Revolutionary War, bitch. We got independence from Britain.
WE ARE FUCKING EQUAL.
Go to hell, bitch.
Oh my goodness! Every thing in this blog is so false, before you begin ranting get your facts! America is not one of the leading nations in the world, we Americans learn that in Elementary! I was laughing throughout the entire blog, absolutely pathetic on how you actually believe what you write. I applaud you though, I haven’t laughed so hard in weeks; thanks for making my day.
here’s my argument against yours:
1. swearing: ron says bloody hell. i give you that. molly weasley says bitch one time. i think thats all the swearing in 7 books
2. death: so you’re saying only “bad people” die? isn’t that a fantasy? and if you happen to recall, all the vampires of twilight have died.
3. tourture: um hello. have you not read about the whole voltouri??
4.british: um actually we were ALLIES with the british in WW2 get your history straight. and what’s with the racism?
5. again with the british? obviously if more than half the fanbase is american, it is NOT confusing. there is nothing CONFUSING about it! i don’t remember one reference to a british thing i didn’t get
6. movies: at least i could actually SEE the action happening. in the first twilight movie, it was so dark the first time, i couldn’t see anything. and again with the racism!!! what the hell is wrong with your ears?! how the hell do you NOT understand a freakign word they are saying?!?!?! (note i’m trying my best not to swear at you)
7. um what? so apparently everyone has to be perfect like rosalie in order for them to be good characters? ugly characters are the most realistic and easiest for the reader to relate to. an “ugly” character has obvious flaws. no one can be perfect
8. villains: so wizards are unrealistic but vampires aren’t?
p.s even ROBERT PATTERSON said that he hates playing edward cullen. he said in an interview that (and i quote) “i read the books. basically it’s a sparkly retard bitching about himself”
1. This fails so much
2. I hope this is all a joke
3. All these reasons don’t prove anything HP is still better then gaylight (Twilight)
Can…Can I just… Strangle you? There are so many errors and just.. asdfaskjd;flbasudasd;lkj.
2.death is an everyday occurrence. Yes it’s depressing but it happens, good and evil people die, for good or for bad. don’t downgrade a series just because of that.
3. by the time torture even happens in the book people SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHO THE EVIL ONES ARE if not they are idiots and or they haven’t even read the book.
4. we did not fight against Britain in the WWII, we were allies then, you may be talking about the Revolutionary War which we fought to gain independence…
5. this is just me, but not all people are as smart as me and most other people, (except for the odd few like you) but i understood every word. and when I didn’t understand a word, i looked it up or came up with the best by reading the sentence.
6. the producer is american, that’s about it… and they have “funny” voices because well, that’s how they talk, to you that’s a British accent, to them you have a “funny” voice too.
7. Wow. that doesn’t even have any relevance at all. PLUS that is a complete insult to the author, i know you probably don’t care but still. Just thought I’d throw that out. Also, your comment was definitely against homosexuals. So, yeah.
8. actually, a LOT of villains KILL and TORTURE people. You have no idea. lol.
I’m done now. I hope you realize how many HP fans you have royally pissed off. xD
You are possibly the worst literary critic I have ever read. Not only do you not know anything about literature and how different works fit in with the rest of literature, but you are a rude and insulting person. You insult all British people, gingers, and people who are “different.” If the world didn’t have people who were different we would not get anywhere as a society. Besides insulting people who dress/act differently (I am using different in comparison to you, you narrow-minded, mainstream, insolent goat) you insulted people who have “strange” looks, which are something people can’t change. And finally, you are a hypocrite. You complain about bad language in Harry Potter (words, mind you that every kid over 7 knows if not uses) and then you go and say fuck repeatedly. And FYI the HP films were not made by an American company, they were financed by Time Warner, but they were by Heydey films, which is a British production company. Please stop wasting your time posting your vomit on the Internet.
You better be trolling because this is the worst book review I’ve ever read! Stupid points is one of the things, but you suck at grammar! So, the books are bad because people die? Even good guys die! Oh no! Worst book ever! I have no faith left in human kind. Please, for the love of God, go back to primary school.
You’re an idiot. I once shitted a better story than twilight on accident. Also at least our characters have expressions unlike that zombie bimbo Kirsten Stewart and saying that people can’t be gay is bloody homophobic and sick. Now onto the swearing part, yes Ron says bloody hell and Molly says bitch like omg gasp!!!!1!!!! (I’m mocking you here btw) at least our characters aren’t horny little slits like Bella is. Also, America isn’t better than England cause its ‘cooler and smarter’ I don’t recall the jersey shore people to be very well educated unless being an extra for an oompa loompa is classified as smart(no offense to all Americans though).
Farewell puny human
“1. Theres too much swearing.” Comparing Twilight’s explicit sex scenes and Harry Potter’s uh “swearing”, i think you can safely say that parents would rather their child use “bloody hell” than them longing to get themselves knocked up by a vampire.
“2. Its too violent.” Twilight’s too horny.
“3. TORTURE.” It’s part of the plot. What do you expect them to do? Sit in a circle and talk things out? THEY’RE BLOODY WIZARDS FOR GOD’S SAKE.
“4. Its british. ” ….. wtf did your parents teach you?! And the fact that you’re actually bringing History into this, i can’t even, omg.
“5. Its confusing.” Maybe the books have British slang in it because, um, J.K Rowling is British? So it makes perfect sense to me that her books have british slang in it. P.S, I’m asian, and i can understand what’s going on in the Harry Potter books, even though I’ve never even stepped into the UK before. So i don’t see why you should have a problem with it. Stop with your racial prejudice, seriously.
“6. The movies are crap.” Hey, Twilight movies are pretty retarded too. Last time i watched twilight scene, everyone in the movie seemed dead (and shirtless for all the wrong reasons).
“7. The chracters are ugly.” Their casted that way to match their character in the book. Emma Watson is one of the hottest celebrities out there, if you can honestly call her ugly, then hats off to you. Besides Edward sparkles. BTW, what kind of sick grudge do you have against beards? DId someone strangle you with one in your past life or something? Oh yeah and “OLD PEOPLE ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE GAY”, what is that? A new law?
“8. the villains are unrealistic.” Our villains are badassed people who have their own swag and carry out their villain-doings at their own leisure. You can’t expect the story to just explode with climax on the first week of term.
You’re just prejudice cause you know that Harry Potter actually has a plot and teaches readers about courage, determination, and REAL HONEST SUBSTANTIAL LOVE whereas Twilight just urges you to fall in love with a hot vampire and die in a hole if he leaves you.
Ok First, dying is a natural part of life! Atleast Harry Potter is realistic with death. Unlike Twilight. Harry Potter shows that in your life you are going to have to deal with death. Twilight shows that life will always work out & that everything will be fine & dandy.
Second, The torture while yes, it is a little graphic, it shows that there are evil people in this world. Not everyone is lining up to be your friend.
Third, what the hell?? Twilight is better because it is American? Really? That doesn’t even make any since you racist bitch. & What the f@ck? It is confusing because it uses british slang? IT IS F@CKING BRITISH! Ok, The actors have ‘funny’ accents because the series, the characters & the f@cking actors are british!
Fourth, You know what? FUCK YOU! They are not ugly! You probably a pretty blonde fucking judgey cheerleader fucking the whole school. & What the fuck? What the fuck is wrong with glasses? Also, What the fuck is wrong with being a fucking ginger? I am god damn sick & tired of people saying we don’t have souls because of some god damn cartoon. Dumbledore is creppy because he has a beard? What the fuck? Don’t bleach your mustache & look the fucking mirror. It is a ROBE! Not a god damn dress. What the fuck? He is creepy because he is gay & so old? Oh ok, Yeah lets turn him into a fucking sparkley gay wannabe vampire.
Fifth, Really? Yeah because villians are all just happy magical characters who never kill anyone. The Volturi are stupid god damn vampire wannabes who sit on their asses & do nothing. I The villians in Harry Potter ARE realistic. In real life villians WILL kill you! They will torture you for the fun of it.
Thank you. And on a finally note, FUCK YOU BITCH! Twilight maybe better to you but, it has been out for like 5 years. Harry potter has been out for almost 20 years & has a following of loyal, deadicated fans. So, I hope you have a horrible life & Fuck you bitch.
I was going to absolutely blast the shit out of you until i found the “siriusly” hidden in there, seeing that made me think and hope that you have posted this as a joke. The fact that you have made so many spelling errors and have used contradictive arguments which have nothing behind them but opinions also makes me think this might be a joke…but if it isn’t, there is potentially something wrong with you…please be joking, it makes me sad to think that there are people as stupid as this.
*slaps you like there is no tomorrow*
Seriously Twitch (twilight bitch)
YOU FREAKING GO SUCK BELLA’S BALLS AND LEAVE HARRY POTTER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT A DOUCHE! I’m American but I COMPLETELY disagree! They even used siriusly instead of seriously. I’m guessing that someone is hiding their secret love of Harry Potter. Plus if they weren’t trying to hide their love how would they know that Fred was one of the best characters? What a Bitch.
:O How could you say that about the British? J.K Rowling is a very talented and beautiful writer, to even think to insult her is preposterous. Look, I love Harry Potter but I also like Twilight, some people are really stupid in the comments saying stuff like “How dare you like Twilight!” It’s not like you have to choose which is better, (Although Harry Potter is the bomb and Twilight’s just O.K) I know you were probably trolling in this post because nobody can hate Harry Potter (If you do, I’ll find you)
Oh, & are you really that much an idiot? England were are allies in ww2 k? Next time you want to try to make a point, get your facts straight honey
British stuff is not rubbish!!! Twilight is a load of crap just like your reasons!!
Have you ever actually read harry potter? If you have, you will find that ron doesn’t actually swear. Yes, he does in the movies, but so what! Im sure little kids have heard worse words from school!
You say its violent! It adds some excitement to the books, excitement twilight doesn’t have. And there is torture and death in twilight. You said harry potter was depressing. new moon is pretty much about bella being depressed and committing suicide.
In the last book, there is a big battle at the end. If there was a battle in real life, do you really expect all the villains to die in battle without some losses? if no good people died, it would seem really unrealistic.
You are insulting britain in a very unfair way. Harry potter is set in britain, so what accents do you expect? America isn’t superior to every other country. If you had any common sense, you would know that there is no “most powerful country”. in fact, Japan is the most tecnologically developed, china has the best education, cuba has most doctors per person, scandinavia has some of the best services etc… And twilight being American doesn’t make it better than HP. Britain has one of the biggest music industries in the world. The beetles were from England. Britain is also famous for its classic literature, like william Shakespeare, the lord of the rings, beatrix potter, and J k Rowling.
Ive read both series, and HP is one of the best series I’ve read, and twilight the worst. The harry potter films have been rated 5 star, and the most recent twilight film rated 1 or 2 stars.
BTW, britain and america fought on the same side during WW2.
About the slang, there is hardly any in the books. I’m from Australia, and i understood the slang.
There is nothing wrong with the british accent. What have the brits ever done to you? It is unfair to judge HP on the accents of British people. It is rasist to their culture.
About the looks… you don’t judge a movie on a characters looks. Hermionie is very pretty, Luna is an interesting character. Look at malfoy! He is fit! robbet pat looks hotter as cedric in harry potter than as add in twilight. Rob Pat even admitted he didn’t enjoy playing edward cullen.
And Dumbledore. when you see a bearded man in the streets, do you assume that he is evil? No, that is a form of discrimination. When you picture a wizard, the first image that comes to my mind is a tall, old man with a long beard and wearing long cloaks.
The villins are more realistic than the twilight villains. Hitler killed people for fun! The volturi are rubbish! They don’t actually do anything. They just come, preparing for battle, and then get pissed and go home. Very exiting. At least the voldimort is interesting, and actually does stuff.
And just to let you know, you are the worst arguer i have come across. Most of your points are not even valid. When I first read it, I thought it was a joke. I could go on for ever pointing out the flaws. How old do you claim you are? 16? A 6 year old could put together a better argument.
HARRY POTTER FTW!
You are soo idiotic that it’s just not funny
Harry potter is an amazing series and u should really respect that
How dare you insult Harry potter
You are obviously very stupid and shouldn’t be commenting about such an amazing series
So many of you twihards are just so extremely irritating that I can’t take it
POTTERHEAD FOR LiFe
(ps this is the worst post in the history of the earth)
Seriously girl, a lot of people would love to kill you if they had the chance. You have no idea on how you enrage us HP fans. We would love to Avada Kedavra you thousands of times (though basically you won’t feel the 999 Avada’s anymore since the first Avada’s gonna kill you.)
Your reasoning sucks. It’s completely biased. You can possibly be put behind bars if you continue doing the bullshit. Honestly, I am a die hard HP fan but I like Twilight as well. So, stop judging the book as if you’re a really objective critic.
screw you.
P.S.
Shame on you. You’re American and yet your English is worse than mine.
I’m sorry, but are you mentally fucking retarded? read ALL of the above statements AND read my blo. Then go back to your snivelling books and either burn them, buy Potter one’s and join the world. Or leave this page and dob’t pollute it with Filth. Goodbye you Muggle
What? Oh, sorry I must’ve missed something. I was on the HARRY POTTER rollercoaster… And yes, that is proof of why Harry Potter is so much better. That is all.
ok…
YOU ARE PATHETIC!!!
YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ALL AMERICANS!
HELLO! ROBERT PATTINSON DIDN’T EVEN READ TWILIGHT!
ADD THE FACT THAT HE WAS A BRIT!
HOW DUMBER CAN YOU BE?
Ok first, big deal there’s cussing! There is a lot worse sh*t in Tw*l*ght.
Second, Are you really that stupid? Death is a natural part of life. Atleast Harry Potter is realistic when it kills people, unlike Tw*l*ght saying no one ever dies. So what? The Heros die? So do the Villians! Things that that happen evry day in real life. Ok, there a sick sadistic people in this world that get turned on/enjoy killing & torturing people.
Third. So, Tw*l*ght is better than Harry Potter because it is American? What the h3ll you racist b*7ch? American is not the best g*d d*mn country the in d*mn world. Oh, & as I said in an earlier post. Are you reall that much of an idiot? England were our allies in ww2 k? Next time you want to try to make a point check your d*mn facts honey. Ok, They use d*mn British slang Because, the seirs is british, the characters are British, & the actors are British. And have you ever heard your dear Robert Pattionson in a d*mn interview? He is f@ck British! So, you just called your dear Rob a weido. They are d*mn normal people! They are normal for ENGLAND.
Fourth, what the f@ck?? The characters are ugly? Ok, Hermione is NOT a fuzzy haired freak! Luna is suppose to be unique & different. & you know what? I don’t give a d*mn if it is a joke! Gingers do have g*d d*mn souls! That is offensive to us. Yeah, I’m a ginger & I have a soul. Also, Harry is a weirdo with glasses? Ok, A lot of people have glasses b*tch! It is a MEDICAL CONDITION! & a freakish scar? Do you even know HOW he got it? Yeah, it is one g*d d*mn scar on his fourhead. & Dumbledore is creepy because he has a beard? Ok, forget to bleach your mustache & lets see how you look. It is a robe! Have you ever seen a Drag Queen? They are MEN WHO WEAR DRESSES YOU HOMOPHOBE. & Old people aren’t suppose to be gay? Oh, so it is ok for someone to be gay when they are like 20 – 50 but the second they are old they have to be straight again.
Fifth, The villians are unrealistic? Yeah, because villians in real life are going to sit on their a**es & do nothing. Ok, in real life villians kill you & voldemort is a realistic villians! He is an evil, sadistic, racist, horrible person! Oh the Voltur* are realistic? Yeah sure they are.
It is called a matter of opinion honey.
But thanks for a good laugh 😀
This article is siriusly stupid. You can’t just insult Britain like that. Just because Twilight is American doesn’t make it better. I mean, Harry Potter is well written, the plot is tight and unpredictable and the characters realistic and relatable, Twilight reads like something a twelve year old wrote.
I could literally feel my I.Q. going down as I was reading this, this is why I’m for putting all the twilight fans into concentration camps, please keep your stupidity off the internet and I would strongly advise cutting your tongue and fingers off to prevent more idiocy manifesting itself in audible/readable form.
Praise “Bob” and kill twilight fans or kill me!!
1. Um… actually, it’s typical for at least some swearing to come out. And “bloody hell” is hardly swearing. Molly Weasley saying bitch was a totally different matter – her daughter had nearly just got killed!
2. Death IS a natural thing, no matter how it is portrayed.
3. Well that’s what normal villans do – they kind of torture people for information 😛 She clearly hasn’t watched many films or read many books.
4. That’s just stupid, because Americans originally CAME from here. Also, this girl does not know her history, as the Brits and Americans with France were the Allies in WW2, therefore fighting together.
5. She’s a hypocritical, because there are American books out there with American slang in it… yet we can understand it (well, I can, I dont know about you) so basically she might be a bit thick too…
6. Yes, Harry Potter was SO made by Americans, because they SO had SO many Americans working on the film sets and behind the scenes. Fuck off, one or two companies who helped make the films were American, but other than that, the rest of the companies were British and pretty much everyone who worked on the film was British. Also this means she can’t understand a British accent, or understand that everyone has a different sort of voice.
7. Actually, that’s not weird at all. They’re just people. Normal people. Who have FLAWS. Because all normal people have flaws. And the thing about beards? All the people in Potter who have facial hair are the ones you can trust. (Dumbledore, Sirius, Hagrid.)
8. Villans are supposed to be sadistic, not lazy like the Volturi!
Youe either have a really bad sense of humour or you’re insane…
I mean: fuck you 😀
i know this comment is late, but couldnt help commenting on this girl’s post. She’s actually not a bitch or anything. This post is simply her opinion. After all, it’s her right to decide whether twilight is better than harry potter, although i completely disagree with her. come on guys, dont be too hard on the kid.
I’m sorry. I can’t hear you over our amazing theme park!
And one other thing. Britain and The U.S. were allies in World War II. You should actually pay attention in school instead of waste your time writing this codswallop.
Grow up, you silly little girl.
are you joking me? Harry Potter has inspired so many people throughout the world, and your saying there is swearing and shit? Harry Potter is a worldwide phenomenon. OH and WHO HAS A THEMEPARK? That’s what i thought
Obvious Troll is Obvious.
Alrighty! Wow, this shall be a mouthful. Excuse my language, but this twat just makes me sad. She gives American’s a bad name… By the way, notice how she never tries to make up comebacks, but only comments on random things about the comments.
1. Goodness gracious, “Bloody Hell” is bad? What on Earth are you thinking? One, you have said fuck so many times and yet you bleep out hell. Bloody hell is not really a swear word, so invalid point. Of course Molly said that! The audience has already grown up and it’s not bad anymore! I hear things ten times worse than that in my school.
2. I’m sorry to break it to you, honey, but death IS natural and okay. You’ll die soon enough. What is a book without deaths? Oh yeah, Twatlight.
3. Dear God… Every GOOD villain kills for fun! You know what, you’re right. We don’t have people like that in our world. Our world I just filled with ponies, unicorns, butterflies, and rainbows.
Do you know what a psychopath is? What about a sadistic killer? You probably don’t. Your simple dim-witted mind would not understand. Watch Criminal Minds just once, will you?
4. I’m sorry, but did you pass History? Britain fought ALONG-SIDE America in World War II. They were allies who fought against Germany.
You’re just a racist bitch, you know that? First off, America’s power is slowly dwindling. China and Japan are far more advanced and Europe is far more superior; not to mention classy. What’s the solution for every American? Deep fry it and add some salt or chocolate.
America was once part of Great Britain, stupid.
British are far more superior. That is not even an opinion.
5. You know what’s “comfusing”? You’re god damned grammar. I think you should go back to school and actually pay attention instead of just trying (and failing) to ‘hook up.’
Who do you think you are exactly? British English is the real English. America wouln’t have it without Britian. You see how I spelled would not? Yeah, that is not proper English. Americans invented that. You use slang all the time, British use proper English.
6. Can I fucking cut you? Like I said before, that’s proper English. That’s not a funny accent, that’s a British one. Guess what, sweetie! Not everyone is going to talk exactly like you; deal with it.
You better watch out and pray I don’t meet you one day…
You know those ‘WEIRDOS’ you were talking about? Yes, they are some of the best British actors; therefore, were chosen to be in Harry Potter. You couldn’t even do that if you tried. They act well, unlike Kristen, who always has the same Poker Face.
You know who your precious Edward is? He was a wizard before he turned into a creepy pedophiliac.
You know what, even though I have tons more to say, you’re not worth the five minutes I took writing this. I bid you farewell.
LOL First you insult brittish people and say amaerica is better, (the society of america you know is created by the UK) and then you try and thing of pathetic reasons that twilight is better? Wow. Girl You are a fucking dumbass. Getta a life you cunt.
Umm Hello??
First of all, the British were our ALLIES in WWII. If you’re going to bring history into your rant, get it right. 2, Twilight isn’t violent!?! It has freaking shapeshifters (NOT WEREWOLVES) ripping sparkly vampires to shreds and vampires decapitating each other. That TOTALLY not violent. Not at all…….. 3, Rob Pattenson is FREAKING BRITISH!!!!!! AND He was in Harry Potter long before he went over and did Twilight. So, are you saying that Edward sucks? Hmm? 4, It isn’t like she had Harry torturing his enimes. It was VOLDEMORT AND HIS DEATHEATERS!!!!! Plus, doesn’t Aro have a vampire to torture the people who defy him (cough cough JANE)?!?!? 5, GOSH could you be any more of a racist? Why are Americans any better than British people? Americans have plenty of hard to understand accents. We have Brooklyn accents, southern accents, valley girl accents, etc. Personally, I find the Cajun accents of Louisiana much harder to understand than British accents. 6, UGLY? Have you seen Aro lately? Anyways, Emma Watson (Hermione) is considered one of the most beautiful women alive.
Twilight is encouraging the idea that women need men in order to survive. When Edward left Bella, Bella curled up into a ball and cried, then went into a catatonic stupor, then jumped off a cliff so she could have a hallucination about hearing her boyfriends voice again. When HARRY left GINNY, Ginny continued to fight against the Death Eaters by restarting the DA, stealing the sward of Godric Gryffindor, at the risk of being tortured by the Death Eater teachers at Hogwarts. When RON left HERMIONE, Hermione continued to search for the hourcroux’s to defeat Voldemort while she was considered a fugitive for being muggle born.
Harry Potter is about the struggle between good and evil. It’s about how friendship and love prevail over hatred and darkness. It’s a story of perseverance. Twilight on the other hand is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
wow this either has to be a troll or you really are serious….
any way i don’t know if anyone said this already because i’m australian and far too lazy to read all the comments but america has the highest debt, poverty and the worst health care in not only the western world but pretty much the whole world, america don’t seem so great now does it and being australian i would like to point out that many great books and movies come from america too… but twilight is utter crap… and also i find it funny that a twilight fan website has more harry potter fans than twilight ones
vampires burn to death in sunlight, leaches glisten in sunlight, edward glistens in sunlight but doesn’t burn, ipso facto he is a leach =D
btw rpatz is british actor
You fail at life. Seriously I’m a fan of twilight and Harry potter. “America is better than britain” you know what I say to that Fuck you. How dare you say that about our country. You make your country’s people sound like shit you are not better than us. I know most people are’nt like you thank god. Edward Cullen isn’t a real fucking vampire. Vampires don’t fucking sparkle. Harry Potter is amazing you just can’t handle the awesomeness that is Harry potter.
Um yeah! You can’t understand the language!? Well I could hardly read what you put! Learn how to fucking spell!!!!
lol… Look at all the people getting trolled
If you google image search “elephant poo” and look to the second page there is a picture of Robert Pattinson. Lol.
Shut up!! People like harry potter and people like twilight just because you don’t doesnt mean anybody else cares about what you have to say!! Our accents? Get a grip people gave different accents all over the world. You’re very immature.
You are the most ignorant person in history. Just because something is American doesn’t mean that it’s better than everything else. When characters die, it makes it more realistic because not everyone survives. I hope that Jesus comes down and smacks some sense into your ignorant brain.
I think u will find the character who plays edward was in harry potter first as cedric diggory
Seriously.? That’s very unculturalistic of you. Just because it’s a British making, doesn’t mean it’s not any good.
AND if you weren’t trying to be rude, you shouldn’t have said anything about the whole homosexual thing….
AND if you want to defend something, maybe you should learn how to type and speak and spell….
Anyways.
That was BLOODY FUCKIN RUDE OF THIS BITCH !!!!!
Thanks(: bye
So, in this post we have:
Racism towards British people
Discrimination because of how people look, you are too absorbed in your own hollywood image of pretty people. Very few people actually look “perfect” and I doubt that you do.
Homophobia – old people aren’t gay? So what, once you reach, say 50? you instantly become heterosexual?
Naïvity about death – “that teaches people that death is ok and natural”, death IS okay and natural, everybody dies, humans are not immortal.
The whole “that kind of language is really bad”? It’s not like Harry turns around and calls voldemort a c*nt.
“It’s too violent”, did you skip the entire twilight books? They are full of violence, threats, and suspense due to violent threats. Dumb*ss.
Next, people who like to cause other people pain are called sadists. It’s one of the most common philias. Yes, this is slightly different, but throughout history, sociopaths have emerged with these tendencies. And the majority of them, including the more brutal killers, have emerged from your “brilliant” country (no racism is intended, I’m merely setting an example)
“I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2” the British and Americans actually fought on the same side in both WW1 and WW2. And in all fairness, the main population of people in your country have BRITISH ancestors, because America was colonised by the British.
“they have funny voices”, it’s called a British accent. And any kind of accent sounds funny to anyone from a different region.
Dumbledore wears a dress because he’s image portrays that of a stereotypical wizard. And “men don’t wear dresses”, tell that to the drag queens. You will get punched.
“the villains are unrealistic”, it’s called fiction. They don’t have to be realistic.
“And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot.” first of all, “a real villain like the volturi”? The volturi are made up characters in a work of fiction. And voldemort does not wait until the end of the school year to enact his evil plots. The books/films stop after this point because the drama has finished.
You are an uneducated, naïve, racist who emulates fictional characters and a writer who makes consistent grammatical errors throughout her work.
And lastly learn to spell and use grammar correctly.
Twat.
…You just made me want to kiss Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black. Simultaneously.
You. Disgust. Me. Words can’t describe how AWFUL I feel about this post.
*Puking in my mouth after reading that*
Wow. The comment’s are more hilarious then the thing itself, btw younger rube, racist, bad at English and very stupid, American’s ARE British and I hope someone help’s your dear little troubled self, have a nice day 🙂
Im not sure if this is a joke or if your just Sirius-ly (heh) that fucking stupid. . .
Hey Lizzie!!
First of all, you can’t spell. You are a dangerously stupid girl. You think Harry Potter sucks?? HAHAHA
Let’s talk about Twilight.
Your vampires suck. Ex Edward: he’s a piece of sh*t.
You Twilight fans are a bunch of emos. The book and movie is just sappy to me.
Twilighters, (Twilight FANS), they are basically whiny, little girls who will fight to the death if you say “Edward Cullen is such a fag and Bella is nothing more than a tool.”
Or something like that aloud. And since when are vampires vegetarians??
Last time I checked……. Aren’t they supposed to eat the sh*t out of you and suck your blood??
Kind of like zombies. Stephanie Meyer is a moron and she can’t write. I feel horrible saying it, but at this point it has been made clear to the entire world. Sadly, I think her overly simple and cliché writing is what makes the book so appealing. Cracking open a thesaurus doesn’t make you a novelist. These are the worst vampires in history. Rarely do main vampire Edward Cullen and his friends eat at all, despite being “vegetarian” vampires, feeding off animals instead of humans. And where did they gain this conscience? Why do they care if people die? They’re vampires! I want to hit Bella in the face. Not only is the character of Bella lacking any sort of emotional depth, but she allows herself to fall into the arms of an effing vampire. Any sane person would be weary of the situation.
That’s all for now, but don’t worry, I’ll think of some more haha…
Let the thumbs down begin Twilightf**kers! They make me very happy. =)
….. I’m going with this is a joke and a gag. Cuz the logic sucks, and I’m sure you know that. But… you are very good at baiting trolls! xD
There are A LOT of things I’d like to say to you. But I’m just going to say one thing because all of the comments above have said exactly what I’ve wanted to say but one. You hypocrite! You know, you said in that ‘About ME! :D’ thing, “just because you don’t like Twilight, you don’t have 2 b rude”. YOU JUST WERE!!
You know, you have just proved my theory about Americans.
You’re all racist idiots who don’t know when or how to keep their fat ass mouths shut!
Are you literally retarted ? I don’t know why you fags bother to come up with really shitty reasons why twilight apparently is better than Harry Potter… I just don’t know….
Actually BRITAIN won WW2. And america was on the same side as us. Get your facts right!!
p.s your post was kind of racist 😛
p.p.s harry potter’s awesome!
she said “siriusly”. This is not a typo. This is a hidden message about Sirius. SIRIUS HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY STEPHENIE MEYER?! GET THE DA AND THE ORDER!
CONSPIRACY.
You ignorant, vain, attention seeking twat. America is not the superpower in the world and never will be P.S. twilight is shit
Ahaaa is this real? You are SUCH an idiot its funny. You also need to watch them and realise voldi doesnt wait.
Not sure if trolling…
At least it sounds like they read the books (sort of) Some Harry Potter haters haven’t even watched the movies and complain about HP. You have to give credit to them for that. We’re all human arn’t we. Love eachother (even if they don’t have perfect spelling/grammar) ❤
I just have to point out, you said SIRIUSly, rather then seriously. (:
Everyone is arguing the fact that the characters in Harry Potter are indeed attractive, but those are just the actors. In the books, the trio (and their friends) were not supposed to look like extremely hot teens banding together to conquer evil. They were supposed to be a bunch of your average misfits. Harry had anger management issues, Ron was poor as dirt, Hermione was ugly, Luna was just plain weird, and Neville was the biggest wimp. In the last book they all surprised He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named and saved the world. What did Edward and Bella do in their last book? Have a baby? Yeah, really original. No one cut off the head of a giant snake, there were no epic battles, and excuse me, but what evil IS there in Twilight? I was only aware that the stories entailed a moody vampire and an anti-feminist without emotions or anything to live for but a 108-year-old virgin.
so I guess you HAVE read the books
God, you’re just an illiterate little twerp aren’t you. Even if all of this shite was true, do you think by posting it on the internet, you’re just going make people think, “Oh, I’ve spent my childhood loving Harry Potter, but now that a random ponce has written some long hate speech, I might just start hating it.” No. Just no. Being 16 and all I would have though you had something better to do. Evidently not.
Seriously? With such english standards? WOW, fascinating, totally utter rubbish. Come on, vampires kill the innocent, so is it alright to kill the innocent? Vampire death are UNNATURAL. COME ON, are you blind or what! How can you not understand!?!?! I’m a POTTERHEAD, ALWAYS!
I will hunt you down and avada kedavera the shit out of you
What is all this nonsense about Britain! Have you ever been there? Have you ever studied anything about it? I’m from England, and don’t you realise you have just shamed your country by the terrible argument you put together about why Britain is bad!!!! I have nothing against Americans but you….
America has never been superior to anywhere and never will be. There is no superior country. If you have ever studied history, you will find out that America used to be a british colony. If you don’t know what colony means, google it. Most Americans these days are defended from Europians.
It is not “logic” that twilight is better than Harry Potter.It is an opinion, not a fact. And I think you will find that most people prefer harry potter.
At least HP has an original plot. Its a fantasy epic. It explores the themes of love, hate, bravery, loyalty, friendship problems. It has an original plot.
Twilight desn’t. Its so cliche. what happens: bella falls in love with a vampire. Ed is stupid enough to introduce her to other vampires. She nearly dies; but no, edward saves the day!!!! (sadly). Then edward leaves her. Instead of getting over it and getting on with life, she cheats on him and tries to commit suicide. Then edward tries to get himself killed and so on… In the last book, nothing happens, exept a petty squabble with the volturi. And they live happily ever after….. no one dies.
Who cares if good characters die!!!! I’m reading an excellent (american) book. You can never expect what is about to happen. Main characters always die in it. But thats just life. Good people die, bad people live. Main characters dying makes it more suspending and suprizing. The books i’m reading are very realistic for that reason.
Oh, and by the way, with your epic failure, I think you just lost many Twilight fans. HP FOREVER!!!!!!!!!
You write very well for someone in the first grade.
I spelt better in first grade. And yes, I actually checked because I was using my old work to tutor my cousin.
Pretty much all I wanted to say to refute your pathetic excuse for an argument has already been said admirably by my fellow Potter fans.
There are a couple things I want to reiterate, however:
– It’s clear you get your vocabulary from Twilight, because neither you nor Stephenie Meyer seems to have an ability to turn a phrase. I learned half of my rich range of vocabulary from J. K. Rowling.
– Old people certainly can be gay. Anyone can. It’s called a young gay person GROWING UP. Or a grown man realizing his sexual orientation. Why don’t you google Ian McKellen and come back to me saying older people can’t be homosexual.
– Sexual content is better than a minor bit of swearing? In what world?
– “that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?” Hmm, maybe the entire Harry Potter fanbase? And what’s wrong with teaching that death is natural? Northrop Frye the writer once said that “tragedy and irony are studied more than romance and comedy because they are harder to comprehend.” Apparently your brain hasn’t reached the level that it needs to reach to be able to understand the tragic tone of Harry Potter. A “book” such as Twilight where all the good characters live is simply idealistic, and not very relatable to the true ways of the world. People die. You grieve, accept it, and move on, a cycle of life that occurs every day.
– Your whole argument collapses in on itself because of your crude discrimination against the lovely Brits; your astonishingly mundane choice of words; the overuse of your favourite keys (Caps Lock and the exclamation point); your terrible spelling and grammar, and your lack of factual support and/or research. Seriously, you didn’t know that America and Britain were on the same side in WWII? If you wanted to say that in your argument you should at least have verified that it was right first.
– I like how you spelled “Seriously” as “Siriusly”. Your spelling mistakes are leading you to Harry Potter references… maybe you should take a hint from your subconcious and try reading the greatest current literature available. Hint: It is not written by Stephenie Meyer.
You’re such an idiot. I mean, have you even read the HP books? Get a life, read the books, and shut up.
Twilight is pretty much a manuel for how to be in an abusive relationship. Stephanie Meyer wrote thwm for wish fulfillment and somehow dumbasses like you loved it. I will give it that the first one was half decent but after that they’re just awful. The vampires in these are such pussies. If you want actual ones go pick up an Anne Rice book or a copy of Hellsing. Harry Potter will live on forever. Where as Twilight is just a temporary literary fluke at the moment.
In my life i have NEVER heard anyone as ignorant as you! I find your article racist and stupid……I can’t believe you actually have to make things up to make your argument stronger. Britain and America were on the same side! Seriously, harry sounds like hairy? Are you insane. Harry is a normal name that anyone could have. The names in Harry Potter are original and have meanings behind them. And saying that Twilight is American makes it better? Wrong again! Yes, America can make great films…but so can the british……and let me remind you….Harry Potter is and will be a great phenomenom and always will be……..Harry Potter FTW
Are you kidding me?! Kristin Stewart can act as well as a brick wall and the directors of HP 4 were smart enough to pick Robert to be Cedric, who dies.
And Harry Potter is about a boy trying to survive the wizarding world in ENGLAND, whereas Twilight is about a girl who can’t make up her mind about whether to date a werewolf or a vampire in the middle of nowhere.
Dan Radcliffe is a triple threat.
The only one who can really act in Twilight is Jamie Campbell Bower.
I mean really, who is screwed up enough to think that Twilight is better?
…and really, making fun of Brits and their swear words isn’t even funny. I mean it.
Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me!
you realize that only 3 people like your post.
Harry Potter is amazing.
Twilight, well…
(Nothing nice to say)
YOU ARE ONE SICK PERSON FOR PICKING ON SOMEONES HAIR, CLOTHES OR SCARS THAT IS REALLY RUDE AND YOU CANT SAY THAT ONLY AMERICAN MOVIES ARE BETTER BECAUSE THERE CAN BE BRITISH MOVIES THAT ARE FAR FAR FAR BETTER.
SO THINK TO YOUR SELF HOW YOU ACTED.
Oh Dear Sweet Lord… You can tell you’re American :’) yes I mean that offensively
I’m a fan of the Twilight books (not the films etc. they are shite), and the entire Harry Potter franchise.
And yes, I do mean idiotic 🙂 I mean seriously… you need to:
a) Use spell check and
b) At least get your facts straight before writing
You’re actual article however, although grammatically wrong and misspelt, is a pile of poop (I’m leaving out the swearing just for you!) because:
1. Swearing is a common part of daily life for most people. “Bloody hell” is no longer considered swearing by most people these days, just slightly inappropriate in certain circumstances. The use of “b*tch” in the last book is to emphasise the emotion and gravity of the situation, Molly has just been robbed of one son, she is not about to be robbed of her beloved daughter too.
2. Violence is a typical part of any war… a series of books about defeating evil is bound to have violence. Good people die because is makes the books more realistic. Considering I have no soul as a ginger (as you pointed out in your 7th point) I am moved to tears at several parts of the Harry Potters. Also death is okay and natural, unless you somehow have found how to attain immortality? Other than being bitten by a 105 year old sparkly “vampire”.
3. Actually, because Voldamort etc. enjoy torturing people actually demonstrates how wrong it is, as Voldamort is the symbol of evil therefore making torture an instrument of evil.
4. “British stuff is never as good as American stuff” *sighs* really? Have you considered chances are your ancestors are from Europe? America isn’t as awesome as you make out sweetheart, Britain isn’t perfect but neither is America. Something being from either country doesn’t give it an automatic status. And also Britain fought from the beginning of both WW1 and WW2 alongside France. America joined both wars towards the end, and fought WITH Britain, not against you, you uneducated fool.
5. Please give me a list of terminology that doesn’t make sense and I will put it into American English, or lay-man’s terms for you 🙂
6. Again, give me a list of the characters with funny accents, though I think you’d be better off going for a hearing test as no one else appears to have a problem with the English accent 🙂
7. So anyone who is smart, has frizzy hair, strange dress sense, is ginger, wears glasses, has a scar or beard or is homosexual are ugly? Thank you for clearing that up 🙂 And yes, by your view I am seriously displeasing to the eye 🙂 as are many people.
8. “WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!” Please tell me which planet you live on, I would love to visit 😀 There are many many sick people out there, I mean imagine a guy who is over 100 years old being obsessed with a teenager, sneaking into her room and watching her sleep… sound pretty sick to me… oh wait that’s Edward and Bella. But yes there are some twisted freaks on this planet that torture for fun and pleasure.
I am eagerly awaiting further posts on this topic, however I pray to God that this is a troll, as I didn’t think someone with such a low IQ could actually function.
Yours Sincerely,
A Very Amused Frizzy Haired British Ginger
I am a fan of both the Harry Potter and Twilight series, (Yes, we do exist.) but this is a little extreme. Each has parts that are somewhat grown up (ex. Harry Potter(OotP-DH) is in a war and Twilight(BD) has a sex scene and mentions rape (Rosalie’s story).) but that’s because one, Twilight, is a Teenage series and the other, Harry Potter, is about an orphaned boy fighting in a war to save those he loves, even if he is overly noble while doing it. J.K. Rowling had her reasons for making the story the way it is, and if you don’t like it, deal with it. More people who write fanfictions write for Harry Potter, not Twilight. Don’t believe me, go to http://www.fanfiction.net/book/ and sort them by category if it isn’t already done. Harry Potter is #1, Twilight is #2. J.K. Rowling explained her reasoning in her interview with Daniel Radcliffe. (Click and/or copy&paste here to view: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoJhIImNDt4) Yes, Dumbledore is gay, but why should it matter? All the people who are homosexual now, will be when they get old. That is a fact. On the topic of Britain vs. USA in WWII, that is 6th grade history material. All of the Americans who first arrived at the Jamestown colony were BRITISH! The colony was named for King James I who sent them there. Unless they are Native American Indian, we’re all from another country. I, myself, am from at least three in Asia and three in Europe. Also, China is far more advanced than the USA. Finally, I would like to know who started this feud between Potterheads and Twihards. It is a silly ordeal that should never have happened. Each series is great in its own right. Harry Potter is a family style book series and Twilight is a, as previously stated, teen romance novel series.
This one actually made me laugh for a good ten minutes after. It’s such a hypocritical article, and this is coming from a twilight fan.
1. There’s so much swearing: The words used in Harry Potter are not considered very bad swear words. You pointed out that Molly Weasley called Bellatrix a bitch in the last book, but a bitch is actually a female dog?
2. It’s too violent: And twilight isn’t? I think twilight is slightly more violent. Actually, that’s the understatement of the century, Twilight is considerably more violent. It’s about vampires? And if you recall in the first book, James broke Bella’s leg, split her head, in the second book a gang of werewolves ripped a vampire to pieces, in the third book Edward decapitated Victoria, and there was a massive vampire war? And you as a Twilight fan, have the nerve to call Harry Potter violent?
Catch a grip.
3.People torture people for fun and it’s just WRONG: Come on, seriously? This is one of the most hypocritical I’ve heard! the point I made up there, about James breaking Bella’s leg in the first book? Oh, and Jane has the power to torture people just by looking at them?!? Yeah.
4. It’s British, British stuff is not as good as American stuff: Although I’m not British, this is very VERY biased of you. ‘Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book.’ Most of the best writers of this time were British? Are you trying to say that because you are American, you are smarter than British? That’s not very good logic, considering your spelling and grammar. And by the way, America is in debt to the eyeballs, Apple have more money to spend than a whole country! Your in a national crisis, and no longer the most powerful country. Chew on that. PLUS, BRITAIN AND AMERICA WERE ALLIES. BORE THAT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL, AND LISTEN IN SCHOOL. That is, if your even out of nursery.
5. Em, everyone else has to deal with American slang? Plus Harry Potter was changed to help dumbasses like you understand. Even the name of the first book was changed! So many words were changed in the book, and you still get confused.
6. I can understand the accent perfectly. Maybe it’s your ears. And they got English actors because HARRY POTTER IS ENGLISH. What, would you like them to change everything about the book for your benefit?
7. The characters maybe not being the best looking makes them easy to relate to! Twilight just makes people depressed, when they hear about godlike vampires who glitter in the sun. Just no.
I laughed at this one, ‘Old peopla rent supposed to be gay!!!’ What? You think that once homosexuals reach a certain age, they lose their homosexuality? You, my friend, are very immature, and somewhat homophobic.
8. The villains are unrealistic. These are some of the most well thought out villains in any book. Unlike Meyer, Rowling is consistent with her villain throughout the books.
Be expecting a few more comments from me you twat.
Why are you spelling ‘movies’ as ‘movyes’ ? Your illiteracy offends me more than a racist paedophile.
The villains are unrealistic? But a SPARKLING vampire isn’t? There are actual criminals in history who have tortured people.
This is a troll right? I really hope it is…
You are stupid…
I understand that having a mental problem must be hard. I just wanted to tell you that you really need to go get your medication, stop ditching school (especially your English classes) and read some other books than Twilight. I understand that Twilight might actually seem good to you, but do you want to know why? Because you are so young that your newly hormone induced brain think that the stuff described in the Twilight books is actually romance. I promise you that you will get over this phase, and sooner or later you are going to sit in your room staring at those shirtless posters of Edward and Jacob and wonder what the hell you were thinking. But because you are still in this phase I would like for you to not let this go out over the Harry Potter books. And I would also like for you to not touch the Harry Potter books while you are in this phase, because your current state of mind can’t cooperate actual literature and your brain might turn into a black void.
I also read that you do not like how the Harry Potter books have so much violence. I would just like to remind you what actually happens in Twilight:
1. In the first book Isabella Swan in caught in a ballet room with James where he breaks her foot just by kicking her, throws her into several mirrors and bites her which apparently makes her insides feel like they’re burning. He also films the whole thing. Which I think is weird that you didn’t react to since you stated that no-one tortures people for fun.
2. In the second books Edward throws her into the wall when she gets a paper-cut, and she lands on a glass vase which breaks and the shards of glass get stuck in her arm. And when Edward leaves her she puts herself in danger on purpose just to hear his voice.
3.In the third book… Oh wait right, I fell asleep before I got to finish it. But I think there was some sort of “fight” and she cut herself in her hand for no good reason…
4.The fourth book is definitely the worst. I mean they have sex and she faints while they are doing it. And he continues? And then she gets pregnant with some sort of mutant which breaks her rib cage and spine while it’s growing. And when she is going to deliver the baby Edward rips her uterus out with his teeth!
Another thing, I assume that since you like the Twilight books you also like the films. You are also probably obsessed with Edward/Robert Pattinson. Well here’s a SHOCKER(!) did you know, that Robert Pattinson is actually *gasp* BRITISH and he still lives in England! And that Kristen Stewart is half Australian, and that when they first found Australia the English soon settled in. And apparently Taylor Lautner is a little bit of everything, according to Wikipedia.
And another thing, about your grammar. It sucks… and English isn’t even my first language. I’m not saying that my grammar is good, but I think that it is way better than yours.
I don’t know who she is kidding we all know which one is better, this person clearly and sadly doesn’t get the brilliance of potter which twilight doesn’t even hold a candle to and we shouldn’t even be comparing the two. Let this lizziebella read her preteeny boring twilight books and i’ll stick to potter.
This just made my day how funny that was. I’m going to send this to my friends so that we can all laugh over how stupid and hilarious this is.
I can’t even BEGIN to state how many hypocrital, incorrect, grammatical mistakes you made, so I won’t.
Just wanted to say that Twilight is a failure to all of literature (and yes, I did read the books, so I CAN back up my statement) and Harry Potter rules over you Twihards.
Potterhead forever.
In this stupid page, you insulted British people, homosexuals, the elderly, anyone with an accent, and anyone with a beard. You are a completely racist hypocrite and you are a complete representation of the stereotypical American teen girl. As an American teen girl, that makes me very, very, very sad.
In the real world, not everyone is model beautiful. It’s nice to have average characters that we can relate to. Having glasses doesn’t make you ugly. You can have a better PERSONALITY than a pretty girl or boy, and that should matter. OR you can have a great personality and good looks, what should matter is the person, not their appearance. Just because Luna dresses weird doesn’t mean she is lesser. The Voltori were beautiful and yet they were the bad guys.
In the real world, people die. It’s normal, and it will happen to everyone. There is no avoiding it. Here is a beautiful book that we love because it isn’t sheltering us from reality. There is no avoiding death, and that is a fact. I want to learn from it, not be sheltered and live a lie.
In the real world, there are sicko’s who get turned on by pain and torture. This isn’t made up. It happens a lot. And we can’t just shelter ourselves from it. THIS IS REAL THERE ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS! I’m sorry it doesn’t fit into your perfect world, but it’s true.
America is not the best place ever, we are in decline and our living conditions actually really suck. We are no better than British people. By the way, we have accents to them, everyone sounds different. They probably can’t understand us. And JK specifically wanted British people to play the characters because it’s a British book!
Bella jumps off a cliff to try and see Edward, that’s pretty stupid. Why is that romantic when all of the violence to try to save the world in HP isn’t? Your double standards are horrid, and you are insulting a beautiful with horrible evidence. You could at least TRY to give good arguments.
P.S. Dear rest of the world, please don’t think bad of Americans. I’m sorry that some people are stupid, but look, I’m American! I hope this argument makes you think that I’m not stupid! Damn why can’t I be British?!
I laughed so hard at this. I’m honestly not even going to argue your points because you have clearly shown with your other responses that you are far too dense to understand that our points make sense and are valid, in comparison to yours.
Just a quick question.
What happens to gay people when they get old? They must just start liking the opposite sex again. Kind of like magic. So smart of you to realize that.
U dumb the moral of Harry potter is not torture people is good an seriously u say American made is better then te bloody hell do they get everything from china? You really don’t have any idea what your talking about and Bella gets pregnant as soon as she graduated that’s better than death is natural thing? Seriously you don’t have any And you say they use slang u don’t get of course if u come to USA there’s a lot more slang and they are the only ones that get it is because they are the only ones that talk that slang you might not be able to understand there slang because your to stupid because oviously you are by your stupid reasons you say oh and Japan is the most advanced in technology and china is becoming the world power…
i hate you ………………………………….
HARRY POTTER FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ϟ
Let me cut down your…what can it be called? Reasoning? Hmmmmm…. No, I’ve decided that it can’t 😛 so, let me cut down your _____
1. So what if Ron says bloody hell?? You yourself used F*** 4-5 times. NONE of us said bloody hell, which isn’t even a bad word!!
2. I think death is actually natural, don’t you? I mean, we cannot be vamps (or should I say, sparkling vamps?) to live forever. Its good to teach children that death is actually natural…and you have to move on.
3. Torture. THAT’S THE POINT OF VOLDEMORT!! That’s why Harry does so much to end him! What do the Voultri do? Just talk and go away!!
4. So you say that british fought with America(which they didn’t). SO WHAT? Since when did WARS start affecting the quality of literature? Plus you have got all your facts wrong. This only proves that apart from lacking sense, twihards suck at history too! 😛
5. A spell check will do you good. COMFUSING?? And isn’t this the same as the 4th one?? And its not our problem that your stupid brain does not understand the plot.
6. Oh P-L-E-A-S-E. I have to use subtitles for twilight, not Harry Potter. Kristen pronounces ‘love you too’ as ‘lomtoo’.
7. It teaches us that looks do not tell anything, we need to see what’s deep inside. Unlike twilight, which tells us looks are everything. And wait … isn’t BELLA a weirdo too?? She is unrequiredly pale. She does not look good. She is not good in studies. She is no good in nature. What is she? At least Hermione is intelligent. Harry is loving. Ron is brave.
8. Please get a life, wont you? As I said before, THAT IS THE POINT OF VOLDEMORT! The proof that he is evil!!
And isn’t THIS rude to Harry Potter fans??
T doesn’t even make sense.
WE GREW UP WITH HARRY POTTER, WE THREW UP ON TWILIGHT!! 😉
YOU need to stop thinking that twilight is sooo good!
YOU ARE A DUMBASS INSULTING KICKASS HARRY POTTER!!
plus, NONE of the comments defense your precious “saga” and EVERYONE has been kicking its butt. 😀
then what do you say? is it good teaching children that you have to jump off cliffs if your boyfriend leaves you?
I have read the WHOLE twilight saga and seen two of the movies, so I can tell you some s***. Instead of saying twilight is a huge pile of s***, I will think of comebacks to your every point, like a good RavenDor
1. Too much swearing? If you can handle a 108 year old vampire having s** with Bella, sure as hell can you handle the synonym for a female dog.
2. They die too much? Do you even care?
3. Torture? They’re bad guys, what do you expect?
4. It’s British? Siriusly? That’s racist. Just because you think America is the best country, doesn’t give you the excuse to put down all the other countries
5.Im Australian. I can understand it. If an ausse dummy like me can understand, what does that make you (no offense 😉 😦
8. Whoever told you Voldemort killed people for fun?
9. Twilight is shallow, I mean, what morals does it give? How important it is to have a boyfriend? Who thinks your ‘his own personal brand of heroin’ Twilight has drug reference. Harry Potter has mild swearing only.
Oh and the actor for Cedric Diggory (rpatz) you think he’s ugly too?
OK so, to be honest, when I saw “twilight gurrls”, I wasn’t really expecting much but I figured I might as well check for valid reasons against Harry Potter. What I didn’t expect was the ridiculously idiotic, slightly racist, ageist, homophobic piece of crap I just read! Also it looks like the author is about 8 years old, judging by the spelling! If you’re going to criticise a piece of literature you at least should match the spelling ability of your average teenager! If this is a joke I apologise for the upcoming rant…
I don’t think I’ll bother discussing your spelling and punctuation any further, that would be a waste of time (I can sympathise with whoever tried to teach you “American” which, by the way, is the language developed from English by the British settlers in America who are the ancestors of a large percentage of the American population. American basically changed the spelling of words which they thought were too challenging and changed a few minor nouns.) but I can’t leave some parts of this without a comment!
So, first of all, swearing? People in what I like to call the “real world” swear all the time (as you yourself proved in this text by dropping the f-bomb a few times, you filthy hipocrate) it’s one of the facts of life, deal with it! Bloody hell is hardly a swear at all and the books are meant for both adults and children (which it pulls off remarkably well) so swear words aren’t there for the kids. They say bitch in The Simpsons these days it isn’t a big deal any more!
Next paragraph, then. The books are realistic! If you’ve gone through life never losing someone you love then you are extremely lucky. Why do you say “it teaches that death is ok and natural” like it’s a bad thing? Death IS natural! People live and people die. Twilight attempts to deny death by creating immortal protagonists. It has clearly not had a healthy effect on some of its more gullible readers. Do you honestly think you will live forever?
Torture is only used by the bad guys in the story. This is showing that torture is bad. How do you not get that? It’s simple! The books don’t say “look how fun it is to torture people”, they say “torture is for bad guys, good guys won’t do this because it’s wrong”. Is that really such a bad message to teach to “kinds” (I can only assume that was meant to be “kids”)?
“British stuff is never as good as American stuff”. Let’s begin with the general ignorance of a lot of the population; did anyone else watch “Jamie’s American Food Revolution”? The kids didn’t know what a tomato was. A tomato! This is, as you should know, an extremely popular ingredient in lots of foods. You find tomatoes in pizzas, burgers, tomato ketchup, lots of pasta sauces, salads… The list goes on! There’s another great example of ignorance in the text above: “I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?”. Wrong! They fought Germany, mainly, have you ever even heard of Hitler and the Aryan Race? America helped the Allies (The United Kingdom, France, Poland etc.) to defeat the Axis powers (Germany and co.) for which we are very grateful (not to you, to the American soldiers who fought with our soldiers). America isn’t the “top country in the world”. Get your facts straight! And, by the way, that is by nobody’s definition “logic”. You’ve completely missed the point of logic. Go back to grade school and find out what a tomato is.
There isn’t very much slang in the books. I’m not British, I can understand them perfectly. Possibly, the words you think are slang are just words you’re too ignorant to understand. The most advanced phrase in Twilight is “much to her chagrin”. Twilight fans use it too much when writing stories of their own. Has anyone
else noticed that?
The cast are nearly all English. Some of the most famous actors and actresses in the world have starred in the movies. They have English accents for the most part. Have you got some sort of hearing problem? Or is it a listening problem? Maybe you just can’t understand intelligent people! Their accents are clear, they have very good diction! Also in that paragraph you seem to show some anger issues. Get that checked out, it’s unhealthy.
You’re shallow and rude. Hermione has frizzy hair and more than one brain cell, so what! Luna dresses weirdly because that’s her “chracter” (character is the word). Ron is ginger, again, so what! Rupert Grint is a really sweet man and he’s actually turned out very good looking. Harry wear glasses to see. Sight is very important when fighting evil wizards. He has a scar because Voldemort gave it to him while killing Harry’s parents. I think we can forgive Harry for having a little scar. Daniel Radcliffe is an intelligent man and actually quite gorgeous in his way.
You appear to have pogonophobia. That’s the irrational fear of beards. I’ll leave the bear thing there. He wears robes like all the other wizards. It’s not a dress. Also old people are just young people who’ve grown up. You’re saying you can be gay when you’re young but once you’re old you have to go against all your ideals and become straight? You are an idiot. Shame on you!
OUR villains are unrealistic!? Don’t get me started… The people who kill and torture for fun are called sociopaths an pyschopaths. You’re stupid. People like that actually exist, that’s another horrible fact of life! Twilight isn’t really based around the school year. School is an important part of the Harry Potter series! Someone below mentioned that it’s called climax. Well said!
And “stop thinking HP is SOOO much better than Twilight”? You aren’t allowed to tell people what to think you shallow, ignorant, insolent little prickette! (that’s a female prick)
By the way, I’m 14 and I can tell you how stupid you are, categorically. Idiot!
You’re not Peter Pan, grow up!
Rowling out!
This is one of the saddest things I’ve read. I just spent 5 minutes of my life reading this before I realized it’s just a peice of trash. Get a brain read some GOOD books learn your history and then strat making reasonable arguments.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What the actual fuck? xD
It’s supposed to insult HP fans but it just turned out to be SOOO damn funny. Seriously? You have no idea what Harry Potter is. And trust me, I read all the books and watched all the movies from the Twilight Saga AND from the Harry Potter Series. I could say a thousand reasons to prove how very contradictory your opinions and descriptions are to both series. But I figured that I’ll just be wasting my time because you are SO dumb that you won’t be able to comprehend my point.
Ok first of all, like a lot of people on here, you are one incredibly stupid, typically naive American teenage girl. For a start you really need to pay attention in school, especially history and economics/ World Affairs. (That’s even if you know what any of these subject areas are?) Now moving on to some of the things you have written. British accents: I myself being British don’t get really how you don’t understand the accents in the HP movies??? They are not that hard to understand, I’ve been to America a ton of times and people have no problem understanding me, although I find it annoying that most people think I’m Australian?? Which I don’t get btw totally different accents to British. Did you know that Robert Pattison, who plays Edward in the movie… is actually British! (what a shock that must be for you) Oh and he was also in Harry Potter!! Bet you’re kicking yourself now on that one!
You think HP is too rude yet you watch or at least know enough to reference South Park? I rest my case.
And honey, if you think that love happens in real life like it does in stories like Twilight, you are going to be sorely disappointed. For a nice, realistic love story told with no words at all, watch Up.
Your reasons are RUBBISH!!
1.) Bloody Hell, isn’t swearing!! Molly saying Bi*ch, was in the spur of the moment, its the only time anyone swears.
2.) Death is natural, people die everyday. Good and Bad people. Rowling killing off good people fueled the others to carry on fighting, it gave them a cause. Plus it wasn’t just good people, bad people died as well. People die in Twilight as well, only the bad guys though, which is a bit unrealistic.
3.) I remember Bella being tortured by James, and mentally by Victoria. And what about Jane, she can cause pain by looking at you – how is that not torture? As for people being turned on by torture, torturing Bella was a game for James, and Jane laughed when she was torturing Edward, how is that not the same thing??
4.) The reason it’s british, is because Rowling didn’t want it ruined by americans. plus america didn’t help out in the war until they were attacked, where as britain did because of their alliances. SInce when did we fight against you and loose? we fought on the same side! sort out your facts.
5.) Rowling doesn’t use slang, your just to dumb to understand the vocabulary she uses. Some of the things might make slightly more sense if your british, like some of the places, but that’s it.
6.) The actors are speaking properly! they just have english accents, or in some places irish or scottish. that’s because they are written like that in the book. the only people who have foreign accents are the students / headmasters from Beubaton and Durmstrang. If you need to have subtitles for most of it, you can’t understand american, because they are the same, americans speak english.
7.) The actors are based on characters from the books. Her hair is supposed to be like that, Luna is supposed to be a bit strange, Ron is a Weasley, he is supposed to be Ginger. Dumbledore doesn’t wear dresses, he wears robes, like everyone in the films. Gandalf has a beard and moustache, are you saying he’s weird as well. nowhere in the books or even in the films is dumbledore gay, Rowling only admitted it because the film producers tried to add in a girlfriend for him.
8,) How are the Volturi real villains??? All they do most of the time is sit in a room and have people brought to them so they can feed. Voldemort on the other hand has a reason to be evil, he was abandoned as a child when his mother died, he never knew what love was. And the reason he waits until the end of the school year is because that’s how long his plans take to come into affect. Usually there are other factors contributing to his attempts, which only make it possible to try at the end of the school year. Again, not weird clothes, robes – all magical people wear them!
That is the end of my reasons why Harry Potter is better.
(P.S I have actually read both sets of books, clearly you haven’t. I happen to like Twilight, but i think Harry Potter is BETTER!!)
Well, I like them both!
And anyway, even if I didn’t, this ‘article’ is totally unacceptable. And to all the people who have said, ‘Well, Twilight sucks, Harry Potter is better’ think about what you are actually saying! You can’t have a go at someone for what they have said, and then say something exactly like it in response! It is very hypocritical, and unfair! Both authors have put an amazing amount of time and effort into their books, and it doesn’t matter whether one was more successful than the other, that factor does NOT diminish the quality of the books/films! And you also have no right to be so judgemental of Britain when you clearly don’t even live here, it’s unfair and cruel to British people who have read this, just because you are American, that doesn’t make you better than anyone else, we are all equals and we deserve to be treated as such. Oh, and if I were you I would start paying more attention in History if you are still at school, or take course on it or something, because (and I mean no offence by this at all) but your history knowledge shown in this piece of writing is ABISMAL! So before you start getting all ‘High and Mighty’ about yourself and other things:
– Check your facts
– Start being A LOT nicer
– And leave other people’s opinions alone, this writing may be attempting to change others opinions however, it is merely just insulting and rude!
Sorry for my rant, but I feel that it had to be said.
Clara x
Love, if you’re gonna say this stuff then check your spelling and stuff is up to date first. Oh and HP books can not have accents, and the Brits are expected to learn American slang and idioms so don’t be so damn ignorant to the British women who wrote this amazing story
If you haven’t noticed, the Brits are a lot more sophisticated than us Americans. Their English is way more advanced. You obviously aren’t old enough if you can’t understand the words Rowling uses in her writing. British slang is easy to understand…if you actually have a brain and common sense.
The movies are no where near crap. If anything, you should be insulting the movie/story your supporting, because there are barely any special effects compared to Harry Potter.
And who honestly wants to watch a fuckin movie where a 17 year old vampire sparkles with a spray painted six pack? Pathetic
Oh, and get over it:)
Please realize that twilight is mythologicaly incorrect learn something about a subject before commenting on something or writing a book.
its like you never watched a disney movie… theres violence in them, and death. and dont say there isent any death, like come on Ursula got stabbed by a ship….Mufasa was murdered by his own brother. the Beast was into kidnapping, same with Jack, Lock, shock, and berrel in the NIghtmare before christmas, were also into kidnapping, Oogie was gonna murder Sally, and Santa. and lets not forget The Hunchback of Notre Dame. that was a cruel movie. And 101 Dalmations. that was a cruel movie too.
Cool, I love the way Edward rips off Bella’s vagina. That is sooo suitable for kids.
if it’s violent, yours doesn’t? well… i think pregnancy is bad. your twilight thing sucks.
you just made me sick….
1. Bloody Hell isn’t really that offensive. Get over it.
2. Bro the Volturi breaks peoples’ heads off. Don’t talk about HP being violent.
3. Having torture in a book/movie does NOT teach people that it is right. The torture was not portrayed in an admirable light. So whenever something bad happens in a book/movie do you think it means that the author is telling that it is right? No. Just no.
4. You are a Racist and historically incorrect.
5. There must be a weird defect in your ear that makes you incapable of understanding British people. All native English speakers (from whichever country) are easy to understand unless they have an unusually strong accent, which none of the characters really do.
6. If they suck so bad then why do most prefer HP over Twilight? Btw the actors are British because the book is set in England. Therefore the fact that it was an American company that made the movies has no relevance whatsoever.
7. You think Emma Watson is ugly?! What?!! Ridiculous. Also some people find Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint very attractive.. Thinking that the characters are ugly is no reason to hate on the movies!
I’m sorry, I don’t understand. Are you under the impression that people are gay until they get old and then they just snap out of it so that ignorant people don’t have to be grossed-out by them? Homophobe.
8. The “kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron” who “kills people” and tortures them “FOR FUN” is a villain. An evil person. A bad guy. Someone with no morals… That’s the point.
P.S. This series of rebuttals is nothing personal as I don’t actually know you. However I totally disagree with your homophobic comment. So rude.
Woah woah woah! First of all, u talk bout HP having tortue, just reading this lame attempt at HP bashing was tortue! Second, u say that swearing is bad yet u swear in your post! Third, death is natural and kids do need to understand that. Fourth, in regards to number 8 um hello! Hitler did that! Moronic little girl. And in conclusion whats Twilight really about? A girl choosing to be a NECROPHELIAC OR A BESTAILITIST! EWWW! Harry Pottwr is about staning up for what u believe in, and lyalty, and love and loss and coping wit hi that loss! How about you look a little closer to home if u want to point out a books wrongness! Duh!
Personally, I didn’t mind the twilight series, even though I’m much, MUCH more of a Harry Potter fan. So, occasionally I’ll read articles like this in order to see other people’s opinion. So here’s my opinion.
(Just so you know, you spelled quite a few words wrong, but I’m not one to judge on things like that)
a) Twilight doesn’t have torture? Here, I’ll answer your question first: “WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?!” I’m sorry, but James did what to Bella in the ballet studio? Oh, that’s right – he tortured her FOR FUN whilst videotaping it so that Edward could watch it and be tortured by the sight of Bella in pain. And every time for the early stages of Bella and Ed’s relationship, Edward was tortured by the scent of her.
b) Even with the swearing, Harry Potter is one of the most successful series in history. And by the way, little kids read twilight too. Do you think it’s appropriate that they’re reading a book about a girl who falls in love with a dead man? Is it right for children to be reading a book that has subtle hints of necrophilia? There are worse things that children these days can be subjected to. Bella’s life totally crumbled after Edward left her – she didn’t move on, become stronger or try to work through it. She hallucinated her way into a state less depressing, and ended up almost killing herself, hurting her best friend and putting her father in danger. That’s like saying to kids (and most teenagers) “Hey! It’s OK to jump off a cliff during a storm if you’re feeling depressed that your boyfriend left you” and “Going crazy isn’t that bad if you get a kick from it”. No wonder kids have low self-esteem these days.
c) Did you ever realise that Robert Pattinson, you’re beloved Edward, is British? Also, that he was in Harry Potter before he was in Twilight? By the way lovey, America and Britain fought together in WW2 – not against each other. I hope this helps you pass your 6th grade History class. ❤
d) I want to face palm at your 6th point, so I’m not even going to go there.
e) The movies are crap? I’m sorry, are they missing the creepy blue tinge that turned a possibly positive first movie into the most depressingly visual experience to ever be shown on screen? Oh wait, I know, Harry Potter didn’t have awkward actors whose annoying habits were blinking too fast and touching their hair every 10 seconds.
I take it you’re pretty fired up about my comments? It’s not very nice to hear bad things about something you’re fond of, is it? I’m really happy that you found a series that you enjoy, and I appreciate your choice. I’m just don’t think that you should talk about things that you’re not 100% sure of in a negative way, especially when they entail extremely large fan bases.
I hope you enjoyed my feedback and I wish you all the best ❤
I acknowlegde my mistakes here “you’re beloved Edward” and here “I’m just don’t think “, and apologize for my errors. ❤
Acknowledge*
This is a joke right? Because I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to think “British people … fought against us and LOST in WW2,” because that doesn’t even make sense.
Alright, this was hilarious. Keep it up. I’ve read both Harry Potter and Twilight, and are you freaking kidding me?!
1. Yeah, while half of breaking dawn is not ‘appropriate’ and is about this barely legal kid having s*x and worshipping her 107 [is it?] year old husband, it is totally not acceptable for Molly Weasley to call Bellatrix a ‘b*tch’ considering the fact she was about to kill her daughter.
2. Learn how to spell.
3. British versus America? Seriously? Britain colonized America. AND BRITAIN DID NOT LOSE TO AMERICA IN WW2!! You illiterate little muggle. They were on the same side! They were allies, not adversaries. FAIL.
4. Did I mention learn how to spell?
5. Beards are creepy. That is logic to you?
6. “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King.
Need I say more?
7.You know what’s creepy? The fact that vampires SPARKLE. And that they’re pale as a sheet.
8. Twilight’s okay, but I adore Harry Potter. You need to get a life. Plus, it’s like you have some sort of complex that Harry Potter is so much better than Twilight. Maybe because IT IS.
8. You don’t understand their slang, do you?I’m Indian, I did. Don’t blame British people for your less than average vocabulary.
9. Old people can’t be gay? And you ACTUALLY said ‘no offense to homos btw’ in the same sentence? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
10. So basically, it was a one-sided blog entry written by some 10 year old kid who dozed off during English class. Don’t even give me BS about Harry Potter being unrealistic since Twilight itself is very unrealistic and that is not necessarily a bad thing. You have some sort of complex about Twilight really. Which is understandable, because Harry Potter is loads better. I’m a tolerant person, I respect opposing views, but not when they’re illogical and just PLAIN STUPID.
Thanks for the laughs, go play with your dolls now.
I’m British.
Need I say more?
“Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.”
But you, of course, are not being at all rude about Harry Potter, or trying to ‘Lord it’ over Harry Potter fans. Who on earth would assume that?
And clearly, either you don’t pay attention, or American history lessons are useless, because England AND America fought together against Germany in WW2. So yeah.
1) You say there is alot of swearing in Harry Potter, have you actually read Twilight, well I have and I can garuntee that there is alot more swearing in there. Also you do realise that Mrs Weasly was well within her rights to call Bellatrix a bitch. Belletrix had just tried to KILL her daughter, it’s called motherly love, it’s perfectly natural.
2) Hasn’t anyone told you the death is an unescapeable part of life, no-one can skip it so I don’t really get what your problem is with death, thousand no millions of people die everyday, the sooner you grasp that the better.
3) I agee that torture is wrong but, it does go on, think abut all the wars going on, isnt that torture??? In some ways I feel sorry for voldy, he was an orphan, he was bullied to the point of breaking, Did you know one year he asked to stay at hogwarts during the summer to stay away from the bullies.
4)I have nothing against americains, I love glee and most americain films, the only problem i have is when one of them insults Britain, I hate to break it to you but Robert Pattison is British!!! (and a hufflepuff)
5) Last time I checked we speak the same language, ENGLISH!!!!! Also J.K.Rowling is 50 she cant have used much slang.
6) You like chocolate- British, Trains- British, tvs-british, light bulbs-british, your language-britsh
I actually cabt be asked to deal with timewasters like you, Im just gonna let Karma beat you up
Oh yeah just wanted to say something else, you are sixteen and you are stuck reading Twilight, I read it when I was 11 and it was easy, I am now reading Sherlock Holmes
To be honest everything American is not nearly as good as anything Britain does, including your opinion. The Harry Potter books are some of the best books ever written, Twilight cannot even come close as it is mostly a copy of other older books anyway.
By saying ‘America is the centre of the world’ I think you fail to realise that it was in fact THE BRITISH that discovered America and THE BRITISH that came over to populate the country, so you are not any different or better than us. I think you also fail to realise you are an incredibly racist person.
Also by saying ‘Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay!’ you are being very very offensive to gay people and are also clearly retarded as you have not spelt or punctuated anything correctly in that sentence.
And as for the ‘swearing’, ‘deaths’ and ‘violence’ complaints… GROW A PAIR OF BALLS! It would be a very pointless book if everything was fine and dandy all the way through, real life isn’t High School Musical.
I don’t even hate America, or even Twilight that much. I just hate you and people like you.
That is all, now go in a hole and die, or alternatively try to be a little less narrow minded, stupid and racist.
Judging by your atrocious spelling I thought I would break this down to make it simpler for you:
1) In answer to your accusation of ‘too much swearing’ I have to say that if I recall correctly Bella says ‘crap’. So I think that pretty much contradicts your whole argument. Also the fact that you think the use of bloody hell to be so terrible really surprises me since you feel is it acceptable to insult an entire nation?
2) Too much violence? I think you’ve contradicted yourself again. I believe vampires are killed by getting there heads ripped off then there bodies being burnt? I’d say that’s pretty violent. And yes, people die. But how can you say that’s natural? I think it’s Immortality which is unnatural. And to answer your question of who wants to read it… J K Rowling has sold over 400 million copies of Harry Potter.
3) Torturing for fun. James is the one who tortures Bella in a ballet studio whilst filming it… I think your forgetting that it being too dark is YOUR opinion. Many people enjoy it and you can’t say something is wrong just because you don’t like it.
4) Well this is what made me register just so I could write a huge rant about how unbelievably arrogant and naive your whole blog is. You have absolutely no right to judge an entire nation, especially not someone as illiterate and clearly stupid as you. And I don’t know what you were thinking posting something like that on the internet. Also we did not ‘lose to you in WW2’. You fought with us against the Germans. So PLEASE go and get your facts straight before you post your fucked up shit.
5) It’s funny you should talk about dictionaries here. You should use one before you ever speak or type again.
6) The films were fantastic, actually. It was one of the few films which turned out to be as good as the books. And I believe the Americans wanted to change it into ‘a high school girl who just wanted to be normal’ because we obviously don’t have enough of those… And I think you can’t understand them because you have a seriously low IQ. Also I’d just like to point out you said fucking. I thought you believed bloody hell was unacceptable?
7) You hate there dress sense? At least they have one. It’s called being REALISTIC. Not everyone in the entire world should dress like you.
8) The whole point of villains is that they enjoy darkness and evil, IDIOT.
One more thing: You are truly the most narrow-minded bitch on earth.
I’m English and I’m really offended by this! We are a very good country and so is America but you’re just being rude and racist. There is a saying you should learn ‘Do not pick up on my bad spot when you have a huge one of your own’. FIGURE THAT ONE OUT SHERLOCK!
~case dismissed~
OMG are u retarded?! Harry Potter is way better dan twilight, it has a much better message, and in fact is more suitable for kids. Harry Potter is something millions of kids grew up with, while Twilight is a phase people ( mostly teenagers) will go through liking, because it has “hot guys” and its a “good romance novel”. I think you need help. This just shows how smart Twilight readers are because Britan fought WITH America in WW2, not AGAINST them.
well aren’t you the stuck up little bitch.
this has massively annoyed me, so let get you off your pedestal you fucking american cretin and get the facts right.
‘2. Its too violent’
IS IT RLY? WELL THEY HAVE TO RIP VAMPIRE HEADS OFF, HE BITES BELLA AND FUCKING DEMON SPAWN GOES THROUGH HER FUCKING BELLY
– violence is nothing in potter opposed to twilight.
‘that teaches people that death is ok and natural’
-no one dies naturally in twilight, they’re either killed or immortal
‘SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK’
-it’s more realistic than fucking sparkling vampires oh and in new moon, how depressing is it when month after month she sits ’emailing’ alice and screaming in her sleep due to the loss of her vampire?
‘4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff’
-food; this is true with HOWEVER stfu bitch. the fucking language english but no your brains couldn’t understand some spelling so changed it like in england colours US colors and also if british stuff is never as good as american stuff how come shakespeare’s literature was better than any of your literary authors/play writers.
‘they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE’
-because it was made by the british FOR the british. JK demanded it to be all british or it would not be made in to a huge movie franchise.
‘why the hell do they have funny accents?’
-cause thats some of the variation of accents in england but ofc being an ignorant american you wouldn’t understand this.
‘7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.’
-Emma watson is fucking beautiful. BRAINS OVER BEAUTY i’m assuming you have neither.
Rupert grint is also ovary-explodingly sexy.
(south park is silly and not funny)
Harry isn’t wierd, he’s a tank; he’s a horcrux; hence the scar and also he has the lasses cause his uncle and aunt neglected him.
‘Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.’
-his beard is amazing. and he’s a wizard ofc he’s meant to wear a dress. snape wears one, quirrel wears one, voldemort wears one, kingsley wears one, however it’s a fucking book/film series it’s not real they can wear whatever they want. how is a gay old man creepy? my uncle is gay and is on the older side and old people can be what they want to be it was just frowned upon in their time.
‘8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.’
-um ‘the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!’ isn’t that what james and victoria did to charlie’s mate? and it’s unrealistic? so i supposed sparkling vampires who resist human blood and drink animal blood instead is realistic? and he doesn’t wait til the end of the year, he waits until harry has been found and the only reason it’s the end of the year is because hogwarts is destroyed and half of the pupils are dead also since the philosphers stone voldemort has always tried to kill harry so he tries every year and this year he happens to be stronger than all the others.
‘Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.’
-if harry potter is so bad how come each movie made more than every film?
even the least earning film in the Harry potter franchise which was the chamber of secrets which was $878,979,634 (a total of world wide earnings) made more than all of the twilight films? which were all a total of world earnings
$397,923,934 -Twilight
$712,623,634 -New Moon
$693,431,751 -Eclipse
$667,525,476 -Breaking dawn part 1
ALSO my theory is that they copied the idea of harry potter part 1/ part 2 and to also make more money.
i have read the twilight books and the harry potter books and i think you need to get your facts straight before you post them online, they may be opinions but ignorant opinions they are.
oh and i understand not all american’s are ignorant it’s just this little one is 🙂
you are a fucking idiot.. that is all..
ps.. you’re a tit if you think Twilight is better than Harry Potter.. Christ..
First off; I am a fan of Harry Potter, and Twilight. Faithfully followed both books/movies throughout my life. So, I’m not trying to offend either movie, but I’m just stating facts.
If anything, Twilight isn’t appropriate for children. When Bella’s love leaves her, she cries, and attempts suicide. When Hermione’s love leaves her, she stays strong, and continues her task. Is Twilight a good example of what you do when a boy leaves you? No.
Harry Potter is fantasy. (As is Twilight.) Voldamort looks like that, because, well, he just can. Its not like the book was based on anything real. Its fictional, and that’s all. Also, its based in 1900’s, in LONDON. It was not unusual for a professor (Like Dumbledor,) to wear ROBES. (It’s not a dress.) He has a beard, because HE’S OLD, if you didn’t notice.
People die. So what? People die in Twilight. If you don’t think the FEW curse words are okay, don’t read it. If you think its okay for Twilight to have multiple sex seances, then why is it not okay for a few points of bad language in Harry Potter. In Harry Potter, there a TWO “romantic” moments, and that’s ONE kiss in the fifth movie, and ONE kiss in the LAST movie.
If you think cursing isn’t appropriate, YOU used bad language on your own in this, without even starring out anything, like you did too the word BLOODY.
Also, the people that torture others, are EVIL. Evil has always been, and will be, BAD. BAD/EVIL PEOPLE DO BAD/EVIL THINGS.
So.. I don’t think Twilight is any better than Harry Potter, if anything, Harry Potter is MORE appropriate.
You’re what…. 10? 11?
I’m an American and personally, I prefer British entertainment over American. Brits know how to make fun of themselves when they want, but they can also come up with some pretty deep stuff. You obviously have never read the Harry Potter books and your logic is that of a 6 year old.
Twilight- “I’m so desperate to be a vampire. Edward, bite me! Love me! I’m so selfish and can’t think for myself!”
Harry Potter- So many deep moments and plot-lines, you can’t even come close to a summary.
Maybe in a few years you’ll understand.
Also, the logic of Harry Potter being crap based on a few swear words was nullified the moment you swore in your post. Therefore, I find no worth in reading the rest of your “argument” (or so you seem to call it.)
Request for Twilight being considered good compared to Harry Potter: Denied.
And please: Enlighten me on how it teaches that murder, torture, and bad hair are good.
The whole series is based on a group of kids fighting against the forces of evil for friendship and love. It teaches that love is the most powerful of all “magic.”
Before I comment I want to make it clear that I am not bashing Twilight, but defending Harry Potter (aka my childhood.)
I shall take the liberty to correct your spelling errors. as they say, “Live and Learn.”
“Kinda” is “Kind of”
“unaceptable” is “Unacceptable”
“i” is “I”
“Peopls” is “People”
“thats” is “that’s”
“an dHAVE” is “and HAVE”
“Comfusing” is “Confusing”
“britis” is “British”
“baout” is “About”
“Compeny” is “Company”
“Movyes” is “Movies”
“Subtittles” is “Subtitles’
“Siriusly” is “Seriously”
“Cant” is “can’t”
“whyd” is “Why’d”
“Souns” is “Sons”
“Wit” is “With”
“Hes” is “He’s”
“Peopla rent” is “People Aren’t”
“Nothin” is “Nothing”
“They’s” is “They’re”
1) Next, about the swearing, you said the “F word” numerous times, so I don’t think you can talk. Also, The use of “Bloody Hell” and “B***h” expresses emotion and emphasizes the intensity of the moment.
2) Of course people die, they are in war. If no-one died it would be unrealistic. In real life, good people do die, the story would be too “Happy Chappie” if only the bad guys died. Just to clear this, death IS okay and natural. Harry potter teaches you that even if a loved one dies, they will always be with you in your heart. It also teaches you that you shouldn’t be afraid of death, and forget to live.
3) It most certainly does NOT teach you that torture is okay, for it is the BAD GUYS that torture people, therefore it would be frowned upon by readers. Of course the villains torture for fun, they are evil and have NO perception of love.
4) I’m sorry, but this is the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life! You cannot compare Britain to America as they are completely different. I like the British film industry, as it is smaller, less commercial and the actors are theater actors.
5) I have read Twilight (a long time ago. I don’t like it by the way) and there are many American terms that I didn’t understand. The author, JKR, is British and therefore will use terms that she is familiar with.
6) There is no correct way to speak, only people such as Hitler would believe such things. The actors are amazing, they cast some of the best actors in the world! (A list will be provided below.)
7) The characters are not ugly, but more naturalistic and don’t look like plastic dolls. To infer the realism of the story, JKR made the characters imperfect and “rough around the edges” “Hermione, for example is not completely sexy, but not completely sexless. She is just a proper, natural, down-to-earth girl.” That’s quoted from JKR herself. Beards, for your information, are usually given to old and wise characters such as Gandalf and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Who died and made you Queen? Why can’t old people be gay? If you are gay when you are young and you age to be gay, obviously you will still be gay when you’re old. By the way, he is not wearing a dress, but a wizarding robe.
8) As I said before, of course the villains tortue people for fun they are sadistic and evil and have no perception of love. Voldemort does not WAIT until the end of the year, but he prepares the plan for a year and then “puts it to action” at the end of the year.
**** Here’s the list of actors in HP:
Child actors:
Emma Watson
Daniel Radcliffe
Rupert Grint
Evanna Lynch
Tom Felton
Bonnie Wright
Matthew Lewis
(All of these people play their characters well)
More experienced actors:
Richard Harris
Michael Gambon
Warwick Davis
Robbie Coltrane
Zoe Wanamaker
Kenneth Branagh
Maggie Smith
Gemma Jones
Ian Hart
Jim Broadbent
Alan Rickman
Emma Thompson
Gary Oldman
Peter Cartwright
Ciaran Hinds
David Thewlis
Brendan Gleeson
Geraldine Somerville
George Harris
Domhall Gleeson
Julie Walters
Ralph Fiennes
David Tennant
Helena Bonham Carter
Jason Isaacs
Timothy Spall
Bill Nighy
Imelda Staunton
Richard Griffiths
Fiona Shaw
Jamie Campbell Bower
Dawn French
John Cleese
John Hurt
Jarvis Cocker
I couldn’t even get through this for the atrocious grammar in this piece of shite. for real. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion but there’s opinions, and stupidity, you hit the stupidity mark. Now normally i would never say something like that but seriously, read what you wrote. it’s.. appalling.
I’m gonna skip through most of everything because everyone got a lot of it already but I’m here to comment on one thing. your comment about being homosexual. Dumbledore is creepy for those reasons you put and also because he’s gay. Old people shouldn’t be gay. Putting no offense to the homosexuals does not make you or your comment any less homophobic.
Do you seriously think people who are gay grow up and all of a sudden they’re not gay anymore? because they are “too old” holy hell!!! get a clue you half wit.
I can’t wait til this gets out to the LGBT community. where it consists of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgendered people of ALL ages. i’m sure they’ll have a lot to tell you.
You need to grow up and move out of your little fantasy land where everything is puppies and rainbows and done your way. If not, you’re not gonna make it past high school.
Death is a part of life. Pain is a part of life. Evil is a part of life. Peoples sexual preferences is a part of life.
and it’s stupid little fan girls like you that makes the rest of the fandom look bad. I’ve read both series… it’s allowed you know. so really Read what you want, like what you want, don’t shove your opinion down other peoples throats and don’t knock what someone else likes.
dumbass
Hey Lizzie I tots agree with you!! <33333 Twilight roxxxxxxx xoxoxo Barry Trotter or w/e suxxxxxxxxxx !!!!!!
WOOOOOOW… HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET??? :))))) DIDN’T YOU KNOW THAT ANNE RICE (THE BEST AUTHOR OF VAMPIRE NOVELS) TOLD EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS PLANET THAT STEPHENIE MEYER IS THE WORST AUTHOR EVER??? I GUESS YOU DIDN’T KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO BUSY WITH YOUR SPARKLY GAY SHIT VAMPIRES :)))
You know what I like about Harry Potter?
Hermione Fucking Granger…. Ms. of Ronald Weasley, who can totally kick ass even more that those fags you call Edward and Jacob….
Besides I assure you that Hermione would so rape Bella!Vampire.
Pahahahahahahahaahahah!!
That’s literally all i have to say,
Absolute hilarity 🙂
p.s. If you’re not joking, seriously get a life haha
I don’t know where to start… But thanks for the laugh. You are hilarious/
I would comment on you points but I cannot. It hurts too much. I just cannot believe how narrowminded you are. Oh and one last thing……
PLEASE LEARN TO SPELL. USE SPELL CHECK.
Please save us all from this spelling and grammar hell. I’m actually begging you to type properly. Please. It isn’t overly hard.
Thanking you kindly,
‘Mione Jean
Oh & Harry Potter is life.
book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
I’m sorry do you not know your American history never mind your world history! America was the Britains alie and helped Britain defeat the Germans!
Oh boy,look what we have here.
A lot of bullshit,basically.
1.Shut the hell up,cursing is part of life.
2.People is not inmortal in Twilight,and death is part of life.
3.Oh,come on!!!Go see HTF or something and you will see violence and kids and much more related than you think.
4.F-U-C-K Y-O-U,im sure you don’t even know what Argentina,Sudan or Croatia is,bitch.Fuck every single american.
5.You fucking dick.Get out of your fucking computer for at least 1 day and you will understand everything.
6.YOU are crap,go back to play with your barbies and fuck off.
7.Yeeeeaaaaahhhh,because Edward is Brad Pitt,and Bella is Megan Fox,they are ugly too,think about it,child
8.FUCK YOU.
-Vincent Joseph Anderson,who happens to be a potterhead.
You, my friend, are worse than Hitler. I do not appreciate the things you wrote about Britain, my country, say what you want about Harry Potter, its your opinion and you are entitled to it, but never insult my country. p.s, i hope you get hit by a truck.
Oh lord almighty.
1. America is not the number one country in the world, neither is Britain.
2. The slang used is simple as well as the accents and educated people can understand it quite easily, explaining your predicament.
3. Your spelling is horrid, consider a dictionary.
4. How can you call these books unrealistic coming from a world of vampires an werewolves?
5. Voldemort normally didn’t wait until the end of term, in case you paid any attention.
Your stupidity is blatantly fantastic, thanks for giving me something to laugh my ass off at.
❤
notice how on ALL of your entries the comments have been nothin but hate comments and defending harry potter… really shows ya somethin doesnt it
Okay, I would like to begin by saying that yes. I have read the Twilight book.
Reasons why most of your points are invalid:
1. Violence. In Twilight, people/vampires get ripped to shreds. In Harry Potter it’s like, “Boom!” And then they’re dead. Also, in Breaking Dawn, Bella’s baby is literally ripped from her. Violent? I think so.
2. Torture. Didn’t James torture Bella while he video-taped it in the first book? Yes, I do believe he did.
3. Being British. First, the British lost to the American’s during the American Revolution. World War II was against the German Nazis. Second, Robert Pattinson is British. America may be the “top” country in the world, but we also have to most National debt and also the most obese people. Some of the best and most renowned writers like J.R.R. Tolkien (who wrote The Lord of the Rings Trilogy and others) and C.S. Lewis (who wrote the Narnia series) came from the UK. Doctor Who also comes from the UK (which is the longest and most successful science-fiction show of all time).
4. It’s confusing. If you’re having trouble reading the Harry Potter books because of British slang, you should’ve have bought the American-print one. They replace British words so that unintelligent being can understand them. For example: instead of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, they changed it to Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone so that 8 year-olds could understand it better.
5. The movies. Robert Pattinson played in Harry Potter. $6,369,345,142 has been made from the Harry Potter movie franchise not including the last one. The opening weekend of Twilight it made around $70 million. ALL of the Harry Potter movies made more than $75 million on their opening weekends. Judging from this objective fact, the Harry Potter movie franchise is favored much more than the Twilight movie franchise. Also, the accents were British, Scottish, Irish, and other accents that are common in the UK.
6. The characters. Emma Watson is beautiful model. Kristen Stewart does not. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
7. Dumbledore. He wears a Wizard’s robe, not a dress. Edward wore a robe in New Moon.
8. Villains. Vampires are unrealistic. And Voldemort did not wait until the end of the school year.
Even I, not native English speaker, understand that the girl was joking, and that stuff is really funny.
And all you, stupid wankers have no sence of humour.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?
“2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, …. that teaches people that death is ok and natural! ”
DEATH ISSSSSSS NATURAL!!!! IT’S CALLED MORALITY. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH KNOWING ABOUT DEATH. EVERYONE DIES. DEAL WITH IT. IT ISN’T SOME BIG REALIZATION WHEN YOU TURN “OF AGE” OR SOMETHING. IT’S JUST THE FLAT OUT TRUTH. DEATH HAPPENS. ITS LIFE.
ALSO, why should people dieing in each book be considered a bad thing? A sad thing, yes, but never a bad thing. It’s only a story which means no one really dies. The point is to make the reader feel emotion, to bring them into the story. It creates depth and a deeper meaning within the series. It makes the reader care for the characters even more as you go with them through pain and loss and rejoice when they’re happy. In Twilight, you feel envy. Envy that she has the perfect guy and the perfect looks and the perfect love story. Whereas, in Harry Potter, one doesn’t feel envy. They feel much, much more because by having death, betrayal, joy, murder, happiness, love, hate, friendship, malice, etc…there is so much more to feel and to connect yourself with the character—-growing to love them as a real person.
Am I the only person who thinks that all this – this post, and the entire blog – is satire? Some of these arguments are just too asinine for me to believe that this is serious. It seems to me that a Harry Potter fan made this to highlight the fallacic logic that Twilight fans use when they detract Harry Potter and defend Twilight. Either that or they were trolling – and if that’s the case, then they were more successful than anyone could have hoped for and I tip my hat to them.
i swear the bella stalker person is just being a troll and laughing their butt off.. but just in case they aren’t, this entire blog just highlights why the entire world (other than many close minded americans, which is by no means the entire American population) thinks of Americans as uneducated, self-absorbed idiots… good job on exacerbating that steriotypical problem and making the situation worse for all sensible Americans! lol.. this is hilarious!
My Answers:
1- Oh ryt… Lyk children MUSt read the thyngs in Twilyts last Book!! Vulgar
2- Xactly, we MUST know that v must sparkle without rzn but NOT die for a good cause
3- Oh ryt… lyt those 3 Bad vampires were not killing!
4- America has 14 00 blillion on stake!
5- Ryt… Lyk we want to c a vampire sparkle or boy seeing me while m asleep
6- Oh Xactly… Wat edward pretty Glittering Princess is Pretty!!
7- Oh darn! Wat about Jacob gvng away his heart to Adward and Bella’s Lil Daughter.. lyk a pedo
8- hahahahahha! real villain lyk volturi… Idiot, are there vampire existing in this world?
whoever this girl is, she’s a rich, spoiled, bratty, insensitive, stupid, ignorant, dumbass bitchy posuer and without her parents has nothing to her name but her fucking facebook profile
seriously? twilight is nothing but promoting stalkerish, obsessive love…
harry potter has a different defintion for love..and the heck, it is realistic that there will be times when a good guy dies..what do you think of the national heroes?
LizzieBella,
Like you,I’m also an ENORMOUS fan of the twilight series…but let me PLEASE inform you that you’ve done a MAJOR ERROR! You have written that Britain lost to USA in WW2…well,that is completely untrue. Britain and USA didn’t even fight AGAINST each other(in WW2) in the first place,let alone winning or losIng! I can’t beleive,at 16,you don’t know this mcuh! And about all that dumbass crap you wrote about Harry Potter,I shall make no comments. Because there’s no use in crying over spilt milk. You’re already mentally challenged,and however much I try to make you understand,you won’t. All because,poor you,you’re totally out of your mind. i FEEL REALLY SORRY FOR YOU. Try consulting a doctor because your maturity level for a 16-year old is amusingly low! All these wonderful people who have commented so very rightly understand your pathetic state of craziness,I suppose and that’s why they have kept their comments limited (most of them). However,your writing was hugely entertaining! If you keep writing this rubbish,you might as well be offered a job in Stephenie Meyer’s personal toilet cleaning agency. Looking forward for your success,
A wise Twilight and Harry Potter fan.
This has to be the most boring thing I’ve ever read. LOL J.K., I’m Rowling. You’re an idiot.
Can’t tell if trolling or just really stupid.
Yes, because a story about a 108 year old virgin vampire who stalks an 18 year old girl, and watches her sleep isn’t creepy at all.
Ok 1 America isn’t the most advance, it’s not a kids book kids just read it and if your a twilght fan…then how do you now so much about Harry potter
Oh and I know this is an old post but I’s like to point out that in World War 2 WE WERE ALLIES. You dumb ****, we worked together. Knowing you’re older than me makes me lose all faith in humanity.
Are…this…I. Mean…wow you are a racist little bitch for one 2 we fought germeny not Britin dumbass and Luna is supposed to be weird Because she is comfertable in her own skin 3 just because dumbledore is old he can’t be gay? WTH kind of statement is that so to you people can be gay but as soon as they get old they HAVE to be straight… Yeah that makes TOTAL sence 5 your precious Edward played a major roll in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire *cough. Cedric digory 6 you think HP teaches people that killing is ok. ( it dosent BTW) there is a very detailed page of edd and bells sex scene 7 i could write a better story is i smased my face into a key board last cuz I don’t want to type much more. Bella is a ghost face open mouth retard edd is a fricken sparkly fairy fuck and Jacob is an alpaca faced pedophile
Before you hate on us. Look at your own embarrassment you call a book
Oh and just so you know, Harry Potter’s LEAST successful movie (which was Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban) MADE 90 MILLION MORE in the box office than Tw&#%@!*’s MOST successful. Now what does that tell you about Harry Potter?
HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF HARRY POTTER!!!!! TWILIGHT IS ALL ABOUT JUST A FREAKIN’ HUMAN WHO HAS TO CHOSE BETWEEN A SPARKLY VAMPIRE AND A WEIRD WOLF!!!! VAMPIRES AREN’T SPARKLY!!!! HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST BOOK AND MOVIE SERIES IN THE WORLD!!! HARRY IS NOT A FREAKING WEIRDO!!!! HE IS AN AWESOME CHARACTER AND I LOVE HIM!!! DUMBLEDORE IS FANTASTIC!!!! HE DOESN’T WEAR A DRESS!! HE WEARS A ROBE!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE FIRST EVER DUMBLEDORE DIED?!?!?! RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST MOVIE!!!! THE VILLIANS ARE AWSOME!!!!! THE VOLTURI IS STUPID, AND HOW CAN YOU THINK THAT TWILIGHT ISN’T VIOLENT OR DEPRESSING!? WHEN THE VAMPIRE LEAVES, DOESN’T THE HUMAN GET ALL DEPRESSED, JUMP OFF A CLIFF, AND TRY TO KILL HERSELF!? KIDS NEED TO READ HARRY POTTER!!!!IT GIVES THEM A BETTER IMAGINATION!! DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN J.K. ROWLING WROTE THIS THAT SHE WAS POOR AND THAT THIS GAVE HER MONEY FOR FOOD?! GOD!!YOU KNOW WHAT?!LEAVE HARRY POTTER THE FUCK ALONE!!!!YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE IT THIS BADLY!!!!!!!YOU BITCH!!!!
You have messed with the wrong fans…… No matter what..the whole world agrees to Harry Potter being much better (infinite times) than Twilight.. I have read the series…and I don’t like it…Harry Potter is an end of Era..Childhood…but Twilight..just end of Series… We Potterheads will never give up Harry Potter for anything.. Even though, it has finished it is still a part of us..It taught us about friendship, love, family and more 🙂 It brought tears to our eyes 🙂 But I congratulate u for ur courage for talking bad about Harry Potter. Warning : Don’t ever do this again…u don’t know what will happen…All around the world we got Potterheads!!!
Seriously?? I mean THIS is your explanation as to why You dislike Harry Potter?? No offense mate, But you’re one crazy girl I’ve seen (and believe me I’ve met and seen many!!)!! What in the world makes its being British bad?? You might not realize but you have publicly ridiculed a country…. One country you don’t (probably) belong to.. This could get you in LOADS of trouble… I’m no fan of England…My country’s history gives me enough reason to dislike it…. But nothing could give you the right to say anything relating to a country you dislike crap… And for the note.. I think before you pass any comment on the language used have a look at YOUR Language… Now THAT’S crappy language… Even if you’re trying to make it short by using short cuts…its senseless… I myself am a huge fan of both Harry Potter AND Twilight… I don’t think anyone can call anyone of them better.. They’re both good and bad in their way… My advice: Be careful of what you write from next time… Give a little thought to your words…
You’re not serious, are you?
Firstly, yes, it does teach us that death is natural. You know why? Because it is. Death is an unavoidable part of life, and It’s important for people to know that bad things do happen to good people.
Secondly, you said Harry Potter sucks because It’s British. You are aware that Robert Pattison is British, right? Also, you’re not doing other Americans a favour by confirming the “Americans are self-centred, annoying, fat idiots” stereotype.
Lastly, Twilight is about a forgettable whiney twit who chases after a creepy sparkly vampire who watches her when she sleeps, and then when he leaves she tries to kill herself. Harry Potter is about finding yourself in the world, doing what’s right no matter what the cost, and that friendships and family are more important than anything else.
*Ding ding* Harry Potter wins!
There is simple logic…
Either believe this equation:
Legend: EC=Edward
HP=Harry
CD= Cedric Diggory
V=Voldemort
•=Therefore
HP>V
V>CD
• HP>CD
CD=EC
• HP>EC (EC = Twilight)
Or, as in others opinion, like mine, (I just love that equation too much not to post it.) Harry Potter and Twilight are two different types of books. I read and liked the twilight series before it was a fad. I enjoyed it. I think the “Twihards” are taking everything a little too far. I hate the movies. And I think this is ridiculous. However, if I had to choose, I’d pick Harry Potter XD
And if old people aren’t supposed to be gay, then what do you do with the young people who are gay and who grow old? It’s a natural thing.
And don’t be so homophobic. Saying “No Offense” doesn’t make it all better. That’s still very rude. I would know. My brother is gay.
Omr what the hell is your problem?!
1) First of all Bloody hell isn’t a swear word. Harry Potter isn’t just for kids either if you obviously haven’t realised. You say there’s too much swearing yet you use the f word 3 times.
2) You’re saying it’s too violent but the whole story is about the fact that they are surrounded by war. If people didn’t die it would be unrealistic. *Cough cough* Also you say death isn’t natural. Have you ever lived on the real world?! Death is natural it happens to everyone eventually even you no matter how much you worship Twilight.
3) Harry Potter doesn’t teach people torture is ok. It teaches people that torture is wrong because both Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort die in the end. Anyway it’s something called ‘action’ which makes things way more interesting and broadens the variety of readers.
4) How racist can you get?! For your information Great Britain practically made America. If it wasn’t for Britain you wouldn’t be as technological and you would be speaking Spanish or something. Also have you ever been to school?! In World War Two Britain and many other countries including Ameriva were against Germany. BRITAIN AND AMERICA WERE ON THE SAME SIDE. Go and educate yourself with real
YOU’RE 16?!?!?!?!?!?!?! i truly, truly hope this is some kind of joke.. some kind of ironic humour you are attempting. if not, i am so ashamed that people like you exist. i’m sorry, but you have got to be the stupidest most ignorant person on the planet. this would be acceptable coming from the mouth of a 12 year old twihard, but at 16, you really should be a lot more fucking sensible, and have a bit more fucking perspective on and respect for the world. there is nothing wrong with not liking harry potter. theres also nothing wrong with liking twilight. people have different interests and tastes. i’m just concerned and disturbed by your reasoning for having said tastes.
okay, so america is better then britain? oh my god. you fucking idiot. i am so offended, and i’m not even british! if america is so much of a higher class than britain, and the things they make our soooo much better then anything britain could produce, then let me ask you this. WHY THE FUCK DOES AMERICA STEAL ALL OF BRITAINS TV SHOWS???????? skins? that was british, and was a truly amazing show in every way. it is beautiful. america took that. mtv re-released it in america and kept everything the same except used rubbish american actors. and what happened? IT WAS CRAP. terrible! got rubbish reviews! no one liked it. it faded away, while the british skins stayed strong. thats just one of the british masterpieces that america stole. being human? that another. the office? probably the most well known. that was a british show first before america took it. yes.
and come on… ww2… i dont think i need to say anything except that i hope you never make the mistake of saying that america fought against britain ever again. what a disgrace. you were both fighting germany, idiot.
also, america is not the most powerful country. stop living in the past, man, and get off your fucking high horse. you are so, so far from being better then the rest of the world.
and lastly, just to finish off, you must be a pretty fucking ugly person to call the cast of harry potter ugly. they are beautiful, for they they were chosen for the way they portray the emotions of the characters not based on whether they looked like super models, or whether teenagers could lust over them like the stars of twilight were chosen for. harry, ron and hermoine were chosen because they could grow with the roles, and truly live the characters. something you never ever see in american film. but, hey, there also gorgeous. the frizzy haired freak you mentioned? yeah, i dont think so.. http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/1184629966/emma-watson-twitter-profile-pic.jpg
and just one more thing. i think you’d better check out some REAL literature, if you think that america is the be all and end all. british literature, like austen and bronte and all that. now THEY knew how to write. and we may not even have stories today if it werent for them! ok, we would. but they were still revolutionary!
p.s i have nothing against america, some of my favourite directors, authors, and actors are american. and they produce a hell of a lot of good cinema and stories. i am just against ignorant, disrespectable people like you, lizziebella.
Um Emma looks ugly in that pic you linked. Just because she don’t have frizz hair anymore, now she cut all her hair off! girls look BAD with short hair!! Thats a horrible pic she looks like a n ugly BOY.
I’m imagining you right now with a babygrow. What is your favorite colour? I’m trying to figure out what to get you for Christmas, so I’m asking you this in the hopes that it’ll give me some clue.
Here’s what I know so far:
-You’re two years old
-You’re twilight obsessed
-You’re stupid
Well… The second point kind of matches the last one, but whatever. Ok, let’s review, making sure your present follows the rules above strictly: I know your size, I know I can’t get you anything mentally stimulating (this is me covering the twilight obsessed part), and, finally, because you’re stupid, I must get you something that doesn’t throw your brain into overflow – it could be incredibly dangerous.
So, you see, I’m only missing the colour. Need your help with that! Then I can get you the babygrow for those babies who like to make sand castles with baby formula (careful now – don’t want no overflows, so go slowly on this – you can’t make castles with baby formula).
Send your answer real soon!
lol Bloody hell. oh my goood 😮 I said a bad word!! what am I going to do? lolol *using deep sarcasm if you aren’t noticing*
Honestly, I can’t believe you’re 16 with your horrid spelling- my 4 year old sister could beat you in spelling- with her spelling Beryllium and you spelling c-a-t.
It’s hilarious to see how many people actually not getting the joke. You don’t need to do a very thorough analysis to see the very obvious irony in this whole web page. And I must congratulate the creators for this very funny and well made joke. Reading the comments is actually the sad part.
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS.
People like you make me want to boke. All of the things you said are unrealistic, uneducated and idiotic. Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, for sure.
1. Bloody hell is not a swear word and there are for worse things in Twilight that little children could be watching, for example, them having sex?? Also, the last film is not really intended for little children.
2. People dying is realistic, I mean in Twilight only the bad guys die, that is very unrealistic. And dying kind of is natural.
3. Emm, lots of people kill/tortue for fun, e.g. Osama Bin Laden, murderers and assassinators.
4. You are one racist little girl! That will be all. HP’s still better.
5. And again you are racist. There accents are perfect for the boarding school effect in my opinion….
6. WTF? Again, seriously?
7. Emma Watson is gorgeous and she was meant to look like that in the first couple of films.
Luna is not a weirdo and her clothes express her personality and uniqueness.
Ron may be ginger, but your SO stereotypical. Plus he’s meant to be maybe f you’d concentrate n the film rather than if they’re ugly or not, the whole Weasly family is red-headed.
The scar is from when he was hit by the killing curse by Voldemort as a baby?
WTF? “Old people aren’t supposed to be gay” ? Just get a fucking life?! He’s a wizard wizard wear ROBES.
8. Fuck your life. Watch the film. Hair is hair.
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now on one side this makes me laugh hysterically because its just a bunch of complete and utter rubbish, i know that you should be able to express your opinion but only if you can back it up!!! all of your points are totally invalid and to be honest some of them are just rude and uncalled for. On the other side this makes me angry, this whole article/blog thing is unbelivable you are one of those people who really should keep their opinions to themselves. I like both twillight and harry potter, i do prefer harry potter but all the same. you are honestly an uneducated (or an educated idiot) pathetic human being and you need to sort youself out. I am british and proudly so, and quite frankly i find you very offensive.
You actually think that a collage-Charline Harris-copy-fairytale is better than a story that a brilliant woman came up with during a train ride? Oh god, well Harry P may be quite raw in the later books but the people who followed the story since they were kids are actually grown ups by now. And for the record there are plenty of horrible things happening in the world that actually is worse (and real) so on the other hand maybe “bloody hell” and WIZARDS and WITCHES (that I might add is not real) casting curses with sticks isn’t so bad, aight? I mean, even Disney has a bit of raw humor but you don’t think about that when you’re little and you sure as hell don’t become stupid by liking it.
I started to read HP when I was about 8 and even though there are a few curse words I didn’t become a criminal or mentally ill.
My point is this: The world we live in now is not 50 years ago. If I my kids, in the future, want me to read Harry Potter – I’ll do it. It’s harmless.
And besides, the vampires in Twilight are vegetarians and they SPARKLE (just to add some double standard to my point).
Now how awesome is that..?
Just sayin!
Harry Potter isn’t a bad book, and to be honest, Twilight wasn’t a bad attempt either.
I’m not a huge fan of any of the books myself, but I’ve read/watched enough of them to understand both of the plots.
I live in Scotland, and the Harry Potter books are very popular there, for a few very good reasons; the characters, plot, twists, suspense etc. Twilight on the other hand doesn’t have as interesting a plot as Harry Potter. Many books have been based on vampires/werewolves/undead and many have something to do with love or some kind of infatuation and it’s getting a little bit old.
I was pretty angry when you started to go on about how America is one of the top countries in the world. If you were meaning for the percentage of overweight/obese people, then yes, but it isn’t really excelling in anything else as far as I know.
If you believe that many of the electronics that are in America are made by Americans, you’re very wrong. Most of the companies that produce that kind of technology are situated in Japan, Korea, Taiwan etc.
I then proceeded to be even more annoyed as you went on to say how terrible British people are. What is your problem with British people? Have you seriously spent your WHOLE LIFE thinking that the Americans fought against the British in World War Two? I think the only war Americans and Brits have ever fought against each other in was the American revolution? and that was back in 1775–1783. In WWII, America had an Alliance with Britain THAT MEANS WE R TEH GUD GUISE 1!!!!1!!!! The alliance also included France, China, Canada and Russia, a lot of other countries too. The opposing alliance, The Axis Powers, included Germany, Italy and Japan, other participating nations were Hungary, Romania and Bulgaria.
The one thing I cannot understand, is how you can be using the English language, yet hate the country? I mean, really, what did you think you were speaking in? American? because I don’t think that language exists. Because most people from America speak ENGLISH, because Britain sent people over there, along with Spain, France and a few other countries.
And about the whole swearing thing, “Bloody hell!” or “Bitch!” isn’t the worst you can say in England, Wales or Scotland. Even the word ‘Fuck’ is starting to become a common word.
So I hope you are thankful for this huge post I have decided to make for your sake, as I have just wasted at least ten minutes of my time to give you a fucking history lesson. Please remember it.
aliens ftw
Reasons Why This Post is Bad….
1. “Theres too much swearing.” There is too much swearing in this post. If swearing is bad, then by logic, you are bad. So is this post.
2. “It is too violent.” In the first Twilight book, James was dismembered and burned, as was Victoria, and Laurent.
3. “Torture.” Jane’s power is to TORTURE people. As she does to Edward in the second book, she was smiling. She enjoys it.
4. ” I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?” In WWII America was allied with Britain, meaning they fought together. We also won after America dropped the first atomic bomb of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
5. ” So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents?” The movie franchise may be made by an American Company, however, JK Rowling is British. If the actors had an american accent that would be like all the Twilight characters having east-indian accents.
6. ” Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns.” That’s just wrong.
7. ” the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?!” Jane tortured Edward and enjoyed it, James tortured Bella in the first book, and Laurent taunted Bella before he planned to kill her. Also, lovely language.
8. “And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks.” Have you seen what the Volturi looks like?
Everyone is entitled to their own oppinion but please have some historically and logically solid facts.
1. Twilight is a complete disgrace to vampire movies. Vampires do not sparkle.
2. Twilight is a complete disgrace to werewolves. Werewolves can only change on a full moon. The most you could call Jacob is an (animorph)
3. Harry Potter is much more canon to the topic of which the book is about. Wizards use wands, broomsticks, and make potions.
If you honestly think they are using slang and that it’s confusing then you obviously have never read the books or seen the movies. Whenever there is a slang word or a type of spell or incantation it is always explained either shortly after or later in the book. For example the first time you hear the term “muggle” in the Sorcerers Stone is when Hagrid shows up at what i assume to be a lighthouse. He calls Harry’s cousin a muggle and when harry asks him what it is Hagrid quickly responds “non magic folk”. If you are too stupid to follow it then it’s no wonder you’re a fan of twilight, because there is nothing interesting nor intellectually stimulating about twilight.
I think the worst part is that the Brazilian dialect of Portuguese was my first language, and I still have better sentence structure and better spelling than you.
Also you said that you can’t understand the characters? You really can not understand a British accent? And do you know why they got British actors to play it? It’s because it takes place in England you dumb-ass. That’s also why quidditch is a sport that is a mix of cricket, rugby, and football (but you call it soccer). Now see I’m American and I’m proud to be it, but my heritage stems from Whales, England, and Brazil. So from an early age my family made sure i knew what the real football was. The only reason why you hate other country’s is because you have been brainwashed to think we are the best. But in truth we are not, because the same reason why you hate other country’s is the same reason why we are no longer the best. We are arrogant and we are selfish. Are you aware that we have not even won a war without the help of foreign assistance since the revolutionary war?
This argument you’ve made about harry potter being “not so great” is exactly why i hate Twilight fans, because you all are just so single minded and stupid.
1. Learn to spell right
2. If you don’t like the cussing (which by the way is not very bad in Harry Potter) then why are you saying worse words
3. ALL or at least most villans like to torture their victims.
4. In real life, honey, ASS FUCKING LOADS OF PEOPLE DIE EVERY GOD DAMN DAY!!! unless you haven’ realised that
5. Some British people are (obviously) more educated than you or other Americans will ever be. We are not only the fattest country, but we are the most in debt, the most unemployed, and a million other bad things that suggest the Brittish are smarter than us.
6. If you would pay attention, you could figure out what they were talking about without having to look it up.
7. They aren’t “funny” accents, they’re Brittish.
8. HAVE YOU SEEN ROBERT PATTINSON!? UGLIEST MAN THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! And even if the characters are ugly, at least they can act.
9. Honey, do you know what a drag queen is?! Its a man that wears womens’ clothing INCLUDING dresses and make up. And if old people aren’t gay then why does it warn against it in the bible? By the way, watch Family Guy. It has an OLD perverted GAY man.
P.S. yoyu spelled “serious” the way they spell one of the characters of Harry Potter
Stupid muggle.
Besides the fact that Britain was ON OUR SIDE during WW2, your reasons are unjustified and invalid so learn to filter what you want to say before you say it
Your logic is messed up. Grow up and give us real reasons why you don’t like Harry Potter.
Woooooow. This was the biggest pile of crap I’ve ever scanned over in my entire life. Let me just throw a few things back at you, sweetie, that practically completely contradict your ENTIRE worthless thread. Here we go boys and girls!
Right off the bat you say how there is too much swearing and asterisk bloody hell.. But later you begin throwing the OH! F-word like its no big deal.
Also, you must realize that Harry Potter is in fact a British born series, and the author is now wealthier than the Queen (so apparently it’s not THAT crappy, right?
Those actors you call weirdos are now BILLIONAIRES and Emma Watson, aka Hermione, has modled for Burberry, Chanel, and is now the face of Midnight Rose.
I don’t feel the need to elaborate your inaccurate accusations any further.
Just one more thing: LEARN TO SPEEELLLLLLL.
Btw the lost the REVOLUTIONARY war. They were our ally in WW2
Uh yeah okay honey.
Jk Rowling is British. She’s going to use British words. Obviously. The characters are British. So to you, yes the accents are going to be something you’re not used to. Hermione is absolutely gorgeous, Ron is very handsome, Luna’s supposed to be strange, and Harry doesn’t have to be amazing looking. But to a lot of people, Harry potter is their childhood. So stfu and get a life.
This is just really racist to British people
Hahahahahaha… Do people not realise they’re getting trolled? All these comments are the funniest part of this post. Taking this girl seriously? She’s obviously kidding! I’m laughing so hard from both her awesome-ass post and all you guys’ comments…
I also happen to be sixteen years old. I read the entire Harry Potter series, and I forced my way through all of the Twilight books. I also attend high school and hope to continue on to college. I’m sorry such a future doesn’t await you, as made clear by your horrific spelling and grammar and your weak and incoherent argument.
I’m sure in your mind Twilight is much easier to connect to, I’m also sure you’re a very shallow human being. Being sixteen is no excuse for ignorance. Watch the news, read the paper. America isn’t superior. I know, I live there. We’re not doing very well, and people like you make me ashamed of my nationality.
By the way, I don’t know if we read the same book series, but Twilight is a terrible thing to inflict on children’s minds. The last book gives a detailed description of a violent sexual encounter between Edward and Bella. Jacob imprints on an unborn child. Bella drinks blood out of a cup. Edward performs a c-section at the Cullen home. I’m sorry, but I wouldn’t want my children to read that.
LISTEN BITCH!! You don’t just call British people dumb and Harry Potter stupid! Twilight sucks ass! I mean who wants to watch a girl and a sparkling vampire smashing beds?! And a werewolf falling in love with a baby! Harry Potter for us potter fans is like a new world. And what is Twilight for u? A fairytale place with sparkling vampires and people that suppose to turn in to wolfs when the moon is full but they turn in to wolfs when ever the fuck the want to? And about the Weasleys they are awsome and they are ginger! I watch Sauth Park and i wish someone to do the same thing to you just like Stan, Kyle and Kenny did to Cartman! Ou and thought you should know but Robert Pattison is Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire! So suck it bitch! And I almost forgot you think Harry Potter teaches kids violence, NO Harry Potter teaches kids what the world actually is. And do you know what Twilight teaches kids? It teaches kids to get married young, have sex, get pregnant and almost die from it. And it also teaches kids to suck blood from other people. You think british accent is dumb well for your information almost half of the world wishes that they have a british accent and if they did they would never shut up! Harry, Hermione, Ron and Luna are hot and Dumbledore is not wearing a dress its a wizard robe for god sake. Beards and mostaches are not creepy you are. You think Luna is colorblind but i think that you are totally blind! So AVADA KEDAVRA BITCH!
I freaking hope you’re a troll, you dumb shit
1. If you think swearing is so bad you might want to stop swearing yourself, and stop being so hypocritical.
2.good people die in life to, not only bad people. J.K has taught that death is nothing to be afraid of, e.g when Harry confronts his fate he says ‘I am ready to die’ also Lupin, Tonks, Fred and more died because they fought for what eh believed in and defended the people they loved.
3.J.K isn’t teaching people that torture is ok she is teaching people that treating people a certain way isn’t right and people who do treat people that way will never win the end e.g Bellatrix and Voldemort both die.
4. Just because it’s British doesn’t mean you should hate it? It is much better than your predictable rom-coms or whatever stupid rubbish are out into films. Harry Potter is all about confronting fate and fighting for what you believe in. Britain is one of the most successful countries in the world.
5.how in the name Merlin’s pants is it confusing? Either you’re really stupid or you read twilight way to much.
6.the movies aren’t as good as the books but they are definitely not crap, twilight has nothing on Harry Potter, nothing. even your precious Edward Cullen who is played by a British actor and who was a wizard first said if he wasn’t in the films he would mindlessly hate it.
7.J.K said herself she made Hermione the subtle pretty girl who had brains before beauty so the average girl could relate to her, she is not just a frizzy haired dork, she is beautiful but she puts brains first. Luna Lovegood wears ridiculous clothes but that is all part of her character, Evanna Lynch who plays her is stunning. Harry Potter is not meant to be the most good looking guy there is, but yet people still love him and Daniel Radcliffe is hot. Rupert Grint is gorgeous, nuff said.
And that is really offensive to homosexuals, so you have nothing against people being gay when they are younger but when they’re older you think they should be straight again? Grow up.
8.the volturi are terrible bad guys, Death Eaters are great villains because half of them are pretending to be good guys which makes them even more cunning.
– you need to get some proper evidence for why you hate it so much next time.
-go to the doctors because you have a terrible cause of verbal dihorea
You filthy muggle!
Dude i like twilight (the books not the films – they sucked) as much as anyone but i have to say harry potter beats it hands down. Your arguements are pathetic, lack any substance and insult a huge range of people i dont know what your were hoping to accomplish but im pretty sure that unless it was for 90% of the worlds population to think your an immature child then im sorry but you have failed.
This article was NOT written by me. I found this somewhere else as a comment and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don’t give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.
First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight fans will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are in a dead language and they have organized governments with strict laws. She has followed her characters’ stories from childhood to graduation and many times to their deaths. One of the best things about this series is that you can study these intricate details. The Twilighters can only argue about who Bella will marry. In Harry Potter, there are arguments over everything from Snape’s loyalty, to the cryptic meaning of Trelawney’s prophesies, to petty ship-wars. In Twilight, very few people ask the questions “What does she mean by that?” “Are these two little details supposed to be connected?” “How did she get that idea?” “Does this result differently than we think it will?” To Potter fans, these are common, everyday questions. Like an amusing childhood fairytale, Meyer’s “saga” is to be taken for face value; delving deep within will display its undesirable flaws. The mere fact that Harry Potter makes you think, makes you question Rowling, and causes you to come up with creative theories proves its superiority.
One of the primary arguments presented by Twilighters is that their book is more emotional that Harry Potter. I, however, beg to differ. Let’s delve into the subject of love, after all that is the primary emotion in Twilight. In Twilight, there is only one kind of affection found: an obsessive, oppressive, “without him I become a dull zombie” wet dream. Unlike Twilight, Harry Potter proves that there is incredible power in love, and that love doesn’t always work out. Unfortunately, I have to agree with WhatIsRightOrWhatIsEasy; neither of these books even compare in romance to Jane Austin. In Harry Potter, we have many different kinds of love present: Parental love, romantic love, sibling love, platonic love, childhood crushes, and unrequited love. There are two loves in particular that aren’t present in Twilight: parental love and unrequited love.
The parental love found in Harry Potter is incredibly rich. Molly Weasley and Lilly Potter are perfect examples of motherly love, and display it in their own special ways. Lilly sacrifices her life to protect Harry. The magic that results aids Harry until the Goblet of Fire. Stop and think about THAT for a moment. If a murderer or a kidnapper tried to separate you from your child, would you be willing to die to protect your child? What if you knew that there was only a slim chance of your baby surviving and growing up afterwards? This is one of the most beautiful acts of courage and selflessness in the entire series. The other super-mom, Molly, has an intense love for her children. While she scrambles to make ends meet, she still has plenty of room in her big heart for Harry and Hermione; Harry comes to see her as a second mother. She is also ferociously protective of her children. After Bellatrix attempts to kill Ginny, Molly singlehandedly takes down her daughter’s attacker. In Twilight, you neither see Bella’s mother or Bella displaying this much love and strength for their babies. The lesson: Never EVER mess with a mad mama- you will pay with your life. The Harry Potter men also make better dads. They support, protect, teach, and laugh with their kids; they wouldn’t think twice of dying for them, and will raise and care for their friend’s children. Sirius Black escapes prison and becomes a wanted fugitive to protect Harry, and later Harry raises Teddy Lupin after the Battle of Hogwarts. James Potter goes down fighting to protect his baby boy as does Remus. In the Epilogue of Deathly Hallows, Ron is seen loving on his daughter. Unlike Miss Swan’s father, he refuses to just sit around watching TV and be deceived. Instead, he jokes and encourages his daughter; it’s evident that he’s rightfully proud of her, and he’s going to let the whole world know that. Arthur Weasley is the same way. Love and dedication. It’s obvious that the Cullens stand no chance against that.
What about unrequited love, the most painful emotion ever to exist? All I have to say is one name: Severus Snape. After befriending Lilly as a child, he fell in love with her, only to be denied her love in return. Their original friendship survived house rivalries and Marauder ridicule for five years; even after losing her as a friend, Snape continued to love Lilly and remained fiercely loyal to her long after her death. The most emotional thing about Snape’s love for Lilly is that he felt that he was the cause of her death. He realized that his handful of mistakes lead to a lifetime of regret. He could have begged for death or even committed suicide, but he remained strong and kept all of that, pain, remorse, and love inside. Now that’s passion.
Another thing that Rowling succeeds in doing that is missed by Meyers is recognizing the reality of adolescence. Not everyone in the world is the popular new girl who manages to snag the hottest guy in school, and Rowling knew this. Where in Twilight do you see the person that everyone teases, turns their backs on, and snubs? They aren’t found in Forks. Who are the oddballs, klutzes, victims, social outcasts, recluses? They don’t exist. In Harry Potter, almost everyone takes these roles at least once, although there are some whose names stand out: Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Snape, even Hermione and Harry. Are there any idiots in Twilight who are likely to fail school? Beyond anyone who finds sparkly vampires attractive, there are no Crabbes or Goyles in that series. What about school bullies? And no, James and his little gang don’t count. Twilight, the utopia where people don’t pick on and torment each other has never existed, doesn’t exist, and until Judgment Day, never will. Just ask Draco. There are dozens of cliques in the teenage world with thousands branches, but Meyers chooses to only portray 3: the popular, ordinary kids, the mysterious “vegetarian” vampires, and a pack of Native American shape-shifting werewolves. In Harry Potter, the cliques can be as broad as the four Houses, or as small as an individual person. There are the Quidditch players, the study-holics, the quirky pariahs, the fan-girls of the current heartthrob, Dumbledore’s Army, Inquisitorial Squad, Slug Club, the pranksters, the Slytheryns, Death Eaters in training, etc.
The most important emotions and themes present in Harry Potter that isn’t even found in Twilight is prejudice. It is only alluded to twice in Twilight- werewolves vs. vampires, and Bella’s hybrid baby. In Harry Potter, it is one of the cornerstone motifs. There is rivalry between houses- especially Gryffindor and Slytheryn. “Pure-Bloods” shun their muggle-born counterparts, who they call “mud-bloods”. Part-blood wizards in Slytheryn are pressured to disown their muggle roots, which leads Snape to call himself the “Half-Blood Prince,” and Tom Riddle to become Lord Voldemort. Whole blood wizards and witches who sympathize with muggle-borns are called “blood-traitors.” In the seventh book, this blood-based discrimination is very pronounced; the Death Eater controlled Ministry of Magic orders a roundup of muggle-born witches and wizards, who get sent to Azakaban. Even Hermione, who manages to dodge court, gets a brutal taste of this intolerance. While captured with Harry and Ron in the Malfoy’s mansion, it is she who is tortured by Bellatrix, primarily for her blood status. That sounds like a real Holocaust to me. Remus, who is a good man and skilled wizard, is forced into permanent unemployment just because he is a werewolf. Dumbledore shows a mercy that looks beyond the common bigotry when he offers him a job as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. When parents find out his secret, they are outraged and force him to resign. Hagrid is even attacked by Umbrige, and it’s barely coincidence that he happens to be half-giant. Prejudice doesn’t even stop among wizards. House elves are reduced to slavery for wealthy wizarding families, and even in their freedom, most have no other occupation but in the kitchens. Goblins are held with mistrust by many wizards after they stage a revolt while seeking equality. Righteously outraged centaurs attack Umbridge after she calls them beasts of sub human intelligence. One of the reasons that Harry managed to win the final battle was that he and his allies managed to put their prejudices aside and unite to fight an evil.
In fact, there are many social issues in Meyer’s “saga” that lack conviction; for one, there is the almost total lack of social class stratification in Twilight. In Harry Potter, there are the incredibly rich Malfoys, the massive inheritance bestowed upon Harry, the middle-class Dursleys and Grangers, and at the bottom, the Weasleys, who survive from paycheck to paycheck (pre Wizardly Wheezes). Foreign influences in vampire world are limited to the Italian Volturi and a few feral vampires. Foreigners in Harry Potter include the French Beauxbatons and the Eastern European Drumstang- which includes the Bulgarian Viktor Krum. There are mentions of Foreign Ministries of Magic and even magical organizations in North America. While Bill worked as a curse-breaker in Egypt, and Charlie was among dragons in Romania, Voldemort laid low in Albania. During the Triwizard Tournament, different breeds of dragons from multiple nations are pitted against the competitors; they include the Hungarian Horntail, the Chinese Fireball, the Swedish Short-Snout, and a Welsh Green.
And don’t even get me started on the topic of feminism. Twilight is full of gender role stereotypes that ARE vampires- these sexist notions should have been dead decades ago, but instead continue to haunt this world and suffocate women of what they truly deserve. Here are some of the chauvinistic concepts present: Bella happily cooks dinner and cleans house for her father as he cleans his gun, drinks a beer, and watches football on TV. Like some housewife from the 1950’s, she acts like belongs in the kitchen. This is the 21st century, where guys can cook too! Despite Edward’s urging her to get an education and encourages her to hope and dream, she decides to stay at home, cook, and care for the family. Although I have no problems with a stay at home mom, something is definitely wrong when every woman in the series shares the same occupation. Methinks Meyers’ women enjoy staying home hiding behind their husbands. Then Edward decides to begin dictating who she may be friends with, going to the point of removing the tires from her truck. ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP ALERT!! Bella also completely falls apart when Edward leaves her, and only recovers when she begins spending time with Jacob. What’s with the constant need for a man in her life? Whenever she is exposed to peril, Jacob or Edward must come to the rescue. Bella isn’t even seen fighting side-by-side with Edward; usually she’s hiding somewhere behind him as he goes in for the kill. After discovering that Forks is in western Washington, I was even more surprised by this sexist point of view because Washington is usually pretty liberal.
This is much different than the Trio; Harry and Ron’s survival is quite dependent on Hermione’s intelligence, quick wit, and guidance. At one point, in the Chamber of Secrets, Ron ends up admitting “Where’s Hermione when you need her?” Compared to Twilight, there is no dearth of equality for women in Harry’s world. Here women can be feminine without being submissive. In the rough game of Quidditch, there are many talented female players: Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Ginny and Cho. The Holyhead Harpies is a professional all women’s team in the sport. Women also rise to prominent positions in government. Umbridge-no matter how corrupt she is- had a high standing position in the Ministry of Magic; later we learn that Hermione rises through the ranks in the same government and leads reforms that undo centuries of prejudice. They had their first woman Minister of Magic in the 1750’s! The muggle world was still being dominated by guys at that time. The females in Harry Potter truly kick ***! In the Battle of Hogwarts, students and alumni of all genders and ages unite to defend their school. Formidable female fighters on both sides include Bellatrix Lastrange, Ginny, Professor McGonnagal, Mrs. Weasley, and Tonks. Even Luna is a strong, quirky character who manages to hold her own.
And to everyone saying that the vampires of Twilight are fitter, sexier, and tougher than our wizards, I’ve got some news for you. You people really have your attraction priorities messed up. From what I’ve read of Twilight, I assume that by fitter you mean more muscular. Too many muscles on a guy is as bad as no muscles at all. In New Moon, Bella got pretty bruised up, if you know what I mean. You see, in Quidditch, the players get toned, flexible, and quick. Holding and navigating a broom probably requires strong thigh and hip muscles- when a guy has those, it’s hottest thing ever. Quidditch players also have to make quick swerves to dodge bludgers, twist their bodies to catch quaffles, reach just a little farther than their opponent to grab the snitch, and need strong arms to hurl quaffles and hit bludgers. Also, we Harry Potter fans know that brains equal beauty. A person can be the fittest hunk in the universe, but if they don’t have brains or wits, they are hideous. I’m sure that there are Harry Potter fans here in this blog who think that the Weasley twins’ witty pranks, Hermione’s intense knowledge, and any other genius, sharp-tongue, or Ravenclaw is a turn-on. Harry Potter’s characters earn their sexiness. Only the luckiest have genes on their side. In the terms of physical and mental attraction, I think that’s hotter than anything Twilight could offer- undead beings whose bodies automatically become glittery, super-strong, and super fast when they turn into vampires. So keep your “perfect” vamps; we have hot Quidditch players and gorgeous brainaics- the best of BOTH worlds.
I don’t think Meyers knows much about animals- either that or the fictional residents of Forks are incredibly stupid. In New Moon, these civilians describe the werewolves as looking like bears. Seriously, Forks is in Washington- they should know a bear when they see one! This detail is one of my pet peeves with Twilight because I volunteer at a zoo that has two Timberwolves, a Siberian Grizzly, and a pair of Black Bears. To set Meyers straight, bears and wolves are drastically anatomically and socially different. The closest they come to being related is that they both belong to the Suborder Caniformia.
what the actual fuck. grow up and learn english, girl.
Kill yourself
1. Yea, well you just swore about five more times in your little passage, and bloody hell isn’t a bad phrase. It;s like saying ‘my knee is bloody’ or ‘hell is where bad people go’
2. Umm aren’t the Volturi sadistic and kill anyone they can get their hands on? Don’t Edward, Jasper and Carlisle go on killing rampages when they’re transformed? And death IS okay and natural. Everyone will die eventually, it’s just life
3. Okay, Jane in the Volturi has a torture gift, doesn’t she? And she enjoys torturing and killing people, doesn’t she? What about when they lure all those people in to murder them?
4. EXCUSE ME?!? Britain and America produce EQUAL media. Sure, Britain has come up with some absolutely rubbish film and literature, but so has the US. I mean, look at Hannah Montana. Look at The Hangover. Look at all those stupid chick-flicks that the US has chosen to inflict upon this poor world. Abandoning what I said about both countries being equal, I’m going to defend my great nation. Isn’t your beloved Robert Pattinson British? And Britain is WAY more mature with its comedic television, bringing in educated jokes, whereas America’s television having fart jokes and jokes about toilets and stuff. Look at the literature. The UK has titles like ‘The Secret Garden’ and ‘Sense and Sensibility’ which have been made into beautiful British films starring Dame Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman and Helena Bowham-Carter, all brilliant British actors, who, incidentally, played in the Harry Potter films. And you need to get your history straight, because we were ALLIES in WW2. Nice one.
5. Well, maybe if you opened your mind up, you wouldn’t be so narrow-minded about languages. When I’m watching and reading American things, I come across some language that I don’t usually come across, but instead of assuming that British speaking is the only way of speaking, like you do with American speaking, I have come to understand these phrases and can read through them fluently, because I opened my mind.
6. Well considering that the characters are BRITISH, it would be stupid to get a bunch of American actors to come and do fake British accents and make the characters unfamiliar to the books, so they had auditions in the UK and found a cast of amazing British actors who do TALK RIGHT. Just you, as I said before, have a very narrow mind.
7. Wow, if I thought you were narrow-minded before, it was NOTHING compared to now. Just because the vampires in Twilight are goddamn perfect, the characters in Harry Potter will be real people, thank you very much. Hermione is a beautiful girl, and extremely intelligent, whereas Bella is an ignorant, shallow girl, who stands around with her mouth open half the time. Luna is her own person, she is not cookie-cutter perfect and doesn’t want to be. She is unique and is proud of it. Ron is an incredibly brave person, and this is showing that you don’t have to look like Prince Charming to have that kind of bravery. Plus, gingers are hot. Deal with it. Harry is mistreated, due to the fact that his mother dies for him, so he got the scar. And he wears glasses because he has bad eyesight, not because he’s a ‘weirdo’.
So, doesn’t freaking CHARLIE from your beloved Twilight have a mustache, and he doesn’t look evil or creepy, I personally think that Dumbledore does the mustache thing way better than Charlie. And it’s a robe, not a dress, don’t the Volturi wear them? And you can be gay, no matter HOW OLD you are. That’s like me saying ‘Oh, you’re too young to be bisexual, you have to wait until you’re older’. My great uncle is gay and he’s the most awesome person I know and he’s 73.
Your freaking vampires are unrealistic because they’re literally FLAWLESS. NO-ONE in this world is flawless and that make the characters unrelateable.
8. Once again, the Volturi are sadistic, creepy morons who kill people FOR FUN. And seriously, if your enemy was a psychopathic (look that word up, you might not know what it means), murdering wizard, do you think that he would wait until the end of the school year to kill you? No. because they want to KILL you. Not give you a lovely end of school year party. and don’t say anything about bad hair. Bellatrix’s hair is awesome and Aro from your precious little Volturi obviously uses hair gel.
Anyways, these are just a few awesome comebacks to these stupid ‘reasons’ why Harry Potter is bad.
AND HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT BECAUSE ITS SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT.
Seriously, girl, stop making a fool out of yourself. And get spellcheck.
Anyway, Raises wand!
Making a list of everything wrong here…
1. Check your spelling… That pained me to read it not counting the subject matter.
2. Robert Pattinson, you know the guy who happens to play Edward? Yeah… He’s British. So I guess you just contradicted yourself there.
3. The movies were made by an American Company but the entire setting was in the UK. The SETTING OF THE BOOK was in the UK (that’s United Kingdom aka England, Scotland, etc.) so they went for something authentic (that means realistic).
4. Beards are creepy? Really? And gingers don’t have souls? Well Eric’s Asian! I heard they don’t have souls either! And Jasper and Rosalie are blonde! They must be idiots! Oh and Rosalie is incredibly beautiful, guess she’s a sl*t. The stereo types can go on and on here…
5. Cussing, people do it all the time… Noticed you said f*** a lot.
6. The fact that when reading you couldn’t figure out the slang (like everyone else did, might I add) by the context clues, means you are really sad, and I suggest boarding your reading horizons.
7. Parents have GIVEN their kids the books after reading them, so I guess they thought they could handle the cussing.
8. Death IS natural and teaching people to come to terms with it is HEALTHY!
9. There’s violence in Twilight too. James nearly killed Bella, as did Victoria rather graphically, I might add.
10. Voldemort may of had his faults but he did want Harry stronger to prove he was better. It’s called a motive. And a decent one, I might add, unlike the Volturi who remind me of some bad High School clique… If they are as old as they say they are, they should be a little more mature than to say, “Hey, remember when that Cullen kid came with his little girlfriend?” “Yeah?” “Well, I’m bored, let’s go see if they turned her yet. And if they didn’t let’s have a giant killing party that’ll only stop after a 300 page conversation when we were gearing up for basically a war.”
11. Homophobic much? (The fear of gay people). What’s wrong with homosexuality? Nothing!! It’s better than pedophilia, beastiality, and necrophilia as seen in Twilight. Twilight also goes into sex and teaches one that they NEED a perfect boyfriend. Example form the text: Harry breaks up with Ginny for her safety. Ginny goes against Voldemort while at school, resurrects the DA and tries to go against the villains. Edward breaks up with Bella for her safety. Bella mopes for several months, turns into an emotional zombie and then tries to kill herself on multiple occasions to hear Edward’s voice. (Which is a mental disorder called schizophrenia).
12. Interviewers asked Robert Pattinson that if he wasn’t in the movies of Twilight if he would still like it. His response and I quote: “I would just mindlessly hate it.” He actually has been quoted saying Harry Potter is much better that Twilight.
These are just some of the things I’ve thought of after reading BOTH books and then your post. I will say I’m a little pro-Potter but at the same respect I would invite you to read other things… Like maybe a dictionary? Before you post a critic so you actually sound somewhat intelligent.
please, it would be good for everyone (you included) if you learnt to write before saying whatever it is you want to say! BTW, i do NOT agree with you ^ ^
Okay, you’re kidding, right? Harry Potter teaches us how important it is in life friendship, courage and honesty. Twilight tells us how important it is to have a boyfriend. And since we are talking, don’t you ever noticed that Twilight supports zoophile and necrophilia? Because if I have to choose between fuck a dog or a dead, I prefer to stay single.
Fail to the max.
Do u know what?! You didn’t understand a SHIT about HP. Do you really think a vampire that shines under the sun is better than a guy that tries to make the world a better place? Really? HP is not what you said. It’s fiction EVERY ONE KNOWS!! Oh may be you didn’t and you think magic is real and vampires do exist. Wake up! This is true life, you talk about being unrealistic but yeah a girl that get pregnant from a vampire (THAT VAMPIRES DON’T EXIST) is much more real, of course. If got many more things to say about you’re stupid comment about HP but, know what? I know what kind of girl you are, and I know that when you grow up just a little you will be ashamed about this.
ok hello my fellow humans and wizards,
i am addressing the muggle that posted this:
this will go allong side each of the posts you put
1) its part of Ron’s charactor and mrs weasley says `bitch` to belatrix because she was defending her daughter!!!!
2)they have to kill off some of the characters otherwise it isn’t dramatic enough
3) only the bad people do the torturing but thats because THEIR EVIL…..
4) racist-we brought you rould daugl for gods sakes….
5) its only confuting for certain people- you just have to be old enough (or clever enough) to follow the plot-line (and again racist)
6) granted the movies aren’t as good as they could be (learn to spell by the way compAny) and the British don’t have funny accents your the ones that don’t pronounce words properly
7) god damn it- they look the way they look because thats what they were chosen for!!!
hermionie – she is supposed to be frizzy and btw my older sister has the same hair as hermionie so dont be horrible
luna – she is supposed to be strange!!!
ron – nothing wrong with gingers..i mean im not ginger but i could have ended up ginger
and harry is supposed to look a bit dorky and he is supposed to have crappy glasses and a friggin’ scar!!!
8) ITS A FILM!!!! ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REALISTIC!!!
ok thats done but further more!!!!!!
i have never read the books because my older sister, mum AND dad all said they were crap and frankly you have to be the rudest, most obnoxious person i have ever read about (oh yeh and you have NO taste) plus what a poofy vamire – edward really????
not meaning to be offensive (ok i am ….and did u notice that i diddnt once insult the americans in this even though you brought us justin beiber as well as twishite …oops twighlit
I have nothing against Twilight fans or the books, though I’m not one for romantic novels, but I must protest to this. However I don’t have a lot of time so will keep it short.(Devoted Ravenclaw)
1. I have to point out the irony that you blot out Bloody hell and Bitch calling them swear words that should never be used then openly use the f-word later. (Also, Molly Weasly is the nicest person on the world, her calling Bellatrix a bitch was Jk Rowling showing how much Mrs. Weasly cared for her children. At the time Bellatrix was threatening Ginny and commenting of Fred’s death)
2. I am not going to point out the violence and *other* scenes in Twilight that are immensely more inappropriate for children that anything I have read in Harry Potter. (If you want them owl me, but I’d rather you didn’t) I admit the later HP books were darker than the the first few, but they were not overly graphic.
3. Again,, there is torture in Twilight too. There was even a vampire whose gift was torture. You are thinking in defense of Twilight, ‘but he’s the bad guy, he’s supposed to hurt people.’ I do believe I have made my point.
4. First, that is prejudiced. Second, get your wars straight. That was the revolutionary war , and we would not have won had the French not helped. In WWII the British were our Allies, and indeed had been fighting for much longer than we had. Also, they had to deal with constant bombings from the Germans and Daleks threatening them with bombs. -puts on stetson-
5. Yes because there is no slang in the American language. Every group of people has their own indigenous language, you are know different. In the 50th century people will be looking back and wondering why people called stuff cheesy.
6. Maybe because all the actors were British? Because it is a British book? I would also like to point out that your precious Robert Patterson, aka EDWARD, is British and played Cedric Diggory, Hufflepuff, seeker, and pretty cool. (Also in that movie was The Doctor (10) and John Lumic, Cyber leader… sorry) Also about the accenta, see what I said about indigenous languages, accents are a part of those too.
7. May I point out again that Robert Patterson was in HP before Twilight? Also beauty is not everything, HArry Potter is a book that puts emphases on that face. Hermione has frizzy uncontrollable hair, and is unbelievably smart and brave. Neville is… chubby… and not good looking, but still manages to destroy a horcrux. I find your point amazingly conceited.
8. I’m not sue to which book you are referring to in which the Dark Lord’s plans wait until the end f the year, there are things happening all throughout the books that go on throughout the term. Again owl me if you want specific details.
Now I don’t hate twilight but hate this. How dare you insult a whole nation? Fact: Without England they would be an America. Now swearing may be bad but breaking dawn. That’s just a porno. I’m Brtish and I am not taking reading this shit without commenting. Ooh no I swore, do you want to call your mummy?
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
― Stephen King
Most of all the things I want to say to defend Harry Potter has been said to be honest. Your excuse for being only 16 doesn’t cut it either sweetheart. Let’s give you something to think about: You said Men don’t wear dresses and that it’s ‘Sick’. Well, Men don’t Sparkle either.
People have been wearing robes for a long time and last time i checked your ‘Twilight Villains’ wear ‘dresses’ too.
So I read your About me saying, “…many people talking abt how Twilight sucks and stuff, so this is my fansite, becuz TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!!! Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
People are being rude about Twilight? Aren’t you doing the exact same thing to Harry Potter? Just saying too.
1. Bloody hell! There is not that much swearing! And it’s normal thing. In some movies and everything there is so much more swearing
2. Death IS normal. People die every day! And It teach us that war isn’t good thing and it hurts! And which Twilight book someone don’t die? Oh I forgot! They are vampires so they don’t die? Give me a break! And even when Harry Potter tells about magic it is realistic. The feelings are real and it’s more than teenage love story full of creepy “vampires” and “werewulfs”
3. Torture… They are BAD GUYS! Which bad guy don’t want to hurt good guys?
4. Okey this is just Sh**! British books are much better than American cause American books are SO… similar than other books. American books are full of cliches!
5. You need to go to your English lesson…. -.- They are well understandeble!
6.First good thing: siriusly. :DDD And they talk RIGHT! They are british! They speak like that. And I understand every word
7. Ugly…? UGLY? I give you two words: Tom BAMF Felton! Dumbledore creepy…? WHAT? He’s the the greatest wizard in the world! And he is old! He looks quite well when you think that Voldemort is 71 and Dumbledore was teacher when he was in school. He was propobly 70 years so Dumbledore is quite good looking 141 years old. And there IS people who are old and gay! And ITS NOT DRESS!!! IT’S A ROBE! WIZARDS WEAR ROBES!!!
8.Duh! Book 1 they didn’t get to that chember or what ever UNTIL the end of the year… Book 2 Where they said that it was end of the year? Okey it wasn’t in middle of the year but still. They had theyr testes undone! So not the end of the year… Book 3 who was the bad guy? No one? Well Peter was kind of but not really… Book 4 it WAS THE PLAN TO GET HARRY IN THIRDH TASK! Book 5 Voldemort tryed to get Harrys trust somehow that he would belive that Sirius is kidnapped. Book 6 Dumbledore TOLD SNAPE WHEN TO KILL HIM (that comes to next book how ever…) But still. And Draco needed to fix that cabinet… And it took a year. And Draco TRYED to kill Dumbledore ALL YEAR so it wasn’t like just in the end of the year…. Book 7 Harry was looking horcruxes… So he finds out that the last one is in Hogwarts. And they go there in was it 2nd in May? However It’s then BECAUSE they didn’t know that one of the horcruxes was there.
AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!? WHAT THE!? It just makes the book so MYSTERIOUS! And it’s A GOOD THING! It leaves us possibility to use our imagination!
Reasons why I hate Twilight:
1. The Fans. You said that Harry Potter fans makes fun of Twilight fans? Well it’s just joking around. What you call this? Childish, impolite, evil… It would be good to me if you fans would just take a pictures where you told that this is Sirius Black, copy of our SEXYMEGAHOTJACOB BLACK (which is not true. HP was firts and HP is not copying the Twilight. And Jacob is not SEXYMEGAHOT)
2. Werewulfs? Duh! Everybody knows that werewulfs turn to wulfs when it is fullmoon!
3. Vampires don’t sparcle. Siriusly, they are pale, blood eating undead, not over manly BAMF’s who eat animal blood…
4. The story… Yak! Full of cliches and it’s too… foreseeable. Who would guess that Sirius dies? Or Dumbledore? Or Snape is really a good guy who loves Lily? Nobody. Who would guess that Bella would turn to vampire? EVERYONE!
6. Our Bellatrix vs. Your Bella. DUH! Bellatxix BAMF Lestrange! She’s just… Better than anyone!
7. Bella vs. Ginny. Ginny fight against bravely when Bella just cryes when Edward leaves him and get herself to trouble just to see him.Creepy!!!!!
… You know twilight is based in Scotland….
1. Bloody hell! There is not that much swearing! As someone already said, Bloody isn’t swearword. And it’s totally normal that people swear.
2. Death IS normal. People die every day! And It teach us that war isn’t good thing and it hurts! And which Twilight book someone don’t die? Oh I forgot! They are vampires so they don’t die? Give me a break! Vampires can die, as you know but not like humans. BUT in Twilight people die! And not only good guys die… Also bad guys (like Bellatrix, Voldemort, many Death Eaters) die!
3. Torture… They are BAD GUYS! Which bad guy don’t want to hurt good guys? And book 1 to 3 there is no torture almost at all. In book 4 they first time HEAR about crucio. And see it!
4. Okey this is just Sh**! British books are much better than American cause American books are SO… similar than other books. Most of American books. Like Twilight. And Britain DIDN’T FOUGHT AGAINST AMERICA IN WW2!!! America and Britain fought together against Germany!
5. You need to go to your English lesson…. -.- If you haven’t read books or watch the movies sure I understand that you don’t know what means muggle? Which you totally are… But it’s normal English! I don’t speak English for my mother language and I still understand it!
6.First good thing: siriusly. :DDD And they talk RIGHT! They are british! They speak like that. And I understand every word.
7. Ugly…? UGLY? I give you two words: Tom BAMF Felton! AND Robert Pattinson was playing Cedric Diggory! So saying HP actors are ugly you are thinking that Edward is ugly? ;)) Dumbledore creepy…? WHAT? He’s the the greatest wizard in the world! And he has a beard. So is Santa!
8.Duh! Book 1 they didn’t get to that chember or what ever UNTIL the end of the year… Book 2 Where they said that it was end of the year? Okey it wasn’t in middle of the year but still. They had theyr testes undone! So not the end of the year… Book 3 who was the bad guy? No one? Well Peter was kind of but not really… Book 4 it WAS THE PLAN TO GET HARRY IN THIRDH TASK! Book 5 Voldemort tryed to get Harrys trust somehow that he would belive that Sirius is kidnapped. Book 6 Dumbledore TOLD SNAPE WHEN TO KILL HIM (that comes to next book how ever…) But still. And Draco needed to fix that cabinet… And it took a year. And Draco TRYED to kill Dumbledore ALL YEAR so it wasn’t like just in the end of the year…. Book 7 Harry was looking horcruxes… So he finds out that the last one is in Hogwarts. And they go there in was it 2nd in May? However It’s then BECAUSE they didn’t know that one of the horcruxes was there.
So why I think HP is better than Twilight:
1. Twilight fans. You say that we are rude. What is this?! You write this kind of thinks about HP and we just do pictures where says that we are not in the team Edward, We are in DA
2. Vampires don’t sparkle and werewolves turn to wolves in full moon, not by it’s own will.
3. It’s full of cliches. It’s another teenage love story which is so unrealistic. Now you say that so is HP. Magic doesn’t make it unrealistic. In HP the feeling is real. Who is so nut head that bloody runs to dangerous just to see that boy who is few 100 years old and left you? Who cries for that? Nobody? Or are you so desperate that if your boyfriend lives you you are going to stalk him? I don’t think so
Look, you had to make 8 thinks to hate HP I had to make 3 to hate Twilight. So HP will ALWAYS be better until the very end.
Oh this came twice… Well to this I thinked more
You, my friend, are, in the words of the beloved Hermione Granger, a foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach! Also, the stupidest person I have never had the displeasure of meeting. Reading this rubbish made me think “Wow, I cannot believe they allow people to be this ignorant of decent literature!”. So why don’t you take your precious little twilight (which, may I add, I have read, so its not like I don’t know what I’m talking about when I say that it truly is shit) and shove it right up your arse and grab a decent piece of reading material! OK, if you don’t like Potter, try The Hunger Games! Wait, you wouldn’t like it because people die. Try To Kill A Mockingbird, or Lord of the Flies. OR Lord of the Rings. Something DECENT!
Dumb bitch.
PS. In case you din’t understand what I wrote, here it is in plain English:
YOU ARE STUPID!
OMG lol! you have got to be kidding me :O you’re the fucking dumb ass, with your spelling mistakes and incorrect world war two information!!
FYI I’m british and just so you know, it’s girls like you that make brits hate america! so well done you. And how dare you go on here and insult my country like that!! Its really disgusting some of the things you said!!
Harry Potter is a million times better than Twilight!! Our charlie is in Romania looking after dragons, your charlie is a single dad, with a gun and anger management! Our Black family are the most epic bad asses in the world! With the one exception of Sirius, the bravest character ever to be portrayed on paper and who gave his life for his best friends son! Your Black family are dogs wtf????
When the love of Hermione Granger’s life left her,
she continued to search for the keys to destroying,
the worlds most powerful dark wizard of all time.
When the love of Bella Swan’s life left her,
she curled up in a fetal position, went numb for months,
then jumped off a cliff.
I mean what does that really say about Twilight huh?
You said no one should be gay and old (no homophobia)
WTF thats HORRIBLE you idiot!! thats so mean and unnecessarily offensive!
WTF also you dumb ass!!! You said Harry Potter was made by an American company!?!? No it fucking wasn’t!!!! Warner Bros. is the most renowned BRITISH film company in the world!!!! What the helll!!!!!
Do you know that Edward is 1) BRITISH and 2) was also in harry potter. Plus all the characters are already DEAD in Twilight and what you said about the bad guys torturing people for fun what do you think Jane does? I love both set of books and films but i would rather my kids read Harry Potter when they are young and Twilight when they are teenagers as the thought of vampires may scare them. Just my little say U.K RULE 🙂 X
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Okay. I cannot resist addressing some of these things…
1. The swearing in HP is some of the most minor swearing I’ve ever read in a book. There’s really not a lot of it at all, and nothing too bad either… especially when you compare it with some of the swearing in YA books today.
2. It does get quite violent, yes. But people die. You lose people you love, it happens in life. It might be depressing and sad but it is realistic. It’s horrible when people close to you die, but it IS a natural part of life… To quote Yoda: “Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force.” x) Within HP there are many important life lessons. One such lesson is that people die, and when it happens to someone you love, no matter how much you might love and miss someone, you’ve got to move on with your life, you’ve got to keep living.
3. Torture is awful, but it, too, happens – not to everyone, of course, but it does happen. It is not meant to teach people that it’s okay, quite the opposite! Like someone commented above, it doesn’t make the book bad, it merely shows the more sinister side of human nature. Torture is in many books – Twilight is one of them.
4. As to it being British… how does that automatically mean HP sucks? You saying ‘British stuff is never as good as American stuff’ well that’s your opinion, that’s not a known fact. I for one like a lot of American stuff, and British stuff as well. What you’re saying – HP is British and thus it’s LOGICAL that Twilight is better – that’s utter folly. I can barely reply to this because it’s so silly, but just because something is American doesn’t automatically make it higher quality. How can you even… I don’t understand how you can think like that, that is some fuzzy logic you’ve got there.
5. If you find something in a book that you don’t understand, look it up. Simple. But if you’re that bothered by the British slang you could just get the American versions of the books.
6. ‘Funny accents’ what on EARTH are you on about? I’m pretty sure you just like to rant about nothing, or you’re scrambling to get some bad stuff about HP down here, because… bloody hell, they way they talk is absolutely fine, there’s nothing wrong with it at all. Harry Potter is set in Britain, they’re supposed to have British accents, so that makes sense, unlike the drivel you’re spouting. They’re not even thick accents, they’re perfectly understandable.
7. ‘The characters are ugly’ once again that’s your opinion, I for one do not think that at all, and well… I’ve got to say, you’re very shallow, it seems to me. Why are you so focused on the way people look? That’s got absolutely nothing to do with how good a series is. ‘Gingers don’t have souls’ is a load of rubbish. The colour of one’s hair cannot dictate whether or not one has a soul. Oh, you were joking, well that was really funny. -.-
Beards are creepy? Moustaches make one look evil? REALLY?
Dumbledore does not wear a dress! He wears a robe. That’s clearly stated, and clear for the eyes to see, too.
What you commented about old people…that they’re not allowed to be gay…that is horrendously horrid of you, completely shallow and utterly INCORRECT. Where’s the logic in that? What you’re saying is, if someone is homosexual in their young life, they’ve got to somehow become heterosexual before they get too old? FOOLISH. I seriously spit my cereal everywhere when I read this inane comment of yours. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with being homosexual no matter what age you are. It is not creepy in the slightest. But I really don’t have anything against homosexuality… you, on the other hand, seem to have some issues with it, whether or not you claim otherwise.
8. Thank you for making me LAUGH. The villains are unrealistic in Harry Potter, but not in Twilight? Are you insane? Please, are you feeling all right? Twilight’s villains sparkle in the sunlight. They have no reason to be evil besides the fact that they’re vampires, and the Volturi never really did anything but sit on their thrones anyway.
The villains in Harry Potter are realistic. They weren’t born evil. They got that way because of things that happened to them. For instance, Voldemort was never loved. His father abandoned him before he was born, his mother died giving birth to him and he was left in an orphanage. And because he was conceived under the effects of a love potion, Voldemort himself can never love. Can’t you see the logic in that? When his mother stopped giving his father the potion in hopes that he might now love her for real, he ran off, because the love was never REAL, it was forced by a potion. Of course all this is going to affect a kid in some way. With Voldemort… well, it twisted him, poisoned his mind. All he wanted was power, he couldn’t love anyone, he used people for his own ends and barely anyone except crazy Bellatrix was ever really loyal to him, except out of fear, and that was his downfall.
The dementors are very realistic villains, in truth. They’re based on depression. I myself have suffered from depression, and it really does suck the life out of you – or, it will, if you let it. It’s hard, but you can beat it. It tries to take everything you are from you. Suck all your happiness away. I would sometimes get so low that I felt I’d never be happy again, and that’s what these dementors do – they suck out your soul, and just coming near you they make you feel so cold, and like you’ll never be happy again. But with Expecto Patronum and the happiest thought you can muster, you can defeat them! My happy thought is Harry Potter. It combats my dementors. ❤
In life villains, bad people, they do torture people for fun. It might've never happened to you… but it is out there, this horrible stuff, it does happen to people. There are sadistic, psychotic murderers out there that get pleasure from doing this stuff.
You say the Harry Potter fans are rude. Well, I'm sure some of them are, I cannot claim to know them all. But I do not go around saying all Twilight fans are stupid simply because they like Twilight. I myself don't try to lord anything over anyone. You're free to like what you like, but I am definitely going to comment when someone says ridiculous things about HP that aren't even true, for one, but are also going against everything Harry Potter stands for.
Your entire post was a failure, I've got to say it.
Good day.
I would agree with some people commenting on your blog but it seems like they too have yet to understand the wonders of spell check. And that sort of contradicts their points. And I also don’t like it when people use “your” instead of “you’re” and some of the spelling errors are just… yeah.
I still believe this is satire 🙂 =)) Lyk seriosly = This could be called satire/mockery. 🙂
OK…Are you fuckin’ retarded or what?!
1. “There’s so much swearing.” I read Twilight and you know they said “shit” a couple of times. And admit it, “Bloody Hell” isn’t that much of a swearword.
2.” Its too violent.” Please, in Twilight James isn’t that violent at all (and that’s just Twilight i don’t even want to talk about other parts).
3.” in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN!” Harry Potter isn’t teaching people that torturing is okay,so shut the fuck up.
4/5/6. You have no rights to insult UK and British language! UK rules! (No,I’m not a British)
7. “The chracters are ugly.” The HP cast is the best cast! Your ugly little sparkling vampires are quite impersonal. Emma is much nicer than Kristen and Luna is amazing.RON ISN’T UGLY you bitch! And gingers have souls you know! And Harry is much better than Edward!
And when you said that beard and mustaches are creepy I laugh. I’m not going to comment the beard thing any more because it’s obvious that you made a fool of your self.
8.”WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!” Voldemort’s a villain. If he was all ‘ohh i didn’t mean to hurt you, are you okay?’ he would be the good guy. Voldemort makes a awesome villain unlike your Volturi. The Twilight would be a 100 times better if they just killed Edward!
And I don’t think Harry Potter is better than Twilight, I know it!
Soo… AVADA KEDAVRA to all Twilight fans!
HARRY POTTER RULES!
HAHAHAH Trollolololol.
Because there is no other answer for this. I just watched Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Oh my, I have never laughed so hard in my life.
So, um,…. I have no soun? The crap is a soun? e-e Even though. I have no soun.
Okay, um. Wow. Honestly, you have got to be joking around. Are you totally serious with this?
It doesn’t matter about the accents, or the appearances. what matters is the message/moral of the story, and how intriguing the storyline is. I mean, come on, Harry Potter is known by almost three quarters of the world. It is a major franchise, because of the amazing writing quality, the thrilling storyline, and the overall production of it.
In Harry Potter, Hermione teaches girls to be brave, and that you don’t have to be defined by what people say, and that you can make things happen if you try hard enough.
What did Bella try and teach us? that you can’t be someone without a man.
And just for the record, that comment about british people was racist.
Also, there’s nothing wrong with being homosexual. If you think it’s so wrong to be homosexual when you’re older, what do you think younger people do? Do they just sorta grow out of it?
I myself am pansexual, which means I date boys, girls, and transgender. I don’t wanna grow out of it, and I believe I never will. I’ll be just fine in my old age, being a pansexual princess.
Villains are meant to be sadistic and creepy. What’s the point in having a villain being all “Oh, if it’s alright with you, I’m going to kill you now? Is that okay?”
VIllains are supposed to enjoy killing! That’s why they have said title.
Also, if you think Harry Potter is too violent and gory, well, um, you might want to re-watch the twilight movies. I do recall seeing a detatched head, a vampire being literally torn apart, and a particularly gory birth scene.
Now, I’ve seen scarier, but all I just listed is ten times worse than the stuff in harry potter.
And the swearing? Bloody hell is not that bad. and they used the word ‘Bitch’ once.
-Just someone who opposes your opinion
Harry Potter has a plot, twilight has not.
Britain is a wonderful country, but yes, it is very underrated. It’s good that HP has got so many fans. Because now Britain FINALLY gets some cred. It’s always celebrities from the USA, USA and once again USA. Stop hating, you are just really pathetic.
I am not british. I am actually a swede. And you should probably stop loving twilight. It seems like it has made you fucked up.
Dude. Twilight has like a whole chapter describing bella and Edward having sex. Full detail. Not appropriate for kids. And Jacob falls in love with a baby. And you say dumbledore is creepy? That’s straight up child molester right there. HP<3
excuse me, but I am British (which, by the way should be capitalized) and I find this extremely offensive. The BBC’d like to have word! And what makes it confusing? The extra letters in “colour” and “favourite”? And all of these things like death and torture just make the book so extremely magnificent! The use of “bloody ‘ell” is very common here! JK Rowling is one of my favourite authors – and I have no idea who wrote Twilight!
And P.S. Bellatrix LeStrange DESERVED to be called a BITCH and then killed.
Good day to you
Please for the love of God LEARN TO SPELL! You sound like a 12 year old drama queen. Plus you are being blatantly racist. Saying that because the books are British that they are second class? Some of the most respected literature of all time is British, ever heard of Romeo and Juliet, Jane Eyre, Hamlet, Pride and Prejudice, or Wuthering Heights (Which is even mentioned in your precious Twilight). Also America fought along side the British during WWII, without their help we wouldn’t have won. You say the torture in the books is bad for children and teach them that torture is good? I started reading Harry Potter at five, I have read the entire series 10 times, and I have never believed torture is good. The antagonist (I realize that might be a big word for you but you should really learn it) aren’t realistic because they enjoy the torture of others? Have you ever heard of the Holocaust? Adolf Hitler and his Nazi party killed 6 million Jews and tortured millions more for “fun”. Another thought, lots of people see Harry Potter as an allegory (another word you probably don’t know, look it up) representing World War II. Does Twilight have any kind of symbolic meaning to…anything…. Next time before you start trolling on a world respected series please know what you are talking about.
Hahahahahahahahaahaha. I love when ignorant people attempt to state their opinion and just make themsleves look like idiots. I needed a good laugh. Thanks!
In all seriousness though, I highly suggest you reconsider your ethnocentric and bigamist comments. They will get you nowhere. Quite honestly I am ashamed that The United States is represented by people like you.
Well my friend, or should I say my new found enemy. Here are a few reasons why twilight kinda sucks.
1. It has been said that the werewolves of the story have quite the mouthes on them. Clearly they curse in twilight just about as much if not more than Harry Potter.
2.People die in twilight left and right. Sometimes more brutally than in Harry OPotter. you have the innocent citizens of Forks being picked off by ravenous vampires just passing through. Not to mention the fact that the Cullen clan goes ninja on all the newborns and train themselves to chop off their heads. Also all the witnesses for the Volturi are going to be hunted down and murdered by said volturi.
3. There is a lot of torture in Twilight. James tortures Bella in the first book. Sorry if you dont having ur leg snapped in half as torture. I mean I guess that doesn’t hurt right. Nothing you can’t get over. Not to mention the villainous Jane who tortures Edward.
4. British literature and other such medias are often much better than American lit. Clearly you haven’t been paying attention in your English class. And you must have skipped your history classes because if you had attended you would know that the British are our allies and were involved in WWII long before us Americans got involved. Oh and by the way just in case you want to pass a history exam someday we helped the british defeat the Germans in WWII.
5/6. There is no wrong way to talk however if you talk like you write I suggest you go to a speech therapist. You have no mastory of the english language. The actors do not talk funny because they have a british accent. you have some kind of accent I’m sure. My guesss it’s not pretty. The British accent is one of the nicest sounding in the world, not just my oppion, there have been polls. And as far as slang goes American slang is much much worse. The British slang is tactful and witty. I don’t think you’d find many Brits going around screaming “What up dog! What’s Crack- a- lackin? or “what up my brother. Both of these are American slang and personally I find them offensive.
7. When were turned down by Daniel Radcliffe that made you say Harry Potter is ugly? No where in the books does it say he’s ugly. As for Ron he isn’t ugly either. Nor is Hermione especially if remember the Yule Ball where she was exonified for being very beautiful. And even if the characters were ugly that’s still not the point of teh story. And as far as beards and moustaches go I was not aware that they were creepy. In fact I know many people who have beards and moustaches and only one of them is creepy but I’m not getting into that. As far as Dumbledore goes about being gay. You do realize that the 20 year olds today who are gay are going to be old later in life and they’ll still be gay. Are they gonna be creep then?
8. And as far as the villains being unrealistic goes… Seriously? Compared to the twilights villains who on occasion will sparkle in the sun the Potter villiains are very realistic. You have Voldemort who’s father abandoned him before he was born because he found out that his mother was a witch and spent his early years in an orphanage where he didn’t fit in. Then you have Bellatrix who was rasied to believe that Purebloods were superior and was also madly inlove with Voldemort who only abused her and did not return the feelings. Unrequitted love’s a bitch. Not to mention she spent 14 years in azkaban where the dementors sucked what was left of her sanity out. To be honest I have nothing against the Twilight villains being unrealistic but that i just because it is a fictional story and fiction doesn’t have to be realistic.
Reasons why people shouldn’t believe a word this girl says:
1) Her grammar is terrible. It’s spelt movies, not movys.
2) She doesn’t quite understand some of the concepts brought up by JK Rowling – for example: torture isn’t promoted in these books! Unlike in Twilight, Harry Potter’s enemies are made quite clear after Voldemort and his Death Eaters kill Harry’s parents and torture Neville’s and repeatedly try to kill Harry!
3) The deaths in the books teach us that friends will always be there for us no matter what – and also brings us into the real world where happy endings don’t happen without a fight.
4) Bitch is actually the correct name for a female dog, an accurate description of Bellatrix Lestrange. I’ll give you the other mentioned swear word.
5) If you think that Harry Potter scares young children more than Twilight, think again! At least Harry Potter is placed in a magical world – Twilight promotes the idea that we could be eaten at any time!
6) I’ve always been a fan of “let the numbers/audience decide”. People are generally more interested in Harry Potter than Twilight. This is sated in ticket sales, book sales and general population quizzes.
7) Harry Potter allows room for emotion. I bet even you felt something at the loss of Fred, or Dumbledore, or Snape. Bella has one face for every occasion. BORING.
Anyway, I don’t mean any offense as I write the above comment, but just take this into consideration when thinking about the better of Twilight and Harry Potter.
I have to say, you completely defeated the purpose of number one by the use of your own foul language. So, Ron can’t say hell, but it’s ok for you to say f*cking? odd.
You must be 12 years old, and still have a lot to learn about life, dear.
You’re stupid.
They have mostly summed it up but you are just an ignorant, small-minded person. Open you’re mind by reading How to kill a mockingbird or My father’s daughter. Read both if you can. And true fans love the book better than the movies. Like any fans for harry potter, Percy Jackson, Hunger games, TWILIGHT, etc. If you are 16 then how are you so narrow-minded and ignorant??? If you really think having a boy friend is that important and that you would jump of a cliff about it, I think you are just senseless. If you’re not that great in history, math, geography, etc. then why don’t you at least have common sense??? Please quit posting these articles about Harry Potter and just keep calm and carry on. If you even have a life. Thanks and contact me at cupcake264269@yahoo.com.
Dear God, I pray that this is a joke. Your only valid argument is Voldemort’s plans being enacted at the end of the school year, which is indisputably a minor flaw. How can you be so arrogant as to say that Americans are superior to Brits in every way? If an American had a bowel movement and a British artist made an oil painting, would the bowel movement be superior by default? Also, the British were our ALLIES during WWII. This post must’ve been one teeming mass of comedic sarcasm because I just couldn’t stop laughing.
I think it’s interesting how you say that people shouldn’t be reading words like hell and bitch when later you write fuck. Also, just because we are Americans/live in America, does not mean that we’re better than everyone else. You say how much you dislike Harry Potter, and then you watch the movies just so you can complain about the accents that BELONG THERE. They put British actors and actresses in there because it’s a British series. And what’s this nonsense about how people not liking Twilight is rude, but then you’re going around saying normal people are ugly? Yeah, Dumbledore was supposed to be gay, but he isn’t. And no one but the girls wear dresses. I’m not saying that this is ok or something, but tons of sadistic, creepy people go around killing others for fun. IN REAL LIFE. So stop your whining and get a hold of yourself. Magic isn’t real, and neither are vampires. You know that right? Your logic is so insanely twisted.
Avada Kedavra.
You know what? I would have a go at you, insult you and explain why you are such an idiot, but JK taught us Potterheads not to hate on someone because of race, gender, sexuality, colour or any kind of difference. Maybe you should you read HP instead, because you could learn some serious lessons, and Meyer obviously isn’t giving you those. JK didn’t just create a series of books, she created a legend, a philosophy and a childhood. When Meyer does the same, feel free to re-post this, but I have the feeling you won’t be posting this, ever again.
And as just a friendly tip for you, please read a History book, it was the American Revolution, not WW2 when America beat Britain. And also, if you are descended from a Native American tribe, then you can class yourself as American, if not, the odds are your ancestors were British…
so, part of me definitely believes that you are just doing this to troll. Yet, there is a part of me that can actually believe someone like you could be this stupid. So, I’ve read through the comments and most of what needs to be said has been said, but let me just go through them as well.
1. As someone pointed out, yes “bloody” is an English swear word and “hell” is universal. However, it’s not used much until the 4th and 5th books which is when the characters are more mature and that kind of language (unfortunately) can be expected. All of that is, however, a preface to the fact that you cursed more (and with FAR more insulting/”worse” words) in this post than almost the entire series! But, people shouldn’t have to read that kind of stuff, right?
2. First of all, death IS ok and natural. Everyone dies and it’s not that it’s a terrible unspeakable thing for it to happen. This, however, is NOT the point of the deaths in Harry Potter. In fact, the deaths are lamented because they died so young. The fact that main characters die only shows how realistic the book is and the depth of JK Rowling’s ability. Also, you clearly didn’t like them dying which shows even you (who supposedly hates it) grew an attachment to the characters which is because JK Rowling’s writing is so superior to most. And when you say “who wants to read that kind of thing” there are a lot of people that do because that level of care for characters is appealing to most people who want to read books, not the trash that is Twilight.
3. This was where I started chuckling. I read the first two points and thought “oh she’s pretty stupid” but got here and it became funny. Only the evil characters torture, and by the very fact that they are indeed the BAD guys this shows that torture is NOT viewed as ok nor acceptable! And if you think that’s too depressing and dark, you say that you’re a high schooler (although I truly hope this isn’t true because it means America is in worse shape than I thought), how are you going to read anything in a high school English class? Frankenstein is considered a classic and you will probably have to read it at some point (though I doubt you go to college with the intellect you have shown here and if you’re high school doesn’t make you read it you would never choose to read it because it is actually a great piece of literature) and it is INCREDIBLY depressing and dark. Yet, the world has called it a great text.
4. And though I chuckled at point 3, I doubled over laughing at the fourth. It’s actually because of this that I have reason to think you’re just a troll. As others have said, no. The British did NOT fight against us in WWII, they fought with us which means they were called our allies. I hope I put that in words so that you learned what the term “allies” means. If not, feel free to comment and I’ll try again. You clearly need as much education as you can get. To teach you another word, your syllogism was entirely wrong. Syllogism is the part where you said “America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better.” Your initial premise that “America is the top country in the world” led to the two facts “Twilight is American” and “Harry Potter is British” and the conclusion that because anything American must be better “Twilight is better.” For a syllogism to be effective, however, first the initial premise must be true, which yours isn’t. America is a powerhouse, but it is not THE powerhouse. As you have already asked about, America has a deficit which means that we owe money to a lot of countries, China specifically. There are plenty of other countries that are very close to America in power, and like it or not Britain is one of them. Your two facts are true. Harry Potter was written by a British author (though you said Harry Potter is in and of itself British which isn’t entirely true, it is not a citizen of Britain, but your point was clear) and Twilight an American. You also had a problem with then not explaining how America being the supposed top country in the world made anything American better than anything British. So, therefore, by using logic, I have disproved your syllogism. You should appreciate this as you tried to use logic to prove something. If you would like to reply and tell me how you would fix your syllogism and change it so that it works again, please feel free. I would love to see logically why that point makes sense.
5. I am absolutely unaware of what you’re talking about. I know nothing of British slang and there wasn’t a single word in the entire series I didn’t understand. I think you might be confusing your lack of knowledge of the English language entirely with British slang. Which makes it clear why the books would be confusing for you, even one as basic as Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s/Philosopher’s Stone. In that case, I absolutely see why Twilight would be the read for you that is easier to understand. She took the plot very slowly, used only basic words, and took what could have been one book and made it four. This probably makes it easier for you to understand. The fact that you can’t comprehend a normal reading pace/language doesn’t mean, however, that Harry Potter sucks. In fact, it would imply that Harry Potter is much better because it is at a higher level. Hopefully, someday you will be there too and can enjoy it at that point.
6. Out of curiosity where are you from? The actors were British portraying British characters using British accents. I don’t know a single American that had a hard time following the movies. Also, the fact that you are using the movies as a reason why the BOOK series sucks is odd. You have to either argue about the movies or books, not both. They are very different.
7. I’m sure it bothers you that there is a description of what the characters look like, especially the girls, since you’re a twilight fan seeing as Bella is never described. Hermione, however, is told to be beautiful in the fourth book if you remember, so not she isn’t ugly. And your description of Dumbledore and why that is wrong is just too dumb to reply to.
8. The villains are actually quite realistic. You made it seem that you are American, so you have heard the horror stories of what happens in America. There are plenty of real life villains who kidnap, torture, abuse, mutilate, and do any number of horrible things to people. Just watch TV.
In conclusion, I really hope you suddenly get smarter. You clearly have no idea what you’re talking about. If you have any questions, feel free to comment, though I doubt you will. If any of this was “comfusing” at all, please ask and I will be happy to explain it to you
Look, all those things you said are really offensive. Beards are creepy. My dad has a beard. Gingers are ugly and have no soul. My best friend and her entire family are gingers and they are fucking awesome. Hermione is a frizzy haired freak. But guess what? She is brilliant, brave, and probably prettier than you’ll ever be. Dumbledore is gay. So what? Who gives a crap? People are allowed to love whoever they want. People have to die in Harry Potter. You know why? Because it just symbolizes how hard it will be for everyone to pull through this. The most offensive part of these retarded statements is the British part. That was mean. So what if J.K. Rowling is British; she wrote a better love story in one chapter than Stephanie Meyer could write in 4 books. Rowling could write circles around Meyer. And the AMERICAN producers picked BRITISH people to play the parts because that’s more realistic. So one more thing… HARRY POTTER WHOOPS TWILIGHT’S ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Are you stupid or something? Cuz this was a fail.
I truly don’t believe you are in any position to criticize the works of J.K. Rowling when you obviously have no appreciation for literature whatsoever.
1. The swearing is so limited in all the novels, J.K’s publishers didn’t want her publishing a lot of profanity. In the books she uses phrases instead like: “Ron swore loudly” and not even use the word her said. And this book wasn’t exactly written for a 5 year old to read, it’s not a bedtime story, it’s literature. Compare this to all the sex implications in the Twilight books.
2. Again, this series is not a bedtime story and if you read the books, you’d understand that a WAR is going on. A war. This isn’t a peaceful part of the wizarding world where some random guy goes around killing people for no damn reason. If you actually read and tried to understand the books, you would make the connection that Voldemort’s motives are almost directly linked to Hitler’s ideals, that it’s scary. J.K. wrote it that way and it makes it more realistic. World War 2 and the Holocaust is something that almost everyone learns about in their history classes. Yes, good people die, sometimes for no good reason, but that’s life. Just because you can escape the idea of death by reading Twilight, doesn’t mean that it’s still there when you set the book down. If you think it’s better to dodge the fact that death is a natural part of human life, then you are going to have a lot of trouble facing that fact when you are 85 years old and on your deathbed.
3. Again, this is a war. Voldemort’s mindset is wrong and horrible, but so was Hitler’s, so are the murder’s that kill people DAILY. Torture is so wrong on many levels, but think about the girl who just got raped the other day. It’s what people do and people are crazy for it but it’s not something that can simply be avoided by not talking about it.
4. How dare you make the conclusion that America is better than all other countries. I am American, and I am proud, but that does not mean I am proud about all the decisions our government makes and all the topics we put on our media. Harry Potter is true literature that can be torn apart, analyzed, and you can find that every sentence means something deeper than the surface of it. Rowling was absolutely brilliant with all her symbolism, metaphors, and morals she posed throughout all the novels. She put so much thought into every word she used and it took every character and their lines seriously. Her plot points continue to thrill me, no matter how many times I’ve read each book. I have learned so much from reading these books such as love conquers all, your true friends will always be there for you, being different is part of you, and “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” What does Twilight teach you? That you must give up all your own ideas, morals, beliefs, and values to get a boyfriend. Yes, I have read all the Twilight books and they satisfied me during the time I read them; but after I put the book down, I literally felt nothing. I didn’t feel moved, motivated, or affected in anyway. Harry Potter gives me all those feelings. Just because Britain lost in World War 2 does not make our literature better than theirs by default. Also, your grammar and writing is horrible. But obviously since you’re American, you’re better than J.K, right?
5. Honestly, I do not see how this is relevant at all to Harry Potter being bad. I can understand it perfectly and I had not concept of British slang before I read these books. You learn with the books. Rowling writes in such a great manner, that at any moment in the story I can explain to you perfectly what is going on. However, in Stephanie Myer’s third book, I had a headache the entire time they talked about/went to the Volturi.
6. THE ACTORS ARE BRITISH BECAUSE IT IS A BRITISH BOOK SERIES. Why would they use American actors if the novels take place in the U.K. and the writer is from the U.K? The reason you probably don’t understand it is because you just watch American movies, read American books, and focus on American culture. If you expanded your interests to other countries and even other states in the U.S, you’d understand that everyone has a different accent. Do you complain about New Yorkers being in movies because they have a thick New York accent and you can’t understand them? No, you don’t. Because it is American and narrow-minded people like you have no concept for anything outside of the U.S.
7. These actors that they use for the characters are some of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever seen. Actors are different than character’s though and the actors portray each character’s flaws so well. Just because the directors don’t airbrush Emma Watson does not make her ugly and the fact that Hermione has brains is such a great thing for girls to look up to. I want to be smart because I know it’ll help me in the long run (such as when Hermione lands a successful after she defeats Lord Voldemort). Luna is so different and odd that anyone can feel accepted when they read about her. She shows people how to embrace their differences, where as we understand through the Twilight series, if you are not an flawless vampire, you’re ugly. And again, for Harry and Ron. You are different and that’s what makes you yourself. Everyone has flaws and these characters have helped me get over my insecurities about myself.
Also, Dumbledore is not “creepy” because he has a beard and is gay. If you truly read the books, you’d understand his character more so I’m not even going to try and argue with this one. This is just stupid.
8. Again, read the fucking books and go out into the real world. I live about 7 miles away from a city where people get murdered, raped, shot, tortured every night. I hear it on the news and I have a better sense of real life villains. Also, those “creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks” are his followers. Refer to Hitler’s Nazis and tell me they aren’t realistic.
Overall, your points are extremely invalid and I don’t see any point in arguing anymore with you. I wish you would open your mind to reality and life in general. Harry Potter may be fiction, but I can relate to every single one of the characters because they are real people with flaws and values, just like me. I can go out into the real world and connect everything I’ve learned in these novels to life. However, I can only connect how to please a vampire boy to my dreams, but only if I did have dreams about vampires. I know you have had many comments on this post, but here’s another one for you to sift through and maybe next time you should understand before you judge.
As a person who had read BOTH Harry Potter AND the entire Twilight series, as well as actually having a brain, I will say that they can not be compared in this way. Harry Potter is about a boy growing up to kill the evil man that killed his parents and save his friends and “family” (aka the Weasleys) wear as Twilight is about a girl that falls madly in love with a vampire and wants to be a vampire and has basically every emotional problem that teenagers go through. Second, your reasons are not valid, and I will go through one by one and explain why.
1. The other than Molly saying bi*ch in response to Bellatrix trying to KILL HER DAUGHTER!!!, bloody hell isn’t that high on thing that should not be said, and is not nearly as bad as your using the F bomb several times in this article. And its for “Young Adults,” which is like 10ish to 18ish, and so they have almost certainly heard worse in School, than in HP.
2. Twilight is also violent, the Volturi kill a little girl just because she was created by the wrong side, and they kill people just to feed when they could be “vegetarian” like the Cullens. Also, people actually die, its a fact of life, and even if we don’t like when it happens it would be a pretty boring series if no one died. And death IS OK and natural, it’s a fact of life. And Bella gets depressed, and Twilight is also very depressing at times.
3. The torture in HP is done by the BAD GUYS! Evil people in the real world do the same thing, and by it being done by the bad guys it is actually showing that torture IS NOT OK.
4. OK, this one might take a while. First off, you are a moron to say that Britain fought AGAINST us in WW2, they fought WITH America in BOTH world wars. Second, just because a country is “better” than another doesn’t make everything in it better, for example, most people would say America is better than Britain, but Britain has better education, less CO2 emmisions, a lower percentage of obesity, a lower divorce rate, as well as more people talking CORRECTLY (meaning using ACTUAL word for their ACTUAL meaning). So, some could even say that GREAT Britain is better than America, especially with the political problems of the two terms before Obama. And America IS NOT the most advanced country any more, there are several countries that have taken the lead and are now becoming more developed than us, including a better education.
5. Unless you have no comprehension of the ENGLISH language, then Harry Potter is a very easy book to understand, I was reading them, and understanding what they said, when I was like 7 or 8! So unless you are a moron that can’t understand English, you obviously haven’t read the books.
6. The movies are never as good as the books. But, they are quite good compared to almost any other movie based on a book; and the accents are because THEY ARE BRITISH and that is the way they talk, and it actually makes it more enjoyable because they make it more authentic and realistic. And you must obviously not understand English because my father, who is completely deaf in one ear and partially deaf in the other can understand them when we turn it up for him, and he has a problem understanding people with strong accents. And it would RUIN the movies if they talked American, AMERICANS ARE THE ONES WHO DON’T TALK RIGHT!
7. If you had any sort of feeling, instead of being a stupid person who only cares about sex and the way people look, then you would realize that J.K. Rowling MADE them look that way because they AREN’T the best looking. And as a ginger I find you comment on SOULS to be very offensive, even if you can’t spell souls. And if you have ever read the books you would realize that the scar is from Voldemort attempting to kill Harry and instead implanting part of his soul into him. Also, there is no reason to believe that Dumbledore is gay, and beards and mustaches are not creepy, they make him seem old and wise while still being powerful, and FYI, its not a dress he wears, it’s a robe.
8. Villains are supposed to be evil in some way, and they didn’t wait to be considerate, they went in and controlled the school, it was almost the end of the year when they finally killed Dumbledore because that is when Draco finally got the cabinet to work, and they even waited until Dumbledore left because Dumbledore would have destroyed them if he was at full strength and they tried to attack, and after they ran away everyone was ready for them so it would have been suicide to try to attack. Also, villains oftentimes don’t look like Ken dolls because THEY ARE EVIL, they can’t just live on some random street and be all nice looking.
So all in all, your argument is entirely without merit, and thus proves your idiocy. Also, as mentioned before you can not compare HP with Twilight, it’s like comparing pictures and drawings, phones and T.V.s, windows and doors. THEY CAN NOT BE COMPARED ON A ONE TO ONE BASIS, THEY ARE TO DISSIMILAR.
Please just grow up your pathetic
Ehem ehem. Isn’t writing this blog considered rude? -___- Think before writing or typing girl.
i like harry potter and twilight. we all have to respect everyone’s opinion on both movies. some will hate harry potter or twilight, but its their opinion and you haters (haters about anyone’s opinion) should let them be. you have no right to bash them on the net or anywhere just because they dont like the same thing as what you like. both movies have some stuff they have to work on like the flaws of the movie. so dont just go on the net and curse people just because they dont like Harry Potter or Twilight. both movies took a lot of hard work and professional acting so its not right to just tease and criticize the movie. If you dont like it then you can just rate it low or give your comment on why you dont like it, but your comment should be about what you dont like about the movie or what the movie has to improve on! not why this movie is better than that movie or because twilight is so boring and harry potter is awesome. its all for ENTERTAINMENT purposes only. dont judge the movie or characters so much, how about you what would you do if you made a movie and it gets compared. i mean its normal for it to be compared but its shouldnt reach the point you have to BASH or CURSE on the movie. its different because the directors or the writers have different imaginations! so CHILL. my god you people. curse on the movie and it’ll backfire on you. those who cursed or criticized any movie, people who like it will hate you. JUST FREAKIN RESPECT THEIR OPINIONS AND JUST STOP. HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT ARE DIFFERENT, it will be hated at some point but not cursed at or bashed. so respect others. IT’LL BACKFIRE ON YOU PEOPLE. it will.
Okay, first of all America fought Germany in WW2, not Britain. Before you go insulting Harry Potter and saying shit about the Brits, get your damn facts straight first. If you hadn’t noticed, America sucks ass and I’m American. I gave Twilight a chance, thinking “This might be good.” Hell to the no. Twilight sucks. It has no plot whatsoever, while Harry Potter does. The characters in Twilight are ugly. R Patz is WAYYYY better looking as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen. And finally, you really want to insult DUMBLEDORE? First off, he’s old so what’s wrong with an old man having a mustache and beard? Absolutely nothing at all. And it’s a ROBE not a DRESS. So what if he’s gay? There is nothing wrong with that, even if he is an old man. GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE SAYING SHIT ABOUT HARRY POTTER. Mmkay?
FUCK YOU, YOU POTTERHEAD HATER. TWILIGHT IS NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT.
Thanks for writing this. I was feeling depressed and needed some stupidity to laugh at. By the way, you spelled seriously the Harry Potter way. Only Potterheads are allowed to do that. And saying no offense after saying something really offensive and rude does not excuse you. Oh, and if you’re going to be so stupid please pretend you are from a made up country. You are one of the Americans ruining our image. On top of that, you can’t teach someone that something is wrong without first showing it to them. The whole point of Harry Potter is to show that love and good can defeat the evil. By showing the torture and murder, JK Rowling is teaching us that it is wrong. After complaining about cussing in Twilight you cussed several times. Hypocrit alert!!!! Who are you to judge whether someone is ugly or not. All of the HP actors/actresses are beautiful inside and out. Oh, and DEATH IS A NATURAL THING! Any one who thinks otherwise has been living in Twilight. P.S. Even if vampires did exists, THEY WOULD NOT FREAKING SPARKLE! And Jacob is not a werewolf, he is a skin crawler. Have a nice life and please stay off the roads. There are enough idiots driving already.
I really hope that this is a joke, because if not, you are fucking moron. Seriously, the things u said were extremely offensive to British and homosexual people. Harry Potter is a beautifully crafted book series about bravey and love ❤ And in case you didnt realize, dying is a part of life. There is seldom any cussing in the Harry Potter books, besides saying bloody hell is better than promoting teen pregnancy. And for your information, I am American and the movies were NOT hard to understand. Anyways, Im pretty sure this whole thing is a joke, but if not, you make me sick.
honestly, everything american is sooo fucking overrated. you know why harry potter rocks?
it’s because you learn a lesson from it unlike twilight, it teaches necromaniac (due to bella’s love for edward and making babies with her), beastiality, pedophilia, and shitloads of other crap. not everything american is soo fucking great.
OMG!! what do you have for Problems??? First of all you have to know I am coming from GERMANY…. (just wanna let you know)
I like bothh of the books: Harry Potter and Twilight, but know I am thinking to throw that rubbish of Twilight away… thanks to you and your……
1. A lot of people hear worse things that “bloody hell” or “bitch” (school, parents, friends, Boys/girls)
2. yeah twilight is not violent. They kill people with their teeths and the whole talk about blood is not violent of course. Hello??
3. Voldemort is torture them for fun and he is THE EVIL GUY!!! and that should show everyone that exactly that is not right to do and just you know the fact: Jane is torture a lot of vampires with her MIND!!!! How creepy is that…??!!!
4.The most guys of America are not even American. They are from every country of the world and moved to there and you ever heard of Columbus the founded America a long time after… after everything. And America maybe belongs to the most powerful countrys (I think they are under the top 20…?) they have done really supid stuff as well. And they have fought TOGETHER with Englang AGAINST Germany (actually everyone fought against us.)
5. Actually British English is the world language not american english. They are the ones with the funny copies. And just wanna let you know. I read every HP in english and I could understand almost everything and I AM GERMAN!!! Did you every though of the fact that you may be from another world, because I don’t think that my English is THAT basd, is it??
6. they are british actors and they speak like everyone does in England or like the british books… Again: YOU are the ones with the copies, funny accents, and bad words.
7. HErmine is not ugly. I mean I have a lot of “frizzy hair”, too and I am not ugly. Thanks in the name of every “fizzy haired” girl in the whole wide world… maybe no one wants us anymore
Luna is weird so am I. Actually a lot of people like me because of my weirdness.
I LOVE ginger hair, but it’s not cruelty if you don’t everyone like they want, right? But you don’t have to talk bad about them. that is Discrimination against gingers or fizzy haired girls/boys…
I AM WEARING GLASSES!! ok now I will never get a boy because of my frizzy hair and my glasses I will get hundred before my first kiss AHHHHHHHH… You are yo mean…What did the world do to you???
And old guys have beards that is NORMAL LIFE. If you think this is scary you better go to a therapist. (AND IT IS A ROBE!!!”
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1. Um, you just dropped several F-bombs, so STFU.
2. People die. It’s natural. In every war, which the fight against Voldemort was, people die. Try reading some actual literature. PEOPLE DIE. Death is “unnatural”? Everything dies. Everything. It is a part of the cycle of life. Death IS okay. Because it’s going to happen to all of us and we might as well accept the concept. Who wants to read it? Try about 450 million people. Some of the most lauded (that means praised, you little ingrate) and respected books in the world are dark and depressing, because many parts of life ARE. Try reading Madame Bovary. All Quiet on the Western Front. The previously mentioned To Kill a Mockingbird. You want to read something unrealistically cheery? Go check out some Nicholas Sparks.
3. OF COURSE TORTURE AND MURDER IS WRONG! THAT’S WHY THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DO IT SUCCESSFULLY ARE THE bad guys. The book isn’t saying that stuff is okay – DOING IT WILL GET YOU LIFE IN THE WORLD’S WORST PRISON!!!!! Harry Potter tortures someone ONCE, for like 8 seconds. And it was a person who had been abusing and torturing so many people he knew and cared about for about the past nine months.
4. You retarded, prejudiced stupid little . . . That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Britain is responsible for the creation of your precious America (I’m an American, btw) and it was at one point the most powerful country in the world. Britain still produces quality products, not just amazing movies and books. And FYI? We fought WITH the British in WW2. And we freakin WON. TOGETHER. We could not have done it without the Brits. American is NOT most advanced. JAPAN IS. JAPAN, WHO LOST WW2, IS THE MOST TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD. I’d ask you if you think Jane Austen books, inherently British, are better than Twilight (THEY ARE) but I know what someone with your level of intellect (which is to say, none) would reply. Oh, and HEY! REMEMBER! ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH! HE PLAYED CEDRIC DIGGORY IN HARRY POTTER NUMBER FOUR! HE LOVES HARRY POTTER AND HIS NATIVE COUNTRY OF BRITAIN AND HE. HATES. TWILIGHT. HE THINKS STEPHENIE MEYER IS INSANE, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER INTELLIGENT PERSON.
5. I had no problem whatsoever understand the book, any of it. The writing is some of the clearest and at the same time most beautiful I have ever read. It’s funny, it’s sad, it’s wonderful. I had to use a “slang dictionary” to understand your horrible grammar and spelling and typing.
6. The movies, while not as good as the books, are FANTASTIC. Movie #7 grossed more worldwide than the ENTIRE TWILIGHT FRANCHISE. The actors speak with lovely diction and the movies are not at all hard to follow, even if you aren’t greatly familiar with the books. CAN’T TALK RIGHT? THEY’RE BRITISH, THEY SPEAK DIFFERENTLY THAT AMERICANS! THEY WOULD SAY WE DON’T TALK RIGHT! But oh wait, I forgot you have some very strange prejudice against British people, who you are probably descended from somewhere.
7. The characters are ugly? Hell no. In the books, they sound NORMAL. The actors are NORMAL. And the Twilight actors are no prizes. The ones in the books are supposed to be preternaturally (uh, extremely) beautiful, yes. But Taylor Lautner looks like a pig. Kristen Stewart herself is very pretty, but as Bella she looks like the thoughtless, sallow idiot the character is. Robert Pattinson could be nice and handsome, LIKE HE WAS IN HARRY POTTER, except he is forced to be made up to look like this strange sparkly vampire guy and then tries to make himself look unnattractive so that insane fangirls like YOU don’t attack him and beg to be bitten! AND REMEMBER, HE’S FRICKIN’ BRITISH! So, beards are just inherently creepy? I guess you don’t like Santa. Or a good percentage of the male population. That is not a DRESS. THAT IS A ROBE, WHICH IS THE TRADITIONAL WEAR OF WIZARDS. AND HEY, GUESS WHAT? Your precious VOLTURI wear robes too. Remember those black ones that blended in with Aro’s hair? DRESSES! Really? Nothing against homosexuals? BULLSHIT. Old people can be gay just as much as young people. You think once they reach a certain age they can’t express their own sexuality anymore? BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT. BULLSHIT.
8. THEY’RE UNREALISTIC BECAUSE THEY TORTURE AND KILL PEOPLE? OH MY GOD. Ever heard of a MURDERER? A SERIAL KILLER? THE GOVERNMENT OF YOUR PRECIOUS USA? THAT IS WHAT A VILLAIN IS AT THEIR CORE – A BAD PERSON WHO DOES MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE THINGS LIKE MURDERING SOMEONE IN COLD BLOOD! And yes, waiting for the end of school year IS unrealistic – OUTSIDE OF A NOVEL. INSIDE THE NOVEL, IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE THERE IS A THING IN literature CALLED A CLIMAX. IT HAS TO HAPPEN NEAR THE END BECAUSE IT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE BOOK – A BUILDUP TO THE CLIMAX! And it takes a WHOLE YEAR to fulfill Voldemort’s plans!!! The Volturi are REAL villains? THEY DO NOTHING TRULY VILLAINOUS! WE HATE THEM FOR NO APPARENT REASON! Well, you hate them. TALKING instead of fighting? THAT IS A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A VILLAIN. Creepy losers with bad hair . . . IF YOU MAY RECALL, THE VOLTURI ALL WEAR LONG, DARK ROBES, AND HAVE STRANGE HAIR.
Twilight . . . I can’t even go into the reasons why Twilight is bad. Let me just say that NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SAID CAN IN ANY WAY MAKE HARRY POTTER BAD, NOT LEAST BECAUSE THEY WERE ALL. WRONG.
I can not even understand how amazingly stupid you sound. It is pretty amusing. You sound completely illiterate for one, I lost count of all the mistakes you made throughout this entire pile of bull shit. You said JK is bad for cussing? Uhmm how many times did you just say fuck?? And you said British things suck? Actually, her shit was just soooo good that not only the british loved it, so did the rest of the world, I mean she cant help it if she kicks stephenie’s ass? And you said its too violent? So according to you, vampires ripping other people apart with their own teeth isnt considered violent?? And yeaa, voldemort is the bad guy, wtf else is he supposed to enjoy doing?? He is SUPPOSED to be bad! Exactly like how all the newborn vampires and the ones who CHOOSE to kill and eat other living humans just to survive are the bad guys. And its only confusing to fucking morons who are quite obviously very much like your self(: And the HP movies are sooo much better than the twilight movies! You wanna talk about characters? They talk like that because they are OBVIOUSLY british! A british woman wrote them about british characters so WHY wouldnt the actors be british to?! And seriously, at least they dont look like they are always suffering from some kind of unbearable pain! Edward always has the most pained look on his face, he looks like he is trying to take a shit or he just took it up the ass. And bella always has her mouth fucking open and she looks like a dumbass. And all the vampire characters look completely FAKE. Your trying to tell me that all the other normal people in the movie reallyyy believe that they are actually normal people? Ha, bull shit. But really who gives a shit what any of the characters look like on either of the movies?? Thats just superficial, you shouldnt watch a movie just because the actors are beautiful or ugly. And in case you werent aware, that is what a villain is supposed to be! A bad guy who kills people just for the fun of it? I mean its just a little bit of a classic? Any normal person would see that and wouldnt think thats weird….? And the Voulturi is even more unrealistic, they supposedly live in secret (keep in mind there is a lot of them to just be casually hiding away) and they only feed on humans, so you really think with all the humans they must kill that randomly go missing that the cops and everyone else would just think thats normal and wouldnt notice a thing? Once again, BULLSHIT. Everything you just said were some of the most idiotic things Ive ever heard. I have heard manyy arguments as to why people think that twilight is better than HP, but yours by far is the fucking weakest. At least the ones Ive heard before had valid points. I would have respected your reasoning as to why you think HP is better than twilight if you actually made ANY good points. Like all your “reasons” were stupid and FALSE. Your welcome for proving all of your dumbass little points wrong:D
just wondering…how high is your IQ?
point #1: “little kids are reading that stuff”…as if twilight wasn’t as bad…it has a frickin sex scene, for god’s sake!
point #2: so death is unnatural, eh?…its not natural for people to die? oh, i forgot, you dumb wit, vampires don’t die, and you, my dear, are so very obviously a vampire, cause of course, vampires exist in real life…
point#3: who on earth said torture was okay? the BAD GUYS are doing it…geez, hence, the BAD GUYS die in the end and stuff? Well, yeah, sure, a lot of the good characters died, but that just adds to the whole plot!
point#4: “british stuff is never as good as american stuff”…ummm excuse me, I happen to think British accents are the most bloody amazing thing in the world, thank you very much. “America is the top country in the world”. No, darling, thats China…
point #5: dude…chillax…THERE IS NO FUCKING SLANG IN THE HARRY POTTER SERIES…seriously…I can understand it. I’m American. I know at least 10 other people who can also understand it. And…twiishit? “oh, so theres bella, who likes edward, but she kinda liked jacob, but mike likes her too, but jessica likes mike and…..”…
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my ears are bleeding
point#6: why do they have funny accents? cause they’re bloody british actors, for christs sake.ANDDDDD Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter…so you’re saying he’s hard to understand too, whore? and most importantly…go look at the stats, eh? which movie series grossed highest? oh, turns out, Harry Potter!
point #7: “the characters are ugly” says the twislut who watches an actress who contains only one facial emotion in her emotion dictionary. harry has a scar for a reason, you cunt. hermione has wavy hair…bella’s is frizzy…oh and all those supposed vampires are SUPPOSED to be the best looking things in the world? no. just…no.
point #8: beard are creepy?dumbledore is gay? what the heck is this fuckery? DUMBLEDORE IS WEARING A GODAMN ROBE YOU IDIOT. Theres a difference. But course, you wouldn’t know cause your mind has been melted through too much twishit.
point #9: the villians are unrealistic. But of course, the so-called ‘villians’ in that twishit is. cause they don’t torture/kill innocent human beings! oh noooo, cause thats killing, and death us unnnattturrrallllll!!!
Both Harry Potter and Twilight are great, please don’t slate Harry Potter off, when you don’t know the facts!
1) Bloody hell isn’t swearing
2)Death is natural
3) James tortures Bella for fun..
4) English stuff is great! many people prefer English literature to American! also us Brits and you Americans were on the same side in WW2
5)The books aren’t confusing, not that much slang is included.. if you find them confusing maybe you should learn English properly
6) All the actors are English, meaning they have English accents rather than American.. Which is how it should be as it is an English book and all filmed in England
7) Your comment is upsetting to both gingers and homosexuals.. also Dumbledore wears a ROBE not a dress.. and his beard is symbolic of wisdom
8) See point 3.. and they have great hair..
Hi, i know you have got a lot of abuse about this article (Which is completely justified), even though it is my firm belief that Harry Potter trumps Twilight in every way, you CANNOT turn harmless banter into some Anglo-American mis-informed attack. This article is disgusting and further condems Twilight, rather than the other way round (As i believe you are trying to do) By saying that Hermionie is ugly and Luna wierd you are further making Twilight seem like the shallow rubbish that it is. (Oh, and a personal jibe (You can ignore this; i just had to say it) As you are speaking ENGLISH wouldnt a ‘normal’ accent be an ENGLISH one?)
I hope you regret posting this sickening article and, just a note- buy a history book… go to the WW2 section…
wow, i don’t even know what to say. there is nothing to add to be honest. I loved the replies though my side is literally hurting because i have been laughing at the replies that i totally agree with. Harry Potter all the way.
You stupid person ! First we won the both of the world wars ! We are allies with america ? In the the book of the twilight James totures bella ! So that point is irrelvant ! In the last book there is sexual content aka not suitable !( he would rip her in half , literally , he’s as hard as stone so .. That department would also be ! He’d rupture a kidney or something ! Lastly Americans orginate from the British ! If we hadnt settled in the USA you most likely wouldn’t exist ! So be quiet and come back with some facts !
Your so mean
If you are 16 you must have dropped out of school. Britain was America’s ally in WW2 and is still America’s ally. I am American and America is not the most powerful country in the world if it keeps acting the way it has been China will own it soon. Some of the greatest literature has come from Britain including a guy named Shakespere maybe you haven’t heard of him since you clearly dropped out of school, but he was pretty famous. Very few Americans have won the nobel peace prize in literature. A person who loves literature appreciates all literature from all countries, but I don’t expect someone who loves Twilight to appreciate literature. The Twilight books are not horrible, but they aren’t great either. Since I am intelligent and do appreciate literature I can tell you that Harry Potter is better written and has more substance. You are a very close minded person if you only appreciate things that come from America and I feel sorry for you. There have not only been great British authors, but great british everything. Look at music. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, and many more are all British bands. Again I’m sure someone as ignorant and closeminded as you doesn’t even know who those bands are, but they were three of the greatest bands there ever was. I hate to break this to you, but majority of the things we have in America were not made in America they were made in countries like China and Mexico. America would be lost without other countries. Also, the reason the actors in Harry Potter talk “funny” is because they are British. Those aren’t fake accents that is what people who are British sound like. Again I don’t expect someone as ignorant and closeminded as you to understand that everyone does not talk the same way. Here in America we don’t speak proper English and they do in Britain, so I wouldn’t make fun of how British people talk. America is not even the country that is in second place for best at English speaking which is pretty sad considering English is the main language here. Don’t misunderstand me I’m American and would never want to move to another country, but that doesn’t mean all other countries are bad. Also the villians in harry potter are way more realistic then Twilight. You clearly don’t know much about crime. I’m going to be majoring in criminal justice. Many real life criminals kill because they are sick in the head and enjoy hurting people. Ever here of the Son of Sam, Ted Bundy or the Boston Strangler? Those are just three of the many American serial killers who were psychopaths and enjoyed killing and/or torturing people for fun. That is reality just like it is reality that people die. Everyone dies and many people die tragically. Good people die just like the bad people do. It would be completely unrealistic to not have a single good character die while fighting a war. Majority of classic pieces of literature have characters that die.In addition, I don’t know why you find a beard creepy. When I see an elderly man with a beard I think he is wise. Many great men in real life have had beards. If you think beards are creepy maybe you are the one with a problem. As for Luna, you are to ignorant and closeminded to see the greatness of her character. She shows that it is okay to be different. Hermione shows loyalty, bravery, and intelligence. She is a girl and her parents aren’t magical, but she is still the best in her class. Those are great messages to send to everyone from little kids to adults. Twilight sends the message that you need to be attractive to get anywhere and that you can’t live without a boyfriend. Looks aren’t the important thing in Harry Potter, but you are clearly to shallow to understand that. And i don’t know where you have been, but Emma Watson (Hermione) has become captivating to say the least. Finally, if you live in America you know that there are curse words everywhere. I gurantee you that noone is hearing curse words for the first time in Harry Potter. If they are, they are clearly to young to be reading it. Harry Potter is not meant for three year olds to be reading. Since you seem to think death and curse words are to much for children why don’t you think there is anything wrong with the sexual content of twilight? I haven’t see the movie, but the book gets pretty descriptive when Bella and Edward have sex for the first time. I did sit through one Twilight movie. From that movie and all the cermercials I see it seems like the hole point is to have girls come see the hot actors shirtless. How are sexual themes okay for children, but death and curse words aren’t? And is the objectifying of people’s bodies really a message we want to send young children? Not only are you shallow, ignorant, and closeminded, you are also hypocritical and I’m embarassed for you.
Clearly your just a dumb fuck who likes sparkling fairies who go fuck ugly looking chicks and ends up having a half human half sparkling fairy child…not really believable.
The Harry Potter series is far more believable – face it, good people DO die in real life so it does relate to real life.
There’s not much swearing in the Harry Potter series and bloody hell isn’t THAT offensive.
How can Twilight be better than Harry Potter just because Twilight is AMERICAN??? America do have some shit famous people *cough* Stephanie Meyer *cough* and you shouldn’t diss Harry Potter just cause it’s BRITISH ffs.
And btw Harry Potter is realistic, unlike the dumb fuck Twilight series you dumb fuck face, clearly your parents are dumb to raise a dumb fuck like you.
And don’t diss us British people idiot.
Twilight is the worst series going!!!
Here is my rebuttal to your idiotic little rant about Harry Potter
1) Bella’s constantly swearing (how many “holy craps!” can you count throughout the series?). And Ron doesn’t swear all that much, it gets to be that he swears more as the series progresses. And as the books are released, the readers get older. And it’s also up to the parents of children to decide when their kids can read certain Potter books. It depends on parents to deem books inappropriate for their children, okay? Not you.
2) and 3) Death IS a natural part of life. Undead vampires do NOT exist, no matter how badly you want them to. Everyone dies. You can’t avoid it. And BTW, I think Bella’s birth scene was violent, unnecessary and EXTREMELY inappropriate, more inappropriate than a quick, and painless death would ever be. And children shouldn’t be reading about pain and torture? Well, if that’s true then Twilight should be a banned book, it speaks of the undead having relationships with humans, they have (OMG, SO DIRTY. CHILDREN MUST NOT READ) sex, and bring an abomination into the world. And if you want to talk about depressing? Go read New Moon. Harry Potter is a hopeful story, and it shows that “happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”-Dumbledore. I personally think Bella’s light blew out.
4) and 5) LOL, you can’t stand Brits? You do realize that your “amazing wonderful perfect love” Edward is played by a British actor? And anyways, who gave you the right to insult a whole country? What if I’m British? I find the way Americans speak to be absolutely maddening. (I’m not British, but I’m just EDUCATED and CULTURED enough to understand what others are saying. Go read a book, you wanker.) And hey DUMBASS! Go pick up a 4th grade History book. The Brits were our ally in WW2. In the European Theatre of the war, we fought WITH the Brits AGAINST the Germans. I’m sorry if this ishard for your 2nd grade mental capacity to handle. And just so you can’t say I’m the dumbass on this topic, here’s a little something for you to read, (If you can understand it. I mean, you ARE a Twilight reader, after all.) http://www.worldwar2history.info/
6) The movies are not crap, they were beautifully written and filmed by a BRITISH company, not an American company. They were filmed at Leavesden Studios. They may have been PRODUCED by an American company, meaning that’s where we got the money from, but not actually made by them. And thank GOD Harry Potter was produced by Warner Brothers and NOT Summit Entertainment. Summit films are SO low budget, therefore the film usually (and in Twilight’s case) sucks. And FYI, the lowest grossing Potter film (Prisoner of Azkaban, which is STILL the most critically acclaimed film in the series, thanks to the AMAZING director Alfonso Cuaron,) made $796.6 MILLION worldwide, while the HIGHEST grossing Twilight film (that gay shit Eclipse) only made $698.4 million worldwide. You do the math.
7) And Dumbledore is weird because he’s gay? Well, FYI, no one knew he was gay until after the stories were all finally published. And it didn’t change his character one bit, he was still just as strong and wise. If J.K Rowling (who is the world’s richest woman, and is the first Billionaire author in existence) didn’t share that information with the public, who would know anyways? And you seriously must be super shallow, if you are judging the characters by their looks. Is that why you like Twilight so much? Because the vampires are “perfect looking” and artificial, with their pale, perfect skin and amazing hair and super strength? Seriously, what types of role models are these characters? Edward is a stalker, and seriously jealous of “his girls” friendship with another male. And Bella Swan, is the BIGGEST setback in feminism since the invention of the Sandwich. I mean seriously! If Edward says “jump!” she’ll do it. I guess that’s what you get when the author is a Mormon. I weak female character who is utterly controlled by her husband/boyfriend etc. The only semi-decent characters in the story were the Cullens. They were somewhat humorous, and even the females had some power and some amiable qualities.
8) The villains are SUPPOSED to seem strange, the story is a FANTASY FICTION. Like, seriously? Are you really that dumb? And what, undead sparkly vampires who run like their flying gay fairies ARE realistic? Don’t be a hypocrite, dumbass. And Harry Potter is NOT supposed to be taken literally, unlike many Twi-hards treat Twilight. I mean, come on. I’m sick of hearing about people on the news who were institutionalized b/c they drank blood so they can “run off to Forks and join the Cullens.” The important part of Harry Potter isn’t “OMG, why is he attacking at the END of the school year? That’s so stupid”. The important thing is the message.Good over evil, standing up for what is right. A very notable and famous American author Stephen King once said: “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.” I rest my case. Though I know someone (an uneducated Twilight fan) will try to contradict me, all the Potter fans out there who read this will be sitting there, nodding their heads in agreement with me, and hopefully laughing on how I called you and your stupidity out. (And FYI, you used a Potter Pun in example 6. Siriusly, dude, how thick could you get? I mean, Bloody Hell! Come on dude, even when I was a huge Twilight fan, which I was; I shall admit it, I wasn’t that stupid! Merlins Beard!
PEACE, LOVE, AND POTTER FOREVER<3
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From a HP fan to another, I applaud you. *I was a Twilight fan. In my defense I was only 18. I regret the time and money I spent on this shit.
1: BLOODY HELL ISN’T A SWEAR, PLUS BITCH ISN’T A VERY BAD ONE!
2: Bitch, you need to learn that death IS natural.
3: You’re stupid, that’s the whole reason Harry’s going against them.
4: You’re suck a stuck up fuck, just because a country isn’t AMERICA doesn’t mean they’re horrible, I’m American, I know a SHIT TON of Americans who would rather Harry Potter or Doctor Who, which are both British, over Twilight, NOT JUST because it’s a British show.
5: You’re retarded, almost everyone can understand what they’re saying, even Japanese, American, every other language it’s in.
6: YOU OBVIOUSLY SHOULDN’T BE ALIVE!! British is NOT a challenging language to understand, and you really should learn how to spell.
7: How can anyone think Hermione’s a frizzy-haired dork? What about Luna, huh? They’re both hot. So you should shut up. As for Harry and Ron, I know a lot of people off the top of my head, INSTANTLY, that would kill you for saying that. Btw, you’re just against homos, is that it? JUST because he has a beard and mustache doesn’t make him a creeper, or evil. And it’s not a dress, it’s a robe.
8: That “Sadistic creepy fucking moron”, Voldemort, he was cursed so he can never feel love again, so he kills people, because he only has hatred in his body. A REAL VILLAIN?!?!?! THE ‘VOLTURI’?!?!?! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN THAT VAMPIRES AREN’T REAL! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL YOU STUPID SACK!
Okay, im so mad at this so I am going to take the time to debate EVERYTHING.
1. The books and movies have been rated for the moderate language. Little kids reading this should be monitored by their parents, and BLOODY HELL is just a part of expressing Ron’s character. you should also understand that when angry, people TEND TO SWEAR. like me. see? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM? and if someone tried to kill your daughter, i doubt you would be saying something like, ‘excuse me, please move away from my daughter if that is not much trouble’.
2. YES, people DIE. even good people, that is life!! and does James not die in the first book? Laurent in the second? Victoria and the newborns in the third? not to mention having her HEAD torn OFF. wtf is your problem? twilight is just as violent, not not to mention all the violence in the movies. please, get a life. Twilight is just as violent as Harry Potter, if not worse. Harry Potter does not give horrifying DESCRIPTIONS of the deaths of people.
3. my debate overlaps with number 2. It is PART of the BOOK. also, does tearing Victoria’s head off not count as being violent? does the detailed description of BELLA being TORTURED physically by JAMES in the first book not count as him havving FUN KILLING HER? WTF. at least the spells are only in the victims HEAD. no blood or anything. get your facts right bitch.
4. WHAT THE FUCK BITCH? you insult british people? what ever gave you the right to sink that low? British people are amazing, (im not one) but you still do not have any purpose to insult them. Sure, maybe they lost a war, but they fought for their country bravely, and just because YOU think they are not as good as americans, I still swear they have better writers than meyer. Cartoons tell a better love stories than Stephenie Meyer.
5. Do you have some sort of PROBLEM? who uses a SLANG DICTIONARY? its ridiculous, NORMAL people have no problem understanding it? And because J.K. Rowling is british, does not mean she has to write for EVERYONE in the world to understand it. Get your brain checked.
6. The movies are awesome, and are played by BRITISH actors, because the story is BRITISH. bitch get that through your thick skulls? and as well as your brain, get your hearing checked. NOTHING is wrong with them, theyre perfectly good to understand them. whats your problem?
7. Hermione is a smart, pretty girl who is a great role model for young kids, UNLIKE bella swan, who curls up into a coma like state because her boyfriend left her. UNLIKE, bella, who is so weak she is always the cause of danger. wtf? Luna is a sweet girl who shows us that it is okay to be yourself. Ron is a ginger, yes, but he is one cool kickass BAMF of a ginger. he might not look good, but he is BRAVE, he is KIND, and he CARES. THATS MORE FUCKING IMPORTANT. harry is the most sweetest, bravest, kindest, compassionate boy, and if you don’t understand that, GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A HOLE 100000m UNDERGROUND. Dumbledore shows us that some people are strange, but they can also be the BEST DAMN WIZARD IN THE WHOLE WORLD. and btw, theyre not FUCKING DRESSES. theyre robes. all wizards wear them. god.!
8. I also think your kinda fucked up in every sense. Voldemort kills people because he wants POWER. that is kinda different to the VOLTURI because they already have it. Voldemort is out of his mind in a way, but that still does not give you the right to say he kills for no reason. he killed lily and james and tried to kill harry, because they were prophecised to be the death of him. He killed severus snape because he thought the elder wand would not be able to answer to him while he lived. get it right bitch.
HARRY POTTER WILL FOREVER BE BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. I UNDERSTAND THAT IN YOUR FUCKED UP MIND THAT YOU PREFER TWILIGHT, BUT THAT DOES NOT GIVE YOU ANY RIGHT TO DIS BRITISH PEOPLE, OR SAY ANYTHING THAT IS FALSE. HARRY POTTER > TWILIGHT. THERE. SAID IT ALL.
and btw, harry potter has a much more complicated yet intellegent plot that is by FAR better than the whimpy, loose tale of Twilight. please, get a phyciatrist, and god forbid you post part 2.
get a life..
Well your very wrong. Here’s what I have to say to contradict what your saying..
1. Bloody Hell isn’t swearing. And also there are little kids watching twilight as well and have you seen Breaking Dawn Pt.1? Hmmm.. yes well a massive sex scene is totally appropriate for little kids.
2. What you call ‘violent’ isn’t exactly violet. Your telling me that vampire fighting and were wolves killing each other, and being covered in blood isn’t as violent as Voldemort getting killed by a few sparks coming out or stick? reeet.
3. You don’t actually see people getting tortured so I don’t know what your talking about. And also in eclipse when they have the massive fight against new borns and there cracking off peoples heads? I think that’s more torturous.
4. Your quite the hypocrite aren’t you, child? America isn’t the top country in the world and generally speaking it hasn’t got very good TV. Also Robert Pattinson who plays Edward Cullen, who just happens to be the MAIN character is english and just puts on an american accent in twilight. Also there are American actors in Harry Potter.
5. You yanks are more confusing than british people. And to be honest I think your a bit of a racist twat. Twilight is just a cheap rip off full of cliques like every other vampire love story. We’ve seen it all before. Harry Potter is unique and no one will ever do it again.
6. Firstly you spelt ‘seriously’ as ‘siriusly’ which is actually used in a lot of funny Harry Potter jokes. Idiot. And the movies aren’t crap, they have some of the best rated actors in the world in them. Also Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) has been in a few of them and Remus Lupin’s son Teddy Lupin was played by someone who also played an important member of the volturi on twilight. Obviously your a thick shit if you can’t understand Harry Potter.
7. The characters in Harry Potter are ugly? trolololol. Have you even watched twilight? Edward has a face like a slapped arse and Bella is an ugly awkward teenager. Which is a massive clique. Hermione is supposed to be ugly in the first couple of films and then she becomes gorgeous. Luna Lovegood is stunning so I don’t know what your talking about when you say she dresses like she’s colour blind because Bella dresses like an old man. Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley), Matt Lewis (Neville Longbottom), Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter) are some of the hottest actors going. Dumbledore is creepy? He’s one of the greatest wizards of all time? What do you expect a wizard to look like?
8. The villians are unrealistic? Yes Harry Potter is unrealistic, it’s a film dumbo. And if you think twilight is realistic… I just think you should know vampires aren’t real either and twilight villians are also realistic. And if your a villian you do tend to torture and kill people for fun. I’m pretty sure vampires kill and eat people for fun? Or is that totally different?
So basically your a massive idiot who obvioulsly is uneducated and has been brainwashed by twilight. Well, a vampire is never going to come along and sweep you off your feet. Your a dick, get a life.
OK BITCH GET ONE THING RIGHT JUST BECUSE YOUR COUNTRY IS BIGGER DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER BLOODY HELL IS NOT A SWEAR WORD ALSO THERE ARE MORE HARRY POTTER FANS THAN TWILIGHT WE DO NOT TALK FUNNY AND WE CAN SPELL AND YOU CAN NOT WE AMERICANS FOUGHT WITH US NOT AGAINST WE WON THE WAR
So I’m going to be commenting on each point. These numbers correspond in the ones with your post.
1. So you never swear? Bloody hell is barely even a swearword any more. All it means is “Wow”. When you compare this to “fuck”, you can see that “bloody-helling” won’t turn kids into drop-outs. In fact, it is a way of swearing without offending anybody, as most people consider it to be cute.
2. Big news: Death is natural, with no preservatives added. And to have a book with wizards, and spells but no death is just stupid. They’re fighting a war, not having a tea party. You also might have noticed that books 5-7 are aimed at teens and adults, not little kids.
3. Yes people torture other people. On the other hand, the good guys don’t torture people, the bad guys do. Thereforetorture=bad. And Twilight has a sicko who was going to film Bella die. Again, the darker books are 5-7 which aren’t aimed at children; they bare for teens and adults.
4. Think before you write. You are probably originally British. British settlers came to America and settled there. And those settlers made lots of babies and turned a blob into a country. By default, all American stuff is then technically British stuff. And what exactly do you know about WW2? Britain and the USA were fighting on the same side. They fought against Japan and Germany, who went round killing Jews. They did not fight each other in WW2 and this certainly does not prove one is better than the other. So you’re saying that war and conflict is good at proving all that? I’d say war is bad at proving it. Since you used the “conflict and torture is bad” arguement in an earlier point, you cannot now say that war proves supperiority.If you want to go that route I’ll throw some statistics at you. For an example: If we all lived like the average American, we’d need 2 Earths. If we lived like the average African, we’d need half an Earth. Britain is in between that, and so is probably one Earth. America is also the only country yet to sign the Kyoto Protocol and is one of the countries who has not agreed to get rid of its nuclear weapons. It and Russia might have a war that will kill us all. Meanwhile, South Africa HAD a nuclear bomb, and GOT RID OF IT! It is the only country who has had the bravery to do so. All the countries that have the atomic bomb won’t give up the power it has. But has Harry Potter proves, power is not always a good thing. So if you want to compare countries, compare them using statistics, not opinions. And compare them based on whose lifestyle will keep this planet alive and healthy. Oh and by the way, Robert Pattinson is British.
5. *Cough cough* May I point out that you sworeeven though you argued against swearing in your earlier points. And “fucking” is a lot worse than “bloody hell”. I also didn’t get confused by any “slang” and I live in South Africa, a country where we don’t use British slang. maybe you just aren’t used to getting the meaning of words by looking at the context in wich they are in? May I also point out that America uses slang in books too, and the entire world has had to learn your slang to read your books, so why don’t you have some integrity and do the same?
6. I believe the majority of the population understood the movies. And box office stats agree with me, Twilight doesn’t even make it onthe list of the top 25 grossing movies. Do you know Americans also have accents? So essentialy in this point you’re saying the American way is the right way and that every other accent on the planet is freakish? That, by logic, means that the American accent can not be normal as it is not in the majority. If you want to talk about which accent is right, then I believe China or India win, as they have the biggest percentage of the world’s population. Swearing again too….
7. Yes, because the entire world is made of sparkly, pale, guys. In reality, there are very few actor-style people. J. K. Rowling tried to keep the extremely creative series grounded by making it happen to people who seemed as real as possible. We all know a Hermione in our schools. We all know a Luna, a Ron and a Harry.
Have you ever seen a wizard( and I mean a wizard from real lore and folktales,( not Wizards of Waverly Place or sad stuff like that) without a beard? he wears a robe, not a dress. And wizards from folklore are also supposed to wear robes. In fact, a ton of people from acient times wore robes; I bet your ancestors did too. At this point I’ll point out that vampires from folktales and lore don’t sparkle. They are evil, bloodsucking creatures of the night, and may be compared to mosquitoes.
8. If you had payed attention, you would have realised Voldemort’s plot was ongoing. Harry only tries to stop the evil plot after his 6th year at Hogwarts. Even then, he skips school to fight Voldemort (this is only because Hogwarts has finally been infiltrated by Voldemort and is no longer safe). And about the real-villains-don’t-like-hurting-people thing, do you read the news? A normal school kid went into school with a samurai sword and slaughtered a couple of people. How can you say Voldemort is crazier than this? Voldy just had the power to not get arrested.
So finally, I am prepared to listen to a Twilight vs Harry Potter arguement, but it has to have its facts correct. And it has to have real statistics, not things you suck out of your thumb. If you can come up with that kind of arguement, I will listen. You are welcome to message me with this arguement, I find it interesting.
I have a feeling you’ll be waiting for those arguments for a long, long time.
ummmm. i think thats why the books are called FICTION!!!!!!!! IT’S MAKE BELIEVE!!!. SO THERE’S NO POINT IN THIS BLOG BECAUSE ITS POINTLESS. AND STUPID. btw………. HARRY POTTER IS LIKE SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN TW*L*GHT.
Twilight Sucks. Robert Patterson even said he would hate the series if he wasn’t an actor in in. Also, TWILIGHT RIPPED OFF HARRY POTTER! ‘Nuff said.
*it. My bad.
Leave the Internet.
Now.
Go on, the door is over there.
ur such a dick
Its a book not a bible, no sane person baises there moral decisions on either twilight or harry potter.
p.s. as soon as you started ranting about swear words i new you were american.
God you are fucking stupid. Us British people fought with you not against you in WW2 u dumb pile of shit. Twilight is the worst shit I have ever read. Plus you complained about Harry potters ‘violence’, in twilight someone’s head gets ripped off and other shit I can’t be fucked to mention. Also the thing about American is the most advanced country in the world, read a fucking book dumbass, Japan is the most advanced country in the world at the moment. Also just because something is American does not automatically make it amazing. Yes America does have some brilliant bands, writers ect. So do many other countries INCLUDING Britan. You are so full of shit. Most likely the only reason you like Twilight is because the idea of having sex with robert Patterson/ a vampire makes you all wet. Twilight ruined the Vampire Genre. Harry Potter is great, Twilight can lick my balls, FUCK YOU!!!
No-one asked for your opinion,filthy mudblood.
Oh come on guys…give her a break. Just accept she’s being a BIG STUPID BABY.
Have you got something against British? Technically almost many EPIC films and actors are Brits and you just can’t accept the fact the Bella sucks in acting.
I respect your opinion BUT I also think you should keep your opinions to yourself. I’m not trying to be mean or anything but LOTS of people like/love Harry Potter. And I’m one of those people. I started reading the HP books in 5th grade and fell in love with the books. But that’s beside the point, what I’m trying to get at is that typing the rant has probably hurt MANY people who’ve loved HP and have been through everything with HP in their lives.
LOL.
You think words like Bitch and Bloody Hell are bad, yet you have no issues saying the f word at all? Also, you have an issue with slang, which is stupid. Also; spell check – look it up. I would like to be able to read your posts without trying to guess every second word means, dumbass.
I seriously hope you are trolling, please say your trolling, no one in the history of anything can be this fucking retarted…
I am both a Twilight and Harry Potter fan, and I just felt ashamed of being a Twilight fan. Are you serious? I have to ask this…how old are you?
Actually nevermind, even a 10 year old can make better comparison than you.. i can seriously talk for hours about why you are wrong but it would be just pointless.. I’ll just say this, that funny accent you’re talking about is called BRITISH accent.. have you ever been in a school? And dear, for someone he isn’t from America or Britain, let me tell you that British stuff is better than American 😉 And please, for the sake of us all, do NOT write part 2 !!
OK, you made me laugh. I’ll quote Leslie Nielsen: “Surely you aren’t serious?”. I’m not into Twilight or Harry Potter, but your post made me feel like I’m gonna join the HP group, if just to fight the idiots like you. I mean, did you write it seriously or for fun? If the latter, you sure succeeded. If the former, you have a brain of a five year old. Owww, I take that back! I have a five years sister that is more mature than you.
Siriusly, you just made it to top one in my brand new “Silliest bloggers”.
trolling hard. lol
1, this country is a piece of shit that is soon to rip itself apart.
2, its confusing because either youre an idiot or you havent cared to pay attention enough seeing as youre more concerned about how the people look and sound.
3, you think the people in harry potter are ugly? Have you seen how flat faced edward is? None of them match the description from the twilight book. But have you even read them?
4, compared to what happens in the real world, the bad things that happens in harry potter is nothing. But what about the bad things in twilight? Bella is a cheating bitch, there is almost constant fighting, and everyone wants in each other pant. Not to mention jacob falls in love with bellas kid.
5, harry potter teachs you stuff. Like the value of friendship. The importance to work together. To never give up against the constant battle against evil. Twilight teaches you the “importance” of having a relationship. And how you should totally cheat on your ugly boyfriend with your sexy best friend *cue sarcasm*
Im not saying twilight sucks. I like it. But why dont you take a critising look at both movies before you say shit.
Harry potter so kicks twilights sparkly little gay ass though.
Hey, a very nice post and i agree with the stuff you pointed out!
A very smart,logical and mature approach, really, i do not know what all those others trolling this post are thinking….when you had facts to support your theory.
You are the rare 10%(or even more perhaps) of the intelligent people that the world needs!
I wish you best of luck!
YOU AGREE???!!!??? Harry Potter is WAY BETTER THEN TWILIGHT!!!
being British I am so ashamed to have lost WW2 to America
The hunger game is better than both just saying
NO comment on your stupidity.
Well, except that your really stupid.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
—Now im not sure exactly what you are saying in regards to WW2 but if you are saying the british fought against america in that war you need to check your history books please. And Britain did not lose WW2 last time I checked. And while you are checking out those history books read teh dictionary please
Well everything has already been covered. It’s been pretty established that to say your reasoning is poor is an enormous understatement, but I would have at least given you a tiny bit of credit if you wrote this with correct grammar and spelling. And while I love Harry Potter, I have read Twilight, though I found it lacking in more areas that I care to waste time listing. If you even wanted to try to make an argument that would have been remotely intelligent you could have at least said something generic about how rewarding love is (not that Edward and Bella have anything close to a healthy relationship with his constant controlling tendencies and her total lack of a backbone, or getting married and having kids before it’s even legal for you to drink at your own wedding) or maybe even made some point that Bella becomes slightly more interesting and mature once she becomes a vampire. Instead you really only made yourself and fellow Americans like myself look really really uneducated.
Your stupid. Twilight is dumb. Your against cussing in the HP books but cuss all througout your post.you talk about how people die in the books all the characters of twilight are dead our dogs. There is sex in twilight not in HP I’ve read all the HP books couldn’t even make it through the first twilight. And America is not the best smartest advanced country at all we are not that cool. That is why American car suck American electronics suck American food is bad for you so it sucks…. Getting the picture?
I don’t give a damn about you liking Twilight but DON’T INSULT HARRY POTTER!!!
Can i first just say this is the most stupid thing i’ve ever read. Correct me if im wrong but you sound like a twelve year old, wait no i’m twelve and i definetly have atleast the slitest more brain than you. I like Harry Potter and Twilight and i don’t hate on any but all your points are wrong and i feel the need to explain why.
1. First of all, you say theres to much swearing in HP but im pretty sure you said fuck about 5 or more times through this and guess what the internet isn’t based at certain age groups meaning any five year old could of seen this. Hell is only considered a swear word for christians for obvious reasons. Yes you are right about the word bitch being used in book 7. So what. You need to remind yourself that Edward and Bella have sex in twilight. :O SAVE THE CHILDREN!
2. This is by far one of your most stupid points. People die in twilight, in new moon 20 or so people are lured into a room full of vampires and KILLED maybe you yourself need to read twilight more throughly. And lastly so what if they die! What would harry potter be if no one was killed? Nothing, as it all started with harrys parents being killed.
3. Bella being tortured to death in book one by a vampire in her old dance studio. Enough said. Also Voldemort kills for a reason which is of course, power.
4. Now THIS is by far your stupidest argument, your trying to say that because Stephanie Meyer is American it makes the book “better” i don’t see how where you were born affects the quality of a book. If its a good book its a good book. Can i just remind you that America is in debt, but don’t get me wrong i have nothing agaisnt America or any other country.
5. The story is set in Britain. Obviously being a normal person J.K Rowling is not going to make the slang sound American for one whiney 12 year old like you. They have french slang and bulgarian in it as well. I also being normal can understand it. And you know what? Twilight has American slang in it and I’am Australian and its just my bad luck it had to be that way. Honestly you are so foolish, please, never try and join a debating team.
6. From most of the reviews ive seen the lastest twilight movie got very bad ratings (as has the others) on one movie site i saw it had 12% out of 100%, and thats just the lastest, and from what iv’e seen no Harry Potter film ever got below 70%. Like you said in your previous argument this “funny accent” is British slang. Just because the movie was American made dosn’t mean they would change the script so that little 12 year olds like you woudn’t have to complain and rewind the movies just to hear, and really if its that bad i suggest you see a hearing specialist. P.s. though this dosn’t affect the quality of the movie I should note that Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) once stated that he would rather play Cedric Diggory of Hp instead of Edward and that he hates Twilight. Pity.
7. You are very steriotypical. You sound exactly like the the “populars” in my school, the kind of girl who prefers to make friends with someone over their looks, i pity you. Not all characters have to be flawless vampires. Nobodys perfect, and im sure you aren’t. Oh my god. Just when i thought this coudn’t get any worse. Abraham lincon had a beard, so many people that made the world a better place had a beard. Your horrible. You say you have nothing agaist homosexials, bullllshittt. You can be gay at any age honey. Its not a dress by the way their called robes. Why don’t you go say that to the scottish? Dress – skirt?
8. Vampires. Again enough said. I don’t know about you but i wouldn’t call vampires realistic. Have you read the hp books propoly? hp1 Voldemort was their all year waiting for his moment to strike. Hp2 The basilisk was unleashed all year and attacked in the first term. Hp3 turns out there was no villian. Hp4 They were waiting for the end of the triwizard tournament which made a perfect time to capture Harry. Hp5 Voldemort was lurering Harry in from the start. Hp6 Malfoy was mending the vanishing cabinet all year in order to let the villians in, while the rest of the wizarding world was falling to pieces. Hp7 harry was running from Voldemort.
I hope you read this you stupid, stupid girl.
Oh my God you are an idiot!
1. Death is natural!
2. How old are you 5? Hell is hardly a cuss word. It’s in the Bible, is that a bad book too? JK Rowling is a writer, and she felt the emotions were so strong in that scene that Molly should cuss. Her daughter was almost killed. Would you just sit there and be polite?
3. The torture is on the Dark Side! It’s not teaching people that it’s okay! Nearly everyone who did that stuff died, or was sent to prison.
4. America came from Britain, dimwit. Besides now your just being overly patriotic. Yes it’s British and it’s a hell of a lot better than most American literature. British probably think Anerican stuff is bad too. I mean Americans have twilight: a terrible piece of literature.
5. Oh My God!!! The actors are British because it’s a British series!!! Talking like an american is only normal to you because your American. To the British and everywhere else in the world its us that have an accent. For God’s sake.
6. In the movie, none of them are ugly. Luna is eccentric so she dresses that way. Yes Ron is a ginger, get over it. And what the hell is wrong with glasses? Do you think it’s wrong to have poor vision!? Hermione has frizzy hair. What’s wrong with that? J.K Rowling wrote her characters so that they are realistic! Not everyone’s perfect looking in the word you know.
7. What the hell. Beards aren’t creepy to everyone in the world you know. Your opinion isnt the right opinion! He wears robes! They all do. That’s what wizards wear. Get over it. Also what do you think happens to young gay people when they get older. There still gay! Getting older doesn’t change who you are. Seriously!
8. There are people in this world who kill and torture for fun. Have you ever heard of Hitler? I mean come on. Serial killers, that stuff isn’t fantasy you know. He doesn’t wait. A lot of the time it’s all scheming through the year.
9. Almost every damn thing you wrote in here is rude! Don’t you dare try and call harry potter fans rude! And fwi Robert Pattinson was in a Harry potter movie and ge admitted he’d rather play Cedric Diggiry than Edward cullen.
Oh and you are the most illiterate person ever.
This seriously the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. First, I think before you start criticizing an amazing written series you should think about taking a spelling and grammar class. I’ve never seen more misspellings and incorrect grammar in my life than on this article (FAIL!!!) Second, you talk about violence in the Harry Potter books and movies, but that is what Twilight is. In the first one they rip apart the blonde vampire, the third one, half of it is the Cullen family and werewolves tearing off various limbs of many different vampires (if that’s not violent, I don’t know what is…..). Harry Potter movies are crap!!! PAH-LEESE!!! The first movie is absolutely terrible, the part when the blonde vampire first comes into their baseball game, their all just staring at each other. And talk about ugly, half the cast always look constipated.
“Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity.
Twilight is all about how important it is to have a boyfriend” A quot from one amazing literature writer: Stephen King.
P.S. You talk about how unacceptable the books are because the cursing, what about all the sex parts in the last book!!! Come on!!!, kids are reading these!!!
Thank’s for the laugh!
This is also about whole name thing.
1,Hell is not a bad word – grow the FUCK up (That’s a bad word)
Bitch is only said like .. once so get over it.
2. Death is apart of life, you can never get away from it, with out death there would be no life. It shapes us, the way we deal with it, there is nothing wrong with death. Scary as hell but its a part of life.
3.Voldemort is badass, for a good book you need a good villain, he was scary and that is how he is. Evil people have different definitions for “fun”
4,By the way Sirius is a real name and it is correct spelling, Hermione is a Britain name as well, so of course it’s different, in fact, the author is from Britain, so the names are going to be strange to us Americans. there accents are British because – holy hell – Hogwarts is located somewhere outside London.
The whole Americans are better is far from the truth. All I have to say.
5. Honestly if you really hate British people you need to seek help,
6. Again with the British thing, the books are based in Britain. So deal with it, Jesus you little prat!
7.FUCKING SHALLOW! Holy shit! Do you understand that looks don’t mean anything. Holy fuck. I mean really, if you hate a character because they are “ugly” then you really are pathetic and sad. There is nothing important about looks really, and you should not say anything until you look into the damn mirror. It is perfectly normal to find someone unattractive, but hating them because you think that is just low.
For he beard thing, she is a old man!
8. Yes, because a vampire order that likes to walk out there problems and sparkle is so realistic! Wizards are not real but a crazy person who likes killing people and wants to take over the words THAT is realistic – Hitler for example. Voldemort is a lot lie Hitler. “Mud-bloods” are like the Jews. Hated because of what they are.
Not you can thing what you want – honestly I don’t care if you like Twilight better, but if you are going to stare a debt make sure you are not going to insult it because you don’t like it, and make your argument valid!
Wow I was typing really fast.
*** You can thing what you want – honestly I don’t care if you like Twilight better, but if you are going to start a debate make sure you are not going to insult it because you don’t like it, and make your argument valid!
I’m going to go right out and say that I’ve never read Twilight because it didn’t appeal to me so I won’t say anything bad about.
Whatsoever I did find this article very hilarious because it has no common sense. Every reason used did sound the upmost unreasonable and very funny.
Not to get me wrong by Harry Potter Fans ,I truly love the books I barely decided to read all of them and they’re my favorite series….I got Deathly Hallows and the movies for Christmas …but like I was saying I have to admit I enjoyed listening to these reasons so I didn’t really find them offensive. So I’m just hoping that you could write more on this topic.
P.S. Thanks for the laugh! Oh yeah… I don’t think your dumb..I think your really smart you’re just trying to rile things up.
Sorry to have not cleared this up but I meant nothing bad towards the British or anything else that may come up as an argument against me.
You’re making America look bad. By the way, are you joking? I pray that you are. I would give you multiple examples why you’re wrong, but it seems everyone else has already done that. And the reasons you’re wrong are fairly obvious.
Fucking FAIL post, dumb American bitch get your facts right please
you’re real retard, go do a favor to everyone and kill yourself, the lesser stupidity in world the better.
LizzieBella, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
You do know Robbert Pattinson (A.K.A Edward Cullen) hates the Edward character and the entire Twilight franchise, do you?
you are a fucking disgrace to this planet.
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
> Call HP fans plain rude.
>Insult Britain without any evidence.
Hypothesis proven: Dumb Bitch.
well the funniest thing is how she’s talking about brits ‘talking funny’ while her english is worse than most non-native english speakers..so much about the superior american.
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU A LOT!!! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU…. YOU MAKE ME SICK OF HOW MUCH I`M ANGRY RIGHT NOW, TWILIGHT IS A PIECE OF SHIT, AND THAN SOMEONE STEP ON IT… DID U KNOW THAT THE LESS SOLD HARRY POTTER BOOK, SELL OUT MORE THEN THE MORE SUCCESSFUL TWILIGHT BOOK? FUCK YOU YOUR UGLY BITCH, YOU DON`T DESERVE A LIFE
hahaha LOL!!!!!!!! the british had the most powerful empire in the whole world, and it was us vrs Germany and the americans were working for us, if it worn’t for the british this world would be a nazi training camp!!!!! to not know that you must be terrible at history. Also dumbledor doesn’t wear a dress its a tunic!!!! stop making acusations about the harry potter books and movies. If i didn’t know better your jealous of how amazing we british and our literacy skills our because we make amazing books that arn’t boring.
you are not smart and should stop.
You no the real problem with twilight!!!!!!!!!!! LACK OF GINGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How much of a fucking idiot can you be. The only thing that really got my attention was number 4. America is no longer the best country. Japan exceeds us technologically. We did not even fight against Britain in WWII. On average, British people probably a higher IQ than Americans. I bet you can’t even point out Britain on a map. America is not even in the top ten in the world for best education. Its dumbass people like you that are ruining the name of America.
To who ever wrote this pile of crap. I have just read through this entire post and have managed to pick holes in every point. First of all, point 1 theres too much swearing. Do you realise what day and age we live in, not to mention the use of profanaty you use in your own post knowing fair well young kids will probably read this. 2. You say its too violent. The story is about magic yet in twilight its about a bloke who is a vampire. last time i checked vampires suck blood out of people and werewolves maul people. 3. Im guessing this point was mainly after the last 2 films which obviously you are a fan otherwise you wouldnt have watched both parts. The book doesnt only cater for children and if you note and just take note of the certificate the films were given. My last point because i cant be bothered to write anymore is that I find these brittish comments particularly racist we werernt fighting against you in ww2 check your history and for your information you are not the most technologically advanced country i think youd find Japan are 2 years more tech advanced than the rest of the world. I am proud to be British and I would choose HP over Twilight any day and not because twilight is American and HP is British But Twilight is aimed for little girls where as HP is for all audiences.
Thank You and Goodnight End of discussion
Welsh guy
D-did… you honestly just WRITE that? What did you do? Pick a random page from Harry Potter and make FUN OF IT? Honestly, the reasons you put up are the most idiotic things ever. Are you a troll? I think you’re a troll. If you aren’t, you’d make a pretty good troll. Even when you don’t try to. I’m not sure what you’re trying to prove, but I think you just make people hate Twilight. Do everyone, yourself, and TWILIGHT a favor, and don’t write this sort of shit.
1. Do you really think Hell is a bad word? Come on. It’s an expression in England, and it gives the book some humor. And Molly Weasley calling Bellatrix a B*tch isn’t that bad. It shows that she has the motherly love great enough to stand up for her children and save them. And FYI, you censored hell and b*tch, but left FUCK wide out in the open there.
2. Violence? Really? The grossest thing was Harry getting his arm cut by Peter Pettigrew. Now, violent, and disgusting, would have to be when Bella’s baby was born. That was nasty man. Come on. And FYI, dying IS okay and it IS natural. Do you really think that you’re going to be like, “Oh, dying’s unnatural so I’m just going to live forever and ever.”? NO!! Dying is a natural thing, and FYI, a lot of the things J.K. Rowling writes about (say Dementors) are in relation to real life things (such as her depression).
3. Torture is bad, I admit. But it makes a better story line. Do you really expect Voldemort and Bellatrix just be like “Oh, you don’t want to be tortured? Okay, you can go, you can live.”? NO!! It might be horrible, but it makes sense. I know we have a different definition of torture, but wouldn’t you say the same thing about what Bella had to go though to give birth to her daughter, and the pain she endured while Edward left her? That’s a form of torture, and from what I gather, you think it’s romantic. New flash honey: It’s not.
4. I hope you realize we were colonized by Britain. we’re friends. You realize we wouldn’t have Charles Dickens, Orlando Bloom, Julie Andrews, Hugh Laurie, Rowan Atkinson, and frankly, ROBERT PATTINSON? Yeah, he’s British! He even admits to liked having played Cedric Diggory more than playing Edward Cullen. British people don’t use horrible slang. You just have to get used to it. Here I’ll help: Jumper= Sweatshirt, Trainers= Sneakers. That’s all you need to know. And tell me, exactly, how is Twilight being and American book better than Harry Potter because it’s British? That’s a little bit country-racist, if you ask me. And we wouldn’t have a lot of things without the British. Google it. You’ll see.
5. Yeah, British slang basically is nonexistant. Like I said above, trainers and jumpers and jam: Sneakers, Sweatshirts and jelly. Get use to it. That’s how they talk. D-E-A-L.
6. The movies are the farthest thing from crap. What do you have against British people? No potterhead would EVER go this far to make a WEBSITE about how crappy Harry Potter is (which it’s not). These movies are better than Twilight. The actors are better. Ever notice Bella has 3 facial expressions? Biting her lip, sad, and depressed. Face it, you know it’s true. The movies have really good graphics. And the people talk like that because they’re BRITISH!! J.K. Rowling is a BRITISH AUTHOR! Of course they’re going to be British! It makes sense. And again, Robert Pattinson himself is British. Think before you type.
7. Now, are we talking about movie or book characters? For your information, Hermione is not a dork, she’s smart. Very smart. She does have frizzy hair, but a lot of people do, and that’s NOT okay to make fun of someone for. Luna is weird, but that’s how she was raised! NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER! And the same goes for Luna. That’s how she likes to dress. Bella always dresses in crap jeans and a t-shirt. How wonderful is that? It makes her look like a damn hobo! Don’t insult ginger’s. He’s a cool ginger, and frankly, quite hot. Harry has glasses, so what? A lot of people do! Are you judging people because of their eye-sight problems? Not okay. And his scar is a mark of luck, and strength, and love. Does Bella have one of those? No. She’s a whiny little b*tch.
And I bet you’d love to have a grandfather like Dumbledore! YOU CAN’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS. Potterheads grew up with these characters, watched them become more and more attractive (take Neville Longbottom for example). There WAAAAYYYY hotter than the Twilight Cast. And it’s okay to be gay, and I’m sure any homosexual would be offended by that statement. He’s not wearing a dress, it’s ROBES honey, ROBES. And, honestly, can you imagine how dumb Dumbledore would look in jeans and a sweatshirt? Honestly, robes fit him best.
8. The villains are as real as they get. The Volturi are stupid. Honestly. A real villain would kill and torture, like Voldemort, like Bellatrix. It makes sense. And Voldemort HAS been trying to kill Harry, he’s just never succeeded, like a real villain. All people (though I’m not sure Voldemort’s entirely a person anymore…) make mistakes, and you have to rebound on them, and that what I believe J.K. Rowling was showing. And their hair is part of their character. It’s not creepy. I have curly hair like Bellatrix, but that doesn’t make me mentally unstable, now does it?
And those are the reasons that Harry Potter is BETTER BY FAR than Twilight.
And don’t call US rude when you went to the extremes of insulting an entire NATION and crushing everyone’s hopes and dreams (there are people around the world who use Harry Potter to get away from the stress of everyday life) by saying how crappy it is, when really, Twilight is worse.
And one more thing:
When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to help Harry search for the keys to destroying Voldemort.
When the love of Ginny’s life left her, she stole the Sword of Gryffindor and also tried to aid Harry in defeating Voldemort.
Now, what did Bella do when the love of HER life left her?
Let’s see: She curled into fetal position, went numb for months, then jumped off a cliff and got herself in danger just to hear his voice.
What a great role model. I think I’m going to go kill myself just so I can hear my crush’s voice.
Oh, btw guys. She’s probably a stupid troll is she doesn’t know what a toilet it…
That or she really is dumb. A damn shame how this generation is going. A really damn shame.
1) There is NOT that much swearing. If you can’t handle it, don’t read. and B**** is only said in the one book. It’s not a very good example
2) Death is a part of life, so children should understand that it’s a factor in life. Just because you can’t handle death, doesn’t mean others can’t. I read about Sirius Black’s death in elementary school. Deal with it.
3) Uh, trust me, I’m a Potterhead, and I’m not gonna go try and do the Cruciatus (do you even know what that is?) curse on anyone.
4) You make me ashamed to be an American.
5) Uh, how stupid are you? The books are not that ‘CONFUSING’.
6) WTF. Have you ever seen one of them? They are a billion times better than Twilight movies. At least the Harry Potter actresses have more than one facial expression…cough cough Kristen Stewart.
7) Uh, the book wasn’t meant to be about supermodels. And just because it’s not your sense, doesn’t mean it’s not good. Honestly, I’m sure you’re a poorly dressed freak yourself.
8) Uh no comment. You obviously need to know Voldemort’s backstory. And Voldemort is a billion times more convincing than Victoria, and the Volturi, combined.
9) You are an IDIOT. Enough said.
You say all British stuff sucks, eh? Well.
ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH.
someone should have taught your parents how to use condoms
Just… I don’t know where to begin, really. I guess I’d rather not say anything at all. We wouldn’t like feeding the troll, would we? :))
Oh dear
1) Most americans are awesome people, You are a stuck up b*tch.
2) you are discriminating people with beards and thats just not cool.
3) J.K Rowling put alot of work into those books i don’t see you writing a 7 book series that everyone loves.
4) Get a Life.
5) Realize Twishit is a piece of shit
6) Drama Queen you have more feeling than That Bella b*itch does but your still stuck up.
Thank you for giving me some minutes of pleasure, this is without a doubt the most stupid thing I’ve ever read.
Biggest. Fail. Ever.
Hahaha! What the hell even is this?
Get off your soap box about swearing, how many children could be reading this and you’ve used more obscene language than JK ever has.
This post is the biggest fail I have ever seen. You should be sterilised and dropped in an ocean. Have a fun life with your amazing literature and the bastardisation of the English tongue.
you’re obviously a narrow-minded girl who always thinks of how to get a perfect boyfriend. I bet you’re single. LOL. and BTW, what the f did i just read? Are you kidding us? STEPHEN KING just said that HP’s about life, friends, family, and facing life’s adversities, etc. while Twilight’s about telling everyone how important it is to have a “gay, sparkling, dead” boyfriend! TWILIGHT’s about BESTIALITY and NECROPHILIA.. Aren’t you disgusted? Ewwwwwww..And you said HP’s unrealistic.. Well, Who would spend 100+ years as a boring highschool student without a girlfriend..
Harry Potter is way more awesome than Twilight that tells only a *SPARKLING* boyfriend. Harry Potter inspires us to be brave and loyal. Twilight? To maintain a love with a *SPARKLING* boyfriend. Every characters in Harry Potter has a unique story. Twilight? Every characters was bitten by another *SPARKLING* vampire. JK Rowling earned more than Meyer because people around the world prefer to invest a more inspiring book. What say you?
Please bitch…….First: Harry Potter is way much better than twilight second..:HARRY POTTER is the best fucking fandom ever….and why are you so lame to insult brittish people WHY? and siriusly? the villians are unrealistic? look at Voldemort…i think thats waay much better then some creepy vampires….
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? as some here said already HP is about friendship…and twilgight -cant spell it right- is about having some sparkly vampire…
Our fandom is also bigger and more…magical
Soo…..now im done pissing in youre fucking ugly mail box….and i hope you meet a fellow potterhead who slaps you in the face or something because..HOW DARE YOU TO INSULT HARRY POTTER LIKE THAT YOU SHIT-FACED MUGGLE
xx Harry….also known on twitter as @Thboywholived
Do you know that HP mans corageus In Twilight bela and that guy (gay) hava sex. Kids musn’t see that … and HP hava that NOO! >GET A LIVE< and read HarryPotter! Fuck YOu and suck my boyfriend's dick LOL 😀
OMG.. THESE PATETIC MUGGLES!
What the F**K !!!! Are you retarted or something !!! I really want to disagree and argue with every thim but Meh
Haha. Very funny. I could tell you were joking becase you were being a hyppocrite. Swearing is baaaaaad! Yet you swear horribly. Know why they’re accents sound funny? Because they’re British. Somthing you failed to capitilize. Many times. And how you were complaining about slang. I would give examples, but I would like to keep this UNDER 100,000,000 words. Freakin’ racist much? China has a bigger popluation, and Asians’ are a hell of a lot more educated than Americans. You complain about how Dumbledore is gay. Then proceed to tell us you have nothing wrong with gay people. Oxymoron. I could also tell you were making a joke because on paragraph 6, you wrote ‘siriusly’. Voldemort and Bellatrix tourture people because they’re EVIL. Quote agian incase you missed it EVIL! Thats all for now.
I have a few words to say to you:
TWILIGHT IS FOR RETARDS! HARRY POTTER IS DA BOMB SO DON”T DIS IT YOU ARSE HOLES
I think I should prove you wrong, right now:
1. What d you mean, too much swearing? Have you seen the sex content in twilight? If you think Harry Potter is bad, then what are you doing with a book like Twilight?
2. It may be violent, but it’s realistic. People do die in real life, good and bad, and JK Rowling teaches us to embrace it, not to run away scared of death. Life isn’t perfect, and Harry Potter has taught me that that’s okay.
3. There is torture in Harry Potter, and there is also a lot of torture in the real world as well. It is wrong, and JK Rowling is trying to show you how cruel people really can be. By closing your eyes to bad things, you can only make them worse, not better. If you van open your eyes to horrible things like this, then you have a chance at fixing them.
4. British is worse than America???? I happen to be American, and I can tell you right now that it is NOT the most advanced and powerful country in the world; Japan, as well as multiple other countries, have us beat. Americans are rude and fat and it’s people who think like you that are turning our country into the crap it is. You have absolutely no facts to back you up that the U.S. is better, and you are acting very racist and close minded, as well as immature.
5. You spelled ‘confusing’ wrong, first of all. And second, the British don’t use slang, they use proper English, it’s the Americans that use slang; get your facts straight. And in your previous thoughts, you said cursing was bad, yet you contradict yourself while cursing at the bottom of your fifth statement.
6. Funny accents? It’s called a British accent, and I’m sure your ‘funny American accent’ is quite entertaining to them. And if you didn’t notice, the man who plays Edward Cullen happens to have a British accent (aka a ‘funny accent’). Yet I’m sure you can understand him perfectly.
7. If you didn’t notice, looks don’t usually get you jobs, it’s the brains. You say Harry Potter is unrealistic…so you think sparkly vampires exist? Next time, get your facts straight. It’s idiots like you that make me want to move to Britain (which may not be a bad idea). You also may want to check your spelling.
-A seriously concerned Harry Potter fan, wondering how people like you can think like that
As brilliant as all of these comments have been I’m pretty sure they are moot because I’m pretty sure that she can not read. I’m curious if she has ever even read Twilight or just seen the movies because her grammar and spelling sucked and I highly doubt she can read anything bigger then a Goosebumps book, hell that might even be too advanced. And if she really is 16 I am really scared for humanity and I’m nominating my 17 year old sister for a pulitzer price(the award for smart people sweetie, which you will never win) because she is a freaking genius and you have just made me appreciate her more.
Also how did you read a comment insulting you and only catch the reference to Mario? Are you that slow?
I don’t want to live in America anymore, you have made me ashamed of my own country because it produced you.
Dear “LizzieBella,”
I read your post…and wanted to post my own list of reasons. “Why this post REALLY sucks.”
1. You talk about how JK Rowling uses curse words in Harry Potter, stating that it’s inappropriate for the younger audiences that may be reading the novel. And yet, as I forced myself to scroll through your miserable little troll-fest of a post, I noticed that the language was growing more and more foul with every so-called “point,” you made. Before you point fingers at JK Rowling for her use of mild foul language, I recommend you wash your own mouth out with some soap.
2. This point in your post states that Harry Potter is overly violent, and that the death toll is too high and may even imply that death is natural. Last I checked, I’ve never met an immortal being. Death is completely natural. We live and we die. It’s the way of the world. In Harry Potter, characters see a flash of green light and simply cease living. In Twilight, in order for a vampire to die it must be dismembered and the pieces must be burned. And if a human character dies, odds are they’ve fallen prey to vampires. It seems to me like Twilight’s guilty of some violence, too.
3. You claim that torture is prevalent in Harry Potter. You fail to mention that the villains employ it. The fact that these characters are all brought to justice in the end makes it clear that, no, JK Rowling is not trying to say that torture is okay. And, in your precious Twilight, Jane uses her power to convince characters that they’re in agonizing pain by fooling their minds into thinking the pain is truly being induced on them. She does this fairly often in the novels, using this as a torture method to gain information for the Volturi. Clearly, Twilight contains torture as well.
4. Really? Please tell me this point was a joke. Our country was founded by British emigrants. We speak their language. We drive their luxury cars in many cases. Rolls Royce, Bentley, Lotus, and Range Rover are all British brand automobiles. And the British fought with the Allies in World War II, alongside the United States.
5. As I stated above, WE SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE! We’ve only adapted different slang due to our differing locations. The books flow clearly and use minimal British slang. I am an American myself, born and raised in the states, and I had no trouble whatsoever understanding the novels. Clearly, your lack of understanding isn’t due to the wording of the book, but rather something on your end.
6 and 7. Like with point number 4, I really hoped you were being facetious when you wrote this. No Twilight fan has any right to talk about any of the Harry Potter films. For God’s sake your two main characters are played by two of the most emotionally devoid actors I’ve ever seen. The male lead sparkles, while the female lead sits there biting her lip and twitching. The CGI is mediocre at best, the special effects are far behind the curve, and the dialogue is unbelievably dry. Meanwhile the points you make about the Harry Potter films make it blatantly obvious that you haven’t seen them. The men in the films don’t wear dresses they wear robes. And if you think beards are creepy, I suggest you stay the hell away from Santa Claus. Since, you know, he has a beard so he must be creepy right? And your point that old people shouldn’t be gay….one’s sexuality doesn’t suddenly revert with age. If you’re gay when you’re young you’re gay when you’re old. Read a real book, would you? Maybe you’d learn a few things. The level of vapidity and shallowness displayed in these points is ridiculous. You have the audacity to comment on their accents, and fail to recognize that Robert Pattinson, the man whose posters I’m sure you have smeared all over your bedroom, IS BRITISH. Therefore, he has an accent just like the rest of the Harry Potter cast. And yes, your precious “RPatz” was in Harry Potter. He played Cedric Diggory in the fourth film. What’s even worse than your ridiculous commentary on their accents is your jab at their appearances. The characters aren’t supermodels, they’re students at a school. These kids aren’t unattractive. Hermione’s hair was teased to look like that since the book describes her as having bushy hair. And in any case, it doesn’t matter what she looks like; she’s an incredibly intelligent character. Once again, I can’t believe how vapid and shallow your commentary is. Not to mention the horrid grammar.
8. Unrealistic villains? My question here is this: in what world is it realistic for a vampire not only to exist, but to spend his time snacking on mountain lions rather than humans, then to fall for a human girl then to marry her and manage not to kill her? Please. A true vampire doesn’t sparkle.
So stop trying to prove the superiority of a clearly lackluster novel. It’s just plain RUDE.
Best Wishes
A Harry Potter Fan. (AKA an intelligent woman.)
you are fucking stupid! i had nothing against twilight…. tilll now. btw Americana sent troops to Britain to fight WITH them. we fought Germany. and you know what? All of America is descended from fucking Britain. so suck on that! Britin developed the tank and that rocks. suck on an ass!
Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity
Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend!
Hp is far superior
also please buy a dictionary
there are no sex scenes in hp, YOU are saying hp is inapropriate
Are you fuckin’ retarded?
I think i lost brain cells reading this crap.
Harry Potter FTW.
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OKAY, NO. and half of this is the same with twilight. Seriously, with the torture part, all of the volturi, especially Jane torture people. YOU ARE IGNORANT.
So teaching kids to be creepers and date people way younger/older is good? Along with wanting to hurt yourself and stay in ur room for months is too? Seriously?
FAACK you suck SO bad it makes me kind of ashamed to live in the same fucking universe as you. You are seriously a dumb whore who seems to have no knowledge whatsoever about any damn thing under the sun, and let’s face it babe. You are this amazingly delusional psychotic neurotic bitch. You like Twishit and that would be fine, but you go ahead and trash HP! You fucking diss on a generation! What are you, retarded?! Seriously bitch, grow up, get a fucking life and honestly. Step out of the shithole that your imaginary world lies in. Because, obviously. HP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Twifuckingshit. Coming from someone who’s read both series and watched all the movies from a critic’s point of view.
You know, just by posting that, you kind of deserve to be hit by a car. Possibly a flying one. Adios, friend. Hope you grow something in the grey-cell department.
Love,
Meg.
Youre a horrible person. You might think that Twilight is better and thats okay, thats your personal view. But we think Harry Potter is better, and thats OUR personal view, so dont go against it, because we can think what we want, we dont need a bitch like you telling us what to do.
I am ashamed to live in the same country as you, as I will be judged and patronized for your moronic and ill-conceived comments. I’m not sure whether this is satirical or earnest, but either way, it makes me wonder how you have made it through high school up until this point. This shows how ineffective and corrupted our schools and our society are, with values placed upon boyfriends and physical attractiveness instead of wit, wisdom, strength, and well-developed relationships. Perhaps you should read the likes of Nabokov, Dickens, Austen, Tolstoy, Fitzgerald, Eliot, Shakespeare, Proust, or Chekhov. The literature available to you is boundless, and yet you pick this? I may be only 14, but I am far beyond your intellectual capacity.
You noob.
wtf twilight better than harry potter ?? lol huahaha
Hate this page!
Go HP forever!
Who’s defending Twilight BTW? 😛
I’m 13 and I can spell much better than you lot, no offence.
America’s fine, so is Britain, get on with life.
This is just so wrong, why would you say this and ron says bloody hell only in the movies, read the books
And thats racist, british people are the best
Owned
First of all:
*People
*Weasley, Lupin, Fred, Tonks (there should be a capital letter in front of a name, what are you, 5?)
*Unacceptable
*That’s
*Kids
*Shouldn’t
There are more, but I can’t be arsed to correct all of your poor spelling.
1. I’d hardly call ‘bloody hell’ and ‘bitch’ swearing, especially when you’re saying ‘fucking’, your hypocritical dolt.
2. What the fuck? Death IS natural. Just because in Twilight, everyone is a sparkly moron who lives forever, that doesn’t mean everyone is.
3. It’s not going to teach people torture is okay, unless they’re an idiot- like you. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort are EVIL, and therefore don’t just go around interrupting baseball games and sending minions out to collect tourists, unlike the ‘villains’ in your puny vampire books.
4. You are a racist, nasty little bitch! How dare you? America produced the fucking Harry Potter movies, you dumb little bint. And get your history right, America fought alongside us in WW2 against the Germans and we WON, actually. You wouldn’t be alive if we’d lost, so read a proper book for once and learn your shitty history.
5. I’m terribly sorry that your tiny mind is incapable of understanding a truly understandable story. Everyone else gets it, so I suppose your just incredibly stupid.
6. Your spelling truly is atrocious. For my answer to this number, see point four.
7. Just because the characters aren’t all pale, sparkly, Jedward-haired fairies doesn’t mean that they aren’t attractive. You’re saying Harry Potter is unrealistic, but everyone in the real world aren’t inhumanly beautiful. And what, once you turn fifty you have to suddenly be straight? You disgust me, you homophobe.
8. I’m actually debating whether this is fake or you’re actually that stupid. Gah, you’re such an IDIOT! For my input on this view, see numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7.
Rude? We’re the rude ones? Get a life and go outside. Don’t worry, you’re not going to sparkle. And buy a dictionary, maybe learn to spell.
Are you kidding with me? Harry Potter ALL THE WAY! Twilight never will be as good as Harry Potter. Why? cuz:
*”Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it
is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King
*Real vampires do NOT sparkle in the sunlight. They die!
*Werewolves are NOT dogs!
AND I LOVE VAMPIRES BUT IT DOESN’T MEAN I LOVE TWILIGHT!
Dear Twilight,
Our Charlie works with Dragons – yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella is a psychotic fighter – your Bella couldn’t fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder – yours was some creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she’s lost her mind – yours is an overly preppy irritating child.
Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and evil – yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Pattinson is a good, loyal, man who got murdered by Voldemort – yours sparkled in the sun
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in – yours fought over a girl who was alredy taken
Sincerly,
The people who want you to stop stealing our names.
*A WET paper bag lol
About our James, you forgot that he faced the Darkest wizard of all time without a wand to give his wife a few more minutes to get away with their son. I’ve read a lot of this threads and every time someone talks about love in Harry Potter they talks about Lily dying for Harry and begging to Voldemort to kill her instead, but I’ve only read ONE PERSON who talked about James. Which is horrible because I love James. And Sirius. And Remus. And my version of young Peter.
And Twilight Alice is actually a quite nice person. But except that, you’re totally right.
ok number one you do know harry potter has a theme park in AMERICA and twilight doesn’t i think that wright there proves that just because it isn’t from america doesn’t mean it’s not better and really its not that hard to understand and if someone needs a so called slang dictionary to understand it then your an idiot
Ummm you do realize your lording twilight over us Harry potter fans so your doing exactly what you say you don’t like. Anyway Harry potter characters teach us to stand up for what’s right while twilight teaches us nothing. I mean bella throws herself off a cliff when Edward leaves. When Ron leaves hermione doesn’t wallow self pity she goes out and kicks some voldy shorts butt!!
Oh and in case you didn’t realize you just insulted a whole bunch of people.good luck with that also read some actual classics like oh idk BRITISH classics like pride and prejudice or some Charles dickens.
my friend showed me a thing on mozila firefox and it’s to blow up sites (iwas going to delte this peace of crap) but the bad thing is that i dont find it. (i was also going to delete the twilightgirls site-that would be so AWESOME) and you should realise that you’re racist! you’re stupid! Harry Potter makes sense. i shall tell you how twilihght should have ended: a werewolf should have come and kill Bella! and bloody hell isnt svearing (and you do censored for that-then you say theF-word without censore-WHAT THE HECK?) so tell me, how many problems do you have,- let me guess: 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 problems!
well honoursly, look how many negative coents you’ve got and you still dont get that writing this crap was the dumbest thing ever done in 5the history of mankind!
every single comment on this damn is neative! so what are tryin’?
only 3 likes! and how many dislikes do you think it would get if it was possible to dislike? i think about 7.000.000.000=7Billions
To Lizzie Bella.
Here are some conclusions i have come up with to explain this article.
1. You are in fact a comic genius disguised as an ignorant Twilight Fan… You have gone undercover on the internet and revealed the ignorant, racist, homophobic people that think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. If this is so than i solute you as a Wonderful Awesome Person.
2. If you are actually like this than my words are as follows… It makes me sad that I am an American, which is why i have moved to Africa (seriously…) Where to begin.. If i am homosexual and i get old… what then? Do you think that Gays are supposed to die young? Am i supposed to get sucked on by a vamp so i can stay young and sparkly well into my hundreds? Also Men wear dresses. Have you ever been to Vegas, Comicon, or the Mall? I would def. watch the BirdCage with Nathan Lane and Kevin Kline.
3. You dropped the F-Bomb like 20 times. So umm… i wouldn’t really accuse JK Rowling of using a curse word exactly three times in 7 books. As said many times in comments above, America did NOT Fight the Brits in WW2. They fought the Germans (Nazi’s/Hitler) and Japan, (unfortunately) I would definitely recommend reading something other than shitty teen romance novels whose main fan base includes mentally retarted elderly women and girls who have hit there heads too many times as children and consumed alcohol instead of breast milk…
4. England is know for its culture and awesomeness. America is know for its fat people and annoying paparazzi and Joke of a government.
5. You may insult my favorite book series, you may insult England, But you MAY NOT INSULT MY LUNA!!! She is 10000000000 times the women you will ever be. She has spunk and character.
6. As to the plot and back bone of the Twilight book.. Sneeze laugh. are you kidding me… How long did it take Stephanie Meyer to think of it? Hmm…. A year tops. JK Rowling spent 10 years penniless single mothering to plan out the entire series. Which by the way has SO MUCH MORE to offer the literary world than half of your pathetic library. Example. Harry Potter is an underdog hero’s journey combined with Gothic romance, Post modernism, Boarding School fiction, and many many more. I would recommend reading John Granger’s “Harry Potter’s Bookshelf” If you can read…
7. Ok When you say the villains in Harry Potter are unrealistic??? Ok so they may generally have noses, but apart from that JK Rowling draws from real villains to write the death eaters. Voldemort with his obsession with Purity relates to Hitler. (If you don’t know who that is i would check out wikipedia. I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t because, well you can’t tell the difference between british people and german people…) The death eaters with there hate crimes against muggles are based on the KKK. Klu Klux Klan.. I really don’t have time to explain this. Buy an Encyclopedia. So are the Volturi more real to you? Thats probably the asberger syndrome talking… You should see someone. So you think if a book has people killing and torturing for fun it will make innocent children want to do the same??? What about a book that encourages the need to be liked by a dead boyfriend who hungers for your blood. It seems to me that you would more likely jump off of a cliff or beg your boyfriend to kill you or get you pregnant, than say tarnish your wand and go Avada Kedavra to your Algebra teacher…
Nuff said… Thanks for the interesting perspective. I really really hope i was right about number one. because i am a glass half full type of person and i really want to think there is some hope for the world. If you are as dumb as everyone else thinks at least i feel very superior as i am the same age as you and feel very very clever indeed at this point. Best of luck. Hope you find some other occupation that doesn’t need a high school diploma.
~YZ
Everything that I want to say in response to your pure idiocy has been said, so I’m gonna keep this short and sweet.
1 – You’re a retard
2 – You’re a homophobe
3 – You’re a racist
I could go on, but these are my main issues.
ARE YOU A EFFING IDIOT?!
First off, you did a brilliant job writing this. Your flawless grammar, spelling, and sentence structure have only been seen on the likes of a Twi-hard gorilla learning to write.
1. LANGUAGE?! YOU’RE CONCERNED ABOUT LANGUAGE?! I’ve read the Twilight Saga, and the language is worse. And did you read Breaking Dawn? And you’re worried about language being bad for kids?
2. People die everyday. Deal.
3. It’s the villains who torture. It shows that torture is BAD. In case your freshly learned Pre-K reading skills haven’t developed enough to figure it out.
4. You do realize that Americans speak the same language that the British do. So if you’re having trouble reading it, then you must really suck at “American” reading, too. Also: do you realize how dumb and prejudiced that sounds?
5.Hermione is Beautiful. Luna is amazing. Bella is described as plain looking. You must be really ugly.
6.It sounds homophobic. Gotta tell you.
7.But your VAMPIRE villains are completely realistic, right? Hey at least OURS are HUMAN
CONCLUSION: you suck, creep. Harry Potter is realistic. It shows the meaning of friendship, the balance of good and evil. Twilight shows how great having a pretty boyfriend is.. 🙂
And our Bella could kick yours @$$.
BY THE WAY: TOWARDS THE END THERE, I HAD TROUBLE HEARING OU OVER OUR THEMEPARK!
Read part one and then read all the swear words you used, which are obiously worse than Potters.. Doesn’t seem you have a problem with swearing…
I really hope this is a joke. Like, REALLY REALLY hope. If it’s not, then go to school and get your head out of your ass. Even if I didn’t like Harry Potter, this is a load of shit. I read Harry Potter and Twilight. All of them. I’d say I’m pretty qualified to discuss this, and point out that almost all the reasons you have listed here apply to Twilight as well. James tortures Bella, and then Victoria makes an army of blood-thirsty crazed maniacal vampire babies before getting her mother-fucking HEAD ripped off her BODY.
Oh, by the way. If you haven’t heard, England and America were allies in WWII. Allies means they fought together and won. Idiot.
…I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
OMG!!! I COMPLETLY AGREEE!!!! I MEAN HOW COULD THEY EVER LYV UP 2 BELLA ND EDWARD??? LYK SHEE TRID 2 JMP OF A CLYF FOR EDWARD CUZ SHE LUVED HIM. THATS TRU LUV. LOLOLOL
are… are you being serious? really? do you actually think that? please tell me you’re trolling
One thing, you say that it is hard to understand British accents,I personally found your article extremely difficult to read with all of your ridiculous spelling mistakes.
I am Australian, so I’m in between British and American cultures, I can watch the movies and understand them, I can also watch American movies and understand them. I think that you are making such a big deal out of these problems, I read Harry Potter when I was in year 5, I absolutely loved it! I read Twilight in year 7, and absolutely loved it. I love both but I think that you are being ridiculous.
Get over it and stop being such a hater.This is not a way to make friends. Do not be rude about the British. My best friend is British and she is 100 times smarter then you appear to be with your arguments on this matter, my best friend is a huge hp fan and I will show this to her, I am sure if she met you in the street, she would spit in your face. Stop making a bad name for Americans.
Pull that stick out of your arse and grow up.
Anonymous.
I am a Harry Potter fan and you need to go somewhere okay. Get the fuck outta here! I’m sorry for the language but you are extremely ignorant & I don’t care how old this is or isn’t because either way it’s still true that you are ignorant! Here are a couple reasons…
1.) WW2 was about Hitler not America & England
2.) I am American too, I read the books an understood everything, and the British aren’t ‘ ‘weirdos’ just cause they have an accent doesn’t mean anything cause you might have an accent and not notice it cause you don’t here your voice the way everyone else does
3.) I used to be a huge Twilight fan too, then I started reading Harry Potter & I liked it better. And death is a part of life of you don’t understand that then its your loss because everyone is going to die one day. And you think death in a book is depressing? What till you go through it in real life! Also, wanna see depressing look at Bella and her stupid ass looking all depressed! Look at Forks too that’s the most depressing shit I’ve ever seen!
4.) Robert Pattinson (Edward) was in Harry Potter too & he’s British too so stop saying shit about the British!
5.) Twilight characters: Bella, depressing ugly little whore that never stops falling : Edward, glittering fairy princess :Jacob, pile of dog shit :Volturi, crazy blood thirsty bastards who want to hurt people :Cullen, retarded vegetarians :Wolves, smelling dogs etc….
6.) Stephinie Meyers thought of twilight in a dream she had, J.K Rowling spent 15 years of her life to create the world of Harry Potter!
7.) American is all North and South America, and the most advanced country in the world is China or Japan! America is not a great as you think it is, it has a skitophrenic personality
8.) cursing everyone does it you do it too &twilight has sex scenes do shut your face and get a life cuz twilightis making you want to run around trying to bite people and drink their blood! Plus back in the sex thing who would sex with someone that’s dead?! Its like… Would you fuck a zombie?
So please get the fuck outta here acting like your opinion counts! Mine does cause I read all the twilight book more times then you I own all the movies that are available and will get breaking dawn when it comes out & cause I read every harry potter book and own every movie! Now go in a corner with your plastic fangs that you dipped in red paint and go suck a pomegranate!!
LOOK, just because you are uneducated and childish does not mean you should go around bashing HP, REALLY, you want to talk about innapropriate? TRY the fact that Bella is WORTHLESS as a human being and as a woman, no sorry a little girl because if a woman acts like she did in the series she deserves to be with a CHILD for all of enternity just like Bella wanted to, you say HP has cursing in it, oh well thats life and its a LOT cleaner than Bella’s constant battle to have sex with fuckward. BTW Kristen Stewart is a horrible actress in that series, or oh, im sorry, were the screams in new moon SUPPOSED to sound like a badly faked orgasm, the ONE thing bella desired so much from the beloved edward who LEFT the dumb bint. The characters in Twilight are pathetic and so my dear are you. Dont talk about things you clearly know nothing about.
1. Not too many kids actually read it. Besides, it’s not like swearing doesn’t happen in real life.
2. Death is natural you idiot!
3. Sorry, I didn’t get the memo that said MURDERERS DON’T EXIST!
4. Maybe you didn’t know, but Rob is British AND he was in the fourth Harry Potter movie. Besides, that’s just being racist
5. They remade it for America. Are you reading the British version?
6. THEY ARE BRITISH! THEY ARE TALKING NORMALLY!
7. Is everyone perfect? NO! The whole point is that people have flaws. In Twilight, everyone is so perfect, but that is not REALISTIC!
8. NEWS FLASH: It takes a while to make a plan like that. Plus THE VOLTORI ARE VAMPIRES! THEY ARE ABOUT AS UNREALISTIC AS A 4-YEAR OLD’S MIND!
Plus your after sentence ‘Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.’ YOU JUST DID THAT!
This is the biggest troll I have ever seen. Nobody can like that pathetic excuse for a kindergartener’s book called “Twilight”. She’s probably eleven or one of those “self-titled hopeless romantics” I’m hearing so much less about.
Oh because Edward is so amazing? He’s a sparkly little bitch, and Harry Potter teaches courage and bravery, what does Twilight teach you? To fall in love with vampires, and to risk your life for a man? That’s totally cool. -__- Dumbasses these days
People like you honestly make me want to kill myself. Why do you even exist? You’re part of the stupidity/complete airheadedness problem that is taking over the next generations. Get an education and shut the hell up please.
ARE YOU NOT A DUMB BITCH OR WHAT?
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen.
Wow
Okay
This didnt piss me off so much at first
It was until you started insulting another country that pissed me off. England is our closest ally, and youre going to badmouth them? Low.
And you might want to check your history, sweetie. England was our ally in WW2. They fought against us and lost in the American Revolution, which was over 200 years ago.
People like you is why I stopped liking Twilight. I couldnt stand being in the same fandom as immature little girls.
So good day to you miss. I hope you have fun in little Twilight sparkle fairy vampire world.
What the bloody hell did I just read.
Your life sucks..
I really hope that for your sake, this is a joke. Because if not, your brain is garbage.
I seriously hope this was a joke
This is such an obvious troll. . . I just can’t omg i can’t
IM sorry I can’t hear you over our THEME PARK!!
J.k. killed those characters to show how some kids were left without parents after the war, and how people brothers, sons and husbands…I could debate every single thing you said but it’s not worth it.
I hope for the sake of humanity that this is some sort of troll post because if it’s not… you cannot go around bragging that America’s the best at ANYTHING while people like you exist. My suggestions: learn the difference between “fact” and “opinion”, and take a history lesson or two. And an English lesson. Hell, just get the fuck back in school and stay there until your ignorance gets beaten the hell out of you.
All of this made worse by the fact that, of course, Twilight sucks. And your precious Edward… well, the guy who plays him anyway… is British darling. And (I believe) was in Harry Potter first. Awkward…
And Robert Pattinson has said that if he could choose, he would choose to play Cedric Diggory over Edward Cullen anytime. He hates Edward.
And yes, Harry Potter is way older than Twilight.
What Harry potter means: friendship, succeeding against difficulty, friendship, etc.
Twilight: um I dunno I kinda think this guy lieks meh but aim nit sure…
Oh by the Doctor Who>American television
Oh my goddess. Are you serious? You are clearly brain-dead. I have read both Twilight and Harry Potter (all of them) and watched all movies for both of them (albeit my sister practically had to drag me to Breaking Dawn Part 1), so I feel I have a good enough understanding for both sides, though personally I like Harry Potter much better than Twilight as a whole. I am neither Brit or American, I am Canadian, so I feel like I have less of a bias.
For your first point, “Bloody Hell” is not even bad compared to the swearing in Twilight. They say things like “Bastard” “Damn”, etc. all through Twilight. And That’s coming from the teens in this series. “Bloody Hell” is pretty much a British thing for when something isn’t good. And when Mrs. Weasley calls Bellatrix a “B*tch”, for one, that isn’t even the last book, and two, Bellatrix was coming after her only daughter Ginny. I admit, I was surprised that it came out of her mouth, but it fit the scene and at least it came from one of the adults. As for little kids, it is completely suitable for children no younger than 8 years of age, depending on the child. And that is entirely up to the parents. That has nothing to do with J.K Rowling. In Twilight there is much swearing, so it isn’t suitable for anyone under 15. I admit 13 is okay, but really pushing it personally.
For your second point, you’re calling Harry Potter violent? Hmm let’s see, In the first book, Edward and James fight, destroying most if not all of the mirrors in the dance studio, then Emmett and Jasper take James and rip him apart and burn the pieces. And that’s the first book alone. Laurent is killed by the werewolves (torn to pieces) in the second, Victoria and her side-kick in the third, Bella is nearly killed by her own BABY, Bella tries to kill Jacob and the Cullens have a very violent battle in the fourth. In Harry Potter, the only violence is when Voldemort comes to kill Harry, and of course, they would fight back. It’s only common sense. Other than that, no violence, and that only happens once in most of the books. Death is okay and natural, everyone has their time. It doesn’t teach unnatural things like when you die you can come back to life as some emo, sparkly disgrace of a vampire.
As for your third point, let me make one thing incredibly clear. THE EVIL VILLANS KILL AND TORTURE PEOPLE. It is not the good guys, unless they have too. Obviously. Now let’s look at Twilight. James enjoys killing people, the Volturi enjoy killing people, Jane tortures the mind, and Jasper, well it is clear through all the books that he is very close to snapping and killing people. Voldemort and his Deatheaters torture and kill because Voldy has no sympathy, empathy and he doesn’t value life. His Deatheaters kill because they are also evil, but they also know that if they don’t do what he says, he won’t think twice about killing them.
Moving on to the fourth point. Now what kind of ignorance led you to spit out those lies? I am not trying to sound mean to the Americans, but come on. All caucasians have basically come from the different parts of Europe, especially Britain. I’ll admit, America is one of the superpowers of the world stage, but China is by far the most advanced and powerful. You can’t get anything from America today without a ‘Made in China’ label on it. And your Britain vs. America logic is completely idiotic. Just because things are made in America DOES NOT mean that it is better. I’ve been to Britain and visited by Great-Grandparent’s estate, and the products there are much better quality than in America (I shop sometimes in Michigan and holiday in Florida in March). And, Great Britain was on OUR side during WW2. We were fighting Russia, who allied Japan, Italy, Russia, and some others. That point alone makes it incredibly hard to take you seriously. I mean, come on. How did you pass History class?
Next, your fifth point. Anyone with a decent IQ can follow Harry Potter. It comes across completely straightforward with awesome detail and great wording. Also, to be honest, there really isn’t much Brit slang if at all, and it doesn’t take an English scholar to figure it out. Come on. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you didn’t have enough of a IQ to read this, but you can read Twilight? Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? You’re right, you shouldn’t need a dictionary, but clearly you do.
Moving on, YOU CALL HARRY POTTER MOVIES CRAP?! Twilight has bad actors *cough* Kristen Stewart *cough cough*, airbrushed abs *cough* Rob Pattinson *cough cough*, filmed using washed out colours and is about sparkly, greasy haired vampires and werewolves that are basically overgrown dogs. Harry Potter on the other hand, gets as close to the books as they can get under 3 hours. They use special effects with the wands, dementors, etc. And well, as for the “funny” accents, the story takes place in Britain, written by a Bitain, so of COURSE they would hire Brit actors. And the accents aren’t even that bad. You can understand them just fine if you could hear them over your ignorance pouring out of your mouth. And “normal” would be the American accent. “Normal” for them is their accent. The only reason it is viewed as an accent is because Americans don’t speak that way. But in Britain, a Canadian has a Canadian accent, and Americans have American accents. Goddess help us if all Americans turn out to be like you, turning up to the American/Canadian border in the middle of July with skiis on the roof of your car. And you think they can’t talk right? Look at the way you’re “speaking” and your fowl mouth. After you just talked about how they are confusing and Harry Potter has too much swearing. I want to scrub your mouth out with soap. You disgust me.
The actors are not ugly. They are just being themselves, one of the messages in the books. They may not conform to the norm, they are just being true to themselves, something you clearly can’t fathom. And I go not appreciate the “ginger” comment. You just continue to spew out ignorance, don’t you? How pathetic. I may not be a “ginger”, but that was very rude nonetheless, even if you considered it a joke. Dumbledore is not creepy. You call him creepy when Edward watches Bella in her sleep without her knowledge? Yeah, that’s not creepy at all. Don’t judge a book by it’s cover sweetheart. I’m pretty sure you’re the only one who thinks beards are creepy. Honestly. And it’s not a dress that he wears. It’s called a robe. Of course you don’t see them around because it’s a wizard’s garment of clothing. What led to the idea you thought he was gay? That’s just a rumor in my opinion that people like you feed on. And old people can be gay. You don’t think that the young homosexuals of today aren’t someday going to be old? Take Ellen Degeneres and HER wife, Portia. They will someday be old, not necessarily as old as Dumbledore(150 years, btw) and still be lesbian. More ignorance, why am I not surprised? Pitiful.
Moving on to your last point, you think Wizards and Witches are unrealistic, but vampires are not? What kind of logic is that? Witches have been around for centuries. It may not be all “Stupify” and “Lumos”, but it isn’t far off. In fact, you’re talking to one right now. Also, vampires aren’t real, not even close. It was just a story fabricated when Lord Dracule (aka the REAL Count Dracula) supposedly drank the blood of his victums of impalement. Which historians believed he did not, they only came up with that story to scare off his enemies and earn the fellowship of the townspeople. The Volturi aren’t even real villains. They hide in their palace in Italy, meanwhile Voldemort actually tries multiple times, not just sending his Deatheaters to kill him, much like the Volturi did. And Voldemort didn’t wait until the end of the school year. Even the battle at Hogwarts in the last book was during the school year. The only reason Voldy didn’t attack Harry during the summer was because he didn’t know where Harry was being kept. The only place he knew Harry would be was Hogwarts. Same with the hunting of the horcruxes. Voldy didn’t know where Harry was, so it was kind of hard to attack, wouldn’t you think? You think Harry Potter villains have bad hair? (I admit they do, but it goes with the “villain” personna.) Even the good guys in Twilight have bad hair, not to mention the Volturi do too. Edward has so much product it looks rock hard and extremely greasy. It makes you wonder “How many decades has it been since he had a decent shower?” And the Volturi with their long, greasy hair, now I find that creepy. They come across almost pedohillic, the way they act and look. And you thought HP villains are creepy and have bad hair.
You have proved nothing. I have gone through all your points and have found the equivalent in Twilight, and pointed out your stupid, pathetic, ignorant lies and comments. Harry Potter is much better, no matter what a obviously brain-dead Twihard like you think.
You think that we’re rude? Look in the mirror. You’ve said many rude things about not only Harry Potter, but the fans, writer, actors, and the country of Britain. People in glass houses mustn’t throw stones. As soon as you Twihards stop slamming Harry Potter and hacking fan pages, we’ll stop smacking Twilight. Harry Potter teaches you to be yourself, good doesn’t always win the battle but wins the war, and that true power lies inside each and every one of us. Twilight teaches us that falling in love with something dead is okay, and that if we are left by our lover that we should fall into an almost comatose state. You may try to fight back, but I simply cannot take you seriously.
I have one last thing to say to you. So, you may say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, but I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of our AMUSEMENT PARK.
Oh yeah, I forgot to add something. Get rid of that picture of Kristen Stewart as your user photo and let us see your real face. You’re not fooling anyone. My rant = done.
Anyone who thinks Britain fought against America in World War II has their opinions automatically disregarded.
The awkward moment when a twilight fan doesn’t know that Robert Pattinson is British…
Well aren’t you shallow? You’re not making it better, you’re making HP fans hate Twilight more because of the part of its idiot fans. I know quite a sum of twilight fans that are respects HP fans too, also some of them are fans of both. This type of people gives the good people of twilight fandom a bad name.
One that irks me the most is #7. The characters are ugly in twilight too. Exception for Jacob, though. Edward looks weird, especially in the sunlight. Sparkling also. Kristen, Bella- there’s no emotion, I can’t see any emotion her face is still and motionless. And dare you say HP? I’ve got a lot more complains but I’ve got more important things to do than to rant onto an idiot.
oh god, this is so pathetic
TROOOOOOOOOOOLL IN THE DUNGEON!!! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!
thought you ought to know.
I’m convinced that this was written by a 12 year old girl who has never even watched a Harry Potter movie, let alone read any of the books.
Twilight is about a needy girl who can’t do anything that makes sense or anything for herself. From the moment she comes to Forks, something she didn’t want to do but isn’t explained very well, she immediacy starts rejecting everyone’s friendship because of Edward. Some creepy guy who shows tendencies of someone bi-polar, stalker like, and violent.
He tells her he has a temper, he tells her he wants her to stay away but at the same time he won’t leave her alone. One minute he’s happy, and the next he’s raging over something. Don’t believe me? Just reread Twilight. It’s all there.
Hell, New Moon is about this girl’s depression after her boyfriend dumped her. Months go by and she’s pathetic, anti-social, and contemplating harming herself to hear her ex’s voice. Is that a good role model for girls? Your boyfriend dumped you and therefore you aren’t functional at all?
Worse yet she rejects the most likable character, Jacob, to get back with Sparkles.
I could go on about how flawed the logic is, how much of a bitch Bella is, and how Twilight as a whole is flawed but you get the general idea. Bella is a pathetic Mary Sue.
In contrast Harry Potter is a series about growing up, facing your fears, becoming who you were destined to me, and making REAL sacrifices.
I want to strangle you to death so there will be one last stupid person on this planet. Please for the love of my father never reproduce again.
I.. I can’t even.. So badly do I want to inform you of your stupidity, but I just can’t find the right words. So what the other commenters have said will have to do. And, to everyone, please stop throwing insults about nationalities. The comment above mine says “TYPICAL AMERICAN”. Saying that makes you look just as stupid as the OP. It’s rude and uncalled for (no matter who you’re saying “typical ____” about). There are people like this everywhere. No place is so high and mighty that everyone from there is so amazingly intelligent.
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Bahaha… The British fought against us and they lost… Suuuuuuuuure… Yeah, that’s what happened. ‘Cause, y’know, axis and allies, all that… Didn’t happen the way the text books and what not said… Right. Right. Harry Potter’s okay, not bad. Not great, but not bad. Twilight sucks all the kinds of ass. All of the kinds. Really. Fuckin’ terrible. The story of a girl throwing every logical decision out of the window for her obsession with a corpse is no where near a good style of writing.
Come at me, high school kids who read literary feces. I am prepared for lulz.
TWILIGHT ISN’T LITERATURE! And yes. I’m American, but you’re a dumbass if you think it’s the most technologically advanced. OOOHHHH NOOOOoooo I said a CURSEWORD~! T___T
You. Fail. T_________T
Oh, honey. Did you hit your head?
Just please, don’t ever breed! PLEASE!
Oh my god! Do you go to school? First of all learn the difference beetween America and the United States and second “British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2” WTF!!! It’s because of people like you that the world think that americain are a buch of jerks
Please travel abroad. Harry vs Twilight aside, your post reeks of ethnocentrism at it’s worst. American culture is deteriorating daily because people like you are not taking the initiative and LEARNING ANYTHING IMPORTANT.
LMAO! Bloody Hell. This blog is hilarious.
Are you fucking retarded? First off you can barely spell and you have horrible grammar therefore you think Twilight is amazing despite its craptasticness. Secondly death is natural shithead so yeah, you’re fucking wrong there too. Third, WWII buddy? Fucking really? We fought WITH the British dumbass! We fought against them in the Revolutionary War. Fourth, the characters are British, that’s why they have that accent and if you can’t understand them then you’re fucking retarded. Are you like 12? Please shut up and learn shit before you start talking about stuff you have no idea about.
The awkward moment when they didn’t know the Robert Pattinson is British
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. This entire blog is made of hate, bad grammar, and terrible spelling.
Your grammar skills show that you must be a little prepubescent girl to think this. A little advise sweetheart, if you are going to trash anything at least be able to use commas, spell, and don’t try to sound smart by using big words in this underdeveloped pile of BS. Oh and just so you know Robert Patterson, AKA Edward Cullen, the sparkling vampire is British.
This may be the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. To prove a point, here’s a counter argument to everything you just said.
1. Yes, people swear…it’s life. bloody hell is a commonly used British phrase and saying “bitch” once…really? It was used to show the extreme anger that Molly felt when her child, especially her only daughter, was being threatened.
2. Yes, people die. Thousands of people die every day, but you don’t here anyone complain when they read the newspaper. Good guys were killed off because it adds depth and gravity to the books.
3. Oh dear god get your history straight. We were allies with the British in WWI and WWII. The last war that was fought against the British was in the early 1800’s. Also, America is not the greatest country in the world.The economy is failing, over a hundred thousand people are out of jobs, and we are destroying the global ecosystem. You must have never been to England, because it is absolutely fantastic there.
5. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?!?!?! EVERY. SINGLE. LANGUAGE. HAS. SLANG. The fact that you have your head stuck too far up your ass to understand it is your own problem.
6. See the previous comment. But honestly, this may be the stupidest thing yet. People in America all have different accents depending on what region you’re from. The movie takes place in England, so it makes sense to use British actors who have the accent.
7. Let’s break this one down, shall we? The characters are ugly and creepy. No, they are normal people. I’m sorry, but I don’t particularly like dating people whose eyes change color depending on if they’ve drunken blood or not, are freezing all the time, and are hard as a rock. The characters are NORMAL so that people can relate to them better. Now, let me make one thing very clear to you: ANYONE CAN BE GAY! It doesn’t matter their age, gender, or race. Also, they aren’t dresses, they’re robes. If you think beards are creepy good luck when you get to college. Yes, Harry has a scar…that’s kind of the whole point of the freaken series.
8. I just can’t even take this anymore. A person who kills people for fun and tortures them is called a psychopath. They exist in real life. Again, this is fiction. If you believe everything you read please go get yourself analyzed by a professional psychologist. You think the Volturi are real villains? They want to destroy a child. How is that not messed up?
Harry Potter IS better than Twilight. JK Rowling is a much more talented author than Meyers. For over ten years, JK Rowling inspired kids to believe in magic and that love will always triumph. What did Twilight teach again? Oh and I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of the Harry Potter theme park.
1. I REALLY hope this is a joke.
2. Twilight is horrible.
3. Britain fought WITH us in WWII.
4. Learn how to spell, PLEASE. Your spelling and grammar made me want to cry.
5. Old people can’t be gay? What kind of logic is that? If someone’s gay, do you just expect them to magically turn straight when they get old?
6. The actors are British. The characters are supposed to be British. OF COURSE they would have British accents!
…There’s so much more I could say, but this really isn’t worth any more of my time.
Feed not yon trolls!
TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
are you fucking stupid?
You.. are an idiot. “It teaches people that death is okay and natural”
Hello?? Everyone dies dumbass. It is natural and it is OK because it’s a part of life. I am so embarrassed by this right now, I can’t believe it was written by a human being it is so unbelievably stupid.
Are you fucking retarded
let’s analyse this for a second:
1) yea, I will admit that to my knowledge, harry potter does swear more than twilight. which is to say, only one swear was uttered in the series. but, your argument is that it is inappropriate for kids, when the basic plot of twilight is about a horny teenage girl wanting to get laid. and a pedophile “werewolf” wanting to get it on with her half dead baby? yea, totally good for kids.
2) too violent? um, did you forget the part in twilight when they RIPPED A GUY APART AND SET THE PIECES ON FIRE?! and they do this again, in every book?! sweet jesus, that right there is totally perfect for kids.
3) torturing people for fun. it also happened in twilight. in the second book, with your beloved
Volturi. and in the final book. try to get your facts strait.
4) your problem is that it’s British? seriously? that’s like me saying i hate the sky because it’s blue.
5) pretty much the same thing as 4.
6) again, same thing as 4.
7) i’m sorry, have you looked at Bella’s actor without the 15 layers of makeup? she looks like the crypt keeper. and also, really? your problem with Dumbledore is that he’s gay? i’m sorry, what little respect i had for you is now gone.
8) yea, and vampires that sparkle aren’t unreal. and about the torturing bit? again, book 2 and 4. they torture and kill for fun. and waiting for school to be out before trying to kill the main character? your right, they don’t do that. they wait till they have GRADUATED before they decide to do anything, which is even more stupid.
to round it all up, you have no idea what the hell you are talking about, and by claiming that you speak for the entirety of the twilight fandom, you have now not only made yourself look like a fool, but also the fandom as a whole.
P.S: JESUS CHRIST THAT GRAMMAR IS HORRIBLE.
This trolling is truly world-class. How it seems as though it could be legit whilst being incredibly stupid at the same time! My compliments to the author (troll) on being able to mis-spell ‘confusing’. And extra credit on the ability to fail History in it’s entirety but have the knowledge to create a web document. This will surely get you onto the homepage of Art of Trolling. 😀
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Please post this!
you guys can figure out that this is a troll right
I just… I just can’t….. You, Madam, are the reason people in other countries think all American’s are total imbeciles. And I’m ashamed to share a country with you. God, I can’t wait to move back to Germany….. Twilight is badly written. The author can’t decide whether to keep it all in past or present tense.
Oh, and let me tell you what Twilight tells you is okay.
According to Twilight, it is okay to:
-Defy your parents completely.
-Run away from home.
-Let a guy stay in your room all night.
-Self mutilate yourself.
-Center your ENTIRE existence around a boy.
-Get married right out of high school.
-Have sex and get pregnant as a teen.
-And worst of all, IT’S OKAY TO CALL A CHILD YOUR SOUL MATE AND PRETTY MUCH LOVE ON THEM.
Pedophilia much?
So, no, Twilight is not better than Harry Potter. Now get off a blog and go back to Club Penguin kid.
Hey, a few of my second and third cousins got married right out of high school! As for me, it’s okay. And self-mutilation is not okay, but quite common. I personally find it better than harming other people (I did both). Relieving your mental pain with physical pain is quite a natural reaction. Not everything that is included in a book has to be okay. The thing is, the books should make it clear what is okay and what is not.
Oh, and we can’t hear you over HARRY POTTER’S THEME PARK, VIDEO GAMES, 12 ONLINE STORES, MILLIONS OF DIFFERENT MERCHANDISE AND THE BEST SELLING BOOK IN THE WORLD TODAY.
You’ve GOT to be a troll.
Teenagers can be pretty dumb, but come on.
Being at this level of stupid is just… pathetic.
I can’t even be mad at you, I just feel really bad for your parents.
That Nazi british bastards!
Thank You America!
LOL
You are all being trolled so hard. No one can be this retarded. Just leave her be. I do find it funny that at the end of the article it suggested an ad to improve my brain power. I needed it.
Greetings typical American twilight fangirl.
This article obviously shows you have an I.Q the same as a common house plant and the same level of imagination. I will endeavour to write a review on your obvious attempt at trolling and keep my opinions on HP v TL unbiased. No promises
“theres too much swearing” Nothing else needs to be said in this section except: get outside if you think “bloody hell” is bad, go to a local school and the kids there swear like pirates, grow up.
“its too violent. Like people in every book, I mean its just depressing” TOO VIOLENT? Harry Potter’s too VIOLENT? Who wants to read a book that’s VIOLENT? I guess your right, I mean, the books have only sold more than 400 MILLION copies world wide and the brand being worth $15 BILLION. Plus, one of twilight’s main characters is a VAMPIRE, which as you probably wouldn’t know, are fucking undead creatures who drink blood and kill INNOCENT people. Oh and vampires aren’t meant to FUCKING SPARKLE IN THE SUN.
You know what’s depressing? A loner who falls in love with an undead guy. You call it a “Teen love story” I call it Necrophilia. (Necrophilia: Having sex with a dead person)
I’m not even going to start on your grammar, its awful. “I mean little kinds and people shouldn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural” Death IS ok and natural, it’s a fucking part of life, get used to it. If you go around making kids believe the opposite, what will happen if suddenly a relative dies in an accident? You’re the fucking genius here, you work it out.
“it’s British. British stuff is never as good as American stuff. America is the top country in the world” I can’t even express how fucking ridiculous this paragraph is, America is NOT the most powerful and advanced country in the world, this just shows your complete ignorance and LACK of worldly knowledge. Also you might want to read up on your history, as America didn’t fight Britain in WW2, they fought WITH them and WON. Ever heard of the allies vs axis fucktard?
“its comfusing” (your spelling is pretty comfusing too) “I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF” If you have trouble understanding British accents, there is probably something wrong with you. I recommend someone hit you very hard in the face with a large solid object multiple times. “They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!” They should have gotten someone better WHO CAN FUCKING WRITE AN ARTICLE RIGHT!!!! Plus I’m certain these “abnormal” people can talk better than you, they also would know better grammar.
“the characters are ugly” your opinion, I don’t care.
“the villains are unrealistic. What kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN!?!?!?!” what kind of creepy fucking moron writes an article like this? According to your logic, the world is a perfect, happy place filled with magic and sparkling perverts who watch you sleep.
Fuck it, I can’t do this anymore, I’ve already lost half my I.Q points. I’m ashamed to say I gave twilight a shot and ended up with a brain aneurysm.
Fail troll is fail
Fuck off,
Alex
Robert Pattinson is British.
Robert Pattinson plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies.
To summarize so you can keep up, the Twilight movies star a British actor. Ergo, by your logic, the Twilight movies must also be terrible.
At least we found something to agree on.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
— Who ever said that Harry Potter was for children anyways? I don’t recall it ever being directed at children. But you know, swearing is PART of life and now a days, I’m hearing six year olds dropping the f-bomb. I highly doubt that Ron saying ‘Bloody h*ll’ is going to change anything.
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
— … You did not just say that the book teaches people that death is okay and natural. We’re not going to live forever darling, whether we do good or bad. You ever hear of WAR? America is in a WAR right now and good people are DYING and people are losing fathers, sons, mothers, daughters, wives, husbands, brothers, and sisters. Death is okay, it is natural, sweetheart. Harry Potter is a realistic book and it doesn’t sugar coat the dirty details and bad stuff of life. That’s why people like it. And again, I don’t recall it EVER being directed AT children specifically. If children want to read it, then they can.
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
— Where does it even mention Voldemort and Bellatrix getting turned on by causing people pain? I see that they enjoy it, but that’s just how their character is. You do realize that actual people in this world, torture people, for fun. And no one ever, ever said that Harry Potter was a very happy, go-lucky book. It was never meant to be fairies and sunshine. It’s called a PLOT. It has a strong indication to enjoying the good times in life, and remember those when things get bad, and carry on. If I recall, Bella went into a near comatose state when Edward left her, instead of doing as any normal girl would do, be heart broken for a little while then move on with life. She didn’t even strive to get over it. That’s NOT teaching girls anything good about handling break ups. Throwing yourself off a cliff too, is NOT teaching anything good either.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
— For saying that, you’re not exactly giving off the best image of ‘how Americans are the best’ when your English is atrocious. Where is your grammar, your spelling? Do you forget that we’re here largely because of the settling of English people (and other Europeans) in America? In bringing up World War 2, do yourself a favor and learn more about it first. The British were our ALLY in World War 2, AND, America didn’t even come into the war until after it had been going for several years, while the British had been in it since the beginning. Learn your history.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
— I’m having to use a dictionary to figure out most of your misspellings. The book is written, obviously, in a different dialect of English than you understand. There’s no need to bash on it though, and if you used common sense you can probably figure most of them out. Also, you’re saying that Harry Potter kind of sucks because of the language in reason 1, yet you just dropped the f-bomb?
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
— … Uhm. The books are based in England. It’s called an English accent. You do know that even people in the United States have different accents as well, yes? If you don’t like it, don’t watch the movies. Also, usually movies don’t follow the books down to exactness. But if you’re just saying the movies are crap because of their English accent, then you should just tone that down a bit and understand that not everyone speaks just like you. They’re talking perfectly normally, and grew up talking that way, in England. Everyone has an accent, I assure you. It’s just you’re so adjusted to yours, that you don’t hear it. Just as say, someone like me, is so accustomed to the German accent that I didn’t hear it. You think the way you speak is normal, and I think the way I speak is normal, and they think the way their speak is normal. It’s all perspective. Again with the f-bombs. And your English is still, terrible.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
— What is a Soun? Also who ever said that it’s all about being ‘beautiful’? Obviously what Twilight has taught you is that being ugly is bad and no one has any sort of beauty other than how other people judge them. I don’t know what your idealistic man looks like. But I feel sorry for you.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
— What makes beards creepy? I imagine that you’d prefer your man clean shaven, like Jacob or Edward. That’s fine, because different people have their different preferences. How does a beard/mustache/facial hair make someone look evil? Do you know Merlin, the great wizard from the tales of King Arthur? He had a beard too. Facial hair is a natural thing that grows on men. What’s so sick about Dumbledore wearing a ‘dress’ as you so nicely put it. I would believe those are called robes… Also if it’s so wrong for men to wear dresses, please explain to me old times, like.. togas for instance. As for him being gay, what’s so wrong about it? It is only okay for younger men in their young twenties and teenaged years to be gay? Then they have to grow out of it and be straight? I have a good friend that’s homosexual and he’s in his thirties, but I promise you, if you talked to him, you could never tell.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
— First statement, uhm…. where have you been? I’m assuming you were very young or just live under a rock to not know of the happenings of 9/11. Explain that. Tell me about that. That is real life, how is that unrealistic. Things happen, LizzieBella. Things happen, terrible things happen to good people, and sometimes that can actually leave them horribly twisted in the mind. That doesn’t even have to happen either. And I do believe that there was some sort of protection over Harry that stopped Voldemort from ‘enacting his evil plot’ until Harry was older. Also, Voldemort had to regain power in order to do anything. The Volturi are vampires, that need to eat people to live. Yes, they’re vampires, I know, but still, you say killing people is unrealistic? How often do you hear of someone EATING another? No, I hear more about the tortures, rapes, and killings, for FUN, in real life. It’s realistic. And again, … what makes you think they were MEANT to be ‘pretty’, or not creepy, or beautiful?
Enlighten me, please?
Are you 11 years old?
1. Bloody hell? That’s your no 1 reason why Twilight is better than Harry Potter?! Because Ron says bloody hell a lot and Molly calls Bellatrix a bitch? You need to sort out your priorities!
2. Death IS natural, you know. It’s that thing that kicks in when you get old and your organs fail you. Yes, Lupin dies. Fred dies. Tonks dies. Dobby dies. Moody dies. Hedwig dies. Sirius dies. I remember being young and reading the first books and thinking to myself that Jo is mean because she keeps killing everyone and then… I grew up! Good people die! That’s how the world works. Their deaths meant something. There was a reason behind it, a deep meaning that I didn’t understand when I was younger, but I do now. I understand that one must go through things like these because it makes one a stronger person. They also didn’t die in vain, none of them. Each death made Harry stronger and it made ME stronger. It helped me learn to deal with loss in a strange way…
3. Does JANE remind you of someone? JAMES? VICTORIA?! Any of those names ring a bell? There are bad people in this world. People that do bad things for the fun of it. Since the books are about stopping those bad people from doing bad things, your argument is pretty invalid. It teaches kids that evil is out there, but they can stand up to it and stop it. No matter what!
4. You do realize how America was founded don’t you? British colonies? No? Doesn’t ring a bell? Well, Carlisle was British so suck on that. And British people fought against you and won in WW2? Really? Yes. That completely proves your argument! *Freddy Mercury Epic Reverse Face Palm!!!!*
5. There is an American version of the books. Where does the slang come in is beyond me. Also, English is not my first language, however I have read the books in their British version and didn’t have a problem understanding the slang. Then again, might be because of the American thing again, you being superior and all…
6. It’s called an accent. Is reading hard for you or do you have another reason for not being able to use subtitles?
7. Your argument is invalid because how the characters look doesn’t have anything to do with the value of the book. That being said:
– Hermione is ten times more intelligent and ten times more beautiful (frizzy hair and all) than Bella.
– Luna doesn’t really care what you think of her because she knows you insulting her is a mere insight on your own insecurities.
– Ron is all like “Bloody hell!!!”
– People with glasses aren’t weirdos. They usually have to wear glasses because of a sight defect, just saying. Also, the scar is there because he is the only one who survived The Killing Curse. That’s more than what Edwards ever accomplished.
– Why are beards creepy, exactly? Do you have some kind of weird beard phobia? I don’t get it. He wears a ROBE and you’re a bloody homophobic.
8. Have you even read the two series? I mean I’m at a loss.
Plain rude is what you are doing. You’re not making a lot of sense either. Shall I ask Hermione to give an English lesson?
That being said, both series are great. I like them both, not equally, but I think both make for good reading and life lessons.
I do hope you will understand this and I hope I haven’t used too much “slang” for you liking.
The awkward moments…
-when Robert Pattinson is British.
-When the creator of this page calls us rude because we think that HP is better… while she thinks twilight is better (Hypocrite)… and she even insults a country. (RACIST!)
-( #2 ) when she says HP is too violent (Cuz they fight for a reason)… while in twilight they rip and burn each other…
– ( #8 ) When the creator of this page thinks that villians… evil people should be good merciful people… STUPIDITY!!
-When she hates HP… but reads and watches it… giving them more money.
Oh honey… You’re hilarious.
Also, stay in school. I’d suggest paying attention during history and literature as you seem to be missing a few very important points.
get your head out of your ass, twilight is clearly not even close to harry potter in any way. also, your one racist idiot who needs to stop being so godamn ignorant its makes amerca look bad.
P.S. im sure that you lied about your age.
1. The British were our ALLIES, dumbass. You obviously don’t think America is that great if you don’t take enough time to know its basic history.
2. The BAD GUYS in the book torture people! Meaning the book shows that it’s NOT okay!
3. Death IS natural, it’s a fact of life, and if there was no death in a book about a WAR, it would NOT be realistic. People die. Get over it.
4. Look, J.K. Rowling never thought her book would get so big. She didn’t sit there and use a slang dictionary to translate all of her british slang because she thought this book would make it overseas. Oh, by the way, American books LIKE TWILIGHT also have a lot of American slang words that make no sense to anyone but American people.
5. Swearing is also a fact of life and makes the story more realistic. And the swearing is neither constant nor explicit. This book is obviously not a children’s book, but that doesn’t mean it is bad.
6. The villains are unrealistic? If you paid more attention when reading the damn book, you would realize that the villains are an allusion to the Nazis of WW2. Oh, and by the way, honey, THOSE are the ones that fought against us and lost. They live in a nice place called GERMANY. And all the qualities that make you hate a villain are ON PURPOSE! You’re supposed to hate the villains of a book and think they’re “sadistic creepy fucking morons”. Obviously. If you paid attention you would also see that they don’t wait till the end of the year because they’re considerate or whatever, there are other reasons. Read closer.
7. Dumbledore wears robes, which all the people in the Wizarding world, male or female, are supposed to wear, just as we wear jeans, tshirts, dresses, suits, etc. Beards and mustaches? Well, old people have them. Get over it. Oh, by the way, GAY PEOPLE AGE TOO! Meaning there are gay old people just as there are straight old people.
8. The people in the movie are BRITISH, meaning they have BRITISH accents, because they are portraying BRITISH characters in a BRITISH setting, save for one boy who has an Irish accent, because his character is Irish and is from Ireland.
9. Characters being “ugly” makes them realistic as well. Not everybody in the world, including YOU, is gorgeous and beautiful-looking. The characters are there to be developed and tell the story, not to be your eye candy that you can drool over.
You’re obviously a racist, narrow-minded, shallow (excuse my language) BITCH who doesn’t care about anything in characters other than looks, who doesn’t read books carefully (if she reads them at all), who can’t use proper grammar and spelling on many occassions, and who obviously doesn’t know their history.
Get a better taste in books (Twilight is decent, the dialogue is pretty good, but most characters don’t get developed and the storyline is a bit cliched and boring), get smarter, and get some respect for Britain, cause, in case you haven’t noticed, the war that we BEAT THEM IN was the REVOLUTIONARY WAR, meaning we used to be their colony and a majority of our culture is originated from them. For example THE LANGUAGE YOU ARE TYPING IN.
I don’t want to get a livejournal account, so if you want to continue this conversation, my email is sagasweetie@yahoo.com, and you can find me on tumblr, deviantart, gaiaonline.com and youtube under the username “chesiregirl”. Just tell me you’re the girl with the livejournal post about why Twilight is better than Harry Potter so that I know who I’m talking to.
For the record, you don’t just stop being gay once you are elderly. It’s kind of a life long commitment. Did you expect there to be an expiration on homosexuality?
Dude before u write something like dis , LEARN HOW TO FUCKEN SPELL DUMBSHIT !! i dont like both , but if u are going to complain at least learn better english……
Nice troll, I applaud you.
Alright. I want to say that I completely disagree with you and find many of your points ridiculous. However, I find many people’s reactions to this incredibly rude. You are entitled to your opinion, as wrong as it may be.
Twilight is very much a melodrama, very black and white with no grey area. Good triumphs over evil and they all live happily ever after. There is no societal impact besides providing a soap opera like entertainment. The only possible social change it provides is a very anti-feminist agenda. It revolves around Bella Swan’s desperate need for Edward and how she can not live when she is apart from him. That isn’t realistic and is a very dangerous mental behavior.
Harry Potter is a much different animal. Potter is a book that delves into the issues of today’s society and has many Christian references through out it. Good guys die through out the books because that’s what happens in real life. Good doesn’t always triumph over evil. Not everyone makes it through a war. There are sacrifices that get made to defeat evil. Death is a part of life. We all die and we all have to come to terms with that.
Addressing your issue with slang and swearing, Scholastic edited the slang through out the books so most Americans would be able to understand it. Perhaps you somehow got a hold of a British version of the books, but I would suggest that you find an American copy if you are having difficulty with the slang. Swearing I understand does turn people off, but honestly, I’m sure you’ve heard worse in high school. “Bloody hell” and “bitch” (which is allowed on American TV. The censors don’t bleep that.) are as far as the swearing goes throughout the books.
On Villains: I find the Harry Potter villains a great warning. We see the side effects of the torture that occurs and see how much pain and devastation that it causes. How does that show kids that it is alright? They see how much bad it causes and unless they find that amusing for some reason ( and if they do, they need to see a psychiatrist), I find it very hard to believe that the torture in Harry Potter is teaching kids that it is alright to torture people. Bad guys in real life do not care if you are a kid or an adult. If you are in their way, they won’t think twice about dealing with you. Harry Potter doesn’t put kid gloves on the books. They weren’t originally supposed to be kids books, they just ended up being categorized that way by the printing companies. I personally would rather have my kids know that the world out there can be bad, but it can be good as well.
The magic of Harry Potter is the love. Love is the main focus of all the books. It is a weapon, the most powerful weapon in the world. It’s a thing that Voldemort doesn’t understand and thus is his downfall. Love protects Harry and it is what keeps him going. We could all take a page out of Harry’s book.
It seems to me that you do seem to be concerned on the appearances of the characters and from your later post on their names, the uniqueness in some of the names in Harry Potter. Unfortunately, I cannot say much more than that I am disappointed that you cannot see past appearances and names and see into the souls of the characters. All the names have meanings that lend to the characters and often you have to look them up to find it, but that’s what makes it special.
I do wish that you can find some spec of literary quality in Twilight if you continue to enjoy it. I know I haven’t.
God bless,
Morgan.
P.S. British entertainment is often higher quality then many American entertainment. They work on it longer and put more effort into their craft. I’m not saying that American entertainment isn’t enjoyable sometimes, but it is often playing to a more base, crude level of humor than challenging the mind and preconceived concepts like many British shows do. And I’m Minnesotan. 😉
“British stuff is never as good as american stuff”
I’M SORRY, WHAT? HAVE YOU SEEN BRITISH TV?
I’m not even going to comment on your opinions about the books (other than to say that I think they are ridiculous, but I’m not going to hate), but the thing that really jumped out at me was when you said that old people aren’t supposed to be gay. What, do you think that gay people magically turn straight once they hit 60? Or do you think they all die young?
I’m sorry, Honey, but just… no, I’m not going to tear into anything in your post, as much as I would like to. It seems everyone else has already done it, so there’s no need. But might I recommend books that have been around much longer than you have? Perhaps one from the man who set most modern day standards for vampires himself? Or a true romance that has characters with more… well, character?
I’d recommend Bram Stoker’s Dracula or Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet? If you’d like, I can name several other authors who’s best books were dark and tragic. Moreso than J.K Rowling ever was.
Not sure if trolling or just really, really stupid.
Either way, you’re hilarious. Good trolling, and if not, your stupidity is entertaining.
Thanks for the laugh.
I almost like to persuade myself that you’ve done this ironically, in order to draw attention to the naiveté and douchebaggery of Twilight fans on the internet. It was only when I got further down in the article that I realised that you weren’t doing this to highlight other peoples foolishness, you were genuinely an imbecile.
Also, Britain did not fight against you in world war two, we allied and fought together against a gentleman named Adolf Hitler. In terms of how you think America is the greatest country in the world, might I remind you that you speak OUR language, you use OUR inventions [such as the television, which I recommend you stop watching for a couple of hours a day so that you can read a real book, which will probably help you form sentences which don’t make your writing seem like it was done by a foreign kindergarden student learning English for the first time].
Harry Potter is a series of book about ethics, intelligence, overcoming fears, and the constant struggle between good and evil, both in ourselves and in our worlds. Harry Potter is a series of books who’s message is different for every individual that reads them, but for me it’s about how with friends, a good education and a driven soul, anything can be overcome.
Twilight is a book about teen pregnancy and how important it is to have a boyfriend.
This post is old, but I have to say this.
This, is the most idiotic thing I have ever read, I just wasted minutes of my life reading a load of rubbish that has no point.
Firstly, it would be completely unnrealistic if only the bad people die, when does that actually ever happen in life? The deaths of the good people add compassion to the story, they give their lives to save people they love, thats not a bad thing for people to read, it teaches people that sometimes you have to make sacrifices for what you believe in, it shows true friendship and love. “who wants to read about that kind of thing?” … why don’t you ask the people who have brought over 450 million copies worldwide of the series?
Also, you think the characters should “f****** talk right?” … perhaps you should learn to write CORRECTLY.
Thirdly, “the villians are unrealistic” … what, on earth, is realistic about a bunch of pale faced, red eyed vampires who just stand there staring at people and discuss what they should do? Harry Potter villians are much more realistic than twilight villians, they actually act on their decisions and yeah, they tortue people, it’s part of being a villian!
Really? America didn’t fight Britain in WW2, they fought Germany…. I mean, come on, I dropped History and I know that. Also, saying b*tch once in an entire series of seven books is unacceptable, but sex is completely fine?
The people are ugly? That’s disgusting. Their not ugly in any way, but even if they were it doesn’t matter! You shouldn’t judge someone because they come under what you class as ‘ugly’. Hermione is beautiful and so is Luna. Harry is not a wierdo, and “freakish scar”? Without that scar there would be no story. And Ron is not ugly because he’s ginger! In twilight Victoria has ginger hair… so you’re also insulting one of twilight’s characters too.
Lastly, Robert Pattinson is ENGLISH, so you must have trouble understanding him when he does interviews etc. right? Or is it just when watching Harry Potter you suddenly become unable to understand British accents? Also, ROBERT PATTINSION HATES TWILIGHT. Your own leading man hates the film. This is an actual quote from an interview he did:
“When you read the book, it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything… Plus, he’s a 108-year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”
So overall, thank you for that post actually, it has given Harry Potter fans another chance to show Twilight fans up.
“Britain lost to america in WW2” PRICELESS, I wonder if she even knows that the usa was founded under british rule… Or even that she speaks english, probably thinks she speaks american and that us brits stole the language off her. This represents everything that is wrong with society. Stupidity at its finest!
FUCK YOU TWILIGHT SCUM.
Incrediblystupidtwilightfangirlsayswhat?
So, where to begin?
Well, I could start with your atrocious grammar and spelling, but I’d be here too long.
What about your arguments? No, I haven’t got the rest of my life to sit here and pick holes in them.
So, looks like I’ll have to settle for your childish, bigoted, racist opinions that are clearly the result of someone who’s spent their entire life swallowing media bullshit and going along with what everyone else thinks is ‘cool’. Seriously, I pity you when you end up in the real world. It’s not a nice place.
You’ll freely criticise something for simply ‘not being American’, and yet I bet you’d be the first to petition the government to start a war if, shock horror, the British were to make some criticisms back. As for the WW2 comment, well, at least we didn’t turn up THREE YEARS late (again, after you’d done exactly the same thing in WW1).
Please, the next time you write on this blog (and I’ve read your other entries – oh dear!), can you do me two things?
1) Learn to use proper English (and I count American English as a proper, recognisable form of the language. Just don’t use ‘txt tlk’) and take some spelling classes
2) Actually do some research, and remember that just because you don’t like something, doesn’t automatically mean it’s shit. Wars have been started because of ignorance like yours
Oh, and FYI, The Lord of the Rings > Harry Potter > Twilight
Oh my god….this is…well basically all i can say is it epitomises WHY Harry Potter is better than Twilight. Because apparently Twilight fans are retarded. Only numb skulls could think shit like this up…
Lol what a shocking review!
As for saying america is the best? Wrong…
First of all remember your roots and the language you speak id bet any money you speak english and not “american”
Next off, build cars that actually go round corners..
And we have this magical service called the NHS which is where our country actually says “you know what you live here have free health care”
The pound is always stronger than the doller for obvious reasons…
I could go on!
However im not saying the U.K is perfect, if i had a choice i would probsbly live in japan, long life expectancy, their technology is by far the best in the world, and like us they have brick houses not a glorified wooden shed with windows 😉
Is this a fucking joke or what.
you are just a sad lonely piece of shit trolling round the internet being racist…bitch..no one likes a racist cunt like you… i hope you live a sad..sad life knowing that people want to murder you :]..i suggest you find something better to do other than hate on harry potter because you will get a lot of hate messages which leads you to sitting in the corner wishing that you never posted this rant..and you will eventually get so much hate that you plan to suicide… and darling, this is just one of MANY hate messages…and yes i’m from england
wow XD that was epic! but it was a bit deep 0.0 and scary. are you sure your not a cerial killer ahaahahahahahhaa jowking, that was funny as hell
this has got to be a troll, right? a big fat hairy troll? if it is, it is a very very successful troll. If it is not, I am actually weeping for humanity, and Lizzie-Bella-Brainless-Twihard here just gave me a very good reason to not ever ever go to America. There’s obviously something in the water.
NO I’M ONLY JOKING, I have no problem with Americans, honestly, but *how* does someone THIS stupid actually exist?!
FUCK YOU. im american, but i still thinks that british is the best country in the world.
cursed twilight.
i think american government should ban twilight because it is homophobic and it is annoying to see. do you think that kids are allowed to see a man running off half naked and a bloody shiny vampire to fight each other for a SLUT? i don’t even thought that vampires are shiny. it’s gay. i don’t think vampires could see the sunlight. Twilight is a mistake. It is the biggest mistake that hollywood ever made.
Unrealistic my ass. you criticized harry potter without knowing that twilight COPY a lot from harry potter. FUCKIN’ TWILIGHT BITCH
Not only are you ridiculing a world best selling book and massive movie franchise but you’re being racist to some of the most creative and intelligent people on earth. BRITISH PEOPLE ARE SO FUNNY AND THEIR ACCENTS IS WHAT MAKES THEM EVEN BETTER.
God you’re dumb.
F.Y.I. if you think using bad language and torturing people is bad in movies and books how is a vampire baby coming out of Bella’s stomach/vagina any better?
Copy and save! This is the new History! o/
AMERICA it’s not a COUNTRY it’s a CONTINENT. Go to school.
Literally I cannot believe you are that dumb. Also, your grammar is completely and utterly horrible. If you’re 16, you should know how to properly capitalize and use correct grammar. Also, it seems as though you need to take a world history class.
How about you take a hint from Bella and jump off a cliff. Ok? Stupid whore.
MUGGLE!! A typical twi-idiot, Harry Potter will always be better than Twilight! I mean a sparkling vampire? Siriusly?! That is so gay! And Twilight doesn’t have an originality whatsoever! How many times have we heard the story of a new girl lusting over the hottest guy in school, and the new girl literally does everything the guy wanted her to do because she is hopelessly “in love” with him.
And don’t even get me started with the characters! I mean before Edward became a vampire he has green eyes! & the messy hair? Where do you think idiot Stephenie Meyer got that from? Of course from Harry Potter! And even Jacob Black’s name is a total rip off from Harry Potter’s godfather, who is named Sirius Black that also turns into a dog! And 3 Harry Potter books has already been published before the first book of twilight has been published which only proves my point that Stephenie Meyer copied Harry Potter.
And the MOVIES of Twilight suck! The acting sucks, the actors are terrible and ugly! I mean look at Edward! He looks totally DEFORMED! I repeat DEFORMED! And where’s too much make up! And I don;t care that he is supposed to be pale white! He just looks creepy and ugly! And Bella is freakin’ BORING! I’m telling you, that girl has no personality, whatsoever! And she only have one expression, the CONSTIPATED LOOK! Actually Edward also has that expression! While Hermione (Emma Watson) is insanely beautiful & Harry is just gorgeous! When they act you can actually feel their emotions! Even Rob Pattinson told in the interview that if he isn’t in Twilight he would absolutely hate it!
And although Harry Potter might be a bit dark and all that stuff, but at least there are lesson that can be learned! Like looks are not that important and what matters the most is what is inside. And to not underestimate the power of love. And it also taught us to do what is RIGHT rather than what is EASY! Unlike Twilight all they care about is each other! Love is not SELFISH! Remember that! And what does Twilight tried to taught us, huh?! That we can’t be something without a man? It also promotes suicide! Look at what Bella did when Edward left her? While Hermione still fights for her beliefs and tries to do what is right! Hermione taught us to be brave, independent, kind & that looks are not all that matters! While Bella TRIED to teach us that we always have to depend on a man!
YOU SIRIUSLY NEED TO SORT OUT YOUR IDIOTIC MIND!!
GOOD BYE & GOOD DAY!
just so you know, since vampires don’t have blood and all that stuff! They can’t have erections! It means they’re impotent! It’s simple logic! Hahah! vampires used to be so awesome, but Twilight ruined it all! (Thank God The Vampire Diaries came along, at least now they can be awesome again!)
And Stephenie Meyer has way too many grammatical errors! You call that woman an aithor? puh-lease! J.K. Rowling for the win!! Harry Potter for the win!
Harry Potter > Twilight
Queen J.K. Rowling > Idiot Stephenie Meyer
You are seriously brain damaged i feel sorry or you. Obviously you are one of the americans who doesn’t know shit. Btw your country is owned by saudiarabia and china. Glhf fucktard.
Please tell me you are joking….
Are you fucking retarded?
We were allied with the British in WWII,
so if Britain lost, then so did we.
Pay attention in History.
You simpering little twit. The one thing I think sent me over the edge is “I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?”
Is American schooling (I’m American) so bad now that you don’t know basic history? Quick recap, America joined the war after Japan attacked Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941. Britain and France had been fighting the Nazi’s for several years at this point. After Hitler turned on the USSR (that’s Russia, you idiot), they joined forces with the Allies. The Allies (good guys!) were the USA, Britain, France, USSR, and, eventually, Italy. We fought AGAINST the Axis, originally the USSR, Germany, Italy, and Japan. The USSR defected when Hitler reneged o na treaty, and Italy did so when it looked like they might lose. Fucking moron, no respect for the greatest generation of heroes this world has ever seen.
Dear Lord. My stomach hurts from laughing. This post was reposted on http://www.fuckyeahdementia.com and I think I’m going to send their webmaster a nice fruit basket in thanks.
Harry Potter is about friendship, loyalty and doing what’s right in the face of adversity, Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. It’s not because I’m a Potterhead that I don’t like Twilight, I’ve read the books and they are just not as good as Harry Potter ones.
Not sure if trolling or if you’re just extremely unintelligent.
Absolutely fantastic! I don’t know what happen with the comments. It’s pretty obvious everything written is highly ironical. Come on! I bet the writer is a huge fan of Harry Potter. Can’t you see all she is saying is sarcastic? Please, write more! =)
are you actually an idiot. NO seriously, are you?
What the fuck? Are you really serious? This is really dumb, please stay off the internet.
Oh my God. As a Brit, this makes me seriously angry. I may not be as smug about my country as you are, but I do have enough pride to say that your opinion that “British stuff is never as good as American stuff” is SO untrue. In fact, I’d call it racist.
At first I thought “this person is clearly stupid, they don’t even know how to use an apostrophe”. But then I skimmed through the rest of the asinine babble and thought it was a joke. Sadly, it probably isn’t a joke.
You really should seek mental help. You’re clearly mentally handicapped.
Can’t tell if trolling, satire or just plain stupid. *imagine Fry’s face here*
Ughhhhhh. I’m going to spend a LONG time on this.
1. The swearing is realistic. People swear a lot in real life and it makes the books more real. When Molly calls Bellatrix a bitch, it’s an incredibly powerful moment for the books and for her as a character. It really exemplifies the power and ferocity of a mother’s love, and it wouldn’t have worked as well if it had been “clean” because Molly’s just watched her daughter almost get murdered; she wouldn’t have been concerned with her language! It’s a lot more realistic than Bella and Edward’s sappy declarations of love. And I notice under #5 you say “fucking” soooo…
2. Yes, people die in Harry Potter. I hate to break it to you, but people die in real life. Good people who don’t deserve to die, not just villains. It’s heartbreaking and terrible for your favorite characters to die. And guess what? THAT’S WHAT A GOOD BOOK DOES! It makes you FEEL something real. Whereas in Twilight, the only people who die are the villains, which isn’t very emotional. So if you want to read a fairy tale, go for Twilight. But for a real story that grabs you and pulls at your heartstrings, a hell of a lot of people want to read about “that kind of thing.”
3. I think you’re missing the basic point here. [<<< hehehehe lionking2 quote] The villains of Harry Potter are sadistic and cruel, because um, oh yeah, THEY'RE THE VILLAINS. It is depressing and dark, but as I've said, HP's not a fairy tale. And it's obviously not saying torture is OKAY, because it's the VILLAINS who torture people not the heroes! I don't think anyone but you would be stupid enough to consider Bellatrix Lestrange as a possible role model for young children. Also, how can you say Twilight doesn’t include the same thing? James tortures Bella and videotapes it for Edward’s benefit. That’s just as sick.
4. That's dumbshit. Whichever country is "better," it has no effect on the quality of its literature. Oh yeah, and Britain was on our side in WWII.
5. It's really not that confusing to read words like "bloke" or "dustbin." Perhaps your bafflement is due to your low IQ. If you're really having trouble, it only takes a moment to "use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY" such as this one http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/cookarama/britwords.html
6. That is called a BRITISH ACCENT, because the movies take place in BRITAIN and the characters are BRITISH. And unfortunately for you, an "American" accent is not widely accepted as the "normal" accent. Sorry. (I also find it deliciously ironic that you spelled seriously like “siriusly”)
7. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize ugly people were unworthy of being written about. Did it ever occur to you that extraordinarily beautiful people are unrealistic and boring to read about? In any case, Emma Watson is gorgeous and even in the books Hermione isn’t supposed to be super ugly. Luna is a quirky character and dresses to express her unique personality. I hope you can stand individuality—but wait, I forgot, you’re a Twihard. Gingers are awesome, and glasses can be too, and the scar is kind of the whole point. So, about Dumbledore. I must truly express my condolences for you severe case of pogonophobia but you can’t condemn the whole series just because you’re afraid of beards. And it’s not a dress, it’s wizard’s robes. You might look up a picture of Merlin to see this traditional wizarding costume. And finally, where did you get the idea that old people aren’t supposed to be gay?! Did you think this through? How would that work? Did you think homosexuality was a recent development, and nobody born before 1950 was capable of being gay? Or perhaps you thought they would magically become heterosexual when they hit 60?
8. The villains, as I have stated above, are MORE realistic. Perhaps you’re familiar with Hitler? He killed and tortured quite a few people, as I remember. And oh yes JAMES JAMES JAMES JAMES DOES THE SAME THING. In fact, James is motivated ONLY by his sick sense of fun, because his fun is beating Edward. Voldemort at least has a bigger motive, like world domination and immortality. And as for the timing of the climaxes, the climax does generally have to go near the end of the book. But in Harry Potter all of that is motivated; they weren’t just sitting around for a whole book, they had to get things done first.
God, were any of these reasons anything other than complete bullshit? And if you consider it impolite to have and voice an opinion about which series is better, what the fuck was this rant?! Pretty sure it falls into the “rude” category.
Oh, I forgot the “creepy losers with bad hair” bit! I think you just described the Volturi!!!!
First, you need to learn to spell. Second, your reasons are stupid. You can’t compare twilight with Harry Potter because they are about Two completely different things. And bloody hell is an expression in England, everyone says it. And while you say Molly Weasly calling Belatrix a b*tch is unacceptable, you swore at least three times in your explanation. Don’t be a hypocrite. You say that it is depressing how people die in every book. Well, if your that much of a wuss dont read it! Its a book about the battle between good and evil! It’s a war, people are gonna die! And you think the movies are crap. You’re crap. And if you don’t understand what they’re saying you’re dumb. Thank you for making me mad.
-Teddy Bear
>america won WWII
>against britain
haaaaahahahahahaha
As a fellow Harry Potter fan, I have one thing to say: You do NOT represent your case very well if you refer to the Twlighter as “dumb bitch” and various other name-calling. Above all else, we’re held to a higher standard, and not just our choice in literature, but how we treat people.
All this to say, do NOT allow your love for the best book series of all time turn into a form of cyberbullying.
Just because she has no taste in fiction, and dabbles in racism and illiteracy, doesn’t give anyone the right to express their opinions in less than professional, matter-of-fact terms.
J.K. Rowling would be quite touched with the passion this has sparked in her fans, but not to the point of acting like Draco Malfoy 😉 agreed?
Besides, I don’t think she’s going to change her mind anyways…
You… are quite possibly one of the dumbest people I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.
First off swearing, death and torture is everywhere. They are part of life and the human existence; this is the real world, not a Disney movie. Secondly the United States is in no way superior to England. Pick up a history book. That being said, the US and Britain WERE ON THE SAME SIDE IN WWII MORON! It was America, Britain France (and sorta Russia) vs. Germany, Japan and Italy.
Plus the HP villans are by FAR more realistic. Voldemort and his death eaters mirror Hitler and the Nazis and MANY ways. They weren’t evil for the SAKE of evil, they were evil for the sake of power, to their twisted minds it was the REST of the world that was evil and in need of cleansing. That’s how Voldemort felt about muggles and muggle-borns.
And Miss “America is so Great and HP teaches Torture” YOUR OWN COUNTRY TORTURES PEOPLE UNJUSTLY! Ever heard of Guantanamo Bay? Open a newspaper and get an education before you get up on your soap box and start spouting your ignorant crap. It people like YOU that give Americans with BRAINS a back name.
For the record, the British fought WITH us AGAINST the Germans, Italians, and Japanese in World War Two. And they won. You’re an idiot.
Apart from how enraging/annoying this whole thing is, I find it hilariously ironic that she misspelled seriously as SIRIUSly
I hope you don’t breed.
bhahahah! Good Trolling!
HEY. F*CK YOU. LET’S EXPLORE THE PLOT OF YOU PRECIOUS, FRIGGIN TWILIGHT.
A USELESS, EMO HIGH-SCHOOLER GOES TO SCHOOL AND FALLS FOR AN EQUALLY EMO, YET SPARKLE-FAIRY VAMPIRE EDWARD. AND THEN, OH LOOK, HE HAS TO PROTECT HER FROM THE VIOLENT ONSLAUGHT COMING FROM VAMPIRES WHO WANT TO BITE HER NECK AND KILL HER. TALK ABOUT VIOLENCE. YET, IT’S NOT OVER, NOW IS IT. LASSIE HAS TO JOIN THE SERIOUS IN THE FORM OF WEREWOLF KID JACOB, WHO WANTS TO BE “SHE-MAN’S” BEST FRIEND, AND BE LOYAL, PROTECTING BELLA FROM EDWARD AND TO LOVE HER. YES, LET KID’S WITNESS HIS TRANSFORMATION, THAT’S REALLY GOOD, NOW ISNT IT? YES, THIS IS A LOVELY SERIES NOW ISN’T IT.
BUT LET’S ASSESS YOUR ISSUES:
1.) YOU INDULGE THE FALLACY THAT BRITISH PEOPLE ARE HORRIBLE. WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU INSULT BRITISH PEOPLE? YOU HAVE SOME F*CKING NERVE TO DO THAT.
2.) YOU ACCUSE THE HP SERIES OF VIOLENCE? WTF ARE YOU IMPLYING?!? TWILIGHT AS VIOLENT AS HELL, WITH THE BATTLE SCENES, AND SH*T. TWILIGHT’S FAR MORE VIOLENT THAN HP.
3.) THE CHARACTERS ARE NOT UGLY. EVEN IF THEY WERE UGLY IN THE MOVIES, THAT’S SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL THAT THEY BREAK THE STATUS QUO TO ALLOW UGLY ACTORS. SINCE THEY AREN’T, YOU’RE INCORRECT IN THIS WAY AS WELL. EDWARD AND BELLA ARE UGLY AS HELL, NO MATTER WHAT WAY YOU CONSIDER IT.
4.) THE MOVIES ARE A LOT BETTER THAN WHAT TWILIGHT HAS TO OFFER. TWILIGHT IS SIMPLY ABOUT AN EMO GIRL TRYING TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND, AND MARRY HIM. HP IS ABOUT FIGHTING A LEAGUE OF EVIL WIZARDS AND WITCHES, WHILE EXPANDING THE CHARACTER’S RELATIONS. THEREFORE, SHUT UP.
SO… F*CK YOU, LIZZIEBELLA.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I hope that you are either 12 or completely retarded because if not, I cannot understand how you are a functioning member of society. Thanks for the laughs.
America…fuck yeah!
I have a few comments for this “article”, if you can call it that. I have read both the Harry Potter books and the Twilight books. If you go to any English professor and ask them to academically check both of the books and ask them to find the literary impact of them, they would laugh in your face for even thinking TWilight could compete with Harry Potter.
Stepenie Meyer can write! But only novels that apply to the less intellectual part of America. The book is a smack in the face to the literacture empire America is building. I have read many a book and Twilight by far is the worst one out of many.
Now to critique your poorly thought out examples as to why Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I will not hit all of them for some are just too stupid to fix. The villains are not unrealistic. Many people enjoy villains that have well thought out, manical plans. Villains are suppose to be evil, not cuddly little puppy dogs ( remind you of something?). Also the comment on the British is by far the most ridiculous. The majority of Americans came from Britian, so you just made fun of your own ancestry. The last point I want to hit is your comment on ” the movies being crap”. Is thy why they have won real movie awards and not teen choice awards. Thanks for clearing that up for me. By the way Robert PAttinson was apart of the Harry Potter franchise, so are you calling him ugly in this poorly planned argument.
I am sorry that your parents dropped you on your head as a child. Maybe one day you will read something worth while that will teach and help you go threw life without looking like a complete ass.
Good day.
well i dont agree with some of ur resons because i am english but twilit is waaaaaaaaaayyy better than harry potter!!!!!!!!! it SUCKS and its for children but twilight is for mature, people!!!!!!! my friends couzin was read harry pothead when he was little PROOF and he ende up in jail!! it teaches swearing and to b a death eater i mean wtf ??!! ! death eaters seriously they love death
so to add to ur resons
1 hp is for children in twilight there r no silly wizards and wands!!
2 in twilight EVRYONE is hot even the girls tho im not lezz (!!!!ug) theyr just pritty for everyone
3 jk rawling COPIED twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its such a rip off!!!!!!! sirius black -> jacob black both black long hair motorbikes!! and dogs !
4 i agree wiv u, beards are give me the creeps…in twilit no one but charlie has one and hes like not good anyway so 😛
5 TWILIGHT IS MORE POPULAR THAN HARRY POTTER. IT HAS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN REALLY RELATE TO BELLA !!!!!!!!! AND ITS BETTER WROTE THAN HP!!!!!!!!!!!!
and im not a pedooo or anything but im a twihard too!! 🙂 so w e can chat about edward !!!!!!!! hes so hot lol !! mrs_ticklee_chloewilliams@hotmail.co.uk
Epic win on trolling. Your post seems to be sarcastic but not obviously enough that any of these people figured it out. That just leaves a whole load of confused angry people.
This is supposed to be a joke, right? Cuz this is pretty damn funny. If it isn’t then…well, you can’t fix stupid…
Nice! 🙂
You’re either a piss-poor troll or the dumbest fuck that America has shat out in recent years.
You are such an idiot.
Butts.
My first language might not be english but even I can write better stuff like you can. Get real, your “reasons” are mere superficial, childish and pointless. If you want to give a proper critique about something at least gather the REAL information.
You say that books that talk about a girl with no personality falling in love with the mockery of vampires and a pedophile antro form of werewolf is better than Harry Potter? I understand everyone has their likes but this is just stupid from you to do.
I feel bad for you, you just got banned as a terrible example of a culture and some fans.
Youre a fucking idiot. A bottom feeder on the sea bed of life.
….. I’m so stunned. This is so sad. So, so sad. I always hear of people so exceptionally thick and generally repulsive, but I’ve never actually come across one. Wow. Now, I COULD write a long as hell message putting you in your place and making you feel worthless (maybe you would go do what your role model did and jump off a cliff, I don’t know), but I just can’t justify wasting so much time on someone who is obviously not worth it and doesn’t have two brain cells to rub together. All I ask is please please please do not inflict your stupidity on general society. It’s very selfish of you. Please do not broadcast your lack of worth, intelligence or anything remotely decent on the internet. You have managed to show you are not only unintelligent, but racist, ageist, a homophobe, and altogether the epitome of a truly despicable person. And you insult Americans by being so blatantly racist under their name (Britain was your ally, you twat). It makes me sad to be human, if I’m to be classified with you.
Please go fuck yourself.
SiriuslyPotty.
Hahahahahahah oh god I hope your trolling. If not, I’m concerned for your education and future.
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this faggotry.
Well actually England fought with the Allied powers, which the United States was part of, and the Allied powers won WWII soooooooo FAIL. LEARN YOUR FACTS DUMBFUCK
dude… you are really just the most stupid person I have ever read anything from… Seriously get a grib! you are 16!
what are you like six? you are a compete moron. you just made all Americans look like idiots. so thank you, stupid little girl for your complete misunderstanding of the world and of world history. how about some fact checking before you talk about WW2. you just proved how incredibly stupid and immature you are. oh, and by the way, Twilight is the worst book/movie series ever written/created.
Did any one else noticed she spelled seriously “Sirisuly” so I call troll. Or she may just be that stupid, I can’t really tell. Maybe a bit of both.
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it
is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King
Nothing more to say!
Oh, here we go again! I’m not done with you yet!
“8. The villains are unrealistic” Oh really? Well, let’s take a look into that: So, in the 7th book, Voldemort assassinates the Minister of Magic and puts one of his own followers into that position, so that he can use that follower as a puppet while he himself is the true dictator, and he does the same at Hogwarts. He wants to exterminate all muggles, muggle-born witches and wizards, magical creatures such as centaurs, goblins, and house elves, because he believes that they are inferior to pure-blooded wizards; he HATES muggles and thinks they are the source of all wizards’ troubles.
Now, in the 1930’s-early 1940’s, there was this man from Germany, his name was Adolf Hitler. You’ve probably heard of him, and if not, that’s just sad. While Hitler was elected chancellor of Germany, and didn’t have to resort to assassination to get there, he certainly did use that to his advantage to turn Germany into a fascist government with himself as the dictator. He then started a regime about his superior Aryan race; if you weren’t blonde-haired, blue-eyed, and pure-blooded German, you were not of this Aryan race, and that meant that you could be a target, doubly so if you were Jewish. Hitler HATED the Jews; he believed them to be the source of every single one of Germany’s troubles. This then lead to an event called “The Holocaust” where Hitler exterminated an estimated 12 million of Europe’s population, 6 million of them being Jews. The other half were Poles, Russians, the handicapped both mentally and physically, gypsies, homosexuals, and prisoners of war.
So yes, the villains in Harry Potter ARE realistic; Voldemort is Hitler, and his Death Eaters are the Nazis. Nice try chick, come up with something better than the bullshit you’re pulling right now.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
This girl makes me ashamed to be an American.
SO. ASHAMED.
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I’m really sorry, but this has to be some of the worst reasoning I’ve seen. And not to be extremely grammar-Nazi, but you could’ve at least checked a bit of the spelling, punctuation, and capitalization of names.
First off, if you truly think American stuff is superior to British, that includes the Beatles, William Shakespeare, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Queen, Hugh Laurie, et cetera. And with American stuff, you would have to include Rebecca Black, Jersey Shore, et cetera.
Secondly, there is a lot more realistic behavior in Harry Potter than there is in Twilight. When Edward left Bella, she threw herself off a cliff. When Ron left Hermione, Hermione forced herself to stick to the task at hand, even though his leave hurt her. And you’re always going to face the death of your loved ones in life – it’s not always going to be the bad guys that die.
Finally, your comment on the bad guys. The villains in the books usually need to take their time – in the first one, Quirrell needed to use the time in the school to figure out how to get past all the challenges to get to the Sorcerer’s Stone. In the fourth one, Barty Crouch Jr. needed to wait for the final challenge to be able to get Harry alone in the maze so he could be transported to the Riddle’s graveyard and resurrect Voldemort. Evil plans tend to take time, and the evil plans that do take time have succeeded many times in these books before.
This is the biggest amount of tom-fuckery I’ve ever seen.
”1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” ”
” sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people”
” have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!”
Apart from the terrible spelling and grammar, you have one of the biggest, and most blatant contradictions of any literature (If this can even be justified as such, I do not know.) I’ve recently read. It’s fine if you like what you like, why? Because I don’t give a fuck. No one gives a fuck what you like unless they like it as well. But bring in something you don’t like, and compare it to something that you’d give one of your livers for- obviously giving you an exponential bias to the debate in the first place, and completely run the ”opponent” through the mud is just fucking childish. Take your crappy stories, take everyone that believes that the series is the most amazing thing to grace the earth, and go live on an island. With no communication to modern day society. Where you can all love it as much as you want, and we don’t have to hear about it.
You seriously just pissed me off. FIRST OF ALL, Britain did NOT lose WW2, they were allied with us, America, and FUCKING WON. You obviously don’t pay attention in history class. And funny accents? THEY’RE BRITISH. IT’S A FREAKING BRITISH ACCENT. The movies and books take place in ENGLAND. And torture for fun? Please, Twilight does that too. And death is a natural thing , which happens to EVERYONE. You don’t live forever honey. And REAL villians? Real villians don’t wait to kill somebody, like the freaking Volturi. And what else that really pissed me off was YOUR GRAMMAR. Don’t embaress yourself, use spell check before publishing this load of bullshit article. Complaining about bad language? Your the one cussing throughout this whole article. By the way, I read Twilight. All 4 books. WORST. DECISION. OF. MY. LIFE.
Think before you post.
Are you a dumb ass, I will only mention what hasn’t been said before, death is natural, I really, I can’t.
Yeah… I think I speak for EVERYONE who read this when I say that YOU’RE AN IDIOT. Seriously, it’s people like you who are making me lose ALL FAITH in society. If you had a brain in your head, which you clearly don’t, you would realize that EVERYTHING you said, right down to (and I quote): “they fought against us and LOST in WW2” is completely incorrect. My eleven year-old brother is more intelligent than you. You obviously made up everything you said, because if you actually read a word of any of the Harry Potter books and paid attention, you wouldn’t be saying any of these things.
Oh, and by the way, “The characters are ugly”, “beards are creepy”, and “Its british” are not in ANY WAY classified as valid arguments.
Go die in a hole filled with Venomous Tentacula.
Also, I took the liberty of correcting all the misspelled words in this insignificant, pitiful rant of yours: * There’s, *unacceptable, *That’s, * It’s *people, *and, *to, *I’m, *confusing, *British, *doesn’t, *movies, *seriously, *subtitles, *can’t, *Why’d, *she’s, *Ron’s, *souls, *with, *he’s, *nothing, *by the way, *so, *yuck,
Oh, and don’t even get me started on all the capitalization errors.
And last, but not least, here’s a little something to help you gain a tiny scrap of knowledge about World War II:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
… The UK was on the same side as us – The Allies. Nice job. Oh, and, Twilight sucks.
As the US, that is.
It’s ironic that there was an ad with a car facing the view under this, because I want to run the person who wrote this over.
I just found this. I think I may have lost my faith in humanity. Unless this is a troll. For the love of god, tell me this is a troll.
You’re a fucking idiot.
If people like you are out there and believe this, I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Clearly, you don’t understand Harry Potter because you have to actually have a brain to understand it. Buy one on the black market and then try it again.
oh god. I would totally debate this with you, but it’s so ridiculous that all I can do is laugh. You do realize that the Cullens and the Volturi are indeed DEAD right? and that Bella KILLS herself to be with Edward (that’s saying suicide is alright. which in my opinion it is not). Also learn to distinguish FICTION from NON-FICTION. Both are FICTION so neither of the villains should even be considered to be REAL. Also there are physchopaths out there who like to torture people and kill them for fun. And finally please please please learn to spell and learn your history.
P.S I’m not British, but I understood Harry Potter way better than I understood Twilight
P.P.S what about all that sex Bella and Edward had? I don’t think that was appropriate…
Beards aren’t creepy, you stupid fuck. My last name is Beard, HOW WEIRD IS THAT MOTHAFUCKA!? Oh wait, it’s an extremely common last name in not only America but–OMG–BRITAIN TOO!
TROLL!
(If you’re not a troll, I weep for humanity.)
I am really shocked at this. First off… If you’re going to post a rant like this, use fucking spellcheck. Honestly, you can’t spell worth shit. Also, we didn’t bet Britian in World War II, THEY WERE OUR ALLY. You can’t do that. Get your facts right. Seriously, I’m not hating on Twilight or saying Harry Potter is better. You’re only doing this of attention. It’s people like you that cause fandom wars and such. I hope you realize you have offended British people and now have many, many American’s outraged at you. Also… DEATH IS OKAY AND NATURAL MORON…. EVERYBODY DIES. SUCK IT UP. YOU CAN’T LIVE FOREVER. Also, old people can be gay. You’re just another Homophobe. And if us Harry Potter fans saying Twilight sucks and Harry Potter is better is rude, explain to me how you don’t think you’re being rude with this. This is quite rude actually, I hope you know this. You have a lot of room to talk. Honestly, you just made all of us Americans look stupid. GOOD JOB AT EPICALLY FAILING.
lol… There’s a lot of stuff that I could comment on about this dumbass post BUT because I know that you are just a troll seeking attention I would like to call out one thing that really irked me.
In WW2 Britain and the US were allies on the side named the Allies and the Allies won against the Central Powers which included Germany and Italy.
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I now realize how optimistic I am about the world. I never thought a person as idiotic as you could exist.
HAHAHAHAHAHA….the actor who PLAYS Edward……is BRITISH you ignorant insane illiterate little girl wait till you grow up….that is all
P.S. I hope you never have children or the world is doomed 😮
Really? Are you serious.
Not only is your grammar terrible, but the whole entire post is hypocritical and narrow minded.
1. Do you REALLY count ‘bloody hell’ as a swear? The reason J.K Rowling used ‘bitch’ was because it would of seemed stupid if she used a G-rated word like ‘meany’ or ‘horrible witch’.
2. People also die in Twilight, no one is supposed to live forever that’s just boring and dying is a natural part of life. Sometimes it ends too quickly for some people.
3. Yes torture is wrong, in Twilight Jane loves torture. Sorry if a couple more characters use torture and more viciously.
4. Your mention of British people not being ‘as good’ as American stuff is incredibly narrowminded and racist. Guess what! America is NOT the greatest country in the world. Sorry if your mind cannot comprehend that. America is NOT ‘way more advanced’ than every country. Japan and China and some European countries are way ahead of America.
P.S. England fought ALONGSIDE Americans.
5. You’re complaining that British people use different slang? Lots of countries like America, Australia, New Zealand and basically the rest of the countries have diifferent slang. I’m sorry if you don’t care about anyone elses culture.
6. I’m sorry if you can’t understand anything more ‘advanced’ than Twilight.
7. I’m also sorry If Harry Potter characters don’t look like heroin addicts. ‘Gingers’ DO have souls. I have no idea why you Americans are so against people with red hair. Guess what, most red heads are hot! (From an non-redhead.) Guess what?! Some people don’t have perfect eyesight and people do get scars. Dumbledore does NOT wear a dress, it’s a robe. It’s apart of the wizarding culture. Guess what, PEOPLE ARE GAY, your comment ‘nothing against homosexuals’ doesn’t really do much. Beards and Mustaches are weird? Charlie from Twilight has a Mustache, is he evil. I think not.
8. The Villians are unrealistic? Guess what?! Some people are like that in real life. I’m sorry if your tiny brain doesn’t realise that some people are mentally messed up and think that killing is perfectly fine. Number 8 made me laugh most, Volturi are REAL villians? That made me so sad that you actually think that this is true. No, the villians from Harry Potter always strike early (or make their move early), but the characters only solve it at the end.
I’m sorry if we are trying to ‘lord’ all over your fans, beside the fact that Harry Potter has plenty more fans.
The fact that the Harry Potter movie that made the least money earned more then the Twilight movie which made the most money totally ruins your agrument for number 4.
Avada Kedavra Bitch.
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!
the british fought WITH the americans in WW2. if you’re going to insult the british, at least insult them for the right reasons.
You are the epitomy of an ignorant mindless jackass and i sort of want you to burn. Use a goddamn spell check and learn some proper grammar. And also, you can be patriotic without lying and making all the other Americans look like ignorant little turds. I hope you have an adequate amount of pain in your life so you can learn some valuable lessons.
Don’t take this too harshly, it may just be my stupidity-intolerance acting up again, but I feel like paying attention in school instead of reading these brain deadening resource wasters you call a series would do you some good.
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Get off the internet.
You must be joking right? I just-
no.
1. Swearing is a part of life, deal with it, honestly. Are you going to go around nagging people whenever they curse? Besides, Twilight touches upon a bunch of subjects that are worse than cursing or dying. (E.I Implied sex scene {pretty much soft core porn} the extremely messed up birth scene and who could forget the pedophilia aoung a certain werewolf and a baby?
2. Like I said before, death is a part of life. Deal with it. It’s going to happen at some point and is inevitable.
3. There’s a reason why Rowling portrayed Voldemort torturing people, because its WRONG. He is twisted, that’s the point, ma’am. Besides, there’s many things that happened in the human civilization that have tortured, killed and preformed various other repulsive acts. Frankly, mixing in dark aspects of humanity is better, (in my opinion) and real.
4. I’m quite sorry to say, but I laughed when I read this reason. America is not the best country in the world, it was founded on blood spilt from the original Americans, and is now butting into other countries’ buissness. The fact of the matter is that you, my dear, are racist. If America is so powerful and advanced, why doesn’t it go to war against China, a communist country, instead of some small Middle Eastern country that can barely support itself? Oh right, not only does the United States owe a shitload of money to China, but Russia, another advanced, powerful, and LARGE country would aid China. Hmn. You use your bigotry to try to make sense about ridiculous things. Oh and another history lesson, France, England, Russia, China and Canada fought as the Allies against Germany, Italy, and Japan {the Axis}. The United States refused to be part of it until Japan bombed the country (does Pearl Harbor ring a bell?). Then the U.S. fought with, remember this part now, the ALLIES against the AXIS. Furthermore, the English have done several horrible things, like any country, but they have their share of achievements. The British Empire used to own half of the world, think about that. Not only that, but now they are really high up in the education system, well known for their math scores. Now, there, are many things that I admire about the United States {being that I live there}, the diversity and its willingness to do its better, though honestly, its time you stop having your head three feet up your ass and realize that there are pros and cons to everything and be realistic.
5. Hn….maybe the slang was supposed to add to the effect that the setting is in ENGLAND? Of course there’s going to be slang, it adds depth to the story. And you know, English originated from England, so please. If anything, the way Americans talk are wrong, there are many words that were made up and to a person who was taught proper English would scoff or laugh at. Yes, its theatre not theater, colour not color, favourite not favorite, kilometre not kilometer, mediaeval not medieval and so on. I suppose if any person in the United Kingdom read the Twilight books they would question the type of ‘quality’ books that Americans write that could get so popular even with its atrocious grammar structure, bland plot, and melodramadic ‘mood’.
6. The movies are filmed in Britain, with British actors. It make sense since most of the characters originate from some parts of the United Kingdom. The way you pointed it out makes you seem so ignorant. Its like expecting a French movie with Canadian actors, the way the people pronounce things and get their point across are distinct.
7. You are so superficial, honestly. Since when was being old and gay so creepy? I bet you only accept young gay people, right? But the fact of the matter is, they, along with you and I will grow old.
8. The villians are completely realistic, they show mental and emotional change. Trust me, when subjected to traumatizing things, one’s mind starts to falter and find a different reality.
I hope you realize the plot in Harry Potter is more complex and the characters show progress and grow up. In Twilight the protagonist bends over to please a ‘vegatarian’ vampire that oviously is a sociopath. It focuses on how this girl is desperate enough to kill herself for something that rarely returns such feelings without having various mood swings. To put it frankly, its not fair to compare Twilight to Harry Potter, its like comparing a sweaty gym sock to angel food cake, dear.
And to tell you where I’m coming from, I am 14, Hispanic/Black and have been living in the United States for all my life, occasionally visiting Canada and Mexico. No, I’m not some lonely or stuck up 20-something year old who goes around looking for things to troll to feel better about oneself. I’m trying to prove that if you’re going to stand for your opinion, at least get your historical facts right and use common sense, dear.
Bloody hell isn’t a swear word.
As for 4, England fought the Axis with America. Get your facts straight before you try anything like this again.
As for the movies, Harry Potter takes place somewhere in England. They have British accents and they are extremely easy to understand.
I’m American and I understand them perfectly. You don’t need any sort of “slang dictionary”.
Oh, and the actor for Edward Cullen played as Cedric in Harry Potter before Twilight. It pretty much the main reason he was hired for the role.
What Dumbledor wears is a robe or cloak. It’s certiantly not a dress.
As to the Harry Potter villians being unrealistic, think about the ones from your book/movie Twilight. Because Vampires and Werewolves are sooo much more realistic than a evil wizard. They were much more believable than anything from Twilight.
I have read both majority Twilight Saga(Got sick and tired of how much it repeats itself) and majority of the Harry Potter Series(Don’t have enough time to finish), as well as watch the movies. Believe me when I say that Harry Potter is much better that crap you call Twilight.
Someone please tell me this isn’t real, PLEASE.
Oh my god. Just oh my god. You need to learn to fucking spell, like so badly. It’s “People” not “Peopla”! *facepalms* Ok, besides that, there’s some other flaws I’d like to point out to you.
I’m an Anglophile, and I’m very fond of British culture. I like Harry Potter cause it was interesting and whimsical! Twilight is a badly written fanfiction that got published by accident.
This post seriously wants to go make me bang my head into a wall because of bad use of grammar, improper use of grammar, stupid, unrealistic, unbacked-up points and the stupidity of it all.
Harry Potter is about overcoming your fears, facing obstacles and being brave. Twilight is about how important it is to have a sparkly vampire boyfriend. By the way, “funny accents?” They’re british, they talk differently…they aren’t weird, that’s simply how they speak. And just FYI, Britain HELPED us in WW2. We fought against Germany, dumbo. And Germany lost. Because Britain helped us.
What has the human race been reduced to…?
Actually, it was you who helped Britain. Britain was fighting earlier, you joined later, thus, you helped Britain.
And both you and Britain betrayed us to Soviet Union.
Here’s a nice little comment on everything you’ve basically said! enjoy!…oh, and by “she” i mean you, and by “you” i also mean “you”.
1. yeah…sure…harry potter’s what’s teaching kids the bad language…not to mention that you swear constantly throughout the post… (and most of the words she uses are not found in the harry potter books)
2. you’re totally right! death is unnatural! we should all just be undead (Twilight) instead!
3. yeah…cause dakota fanning’s character doesn’t torture people for fun…they really deserve it!
4. no sweetie (whoever wrote this) americans fought on the side of the british…and they went to war first in bravery (the americans only went in 1917…a couple months before it ended)
5. really…really…REALLY! she comments on it being “f-ing confusing”…yet, previously she said that young children understand what “bloody hell” means…(which is british slang by the way); and yeah, you know because not understanding 1 out of every (maybe) 1000 words can really screw you up!
6. kind of want to comment on your ability to spell (how’s that for not talking properly); honey…get the crap out of your ears…the fact that you need subtitles simply means that you can’t speak english…and they did hire normal people sweety (not to mention that harry potter has won actual awards…you know Academy Awards, etc…what’s twilight won? kids choice award…you know it’s a good movie when…
7. sure…hermione is so ugly that the REAL PERSON is now a model…p.s. your twilight character is a werewolf and a sparkly human…oh yeah, gorgeous. oh, and your homosexual comment (yes, it actually was a homosexual comment)…you’re right: old people shouldn’t be gay, in fact, it’s fine if they’re young and gay, but as soon as they reach fifty…it makes perfect sense that they need to find a good girl!
8. yep, because i hear vampires and werewolves are becoming part of the nonfiction category!
p.s. check out google. see how many harry potter sucks blogs/websites there are, then check out the same for twilight. p.s. i’ve seen many americans comment on the crappyness of twilight…so i’m afraid “your people” aren’t really on your side.
pps. nice signing off your name with “Bella”…that doesn’t make you seem weird at all!!
This post is not worth a comment. I’m sorry that I wasted my time reading such unintelligent rubbish. I weep for your future.
I kind of want to cry right now. This is the stupidest thing I have ever read in my entire life.
Troll lady is in your intardwebs, ripping your undies.
Disclaimer: I may or may not be in denial, with my fingers in my ears, singing ‘la la la la’ at the top of my voice.
what a beautiful and natural reaction XD
Dear hater, please use proper English when you are trying to troll on the internet. Nobody, not even people (yes, that is how people is spelled correctly) who agree with your (correct usage of that spelling as well) side of the argument will take you seriously. I am an avid Harry Potter fan, yes, and I abhor Twilight and all that it stands for, but I would have at least heard you out if your spelling was not so atrocious.
For your own safety, stay off of the internet.
Hugs and Butterfly kisses, anyone who knows the difference between “its” and “it’s”
“hugs and butterfly kisses, your Draco.”
ttest101, you just made my day! 😀
srsly?
young lady (althought i prefer calling twat), please drop internet RIGHT THE FK NOW and go back to your study, because you definitely need it to learn how to think RIGHT and…improve your grammar.
This is literally one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read in my entire life.
–Please, before you go and bash books, learn to use proper grammar and spelling. Don’t know a word? Look it up. Stephenie Meyer would NOT be proud.
–Death? Violence? TWILIGHT HAS BOTH OF THOSE TOO! I would know. I’ve read both series multiple times. That’s what the majority of Eclipse is about. I’d rather think death is okay than it not. How am I ever supposed to think of grandmother and be happy if I think that death is bad and unnatural. By the way, you’re going to die one day. Just saying.
–Really? America is the top country? Yes, we were at one time but now? We’re in debt and purchase the majority of our things from other countries.
–Stephenie Meyer loves the Harry Potter series. Just saying.
–Depression is a very common theme in the Twilight Saga.
–Appearances aren’t everything. It is people like you, saying stuff like “They’re all ugly.” that cause younger kids to have low self-esteem.
–Have you EVER in your ENTIRE LIFE heard of ANY serial killer AT ALL? There are a lot of them. I’m not going to say you’re wrong in saying that it is wrong, but it is WAAAAAAY more realistic than someone sucking the blood out of you.
–I don’t know if you know this or not, but your precious Edward Cullen is played by a British actor. And even HE said that he hated the movies. Every time he reads the script he hates it even more.
–Last but not least, GET THE F*CK OFF OF THE INTERNET AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL! Do you know ANYTHING?! Seriously?! We beat England in WWII. They fought WITH us.
Hi, ermm just wanted to say that I’m British and i would be offended if this wasn’t so
a) factually incorrect
b)gramatically incorrect
c)fucked up
I am currently studying A level history and intend to continue it at University, and I can confidently say (with all historians and books backing me up) that In World War Two, the British and the Americans fought on the same side, against the Axis. Go do some research before you post inaccurate shit all over the internet. I won’t even start on all your grammer/spelling because any intelligent person with a grasp of English (which by the way is sort of from Britain, so you can’t say it’s shit. Although you also can’t claim to speak it properly) will be able to see my point. Additionally you slag off swearing and then proceed to publish words like fuck all over the internet…slight hyporcrisy there?
Your arguement about slang is one of the most invalid things I have ever read, did it ever occur to you that Americans have slang that we British might not understand? Yet I have never heard a Brit talking like this about an American.
Pretty much everthing else I wanted to say has already been said. By the way I am not a hater on Twilight…I quite enjoyed the books as some light reading, but I am slightly disgusted to admit that I like it in light of the fact that you have now revealed to me what a lot of Twilight fans are like. I love Harry Potter and I understand that other people might not like it but the people I know who don’t like it at least have rational arguements agaisnt it. You may have heard that Stephanie Meyer was inspired by the music of a certain band called Muse? They are British. It almost amuses me to hear you say that all British things are shit, considering that you speak our language (incorrectly) and listen to our music. Because I am bored and have nothing better to do than educate people like yourself I have complied a list of British things that you probably use everyday;
1. The tin can
2. Corkscrews
3. Cross-word puzzles
4. The electric motor
5. Jet engines
6. The internal combustion engine
7. the lawn mower
8. the locomotive (or train, i’m guessing you don’t know what a locomotive is)
9. Penecillin (this is contained in almost all medicene)
10. Radar (without this, commercial plane flights would be much more dangerous)
11. the underlying principles of radio
12. rubber bands
13. steel production
14. toilet paper (although this blog would do)
15. the umbrella
16. the vaccum cleaner
17. waterproof fabric
These are just the most common uses of British inventions.
By the way, I’m guessing you’re not a native American, so somewhere down the line your ancestors came over to America from Europe. So by saying that Americans are the best, and better than everyone else, you are in fact only slagging off yourself. Have a good rest-of-your-pathetic-narrow-minded-existence.
Yours sincerely,
The British 🙂
P.S Robert Pattinson has admitted that he HATES twilight and being in it. And he was in Harry Potter…. go figure
Furthermore, British tv shows are (in my opinion) better than most American ones.
My country often pisses me off.
you are amazing, this person really needs to learn some things.
P.S.
I like how your list had 17 things.
Please don’t think that all americans are as ignorant as this person. we can be quite charming when we want to be… Harry Potter is amazing. Also if you love harry potter and hate twilight haters, i highly reccomend Terry Pratchetts writing. Also a brit. I cant quite think of a really good american writer but perhaps with time we may cultivate a few. BTW, I loved your reply.
~Yz
1. Children hear worse in schools, and in real life. And I don’t understand why you decide to censor yourself in this point and yet forget to do so in the remaining points.
2. …Death isn’t natural?
3. I see nothing wrong with torturing people for fun.
4. British stuff is never as good, you’re right, because the British can (and do) produce BETTER products than the US. Have you not been paying attention to your US History lessons? England was our ALLY in WWII.
5. It’s been a few years since I’ve read a Harry Potter book, but I’m quite certain that J.K. Rowling didn’t use slang while writing the books. Maybe it’s because you’re so ignorant and have the brain capacity of an atom that you can’t understand it, but I can understand the text perfectly fine.
6. Are you watching the Japanese dub or something? THAT’S THE WAY THEY TALK IN ENGLAND. Are you watching this on tape or something? Because you don’t have to rewind DVDs. The actors ARE talking normally; it’s just not your definition of normal, or what you’re used to, so they are not “weirdos”.
7. You must not have watched anything after Chamber of Secrets, because Hermione became quite beautiful. Luna isn’t a “weirdo” and doesn’t “dress like she’s color blind”; she just isn’t conforming to society. Ron, like Hermione, grew to be quite handsome. No, Harry Potter is just someone who was neglected and used poorly for the first eleven years of his life. It isn’t HIS fault that he has his father’s eyesight, or that he has a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt on his forehead. I’m sure there are people with scars that are more peculiar than Harry’s lightning bolt. Beards are creepy if they’re unkempt, which Dumbledore’s is NOT. Moustaches are actually respectable forms of facial hair, and are actually kept by people who are good. Not all of us think beards are creepy, and Dumbledore is above wearing dresses, but not above wearing ROBES. There’s nothing wrong with old men (or women) being homosexual; it’s just part of life.
8. The villains are quite realistic in Harry Potter. What kind of villain goes after an unborn child and its mother because said child is half-human? If you look at that child’s parents logically, it couldn’t have been made because vampires are undead, and the undead don’t have blood pumping through their veins and therefore cannot sport an erection. What kind of storyline is that?
TROLLLLLL. TROLL IN THE DUNGEON.
God I hope for your sake that you are a troll. Otherwise you are seriously misguided and unintelligent.
I really wish that some of the defending Harry Potter / bashing Twilight comments could have had fewer spelling and grammatical errors, because unfortunately some of those sounded almost as ridiculous as the original poster.
PLEASE people. Proofread your comments. We don’t want to end up sounding as unintelligent as the person we’re arguing with.
You went to far with the gay comment on Dumbledore. Too. Far. I laughed through most of it because I assume it’s all not true, but the “old people rent supposed to be gay” this was just WAY TO FAR. And have better grammar.
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surely this is a troll. i dont think any sixteen year old with half a brain would be able to constitute this as an adequate argument proving twilight better. to be honest, the only people trying to argue that twilight is better than harry potter are twilight fans who know that they’re books are so disingenuous and misogynistic. not to mention the fact that stephanie meyer herself can’t spell and obviously hired a chimp to fix her grammatical and spelling errors. i’ve seen kindergarteners than can spell better.
Unfortunately, it must be considered: What if she doesn’t have half a brain?
It’s a terrifying thought.
This is inexcusable. What kind of 16 year old actually believes that U.S. and U.K. were WWII enemies? I mean, really, that’s 3rd grade knowledge.
If SOPA and PIPA were to block THIS kink of shit, I’d gladly urge congress to pass them.
PS, if you’re worried about kids reading the books, one should probably point out the fact that the ENTIRE Twilight series is about getting a boyfriend, marrying right out of high school, then getting pregnant. Whereas Harry Potter is about a wizard defeating another, evil wizard. I dare you to tell me that Twilight is better for children. Seriously. Do it.
Upon reading this, my immediate reaction was to find you and skin you. But I consulted my Harry Potter books and I have decided just to vehemently hate you from a distance and snarl when anything that pertains to you is mentioned.
First of all, Molly Weasley says that to Bellatrix in the SEVENTH book when Harry Potter stopped being a children’s book, and she said it because BELLATRIX WAS TRYING TO MURDER HER DAUGHTER. I don’t know about you, but I know my parents, and if anyone even THINKS about hurting me or my siblings they fly into a RAGE, so I feel kinda sorry for your narrow-minded existence and that you are too immature to read swear words in serious context, but are not afraid to drop the f-bomb at your disgression.
Um, in Twilight they didn’t have violence? Did you even read the same book? In the second book the Volturi would HERD INNOCENT UNSUSPECTING PEOPLE LIKE CATTLE AND WOULD PROCEED TO DEVOUR THEM. And they’ve been doing this for years! HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU THINK THEY MURDERED? In the third book there was a fucking VAMPIRE WAR and a bunch of under aged vampires were HORRENDOUSLY KILLED. LIMPS. LIMPS BEING TORN OFF AND BLOOD EVERYWHERE. AND THEN DYING IN A FIRE. That is hideously more violent that anything that has ever happened in Harry Potter. In the Harry Potter books, death is swift, painful, and unsuspecting, which is pretty much what Death is! And yeah, good people die! That’s the way the world works! It’s something that everyone has to deal with it! Everyone. You can never go through your whole life without losing someone close to you that you care about. And Harry Potter teaches that it is natural, and that it happens, but you mustn’t let it control your life.
Harry Potter doesn’t teach people that torture is okay! The bad guys are torturing, and Harry Potter is about stopping it! When Hermione was getting tortured in the seventh book I BAWLED. I was so scared for her and so relieved when she got okay! My heart was racing and I was begging to the JK ROWLING GOD that she would be fine. You know what message I got from that? TORTURE IS BAD. SO POINT FOR ROWLING.
American is shit. Really. It’s shit. Jesus, I would recommend FILTH to you because that book is effing amazing and fantastic, but I don’t think your narrow minded sensibilities could handle it. OR FOR GOD SAKES READ ‘LET THE RIGHT ONE IN’. That book gave me feelings I could not comprehend! The book had a happy ending and I just sat down and CRIED because I was so effing HAPPY. And it’s a vampire book! But I fear that you would be too stupid to comprehend it.
The rest of your argument makes me too furious to argue with. Honestly. Do the world a favor and stop thinking. Hire someone to stop you from letting words leave your mouth. And pardon me, but you are the rude one.
The British fought America and lost in WW2? People shouldn’t read about torture because it encourages people to do it? Bloody hell is a serious swear word?
What fucking planet do you live on?
Please tell me this website is just one person trolling to get a reaction?
Without a doubt. And it worked splendidly.
My thought exactly!!
1. Bloody hell and bitch aren’t terrible swears, and it’s a teen book not a kid book.
2. It’s not a kid book, death is okay and natural, the volturi mass murder people, and all kinds of real people torture for fun and sexual pleasure.
3. James tortures Bella in the first book, and the Volturi mass murder people.
4. Britain used to own most of the world, we found Germany in WWII, and Robert Pattinson is British.
5. Common sense makes things less confusing. Also reading more than one set of books in your entire life.
6. They are speaking with Britisg accents, and Robert Pattinson is in the fourth one with said British accent.
7. Hermione is supposed to look fuzzy and become more beautiful as the story goes on, Luna IS weird even to the characters, Dumbledore wears a robe not a dress. Facial hard an evil man does not make. Young gay people turn into old gay people. Happens.
8.Plans take time to form, he does it on Halloween because that was the first day he attacked Harry, and the volturi are far more bat shit than voldemort.
Had to post it. Still not sure if trolling or ignorant.
I just waste 5 minutes of my life just to read that ….
You’ve got to be kidding me !
anal sex?
Have you even tried to understand the message in Harry Potter, yes some parts are violent but since when is life not violent? Harry Potter is a series which is written to accompany children towards adulthood, and help us understand how the world truly is. You wrote about beauty and how you would describe the characters as ugly. Well at least they are realistic, beauty is ephemeral where as character and qualities are eternal. Another message you would need to learn from Harry Potter is tolerance. Have you ever met a British person or are you just being openly close-minded? I can tell you British People are just that People. As are older people, they do have lives and rights, like their sexuality. You also said something about the movies and the accents. Have you even watched the Twilight movies because if the book isn’t literature well the movies aren’t worth the ticket price. As for the accents you know their are a lot of different accents in the US also. I hope you are also aware that not only Carlisle in the book but also the actor Robert Pattinson are British and therefore would have or have accents. And before you post something as hateful as this which will attract attention, you should try to get all your facts strait…Your last point was about Harry Potter trying to convert the Twilight fans, but look at the facts when did Twilight come out, 2005, and when did it become popular, 2008 and you know why because the true generation of readers, most of whom are Harry Potter fans, didn’t have anything else to read and were looking for another fandom…
That’s all I wanted to say because I think you are dishonoring other Twilight fans with this post, know that although I am not any more I enjoyed Twilight when I was 14 and I do like the story although not the style. You should take this post down because it is disrespectful.
Down with the hate because Love is the strongest of powers ❤ to all real and honorable fans
this ^
Troll! Troll in the dungeon!
LMFAO you have noooooo idea how much this single comment made me laugh! xD
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Troll in my laptop 😛
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Good one man 😛
Thought you ought to know *continues on to collapse like Quirrell*
You Are Awesome 🙂 Thank you for the laugh!
fucking lol
1. are you christian? if not, stop being fucking offended by a word. If yes, you’re protecting vampires (satan) over magic.
2. Violent? there’s vamps vs. wolf WARS not just fights.
3. The volturi torture people just for fun, too.
4. The series itself has sold over 450 mil copies, translated into 67 different languages, & has been one of the best-selling books series in history. So, by logic, HP is better.
5. Note the use of swearing in your paragraph. Confusing? 3 wizards, a school & a bad guy. Twilight? Vampires, werewolves and a human girl stuck in the middle who has no common sense whatsoever.
6. Edwards voice isn’t any less hard to understand? I won’t even mention bella’s.
7. a. Their looks? ITS PART OF THEIR CHARACTER, they are not intended to be perfectly flaw-free, unlike twilights cast, letting children think that if their not pretty like “bella” they’re not pretty at all.
b. its a robe, c’mon. Men since the start of time wore robes, very different to dresses indeed.
8. see #3. The point of waiting is for suspense, in which twilight has none of, making it no more interesting.
for your 4th argument… do you remember which book HP surpassed (best selling)? the Bible. That would mean the bible is less interresting? I doubt it (I am not over religious or anything).
What makes this post tragic rather than funny is that one day the author will be old enough to vote. Those levels of ignorance and prejudice is the reason politicians like Sarah Palin are popular.
hey.:) i understand that ur extremely patriotic but seriously? i mean get a life.!
isnt amercia all about equality? then why do u like twilight? its all about guys getting their way and manipulating their girlfriends which is just wrong. there are offically more twilight hate sites than harry potter! b*tch and bloody hell are not really swear words i mean its either that or porn throughout with vampires.! hermione and luna are orginal not like bella.shes jus another loser. violence? guess what thats life princess. its not hurting the mentality of kids. its teaching them to wipe out the bad people and be integral to yourself your family and friends. and gingers amazing! plus your a racist. so if thats the kind of fans twilight has um whatever.death is a fact. life isnt a saga like twilight where everything goes your way. in life bad things happen people DO die. you have to face that.gues what? HARRY POTTER HAS AN AMUSEMENT PARK! TWILIGHT DOESNT.!!!!!
Omg, you are so stupid, I want to cry. This whole post is BLOODY BOLLOCKS. Yeah, it’s a british slang, deal with it.
Is this for real? I’m not even sure if i should take this seriously or not. Honest to god go get yourself checked for mental retardation please!
First of all, if you’re going to “review” a book, learn spelling and grammar. Secondly, learn your history. Thirdly, “that teaches people that death is natural”? God no, how could we teach people that death is a natural process, and happens to everyone? We can’t. So let’s just read Twilight and pretend death can be avoided. Also, I’m American, and I know for a fact Harry Potter is better than Twilight; but a country has nothing to do with a quality of a book. As for the rest, it’s not even worth addressing. I hope you become less ignorant.
um excuse me are you f*cked in the head? twilight is a piece of garbage, harry potter actually means something like fighting for what you believe in. twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. Stephen King said that. bella is a useless character that can’t do anything without her sparkly dead boyfriend.
and as for british people? i’m pretty sure they’re better than americans
I think you should die soon. I honestly think it’s for the greater good
Well lets see…
1. Sticks and stones won’t break your bones… SO if you can’t handle a little swearing well fuck you then…
2. People die to add extra drama to the book… it gives the book more character…
3. Really?…. They are the bad guys! You are supposed to hate them!
4. This is the biggest bullshit I have ever heard in my life… If you truly believe this then you really deserve to die… (no offense to other americans BTW)
5. Can’t really judge on this one… I myself read the Dutch version of the books so I don’t know how many slang they use..
6. The movies use british actors because it is a british movie! Learn to do your fucking research!
7. The characters look like believable people… and not like pretty girls or pretty sparkling unrealistic boys! Their outward appearance gives the characters depth!
Overall: This is honestly one of the biggest bullshit blogs I have read in a long time…
Please die in a fire…
I have read not only the Polish translation, but also the original; in the whole series, I only had to look up a few words in a dictionary (but it was because English isn’t my first language, these words weren’t slang, just not the most commonly used words).
First of all, swearing? They’re words in the end. It’s not a big deal, and most kids don’t really care if someone swears. Plus, it fits how the character was feeling at the time- Ron, maybe not as much, but it does.
Second of all, Death IS o.k. and natural. What rock have you been hiding under? And it teaches kids that it’s perfectly o.k., too.
Thirdly, it’s kind of called sadism. Some people are sadists. Get over it, would you? And it is o.k., seeing as Twilight and a lot of other books ha torture in them. Your beloved little series had torture, death, and people being killed in it. You still wanna play those cards?
Fourthly, America is a world power, but plenty of other countries are, too. And we’re in a recession, we have terrible movies, and we have the highest obesity rate are the top consumer of this and that. We aren’t the best country on the world. And Robert Pattinson is British, yeah? So are you saying that he sucks? And Britain was part of the allied forces, a.k.a. they were AGAINST Hitler, the Nazi party, what they did, the Axis, etc. So no, we were Britain’s allies. Dear god, do you even listen in school?
Fifthly it’s not confusing. You probably know some British terms, right? The others you can probably figure out with context clues. Such a revolutionary idea, I know!
I’m going back to the war thing for a second- Britain lost against us in the Revolutionary War. And if they didn’t, we wouldn’t be America, yeah? So dear god, we were colonies of them, we were part of Britain. Of course they’d fight us and try to keep us with them.
Back to the “confusing” part. It’s really not. It’d be confusing if she didn’t have any background, and she just slammed random stuff together without any regard as to what happened earlier. And I’m not talking about if the story wasn’t in chronological order. Lost of stories aren’t in chronological order, and they make total sense.
Lastly, get your facts straight, your exclamation point use, and please, dear god, don’t try and diss things over the internet again. You completely suck at it.
Most of your arguments are invalid or based on your own point of views… Ever heard of IMDB? Check it out, the last twillight movie had 4.6. That’s an incredibly low score. As for the books, none of em are very good. Harry Potter storyline is great, but the language in it is mediocre. Try reading a secret history, that’s a mindblower.
I enjoy Harry Potter. It has a pretty decent story. Twillight however seem to… Well I guess i’m just allergic to vampires who sparke in the sun. It’s such a paradox, making hideous demonic monsters cute 😛
Edward Cullen is British in real life. Your argument is invalid.
I really don’t even think that this level of stupidity warrants a rebuttal.
Riddle me this, how is it that you think you’re making some kind of point when you clearly don’t have the basic knowledge of grammar and syntax?
I think there’s only one thing to say here:
You’re stupid.
That was very stupid, You are trying to convince people to change their thoughts on Harry Potter which is pointless. Also I may point out your grammar was very poor and I suggest putting down the twilight books and reading a good grammar book. However you did make some true points, Like when you said Harry potter has some swearing, but twilight has Edward biting into Bella’s vagina. What wasn’t the best of things to see. You are horrid and stupid, American things are never better then English things, I’m a fully British and I’m proud of my heritage. How can American things be better then English things if Americans came from Britain. If you want to see something very good and British, I suggest ‘Downton abbey’. If I way you I would Look up on my history and my English language, Because that argument was poor.
OH MY GOD ARE YOU RETARDED
“…they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?”
BRITAIN AND AMERICA FOUGHT ON THE SAME SIDE
YOU MAKE ME LOSE FAITH IN HUMANITY
I’ll just point out a few things:
1. Harry Potter is one of the best selling series in existence.
2. You can’t say everything English is stupid compared to America as American’s are descended from us.
3. All your reasons are crazy, stupid and very ridiculous plus a bit offensive.
4. It’s fictional so i would be surprised if any of it was realistic.
5. I have read both series and i wasn’t bored once in HP at all plus the characters were all brilliant, while in Twilight the 2nd book was like a mission i had to force myself through, basically Bella was just like, it’s December and i’m still depressed, it was awful.
So yeah, i think you know where i stand.
P.S I don’t mean to cause offence to any decent Twilight fans, i’m just annoyed at this post and how ridiculous it is.
Spell check, and I would suggest a history lesson. 🙂 And, realize that while people LOVE to argue about which one is better, NEITHER are better. Granted, some people like Harry Potter better – okay. Some like Twilight better – okay. I don’t get the constant bashing of either. Yes, I love Harry Potter and think Twilight had the worst storyline and was written horribly – I write better FANFICTION, and I have to say, Twilight was fanfiction. But Harry Potter has its flaws too.
As for British accents – sexy as all get out. I’m in love with two of them right now and think they are the best people on the planet.
So, really, use spell check, read both Twilight and Harry Potter, watch all the movies, and then come back with why you don’t like Harry Potter. With real reasons. Because this I can’t even take seriously with the history inaccuracy.
You are being as rude to the Harry Potter fans as you say they are to you who enjoys and loves Twilight.
You poor, poor, stupid little girl. I hop you know there is a Tumblr post of this with over 8,000 notes. You can find that here-http://iwillalwaysbeastarshipranger.tumblr.com/post/17096158911/shelbylynnmarie-girlyjames-fireand-blood
Miss, I was offended by everything you said. I’m sure you’re a very lovely person, despite the fact that everything I’ve read here makes me wonder if I’m wrong in that assumption. You have every reason to like Twilight, but how could you not think you’d get severe backlash from Harry Potter fans? HP has been around longer and, therefore, has more fans than Twilight. If you don’t believe me, look at sales figures for the books and movies of each.
I’ve read both Twilight and Harry Potter and, honestly, HP’s writing is so much better. I guess because it’s British that means it’s bad. Untrue, but if you’re seriously obsessed with America (which is still powerful and failing, yes), why don’t you read better literature, like “A Wrinkle in Time” from Madeleine L’Engle, “The Giver” by Lois Lowry or “The Chosen” from Chaim Potok? THOSE are great books. Twilight doesn’t even compare.
By the way, I’m an American and very proud of my European roots, and I have a beard. I guess, based on your logic, I’ll be single for the rest of my life. If that means not being involved with someone as ignorant as you, I’ll count that as a blessing.
First let me say that I did like the Twilight books, and I loved the Harry Potter novels. I don’t care about your opinion, really, I just hate the fact that you’re so ignorant and stupid that it’s bleeding onto the internet where I can stumble upon it. You have a lot of stupid arguments as to why Harry Potter is so terrible compared to Twilight. So let me refute them! (refute: to prove to be false or erroneous, as an opinion or charge)
I’m going to point out what everyone else has: you hate reading swear words, but you’re perfectly fine typing/saying them? You’re a moron and a hypocrite. Swearing may be pointless, true, but it can also convey emotions that are too often described as “anger, surprise or awe”. There are many authors who use such language instead of the over used words that we’ve all come to expect.
So you’re saying that it’s too violent, and that it “that teaches people that death is ok and natural”? You do understand that death it a natural thing that happens to everyone, right? People die everyday from natural causes or even from crazed murders, and you’re implying that nobody ever dies or suffers. You’re also saying that murderers and psychopaths are just fictional characters that authors created? Have you not heard of Ed Geins, Ted Bundy or the Black Dahlia Murderer? There are people all over the world that are torturing and murdering people for fun. You also seem to be ignoring the fact that James was going to torture and kill Bella in the first book on camera so that Edward could watch it later.
“America is the top country in the world” and “america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world”? Have you been reading Twilight instead of newspapers? America is over $15 trillion dollars in debt to other countries (http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/). In fact, we owe $307.4 billion to the United Kingdom (http://ryankett.hubpages.com/hub/The-American-National-Debt-Who-Do-American-Owe). Do you seriously believe that we fought against England in World War Two? We were allied with Britain against Germany, and we won.. or did you think that Germany won?
It’s “comfusing”? What don’t you understand? Arse to ass? The loo to toilet? Mum to mom? You’re just a moron and quite frankly I feel that you are prejudiced against Britain. You hate their accents, their slang and you believe that their entire country is shitty. Next you’re going to say that they’re babies are monsters and that they like to kick puppies for fun. If you’re going to slander an entire country, make sure you present facts to back yourself, otherwise you make us all look bad. Look at Jacooby’s comments, “Your a typical american. And a fucking idiot.” You’re the type of person that makes Americans look bad.
The movies are crap? Did you read the Twilight books and then watch the movies, or did you just watch the movies? ‘Cause the book to movie adaption of Harry potter was infinitely better than the Twilight book to movie adaption. Not to mention the actors and actress they chose to for Twilight. Kristin Stewart is emotionless and over acts and Robert Pattinson is nowhere near the “smooth, perfect” Edward that I read about. Let’s also look at all of the great actors/actresses that were in Harry Potter: Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy, Helena Bonham Carter, Gary Oldman, Richard Harris, Emma Thompson, David Tennant, Jason Isaacs, Jim Broadbent, and even your precious Robert Pattinson.
Harry Potter has ugly characters? Has it occurred to you that not everyone in this world is ‘gorgeous’? That sometimes the ‘ugly’ people are truly the best people you will ever meet? Yes, Hagrid is big and ugly, but he is the kindest, most gentle person in that story. You’re a very shallow person and you’ll never find anyone that will good enough in the real world. I hope that you learn your lesson before you’re too old to find someone who is truly right for you.
If someone is gay, that means that they just die before they get old, right? Old people cannot possibly, ever be gay because that just puts bad images in our head that are worsened by the wrinkled, old skin. Man, are you a shallow moron. Oh, and beards are creepy. There are some cultures that believe facial hair makes you a man. Oh wait, that’s America. Dumbledore was the wisest person and he saved so many lives, but you don’t like him because he’s old and gay.
What exactly makes a villain realistic? The fact that they will get what they want even though it will hurt a lot of people? That’s kind of the definition of a villain. Kind of like Aro, who wants to kill the entire Cullen clan so he can ‘acquire’ Alice and Edward for their abilities. I don’t know if I’ve stressed this enough, but you’re a moron.
Let’s not forget that you believe that the names “SUCK!!!!!” You know that the iconic David Bowie wrote a song titled ‘Letter to Hermione’ before these books were even written. Ronald, Harold and Draco are very normal names. Then you go on to attack last names. You’re really going to make fun of a last name, when Americans were the ones to change and simplify all names that came through Ellis Island? Do you even know about Ellis Island? Immigrants that were coming into a America had to travel through Ellis island and there they had to go through a medical exam and all of their names were simplified or changed.
Again, I do like the Twilight books and I love the Harry Potter books. I don’t care what your opinion is, I’m just hoping that I never have to hear them because you are ignorant. Even if I do find your stupid blog page again, I would hope that you’ve learned something from it and you use proper spelling and grammar next time.
Slowly losing hope in humanity,
Taylor
Just one thing, except that I totally agree with you: Don’t offend my Hagrid! He’s not ugly! He looks kind and nice and cuddly. Sure, he’s big and hairy, but he’s absolutely not ugly. Like I said: Kind, nice and cuddly. That is the perfect way (if you ask me) to describe Hagrid’s looks.
My favorite part is how, in point 6, you say “siriusly.” Sirius Black is lolling in his grave.
Also, I hope you’re aware that Robert Pattinson is British.
and acted in Harry Potter 4!!! XD
What the hell is this. I’m just gonna put this the nicest way I can. Paragraph by paragraph.
1) ‘Bloody Hell’ to the Brits is not swearing. And the word ‘bitch’ only came up once. The kids who read these books understand what language is right and wrong. We’re not all idiots.
2) Of course people die. It’s a natural thing. People die every second of every day. And J.K Rowling didn’t sugar coat it in anyway. When the characters are dead, they’re dead.
3) People are tortured all the time. Voldermort was born to hate. And again, the author decided not to sugarcoat this because people need to know it really happens.
4) This paragraph has no logic in it. Just because it’s British, doesn’t mean it’s bad. May I just point out that Robert Pattinson is British and you don’t seem to have a problem with that. I mean seriously. Hating because it’s British? I as a Brit am truly offended.
5) We are British. We use slang. You are American. You have your own slang. And if you had been paying attention to ANYTHING, you would have realised they have released many American versions of the book. Also, in the movies, they barely use slang. They were being nice.
6) You may think the movies are crap, but people have grown up with these actors. And the books. And you may think that they talk weird but they don’t. That is their way of speaking. Heck, they even toned down their accents for you to understand. But they kept a bit of the British-ness so that people understand that it is a British book and a British move.
7) This paragraph just shows people how insecure you are. Not everyone has supermodel looks. Looks don’t count for everything. With the actors looking like normal school children, kids around the world will begin to feel more comfortable with themselves. The comment about beards was just weird. And you can’t say that old people can’t be gay. That, my friend, is homophobic.
8) And this thing about the villans being more like the Voltari. The Voltari are vampires you twat.
Awesome defense! I love your comment! 🙂
Please don’t put up racist posts about British people. You are not only making Twilight look worse, but America look stuck up. Think before you post because you currently have over 8,200 people on Tumblr who hate this post. And mind you, Tumbr users are pretty powerful and vocal people. You have every right to your opinion but you don’t have to go insulting another country to prove your point. That’s just offensive and weakens your argument even more. No will take you seriously.
Okay, first off, in order for me to not correct every single spelling and grammatical error in that post, I must say a few things.
-One; you idiot.
-Two; you are a huge idiot.
-Three; ohmygod get off the internet you idiot
I really dislike being rude to people online. But for you, it’s a completely different case because what you have said in that post not only makes me angry for personal reasons, in makes me angry because you judged a book by it’s cover. No, you did worse that that. You judged a book without even considering what you were saying. If you truly wanted for people to believe that “Harry Potter kinda sucks”, than you would need hard evidence supporting that opinion. All of your reasons in that post can be easily countered, and just the opinion that the series sucks can be countered. If you looked at what the good C said a few comments above me, you can see that all of your opinions are crude with little to no supporting evidence.
Think hard about what you’re saying online, where pretty much everyone is a Harry Potter fan.
p.s
Please, for the love of god fix your grammatical and spelling errors. They’re horrendous.
I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to express how I’m feeling right now.
If you are going to hate on THE ONLY book franchise in the world that has made the author a billiionaire, please get some form of education.
I’m not going to hate on Twilight, though the plot, the characters, everything about it is badly done and badly written (and the only character that was good was just kinda.. Dropped) but you turning around and saying “America is better than England”? I honestly couldnt agree with you. I mean, for starters our government isn’t trying to censor the net, and we allow civil partnerships everywhere (gay marriages). Also, I think you need to brush up on you’re history of World Wars. We faught ALONE and your country didn’t come in til basically the last minute. Pick up a book that isnt about necrophilia, pedophilia and cannibalism (babies eating their way out of stomachs…)
I’m also not going to comment about you’re opinions of Harry Potter, as everyone is entitled to an opinion, but the young generations depend on books like this to let them know it’s ok when people die, and that it gets better, and that its ok to be upset.
This is a link to my journal on Twilight and Harry Potter. http://the-truth-in-the-lie.deviantart.com/journal/Twilight-Rant-273045774 Would be awesome if you would go and read it. Oh, and if you feel like actually talking about this instead of being some stuck up American, you can find me on my website below.
It feels a little funny for me to hear about Britain fighting alone in Second World War. Britain, which (along with France) didn’t bother to raise a single gun while we Poles were fighting Germans on our own (September 1939). Of course we were defeated, but hey, we were a small, new country, and this is why we made this alliance with you British…
what the hell?
” I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?”
I think instead of reading shitty fiction you should think about picking up a history book.
Haha, I can’t tell if you’re purposly trolling a fandom or if you’re legitimatly stupid. Most likely the latter, but honestly, I don’t even feel the need to argue against this, haha.
Wait, did I just read this correctly? Did she just say cussing? What? Wait, Twilight cusses every two seconds… WHAT?
In my opinion, I do not agree with this list of reasons at all.
1. both Twilight and Harry Potter are unrealistic plots
2. The movies of Harry Potter have to be spoken in Proper English (like from london) because the series was meant to be spoken in proper English
P.S. if you can;t understand the way characters speak in the movie then you clearly need to go to speech lessons
3. All the actors in the movies are fucking sexy and hell so no judging them if your probably not even good looking yourself
4. In both series there are sad deaths and torture
Twilight: the volturi kill people daily, and james dies in the first book, and victoria dies in eclipse, and jacob was always thinking about killing renessme in breaking dawn
Harry Potter: lord voldemort died in the final book (which is a good thing) and many good people died so that voldemort’s death could be accomplished
5. I am american but our country is in deep shit and england is far better off than us. America owes so much money to so many countries.
Also our country is named the country with most debt . . . that doesn’t make us a very good country now does it?
Anyway . . . the person who wrote this is an idiot and needs to stop reading hopeless romantic and fictional books that will never happen.
You need to get a life, you need to learn how to spell correctly and how to speak in correct terms.
P.S. YOUR A FUCKING MORON
Agreed.
You’re stupid.
That summarizes it all perfectly.
First of all, we were allies with the British in WWII, dumbass. And Hermione isn’t ugly… Look at her in the later movies. And I am pretty sure Voldemort is way scarier than glittery sparkling Italian vampires. Btw, Voldemort kills a vampire in the 7th book. And you’re saying Harry Potter isn’t acceptable for little kids? BELLA AND EDWARD HAVE SEX IN BREAKING DAWN AND SHE GETS KNOCKED UP, so STFU. That is all.
I think you need to be stopped from having any children in the future, or just stopped in general, stop existing, please.
Please don’t breed.
-The rest of the World
Lmao thank you!
The Universe!
Are you a troll? But seriously you should probably not use the word “fuck” or “fucking” in a post where one of your points is about inappropriate language. And Harry Potter is about the power of love and friendship. Twilight is anti-feminist bullshit, and is propaganda attempting to brainwash the youth of today into purity-obsessed zombies. Also, learn to use spell-check and Google if you’re serious. It’ll make you look smarter/less like a troll.
Haha you are too funny. First of all, check your spelling. Second, all those reasons are crap. Jo Rowling has death and evil in her books because it is REALITY. She teaches how good can always overcome evil. Although there is magic and mythical creatures, the basis of the story is relatable; friendship, love, peer pressure, the idea of perfection, family, etc. Also, the characters are relatable. You say Hermione is frizzy and ugly? Well she’s a character that shows many girls who feel insecure about their looks that being smart, loving, and strong-willed overcomes anyone’s bullying. All HP characters are 3-dimensional, and have detailed, intriguing, and RELATABLE story lines. Twilight, on the other hand, has 2d characters and the plot line in general is extreme (as in the situations that occur) and weak in writing. Jo Rowling’s writing is magnficent. And frankly, Britain has many things that are a lot better than the US. Have you heard of British Invasion? In the 60’s all this British music (ie The Beatles) came to the US. The US loved British music! Oh, and, by the way? Britain was America’s ally in WW2, meaning they were on THE SAME SIDE.
Yah, so, Harry Potter is better. Like 7 billion dollars better.
I LOVE YOU. And if I can add to her, you said that Voldemort is not real because he kills for no reasons. I red about J.K. Rowling and she based her character of Voldemort on Hitler. You tried to look intelligent by talking about the WW2 so I hope that (even if you’re information was NOT right) you remember Hitler and what he did. Everybody should. And J.K. Rowling knew that when she wrote her books. What is the meaning of twilight if it isin’t just about the importance of having a boyfriend? Harry Potter is about loyalty, courage, friendship, to be humble, to follow your dreams, hopes, ideas and I can continue for hours. And try to say that America is the best you won’t be surprise to know that it is one of the most hated country in the world, just because of people like you. And there’s more than the Beatles, don’t you know some William Shakespeare my dear? Or Isaac Newton? Margaret Thatcher? David Bowie? Cliff Richard? Charlie Chaplin?… Probably not. And by the way, you make more mistakes than I and I’m not even american.
THISSS ^^
exactly what every person WITH A BRAIN and some dignity thinks.
Yeah, this is a troll post.
So obvious.
If it’s not… you’re one of the dumbest living things that’s ever been alive
talk funny —- need people to talk properly?
Last time I checked…. Brits spoke properly…. as they’re speaking the language they developed.
I really, REALLY hope you’re right, and that this thing is bull, because if not, it’s all just too depressing for words that someone could be so downright dumb (and I don’t use that word lightly).
Bloody Hell isn’t swearing…..
I know! :))
Is this girl serious? The thing about ‘depressing matter’, it’s realistic. Ooh, a vampire that lives forever, utter bullshit, this girl is a retard.
tell me about it
lol the british lost in ww2….huh…american education for ya
I did a facepalm when I read that part, lol.
At least the actors of Harry Potter don’t hate Harry Potter unlike the actors in Twilight.
True everyone knows no one publically hates twilight more the Rpatz lol I wonder if this slag is actually reading this, I hope she is and by some miracle smartens up and actually reads HP. Also if this isn’t an example of how much the states needs to stop invading every country with a drop of oil and start spending money on their education and universal health care (you are the only developed country without it FYI) because doll you are mentally desturbed
Sincerely,
Your neighbor to the north
Canada,
Ps. Please stop making us look bad just because we are in North America we are far more European then American
Oh snap, hahaha
Very true
oh also might i remind you that while you hate the British and all, Robert Pattenson is indeed yes British, born and raised in England oh also he was in a harry potter movie, one of the best roles he ever played
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exhibit A of why my theory of how twilight fans are under the age of 12, please stop typing like a retarded squirrel and learn proper English
they were joking, and being sarcastic
The most hilarious part of this whole blog is that point that you argued that Harry Potter has too much- quote, unquote- “Swearing” in it, yet you drop the f-bomb all over the place while in Harry Potter there’s only the occasional “bloody hell” from Ron Weasley and the ONE time Molly Weasley says b-star to Bellatrix, but hey, I would’ve said that if some evil enchantress was trying to kill ANOTHER one of my children. Yeah, so, let’s just say I found this whole article pretty funny.
Bellatrix didn’t kill any of Molly’s children, Fred was killed most probably by Augustus Rookwook. Yes, she was mocking Molly about Fred’s death, but she didn’t kill him.
Oh, I have one more thing to add…
You’re a twat. No wonder you talk so much on here, you have no friends.
Anyone love the Irony that She spelled “siriusly” as we spell Sirius Black?
Also, I should point out, Robert Pattinson, ‘Edward Cullen’ Was born in London, and lived there the first 20 years of his life. Also, He played a big part in Goblet Of Fire, When he played as Cedric Diggory. (and re-watching it, It is a victory for Harry potter fan’s when Edward Cullen Dies) So you’re beloved Edward, Is (1 British (2 Was cast in Harry Potter and 3) Dies in that movie.
People like you are the reason I don’t want to live in this country. Is this what we’ve really sunk to? I mean, c’mon, luv! If you want to make a decent argument, actually bring up valid points! Don’t say shit like “lol! TWilaight is bettar b’cauze it was wri10 bi an american. Siriusly, that m8ks it soooo much butter!” I mean, heaven forbid that children learn the reality of life and death at a young age, right? That would just be awful! And sadists and torturing? That doesn’t exist in the world at all, am I right?
And, by the way? British English IS real English, ya moron! And your precious Robert Pattinson? Your beloved, perfect, adorable Edward Cullen? He was born and raised in LONDON. Which is in ENGLAND. Which is a part of the BRITISH ISLES. You know what else? He HATES Twilight.
And what have the Vulturi done? What have they done to merit them being good villains? Behaving like actual vampires doesn’t count, by the way. Voldemort and the Death Dealers have been scheming and plotting for YEARS, Voldemort was basically the Harry Potter world’s ADOLF FRICKIN’ HITLER. What did the Volturi do that would cause people to be struck with the same amount of terror that Voldemort’s name /alone/ carried throughout the series? I’d like to know.
I was born in this country, and I can understand English accents just fine. The terms they use I can figure out after actually using my brain. If anything, you should blame yourself for being so stupid and going, “eye don’t underrstand theese woreds! lol hoo spellz thair wordz with ‘yooos’ in dem? Itz so stupid!1 lol siriusly.”
Also, Emily Wattson, the lovely young lady who played Hermione? She’s a HUNDRED times prettier than wide-eyed, blank faced, pasty-skinned, butt-fugly Kristen Stewart. Give me skinny, red-haired, freckled Rupert Grint (Ron) over Edward Cullen any day. And I certainly don’t see Robby-boy starring in the Woman in Black. That honor, my dear moron, belongs to Daniel Radcliffe, and handsome young man who played Harry Potter himself. Unlike Robert Pattinson after the Twilight Shitga, Daniel will still have a legitimate career. Twilight is a critical bomb in every aspect of the word, and Pattinson’s performance doesn’t help at all.
PS. England was America’s ALLIES in World War 2, YOU FUCKING MORON.
Please don’t reproduce. In fact, please go back to elementary school, learn to make valid points, and for the love of God fix your spelling and grammar. As a college student who will probably minor in English, this “essay” sickens me.
Please tell me your joking, my lungs can’t take any more laughter. Twilight is the absolutely the worse book ever and I quote Robert Pattinson ‘Twilight is a book that should never have been written’ Even the actors hate it. Also twilight is for girls who rather think everything has a happy ending rather then face the truth. And a real villain like the Volturi? Did you even reread this to yourself before putting this up?
=__= Vampires do not sparkle, fairies do…
Twilight is based on a dream by Stephanie Meyer. NEVER MOCK HARRY POTTER! J.K. ROWLING IS ONE OF THE BEST, IF NOT, THE BEST WRITER I HAVE EVER KNOWN. And why write this online then rather come to us Harry Potter fans who will welcome you with our fists.
Twilight is a book made solely for teenage girls because people like you are easily persuaded to buy/read such a book. Have you even counted how many holes there are in the book. And for people who actually enjoy the book for its plot and the twists instead of the sparkly vampires and werewolves, good for you and keep reading.
A robe is not a dress and back then it was normal for people to wear robes. And are going to call the Irish gay for wearing kilts? You are the one being unrealistic, villains in real life do worse than torture you. They rape, steal, torture etc. And ahem did you forget Robert played Cedric in Harry Potter and as he said ‘I would rather be in a Harry Potter movie than in a Twilight movie’
British men are hot, flaming hot. And do you really need a slang dictionary to actually read Harry Potter?
The book teaches many life lessons that you can learn from. Like for example, take the Dursley for example. Even when they treated Harry like a slave he still saved them. This teaches kids to do the right thing even if the people you are saving aren’t worth it. And what does Twilight teach? Try to kill yourself just because your boyfriend left you to protect you? If that was me right there, I’d move on and be thankful that he put my safety first.
And last of all, the HP fandom is FAR, FAR greater than the Twilight fandom. HP fans date back to 1997. And if you don’t have the courage to say this to our faces don’t put it on your blog. Or else we will find you and kick your arse to Hell and back.
Ciao~
I have never been more appalled in my life. Seriously, this is pathetic. YOU are pathetic LizzieBella or whatever the hell your name is. This has to be the most poorly written fail I have ever seen. It’s amazing that someone with this small of a “brain” would be able to even WRITE. Please excuse yourself from the internet. We are all embarrassed for you.
British brothers and sisters, please don’t base your opinions of Americans on this girl. I apologize for her.
i love you.
you have successfully trolled everyone.
Twilight came to the authour in a dream…
Albus once said, “It doesn’t do well to dwell on dreams…”
okay there are so many things wrong with what you just said. first of all we were allies with britian in both world wars. So we both won the two world wars. People die yes it is sad but it’s realistic. It’s not like the die for no apparnet reason they die fighting for good. So it’s like dying in war. Just because something is american dosen’t nessarily mean it’s good. I’m not a terroist just want to throw that out there. I just don’t think everything that’s american is nessarily good. There are ugly people in the world. I think it’s good that J.K.Rowling made ugly people heros because it says just because you’re not ugly dosen’t mean you can’t do great things. Also have you seen the movies Luna Lovegood is gorgeous. She dosne’t dress like the almighty seventeen magazine tells us too. I can personally relate to Luna Lovegood. Stephenie Meyer as I prefer to call her Smere talk about sex in the third and fourth book also pms. Molly Weasly lost her sons. Personally I’m suprised all she called Bellatrix was the b word. I would calll her so much more. By saying twilight is good. Your saying that it’s okay to get all depressed when your boyfriend breaks up with you. There are so many plotholes in the twilight series it’s not funny. Bella Swan is also such as mary sue. Finally because this is wicked long. I didn’t find H.P. confusing at all. Also there are some sick minded people out there that do tortue and kill for him. You know like Jack the ripper. I didn’t know it was British until people told me it was. Mabye it’s because I’m smarter than you but Twilight is way more confusing. Oooh, ooh this is the real last point also twilight is telling us it’s okay to be pedophiles as long as it’s real love. you know Quil and Claire Jacob and Renesme (haha worst name ever). feel free to comment and tell me how wrong I am . It will actaully make me day.
1. Harry Potter is NOT a kids book.
2. Please for the LOVE of god LEARN how to spell.
3. Oh an I guess Americans don’t use weird slang. Get over it.
4. Please go learn some ACTUAL history. Y’know pick up a fucken book and read it don’t just take what people are tell you as gosphel. Cos apparently the Australians weren’t in Vietnam according to your Americans, the Australians saved your bloody arses there.
5. Twilight characters?….Er hell vampires that sparkle? WTF is that? Vampires are DEAD creatures they shouldn’t “sparkle” technically they should be a decaying mass of dead flesh…So tell me that you LIKE that. BTW Vampires DON’T sparkle.
6. WOW talk about caring about things that don’t matter (i.e. frizzy hair, beards etc) so…if someone in your family had a beard they’d be creepy too or be uncool if they had frizzy hair.
I feel like this is a troll. Because there is no way someone could possibly be so stupid. I got to the WW2 point and had to stop reading. Just a side note, America and Britain were allies in both of the wars.
You complete and utter idiot.
You are the reason this world is dying.
Should have been shot at death.
I have to say, great trolling…only thing is, someone with this sad level of intelligence wouldn’t know so much about Harry Potter (or have read all 7 books). So it kind of gives you away. I think you are a Potterhead that is making fun of the irrational defenses of Twilight that hormonal tween girls make. Just your responses to the comments make me think you are a troll secretly dedicated to destroying the Twihard reputation from the inside. If that is in fact the case, and you aren’t just any random troll bent of incurring the wrath of millions of Potterheads, then my hat goes off to you.
You r sooo retarted that they should take your mom and kids away and lock u in a mental house
Guys.
GUYS.
Calm down. OBVIOUSLY the writer of this article is a Potterhead. They used ‘siriusly!’ They must have been trying to showcase the stupidity of MOST Twilight fans. Not all, mind you. I’m a proud Potterhead and will die believing Harry Potter is superior to any other book series, but I read and liked Twilight too. Not the message it gave, but I enjoyed it.
ANYWAYS, I believe I’ve proved my point. This was written by a troll. I applaud your efforts, troll.
At first, i read this and i was like “wtf this persons so stupid” but then i was like “wait this chick’s obviously trolling no one’s stupid enough to actually believe what she said”
1. You listed two “swear” words: bloody hell and bitch. Bloody hell is not a swear word, everyone hears and says it all the time, unless they’re religious–little kids, too. Bitch, however, is. But like you said, its in the last book, which means that by the time anyone gets to that one word, they won’t be a little kid anymore. Besides, people hear that one all the time as well (especially in America;) (btw, I’m american)
2. Umm since when is death not natural? What does that even mean? And there’s no point making such a big deal out of it, they are fictional characters…however, it does give the reader a SMALL taste of the real world. If you think you were sad when Fred died, just wait until you see your parents go, or a friend. Wake up, death is pretty fucking natural. And to answer your question, I do. I want to read that kind of stuff, and stuff that’s a lot more depressing and real than Harry Potter, because I live in the real world.
3. Again, wake up. Torture and pain are both very real, and Voldemort and Bellatrix could very well be real people if not for their wands and spells.
4. Sorry, what? America>England??
For example, rock music: who has more better, more famous rock bands, England or USA? England: The Who, Pink Floyd, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Coldplay minus drummer, The Kinks, Elton John, David Bowie, Rod Stewart, and many many more. USA: Green Day, Jimi Hendrix, Coldplay’s drummer, and a few more.
And that’s just rock music. Now I’m not saying that England is better than USA, I’m just saying that you have no right to make such a claim.
Also, you do know that US and UK were (and still are) close allies, and fought alongside each other in WW2 and won, right? I hope that was a joke…
5. I understood it. I’m 100% american. There were two words in the entire series i didn’t understand, one of which my British friend also didn’t understand. Maybe you should just learn a new language…or just learn your own for real.
6. Again, maybe you need to learn YOUR OWN LANGUAGE a little bit better. If you really can’t understand what was was going on in the movies, then that’s your problem, not the movie’s. I understood it all, and I was under 14 years old for every movie…
7. Emma Watson is HOT. End of discussion.
And wtf beards aren’t creepy, they’re sexy as hell. And since when do mustaches make people evil?….Also, what does it matter if someone is old and gay? Besides, what are they gonna do, go straight as soon as they hit 50? This really makes no sense whatsoever.
8. Villains kill people for fun all the time…wtf?…that’s the point, they’re total doucheholes. I don’t know what you thought a villain was…
And in response to your last statement, aren’t you trying to lord Twilight over all of us because it’s sooo much better? Yes. Yes you are. Hypocrite.
America is the most advanced and powerful country in the world? I’m sorry honey, but America’s days as a superpower is over, and you are insane if you think America is advanced at all. Concerning twilight, I would take Harry potter over gay twinkly vampires any day of the week. I like swearing and death, and do you
Know why? Because swearing and death is ugly just like real life. Twilight has no realism to it. It’s emotionally crippled. It has no reality. I know there is nothing I can say to change your mind. That’s the problems with Americans! The small minority of Americans who are total morons, like yourself, who cannot be reasoned with, so I won’t try. Just know this. Don’t visit Britain! You aren’t welcome!
Oh, you poor, sad girl.
You know this is going to be on the Internet forever, right?
Like, FOREVER?
You poor, sad girl.
JUST because you said cussing is bad and I know kids will read this. Fuckshitcuntbitchassdickcockfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck. And HP is violent, but I don’t believe anyone got their heads ripped off like in Twilight. Oh yeah, and the books/movie describe/show Bella and Edward having sex. Violently. So yeah. Your a dumb bitch.
I love Twilight. I’ve read it long before the movies came out. I’m a true fan who likes the books over the movies. Yet, I am a HP lover too. I started reading the books in 3rd grade and fell in love. I love both the series because they tackle two very different and important parts in my life. HP satisfies my need for adventure and violence and action, while Twilight satisfies my need for a romance and love and a happily ever after. Two different books, different plots, different characters. So please stop this nonsense of a sight. If you truly love to read and truly love literature, you would respect the other works of art there are in the world. By the way, you must be dumb saying you can’t understand a British accent and be offended by cursing, violence, torture and death.
Possibly the WORST blog I’ve ever read. Honestly, the spelling is horrid, your reasons are abysmal, and guess what?
Jingle Bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away.
Bella died and Jacob cried, POTTER ALL THE WAY!
I totally agree with this post!! Twilight is obviously the best!! Especially in New Moon where it quotes Romeo and Juliet one of the best love stories ever written!! oh wait….Romeo and Juliet was written by Shakespeare…and he’s British… It definatly sucks. Along with all the other British things including Robert Pattinson. My bad
If Twilight is better than Harry Potter, why was it rejected over ten times before it was published?
Reading your post hurts my head so much right now. I would’ve considered finishing your ‘arguments’ but thus has become impossible. I assume everyone who has commented already pointed out your faults and mistakes so, all I want to say is that before you consider to even try and make a statement about Harry Potter, please, just please use proper grammar and go back to school. All of your points and supposed ‘facts’ are just off the face of the earth. I cannot bear to even cuss out at you because I doubt you would even understand the extremity of my burning rage right now. I am American born and I apologize to all, especially the Brits, for the stupidity of this girl who has been raised in the same country as I. I regret reading this horrible, grammatically incorrect, and close minded entry. I shall resume my merry reading of The Mayor of Casterbridge and some of the Bronte sisters’ books. Maybe a little bit of Jane Eyre will soothe my brain. Actually, I will go reread the Harry Potter series for the 5th time. You are 16 and I am 17 and just seeing how close our age range is yet how far our IQ is baffles my mind. I admit, I have purchased the Twilight series but immediately after the first book, I just burned them all. Waste of money I must admit but I did not regret my actions. Girl, before you try to make a second part of ‘Why Harry Potter kinda sucks’, just…stop. I love debates of all kinds but this…this is no debate. This is just utter annoyance and stupidity. *SIGH* I hate calling anyone stupid or an idiot but…this just breaks my barrier. I do not know if you are just trolling or if this is really how you think, but please, don’t ever post stuff like this on the internet. It just enrages so many people. No amount of facepalm could account for this blog of yours. Good day.
I can’t even…..SIGH
May the good lord strike his wrath upon you.
You are honestly not a well educated person.
Death btw is one of the most natural things!!!
I honestly dont know whether this be a troll or this chick is honestly dumb.
And i dont know if its just me. . .but when i read this, i felt myself get stupid and stupid
Pfff real villains, the Voltruti? Or what ever the fuck they are called. TRUE VILLAINS DONT SPARKLE IN THE SUN LIKE LITTLE BITCHES!!!
YOU WANT A REAL VAMPIRE? TRY WATCHING THE LOST BOYS!! NOW THATS A REAL VAMPIRE!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_II
Allies: UK a.k.a. GREAT BRITAIN, Soviet Union, USA and some more countries you never heard of in your badly educated country. Axis: The Trird Reich a.k.a. Germany, Japan and also some more.
And by the way, your language and MOST of culture came from Great Britain. They were first,
DEAL WITH IT.
To draw attention to your statement that beards are creepy.
Obviously you have never seen James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender or Viggo Mortensen with a beard.
Because.
Hot Damn. HOT DAMN.
That’s all.
I love you. I could not agree more. They are some sexy beasts.
Heh, my last name is Beard 🙂
I completely agree with you . . . those men are just to beautiful for this world
Oh my god yes. :L ❤
matthew mcfayden as well ❤ love ur posts
Amen sister!
This made my day XD
Wtf?!? I like both HP and twilight ,get over your high ego.
Facial hair makes guys look 20% cooler! Honestly, a nice beard and (even more) moustache is sexy.
Just for the record:
1. Harry Potter is not supposed to be realistic, darling. Twilight, on the other hand, tries to be somewhat realistic, but fails at that too. And besides, how realistic is it that every single student on a small town highschool is devastatingly pretty and seemingly perfect?
2. I’d rather have my future kids read swear words than the mental “crash and burn” process – and the depressions of a teenage girl, not to mention the SEX SCENE where she BREAKS HER BACK.
3. FYI, hunny: Death IS a natural part of life. It’s sad, but you can’t avoid death. And if I remember correctly, people die in Twilight too. Like that completely innocent man Dakota Fanning and co kills.
4. America and Britain fought on the same side during WW2. Learn your own history (I’m _norwegian, and I seem to know it better than you.)
5. …. Darling, darling, darling. You don’t _stop being homosexual just because you grow old. Sexual preference is NOT a phase, like your obsession with Twilight. And Dumbledoore isn’t wearing a dress, he’s wearing a KIRTLE. You know, like priests and most old wizards and mages wear.
6. Oh, it’s so realistic to have sex with, and impregnate a girl who’s almost ninety years younger than you.
7. Villains that torture and kill for fun? Turn on your telly, hunny. It happens every day all over the world; also in your own country, by your fellow americans. This is maybe the most realistic part of Harry Potter at all.
8. You are free to say that American literature is better than British; that’s a matter of taste. But somehow, I have a nasty feeling you haven’t read much British literature. If you feel like, I don’t know, validate your arguments, here is a list of well-known british and Irish books I find entertaining:
– Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland (Slightly confusing for those who want it to be)
– Through the looking-glass, and what Alice found there (Also Alice in wonderland)
– The chronicles of Narnia (My all time favorite book series. But be careful; people die here.)
– The lord of the rings (people die and get hurt and tortured here too.)
– Sherlock Holmes series (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Best. Detective series. Ever. BUT people die.)
– Darren Shan series (Brace yourself; it’s about vampires! But it’s not a twilight rip-off because *GASP* it’s not cliché, *LE DOUBLE GASP*, the vampire theory is somewhat realistic, and *TRIPPLE GASP* it was published in 2000, hence, five years before Twilight. By the way, people die)
– Gullivers travels
– Robinson Crusoe
And these are just a few.
While I agree America also have fairly good authors (Christopher Paolini – a little LOTR-ish but still good, Dan Brown) my favorite books are all by british/irish authors. It’s a matter of taste.
And… Your arguments are ridicules. And… People like you are the reason why I struggle to take the Twilight concept seriously.
Sincerely
Moi.
I swear youer answer is the best reasonment i’ve heard all day!!! Your list of books is amazing, i love them all, where’s better proof to that than those books that are truly life-change….UNLIKE anything related to twilight.
Not sure if trollin’…
if so, successful troll is successful.
if not…
i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
BEST. ARTICLE. EVER.
Sit down with a book and pencil / pen. This is going to take a while, and I suggest you take notes.
1. About the names, Harry Potter names are creative and imaginative ( They all mean stuff in other languages like Latin; Example:- Bellatrix means Female Warrior) ; Twishit names are plain and boring. These FAIL names could be thought of in slumber. -.- And just because these TOTALLY EPIC names rhyme with stuff that isn’t very pleasant, it does NOT mean they have to be related or compared.
You say Twilight has good names, right? Let’s see when was the last time Aro, or Carlisle, or even Demitri considered to be good names?
( P.S the Dumbledore joke was the world’s most FAIL joke ever. I can’t believe it even made a person as stupid as you laugh. And I am Warning you, NEVER. INSULT. ALBUS. DUMBLEDORE.IN.FRONT.OF.ME.)
Now, coming to Sirius’ name. Seriously ( pun intended ) are you that stupid? I mean, Jo is well qualified enough in English to spell his name as “serious” if it was meant to be the emotion.
Going to the next part. Why (you think) Harry Potter kinda sucks.
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!! – It very much is. =,=
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter TOTALLY ROCKS
1. So, are you trying to say that you have a problem with swearing, well that is quite hypocritical for you have used the ‘f’ word no less than 3 times. Besides, bloody hell isn’t even a swear, and what exactly did you expect Molly to say to Bellatrix, “not my daughter, sweetie!”? And besides, Twishit ( Breaking Dawn ) 1/3 rd of it is filled with them having sex , like that isn’t bad for kids to read -.-
2. In case you don’t know, you just stated a reason why Harry Potter is better. It is realistic. It isn’t necessary that the good guys are always going to have a happily ever after! And speaking of violence, even in twilight there are fights, and battles. So Shut up!
3. Like I said, that is realistic. Torture and pain are “Always” (yes, HP reference intended) going to be a part of life, and the readers of Harry Potter are smart enough to understand that when the dark side tortures the ‘good guys’ it is not something nice. What is done by the Dark side is not good.
4. WOW Conceited Much? That is Racist. America may be a powerful country, but in case you haven’t noticed, it isn’t full of the best and brightest people in the world (Example: You). There may be rich people, as there are in Britain, there may be powerful people, as there are in Britain, and there may strong-hearted, quick witted, clever, funny, brilliant people in America, as there are in Britain. There are great people everywhere around the world. And before you speak against anything, get your facts right. Britain did NOT fight against America in WW2, America and Britain were on the same side
5. Harry Potter is confusing to only people who have brain power equal to that of a teaspoon ( Yes, again HP reference intended) Not all readers of Harry Potter are British and still they manage to understand every word. And if you don’t like British phrases and stuff, there is even an American version of the books.
6. Dude! That accent isn’t funny or silly, it is a perfectly normal British accent which is quite understandable.
And speaking of movies. Seriously, do you seriously believe the Twishit movies are better?
Well let me tell you, the actors cast in Harry Potter are all talented and wonderful actors. Alan Rickman, do you think anyone else could have played Snape as well?
Helena Bonham Carter, She is one if the best actors ever, you think anyone else could have done as much justice to Bellatrix as her? The list goes on, but my point is, the Twishit cast is so stupid, it isn’t even comparable to HP. And since you clearly did not know, Robert Pattinson ( aka Cedric Diggory, or as you may like to think of him, your beloved Edward Cullen) has openly stated that he very much preferred being Cedric to Edward. He also considers Stephanie Meyer crazy! I think you should watch this, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcv1P1GI1jc
And most importantly, your main character, Isabella, aka Kristen Stewart, she is by far the worst actress ever. She is completely expressionless ALL THE TIME! I suggest you have a look at this as well, http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-TPYp884sisM%2FTYO5O7XY2bI%2FAAAAAAAAGOU%2FlmlPyXMY3n8%2Fs1600%2FThe%252BMoods%252BOf%252BEmma%252BWatson%252Bvs%252BThe%252BMoods%252BOf%252BKristen%252BStewart.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Ffunstoo.blogspot.com%2F2011%2F03%2Fmoods-of-emma-watson-vs-moods-of.html&usg=__-V2L8rkUunVWiW9ZlnILGpl1URM%3D&h=694&w=500&sz=100&hl=en&start=1&zoom=1&tbnid=-Crx2opYuTY7nM%3A&tbnh=139&tbnw=100&ei=pnX5TrSqD4P88QOyyPzIAQ&prev=%2Fsearch%3Fq%3Demma%2Bwatson%2Bkristen%2Bstewart%2Bmoods%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D933%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1
7. That shows how shallow you are. You are not supposed to judge characters on their appearance. Having frizzy hair shows how little Hermione cares about the unimportant stuff in life such as good looks. She cares about her studies, her friends and her family! That is exactly what makes her perfectly imperfect! Ginger’s don’t have souls. Yes, that is exactly why it caused Ron so much pain to witness Hermione being tortured. That is exactly why he stuck with Harry through thick and thin! Harry is a weirdo? You mean to say anyone with glasses is weird? Have you seriously never met anyone with glasses?
-.- Having that EPIC scar is how the story even came about, GENIUS! :l If Harry didn’t have the scar, the series would never even exist. Now, coming to Albus Dumbledore ( The greatest Wizard ever) You say having a moustache makes a person evil? Guess your oh so awesome Isabella’s dad, Charlie doesn’t seem so good anymore, does he? Beards are creepy? Seriously? That makes Santa (YESHEDOESEXIST!) also creepy!
He does not wear a dress! Those are robes, Moron! And being gay is perfectly normal. Do you mean to say that gay people should stop being gay once they become old? Well, what can I say, that is just stupid!
And do you remember my warning? I had told you to NEVER.INSULT.ALBUS.DUMBLEDORE.IN.FRONT.OF.ME. You’re gonna pay for it, Bitch! CRUCIO!
And now, coming to the lovely characters of Twishit:
1. Bella, she is such a desperate idiot! All she cares about is having sex with Edward
2. Edward: He’s a 109 year old virgin who sparkles, like Siriusly?
3. The complete Volturi: You insult villains by just calling them Villains!
4. Emmet/ Jasper: People like them just because they are ‘HOT’ How lame is that? I mean Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, Matthew Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Oliver Phelps, James Phelps are way hotter!
5. Jacob: I bet you think he’s like the hottest guy ever, right? No. He is a complete Idiot! He first tells Bella he loves her, and later, it is all, “Sorry Bella, I love your daughter!”
So, what I’m trying to say is that Stephanie gives emphasis on how attractive she wants her characters to be. Jo, on the other hand, gives emphasis on the depth and intensity of the characters. Take Alice and Frank Longbottom, for example, they have lost their minds but they still express their love for Neville. They don’t remember anything but that they Love Neville more than anything!
8. The villains are perfectly normal! They are just like psychopaths who kill people just because they want to and they can do so (and in this case to be able to rule the world as well) The Volturi aren’t real villains -.- They are just idiotic snobs who do bad stuff just because they already are ruling! They are cowards! No one can punish the Volturi for their actions, thus the “evilness” (Even though they are just an insult to the word ‘evil’ and to all other Villains)
Reasons why Voldemort appears (when he does) at the end of the school year:
1st Year: He was extremely weak and didn’t even have a body of his own. Also, the stone was extremely well protected. So, planning the theft of the stone was obviously going to take a lot of planning (approximately one academic year) And he couldn’t even think of stealing the stone right under Albus Dumbledore (The world’s greatest wizard)’s nose without any proper strategy.
2nd Year: Tom had to make sure Ginny trusted him and counted him as a friend before he could completely control her and lure her into the chamber.
4th year: The last task of the Triwizard tournament was close to the end of the year, that wasn’t Voldemort’s fault!
5th year: It took Voldemort time to realize the connection between his and Harry’s mind and to be able to control Harry’s visions/dreams ( whatever you want to call them )
6th year: It was Draco’s task to get the death eaters into the school. He was just a scared boy and it took him a while to get the vanishing cabinet properly functioning and all
Two More reasons why Harry Potter Is a ZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN Twishit:
1. Albus Dumbledore (the greatest wizard of all times) has said, “It does no good to dwell on dreams and forget to live.”
Meyer stated that she got the idea of Twilight in a dream.
DUMBLEDORE HAS SPOKEN
2. Stephen King said “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
THE KING HAS SPOKEN
So, I suggest you go burn your Twishit books and read Harry Potter to make up for your sins. And while you’re at it, learn some spelling, and Grammar, it will do you some good.
Not sure if your trolling or not, and for the love of all that is great literature, I hope you are trolling. In the case that you aren’t…
1. The books are British. Ergo, they use British slang. This is also why they chose British actors., and subsequently why American actors are used in the Twilight movies (see, I can play your game too). And of course Molly curses in the last book, the readers were well over eighteen by then.
2. I have serious qualms with our educational system if you don’t know the basics of WW2. The Brits were our allies.
3. I’m not quite sure you understand what a villain is. Also, take note of this. You’re biggest problem with Voldemort and Bellatrix is that they torture and kill for shiggles. If I remember correctly, the Volturri do the same. “Oh hi, tour group, excuse me as I TEAR YOUR THROATS OUT.”
4. It’s a robe, not a dress. Your age has nothing to do with your orientation. If you’re thinking along those lines, that aren’t you a little young to be heterosexual?
I don’t want to live on this planet any more.
Americans are British. This post was just stupid. If you hate Harry Potter for your own stupid reasons that make no sense than good for you but don’t post such reasons here when they don’t make sense. You need to go to school and learn good grammar and spelling. Your argument is invalid. Read To Kill a Mockingbird or Pride and Prejudice which are just a few examples of good literature. But don’t hate on Harry Potter for being a British made book.
Lmao, you’re a joke. The major thing id like to point out is that death is natural and should be taught to children from a small age (I’m a father of two.) Secondly, you have no real basis for any of your information. You’re an idiot.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Please tell me this is a troll post. No one’s THAT retarded.
OMG YOU SWORE! WHAT IF LITTLE KIDDIES ARE READING THIS?! ITS UNACCEPTABLE. Please 😐 this made me want to kill myself, I hope that you get eaten by Voldemort. You’re probably some ugly(I would turn lesbian for emma watson; therefore, you’re a retard for calling her an ugly dork) weirdo that just likes causing fights. Oh and one more thing, us british allied with you in WW2. HAHAHA, get a life to retarded 7 year old and go die. ❤
Look.
I love both stories
Both stories have a completely diferrent plot. THey talk about completely diferrent things. Therefore, these two stories must not be compared. They are both amazing for what they talk about.
Twilight is a supernatural story of love, very well written. It combines fear, love, tenderness, violence and mystery all together, with supernatural clues.
Harry Potter, is a mystery. An adventure. It combines love, mystery, magic, friendship, a whole other universe.
They are both extraordinary . Personaly I am a writer and believe that both stories have very much to offer. But guys…don’t be immature. Don’t try to compare two completely diferrent things. Besides, you can’t seriously have real criteria for your comparison to be based on.
Thanks for reading .
Twgurrl was immature enough for posting this, but HP fans were as immature for swearing her like this. Keep in mind that you can’t expect people to be on the same train of thought as you are.
Thank you 🙂
Wowza. Seriously?? It’s ok to prefer Twilight to Harry Potter (odd, but ok) , but some of the reasons are just ridiculous! You’re complaining about minor swear words, when there’s a sex scene in Breaking Dawn? You’re complaining about it being too violent, vampires rip eachothers heads off and then throw the remains in a fire?? You’re complaining about death being natural?? Seriously? Also. I’m a Brit, and proud! You’re being a little bit racist Lizzie, don’t you think? One more thing, the most infuriating thing, Britain didn’t loose WW2, and we didn’t fight against you. You fought with us.
So, please, PLEASE be a troll. If you are then you’re pretty funny. But if not, then Britain weeps for you, and all Americans like you. Thanks.
1) None of your arguments make sense.
2) Number 4 is racist and you don’t know anything about your own history. Wikipedia knows more than you, go check it out.
3) Mistakes, mistakes everywhere!! At least correct yourself before posting something.
I’m not even a fan of HP and Twilight, but I have never seen a fan from these fandoms posting something so disgusting to protect something they like, just like you did.
You have the right to like Twilight but never, EVER say something racist to prove your arguments. Never.
I have friends who like these two fandoms and right now they must want to go hide in a hole somewhere.
Harry Potter is a good book and 1. British people aren’t strange and you can understand what they say (being British myself) 2.Your talking about not understanding the ‘slang’ but your spelling on number 6 is just appalling. 3. Good guys being killed is realistic, there is a wizarding war going on. in war people die, good or bad! 4. you talk about swear words, but twilight (last movie) they have sex and theres some weird vampire growing in her and he slices her belly open and whatever else happens in that weird, rubbish book, and a 17 year old girl going out with a guy that was born in 1901. Thats just strange. (by the way if anyone is interested in a facebook page harry potter related and want to have fun and talk to awesome admins who will definitely talk to you then like this page- http://www.facebook.com/DobbyTheFreeElf123
tololol
I… dear lord, please, please let this be just some stupid little girl attempting to be a troll. Please for the love of sanity, please do not let her actually think this way. And if she does, then please, for everyone’s sakes, just kill her.
And I just prayed to a god that I don’t even believe in, because I simply can’t understand how anyone could possibly be so close-minded, petty, utterly wrong, prejudiced, hypocritical, pathetic and just plain old STUPID, and manage to fit all that in the space of a few paragraphs.
I really, truly hope you weren’t being serious when you wrote this. If you were however, here are some options you may like to consider;
1) Read through what you just wrote. Count the spelling errors, grammatical errors, factual errors and errors of judgement, and then see that you of all people have absolutely no right to criticise literature of any form.
2) Think carefully about all those offensive statements in there. Think about how stupid they are, and realise you can’t actually be such a nasty little girl about another country just because it’s not yours, or older people just cos they’re gay, or actors because they’re portraying characters you don’t like. Speaking of which, I think, just by looking at the way you type, the reason you can’t understand what the actors were saying is because clearly, you have no grasp of the English language whatsoever. Which brings me on to our next option…
3) Learn how to spell, write, speak, and generally not abuse your mother tongue. It’s embarassing to witness. Or, if these options are too out of your league -which I agree they might be, given your obvious lack of anything that even vaguely resembles intelligence- then I have included a final option.
4) Kindly throw yourself under a speeding bus, and rid the world of a conceited, whiny little idiot.
That’s really all I have to say.
Oh my god! Thank you for giving me this piece shit writing to laugh at for 10 minutes 🙂
Dear angsty teenager,
I understand that you feel the need to put down this piece of fiction because it seems inferior in your mind. While I cannot say that Twilight is the next greatest book series created, I cannot deny that you deserve your personal opinion.
The largest thing I take offense to is the lack of research done. Before you criticize a peoples culture, a country, or a language do your research. This entire post is indicative of why women have such a bad reputation in recent times.
If I were you, I would be concerned about your apparent lack of knowledge. Colleges are not going to be impressed with: “Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better.” Go study grammar, history, and literature. Also some SAT and ACT prep probably would not hurt either.
I comment with only the best of intentions,
Concerned Realist.
Nothing good comes from Britain? WHAT ABOUT DOCTOR WHO??!! You have no taste..
Honestly, i didn’t read this whole post cuz i got bored, but i did skim through some of these comments. It’s kinda pathetic how people comment on this ranting and raving about why they disagree with this post. So what if you don’t like what she wrote, calling her a stupid bitch is getting you nowhere. You’re just proving how dumb you really are. Btw, personally i like Twilight better than Harry Potter cuz it’s more interesting.
If I ate these words and shat them onto the page, it would still be better that Twilight.
MORSMORDRE BITCH!
If you were sitting next to me and writing this, I’d probably punch you in the face. It’s so sad that I have to live in the same country as you. First of all, I’m a Journalism major, so the horrible grammar alone would make me want to punch you. Second, if you’re going to argue against something, don’t contradict yourself. You argue that Harry Potter swears too much and then swear way worse than the books did. Third, J.K. Rowling is a British author, so of course she’s going to write a series set in Britain, and the movies are based off of said series. That’s also why the characters, how did you say it, “have funny accents?” and, “doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand.”
Fourth, get a history book, read it, re-read it, and then read it one more time. You don’t seem to understand your country’s history let alone world history. So please, before you embarrass yourself more, learn something about the real world. I can only hope that in the time since you wrote this you have actually paid attention in school and learned a thing or too, but that may be hoping too much. Fifth, neither Twilight nor Harry Potter are realistic, Harry Potter is set in a magical world and Twilight is all about Vampires. Volturi are not real. Sixth, the Harry Potter story line is incredibly well thought out and character names have meaning and relate to what they do during the story. Also, the villains are extremely realistic. Have you ever heard of Hitler, Stalin, or Saddam Hussein? Oh wait, I forgot, you’ve never opened a history book. The Harry Potter books are supposed to show you that torture is wrong.
Congratulations, you somehow managed to offend about a quarter of the world, maybe closer to half if you include all Harry Potter fans, and you made yourself look like an idiot at the same time. You should get a medal.
I really, really, really hate that I’m doing it since it unfortunately proves that I’ve either read the books or seen the movies, but…
According to your logic Twilight sucks just as hard as Harry Potter for most of the same reasons…
There are some seriously “ugly” people in the Twilight movies. Like… all of the vampires excepting Alice who actually looks great as a dead chick.
The Volturi torture people for fun! Which apparently teaches people that it’s awesome to torture other people. I’m not sure how, but hey! That’s where we started.
It’s creepy that the werewolves run around half naked all the time. CREEPY!
I’m not even touching that America is better than Britain stupidity. I can’t feed the troll that much.
Last, if my kid called Bellatrix Lestrange a bitch because he saw Molly do it, I wouldn’t actually punish him. Why? Cause Bellatrix was a BITCH.
Okay three things
1. Your an idiot
2. The Brits were our allies in WW2 and they fought with us so, again your an idiot go back to school or pay attention in school if your still in school.
3. Learn how to spell nothing says “I’m and IDIOT” more then misspelled poor punctuation, and poor grammar. So again your an IDIOT!
*you’re an idiot!
GENIUS
1, Your writing skills are atrocious.
2, You obviously don’t watch any television or movies if these things bother you.
3, You’re so culturally insensitive, it physically hurts me.
I really hope this is a joke of a post, because the information is flawed beyond belief (um, we fought /with/ the Brits in WWI and WWII), and the logic behind every point has no basis. You ignorance makes you impossible to take seriously. I apologize.
Can you PLEASE just do the world a favor and take this down? As you can see, no one agrees with you and I think it would be best for you to just take it down so that way we don’t have to fight anymore and you can leave with whatever pride you have left, (if you ever started with any).
I totally agree with you, Twilight is SO much better than Harry Potter… Oh and did you hear that Michael Jackson isn’t actually dead? He’s actually been living on a unicorn farm the whole time. STFU you dumbass.
twilight sucks and that is a real argument.
Maybe the reason why you can’t understand them is because you’re a racist moron who doesn’t know their history…just my guess though.
To all of the British who read this, I do apologize on behalf of all of the American’s. Not all of us are like this I promise, this is just one close minded racist twerp who needs a better education.
wow that was shallow
heres what u “forgot” to mention.
harry potter had much better writing
yah people died but if u where in the real world would all of the good guys really live
too much cussing I’m not even going to go there its just such a stupid reason
twilight’s age rang 10-16 year old manly girls
Harry potter age range (if they were too young to read their parents read to them) 7+ girls and guys
and the whole ugly thing that is a very very shallow reason not to like a book / movie
the Americans are better writers that is a very bigeded statement
I HONESTLY don’t know if this is a serious post, or just a joke. But I read parts of it out loud to my roommate, until I couldn’t talk or breathe any more because we were both laughing too hard.
Seriously, if you truly believe all of this, I feel very, very sorry for you. You might want to, at the VERY least, crack open an elementary school level history book.
But if this was a joke post, bravo. You managed to make us both laugh so hard we nearly peed ourselves.
Not sure if trolling or serious if serious if so wow………….i never knew people were that dumb
first off shut up.
second off learn your history and learn to type like a real person and not like Elle Woods. I want to eat a hearty meal and come to your house and throw it all up on you because of how disgusted I am with how little intelligence you have. Seriously we beat the British? Come on.
Sweet lord! This makes me embarrassed for the American educational system. Sweetie, I am not that much older than you, however I know that it is incorrect use of the word “like” in like, every sentence, ok? At this point, I’d like to go out on a limb and assume you are basing your opinion on the movies instead of the books? I have a hard time believing that you have finished either series.
Gramatical nuances aside, apparently you also do not live in the real world. Apparently your world is the world in which people do not look like individuals or come from different countries (much less speak with accents from different parts of the SAME country), where being gay is “just a phase” and where there was no such thing as The Allies in WWII. Kudos to you for having such a vivid imagination.
Twilight has vampires doused in glitter?!
@Lizziebella,
I would sincerely like to encourage you to put down any literature involving Twilight and pick up a history book, newspaper, or a classic novel. Also, I encourage you to participate and involve yourself with your schooling since it seems you have not absorbed anything pertinent to forming a cohesive and logical argument.
To start my rebuttal to your post (a rebuttal is an argument contradicting another person’s original argument) I would like to state that I read all Twilight novel twice through. I refuse to watch the movies since Twilight is tripe in my opinion. However I have read the Harry Potter novels at least twice a year since 2005. Even though the plot involves magic, witches/wizards, and fantastical beasts that are not realistic, the core themes of good v.s. evil, the power of love/friendship/unity, choosing to fight against injustice, and of strength and dedication to a goal greater than yourself are very realistic and applicable to our world. The reason I ask you to pick up a newspaper or history book is so you can realize that torture and death are all around us. In fact a man in Washington state has been in the news for killing himself and his small sons by blowing up his house. They just found out today that this man took an ax to his sons’ heads and necks before he set his house on fire. The sad thing is that there are so many more episodes of torture and violence going on in our world right now that I cannot list them all. People are capable of great evil but also of great good. It is a choice we make.
Death is a natural process. We are all going to die. When many of the wonderful characters died in Harry Potter I was sad and angry about it. But Harry Potter teaches another great lesson, that no matter how hard you may try, you cannot save everyone. This is a natural fact of life. In real life, when good people fight against injustice and evil, not every person comes out of that struggle alive. Finally, because a big theme in the final books of Harry Potter is the loss of good people and loved ones, it really helped me cope with the grief I felt when my grandmother died in 2010. When Dumbledore said to Harry that Harry felt like he was bleeding to death from the pain of feeling the loss of Sirius, I could really relate to that. Our love for others and then our grief when they leave us is what makes us human.
I do have to say I am offended by the portion of your argument where you said that there shouldn’t be any older gay people and then said you had nothing against them. This smacks of prejudice and at the very least, ignorance. You cannot make the choice to be gay. If you could I’m sure many people would choose to be straight because of all the hate and ignorance directed towards them because of their sexuality. Finally, my cousin and his partner have been together for 25 years and they would probably be old in your eyes, but they’ve been together far longer than you have been alive and longer than I have as well. Many heterosexual married couples cannot make that claim for longevity of their relationship. My own parents cannot make that claim.
Your elitist attitude about the superiority of Americans is regrettable. We are not superior to other countries, Britain included. This kind of attitude was part of the reason Hitler gained a foothold in Germany and ultimately caused WWII (in which Britain and America were allies). Your attitude is also the reason many Europeans and Britons dislike us. They feel that we are rude and arrogant, so please consider what you are writing before you write it so that way you don’t tar the rest of us decent Americans with your brush.
In fact, a lot of the basis for our important governing documents came from Britain. The Bill of Rights was taken from the Magna Carta, which is an English document from the early 1200’s giving English landowners rights from the King. The fact that the British Government did not apply the rights stated in the Magna Carta to the British colonists was one of the reasons they chose to revolt and become separate from British rule. Again, I say read the news. We may have been a greater superpower several years ago, especially after WWII, but China has overtaken us on several fronts and should outcompete us completely in about 20 years or so.
My final comment is that Twilight is indeed very misogynistic and it’s not healthy for young girls to desire the kind of relationship that Bella and Edward have. If you choose to marry young and have children, you typically miss out on achieving important goals like going to college and starting a career that you’ll love. This usually leads to a great deal of regrets and unhappiness in the future. In order to have a healthy, whole relationship with someone, you must first be healthy and whole yourself. I promise you that the relationship between Bella and Edward is not as glamourous as it seems and it is very dangerous. I have first hand experience in this because when I was 18, my boyfriend acted just like Edward at first (protective, keeping an eye on me, stopping me from doing certain things, isolating me from my friends and family). However, it escalated from those behaviors to outright abuse. After I got away from him and started doing research, I found out that all of those traits are red flags for someone who could abuse you if you get into a relationship with them. Trust me when I say you don’t want to be in that kind of relationship because even if you can get away from your abuser, you come out feeling like the most worthless person in the world and it takes a long time to heal and become the person you were again.
I hope you get a chance to read this and try to take some of it to heart. If in doubt ,remember this quote from Plato “Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.” Next time you propose an argument, please try to approach it in a thorough and logical fashion.
All the Best,
Rebecca
I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?
Um, wrong!! How old are you and what school have you been going to??
and if you are older then like 10, Did you even listen in school?? Were you too busy dreaming about the day a ‘vegetarian’ vampire who sparkled in sunlight to come and sweep you off your feet??
And, I say this as some one who has read both twilight and harry potter multiple times!!
Im still in stiches from the World war 2 comment!!!!! :L
lalalalalalalalalal trolololololollololo this Lizzie Bella or whaterver her name is then she is just a troll! look at her picture, there’s a trollface!
she will be forever a troll! TRIOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL+11x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MeGusta
Vampires don’t sparkle…bottom line. Nor do they get people pregnant. You should try reading Anne Rice, but I doubt you’d be able to handle it. She even did her version of Sleeping Beauty.
Stephen King, one of the greatest writers in literature dissed this book. If he dissed it then there’s something wrong.
Bella=Needs anti-depressants, low self-esteem, and the biggest Mary Sue I’ve ever seen.
BTW, I’m a loyal Potter fan.
“it teaches people that death is okay and natural”? REALLY? You can’t seriously think that death is anything but natural.
Also harry potter is violent? Doesn’t Edward rip their kid out of Bella’s womb with his teeth?
Also America only exists because the British found and colonised. You all used to be British, and that whole thing about WWII read a history book. England fought against Germany and america helped at the end.
I love how you complain against using bloody hell and then in your post you drop and f-bomb. Nice.
And that bit about looks, No one is perfect.
Just a word on twilight check back in ten years and i bet no one will remember it at all.
And last if it wasn’t for harry potter Robert Patterson wouldnt have been Edward, you twilight fans owe harry potter a lot for that.
I hope this is a joke, if it isnt i pity you.
if you hate harry potter keep it to yourself okay there are other people who like it and if your going to say harry potter swears so much ( which it does not ) then maybe you should stop swearing yourself and stop being a homophobic racist bitch
Girl, tell me youre trollin….
Lol you are so stupid! Hahahaha; the only thing you proved is that your brain doesn’t work well. I’d like to write my opinion of all the ridiculous things you said, but you’re so idiot that you would probably don’t understand it. LOL, I laughed so hard.
SUPER EPIC FAIL.
As a Brit I feel I should correct your opinions of us.
1. By being American you are not automatically better than everyone else at everything. Every country has its own strengths and weaknesses. Claiming that everything you do is better simply because it is American is ignorant and narrow-minded.
2. America did not fight against Britain in World War Two. The two countries were allied so they worked together to defeat Germany and her allies.
3. As for us not being as good as America that is completely untrue. No offence to any Americans but I believe that we Brits can hold our own against you. I have lived in America and I cannot deny that you have a great country. However, it is impossible to compare the two countries and claim which is better. They are just too different. You are great but so are we.
4. Rowling’s use of British slang “and stuff” is not designed to confuse you Americans. She is British and she has used that type of language her entire life. She probably didn’t even think of people failing to understand some phrases. The books were written by a Brit, for Brits. How was she supposed to know that they would be a huge hit and spread across the globe? By the way, there are certain American books that use American slang that makes no sense to anyone who hasn’t lived there.
5. The people in the movies have “funny accents” because they are British. It makes sense for a book that is set in Britain to use British actors so that the accent is authentic. There is nothing worse than having to listen to a poorly put on accent all the way through a movie.
6. The actors are talking normally. They just happen to have a British accent. Trust me, to us Brits an american accent sounds pretty weird, especially Southern or Texan accents. Also, the actors are normal people. Just because they are not American does not mean they are weird.
I think that covers everything. I would go into the rest of the points you have made but frankly it’s not worth my time. Unfortunately, I could not read your xenophobic comments without feeling the need to correct you. When you next choose to publish something please check your facts and keep the more ignorant opinions to yourself.
Are you actually serious? Or just an idiot?
Don’t worry, your accent is also incredibly hard to understand- if its British why would we want our film in an accent we didn’t understand.
Secondly if you don’t like the swearing- why did you swear whilst writing in this blog later on.
Thirdly research- in WW2 we fought WITH you and not AGAINST and WE WON!
Fourthly- SPELLING, deary me.
oh and yeah- Harry Potter and Twilight are for different audiences so SHUT UP
-people always have different opinions
You’re just stupid.
Bad troll is bad.
i dont want to live on this planet anymore.
First of all, you might want to go back to school and learn about WWII because apparently you didn’t pay attention. The British and the Americans were allies, working together, not fighting each other. You just made yourself look stupid and ignorant. Secondly, I can understand if you were not able to understand the actors in the movie if they had stronger accents, but guess what? They don’t. Plus, they probably think that we have accents as well and if you speak how you write, they would need a slang dictionary, subtitles, and a spell checker to understand you. Third, you claim that Harry Potter is not realistic. While it is not realistic, how is Twilight any different? Vampires are not real as well so I don’t see how you could possibly compare the story lines using that logic.
Lame, fail and just plain stupid.
You have ridiculous punctuation, spelling and grammar, for starters, and you’re just so clueless and prejudice.
I am quite astonished at how little you know about Harry Potter.
lol, you say Harry Potter is depressing, and yet Bella goes completely over-depressed over a boy when he leaves her.
You say Harry Potter is violent, when in the first Twilight movie, Bella gets practically beaten up, and then we watch Alice twist a vampire’s head off.
Stop comparing Harry Potter when you know nothing about it.
You’re actually quite pathetic.
Baaaii
Let me just say that most people can understand British slang, mainly because the British aren’t the only ones who use it. Aussies use most of the same slang and have somewhat similar accents.
Harry Potter is amazing. I’m not saying Twilight isn’t good – the books were decent but the movies are kinda crappy. Just because you can hide behind the internet doesn’t mean you can say whatever you want.
J.K. Rowling just adds so much more depth to her writing than Stephanie Meyer, what with the main plot and all the little side plots that all intertwine. Harry Potter is magical – not just because they’re wizards, I watched the first movie for the first time when I was 5 years old. To be honest I didn’t want to watch it at first, I didn’t think I’d like it.. This decision was probably based on the fact that there was a boy on the cover, but when I watched that movie I fell inlove with it instantly. I got the first book when I was 7 years old and I got the next books for my following birthday’s and christmases.
To sum it all up: Muggle, your opinion is not valid ;]
I really don’t care what’s your favorite book, however, I can’t live in this world knowing that you are so narrow minded.
Saying that a book is better than other just because is american is, at least, ridiculous. So Jane Austen is worst than Steph Meyer? Or even Bram Stoker? Do you know who is this man? An Irish author that wrote Dracula! Dracula!!! He is worst than Steph Meyer? Because the word does not think so…
And lets go to the point here, England and EUA fought SIDE BY SIDE during the WW2. Study more and know the facts. EUA, England, France, Russia and their allies fought together against Germany, Italy, Japan and their allies.
Don’t let your pride and prejudice blind you. Enjoy your book, but please, don’t change the facts and don’t say one thing is better than other just its from a diferent country.
You know the way you said brits had stupid accents?,well,Amercians have a dumb-ass accent ”Lyk Seriusly”
What is this I don’t even
I feel dumber for having read this. I guess this is how Twilight fans feel all the time. Facinating.
OMG! You suck horsecock! 😛
I mean seriously? Death is both NATURAL and OK!
And yeah beards are HOT! 😉
I would write a long paragraph with stuff proving you wrong but I don’t want to waste my time. I’ll just summarize it. At first I was surprised by the lame arguments you provided, but from reason 4 onwards it became funny. I’m not British nor American and I think that what you said was really stupid. First thing, correct your spelling. Also, you’ve got a problem if you don’t understand their English. They created your language, they can speak it however the hell they want and it will be right.
Also, you said it taught people that death is ok and natural. It is in fact OK AND NATURAL. Or are you immortal like your sparkly, fail-as-a-vampire Edward?
The characters are ugly? WTF. The characters are who they are, they’re heroes and not afraid to be themselves. And what is wrong with Dumbledore?! Beards are awesome and gay people AGE TOO, it’s obvious there are old gay people.
My point is, Harry Potter is better. Twilight doesn’t teach you anything, the plot is stupid and it’s very poorly written. In Harry Potter you see stories of love, friendship, loyalty, courage, etc. In Twilight you see pale, red-eyed idiots sucking on necks and the worst love story ever made.
I have so much more to say but I’m on my iPod and my hand hurts, so bye for now 😉
Everything about this post fails, but really, I just comment one little thing: you know that the original english comes from England, right? That the USA were a collony and that the american english is a copy from the brittish one, right? And plus, is very, very, very rude to judge stuff by where they come from. The USA is not the best country in the world, there’re lots of countries better, but my point is, it’s not because something comes from a godd country that this thing is good.
Old people aren’t supposed to be gays. Ok. So you are allowed to be gay until you’re what? 40? Then you need to start being straight again?
And isn’t death natural after all? Or good people live forever?
About villains: sweet, sadic people do that stuff for fun. it’s called mental problem and it’s real. Or you thing that real murderes in our world have resons to kill people?
And about the terms in the book: every country has their own language, even if the mother tong is the same. That’s normal and is what makes each country a different country.
And I’m not saying this because I think HP is better than TW, or the other way around. They are different stories and we don’t need to compare them. Even less we need to create such a bad post about one of those. I hate twilight and I don’t go on saying that the characters are ugly or that american sucks.
Ok so you are basically a biased rude bad-mouthed loner who prefers Twilight to Harry Potter. It is OK to have an opinion and yours is that Twilight is better. That’s fine. But you don’t have to badmouth Harry Potter because it isn’t your preferred option. I happen to like Harry Potter a lot more than Twilight and yes I have read them both. But I don’t go around insulting Twilight. Yeah normally vampires don’t sparkle in the sun the turn to ash. And yeah normally a villain will carry his plan through before the end of the school year. But it is not meant to be realistic that is why it is fiction. Anyway the main point is that Wizards and Vampires aren’t real. But we still read about them. Honestly I have no problem with the fact that you prefer Twilight. It’s when you give invalid reasons against HP and insult Britain that I get annoyed. BTW you do have British fans so you could possibly be driving them away by insulting their country.
The Flaws with your points –
1. Yeah there is a bit of swearing. That is why it is in the 9-12 / Teenage section. And it is not the worst. I mean you dropped the f-bomb.
2. As I said it is in the 9-12 / Teenage section. And people are destroyed in Twilight. There are fights and ripping peoples heads off. And people die. So they both have it in them.
3. As I said 9-12/Teenage section. And any intelligent person wouldn’t go around torturing people.
4. Now that is racist against British people. We are intelligent like Americans thank you very much. Your country doesn’t determine your cleverness. That is plain racist.
5. We talk properly. We only use slang occasionally. And FYI if you can’t understand it don’t read it.
6. I’m going to take it that you are american and say that we have strange accents to you. You have strange accents to us. The actors are great in Twilight and Harry Potter. So lay off the actors because they are British. As I said, it’s racist.
7. Hermione – Being smart does not make you a dork. People aren’t perfect. They are teenagers. Her hair is fine the way it is. Everyone has flaws. You me and the person who is reading this. Everyone has flaws.
Ron – That is racist against gingers. Gingers have feelings. They are people. That is very rude. They aren’t different because of their hair colour.
Harry – People have scars. Yeah it is a proof mark that not everything is perfect. I bet you have some. I certainly do. Just because he has glasses doesn’t make him weird.
Dumbledore – Really your picking on his beard and moustache. That’s just pathetic. Really pathetic. It is not a dress it is a robe. Wizards wear robes. Deal with it. Just because he is gay doesn’t make him different. And he can be gay. It isn’t against the law to be gay. Old people can be gay. It is the fact of life that not everyone can be perfect or how you think they should be. There are gingers, people with glasses and gay people but they are no different to you nor I.
8. Yeah maybe it isn’t like a villain to wait until the end of the school year to put his plan into action. But you have to take time to come up with a fool proof plan. And yeah Voldemort waits but his plans are generally quite good and would succeed if not for Harry. That is what makes it exciting for some people.
That is all I will say. Ignore me if you must but respect my opinion.
I would just like to say that the volturi are not a ‘real villains’ they are vampires which makes them even less realistic than voldemort because there are people in the world that kill and torture for fun (it is sick) and do you think us Brits can always understand the American accent but it’s life get over it and just because it’s British doesn’t make a difference about how good it is if it was American you wouldn’t be saying these things about the actors or storyline also the British didn’t lose to the Americans In WW2 they didn’t even fight against each other they fought along side each other. Harry Potter is a lot more realistic than twilight ( believe me ive read them) I know it contains things that don’t exist but they both do and kids actually learn things from the Harry potter books, what would they learn from twilight, when the love of your life leaves you, your life ends. That is not a lesson that they need teaching
But if it’s a troll then I find it funny lol 🙂
This TwilightGurl chick is clearly a moron, I’ve read a good chunk of comments & her responses to them & I have come to the conclusion that she’s probably only 10 & is too caught up in this sparkly fairy love story to appreciate real Literature.
the US fought against the british?…..never heard that one before
For number six, you said “siriusly” as in Sirius Black.
Oh dear, you must be laughing really hard now, making everyone argue about your (non)points.
Haha, it was so creepy that I thought you were serious for a moment XD
I seriously hate you. You’re so annoying and stupid. Yes, I called you STUPID! You can’t give good FUCKING (yeah, I said it!) reasons as to why you hate Harry Potter. Here are some good reasons as to why I hate Twilight–
1. The names are soooo common.
2. It’s sooo inaccurate! Dude, Vampires do NOT sparkle in the sunlight, they burn. Unless they’re day-walkers.
3. In Breaking Dawn, Jacob is a Pedophile! Like really?! I heard from my friends that he’s in love with Bella’s baby??? Geez…
4. It’s not exactly a love story! It’s retarded. Back to the inaccuracy, humans can’t have babies with Vampires!
5. I believe that Edward is a Faerie. I do not like Faeries for they spread glitter and Faerie dust everywhere.
6. Love Triangle? Really? In Harry Potter, love found them. They weren’t torn between death and loving their true love. No, they loved each other and would die for each other.
7. Bella is a whiny, emo bitch who always complains and wants her 100-year old virgin of a Faerie boyfriend.
8. Yeah, it took Edward, like, 100 years to get laid! What the hell?!
9. Teens cannot relate to this! I don’t care if you say you do, I can’t! Because y’know, I remember that time when I fell in love with a Faerie and a Pedophile and then the Faerie and I had sex and we had a baby! Yeah, because I can totally relate to that.
10. Bella has no emotion.
11. Edward looks like he’s on crack.
12. Jacob may be attractive, but he irks mah nerves in the Twilight Saga.
Alright, that’s enough reasons. Now, get a life and stop trashing HP. Geez, find some friends?
Heeehee..! 😀
British stuff is never as good as american stuff? Are u f**king kidding me? And Twilight isn’t violent, no? People don’t die in Twilight, no? Bella almost died in the last book. And the last movie is 3/4 about sex. So, have anything else to say? I don’t think so. Buh-bye, stupid thing, because I can’t even call you a real person!
You made a mistake.. HP is awesome and teaches you bravery, friendship and loyalty. ❤
There are WAY more fans for HP then Twilight and HP will always be my favourite book/movie to me. What the hell is wrong with their accents? NOTHING. What abour Twilight? All they go on about is love and Bella being a baby about choosing Edward or Jacob. AND Jacob is a massive copy of Sirius/Lupin. I love HP so much and yes, American's are related to British people. :L
So, how can you say that? And, violence, you have got to be kidding me. Twilight is way WORSE. Not that much blood in Harry Potter Oh, yeah, Harry is hot, Ron is just our Weasley King and Hermione; She is my role model ❤
Their is also NOTHING wrong with their accents and what about the Twilight people? They are dead and not very good personality's but I do like Carlisle and Alice. THOSE are the only two characters I like because they seem to at least have some personality. Luna is also epic and IS different, that is how she is meant to me!! There is nothing wrong with the swearing.. O.o Bloody hell and bi**** aren't that bad swears words.. I sometimes do say bloody hell every now and then. And, one character doesn't die in every book… Who dies in the first one? Only the weird dude..
HP is awesome in all ones and that was my two cents.. *rant over* but if you diss Harry Potter again, i will be madder.. DX
Laughing so hard right now. Please tell me this is a troll.
You are why I have lost faith in the human species.
1.) The books are FICTION. Do you know what that means? Not real, they are made up.
2.) The WW2 section…..Please tell me you are not that stupid….I can’t even…
3.) Beard = Love.
4.) If you want to write a post such as this then back it up with the damn FACTS. Not whatever the bloody hell runs through that small little brain of yours.
That is all, now go back to your History class and pay attention for once.
Firstly, “litlle kids are gonna read the swearing” – are you being serious get an actual life, if you are offended you are obviously a little kid which is evident from your incompetant spelling.
According to you harry potter “teaches people that death is okay”, the concept of the book has clearly gone straight past your head, it is about good deafeating evil ergo some death is necesscary to get a final result.
So it apparently teaches people that torture is acceptable to, it is a fiction novel do not take it too seriously or literally like woah, if you do then you are mentally retarded.
I’m british, who are you to comment on world war 2 when america took a long time to get involved and no in fact china is the leading country in the world not america. And your main guy robert pattison is in fact british … So your whole argument collapses, epically.
British people use too much “slang”, if you don’t comprehend then don’t fucking watch it you moronic imbecile. And you slate British people so much when your language originates from Britain …
And if we got “normal speaking” people, I assume you mean american people it would destroy the whole film seeing as it is set in britain and again if you don’t like it no one is asking you to watch it!
And yes of course hermione is a “frizzy haired dork”, I mean its not like she’s been offered hundreds of modelling jobs!
Also, leave the old man alone, he is an old wizzard, it is not out of the ordinary for him to wear that attire and “old people aren’t gay”, what world are you living in …
You say that the villains are “unrealistic”, yeah cause a sparkling prissy vampire is totally realisitc! And the villains in twilight are incredbly dull, come on a five year old could write the plot!
I actually have nothing against twilight but when you bad mouth harry potter, not that’s a different story ….
You’re an actual myth, that is all.
“the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic”
I guess folks already said it, but england fought against the nazist, and derfore, you are stupid for real.
And. The quote.
Ever HEARD of the nazist? Cause. Yeah. They did that.
Ever heard of guantanamo? Cause yeah, americans torture sometimes inocent people, just for fun.
All I can do is pray to god that you are a fukkin troll, cause otherwhise, you shall burn in hell for all eternety.
Are you retarded?
I mean… seriously.
IT’S THE WIZARDING WORLD!!! You’re gonna have weird names! The Twilight series is bringing shame to the name “Edward”!!!! If I would choose “Team Edward” or “Team Jacob” I would choose Team Edward…ELRIC!!!! I mean Edward ELRIC is sooooo much cooler.
I’m not British, but my ancestors, meaning my grandparents on my mother AND father’s side, came from Britain so I feel I have to defend her. Please let me say my reasons for hating Twilight.You say, “NO!!” I say, “WELL TO BAD!!”
1. On almost every page the author of twilght rants about how flippin sexy Edward is
2. THERE IS NO PLOT
3. The characters are TOO beautiful
4. Vampires DON’T SPARKLE
5. Guys shouldn’t be pretty. That’s just awkward for everyone
6. IT’S A LOVE STORY. I have nothing against romance. BUT THIS IS TOO FAR
7. It puts COMPLETE and UTTER SHAME on the name Edward
8. I just hate it.
YOU MAY HATE.
YOU MAY CURSE.
I AM BARELY 12 BUT I HAVE A LIFE.
DEAL WITH IT.
My faith in the younger generations hath been restored.
Ummmm so many things about this I wrong, but I jut wanted to cover two things.
As a 16 year old u DO know we fought with Germany in WW2 right? And that Britain was our ally?
And as for the villains Being “unrealistic” and who tortures and kills people for fun. Here are just three of the top of my head who where VERY real:
-hitler (known for mass jenicide)
-Ivan the terrible (Between 500 and 1000 people were gathered every day by the troops, then tortured and killed in front of Ivan and his son)
-Hannibal Lecter (first victim was a 5 year old girl who he killed, molested, and then ate)
Can I just say i love the fact that you misspelled seriously (among many other words) and instead spelled it siriusly…..sirius…. i think even your subconscious is trying to tell you to read harry potter lol.
Never, neve eat your poop again..
just talking
Wow…One page in Harry Potter is better than the entire Twilight series…
I find it funny how you think Harry Potter is depressing, and yet Bella went practically bipolar for months because a boy left her.
“When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to fight to find the keys to destroying the world’s darkest wizard.
When the love of Bella’s life left her, she crawled into a fetal position, went frozen for several months, then jumped off a cliff.”
Keep that in mind next time to you compare the world’s best thing to something as shitty as your face.
Potterheads, keep on supporting.
YOU DUMB BITCH
Oh god I want to beat you over the head with a dictionary.
Okay first of all America is by far one of the dumbest countries in the world. Yes I am from America how could you even compare the two countries? We are nothing but trash compared to the British. Two during World War II the British and Americans were ALLIES fighting against Nazi Germany, Italy and Japan. If allies is too big of a word for you, let me dumb it down, it means they were on the same team! And three the Harry Potter books do have bad words, but what about Breaking Dawn and it’s detailed chapter(s) about sex? I’m sure there are little kids reading that as well. About their accents maybe you should open your ears, their accent is not that hard to understand. Let’s just face the facts here, your argument is just down right stupid.
Lmao WOW. As a fan of both HP and Twilight even I can admit that HP is an immensely better book series!
Learn to spell and borrow someone’s taste. Your “reasons” why Tw****** is better are so crappy you probably found them stuck up your butt. Seriously, at least HP has a decent plot, something Tw****** is seriously lacking but it’s ok: I would expect someone with your mental facilities to have the ability to understand HP.
You are a despicable disgrace to the literary world. I’m frankly insulted that someone like you even touched a book.
And here’s some advice you didn’t ask for, but that you obviously need: If you dislike something so much….don’t read it! BOOM. Problem solved.
You have some serious mental problems so quit reading that pile of sh*t and either read Harry potter or enroll yourself into a mental asylum
You give Twilight fans a really bad name.
I’m not going to leave a long, drawn out reply, because I have a feeling that is what you want. You want Harry Potter fans to bitch to you and get all frustrated because you really do not give a shit about anything. I’m just going to give my opinion on this article in the most simple words possible, seeing as you have the vocabulary of a retarded first grader.
Here it is:
I weep for you. Really, I do. I feel sad that at age 16, when you are supposed to be thinking about a career and planning for college, you are on this blog writing useless shit like this. I weep for you, and people like you, because you do not really understand anything. Sure, you can understand and enjoy the Twilight series (which I think is perfectly fine, I liked the series) but you can’t understand Harry Potter or anything that is British because you do not want to. You think America is superior because it is America. I really am sorry for you. When you end up not going to college, and not getting a good, well-paying job, and dying as useless human being who is forgotten about in a year or two, I will look back on this article and see your whole life written out. I really am sorry.
I hate to say this, but I’m ashamed to be American at the moment because of ignorant, illiterate, homophobic, UNACCEPTING people like you that give us U.S. citizens who try to see the world from another person’s perspective and as it really is(which is not that sweet, little farie tale also known as Twilight). Shame on you for making this post with no REAL information. Oh and by the way, this is coming from a Twilight fan. I know that I said it’s a sweet, little farie tale, but it IS. It’s a nice love story, but it does not even COMPAIR to Harry Potter.
Please tell me this is supposed to be an attempt at humor and that you are not this retarded.
Oh, and I like that there are 174 scripts trying to run on this page. Jesus Christ.
NEVER INSULT HARRY POTTER IN FRONT OF ME (Even if you’re just kidding) By the way, Twilight SUCKS!
Just read that in Hagrid’s voiceXD
I find an awful lot or this offensive. My best friend is ginger. My sister has curly hair. I’m Irish and I DON’T think english accents are weird. I find AMERICAN accents weird. America is NOT better, But just different. I’ve read ALL the Harry Potter books and I think they’re BRILLIANT!!!
Twilight is different to Harry Potter and therefore should not be compared.
The LEAST succesfu Harry Potter film made $90 million MORE then the MOST succesful Twilght film.
are you a complete dumbass?
harry potter books have NO swearing and that is one of the main reasons it is the most awesome books of the century!
secondly, you say that people die, and some people are evil, which is why children shouldn’t read all this? welcome to reality hon. there will always be a million people who are evil, and in a REAL WORLD, even the good guys have a chance of dying, and not being created into sprakly non dead vampires!
The characters of twlight promote teenage marriage, sex, children and pedophilia! i mean that is what you want the new generation to read? seriously? I mean SIRIUSLY?
oh and, if the world has come to a point where literature, or basically anything has to be judged on which country it comes from then it’s a sad world indeed. and for your kind information, America and British were allies during the second world war. if an Indian has to remind you of YOUR history, then perhaps you should rethink your claim on ‘world’s best country’.
and lastly, a good villian makes a good book. twilight is nothing but a build up of tention and then nothing.
and please, for the sake of people who can read, try, Just TRY to give the right spellings.
PS: my spelling of siriusly is intentional. I meant to show how big a potterhead I am
LOL!
Twilight sucks if you compare it to Harry potter!
Go and play whith your glitter, girl!
You are an idiot. The Americans fought alongside the Brits in WW2 and only at the last minute because they were too chicken to stand up against Hitler in the first place. Brits rule! We are a strong, proud society with actual intellect and tradition. 😛
Okay, let me start with the fact that I have read both Harry Potter and Twilight, but I read Harry Potter first. Here is my reply to your points:
A) Honestly, compared to Harry Potter, Twilight movies are horrible, don’t even tell half the story, and Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 had to be redone six times so that it would even be PG-13 for the Tweens that watch it.
B) America is NOT the greatest country. I’ve lived here all my life. If we’re so great, then why do LGBT adolescents and adults kill themselves because of the bullying and physical abuse that goes on in our schools?
C)Like a previous commenter said, cussing and death are A PART of life! When J.K. Rowling wrote that, it was for people to see that death is NATURAL. We are not ALL vampires and we can’t live forever. It’s so people will accept the fact that one day, every each one of us will die. It’s a part of life.
D) There’s no torture in Twilight? I happen to remember from the VERY FIRST book that James tortured Bella because he was tracking her! He broke her leg and threw her against the wall! Is that not torture? What do YOU consider torture? Re-read your books and THEN come back.
E) To agree with Krystal Leah Douglas, excuse me, but people who kill for fun? In Twilight- Victoria, James, etc. In REAL LIFE- Hitler, Charles Manson, etc. Do you see my point?
You make no sense. Please go back and re study your history and each of the books you’ve been reading. Then maybe you will be considered an intelligent being.
P.S.: Just because the British have a weird accent does not make them stupid! They are just like you and me, except that they grew up in the UK/Europe. You apparently are super racist. I’m honestly surprised you didn’t say anything about Dean Thomas being black! Oh Lord, let’s all die! There was a black and British person in a famous film! Whoop-dee-doo! They all have different accents and such. Get over it and grow up. There will be many different cultures and people that you meet in your life. I only hope that you don’t get your butt kicked by the people you meet for making comments like that.
Are you daft? Have you not read the twilight books? I have read both the twilight and Harry Potter series, I read twilight first, and found Harry Potter a much better series. In twilight Jane tortures the last vampire in that red headed bitches army, for fun. As for the language, big deal, it happens. Harry potter has taught many people young and old more about life, like how death is NORMAL, no one lives forever, so yes it is a part of life, no one can live forever. You dear also obviously need a history lesson. That’s all I have to say
x4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
You are crazy!!!!!! I am American and even I don’t agree with this. Japan has more technology then we do lol. Just because we won one war dose not make us cool. It makes us horrible people. So many people died for that.
Oh my God this made me laugh for like a half an hour!
Half way through I thought it was going to say ‘ONLY KIDDING!’ at the bottom cause your arguments were so pathetic.
Oh and I’m British by the way, thanks for being so unbelievable racist. Oh well, the fact that you were defending something so painfully awful with such insulting determination made me laugh so much I can look over the British thing, I couldn’t even take your arguments seriously. Clearly you have never read Harry Potter and only watched the bare minimum, I don’t think you’ve read/ watched Twilight either, mainly because you were insulting the actors in HP. Have you not seen Kristen Stewart act? Pfft.
You also have to get over the fact that different people use different dialogues to you. If I’m reading an American book I don’t throw a hissy fit when I don’t understand a phrase. Clearly you’re not very old, or at least not very mature. I’d guess the age thing though by the looks of your writing. If you’re going to defend something, no matter how bad, at least check your spelling and grammar afterwards.
Have fun believing in sparkly vampires, see how far that gets you in life.
Also, we fought with you in WW2.
I would like to say a few things…
1. Twilight has swearing. A lot of it. Your argument is invalid.
2. Twilight has violence, and lots of it. To name a few examples? James (he certainly enjoyed that, didn’t he?) Victoria (same with her), the Volturi? Don’t say that Harry Potter sucks because it has violence when Twilight has just as much violence. Also: Vampires, they’re already dead. I’m sorry to say that in a war (which is what happens in Harry Potter) people die, GOOD people die.
3. Once again: Jane. Oh yeah, she DEFINITELY doesn’t torture people, and certainly not for the fun of it. Still not convinced? James, Victoria. Torture, and they enjoy it. Oh, dark, depression? Sweetie, Bella does a good enough job bringing the thunderclouds on her own by HATING herself.
4. Seriously? First off, yes, you are bragging, yes, you’ve got some superiority and bigotry going on. Not cool. And as for WW2… um… they were our ALLIES. History fail. Oh, and, uh…. Robert Pattinson is British… sorry to burst your bubble.
5. While I may agree on the slang thing, it’s one of the side effects of making a book international. If Twilight went international (probably has, I don’t know) then people other than Americans would have to decipher our slang (don’t say there isn’t slang in it, they’re at a HIGH SCHOOL!!!).
6. For them, that is normal. They’re British, it’s set in Britain. It would be UNNATURAL for them to speak in an American accent.
7. … wow… ugly? Homosexual and old? HAS A BEARD?!?!?!? That wasn’t hate filled at all… it speaks volumes of you. I’m sorry, maybe it’s just me, but I try to look beyond outside beauty. But, since you insist, Bella herself insists that she looks ugly… Either she’s depressed (which disproves your third argument) or she really is (which disproves your seventh argument). Take your pick.
8. What kind of person tortures people for fun? OH, I don’t know… Jane? James? Victoria? Do you still want to stand by your argument that Harry Potter is unrealistic when I’ve just proved to you (with examples) why Twilight is just as unrealistic (and even more so when you look into it, but that’s another conversation).
As for not attacking until the end? Oh, I’m sorry, they had to gain power, the Volturi already had power. Voldemort had to gather tons of followers in order to restore the power he had before he encountered Harry. When he was at the height of his power, he didn’t wait around. He had to make sure that he was strong and powerful enough, with enough supporters, so that he could accomplish all the stuff that he wanted to do. The Volturi already had that power, they never lost it, so there was no reason to wait to attack.
Do you want to issue a rebuttal? Because I would love to hear your response to my counter-argument that just proved yours wrong.
I absolutely love your reply it covers everything!!!
You said the British people use their own slang. If you’d have paid attention, most of the book isn’t in their slang, because publishing companies took it out for others to understand. Use your grammar lessons, and you’ll figure it out with context clues. It’s not that hard. Secondly, you do realize most books/movies in the action category have people who die. And people torture others for fun. Ever seen a crime show? That really happens. And, the British defeated the Germans (barely, but they did) when Hitler invaded. They were on our side. Did you not pay attention in history? And, Twilight sucks. I used to like Twilight. Now, it’s something to do when I’m bored. It’s just a time filler, it’s not as good as the hype claims it to be. That’s what made me stop liking it, was the obsession. It got old. Also, if you noticed, Twilight used swearing too, and it mentions sex. You want little kids to read that? And, if you’d pay attention when you read, you’d realize that the actual message conveys strength, courage, bravery, honesty, friendship, all of that. Twilight teaches that it’s okay to marry the first guy you date. And Dumbledore wasn’t made to be gay until AFTER the series was over, so get over that now. I think it’s funny. It explains his love for knitting patterns, and socks. And, you are an idiot. They’re called British accents. Really, how did you NOT know that, ignorant fool. Further more, the movies are amazing, and have so much better detail. Twilight movies aren’t art. Harry Potter ones were. They had detail, gorgeous graphics, and brilliant work. Besides, beards aren’t creepy, Dumbledore’s is awesome. Remember, Charlie Swan has a mustache, are those creepy? Get over yourself, and pay attention to the messages and meaning. The only thing I like, about Twilight, is that Stephanie Meyer built an entire series off of one scene. That’s pretty neat, and makes her have a lot of imagination, but she’s not that great of a writer. J.K Rowling is so much more inspirational. She went through single motherhood, near-homlessness, poverty, divorce, depression, and rejection after rejection after rejection. Stephanie Meyer didn’t go through that.
When Stephanie Meyer said that she was sharing the gift of writing as the ‘God of Writing’ has sent her to do, J.K. Rowling replied, “What? I didn’t send anyone.”
Are you a baby? Can’t take some swearing? I HATE twilight IT’S JUST AS BAD! Vampires and Werewolves they eat each other! You’re saying HP is bad when they kill each other in twilight, in HP they SOMETIMES kill people but mostly torture! You are the B*TCH! Twilight is worse!
Mind you, they only say bloody h*ll in the movies, TRY READING THE BOOK YOU BABY! Can’t take swearing eh? You’re a stupid idiot because twilight has just as much fighting and killing! Mind you I HAVE A LIFE I’m not just sitting here writing useless crap just because I wanna make people feel bad! Oi! I am British by the way! Shut the crap up! Oh look at my picture, and my username, AGAINST YOU! You know what I wanna say? Her goes, YOU’RE A STUPID IDIOT WHO SITS HERE ALL DAY THINKING “HMM I’M GONNA SIT HERE AND TYPE EVERY THING TWILIGHT DOES AND PUT IT AGAINST HARRY POTTER” I DON’T SIT HERE ALL DAY WRITING USELESS CRAP ABOUT A WEB FULL OF LIES! YEA I SAID LIES! HMM YOU CAN’T SPELL GIRLS RIGHT (STUPID IDIOT)! YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M GONNA MAKE A USELESS BLOG FULL OF CRAP SAYING WHY TWILIGHT KINDA SUCKS, THEN AT THE BOTTOM TYPE WHY I LOVE HARRY POTTER, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, SMART ONE! I HAVE A LIFE, IT’S BETTER THAN SITTING HERE ALL DAY WRITING USELESS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TWILIGHT SUCKS, HARRY POTTER ROCKS, GO PLAY WITH YOU GLITTER!
bet comment ever!!!
SO YOU’RE AGAINST BRITISH BECAUSE YOU’RE AMERICAN! SELFISH IDIOT! I’M BRITISH!
HERMIONE IS AN UGLY DORK? I’M LIKE A TWIN TO HER YOU FREAK! TWILIGHT IS TOO HARD TO UNDERSTAND! TWILIGHT CHARACTERS ARE LIKE DOG CRAP! YOU’RE AN IDIOT , BITCH, AND SHUT IT UP!
you look like hermoine? damn, i wanna meet you!
And Americans like you can’t spell. So which is worse, The British because you say so or Americans like you who can’t spell. When you learn to spell you can go back and rewrite what you just said in proper English. Then you will have earned the right to your opinion on anyone’s heritage and slang.
LMFAO! Nice troll. 🙂 You guys do know she’s trolling? No one uses the word “sadistic” correctly in a post and refuses to spell any other word right without being a troll. She’s obviously a Potterhead. How many non-hard core fans would ever read all 7 books and 8 movies and then KNOW that Fred is the better twin. (Sorry Georgey) Plus with such phrases as
” people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural!”
” British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.”
and my favorite,
“Old peopla rent supposed to be gay!”
Obvious troll.
Plus, a Twihard would be defending the HELL out of herself right now.
Nice Troll. ;D
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
so true…im already building a spaceship
The level of full retard is astounding.
A best love story of the year is “The Twilight Saga”. Be a part of this Twilight movie forever!
um…sorry but in case you havent noticed twilights crap….and it was made last year too
Noticed that you’re the ONLY person supporting this post? Are you really stupid enough to not see how dumb this girl is? Really?
Have some self-respect and delete your comment.
Things:
1. Twilight is just as non realistic as Harry Potter.
2. You said that ALL of the actors/actresses from Harry Potter suck, well news flash Edward Cullen is played by Robert Pattinson who plays Cedric Digory.
3. Almost all of your “facts” are incorrect.
4. Laurent is harder to understand than anyone from Harry Potter!
5. QUIT TRYING TO COMPARE HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGHT THEY’RE TO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THINGS! I’ve read and watched both and honestly and truthfully they’re equally good and should not be put against each other!
very well put
Ha, you’re a fucking idiot.
You Stupid fuck.
Are you fucking serious? This is so retarded. Just because its British doesnt make it any worse. Twilight is just like any other sappy stupid Vampire love story. Plus, characters arent supposed to be hot or cute or whatever. The only real reason why people(mostly teen girls) follow Twilight is because of the actors in the movies. This is stupid and you are wrong in every aspect. Like really, it’s okay if you dont like Harry Potter, but giving reasons like these are really stupid and dont make sense at all. Think before you publish.
yep thats about right….
when i was round my friend’s house we watched twilight and the only reason we did was so we could make snide comments about the level of quality acting and the brits gave you johnny english.
but just to even it out we worked together to create the muppets
😀
I really hope this is a joke. If it isn’t you are a bloody idiot.
Wow. That was the most horrible, unintelligible, and moronic thing I’ve ever read.
Good job.
For an American, your English sucks. And, in case you failed History, North America was inhabited by Europeans in the early 1600’s, and used to be “owned” by England, so you’re basically British.
But, since Britain suck so much I guess they can keep Darwin (theory of evolution), Shakespeare (revolutionizing writing), Newton (theory of gravity/motion), Bell (invention of the telephone), and Fleming (discovery of penicillin). I mean, it’s not like they’re important or anything; they’re not American, right?
You should really get your head out of the clouds, and stop being high on yourself. The US may be the most powerful country in the world, but only because Europe supports it.
You whole argument is screwed right there, because if it wasn’t for England, there wouldn’t be a US to begin with.
Oh, and Robert Pattinson was in Harry Potter first, and he has admitted himself that he prefers Harry Potter over Twilight.
YOU – are an amazing person.
Obvious troll.
dude. british were on our side during world war two.
you disgust me. get a life, please.
TROLOLOLOLOL!
Guys, she said “siriusly”! XD
But really folks, who even gives a shit anymore? I hate twilight and all of it’s messages, but this is obviously just some attention-starved little tween girl who has no idea what a healthy romantic relationship is like. She probably watches MTV and it is unlikely she has ever left her home state. I feel sorry for her. You should feel sorry for twilight fans, not get mad at them. They are simply ignorant, and that can be fixed.
Also this is probably a troll post.
Real vampires die by the sunlight. If they sparkle and run through the forest, their faeries.
http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=why+harry+potter+is+better+than+twilight#/d4knw6j read this
Oh my god, this has been the most amusing post I have read in a long time. Firstly, I absolutely love how you censored “Bloody Hell” to “blo*dy H*ll” because that word is like totally fucking obscene. Also I really love how you actually made me want to print this whole post out, just so I could have the satisfaction of setting it on fire and watching it slowly burn. And don’t get me started on the 7th post, please.
THANKS!!!
ok hows this…
twilight and harry potter are supposed to appeal to different types of people (it just happens to be a fact that twilight is utterly crap even before it was a film)
I enjoyed both the Harry Potter AND the Twilight series. They were good READS. Like, something to read and enjoy a story. I stand by the fact that they can be enjoyed somehow. This post, however, makes me embarrassed that I was once a Twihard. Yes, ONCE UPON A TIME, I was a teenage Twihard. This kind of post makes me ashamed to even admit to liking the series. I have little to no respect to someone who can completely BASH the Harry Potter series and elevate the Twilight series as if it was a heaven sent tale. And even if I were capable of the same, your atrocious spelling and grammar skills offend me on my deepest level.
If you’re a Potterhead troll as has been expressed in the comments, your basic writing skills still aggravate me. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF LITERATURE AND EVERYTHING ELSE, LEARN TO WRITE PROPERLY.
One last thing; Although I am American, I lean heavily towards British literature and entertainment and stand firmly by them. If you dare to insult the British again, I have something for you; Doctor Who.
~Oracle out.
I happen to have read both series. Neither of them “swear”, because while mildly offensive, “bloody hell” isn’t swearing. If you do consider it swearing, it isn’t any more so swearing than “damn it”, which is used multiple times throughout Twilight, too. If you plan to give HP a hard time for swearing, its probably unwise to drop f-bombs every other word. You may also want to activate spell check, because it doesn’t help your cause to say Harry Potter is confusing, while at the same time using abbreviations and misspelling simple words. As for death and torture, has it occurred to you that these are themes that occur in both series, and without it, a large part of the story would be missing?
As for your descriptions of the characters in the movies, maybe you need to reread the books (if you ever read them in the first place). That’s what they’re supposed to look like. I’m pretty sure that if someone is a “sadistic creepy fucking moron” and “kills and tortures people for fun”, then they would indeed be considered a villain. I giggled a little when I read how one of your main “selling points” is how British stuff will never be as good as American stuff. Now I can understand why some British people hate Americans so much. I’m an American. I can correctly capitalize and punctuate a sentence. But if the rest of the world only sees Americans like this who rely on “this is better because I said so” evidence and highly hypocritical counterpoints, then it’s no wonder that Europeans think Americans are so stupid.
So there you have it. I just effortlessly blew over your little argument, because you have nothing but opinions and lame and hypocritical “facts” to support it with. You tried to destroy Harry Potter with these lame “reasons”, but unknowingly hurt Twilight as well. I know you’re probably not going to read this, so for all those annoyed British people out there reading the comments, please know that not all Americans are stupid and arrogant, and that many of us know how to spell things properly, write well, and support an argument. That being said, I can’t feel to sorry for the rest, as they’re bringing all of this crap upon themselves and our nation as a whole.
For all you Twilight lovers, I’m sorry we Harry Potter lovers can seem so arrogant. But please, choose someone better to support your argument.
Wishing you lots of love, and hopefully at some point, some wisdom,
Myself and the vast majority of Educated Americans and Harry Potter fans
Someone just had to say that, thank you so much!!
A little racist dont you think! omg ur a fail oviously you need to learn what spell check is and not sit around and make retarted wecites while waiting for the next movie to come out!
Wow is all I have to say. Not only are you a moron for your WW2 comment but you have the worst spelling I have ever seen. For one, we were NOT at war with the British; we were their allies. Moron… You either need to stop your mindless crap trolling or your head will be stuck somewhere where the sun don’t shine. Have fun with your glitter girls.
Guys, really? Obvious troll is obvious.
And you’ve allowed it to win.
YOU ALL fail.
“I fucking hate harry potter cuz they cuss, its fucking rediculas. Nobdy needs to cuss its just shitty!”
“And old fags are dumb especaly when they have beards”
“And i hate england and red heads, people with frizzy hair, and people with glasses”
You sound stupid!!!!
Well sparkling vampires a dumb, if you want a real vampire story pick up a damn Anne Rice book.
I think that you haven’t thought before you put this. And just saying, twilight was written after harry potter with VERY similar names and creatures, and please. What vampire would SPARKLE! At least HP has proper vampires in it!
And by the way you need to catch up on history, the British didn’t lose to the Americans, and besides, harry potter tells you to be a good friend and fight for what you believe in, twilight tells us that we need a boyfriend to be happy.
I do not want to live in this world anymore if this is what people do… This is so ignorant /I can’t even handle it. And @Jessica, Not all Americans are like this. So don’t blame them all, I am and I’m not as dumb as this!
Wow. This is pathetic.
http://imsorryharrypotterisamazing.blogspot.com/
That’s my answer to this.
Do you have a brain? Propably not, if you have a brain, you can’t write this. You entertained me, thanks.
ha ha, those arguments are really funny.. are people in USA so stupid? I read HP books without big problems and I am from Czech Republic, so I think it would not be problem for people who use english daily..
eeeeeeeepic fail:D:D… you **** ****….*hp fans from czech republic* :-*
OKay. Comments on each reason:
1. Dude, adults TALK LIKE THAT! And, YOU’RE SWEARING! And, also, if people can’t take swearing, they’re wimps or just really religious. Sorry any super religious people.
2. People die. It’s a fact. Good people die! And, Jesus Christ, everybody is fighting for a GOOD CAUSE! Well, everyone against Voldemort, anyway.
3. Some people are messed up like that. People do that type of things! Have you watched the news? There are A LOT of murders. And, if you’d seen Body of Proof or Bones, look how GRUESOME some people are. There ARE serial killers. They DO exsist.
4 and 5. *DIES* RACIST ALERT! You. are. a. fucking. racist. Would you make fun of somebody because they talked with an accent? You wouldn’t even know who they are. That is just how British people talk. And how I talk, too.
6. Again, I say RACIST! Why they talk like that is because 1. The actors ARE British. 2. It’s in the bloody script! They have to talk like that! And 3. THEY’RE IN ENGLAND!
7. You just insulted my entire being. Hermione has weird genes. Luna has a weird dad who believes in EVERYTHING. It’s not their fault. Ron, IS A GINGER! And, he is freaking HOT!
Dumbledore is old and PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE BEARDS AND MUSTACHES! And, they aren’t dresses, they’re robes. Learn the difference! And, you’re sounding like a homophobe. People can be whoever they want. And, I’m bisexual.
8. Voldemort doesn’t WAIT, he has to plan, too, like real people. Sure, Harry is REALLY impulsive, but that’s mostly the James gene. Book 1: Quirrell has to figure out how to get the Stone. Book 2: Tom Riddle had to make Ginevra TRUST him, and he had to make Harry come down to the Chamber. Book 3: Voldy isn’t actually in that one…. Book 4: Voldemort and Wormtail have to wait till the thrid task so they can get Harry alone (even though the Spare, aka Cedric, came along, but he got Avada Kedavra-ed). Book 5: He had to find a vulnerable spot to make Harry come get the Department of Misteries. Book 6: Draco had to mend the Vanishing Cabinet, and that took MONTHS! Book 7: Harry hand’t been sighted before the end, so HA! Jo Rowling planned! I’m pretty sure Meyer just improvised.
There are EIGHT reasons why HP is better, and they conflict with your reasons why HP is worse.
Love to all the HP supporters if you have stayed with HP till the end,
~ LunaHermione
You’re post is bullshit.
You’re defenitly a Muggle.
Oh, and Harry Potter is so good, that Webster added the word “Muggle” to their dictionary. Suck it, bitch, and not in a vampire way.
Oh, and… you’re precious Edward is… in fact… BRITISH! Well, at least the actor is.
Jacob is a Pedophile and he irks me.
Pixar and Jo Rowling told better love stories in EIGHT MINUTES that Meyer ever did in four books.
Bella has siriusly no emotion.
You spelled seriously the way us Potterheads do. SIRIUSLY
Vampires CANNOT have kids with humans, it’s a fact.
Dude, Bella jumped off a freaking cliff.
Vampires can’t read minds or see the future or stuff like that.
Vampires don’t sparkle in the sun. They catch fire and DIE! Unless they are day-walkers.
Robert Pattinson enjoyed making Harry Potter much more than Twilight. He said so. Owned.
Babies don’t come bursting out of people’s stomaches, unless they have a c-section, and that is even done by a surgeon. I watch House, I know.
I swear, Twilight was written by keyboard flip-flops.
Go kiss a dementor.
~LunaHermione
*Points wand at computer* “CRUCIO!”
Yeah, I have three wands.
Okay.
1. People swear all the *fucking* time. If you have children that have never heard a swear word and don’t know what HELL is, then they shouldn’t be reading Harry Potter or Twilight for that matter, because I am sure that Hell has been said once or twice in the Twilight books.
2. PEOPLE DIE IN TWILIGHT. THEY GET THEIR FUCKING BLOOD SUCKED. Okay. Death IS okay and natural! It is a part of the circle of life! You shouldn’t teach children to be afraid of dying. And BTW, what do you think VAMPIRES are?! They are UNDEAD. Let me dumb this down for you, they have no blood flow, no heart beat, and no need for oxygen. They just *exist* (obviously not in real life, but I’m sure YOU of all people know that. Or did I ruin that for you like when you found out SANTA CLAUSE DOESN’T EXIST?)
3. If I do recall, in Eclipse, when they are with the Volturi; Jane makes Edward believe he is in pain. I am pretty sure that could be considered TORTURE. Just to throw that out there as well.
4. It is people like you that think we as Americans are so much better than the rest of the world, that makes people like me who love and care for every race, sexual orientation, and religion no matter the country they are from- look like fucking TWATS. Get over yourself, we are no better than the British, Hispanics, African Americans or any other people.
5. I’m pretty sure that if people from different countries were to read something we write, they would say the same thing! You understand American Slang words because you grew up around them! Same as them, they understand what they say and that’s what matters. There are words that some people use everyday that other people need to look up in the dictionary just because they don’t understand it.
6. Uhm. They don’t have “funny accents”. They have British accents. Because they’re British. Because JK Rowling is British. Because they are FROM BRITAIN! And it is your problem if you cannot understand them. Also, if you hate their “funny accents” so much, why watch the movies?
7. Who are you to judge them? Emma Watson is FAR from ugly, she is more attractive than most American stars her age; and the same goes for Evanna Lynch. Luna’s character was a refreshing innocence that the movie needed. She is a gorgeous gorgeous girl, and I honestly would die to be as pretty as she is. Ginger or not, Rupert is a gorgeous man. Hair color doesn’t take away from personality and he has an amazing one! And as for Daniel Radcliffe, he doesn’t really wear glasses, he is not creepy, and he is an amazing actor. Dumbledore. There have been two different men who have played him throughout the 7 movies. I cannot believe that you would pull the “gay” card here. How in the fucking HELL do you know he is gay? Cause for one, I don’t believe it and I’m sure a bunch of other people would fight you over that as well. You are one of the most disrespectful people I’ve ever seen.
8. Now, I am here to tell you that it is not unrealistic to torture people. There are so many criminals all around the globe who torture, rape, and kill people. How is that unrealistic? And another thing, Uhm. I’m pretty sure the Volturi and Voldemort have a lot in common. Voldemort’s attack didn’t come until the end of the book. Hmmn, let’s see, the Volturi waited for Bella to marry Edward and become a vampire. How the fuck is that not similar? As for the “bad hair and cloaks”, I’m pretty sure that there is no such thing as “bad hair”. Hair is hair. Also, the Volturi wear cloaks. Wtf.
HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING. TWILIGHT IS OKAY IMO AS WELL. YOU. Well. You on the other hand SUCK because of “THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS”.
Who else agrees??
seriously , are you retarded? if I were you I would kill myself after writing that shit. How old are you,9?
Let me tell u five things
5: Just because it’s british doesn’t mean its bad. And in Harry Potter there are no feminine looking vampires who are too obsessed with there mortal girlfriend and too obsessed with killing there rival.
4: What do you expect villains to be? A little scrawny peice of crap? No.
3: Bloody Hell Woman! Cussing isn’t bad.
2: Well am I the only one that didnt have to use a slang dictionary.
1: How many slaps in the face do you need?
You can go die now.
you are depressed so i will put you out of you sadness avada kedavra !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don’t understand how death is unnatural. Like seriously? And you have problems with some cursing now and then? I’ve see you say “fucking” in your posts.
I was going to post a huge response to this, but I think I can sum it up in a few sentences.
You’re stupid.
You’re ignorant.
You obviously have no real idea about what you’re talking about.
You have no taste.
You need to learn how to spell.
You need to learn how to type.
You’re shallow.
I think that pretty much says it all.
yes. thank you. I posted a big long complaint myself, then I realized that this would have been better 😛
Okay, so basically what you’re saying is that Harry Potter swears so much when practically every other word you write was a swear? FAIL. Harry taught us to stand up for what you believe in at all costs (even death) Bella taught us what? When push comes to shove to fall down before you get kicked? Or waste your life in self pity? Please, I beg you, THINK LOGICALLY.
I think this is supposed to be a joke, at least I hope o.O
Scenario 1 – They decide to do re-screenings of Harry Potter in the cinema. You, being a “Twihard” decides to dress up as Bella and try and crash the screening. When you turn up, everybody will be booing and throwing junk at you.
Result – EPIC FAIL
Scenario 2 – Twilight Breaking Dawn 2 is comming out in cinemas. A Harry Potter fan dresses up as Voldemort to bring comedy to the movie. Every second that Edward comes on, the fan yells “KILL THE SPARE!”
Result – Backed up by all Harry Potter fans and 90% of Tumblr.
Means: More Harry Potter fans than Twilight. [Rowling: 100 Meyer: -2]
This article is pure shit. You can like whatever you want and have opinions but fuck, shut the hell up already, its just a damn movie//book. By the way, that “epic fail” crap is getting old and annoying
You realize Breaking Dawn has sex scenes right?
I agree The movies weren’t the best but at least Harry Potter shows the quality of friendship while in Twilight Edward treats Bella like crap. I suggest you get your facts right and have legit reasons for why Harry Potter “sucks”
epic fail!!!! actually, are you believing waht youre writing?!?!?! dumme nuss!
mmmmmmmmmmmuuuuhahaha dumme nuss!!
beards are creepy? You just offended my grandfather. A real villain kills and torture people for fun, not some sissy wimp who waits till the end of the school year or something. Luna is supposed to be color-blind and Hermione doesn’t care about fashion at first, but as she grows, she does care. I’m not a British person but I understand every single word in the books. Btw those ‘funny’ accents are British accents. That’s why they can’t talk normally use common sense. You also offended people who wear glasses…including me! Death is natural, it’s the circle of life. Dumbledore is not wearing a dress, he’s wearing a robe… New word for ya? Well look it up! My sister has a scar on her forehead you offended her as well. I’m going to say… It’s a fail.
ps. I agree with kendall
Erm, I wouldn’t say British people can’t talk normally.
Wow, no one gets that this is just another troll. I’m serious, I’m an American, and I know tons of people, a lot of them are dumb, yet none of them think we fought the British in world war II. Only trolls say stupid stuff like “We fought the British” and “The British are copying our state and city names, such as Boston, (New) York, Birmingham and the state of (New) Hampshire”
This is a troll!
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omg, honey you need to take a good look at your self. THIS IS RACIST. you think saying bloody hell is bad, when your bagging out a whole country! i’m affended and im australian !!
well said and they are not only offending your grandad MY DAD TOOO!!!!!!!! how very dare they!!!
this is what I got from this.
blablablablablablablablablablabla Molly weasley blablablablablabalblablabla Fred,lupin,tonks Blablabla…
boring
this is biggest stupid!!!
bitch, u do know twilight is british too right? GOD ur such a fukin dumbass, damn. besides, i could concentrate on this post because i as too busy RIDING HARRY’S ROLLERCOASTER!
FUCK U BITCH GO BURN IN HELL WITH TWILIGHT.
epic fail! Actually, are you`re really believing what you`re writing?!?!?!?
Are You CRAZY ? All your reasons were plain stupid. I have read many blogs claiming that Harry Potter sucks and all of them can’t even spell properly. Everyone swears including you. Using the F word is more inappropriate than saying Bloody Hell.Have you even read the books ? I am from India and am not biased towards America or Britain. Your opinions are so biased. America fought alongside Britain during WW 2. Do you know what utter nonsense you have written ? I am feeling so angry !! My favourite cousins are from England. Even Robert Pattinson said that he played Edward’s role like a manic depressive.
PS – Next time, keep your thoughts to yourself
uhm is it possible for us to see your picture? well, just in case you have a better face than hermione. and do you happen to see ALL EIGHT MOVIES? again, “MOVIES” not MOVYES. cause if not i would advise you to do so in order for you to see who do you call ugly. RON IS A GINGER. that makes the movie MORE UNIQUE cause we have ginger while you have a SPARKLING VAMPIRE. *ewww gross!* DUMBLEDORE LOOKS EVIL, you say? then EDWARD IS A TOTAL GAY TO THE NTH POWER.
I’ve read all four books of twilight and i say that i lost a week of my life. and if i have the power to bring it back i would definitely not want to WASTE it again for that. and by the way, you are pathetic 🙂
1. twilight is shit
2. learn to fucking spell you twit
3. they have accents because they are British
4.Everything in Britain is better than the American shit
5. you have no life
thank you. nicely put
Wow… I like Harry Potter AND Twilight. Every reason you stated in this post is either pointless, offensive, bullshitty crap and usually all three. Seriously, if you’re going to even attempt to defend a book at least think up some points that make sense instead of coming across as an immature and discriminating bitch. As others have said I would rebut your points, but I’m not going to waste my time any longer – idiot.
Your argument against death in HP makes no sense. In Harry Potter, there’s a war going on. People die. And whenever people do, everyone shows a generally correct reaction to this death. In Twilight, hundreds of random civilians die when the new born vampire army is growing, and just in general. But all anyone in Twilight can think is “gee, we’d better protect Bella”. Though I’m actually a fan of both, I’ve always hated the “ten people were killed” “forteen people went missing” aspect of Twilight, and how no one seems to care that this is mostly Bella’s fault.
I would just like to thank you for making me laugh. I really don’t need to repeat other comments about how damn stupid you are. I mean gosh, no surprise your American. You are really exaggerating (it means making things seem worse than they are, just to let you know 😉 ) everything. An English accent is perfectly understandable to any normal person. But then you do like twilight… and tbf you are reading a book about a girl who gets suidical over losing her boyfriend. Any way your dumbness made me laugh, so thanks
Look, as much as I find this post mendacious and horrible ect. ect. And even though a couple months back I posted my full hearted opinion. Don’t you guys think that maybe just maybe we are cyber bullying in an odd way? I’m just saying maybe we should be careful in what we say on here. It’s not just the post to the blogger I am speaking about but also to the British who are calling the Americans stupid and the Americans who say words that shouldn’t be used to say we are not stupid. I am an American it makes me sad when we go and do this to other Potterheads. Here’s the thing stop the cyber bullying and Potterheads unite say the all the stuff that you love about Harry Potter and hate about Twilight somewhere other then on here. And here’s my last opinion Stephine Myer wrote a book called The Host it is much better then Twilight. So maybe she was having off days through that whole serious but when she wrote The host she did an excellent job. So stop the hate on this blogger and on each other.
~A very big fan of Harry Potter but hates cyber bullying
You are unacceptable as a human being. I want to find you and punch you right in your face for making us as a species look so dumb and ignorant.
your are an idiot, and im just putting this out there; theres alot of volence in twilight too, i mean like in the first book a guy is riped up then bured after almost killing the main charater…just because he want to eat her, BUT ya i mean when the harry potter killing voldemort it WAS SO MUCH more violent… like who the f peed in your soup?
LOL
Obvious troll is obvious!
Okay, you can’t be serious. That is the most stupidest post I have ever seen. For one thing, you are stupid ( Britain and America fought together in World War 2). You are racist (Americans are awesome, Brits suck) and you like Twilight. Case closed.
Agreed.
spoken by one of the greatest writers of our time, THIS, mindless twilight loving idiots, is the truth
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=stephen+king+quote+about+twilight&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1016&bih=511&tbm=isch&tbnid=IaFBKRGN6tua3M:&imgrefurl=http://www.mahallas.com/2011/10/stephen-king-on-harry-potter-vs.html&docid=V0R8LnHGrPL3XM&imgurl=http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lryhidrITd1qcgjxjo1_500.jpg&w=500&h=333&ei=CfBBT4u4KuLh0QGay7yzBw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=97&vpy=211&dur=507&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=180&ty=118&sig=106837454769325657477&page=1&tbnh=128&tbnw=166&start=0&ndsp=10&ved=0CEgQrQMwAA
OH MY GOD I SO AGREE WITH YOU LIZZIEBELLA!!!
Lol no, jk. Avada Kedavra, stupid bitch –“
This is all a load of shit…. But I would like to address number 7, specifically the comment about Dumbledore.
What does being gay actually mean to you? Do you think it’s a switch that can be turned on and off at random??? Older people don’t just wake up one day, flip the switch and decide that they aren’t going to be gay anymore!
How more ignorant can you get??
Please tell me this isn’t real…please. How could anyone think/spell/talk like this? I just don’t get it.
Why does it have to be a war with Twilight and Harry potter? I’m i love both of them..
« Therefore, by logic » you’re what america does worst : a total cunt. Hope you’ll never reproduce, for humanity’s sake.
Here’s a summary of what I got out of this: You hate swearing yet you drop the f-bomb how many times? You say you don’t like the movies because of thier accents? you think beards are creepy? BTW Dumbledores ‘Dress’ is called a robe. Vampires are not realistic. Your grammer is terrible. You judge characters on thier looks. you don’t like british accents. You had to watch harry potter with subtitles?! I watched the movie when it first came out, and i understood them perfectly! And right now im 14! Also saying america is better is uncalled for! I mean really!!
Here’s a fun fact: in harry potter Cedric Diggory is played by the same actor as Edward Cullen. Also that comment about Gay’s again UNCALLED FOR! just saying ‘no offence’ after that dosen’t mean it ok!
…Im done ranting now…
Eh… not yet… THE VAMPIRES STOLE ARMSTRONGS SPARKLES!
BTW i’m on team edward… EDWARD ELRIC!! FMA AND HP FOREVER!
*high fives*
Not sure if trolling or just stupid.
Twilight and Harry Potter are both different genres and pieces of literature.
One does not simply compare twilight and Harry potter.
…. Someone please tell me this is some kind of joke? Please?
By the way, at the end there, “Peace, Love, and Twilight for all”. Why on earth would you wish to inflict such torture on anyone? Heck, you could say that makes you almost as sadistic as Bellatrix and Voldemort…
So true… And I can tell that Twilight fans are mostly girls. I am a girl, too but I love HP. Oh, its such a great story, im so sad its over. But we will keep it in our hearts, right 🙂
Oh my gosh -_-I really hope this was a “TROLOLOL” moment, but if it isn’t, read on. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO HURT SOMEONE. These are seriously the stupidest reasons i have ever heard. None of them matter. First off, people die every day. People commit crimes like murder EVERY. DAY. If you don’t even know THAT, I can be confident you don’t know anything Harry Potter. Second, if you’re not opposed to gays, then why are you complaining about Dumbledore being gay? SERIOUSLY, neither the movies or the books acknowledge this. Also, old people CAN be gay, you don’t just stop being someone you are. Third, they have BRITISH accents, ’cause if you didn’t notice, the author and the actors are from Britain. To add on to this, I would like to point out that British people, Australians, Asians, they think you have an “American” accent. That you talk funny. So either don’t watch the movies, read the books instead, or DON’T COMPLAIN. And the characters are NOT UGLY. Honestly, I just think you were just trying to think of another reason to hate on HP. And SO WHAT if they use bad words. You showed everyone on the internet that you swear, too. So stop being a hypocrite. And do you REALLY think that children are going to read books that are 300-700 pages long? ‘Cause I don’t. I think kids who are mature enough to handle the length and contents of the books will read them. Lastly, all books have a villain, whether you call them the antagonist, the villain, or the bad guy, EVERY BOOK HAS ONE. Without Voldemort, all of the Harry Potter books would be crap. I can’t see how anyone would prefer the Twilight series over HP. I couldn’t get past the first book, it was so bad. Also, since the majority of these “reasons” had to do with the movies, and not the writing, why not just read the books and be a happy camper? Life would suck without Harry Potter, so don’t hate it. Ok. Writing this made me feel slightly better.
as an american, i can honestly say it’s people like you that make the world hate us. and this is also why harry potter fans HATE twilight fans. and dear non-U.S. citizens, please, PLEASE know that not every american is as stupid, ignorant (meaning oblivious in this case), and utterly RUDE like the creator of this blog. there are, believe it or not, a lot of us with good sense.
“Also hes gay. that(‘)s creepy because hes so old! Old peopl(e) rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosex(ua)ls, btw.” it shouldn’t matter what sexual preference they have, or how old they are…and what is everyone’s deal about dumbledore being gay anyway?
“Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.” That was the revolution. And America most definitely is NOT the smartest country. Heck, we don’t even use the metric system.
and it’s not the nicest thing to be insulting other countries.
I dont really get it… HP is HP and Twilight is Twilight but HP is still better! Twilight is a stupid romance but HP is epic! HP is all about friendship, confronting fears and love… And HP doesnt suck because of the violence – it just tries to teach us that it isnt right, and in the end goodness wins! HP doesnt suck at all, its such a great story. HP FANS FOREVER!!! Oh, and the british accent is so cute. Thank you J.K. Rowling 🙂
Ok so I read all of the Twilight books. I did enjoy the book so deeply. I even met Stephanie Meyer and had several books signed but this blog is twisted. Once the movies came out my love for this series was obliterated. The movies are the worst thing this book series could have gone through. This blog comparing the movies of Harry potter and twilight and having twilight win is disgraceful to both of the series. It is clear you have not read either series and yet still believe you have the right to put down such misdirected opinions. You are the reason other countries think all Americans are stupid. And now as an American my faith in the country has dropped considerably. I don’t know how old you are bu you are obviously a child. Realize that words are an expression of you and you have expressed yourself in a horrible light. I myself am not completely wise in age, I’m only 18, but I know better than to judge something so harshly without knowing what it really is.
When you said that Harry Potter “sucks” because it’s British, did you realise that this is extremely racist?
I’m also failing to see the link between a country’s military power during the 1940’s and the quality of their literature.
Also, you said that it doesn’t make any sense to anyone who lives outside the UK… I was living in South Africa when I watched every single movie (still am!) and I understood it just fine. As did my cousin who lives in the USA. And my uncle who lives in France and doesn’t speak English that well.
Wow you really do need to get your facts straight
HP for the win!
Alright. I get where you are coming from, but you have it all wrong.
1) So? It’s swearing! They are going to hear it anyways. It’s not like kids are secluded from the world, that they are locked away until they are an appropriate age for the word “bitch”. I heard my first cuss word at the age of four.
2)Joanne Rowling wrote her books to show that good overcomes evil. But, it’s not all going to be easy sailing and happy all the time. Sacrifices are required. All those “good guys” would have rather died than live in a world where evil ruled. She wrote to show people that death IS natural, and it will happen, so that you can accept it, and not sit in depression for weeks like Bella did.
3) Torture. This book is not about how torture is okay, but how it is not. Voldemort tortures, because he doesn’t know how to love. He has lost all love possible. But Voldemort doesn’t win, does he? No. As for twilight, James tortures Bella in the first book for fun, didn’t he? He even video taped it. He could have just slit her throat, but no. If that wasn’t torture, I don’t know what is.
4) That is really prejudice and racist. Just because something is from a different country, or ethnicity, doesn’t mean it overall has power. You are really making us Americans look really bad and it is very embarrassing. This makes you look very non trustworthy, and therefore, people will not pay attention to this article at all.
5) That is why they make an AMERICAN VERSION of the books. The British version is called Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, but the American version is Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Therefore, if you would actually pay attention, you would find that this is invalid.
6) They have accents because they are BRITISH. So, if you actually pay attention to history, our accents are “weird”. Because, we came from England. Therefore, we have odd accents that are quite out of proportion.
7) Calling someone ugly is very fowl and you are being a bully. The characters were described like that in the books, therefore they made the actors look like that. Joanne Rowling showed this because it showed that you don’t have to look like a supermodel or be the most popular kid in your school to overcome you darkness and live your dream. Unlike twilight, where a 109 year old man basically is a pedophile and comes on to a 16 year old girl. As for Dumbledore being weird because he is old and gay, is really sad and horrible. I have put up with your article so far, but this really makes me want to cry and punch you in the face, coming from a lesbian myself. So, all of these gay people in the world. What do you expect them to do when they get older? Turn straight? I’m sorry, but I don’t think that is going to happen. You are sick homophobes.
8) So, apparently you have memory loss because you just repeated the torture part. As I said, James tortured Bella. So, that fails, along with this article. Secondly, Voldemort waits until the end of the year, so that he can reach Harry at his home with his family, and also he uses his inside forces in the school to prepare and lure Harry into a trap. You are wrong.
So, basically this article is wrong. I don’t care that you don’t like Harry Potter. We don’t want a sexist, and just plain rude person in our fandom anyways.
Harry Potter was very well written, while Stephanie just slammed her head on a keyboard and came out with a story with poor grammar, and a very unoriginal story plot.
Next time, please write an article that actually has facts to it. I hope you change your ways.
Ugh you’re SOOO right! The villains in HP are so unrealistic. Like that one book, The Holocaust. Hitler was just such a ridiculous character because NO ONE likes to kill people, how am I supposed to enjoy a story if i can’t even believe that its characters exist!?!? UGH I wish J.K. Rowling would be more smarter like Steph. She knows what actuallys like real and stuff. Like werewolves.
*Face palm*
I congratulate you on being absolutely hilarious
This is why muggles shouldn’t be allowed on the internet… Like seriously. And you think a book talking about sex and pointless retarded love is a better book than a book teaching kids to STAND UP against bullying, that death is going to hit you hard but you have to be strong. The swearing is BARE minimum. And she called Bellatrix a bitch, because it shows how strong a mother’s love is. The books teach kids that you have to be strong, and stick with your friends, and it shows just how powerful friendship and love are. It shows how special you are. And yes, there is torture, but have you ever seen the news or anything? I guess not because there are sickos like tht in the world fyi. Seriously.. Stupid muggle.. And btw: The bad guys were supposed to be a role modle of how NOT to act and how you SHOULDN’T get mixed up with stuff like what they were caught up in…
Wow. This just proves the stupidity of Twilight fans even further. Keep being delusional 10 year olds if you like, but it’ll just hurt you, while Harry Potter fans are laughing their heads off 😀
Seriously? First of all, Twilight is a load of shit. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE!!!!! THEY FUCKING DIE IN THE SUNLIGHT!!!!! And really, it’s just a twisted love story, and there’s no real love in it! Second of all, if you can’t understand British accents, then you’ve probably never watched anything good. Third of all, British things aren’t bad. And you think American stuff is good, and everything else is crap; so you shouldn’t EVER go to a store and buy ANYTHING because everything is made in China these days. And really, your spelling is horrible. Go back to preschool; Twilight messes with your brain. Go get therapy, and then go read Harry Potter.
twat.
I a fan of neither but my preference is of course Harry Potter as it lacks the rather disturbing story line including necrophilia and bestiality. Despite the absence of obsession you so clearly devote your few neurons to i can clearly see the many faults and the insane level of xenophobia you express here. Firstly the funny voices are called ACCENTS!!! Amazing i know but everyone has one. Secondly is ‘bloody hell’ and ‘bitch’ really as bad for children as a book that clearly does not promote the abilities of spelling and grammar. Thirdly the concept of torture for pleasure is something that most serial killers experience so the presence of this in the novel is an accurate portrayal of someone who is psychotic and the most unrealistic thing in it is the magic i would have thought which is mirrored by the mystical creatures in Twilight. Fourthly DEATH IS NATURAL, and teaching kids to come to terms with people dying and that good people die to is good not only that but have you thought about the fact that many of the characters in Twilight are dead. WW2 was against the Germans, America fought alongside Britain and won… In fact america only got involved in the war when they were affected rather than to help others. The person who played Hermoine Granger (Emma Watson) is now a model. http://www.girlhairstyles.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Emma-Watson-braid-hairstyle.jpg , and the reason the actors look like that is because people outside the Hollywood blockbuster film industry realise appearance has nothing to do with acting ability and people in films do not always have to look perfect because that’s not realistic. The character’s were different clothing because its a fictitious story of WIZARDS who dress like WIZARDS.
Hypocracy thy name is LizzieBella… YOU XENOPHOBIC MORON!!!
HARRY POTTER IS MUCH MORE BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Hermione is not a dork! She’s super smart. Unlike Bella being a clumsy whore! And the movie is very crappy! And your stupid Twilight book dosen’t make any sense. And vampires don’t sparkle! Wizards are better than your stupid glittering vampires. Voldie and Bellatrix are cool! The Volturi is just plain Mary-Sue. Ron’s catchphrase is much more cooler. And.. Your Twilight plot dosen’t make sense. At least the Harry Potter has a useful storyline. The movie Twilight is very lusty. At least Harry Potter is not. And that Vampire love triangle is very boring. So screw it Twihard!
HARRY POTTER IS MUCH MORE BETTER THAN TWILIGHT!
Hermione is not a dork! She’s super smart. Unlike Bella being a clumsy whore! And the movie is very crappy! And your stupid Twilight book dosen’t make any sense. And vampires don’t sparkle! Wizards are better than your stupid glittering vampires. Voldie and Bellatrix are cool! The Volturi is just plain Mary-Sue. Ron’s catchphrase is much more cooler. And.. Your Twilight plot dosen’t make sense. At least the Harry Potter has a useful storyline. The movie Twilight is very lusty. At least Harry Potter is not. And that Vampire love triangle is very boring. So screw it muggle!
Really? The British fought America in WWII? this is why there is no level low enough in hell for you
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha – actually cannot stop laughing at this ridiculous statement! Firsly, learn to spell! Secondly, get your historical facts right before you insult entire nations. Finally, have you actually read Harry Potter? As you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about! YOU’RE A JOKE!!!!!
Fi. Na. Lly.! Someone who actually has a brain.! I’m so sick of the Harry Potter fans ALWAYS making fun of Twilight.! Like seriously.? They talk about how Twilight is “so fake” but if Twilight is “fake”, Harry Potter is just as fake.! For real.? ” Yeah I’m a dude that was picked for whatever thing I have to overcome (plot of like every movie) and now I have to go to a school of wizards to learn spells and battle some weirdo with no nose at the end of 7 (outstreched, might I add) movies. ” Yeah.. real inviting. And what’s up with the language.? It’s like trying to make sense out of ” jadgfweulq lnwexfkg cqugvkchr limvtrwuo3yxq nli “. What is that.? Basically, the Harry Potter language. I am not really one to make fun of something but it’s only because you Harry Poter fans have made me get to this point. I have nothing against Harry Potter or the Harry Potter fans until you make fun of Twilight. Then. It’s. Personal.
Um, actually this “Harry Potter language” you refer to is explained through out the books and movies if one cares to pay any attention, and is explained in plain English. Also you shouldn’t act like whatever villain in twilight isn’t a weirdo as well. Most villains ARE weirdos. And “us” Harry Potter fans get a load of shit from “you Twilight people”, too, so please don’t act like your special. Btw, there are 7 books, and 8 movies.
Merlin’s beard, you’re a twat. I have nothing against you personally, I seriously just feel bad for you and your immense stupidity and obliviousness. (You may need to get your dictionary out to understand those words).
Just a few problems with your argument:
Let’s deal with your racism first. All modern day “Americans” as you know them, are descended (you may need to keep your dictionary out) from people from other countries, particularly Britain, as they bloody ruled you for years. You may not have known that though, as American history books (like so many other American books *cough Twilight cough*) are apparently flawed and biased. I can only guess that though, judging by your remark that “they [British] fought against us and LOST in WW2″. If you look back to your SUPERIOR American books, they should tell you that Britain and America were on the same side when America finally joined the war, after getting over themselves and helping. (Which they only did because they felt they were going to be compromised themselves, not because they’re decent people who wanted to stand up for people’s rights.)
As if your flawed history wasn’t bad enough, you continue to state that “like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE!”. I think my problem with this argument speaks for itself. I know people like you think that proper English is “British slang” but it’s not. It’s how people with any shred of respect left for humanity write. Judging by your ‘eloquent’ essay, you’ve never heard of it. (Just a side note on the English language: England is a country in Britain, and to this day, America still speaks their language. I think this gives a hint to which is the more dominant country historically). If you want to complain about not understanding a piece of writing, take a class in basic English and read over what you wrote. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for offering any kind of critique on a book when you can’t even spell people, moustache or company (which you spelled “peopla”, “mustache” and “compeny”). Maybe that’s just how your all powerful, “most advanced country in the world” America raised you though.
One more note on your America vs. Britain argument. Your precious Robert Pattinson (who made his career by being in Harry Potter) is British.
(By the way, I’m Irish. That means, historically, I have every right to hate Britain. You should be proud that your bigotry is enough to make me write half a page defending them. It also means that not only British people can understand the basic language spoken by 500 million people, like you said.)
Anyway, enough on Britain vs. America. Let’s talk about the characters being “ugly”. Emma Watson, the actress who plays Hermione, has become an international sex symbol. The main cast regularly get marriage proposals from fans and each have thousands of people in their individual fanbases. Also, Dumbledore having a beard is a reason that Twilight is apparently better than Harry Potter? I honestly can’t take you seriously anymore. Maybe every single guy in Twilight is clean shaven but that’s because they have absolutely nothing better to do with their time. Dumbledore’s too busy being fucking amazing to shave. And Dumbledore wears a “dress”. So does Yoda, but I guess you have a problem with Star Wars too, since it’s actually decent. Robes (the proper word for the “dress” Dumbledore wears) are worn at graduations too, but I doubt you’ve ever set foot in a school judging by your “dialect”. Finally, “nothin against homosexals”? Having the opinion that, past a certain age, people should get over themselves and go straight IS homophobic AND ageist. So far, all I can see in your arguments is that Twilight encourages racism, homophobia and ageism. So did Hitler, who may come up again later in this reply, when I get to your point on the villains being unrealistic for killing and torturing people.
One more thing on the “ugly” cast: Kristen Stewart is the worst actress I’ve ever seen and she looks like someone smashed her face in with a brick. That MIGHT explain why she can’t show a single emotion. Robert Pattinson was hot in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but SOMEHOW your little Twilight franchise actually made him unattractive and I’m a little suspicious that he’s been told to act badly, since he was actually good at it before. A simple explanation for that could be the devastating effect Twilight has on brain cells. The fact that you didn’t understand that sentence is enough to prove it correct. Also, Taylor Lautner? Looks like an alpaca. Don’t believe me? — http://totallylookslike.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/04/23/jacob-black-taylor-lautner-totally-looks-like-alpaca/
Notice that that’s the truth? That I didn’t rely on “beards are creepy” or “glasses are weird” as an argument? That’s what the characters are SUPPOSED to look like, and it’s a lot more realistic than the only description used of Edward Cullen in an entire book: “perfect”. I don’t see a bloodthirsty monster as “perfect” in any context, especially when he’s a glittery fairy in reality. Read a book about an actual vampire and you might figure out how desensitised and dumbed down Twilight really is.
Moving on, you mentioned that a “sadistic creepy fucking moron” that “kills people and tortured them FOR FUN” is “unrealistic”. Ever heard of Adolph Hitler? I hope so, because he’s man who started World War II, which you seem to be an expert in. He organised mass genocides of Jews and tortured many of them and enemy soldiers. Solid facts are unrealistic? How about Jeffery Dahmer or Ted Bundy? Both were American and both were convicted rapists and serial killers. Despite coming from such an “advanced” country, they stand as proof that America isn’t perfect. They tortured victims as well, so it’s not this crazy, unrealistic idea. What’s unrealistic is a group of sparkly ‘wannabes’ who, according to you, wouldn’t hurt a fly.
On that topic, you think death isn’t “ok and natural”? That kids shouldn’t be taught that people do die, and that it’s just a sad but necessary part of life? Harry Potter teaches people to stand up for what they believe in, to never back down, to never let evil win. It teaches that it’s better to be a die a hero than to live a coward or a villain. It teaches people to live life until it kills you, instead of running away and trying to ignore what’s happening around you. Torture is wrong, of course, but it still backs up the fact that there are people who will still fight, even when everything’s saying otherwise. Those are REAL problems that Harry Potter characters deal with in the books.
Twilight teaches kids how important it is to have a boyfriend, and that women are a helpless heap of emotions when they don’t have a man there to comfort them. Compare Bella to Hermione: Whenever Bella’s alone, she whines about how she needs a man. When Ron walked out on Hermione, she moved on and continued to fight in the wizarding war. Which is the better role model for young girls? Anyone with a double-digit IQ can tell, but I have my doubts that you possess even that.
You seem to be one of the few people who think the movies are bad. Together, the movies made $7,701,234,647. Let’s compare this to the Twilight series, which made $2,505,310,560. As a series, Harry Potter made over three times as much as Twilight, so SOMEONE seems to understand their English.
Shockingly, two-and-a-half pages is all I have to say about this. If I’ve left anything out, or if there’s anything else you’d like explained to you, feel free to reply. I’d be surprised if you even got this far in this essay, but hopefully you grew a couple of brain cells back, or learned something about what you’re saying. One more thing: I thought I could lose no more respect for you, but then you finished your story with the sentence “Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.” Next time you call something rude, don’t make racist, ageist, homophobic and basically ignorant remarks right before it. And check your facts before arguing with real fans online. No one will take you seriously if you don’t give them reason to.
I hope to hear from you, and wish you good luck in all your future endeavours (including finding a career that accepts bigoted morons).
Mischief Managed.
[P.S. If you’d like to contact me at any point about this, and don’t have the guts to on a public forum, my e-mail address is shamelesscaper@hotmail.com. Come at me bro.]
Also, just forgot to mention: Twilight endorces necrophilia and beastality, showing the “heroine” of the series taking part in it (a vampire is technically dead and a werewolf is technically an animal).
On the other hand, Harry Potter condemns murder and torture by showing the villains using it as a weapon (While the heroes metaphorically use “love”).
Which gives the better message: showing illegal sexual fetishes as acceptable (as in Twilight) or showing illegal acts of murder and violence as bad (as in Harry Potter)?
Are you fucking retarded?
Too much swearing?
In Twilight, it says Edward cums glitter all over the bed and Bella gets pregnant, he sparkles in the sunlight, and there’s more swearing than in Harry Potter!
“Oh well they talk funny in the movies.”
THATS WHAT BRITISH PEOPLE SOUND LIKE YOU DUMB FUCK.
Have a good day, you retard…
Are you an idiot? Did you really just write that? Just, for the sake of every single internet user, stop posting things. You’ll lower the I.Q. of the entire world.
I don’t want to feed this troll but are you effing kidding me?!!!!!!!?!? I am neither a Twilight or huge Harry Potter fan however, I can seriously tell you that you are wrong. I follow both of these movies and live with a person who can tell you everything that has to do with Harry Potter. How old are you?
First of all, too much swearing? Seriously that is you’re first argument? Its only 2 bad words. Children are exposed to worst things every day. Twilight has sex. Have you not seen Breaking Dawn or read the last book? No wonder most kids are pregnant now at days. Too Violent??? Says a person who is defending vampires killing humans. Harry Potters reason for killing people were to defend themselves. British people are not confusing. That is a stupid reason to give.
Villains aren’t realistic? Do you know Vampires don’t exist either? Neither do Witches, ware wolves, or any other type of monster. By the way, The Volturi love to torture people. Do you not remember in New Moon how they were trying to see how Bella was resistant of their supernatural powers but Edward stepped in and Jane wouldn’t stop??
In no way the characters are ugly. Emma Watson is one of the most beautiful girls in the world. She is flawless. Daniel Radcliff is a handsome guy. Neither of these 2 have ever been in trouble. Unlike Kristen Stewart who has been seen smoking pot .
If you are going to post something like this again, which most likely will happen please put realistic reasons. Read the books. Do your research and learn to spell. Do not pour out your love and hate, it puts you in a bad position and you could easily be countered attacked.
Like I said, I am not a huge fan of either of these two, but you sound like an idiot. I wouldn’t be posting this if you at least knew your facts and spelled right.
AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHS UR SO EFING STUPID!!!ahahahahahahsh !!
First of all, learn English. No we don’t need a slang dictionary to read Harry potter. However you sound like you just need a dictionary in general. Oh and thank gawsh u know what a dictionary is. It wasn’t obvious before as you obviously cannot spell have no knowledge of grammar whatsoever and whatnot.
Its funny that you think ‘he who must not be named’ is unrealistic, twilight is about bloody sparkly vampires. Ur really stupid
You made a paragraph about old people not being allowed to be gay yet you state that you, In no means want to offend them… Nuff’ said.
It’s funny how u wrote b*tch and bl*ody h*ll like that. Yet the ‘f’ word u spelt correctly… At least I think you did.
Why the he’ll would little kids read this anyway?! It’s for like a teenage ish audience. They probably know that people die anyway. Twilight isnt any better getting pregnant at 19 and having sex everyday is totally recommended.
Btw u are racist .
K thanks and please never write again. K bye.
this is beautiful, really. i mean only an american would come up with this and take there time to diss british people, seriously has this girl forgotten that the first ‘American’ settlers WERE british. truly beautiful people
Harry potter is the best! You just made an epic fail there. Daniell Radcliffe is such a good actor same with emma watson (hermione) and the guy who plays ron weasly. now you just be quiet because i dont like what you saying about Harry potter. you never know. you might start to love him. My friend yoused to very much dislike and hate i mean HATE HATE HATE HATE harry potter. then a couple days ago she said me and my brother watched harry potter for the first time. I loved it so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least you read the book. she never read it and she just went along what over people said about harry potter. shes weird
agree.
And emma watson is extremely beautiful and smart. Like harrypottergirl101 said, daniel, emma and rupert are wonderful actors nothing compared to robert and kristen.
why dont you like harry potter. ive seen twilight and it doesnt rock. harry potter is a wizard and wizards rule. and the creators of harry potter wer thinking because they came up with a new game. Called Quidditch. did twilight? well i dont think so!
Get your facts right!
you are a bitch you know that? bitch bitch bitch, u like that word right? how the fuck can you offend British people? they are just another country in the world just like America. If this makes you happy, then ill offend america ok?
1. Twilight sucks because its about ‘sparkly’ vampires, some corny love and how important it is to have a boyfriend.
2. Twilight also sucks because its from america. i means serously, america has an accent which you cant even understand.
3. Britan is MUCH better than America.
4. WHO GIVES A FUCK THE BRITAN LOST THE WW2? HUH? ARE U A FUCKTARD?
5. Emma Watson is very beautiful, and she is definitely smarter than ur fatty ass.
6. Even Robert Patterson hated his own role as Edward. Robert Pattison also acted as cedric diggory in Harry Potter, and he got famous from that. In twilight, he is just a sparkly fucking ugly vampire.
SO GET A LIFE BITCH.
and also, how the hell is ‘bloody hell’ a swear word? are u fucking retarded? TWILIGHT HAS WAY MORE INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT THAN HARRY POTTER I MEAN LIKE SERIOUSLY!!!!! in the last movie part 1, PEOPLE FAINTED! much more inappropriate than ONE SWEAR WORD ‘BITCH’ U BITCH.
mutha fuka. Go back to school and learn your etiquette u stupid 11 year old girl.
I love Harry Potter as much as any Harry Potter fan, but I wish people could stop thinking that Americans are so stupid. While a lot of Americans are stupid (I would know this from prior experience to being around them), a lot of us aren’t.
Preach it homie! This idiot of a child has nothing better to do than to sit at home and write a post about how she hates harry potter, how pathetic. Not to mention, WE WON WW2 so she could go die and cry about it or whatever. what an idiot.
I wish for you to burn in hell now. Americans are blundering idiots and I’m sad to be stuck in this bloody country full of people who are so incredibly stupid. Harry Potter is one of the greatest series of novels I’ve ever read and Twilight was alright but cliche and overrated. The storyline in Harry Potter at least reflected real life issues in this world. Twilight is just a fantasy romance story that simply relates to the relationship issues that high school girls go through in America: dating a man far too old for you and being obsessed with him but cheating on him with a man younger than you, and then being pregnant right out of high school. How do you consider that an OK thing for young kids to read?? The Harry Potter series reflected real life issues. Mature issues. So there was violence and gore and language and both good AND bad guys died; well welcome to the REAL WORLD where that kind of stuff happens. You baffling stupid Americans don’t realize that the world is NOT perfect and that bad stuff happens whether you like it or not. So get off your McDonald’s-eating ass and read some quality novels before you side with a typical American stories that make you oblivious to the real world. I beg of the United States to just stop being so bloody stupid.
I’m already offended and i’m not even british or american.
1. DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE WOMAN?! BLOODY HELL ISN’T THAT MUCH OF A SWEAR WORD. oh and by the way, do you have any idea how many ‘inappropriate’ scenes there are in twilight? that makes it even worse for kids to read.
2. for god sake…EVERYONE DIES. Oh and you don’t think about how many deaths twilight has?
3.
4. WHO FUCKING CARES IF ITS BRITISH?! ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. OH AND BTW, WW1 REALLY?!
5. IF YOU CAN’T READ IT THEN DON’T READ IT. GOT IT?
6. Excuse me? their movies are crap? WHAT ABOUT TWILIGHT HUH? ITS ABOUT ‘sparkling’ VAMPIRES. WIZARDS OR VAMPIRES THAT FUCKING SPARKLE? THE ACCENTS IS WHAT MAKES THEM UNIQUE.
7. HERMIONE’S HAIR, LUNA’S UNIQUE LOOK, RON’S HAIR, HARRY’S GLASSES AND SCAR IS WHAT MAKES IT SO UNUSUAL AND DIFFERENT AND THATS WHY EVERYONE LOVES HARRY POTTER. ALSO. Dumbledore is NOT wearing a fucking dress. I HOPE YOU KNOW IM ABOUT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE IT’S A ROBE. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
8. OH YEAH? YOU THINK THOSE VILLAINS ARE BAD? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREAKING WEREWOLVES KILLING PEOPLE AND THOSE VAMPIRE STUFF? *shudders*
Oh and you think that bragging that twilight is better than harry potter isn’t ‘plain rude?’
YOU HAVE ISSUES. AND YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE DISGRACED AND OFFENDED HARRY POTTER READERS /FANS AND BRITISH PEOPLE.
SHAME ON YOU.
Twilight is just about sparkling vampires and how important it is to have a boyfriend.
Harry Potter is about true courage, bravery and how important friendship is.
SO YOU REALLY THINK TWILIGHT IS GOING TO WIN OVER HARRY POTTER?
KEEP ON DREAMING BITCH.
Harry potter has been around longer than twilight. It has more books than twilight. There are more fans than twilight. oh and btw…ROBERT PATTINSON HATED HIS ROLE AS EDWARD. HE ENJOYED BEING CEDRIC DIGGORY IN HARRY POTTER AND NOTHING CAN STOP THAT.
Oh dear Lord! I really hope you’re just trolling because if you aren’t you must be seriosly retarded.
My favourite part is where she says that British people make crappy things and have accenets that she can’t understand LOL and of course THE Dumbledore’s creeeepy beard *facepalm*
its amazing you have the verve to even keep this article open.
OMG…. i like totally agree w u… I mean how can i like a book about a war when i have one about a brainless girl who decided to leave school, get married and have a baby because this guy who is sooooo hot likes her. I mean, she rocks, she even tried to commit suicide when he left her because she knew he will appear to save her, such a prince charming.
And Brittish people totally lost against the american in ww2…. i mean that’s what allies mean, the people who fought with ___ and lost., obviosly……And it is not like if the Americans are the descendants of the Brittish people who poblated the new world and killed so many native americans in order to steal their lands (i don’t think you count Latin Americans in you definitios of AMERICANS).
I don’t understand why people like Hermione, what’s the use of being smart when you don’t get the guy until the last book, I’m sure you’ll rather play it dumb.
Dumbledore look totally sucks…. I mean who says the wise one has to look so weird (maybe Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and any other great saga that have ever existed).
Also people don’t usually torture prisioners during a war; Hittler was just trying to convince the Jews to help him with his experiments (he was actually trying a new lotion on people to avoid burns with these incinerators were a few unluky jews, gays, black, and twins died [not his fault]).
And finally…… Twilight is better cuz the author had the greatest innovation to vampires that have ever existed. Now…. they…. SPARKLE. I mean please what are they fairies, next thing you know the Cullens will be starting the next tinkerbell movie.
Now that i think about it maybe the reason why i cannot agree with you is because i have to many brains cells that actually work… if you know what i mean
You’re an idiot. ‘She even tried to commit suicide when he left her…’ … That’s just… you’re an idiot, plain and simple, just shut up.
u do know that robert pattison in british? so offending britain is offending him…..fucktard
I hate you. I am British, and I will not take some jumped-up, idiotic, sad, homophobic American insulting the people I love. Also, we helped each other in the World Wars, and won them both TOGETHER, it’s just people like you that destroy today’s fragile society.
Another thing, HOW DARE YOU JUDGE PEOPLE LIKE THAT!? Saying the characters are ugly doesn’t mean they aren’t worth something! I am fat, ugly and down right sarcastic but I know I am worth something to somebody, even if I am worth nothing to others.
One more thing, kids don’t like it when you patronise them, I should know, I look after babies and toddlers. Children know enough to know when they don’t certain things in a book! Death is a natural part of life, they need to learn that, moron. Finishing point, Jacob is an ANIMAGUS, not a WEREWOLF! Meyer needs to do her research, and accept when she’s been beaten, like you.
Meyer has got a bit were she points out that the werewolves are shapeshifters, not werewolves, they’re just retarded and call themselves the wrong thing. It’s in book 2, I think.
I side with you, though, that idiots who are too stubborn to be corrected are a cancer on society. And that Twilight sucks. I loved the Harry Potter books, fell out with some of the films, but I still love the series because of how much of my childhood it was and how powerful it was to me.
When I was younger, I didn’t care if a character was ugly, gay or ginger. I cared if they were good or not, because books like Harry Potter and The Chronicles Of Narnia taught me that beauty is only skin deep, and evil is evil even if it wears the face of a supermodel. I am now 16 and am open minded to all peoples, partly because of Harry Potter. It preaches about racial equality by not mentioning any sort of racial discrimination, except against Hagrid for being a half – giant, which all readers are made to see as stupid and ludicrous, siding against racial discrimination.
On behalf of every Potterhead American, I’m sorry people like that live in our society. I should probably contact the Dementor to kiss this retarded girl. (: Silly muggles, trying to think they know everything again.
I completely agree with everything you said. I am often embarrassed to live in America and have awesome British people think that we are as stupid and materialistic and fat as the media portrays us. And maybe I should just hold my tongue since I’m not American (I wasn’t even born here) but I have lived here for over 3/4 of my life and it makes me sad. How sad is it that as a community, we have reduced to being foolish and ignorant as everyone thinks we are.
The Americans and the British fought on the same side in WW2
1. “Too much swearing”
Bloody hell – Ron gets told off for swearing, so we know it’s bad to say it. But he only uses it when shocked or stunned, which is how swearing is used in real life. This doesn’t make the book bad; it makes it realistic.
Bitch – Woman trying to kill your daughter? You’d shout something foul at her. Bitch is foul enough to work, while not really being that bad. Quite well used.
Also, the 1st book was released many years before the 7th. This just so happens to mean that the people who read it had all grown up and were using worse language themselves by this point in time. It was acceptable because the series grew with it’s audience and became adult books.
Twilight has no swearing because it’s aimed at a different audience, but bear in mind any time “oh my god” or “or god” is said, that is technically swearing.
2. “Too violent and people die”
Most of the fights aren’t physical, they use magic wands. Even if kids were badly influenced and fought, they’d end up pointing at each other and shouting magic spells – not that bad.
Plus, the heroes only fight in self defence, or when being taught self defence. Self defence isn’t wrong, it’s very useful because the real world has bad people who will attack you and HP teaches you that it’s ok to fight to protect others – isn’t that what the army is for? The police?
Twilight features hand to hand combat with people and vampires ripped into tiny pieces and burnt alive.
Death is real. Death happens. HP accepts this, but it makes each one count. Everybody who dies, dies for a cause, they die for a reason and because of this we feel each of their losses and we mourn them.
Twilight has countless deaths, be it innocent civilians, the alleged bad guys such as the hordes of newborns under Victoria, and even the brutal murder at the end of Breaking Dawn where the Volturi burn a woman alive for no real reason, as well as the millions of deaths that must have happened over the years to sustain the vampire population. Just because named characters don’t die (which at least 4 do – 1 per book!), doesn’t mean nobody does.
3. “Torture”
Torture is shown to be vile, horrible, the most disgusting thing of all. The only people who do it can never be forgiven, they are evil and they are fought against by HP and the forces of good. Teaching people torture is bad is a good lesson.
Twilight has torture in it. The Volturi have a girl, Jane, whose power lets her inflict abysmal pain in people, which she does for fun and sometimes for a reason. This is torture. Twilight has torture.
4. “It’s British.”
So is America. Everybody who isn’t a Red Indian, or Native American, is an immigrant. White people mostly came from Britain when we claimed it as our own, and we made America. The Black people were originally slaves shipped from Africa to work for the British. Of course, things have changed, but if everything Britain makes is awful, so is America.
World War 2. Allow me to explain it for you; Germany started attacking other countries. Britain told them to stop. Germany attacked more innocent countries and conquered them. Britain declared war on Germany to protect and free the countries it was attacking.
Meanwhile, America refused to get involved.
Japan, almost at the end of the war, feared America would join Britain, because Japan was on the side of Germany. Japan attacked America to tell America to stay out of the war and then America fought it’s own personal war against Japan. It is only because Japan attacked America that they joined in, which is very selfish and “bad” compared to Britain joining the war to protect other, weaker countries.
America, after it beat Japan, helped Britain beat Germany. Yes, some forces were sent to help before Japan went down, but they pretty much focused on Japan.
5. “it’s confusing.”
That’s because you are stuck at one level of maturity, while the books were released over a period of years, to grow in maturity with the original audience. Twilight is all written at the same level of immaturity, so you understand it perfectly in one go, but HP was written for a growing audience and grew with it, making it relevant to the audience even as they aged.
You can’t understand the accents? Well, you know how different American states have different accents, ie Texas and California. well, in Britain, people also have different accents, but some of them just have different voices, because not everybody sounds the same.
The films don’t use slang. They use this novel little thing called “English”, the thing that Americans adapted and changed, which means that whatever you have trouble understanding because England and America have different words for some things, it’s because the dialects are different. It’s not slang, it’s geography. If you watched a film made in Spain, would you complain that everybody spoke Spanish? No. So don’t complain when British people in a British film use the British language.
6. “Crap movies.”
Yes, some movies weren’t as good as others. But some were amazing. And all were better than Twilight. HP has plot, it has relateable characters, it has some brilliant graphics and CGI and is generally at a high standard.
Twilight revolves around this girl called Bella loving a guy who is a bit of a twat. All 4 books focus on her playing off 2 guys at once, Jacob and Edward, as she fails to choose between them.
Robert Pattinson HATES Twilight; he played Edward as a guy who hates himself to try and make others hate it too. With the main actors despising the film itself, I don’t think anything more needs to be said to say it’s rather bad, one dimensional and just not a good film.
Above all, if a film is good or bad is a matter of opinion, so this one there is no set answer for. But you can’t hold your personal opinion as a worldwide standard; opinions differ. That’s life.
7. “Ugly Characters.”
Not all of them were ugly; Luna, Hermionie and Ginny all were very attractive at the end, as I’m sure Fred and George and Neville were too. HP isn’t a fantasy in the aspect that Twilight is, where the Vampire disease makes you super sexy, it’s about people. Humans.
You might think that beards are creepy, but they have been a symbol of wizards for hundreds of years. And not everybody has a beard.
you complain that there are old people, but people who haven’t caught Vampiric Aids ages; Twilight has old Native Americans, but everybody else has an age defying virus.
You complain that there are gingers and gays. I’m sorry, but that’s both racist and homophobic and is unacceptable. You say it’s joking, but your views are idiotic, uneducated and unacceptable – if you said that to somebody’s face, they could press legal charges against you.
You complain that the wizards wear dresses. Which leads me to question if you made it anywhere in the books, because the books, from early in book 1, describe them as “robes”. They are a formal thing not dresses.
Dress; an outer garment for women and girls, consisting of bodice and skirt in one piece.
Robe; a long, loose or flowing gown or outer garment worn by men or women as ceremonial dress, an official vestment, or garb of office.
Again, robes have been linked with wizards for hundreds of years. Saying you can’t have robed, bearded wizards is like saying vampires should have a sun tan and sparkle in sunlight. It’s just breaking away from the lore of it all.
8. “Unrealistic villains.”
HP – they don’t wait until the end of the school year. They wait until they get their chance.
Book 1 – it took Quirell not too long to get to the last defence of the Philosopher’s Stone, he just couldn’t work out how to beat it, so Harry met him there while he was trying to work it out.
Book 2 – The basilisk was killing pupils all year. Harry and Ron found the way in near – but not at – the end of the year, because working it out took some time when they decided it was their problem to solve.
Book 3 – Pettigrew only tries to escape when he is discovered. Lupin only discovers Pettigrew when he gets the map off Harry mid – year, mind, but spends a bit of time trying to make the trap for Pettigrew
Book 4 – The whole plan was to get Harry to the cup while Vordemort’s resurrection was prepared becase the cup was replaced with a teleporting version, and the final round of the Triwazard Tournement was at the end of the year.
Book 5 – They were waiting for Harry to go to the Ministry, so when he went – at the end of the year – the final battle happened.
Book 6 – The year was spent preparing to storm the castle. An attack on a castle is a large thing and they struck when they could.
Book 7 – Voldemort attacks the castle because Harry is there. Harry didn’t go to school that year, so the term time is irrelevant; the castle is attacked because Harry goes there to hunt horcruxes.
It all took place within 7 years because Dumbledore planned for Harry to be finished by the time he left school so Dumbledore could use the protections of Harry’s youth and Dumbledore’s closeness to Harry in the school to help and protect Harry.
Convenient? Maybe. Maybe it’s just well structured and well written.
Twilight;
Book 1 happens by the end of the school year.
The whole series takes place before she can go to College. Books 2 – 4 basically don’t mention her ever going to school because it’s boring, so you don’t get this timeframe.
Convenient that everything sorted itself out by time for her to go to College, eh?
You’re sort of awesome….
And I actually read your entire post.
At the age of five, I could tell you that AMERICA AND ENGLAND WERE BOTH ON THE SAME SIDE IN WWII! Racism towards Brits is especially stupid because most Americans have at least a little British ancestry. Also, DEATH IS NATURAL. It is okay to die! Everyone dies eventually. No one gets to be a teenage Adonis with glittery skin and a penchant for knocking up depressing Mary Sues. Ever. At all. They may be magical, but the characters of HP are real people, not poorly written Sues and Stus. I actually think My Immortal is better written than Twilight. Sorry.
Hahaha. This seriously made my day. WW2, really? You do realize that America and England were allies in WW2. We were fighting against the axis powers. You know, Italy, Russia, etc and trying to take down Hitler in WW2.
Also, Britain has history. We don’t have anything. Our history starts after the 1700s. Britain has Shakespeare, Bronte, Austen, Browning, and so many others. Just because you don’t have the capacity to understand them doesn’t mean they are horrible. It means that, well, you’re stupid. Your logic is terribly flawed, and your grammar/spelling is even worse.
I seriously hope you’re a troll.
your awesome!!!
You know, it’s awesome people like you who know logic and are yet the same race/nationality as the person who wrote this ridiculous article that make me praise the lord for smart people :).
As if you are actually 16. I thought you were fucking 10. To add to my earlier post, I’m a ginger, and I actually do have a fucking soul, do you, you fucking idiot?
There, I’ve put the same amount of swearing into this post, as you have yours. Why are you still writing this rubbish?
u idiot i can’t believe you said that u idiot i can’t express how much i hate u right now siriusly twilight is just a teen age girl movie and i’m at storyline it has moments that make u cry your heart out like fred weasley death i mean have u seen him
U GET LOST AND COMPLAIN SOMEWHERE ELSE
You can’t be sirius?
….
That’s my job.
I started laughing when I saw they said America was oh so much better than Great Britain. I have always thought the exactly opposite. English Guys are so much hotter and overall more amazing (though, I guess that’s debatable) And BBC is one of the best channels ever. Brits get to brag about Doctor Who and Sherlock. And we get to ‘brag’ about Jersey Shore and other crap, Americans call television. Plus Americans really /can’t/. The US in major debt and have the worst history ever. I’d list examples, but quite frankly, I don’t think you’d give a damn.
I don’t really have the patience to explain why all of the other reason you give are quite horrible, but I’m sure there are other comments for you to read.
Your a real idiot you know that?? I’m not the biggest fan of Harry Potter but I’m smart enough to know, that Twilight, is a piece of crap. Absolutely and irrevocably crappy. You think that just because they get tortured in Harry Potter it’s crappy. Here’s the reason they torture them: They. Are. VILLAINS!!! Think of that.
Also, I may not know much about Harry Potter, but I sure as hell know, that it’s good for anyone, of any age, what’s Twilight good for?? Out of practice, Hormone raged, Sexually needy teenagers. Harry Potter teaches you how to move on when someone you love dies, what does Twilight do, oh, it teaches you that you can jump tree to tree when your a sparkling gay ass vampire.
Harry Potter, teaches you about team work, and that as long as you have a friend who will watch your back, you can conquer anything, what does Twilight do? Oh, it shows women having their Fucking uterus ripped out my a gay ass sparkling vampire fairy.
Now, here’s where things get personal: You are racist. That’s not cool. You’re telling me that they are not as good as Twilight just because they’re BRITISH?! And Twilight is AMERICAN?!?! You got some real loose screws here because last time I checked, it didn’t matter whether was British or American.
And why the hell are you bringing World War 2 into this?!?! Huh?!?! Seriously that’s crap. Really?! I cannot believe you, you are so racist, and that isn’t cool.
Secondly, Your saying that Twilight is better because they have better looking people in it?! I am pissed off at that for two reasons: One, that’s so sexist, and two, Harry Potter characters, are fucking, beautiful so back the fuck off. About Dumbledore, he is not wearing a DRESS!!! HE IS WEARING A ROBE!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!!!
Thirdly, British Slang?? You don’t need a brain to understand what they are saying, you know unless your an idiot! Maybe if you took your head out of your ass long enough to read it and to watch it, then you wouldn’t be so fucking confused.
So, I’m very sorry that you had to put this up, seriously, because your pathetic. you. Are. Pathetic. I have no doubt in my mind that you can like what you like, but stay over there in your little sparkly fairy gay ass world, and we can have some actual fun in the world of Harry Potter.
Oh my God that is just so… none of your points made sense. There’s swearing, yeah… people swear! I heard adults swear when I was five! Bloody is not a swearword, it’s just a word! You’ve never seen the F word in HP have you? And yeah, Molly called Bellatrix a bitch… well SHE IS! IF SOMEONE WAS ABOUT TO KILL MY DAUGHTER I’D CALL HER MUCH WORSE THINGS!
The accents are funny? Er, no, they’re British, that’s all. That is called discrimination my friend.
Ron’s ginger? Hermione’s ugly? Luna’s weird? SO WHAT! Ron can’t help the fact that his hair is red, it’s genetic! Hermione is beautiful for both her face and her brain. Unlike Bella, Hermione actually has character and, you know, doesn’t spend her days swooning over some ninety year old pale guy who sparkles in the bloody sun. Hermione and Luna both teach young girl’s that you shouldn’t change who you are for anyone else. Twilight teaches young girls that you must dress and act like an idiot to win the heart of a guy who stalks you at night.
America is better then Britain? How goddamn discriminatory is THAT? You’re going to hate a book series and talk up Twilight because it’s AMERICAN? Let’s forget that America is obese, has a poor health system, the worst schooling in the world, and starts wars for no good reason. Does that mean I should hate Twilight? NO! And let’s forget the fact that Harry Potter has made millions more then Twilight.
Also, Voldermort tortures people… have you forgotten that America is at war with terrorists? What do you think the CIA and the American government is doing to get information? Do you think they’re handing out sanwiches and daisies? But let’s ignore that, shall we? Also, not once in the book does it say that torturing people for fun is in anyway good. Voldemort is an evil madman. And the Volturi from Twilight they… well, you know, KILL PEOPLE. And so has Edward, Harry only every killed Voldemort to save the world. Edward drank people’s blood. Yeah, not his fault, but I don’t see you bringing that up!
The books evolved and grew like the readers. The first batch of readers were kids when they read them, adults when they read the last books. JK Rowling had the brains to realise that her books couldn’t be exactly the same all the way through like… oh, I don’t know, Twilight? Twilight is so monotonous I wanted to throw it across the room. Four books weren’t needed, one was enough.
Twilight sucks, pure and simple. The main character is boring as hell, the villains sparkle in the light, and everyone is just BORING. There’s not even a big battle which is what people want to read. The book teaches people that it’s okay to mourn the loss of a boy, that you can’t function without one person. Yeah, if you met the love of your life it’d be difficult, but Bella’s SEVENTEEN! She goes and sits around doing shit all for the entire book series unlike Harry Potter who’s out there fighting for good.
Oh, and yeah, people die… PEOPLE DIE! That’s what happens in life and that’s what happens in war. Harry Potter is more realistic then Twilight. It takes years for HP to resolve and get back to normal. It takes Twilight five minutes.
Stephanie Meyer cannot write, unlike JK Rowling. The main character is boring and has no substance, unlike Harry Potter. The books are lame, stupid, and have no actual point… UNLIKE HARRY POTTER! So shut up and stop filling the internet with your stupid bullshit. I would never get in the face of a Twilight lover and say Harry Potter is ten times better because it’s British or whatever. I’d accept that they like Twilight, end of story. But you, my dear, are an idiot.
Sincerely,
The Normal People of Earth.
LOVE U! good trashing! she sincerely needed it….. althought i doubt she read this. after the number of comments she has got against her, i donno, she might as well build up an apology letter!
OH MY ROWLING!
Here are just a few reasons why you are wrong.
1. You swear more than all of the books put together, I mean, as you put it, yes Molly called Bellatrix a ‘bitch’ but come on, her daughter was almost murdered. Also, a ‘bloody hell’ isn’t really a swear in most people’s opinion.
2. It isn’t that violent. When a country is in a state of war, death is going to happen and of course the good guys die. Everyone dies, and teaching people its natural is important. Children need to be taught that it isn’t something to be feared, and Twilight is more violent, people are ripped apart and the pieces are burned! You tell me that’s not violent. Also, vampires that don’t live like the Cullens kill people to DRINK THEIR BLOOD. That is more creepy and sadistic than anything performed by the dark wizards in Harry Potter.
3. As I’ve already said, things like this happen in a state of war, as seen in WW2. Many people were tortured in concentration camps and it isn’t portrayed as good. Also, in your precious Twilight, James tortures Bella in a sadistic way, then proceeding to FILM IT and Jane tortures many people.
4. Yes, it is British, but that isn’t a bad thing. I don’t believe the fact it is American automatically makes it better. Harry Potter is more complex, and the relationships are developed and explored. In Twilight, the only relationship developed properly (and I say that unsurely) is Edward and Bella and that isn’t realistic. Within a week they’re in love and he’s watching her when she sleeps. Stalker much? Also, are you a certified moron? Britain and America fought TOGETHER in WW2 against the Germans and WON.
5. It’s not confusing if you have more than half a brain cell. It is written using proper English that most people can understand. Slang is not a common occurrence. Your country speaks English and it is you, my friend who has introduced slang to a perfectly good language. Also, I believe a dictionary could be put to better use on your post! To correct a few mistakes: Seriously, About, British, Confusing, Company, Movies, With, American, Kids.
6. The books are better than the films; however, it is the highest grossing film franchise of all time. They are made with British actors because it was important to JK Rowling, a British author, that they were. She has copyright so it is ultimately her decision and you have no right to claim the way it is done is wrong, just because you don’t like it. It is not up to you! Many American films have hard language to follow and the actors do talk normally. Don’t hate Britain, Robert Pattinson is from Britain you fool, and played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter way before Twilight came along.
7. Hermione has frizzy hair, Luna is a step away from the norm, Ron is ginger, Dumbledore has a beard. This shows diversity within the story and shows many people with low self-confidence it is perfectly fine to do your own thing and be celebrated for it. Also, Dumbledore isn’t even shown to be gay in the books or the films, but is anyone shown to be gay in Twilight? This makes it prejudiced. Also, would you say Muslims are weird because they have certain garments they choose to wear that could be seen to be similar to dresses? No, you wouldn’t because that isn’t acceptable in our society.
8. The villains are very realistic. What creepy, sadistic moron kills people and tortures them for fun? Hitler. Voldemort shows many similarities to him, which means he was based on a REAL person. I’d say that’s pretty realistic. Also, they did not wait for the end of the school year, when is that mentioned? You just assume because every book represents one school year. Voldemort was carrying out his plan from the fourth book onwards, working to gain followers and taking over the Ministry.
Harry Potter teaches about bravery, courage, true love, and independance. Twilight teaches you how to have a breakdown because your boyfriend leaves. The contrasts between Bella and Edward and Ginny and Harry are apparent when Edward and Harry leave their girls behind. Bella becomes a social recluse and shuns society, Ginny helps head the resistance against the Dark side and understands why Harry must leave. I mean, Bella Sawn is not a good role model for young people, she THREW HERSELF OFF A CLIFF! Twilight spends four books of fairly large sizes talking about how ‘perfect’ Edward is and how much Bella loves him. Harry Potter has a complex and interesting plot that grips the reader. Twilight uses the same tired idea in each of the books. Bella and Edward hated by some other vampires/werewolves. Confrontation. Edward comes along to ‘save the day.’ PUH-LEASE! TRY SOME NEW THINGS! This also applies to the fact that Stephenie Meyer decided to rewrite her original books from a ‘different point of view.’ Harry Potter introduces a new idea in each book, making them interesting to anyone with some form of taste.I am not going to use the fact that you are 16 as a reason for your ridiculous reasonings, because I am 15. I’m glad I don’t share your very one-sided view.
Put down the snivelling excuse for a book and pick up the one book franchise that really means something, I mean, siriusly?
Stop lording it over all of us Harry Potter fans, that’s just plain rude.
Oh, apologies, *Swan
I don’t understand this. Why put all the effort into taking on the persona of a Twilight fan who is ignorant about life and literature to mock Harry Potter in an ironic fashion. It’s like “A Modest Proposal” but written in the voice of someone who is ignorant and a Twilight fan. Kind of funny but I really don’t see what you are trying to achieve.
RIDICULOUS!
I’m so furious, i wanna laugh…. I can’t believe you have such double standards… First you denigrate Harry Potter (which is A LEGEND, A PHENOMENON) COMPLETELY, and you say, you dont hate it… You’re absolutely dissing british accent and then you say they’re cute… What’s wrong with you… How dare you insult such a thing as, HARRY POTTER. What did you expect of a post like this? Especially with your nonsense, bad arguments and misspellings… That people would worhsip you? Come again… I can’t believe you.. If you wanna avoid any further comments from real Harry Potter fans, please remove this stupid post, which is nearly violating… How would you feel, if anybody wrote as stupid things about your precious twilight, huh?
– And i wanna tell you, the moment, you began insulting Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledóre, you crossed the line…. THAT was really the worst you could do to Harry Potter fans…
I wanna warn you against further comments, by advicing you to remove this post immediately… This is nonsense.
And FYI…. Albus Dumbledore is wearing a ROBE, not a dress… tsk…
I sincerely hope this is a troll, otherwise you will likely die a young death due to your inordinate amount of stupidity.
Something tells me that Stephenie Meyer wrote this… just saying.
Ok, I will try and be as kind and productive as I can on answering this comment:)
First off, your reasons on why you hate Harry Potter in comparison to twilight.
1. Harry potter is a bad influence because of the swearing and violence. The one true swear word(b****) wasn’t until the final book, so most readers had grown with is, and acclimated to it. Second, too much violence? Do you think war is a walk in the park? That casualties never accumulate? PEOPLE DIE in war! And covering it up is no justice to younger generations. Talk about needless violence, twilight includes parts where vampires hunt down humans to feed on them, kill a young vampire, just for existing, as well as multiple factors making it inapropptiate for young people. Bella constantly throws herself sexually at Edward, there is also a rather graphic pregnant scene, where, let’s face it, she has been knocked up by a 200 year old corpse! Also, these books and films have terrible meesages in them, Bella is convinced that she can’t have a life without Edward, and as such, tries to commit suicide, she also has become subservient to him and her father, obeying Edward, cooking and cleaning constantly(because she is a woman) willing to throw away her education, and future plans to be with a boy she barely knows. She also, after loosing Edward, replaces him with a new man, saying to girls, as long as there is a fall back man, all is well.
Next part.
2. Nothing good comes out of England. Ok I have to say I almost shut myself when I read this stupid, arrogant, entitled comment. Many great things have, just as many horrid things have sprung from America. Judging it’s quality by it’s regain is a very immature way to look at things. As well as, and I qoute! “America fought against England in like WW2 and lost, so they suck” holy crap girl! First off, we fought WITH england in WW2! We finally got involved after Japan attacked us, but germany was the main reason we all banded together to avoid living under a tyrannical dictatorship. If this is what you are retaining in history class, than America is fucked!
3. The Harry potter characters are ugly. Ok I’m guessing by this comment, you are a 12 year old girl, and as such will be tender. You are a shallow, immature, nearsighted, intitled idiot! UGLY?! Since when did looks become the only redeeming quality for a human? Who cares I Ron isn’t tge best looking man? He is a loyal friend, who cares if hermione is bushy haired? She is intelligent, stalwart, and kind. And last time I checked Harry has glasses, to help him see, and a scar because he barely survived an encounter with a powerful foe. Putting stock into characters because of their physical appearance just shows how stupid you really are.
Next:Saying the villian is stupid and unrealistic? Please! Hitler, ghangis khan, and other such individuals that have tried for world domination, the same goes for voldemort. He is convinced that pure blooded Beeings are the only people of worth, and doesn’t kill for fun! He kills because of misguided ideals he believes in. He is a very real, very scary reality that we have had too deal with before. Twilight has no such being, there is no real strife, or real villains. I say real because it is so fake! The story has no flgreat plight, no good or evil. With Harry potter, you either are right along side the good guys, hoping they will win, but know that there will be heavy casualties. Jo Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill main characters because its what life is about. Life is hard, and horrid things happen. It also took people on an emotional ride, loving a character, than them dying is hard, especially for a child, but good for them to experience. The eternal struggle between good and evil, the duality of man, and the fight we face everyday against our worse nature is to be taken seriously! That why Harry/Voldemort story is so powerful. Both were orphans, both lived in abussive environments, both struggled with bullies, so here is the huge thing: Harry chose to fight for good, Harry chose to be loyal, faithful, and otherwise a good human, and he suffered all the trauma voldemort did. Its such an important message for everyone! It’s not our past that defines us; but out choices for the future. Also, claiming voldemort kills for fun, that’s obviously a statement made by someonewho has either never read the books or doesn’t understand them. Voldemort is out for domination, he is trying to conform the world to his liking, and he is terrified of death, like most evil beings, he fears his own mortality, and strives to best it, in doing so becomes a callous, evil, uncaring thing. Which we as humans are all capable of.
Now to address some of the most idiotic statements you made, saying HP sucks because America is the best country in existence, stupid! We are not by a long shot the most advanced, intelligent, nor recourcful country! Japanese children are taught from young ages to speak several languages. Israel requires their inhabitants to undergo military training, making them much more powerful as far as fighting. We may be a big pitbull in the dog yard, but we are sorely lacking in education, among other things. They do not wear dresses! They are robes, which as wizards, they are prone to do. Beards and glasses are also just a form of creating the world. I think it’s stupid that vampires sparkle, but don’t complain about it.
Just so we are fair, here is what many HP fans, and any educated individual may hate about twilight: a lack of a story, yes we know it’s about Bella and Edward, but where is the greater goal? There is none, it entirely revolves around bella’s unhealthy obsession with Edward. There is little to no character development, they are the same bland one dimensional beings through it all. There is no great final plan! Harry fights for the welfare of thousands of people, he fights for his lost childhood, for his parents death. He fights for a world that will literally become tyranicaly run by a madman. Bella and Edward fight for….well..love? If it can be called that. What’s in twilight is unrealistic and unhealthy. Love doesn’t sprout instantly, it shouldn’t make others forgo inhibitions, or morals to make horrid decisions. There are many other things about twilight that grate on my nerves, but I will be fair and leave it at that.
Now I am not going to really compare the two, because they are so different, yes I think Harry potter is a superior story, better writing, better characters, better everything, but that is MY opinion, just as yours belongs to you. But please, next time you make comments, make sure they are educated, backed by fact, and think them through! What I gathered from your rant was you were an entitled idiot who was blowing steam out of their ass, and made some really stupid remarks, making you appear to be ever so ignorant, which you most likely are. If you want to be taken seriously, make sure you don’t come off as a complete waste of human space, god gave you a brain, use it! Oh and work on your spelling, it looks like a 1st grader wrote this.
To all the twilight lovers, here is something I am going to do that this self learned ass clown didn’t, I’m going to state what I believe are some strong traits of twilight! Here goes: the concept is interesting. A vampire and a human to be paired together, the Dracula/Mina thing, also the rivalry between wolves and vampires is legendary, so a good choice as well. Sadly I can’t compliment it much more, it’s just so fake, phony, and al together boring and unbelievable that I don’t enjoy it. Please don’t take this as disrespecting your opinions(twilight fans) and that I’m not throwing it to the dogs, because over tge top HP fans are just as bad! This article was mostly to the young person who without and finese, knowledge, or facts made stupid blatant comments that were all over the place. And I think we can all agree that people like this make the prospects of human existence very bleak!
Thanks for reading! I always enjoy people wanting to make comments, and challenge me, we learn from eachother, so feel free to flame! Intellectually of course:)
I will try and be nice when I write this:) seeing as this person may or may not be mentally impaired!
First off, your reasons on why you hate Harry Potter in comparison to twilight.
1. Harry potter is a bad influence because of the swearing and violence. The one true swear word(b****) wasn’t until the final book, so most readers had grown with is, and acclimated to it. Second, too much violence? Do you think war is a walk in the park? That casualties never accumulate? PEOPLE DIE in war! And covering it up is no justice to younger generations. Talk about needless violence, twilight includes parts where vampires hunt down humans to feed on them, kill a young vampire, just for existing, as well as multiple factors making it inapropptiate for young people. Bella constantly throws herself sexually at Edward, there is also a rather graphic pregnant scene, where, let’s face it, she has been knocked up by a 200 year old corpse! Also, these books and films have terrible meesages in them, Bella is convinced that she can’t have a life without Edward, and as such, tries to commit suicide, she also has become subservient to him and her father, obeying Edward, cooking and cleaning constantly(because she is a woman) willing to throw away her education, and future plans to be with a boy she barely knows. She also, after loosing Edward, replaces him with a new man, saying to girls, as long as there is a fall back man, all is well.
Next part.
2. Nothing good comes out of England. Ok I have to say I almost shut myself when I read this stupid, arrogant, entitled comment. Many great things have, just as many horrid things have sprung from America. Judging it’s quality by it’s regain is a very immature way to look at things. As well as, and I qoute! “America fought against England in like WW2 and lost, so they suck” holy crap girl! First off, we fought WITH england in WW2! We finally got involved after Japan attacked us, but germany was the main reason we all banded together to avoid living under a tyrannical dictatorship. If this is what you are retaining in history class, than America is fucked!
3. The Harry potter characters are ugly. Ok I’m guessing by this comment, you are a 12 year old girl, and as such will be tender. You are a shallow, immature, nearsighted, intitled idiot! UGLY?! Since when did looks become the only redeeming quality for a human? Who cares I Ron isn’t tge best looking man? He is a loyal friend, who cares if hermione is bushy haired? She is intelligent, stalwart, and kind. And last time I checked Harry has glasses, to help him see, and a scar because he barely survived an encounter with a powerful foe. Putting stock into characters because of their physical appearance just shows how stupid you really are.
Next:Saying the villian is stupid and unrealistic? Please! Hitler, ghangis khan, and other such individuals that have tried for world domination, the same goes for voldemort. He is convinced that pure blooded Beeings are the only people of worth, and doesn’t kill for fun! He kills because of misguided ideals he believes in. He is a very real, very scary reality that we have had too deal with before. Twilight has no such being, there is no real strife, or real villains. I say real because it is so fake! The story has no flgreat plight, no good or evil. With Harry potter, you either are right along side the good guys, hoping they will win, but know that there will be heavy casualties. Jo Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill main characters because its what life is about. Life is hard, and horrid things happen. It also took people on an emotional ride, loving a character, than them dying is hard, especially for a child, but good for them to experience. The eternal struggle between good and evil, the duality of man, and the fight we face everyday against our worse nature is to be taken seriously! That why Harry/Voldemort story is so powerful. Both were orphans, both lived in abussive environments, both struggled with bullies, so here is the huge thing: Harry chose to fight for good, Harry chose to be loyal, faithful, and otherwise a good human, and he suffered all the trauma voldemort did. Its such an important message for everyone! It’s not our past that defines us; but out choices for the future. Also, claiming voldemort kills for fun, that’s obviously a statement made by someonewho has either never read the books or doesn’t understand them. Voldemort is out for domination, he is trying to conform the world to his liking, and he is terrified of death, like most evil beings, he fears his own mortality, and strives to best it, in doing so becomes a callous, evil, uncaring thing. Which we as humans are all capable of.
Now to address some of the most idiotic statements you made, saying HP sucks because America is the best country in existence, stupid! We are not by a long shot the most advanced, intelligent, nor recourcful country! Japanese children are taught from young ages to speak several languages. Israel requires their inhabitants to undergo military training, making them much more powerful as far as fighting. We may be a big pitbull in the dog yard, but we are sorely lacking in education, among other things. They do not wear dresses! They are robes, which as wizards, they are prone to do. Beards and glasses are also just a form of creating the world. I think it’s stupid that vampires sparkle, but don’t complain about it.
Just so we are fair, here is what many HP fans, and any educated individual may hate about twilight: a lack of a story, yes we know it’s about Bella and Edward, but where is the greater goal? There is none, it entirely revolves around bella’s unhealthy obsession with Edward. There is little to no character development, they are the same bland one dimensional beings through it all. There is no great final plan! Harry fights for the welfare of thousands of people, he fights for his lost childhood, for his parents death. He fights for a world that will literally become tyranicaly run by a madman. Bella and Edward fight for….well..love? If it can be called that. What’s in twilight is unrealistic and unhealthy. Love doesn’t sprout instantly, it shouldn’t make others forgo inhibitions, or morals to make horrid decisions. There are many other things about twilight that grate on my nerves, but I will be fair and leave it at that.
Now I am not going to really compare the two, because they are so different, yes I think Harry potter is a superior story, better writing, better characters, better everything, but that is MY opinion, just as yours belongs to you. But please, next time you make comments, make sure they are educated, backed by fact, and think them through! What I gathered from your rant was you were an entitled idiot who was blowing steam out of their ass, and made some really stupid remarks, making you appear to be ever so ignorant, which you most likely are. If you want to be taken seriously, make sure you don’t come off as a complete waste of human space, god gave you a brain, use it! Oh and work on your spelling, it looks like a 1st grader wrote this.
To all the twilight lovers, here is something I am going to do that this self learned ass clown didn’t, I’m going to state what I believe are some strong traits of twilight! Here goes: the concept is interesting. A vampire and a human to be paired together, the Dracula/Mina thing, also the rivalry between wolves and vampires is legendary, so a good choice as well. Sadly I can’t compliment it much more, it’s just so fake, phony, and al together boring and unbelievable that I don’t enjoy it. Please don’t take this as disrespecting your opinions(twilight fans) and that I’m not throwing it to the dogs, because over tge top HP fans are just as bad! This article was mostly to the young person who without and finese, knowledge, or facts made stupid blatant comments that were all over the place. And I think we can all agree that people like this make the prospects of human existence very bleak!
Thanks for reading! I always enjoy people wanting to make comments, and challenge me, we learn from eachother, so feel free to flame! Intellectually of course:)
Seriously? I’m going to go through your reasoning step by step and point out that you are a complete moron. First of all, you can’t spell or use correct grammar. Did you go to elementary school?
Reason #1: Considering the kind of language you use in this post, I would just entirely discount that one.
Reason #2: Death is natural, everyone dies. People dying in books is a way of character development. The characters change and evolve when they experience something like that. And don’t a lot of people die in Twilight?
Reason #3: For a book to have a good villain, they have to be really, really twisted and evil so that the readers will hate them and cheer for the good guy.
Reason #4: British stuff isn’t as good as American stuff? How about the Beatles? How about the X Factor? How about Simon Cowell, the former American Idol judge? How about Piers Morgan, the former America’s Got Talent judge? How about Sharon Osbourne, the current America’s Got Talent judge? Robert Pattison, Edward from the Twilight movies, is British, for God’s sake. Seriously, did you go to elementary school? We fought WITH the British during WWII, we helped them defeat Hitler and his Nazis.
Reason #5: I’m American and have read all the Harry Potter books several times with out any confusion, I actually read all of them when I was in 5th grade and under. They made perfect sense to me. Maybe if you had a couple brain cells, the books would make more sense to you.
Reason #6: Maybe you should get a hearing aid. I have no problems understanding the actors in the movies. The books are about British people, so they chose British actors. Did you know Robert Pattinson was in the 4th Harry Potter movie? Let me say it again, Robert Pattison IS British.
Reason #7: The characters are ugly? Edward’s is a sparkling vampire. Do I have to say anything else? It’s not a dress. They are wizard robes. Yes, Dumbledore is gay, but so what? People don’t become un-gay when they get old. Beards are creepy? How about our first 20 Presidents? Most of them had beards.
Reason #8: There are actually people in real life who kill and torture for fun. Watch the news or read the newspaper once in awhile. Yes, yes a sadistic killer is much more unrealistic than a bunch of sparkling mythological creatures. And if you read the books, you see that Voldemort has to usually wait till the end of the school year to enact his plans because he waits for the perfect moment.
Yes, Harry Potter is much better than Twilight and yes, you are a complete moron.
wow… i can’t believe the fuck that i don’t give of this peace of shit!! look, twilight and HP are good, but you.. i hope that voldemort and a couple of vulturis come to your house and kill you u.u
1. OMG there is swearing? Oh, bad J. K. Rowling… Where did you grow up, in a church? People swear, it’s part of every day life. There is more swearing per hour in an elementary school than in the whole Harry Potter series. At least in Harry Potter there is no sexual content, where a vampire suddenly produces some kind of super-sperm. I mean the guy is dead! He doesn’t have an heart-beat, he doesn’t need to breathe and he may drink blood, but it kind of vanishes to wherever. He shouldn’t even be able to get an erection for God’s sake.
2. Who wants to read about some whiny protagonist which goes into full blown emotional shut-down mode that lasts forever because her guy leaves her? Really, are you retarded or what? Newsflash: Death is okay, because it is in fact quite natural. Everybody has to die at some point. You will die too. There won’t be an Eddie that makes you immortal. Shocking I know… And for the children, they aren’t as dumb as you make them to be. They need to learn what the word death means and books are a great way to teach them in a way that hurts way less than losing somebody in real life does. Except for that, there are always parents that can help them deal with the hard parts in the books and they do have a free will, so they are able to jump over parts they don’t want to read.
3. First, no it’s not teaching that torture is okay. It’s the polar opposite actually, because it’s the bad people that do all the torturing, killing etc. But people identify with the good ones ergo they want to be like the good ones, what means they want to fight against all evil. It’s a really simple concept that already the bible used. If you ever paid any attention in school, you would know, that the use of violence is a medium in writing to get a message across. It’s all about the way it is used. Second, in Twilight Vampires like the Volturi also kill people for fun. And don’t say it’s a difference because they do it for blood. It isn’t. If they wouldn’t get a kick out of it, they would drink animal blood like the Cullens.
4. Okay, now I know you aren’t only retarded, you are also a racist and never saw a school from the inside. How old are you, three? I will tell you a secret: America is NOT the best, most advanced or top country in the world. This is a fact. Full stop. Do you know why? Because America is a continent with more than one country. There is also Canada, Mexico, Brasilia, Ecuador, Peru etc. pp. Awesome, isn’t it? Perhaps next time you should look up the name of you home country BEFORE you write about it. Except for that, the United States of America (which is what the country you are living in is called by the way) are falling apart like most of the western countries. We all have problems with economy, high unemployment / inflation rates and fading social standards. If you believe the USA is an exception from that you are delusional. Furthermore, where do you think your Play Station or your Nintendo comes from? Who develops most computer games? Right, the people in Japan do that. Every country is great in different ways and they all had some part in history that makes our world the way it is today. Without Ireland, England and France and their – at one point in history considered – great technology there wouldn’t be a USA today. Ever thought about your ancestors and where they came from? The only true Americans are the Natives. All other people in America have their origins in Europe, Asia or Africa. Hence Americans aren’t better than people from Britain. Indians aren’t better than French or Moroccan people. White women aren’t better than black ones. We are all human which try to live. Really, you are more of a Nazi than my Great-Grandparents ever where and I should know what I’m talking about, cause I’m German. Did you ever visited a foreign country? Do me a favour, tour the world and see the greatness even “underdeveloped” countries can show you. And please, please never talk about history again until you read a book about the basics. Britain didn’t lost the WWII. Britain fought alongside America together with France and Russia against Germany. They were allies. And just to make it clear for you, they obviously won.
5. Stop whining. I read the Harry Potter books and the Twilight series both in German and in English. Imagine the problems I had sometimes with understanding especially all those words that aren’t written down in the dictionaries. Do you hear me complaining ’cause the English in the books was a hell lot different than the English they teach in school? No. If you have problems with slang, than don’t read books from other English speaking countries but don’t put down an oral culture in public that is a) older by far than American English and b) the origin of all English spoken today in the world.
6. I see, you don’t have a brain at all. Maybe you should get a hearing device. The people in the movies can talk all right. If you need subtitles to understand them, your problem. People in Britain or Australia need them probably all the time because they can’t understand American English accent. American English isn’t the only English and it hasn’t a claim on being the only rightful English.
7. This argument is just pathetic. Beauty isn’t everything in life. Do you like all your friends just because they have good looks? I do know looks are more important in the States than in most other countries especially in Hollywood, but that’s just plain dump. It gives the message normal looking people are ugly and therefore don’t deserve love. The people in Harry Potter do look like normal every day people. They have flaws like glasses, scars, bad hair or rabbit teeth just like you and me. They are unique. Readers all over the world can identify with such characters more than they could with some overly beautiful and ever perfect Mary Sues / Gary Stues.
You want to talk about creepiness? I tell you something. Edward is creepy. The guy follows Bella around and watches her sleep without her knowing. This is called stalking. Stalking. Is. Not. Romantic. It’s creepy and it’s a crime. So don’t call Dumbledore creepy because he has a beard and wears dresses. There are a lot of men that wear dresses. You know what? They enjoy it immensely and the aren’t all gay. Some are even married and have children. Booo. You think gay men should stop being gay when they grow old. Do you think your Grandpa suddenly stopped being heterosexual and turned bisexual when he reached sixty?
8. Voldemort doesn’t have hair. He is so bald he could watch his reflection up there if he polished it.
9. Use a spell-check before publishing posts. Your spelling is worse than mine and for me English is a foreign language, think about it.
1. I bet you would call someone a bitch if they tried to murder your daughter
2 and 3. Welcome to the real world sweetie pie. Here you can find people being tortured and killed all the time. We hope you enjoy this fact for the rest of you life.
4. Hahahahahaha!!! You realise that Britain founded America and they didn’t lose the war. America just dropped the bomb, before that America and Britain worked quite closely together.
5. I’m Australian and I understand what it means. Plus if you read the Sorcerers Stone then it’s the AMERICAN version. Plus 1 country uses American English, guess what that country is. The other English speaking countries all use British English. Gosh it’s like how Japan twisted up Chinese.
6. Hmmm. I wonder why British people don’t have American accents. Hoh! I wonder if it’s because it isn’t an American story?
7. Shows how shallow you are.
8. Pay attention to the news? Sparkling vampires aren’t realistic either. Waiting till the end of the year is what makes it evil. People are all happy then… BAAM!!! Everyone is depressed and the happy mood is all ruined. Just to point out, real villains wouldn’t plot to start this huge battle then suddenly call it off because a new vampire can produce a ickle shield.
I honestly do hope you’re trolling.
1. The books, by the end of them, are actually aimed at young adults. The swearing, and violence (as to be mentioned below), increase as the books progress to adapt to the changing readers. The final book is hardly something a young child is going to tackle, considering the size of it, and it’s really down to the parents as to what their children read. Typically, swearing is also more acceptable in England. Think about this culturally. Since this has become quite the debate about comparing it to Twilight too, there’s hardly censorship in Meyer’s novels either.
2. I don’t even want to have to quote the violence from the Twilight books. You convince me more and more that you’re trolling as I read – death is natural.
3. And Twilight DOESN’T have sadistic themes? I mean, come on, they’re vampires who frequently take sexual advantage of women and then kill them by sucking their blood.
4. I don’t even want to have to comment on this. Logic? That entire statement carries no logic what-so-ever. Also, America is by no means the most advanced and powerful country in the world. If we’re talking by those standards, it would more likely be China & Japan, since their technological advances by far exceed America, and they own most of the American debt. Also, I’m quite sure you’ll be horrified to discover that your beloved Edward is actually played by the British actor, Robert Pattinson. Oh, and not to mention the fact that no, the English didn’t lose to America in WW2 – they were allies.
5. Again, I say the same about Twilight – it’s all down to culture. Don’t criticize people for their own language and colloquialisms. Just because you don’t understand it & are too lazy to learn some culture beyond your own, doesn’t mean the books are bad.
6. Because they’re based off the books, which feature English characters. The funny accent you’re hearing happens to be English, and they happen to be talking the base form of English – British English. They are, in essence, talking right.
7. Totally down to opinion. Emma Watson, in most people’s eyes, is drop dead gorgeous. Some people would say the same about your beloved Bella. Dumbledore wears a robe, which is far from a dress. Don’t even get me started. Dumbledore is not gay, don’t even know where you got that from. And when you say ‘old people aren’t supposed to be gay’, what do you think happens? When homosexuals turn 60 they’re suddenly heterosexual again?
8. Voldemort’s reasons for waiting until Harry finished school are all revealed. Besides, in several of the books, he actually attacks during term. And the idea of someone killing and torturing for fun is actually highly realistic – there are real people out there who do enjoy sadism. Besides, Voldemort’s actual reasons for killing is to become immortal, if I’m not mistaken, hence his name (Vol De Mort, escaper of death). The Volturi aren’t even villains in Twilight – they don’t even do anything to HARM the Cullens. Therefore, there is no comparison. Essentially, the only true antagonist in Twilight is Victoria, and you can’t tell anyone she’s not totally sadistic & screwed up.
I’m going to add my own points now. I enjoyed all the Twilight books up the final one, when I actually thought “I just wasted a month on this book series”. Honestly, the ending was atrocious, the writing was awful, and the plot was so unbelievably anti-climactic I felt I could have shredded the book on the spot. There were about 100 pages wasted on totally useless literature.
“Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans”
Don’t be a hypocrite. This entire article has been damning Harry Potter. The fact of the matter is, HP was far more financially successful, and the reviews were far more positive too.
Guys, you do know that she’s trolling right?! Even if its the truth you don’t have to bash her as everyone is entitled to an opinion. Well now it doesn’t matter anyway because this post is already famous, brilliant! Personally I’ve read both the books and I was addicted to both! But the twilight movies kinda sucked, atleast eclipse was sorta okay.
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I don’t even know where to begin.
Let’s start with your issue with swearing. Don’t tell me that there is no swearing in Twilight because that is a complete lie. And also, this point is an opinion so it’s not valid if you can’t prove it. Also, if a crazy lady tried to kill your only daughter, you wouldn’t exactly be too happy about, would you?
The fact that main characters die is a HUGE reason why people are so attached to Harry Potter. You grow to love and care for each and everyone of the characters throughout the series! When minor characters die, you’re not as emotionally impacted when they die because you never really got a chance to meet them properly. For example, when Quirrell died I didn’t feel sad or go numb for days like when Dumbledore or Fred died. I pictured Fred as being my best friend if I had ever gone to Hogwarts because he just had such a way of making people bounce back immediately if they were sad. I’m referring to people reading the book, of course. If I ever feel sad or depressed, I go read a scene in the books where Fred just makes or really good joke. And also, Harry Potter isn’t gory. I mean, even one of the scariest scenes in the book (in my opinion) where Wormtail cuts his own arm off, J.K Rowling doesn’t go into explicit detail of how he chopped his arm off.
The only people who torture in Harry Potter are the Death Eaters!(and Voldemort, of course) And obviously, the point of a book isn’t for the audience to turn out like the villain. Did you turn out like the Volturi when you read Twilight? Probably not. And referring back to to the second point, when a character that you are fond of is murdered, or even hurt in the slightest, you feel that pain as well. Am I the only one who was nearly curled up under their seat choking on their tears when Hermione was being tortured in the Deathly Hallows Part 1? I doubt I am.
British people, I apologize on behalf of Lizzie Bella. Why do you think British people are so horribly annoyed by us Americans? Actually, I’m not even American, I’m 100% Mexican, but I have lived in the U.S long enough to consider myself at least slightly American. And honestly, I personally find a lot of British stuff better than American stuff.
British slang is actually very easy to understand if you use the context. And actually the meaning of there slang is very obvious to everyone, except for Americans. (Unless you are obsessed with British things, like I am)
Oh isn’t it ironic that in this particular paragraph you use several cuss words, yet in your first point you argued that swearing was inappropriate? And I would recommend that you stop staying a bunch of stuff towards British people. And if anyone is talking funny, it’s Americans. I am assuming you know that ENGLISH originated in ENGLAND. We don’t speak American, sweetie. And it’s very likely that British people think your accent is funny, too, especially if you’re like me and say “y’all” and a bunch of other Texas-y sort of stuff. And they probably got British actors because THE BOOK ARE FRIGGIN’ BRITISH!! Making the connection yet? America may be the overwhelming media source on this planet, but Harry Potter is one of the many things that should not be Americanized.
It is extremely shallow of you to judge a book character on their appearance. They are all very unique, inside and out. And yes, Hermione is frizzy- haired and buck-toothed, but you’d have to be stupid to not be able to see all of the compassion and love that she has for people underneath. And if you are referring to the actors as being ugly, look up Tom Felton, Sean Biggerstaff, or Rupert Grint. I think that’ll change your mind. And the thing you mentioned about old men, WTF do you think happens to gay guys when they get old? Do you think they magically turn straight? ‘Cause they don’t.
And about the “unrealistic villains”, THEY ARE VILLAINS FROM A FANTASY BOOK! They don’t have to be realistic. And Voldemort is a FANTASTIC villain! He is very bi polar and unpredictable and that makes being in his presence (theoretically, of course) a lot more suspenseful.
Okay, I think I’m done now. I would really like to see you retaliate with some legit reasons as to why Twilight is better. And honestly, I don’t hate Twilight or people who like it. I think it’s lovely for people to be in love with a book series, because I can totally connect to it. And Harry Potter is a life changing series. I would be lost without the wonderful world that J.K. Rowling has created.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Props to you, you’re an amazing persuasive writer.
Ah, you pathetic thing.
Harry Potter is a legendary series who changed the world. It teaches us good morals. While Twilight? It teaches us to jump off a cliff just because our boyfriend left us. Funny, huh?
HP’s villains are in fact realistic. The Twilight villains are FAKE villains. They did nothing to stop Bella and Eddie-poo. Real villains DO torture for fun.
it’s time you grew up.
Wow, how dumb can this girl get?
Okay, I’ve got to say one thing. I’m not going to go into a full rant about how invalid your point is, but I am going to say this: If you want to at least appeal to people other than your 11 year old texting-crazed friends, I suggest you use proper grammar.
Stop, you’re gonna take the “life” out of someone, and you’re not saying it right, it’s Twilight kinda sucks. you know that you and the twilight fans dont know how to write.
you know it does’nt matter though Britain lost WW2, you know the second biggest empire ever was Britain.
What in “Oblivion” is the problem, you swear pretty often in this garbedge, and then you say theres too much swearin’ (theres only one swear in Harry Potter, and you swear pretty often there) What in ‘Oblivion’ are you thinking? You defenatly dont know what swearing is! (oblivion is the same as hell in the elder scrolls) so next time you say anything you should watch what the heck you say.
er, this is a joke. right? has to be. no one is really that stupid. not even here in ‘Merica!
First of all, this article is not convincing at all due to its many spelling errors. Second of all many of your statements are invalid.. For example: “4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff.” This is an OPINION, it is NOT a fact. I’m American and I like Harry Potter. Just because where something comes from does not affect at all how good it is. All TWILIGHT is about is a story of some odd sparkly vampire (Who somehow is able to stay out in the sun..) who stalks some idiot girl. In Twilight the werewolves are not right EITHER! In the Twilight book, they are just shape shifters. In Harry Potter, werewolves are presented correctly, not as everyday people who can transform into a wolf whenever they want. THAT’S AN ANIMAGUS! If Harry ever fought Sparkly Vampire Boy, I think almost ALL of us know who would win..
PATHETICALLY DIMWITTED. Enough said.
wot you wrote is bloody barley an bollocks!!! AN I’m not even british!! Yor review of things fucking suck nuts!!!! One, Harry is pretty hot for a guy who wears glasses, Two, Dumbledore is fucking awesome even if he is gay and hey! wots wrong with being gay?? hell! Twilight is fucking gay! Three, You’re comparing a story that actually connects into a plot to a fucking soap op! Are you shiting me??! Plus, introducing sex to 10 year olds you fucking idiot! Sure, Harry Potter has violence but he’s on a quest to kill one sick bastard um kay? Anyways, thanks for the shitty review best nookie.
where the hell did my comment go??!!!!
I just love how there is an advert to improve your brain age etc.! Also British are not as bad as you think!! We invented the English language! :Px
To be honest I kind of like both Twilight and Harry Potter but, you are just plain wrong. While it is wrong of the Harry Potter fan to complain about Twilight (If you don’t like it don’t read it and if you haven’t read it shut up) you are wrong for the exact same reason. On that note people can control what they’re children read. I mean if one can’t monitor what they’re child is doing they have alot more problems than Harry Potter. Plus, HAVE YOU READ NEW MOON?! Talk about torture and killing for fun, and those weren’t even the real villans. On to the movie comment, when I said I like twilight I meant the book the movie sucks (no pun intended). By that I mean the actress who played Bella was horrible, as were most of them. Also, while I know the awkward pauses in the movie are for effect but they were over done. Overall, the movies were disappointing. Reason number four is invalid and I’m not addressing it, fyi, wrong war. Reason five is also rather wonky but reasonable enough to merit a reply, if you are reading at a third grade level you should have some skill in reading comprehension, if you do you can probably understand the slang. As for reason six, the movies are never as good as the books but that considered the movies are pretty good, and Hogwarts is a British school kind of calls for British actors. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder everyone can’t adhere to whatever cookie-cutter idea of beauty you have. Oh yeah and you’re a bit of a homophobe aren’t you? Age and love have nothing to do with each other, I mean except for pedophilia (which kind of doesn’t apply in Twilight considering the immortality). Onward to torture look up serial killers on the internet or even our very own US government and torture it promises to be an interesting read. Finally, you like Harry Potter, I could tell by your picking favorite charactors and your depth into the series, for this I’m calling you out as a troll, you likely own all of the books and movies. If you’re still reading this I’m surprised I expected Twilight and Harry Potter fans alike to mentally hang up on me as soon as I admitted to liking both.
P.S. It is rude to go on whining about how you don’t like something, if you feel the need to, go somewhere that you know everyone agrees with you. Different strokes for different folks. One more thing internet bulling, or any kind is wrong whats wrong with you, most of you. If someone is depressed over what you said about them and kills themselves you are a murderer. Try not to do that, you two Lizzy.
Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease,
Lee Lee
HA,HA,HA.You are the most retarded c$n# that it has ever been born. You know nothing about history, nor about the world classic that is Harry potter. Harry potter teaches kids real life lessons while twilight teaches kids how to want to hump a wolf, become suicidal and only care about looks. Not only are you insulting a major county, hilt also a large part of society (ginger’s). You make all Americans look bad. I lost a lot of faith in humanity reading your retarded little list and you made me borderline homicidal. I hope you die a painful, slow death and forever burn in hell
Shut up, filthy mudblood!
no offence but your points are stupid
bella’s body was mutilated in twilight by james didn’t bother to watch or read after twilight but i’m sure there is more crap
1: you said swear words..uhhh correct me if i am wrong ther is sex in breaking dawn right?
2: its meaningful violence i mean the shit violence in twilight where they look at each other and make barfing noises….so yeah twishit sucks ^_^
3: torture yeah like watching a porno is soo much fun
4 and 5: Darling just because you have crap english doesn’t mean us brits have as equal an atrocious language as you and since when did books have anything to do with war?! but since you put up that way uhh you were part of our colony for like what a century? and even if you defeated us in world war uhh you never conquered us so sorry to pop your fantasy bubble
6: Love, just because hp characters don’t look like drug addicts with sparkly glitter on them doesn’t make them ugly just makes you blind
7: the villains aren’t pointless love sick dudes trying to avenge death they potray true villains not crack-heads. The exact amount of cruelty and ruthlesness can only be found in hp villains
Piece of advise just shut the hell up 🙂
Total Epic Fail. 1. Yes, and the older siblings and older people at school say NOTHING bad, and DEFINITELY not the internet!
2.Death is natural! You’ve read too much about creepy immortal people that you’ve been IGNORANT about death. People die all the time, LIVE WITH IT.
3.It’s saying, the BAD guys kill people, so GOOD people don’t. Good role models. And, see above.
4. One word. Stereotypical.
5.In the American version, it doesn’t have AS MUCH slang, but even 2nd graders could figure out the remaining slang.
6.British people make everything better, and it’s not our fault that you can’t understand ENGLISH.
7. Appearances mean NOTHING, and Twilight sucks because of the LACK of gingers. Seriously, you really can’t find another insult, so you had to result to LOOKS? Pathetic.
8.Yes, serial killers are SO considerate. And yes, a serial killer kills people for fun, and there are more of those out there than VAMPIRES.
Reasons why Twilight Sucks
1. Inappropriate for kids.
2. RUINING the image of Vampires for EVERYONE.
3. Vampires DON’T sparkle.
4. The romance is incredible…ly inappropriate
Book One- Page 92- They meet.
5 Books and 689 pages later- They kiss
Book One, Page 22- They meet
260 pages later- they kiss
THE END!
U have just proved that educated people read Harry potter! I mean seriously britian was our ally in ww2 we fought against German maybe instead of rotting ur brain hy reading twilight go to friggin school gosh people like u make me worry about ourfuture
Start using your brain!!!
1. Villains have to be bad people and they have to be a “bit” crazy If they are not crazy they are not Villains.
2. UK did not fought against US during WW2 they were alias.
3. You think HP is violent , but when Edward is fighting against James he shreds James body into pieces and burn’s him.
5. Two words : “Sparkling Vampires”
I think twilight is stupid , I read it only because my girlfriend showed me the movie and it was horrible and someone said that book is better so i read (it wasn’t better).
What is wrong with America. What is wrong with America. (I’m an American, so trust me, I can talk about this).
You are:
1. Ignorant
2. Xenophobic
3. Racist
4. Homophobic
5. the most annoying piece of crap I have ever seen.
Stephanie Meyer’s books are her fantasy about having sex with a marble statue. And then turning into one. 😐
please die, do us all a favor and just die
My dad is a therapist I could set up an appointment with him for you, talk some things over you know? because you have an EXTREMELY serious problem if you think Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
you racist little……….filthy muggle!
You do know you are so messed up right? i mean you didnt even check your facts right before posting them over here…i just pity you….
how much do you wanna bet that lizziebella will get pregnant by the age of 19
ok comments for each section
1)really your banging on hp about cussing when you just said fu**ing in this post about 10 times ??????
2)ok she had people die like remus and tonks to show that kids loose there parents in war and show that it hapens people die and theres notting we can do about it
3) because there villins you idiot!!!! jk rowling is showing that there are bad people and that we can use friend ship to get thorugh it!
4)really?????????!!!!!!!! your really saying british stuff is not as good as american stuff?!?!!?!? why dont you learn more cuz robert patison is british so ur banging on him and btw they are talking normaly! stupid!
5) u know im just to shoked that ur this dumb 1 to think that twilit is better when it looks like its been written by a 5 year old im sorry but ur just so dumb to think that we potterheads will come to geather and well see who has more fans and btw old people cant be gay wowwwwwww just thats realy rude! cuz hes been gay since he was young and you think they can just fad out of it or somthing then your stupid! but anyway just wanted to say that ur really stupid and dumb and that whole post ur made was and epic fail and every book ever writen even the one shara pailen wrote will be better then twilit
I agree with everything you said, but please, say it in decent, well typed English, otherwise it destroys the credibility of your arguement.
Listen up well you foolish, stupid, rascist, stereotypical american teenager. Harry Potter is one of the worlds most well known reads of all time and you think it is some how opressing Twilight? No because Twilight is for girls who are still going through puberty while Harry Potter is a novel so well written that anyone can read it. What you are saying is that it is unrealistic. First of all how do you believe that Sorcery is unrealistic but Vampires and Werewolves isn’t? I think you should go read the Harry Potter books and then rethink your life, YOU ‘LOVE’ TWILIGHT! Then go and learn how to make friends.
-Peace Out-
Sharu.J
oh.my.god. was this written by the stupidest, dumbet most twistupid moron in the world or what! i mean how stupid can you get. harry potter is not depressing, it’s realistic. if harry potter were to really happen (which i doubt since i’m christian but still LOVE harry potter) people would be tourtured and killed for fun and bad guys are supposed to be bad. the people in twilight aren’t bad. the voulturi don’t kill people and they sure as hell don’t scare people. twilight is the stupid one and it’s depressing. this girl should check out ‘if twilight was 10 times shorter and 100 times more honest’ it’s soooo much better then the original waste of paper that is twilight. and just because people are british doesn’t mean things are stupider than american and just because things are american most definetly does not mean they are better than everything else. i’m autralian and i personally think Australia is the best place on earth(natrually.) i thin peeple are more free, there are no terrorist attacks, no wars, and people are genrelly just less fat no offence, i like american movies and 2 out of my three top places to visit are in america or are american countries (1.great barrier reef 2. hawaii 3. california) but British doesn’t mean things are stupid.and the swearing s real to. i mean yeah ron says bloody hell but thaat’s hardly swearing, how sensitive can you ge, and yeah mrs Weasley called belletrix lestrange a bitch but i wold be pretty pissed to if my son and friends had just been murdered. twilight is just a pethetic excuse for litriture and the writer is lie an overdramatic self centred girl with the mindset of a annoyed 12 year old.
Wow so many things wrong with this. Your a racist saying that america is better than any other country! Were in debt to china, btw, and in ww2 Britain was on our side. voldemort does wait until the end of the school year to fight the good guys and you spelled seriously siriuslly, which harry potter fans do so i am thinking ur just doing this so u can get famouse from other peoples hate. maybe im wrong. jk rowling puts death in her books because death is what happens and its sad but loved ones will never really leave. and speaking of death bella go’s all suicidal and crazy because edward breaks up with her for her safety, yeah thats an AMAZING role model for kids. I wish you would stop insulting things you have not even read/watched/researched. you just sound stupid. thank you.
P.S twilight has teen pregnancy which is worse for kids than a few bad words
P.P.S im british and to me that is offending.
Just a few things. Learn to spell. Read a history book, America fought alongside England in WW, which started in 1939 and the Americans came into it in 1941 after the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbour.
Also, Death is natural. Ever had a pet or family member die? I have, and it hurts, but reading books where good and bad characters die or hell, just any characters teaches children that nothing and nobody lives forever – You have no idea how much reading Harry Potter helped me cope with my pets deaths, especially in book 7 when a beloved pet of Harry’s dies.
And Funny accents? Pfft. I can understand many accents. Accents are not little annoyances that American imperialism has to stamp out.
1. They have those “funny” accents because its set in Britain – not everyone speaks like an American because we are all different.
2. Death is a part of life. Deal with it.
3. A few swear words? Really? Children can hear a lot worse in other places than Harry Potter, and its not like its done all the time.
4. For those of us who grew up reading Harry, by the time we got to book 7 we were old enough to hear/read those words. If you took out every objectionable thing in books, then that’s censorship and there’d be little left to read.
RIGHT, LETS GET THIS SORTED, BRITISH PEOPLE ARE NOT 2ND CLASS TO AMERICANS AND BULLSHIT YOU CANT UNDERSTAND OUR ACCENTS, ITS PROBABLLY BECAUSE YOUR A DUMBASS LITTLE GIRL, J.K HAS GOT MORE TALENT IN HER LITTLE FINGER THAN 10000000000 MEYERS! DONT YOU EVER FUCKING TAKE THE PISS OUTTA BRITISH PEOPLE AND WE FOUGHT IN WW2 ALONG SIDE YOU AND WON ALTHOUGH YOU DIDNT COME IN UNTILL LATER SO TAKE A FUCKING HISTORY LESSON YOU STUPID HILBILLY WANKER!
Funniest thing I have heard in a while. She’s trolling, and you guys are mad. She wins.
I just… I can’t believe that people are seriously this stupid. People always make fun if twihards because they say they’re dumb but…I seriously underestimated the level of their mental deficiency. I am a die hard potter head, but I have read twilight. That’s why I’m allowed to say it was awful. I gave it the chance to prove it’s reviews wrong, and it failed. You obviously have never read the true beauty that is Harry Potter. You haven’t been exposed to the true magic of it all. I’m sorry for your loss. Loss of of an entire world that brings happiness to people of all ages and fans that come from every continent on the planet. But I doubt you even know what a continent is. I’m American and it’s people like you that make me embarrassed to say so. You’re so called reasons are so idiotic that I can’t even take them seriously. This made me laugh. It should make all potter heads laugh. They should laugh at your stupid rants and be comforted by the fact that we will stand strong and will always be the superior fandom. In Potter we trust. ~*{side note- I really hope you’re 7 or something because im only 13 and what you wrote is far below the intellectual level of a 1st grader.}*~
okay the thing about dumbledore being gay just annoyed the shit out of me..”old people cant be gay” i seriously think you have mental issues haha!! what do you think young gay people just stop being gay when they are old?! hahahahahaha!!! omr please do go see a doctor 🙂
1. Have you ever walked out your front door? People swear. You swore. I’m thinking you might have slipped and said sometime in front of a little kid. In a lot of PG movies there is usually a swear word. Sometimes more.
2. Death IS natural. Everyone will die. If you try telling a little kid that their pet hamster is never going to die, then what will you do when it does die. Every day someone gets murdered. I’m not saying that it’s good, but it happens. In twilight (I don’t ever capitolize the t in twilight because it is not worty to be capitolized), innocent bystanders get killed. In HP, people are fighting for a good cause. In wars, people die. Go online or in your history book to find the number of people that die in a war. The Harry Potter seires is a story of a war. Even the first book is about the war. Kids learn about war in school. They know people die in a war. Yes, it’s sad, but it does happen.
3. Again part of war. They torture to get information, not for fun. Voldemort might be enjoying himslef, but thats the point of killing him. If he wasn’t evil, their wouldn’t be HP. I haven’t read twilight (because I got bored half-way through the first book and quit), but I’m sure there is a bad guy and a good guy, and without the bad guy, there would be no story.
4. The British fought WITH us in WW2. Not against us. There are plenty of good things from Britain. The Chronicles of Narnia and The Lord of the Rings were both by British authors. Your being very racist and rude. If it wasn’t for Britain making colonies in America, then YOU could be living in Britain.
5. I’m sorry if you are so used to slang that you can’t understand proper grammar.
6. They are talking right. The story is based in Britain. Therfore they have British accents. I’m sorry if you don’t know what a British accent is. I think they sound beautiful. I want a British accent.
7. Not everyone is beautiful. They are meant to be misfits. J.K. Rowling had said that she thought the actors and actresses are more beautiful than she had orignally imagined them. She didn’t want them to be beautiful. I’m sorry if your so used to thinking everyone should look stunning that you can’t find the beauty inside of them. (Also listen to the song “Beauty” by Starkid). Dumbledore is an old man. A lot of old men have beards and mustaces. Dumbledore wears a robe, not a dress. Religious leaders of today wear robes.
8. Yes, villains are evil. What about the bad guys in twilight? Again, it’s war. It’s not for fun. It’s for information or trying to get someone to do something. War is a real thing. If you want to see torture for fun, watch Criminal Minds.
So, next time you even think about writing another thing like this, be sure to check your facts, grammar, and try not to be so racist. Also, go outside and learn a little about the real world. Try watching the news. Even if it’s not on the news, multiple people are murdered every day. All in all, learn a lttle before assuming anything. Currently, North America and Britain are great friends. Not too long ago, we got to watch the Royal Wedding.
Are you mental ok I’ve never really liked twilight that much but I’ve never said it’s stupid unlike some of the people I know and respect very much but you just made everything that made me tolerate twilight go out the window what’s wrong with you? In ww2 Britan and America were allies. Second of all I once attempted to read twilight (worst mistake of my life) and it was torture I mean it couldve only been twenty pages if Stephanie Myer didn’t drone on and on about pointless things. Third Bella is an idiot for loving someone who stalks her and died like a hundred years ago or whatever, also what do you think of twilight after someone informs you of this namely me: remove the love from twilight… It’s about a girl named Bella who moves to a town and gets stalked by a vampire remove the love from Harry potter it’s about a brilliant boy who battles evil forces and defeats them everytime. Yes there is death in it but life can’t be all happy rainbows can it? Jk Rowling made it so that Harry potter is realistic in the sense that it’s what life is like instead of saying everyone survives a huge war she says there were some casualties which obviously helps the book seem real (sorry if I’m repeating myself) by the way you need to fix up your grammar skills and stop hating on Britan they have awesome as accents and have astonishingly less slang then Americans and who are you to say I’m not trying to brag its not like you own the country and also who are you to say that America is better just because its your country dosnt mean you can be like that and OFFEND A COUNTRY! Really get your facts straight I mean I could say that australia is better ecause we have vegemite (I am australian and vegemite is delicious) but it dosnt mean it’s true yes your country is powerful and yes it may have a lot of stars coming from there but it dosnt mean it’s better and since when did this become a fight about accents and countries plus American accents are WAY harder to understand than british accents. (im probably repeating myself again) ok so I’ll stop this rant here so that I don’t sound like I care about twilight
Racist, much? Not to mention so immature, narrow-minded and petty that’s it hilarious XD
ur just offensive, racist, mean and rude urself
how would u feel if someone said u looked ugly cannot understand ur accent and that u have too many spelling errors?
and if u can say all these things about hp y not we say the same to twilight
it is a fictional story as anyone would know so it is not nessesary to be used as a teaching tool
and if u can say that many bad comments about harry potter anyone can think of the same amount to back our side up
none of this would be necessary if wasnt for u who started all of this stupid stuff
and to anyone who bothers reading my comment i hope u agree with me because i am only trying to be fair
anyone can like or dislike anything and u dont have to make such a big thing about why harry potter sucks
anyone agree??
Miss LizzieBella, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone on this webpage is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Lololol that comment!!!!!! Billy maddison 🙂
“Twilight? pfft! can’t hear you over the sound of our theme park!” – Tessa (Shit potterhead says)
this made me laugh so hard for so long because you are so dumb! you are hating on HARRY POTTER for swearing, so you cover up measly words like hell and bitch, when in the next sentance you swear your face off and dont cover that up. good lord child. also, dumbledore is not gay, i dont know where you got that, but even if he was made to be gay it wouldnt ruin the story, not at all. Also, dear child for god sakes when your making an argument you have to atleast make it beleiveable. In case you havnt realized VILLANS torchure people, the dang volturi did, they drink peoples-CHILDRENS-blood for god sake. If your going to rip on the viillans in harry potter at least have the smart way of not compareing them to twilight because in the sence of evil they are not diffrent.
also i would like to noteify you of stephine myers view points of harry potter. She has says in coutless interviews when asked about harry potter “gets some of my ideas form j.k Rowlings books because they are so brillent”
as for dumbledore having a beard, charlie has a beard.
i LOVE twilight, but in no way does it compare to harry potter, and in this article your only embarresing yourself.
nuff’ said
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
omg wow this is priceless.
not sure what your problem is but im suggesting therapy.
Are you an idiot? Wait no question you ARE and idiot, oh yeah and it has swear words that’s sooo inappropriate, excuse me but I saw like a billion swear words n there (not literally but there were tonnes), and wasn’t it Twilight that has s** in it? Your arguments are so wrong it’s not even funny, okay so I would say more but I don’t really want to waste anymore of my time…
You are an embarrassment to the United States and humanity!
Oh my god, this is the worst thing I have ever read. I am not British though I am a huge Potterhead and I don’t go writing a crappy piece of writing aboyut why I hate Twilight. And there are so many things wrong with this. Siriusly,(Pun intended) look over what you wrote, apologize then delete it okay. Your arguements are the worst.
1. Bloody and hell aren’t bad words. They’re considered bad words by idiots like you. And yes, Molly swore she was angry Bellatrix almost killed her daughter and even though that is bad at least Harry Potter doesn’t have sex and birth scenes which is WAY more innapropriate then ONE freakin’ cuss word. And you swore in your arguement which is making you a hypocrite.
2.Good people die each day in the real world! Those characters sacrificed themselves to save other people and they were in a war and in war people die. Deal with it. I cried when they died but they had to and look Robert Pattinson openly stated he rather be would be Cedric Diggory which was in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire than Edward Cullen.
3.VOLDEMORT HAS A BACK STORY AND THEY ARE EVIL YOU IDIOT. AND BELLA IS DEPRESSED HALF OF THE TIME ALMOST COMMITING SUICIDE OVER A GUY.
4.You just insulted Britain and CANADA! Half of the English T.V shows and movies are better than American ones. For example, take Doctor Who and a disney show such as…. A.N.T Farm. For A.N.T Farm and other disney shows the plot is just way too predictable. Like there is a pretty girl a guy falls for her and they are best friends and at the end they get together, where as Doctor Who who knows what will happen it can be predictable AT TIMES. America is not the top country they steal and take advantage from other countries. GET YOUR HISTORY FAQCTS RIGHT, I’M TEN AND I KNOW THAT BRITAIN WAS ON AMERICA’S SIDE IN WW2! And a lot of American singers and actors stink and I know a bunch of British actors and singers that are much better than what you listen to. And Harry Potter is much more well-written than Twilight.
5.You don’t need a slang dictionary your idiotic mind just can’t process words.
6.THEY ARE NOT FUNNY ACCENTS YOU’VE INSULTED ENGLAND AND ANYBODY THAT HAS AN ACCENNT DIFFERENT FROM THE AMERICANS AND CANADIANS AND AGAIN YOU JUST CAN’T PROCESS IT I DON’T NEED SUBTITLES I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY FINE AND I’M 10. AND THEY DIDN’T GET WEIRDOS!
6.THE CHARACTERS AREN’T UGLY. NOBODY IN THIS WORLD IS UGLY, THAT IS JUST MEAN. EMMA WATSON(HERMIONE GRANGER) WAS SO CUTE AS A KID AND NOW SHE IS FREAKIN’ BEAUTIFUL SO IS EVANNA LYNCH(LUNA LOVEGOOD) AND SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WEIRD. RUPERT GRINT9RON WEASLEY0 IS CUTE TOO AND SO IS HARRY(DANIEL).
7.They are robes and you just insulted everyone in this world that has a beard, mustache and that wears robes they are not dresses they are robes.
8.The volturi stink for many reasons. The deatheaters are much better., again for many reasons.
You know you’ve inspired me to write about this stupid thing and why Twilight sucks and Harry Potter is better with DECENT REASONS SO LOOK AROUND FOR THAT CAUSE I WILL MAKE ONE. I hope you die not so sincerely, Hiba
P.S My spelling will be better in that than this cause this was just a comment and spelling, capitalization is something you should work on. And proper terms. Bye.
And the Twilight plot is basically “You can’t live without a boyfriend” which is a bad example and Stephenie Meyers should’ve listen to Dumbledire “It does not do to dwell on dreams” and Stephenie Meyer said that the idea of Twilight came to her in a dream
Look, you little piece of crap, Harry Potter is awesome and if you are too stupid to see that then you should go die in a hole, or better yet I can Avada Kedavra you or before that I can Crucio you because that’s what a real villain would do.
P.S VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE. GET YOUR FACTS STUPID MEYER.
I could say the same stuff about America! When i read your books or watch your films I can’t understand the ENGLISH you use half the time! And Harry potter is so much better than Twilight, that load of rubbish is about a 100 year old virgin perve and his desprate girlfriend!
I was going to be nice and polite while I correct you but you managed to insult both me personally as well as millions of other people (kudos on that by the way that’s quite an accomplishment) so I’m not going to censor myself.
1. Bloody is not a swear word and neither is Hell. If it’s in the Bible it’s not a swear word. (If you want to quote South Park for that incredibly racist comment than I can quote Simpsons.) More and more these days people are swearing in public. Kids are much more likely to hear more graphic swear words in public then in the Harry Potter books.
2. Death is natural, children who are able to read and understand the Harry Potter series know this. Also it’s a war there are casualties in wars both on the side of good and bad. Plus the word is kids not kinds, dumbass. You read/see the characters grieving for their loss so your point is moot.
3. Villains do bad things and they get punished if you remember there is a prison in the Harry Potter series to deal with those kinds of people. Crime and punishment. Bellatrix and he who shall not be named do not “get turned on” by it you moron! You want to talk “WAY 2 DARK” what about Edward giving Bella a cesarean with his TEETH!!
4. Where do you get off insulting Britain and its people like that? America is not the top country in the world that’s China. Again America is not the most advanced and powerful country in the world that’s China. (Sensing a pattern yet?) Logic? What logic? Please tell me, explaine your logic to me I would genuinely like to know. In my opinion America has more problems so by your hillbilly logic America is the worst country in the world. If you think Britain is bad that America must be hell on earth. Britain fought with us not against us. There I answered your question.
5. It’s comfusing? Fine if Harry Potter is comfusing than twilight is retardidactyl. (like that it’s a cross between retarded and pterodactyl) If you can make up words so can I. Learn to fucking spell right you dumb bitch. We use slang they don’t understand so it pretty much evens out in the end. If you read the context the word is used in it’s pretty easy to figure out but alas you have to have a
double digit IQ or higher to understand. (If you didn’t get that I was calling you stupid.)
6. The movies are based on the books, where were the books written? There you go. They are talking normally you just have to have an IQ higher than a single digit to understand their accent. (Same joke I know but I think it truly emphasizes how stupid you are ie. movies not movyes.)
7. They are not ugly. Who are you to comment on someone’s beauty. You want to know the real ugly thing? It’s your soul, your soul is ugly. How dare you say something so racist? Fine if you can quote South Park I can to. I hope when army of gingers kidnap you in your sleep and throw you in a kid of boiling hot lava. The actors are not ugly your taste in beauty is limited specifically to sparkling marble statues. Dumbledore is the wisest character ever created. He’s not gay you dumb whore. That’s a robe not a dress you stupid motherfucker. Being gay is not creepy. Old people love too you stupid homophobe.
8. Villains kill and torture people your precious Volturi killed the tourists and drank their blood. Jane tortures people with her freaky mind power in both New Moon and Eclipse. He who shall not be named attacked during school as well as acquiring power during that time when he thought he was ready he attacked.
Face it your “reasons” as you put it have been successfully countered time and time again by countless people. We win. Harry Potter wins. You suck. Twilight sucks. Get over it you stupid little cunt.
By the way you sound like a third generation inbred hillbilly.
You are:
1) Awesome troll (in that case I bow to you)
2) Retard (in that case, die)
ok, im going to down your list 1 by 1. Ok argument number 1: WAY TO MUCH SWEARING!?!? Siriusly? you say f******g in your post here and you think we are going to take you siriusly because you say too much swearing when you are putting words like that into your posts. 2. Way to many people die? Even good guys? Ok, people ‘die’ in twilight too, and also, good people die in Harry Potter to show something. Tonk and Lupin were killed off to represent parents that have been killed in war. AND THAT PEOPLE DIEING ARE NOT OK OR NATURAL?!?! Ok, i would like to see you go up to a kid, who’s grandparents that have just died and go, dont worry, its not natural, they were not supposed to die, go on, see how they would react. 3. Honestly, i like this point, it shows you have read the books, and a least have a basic knowledge of the plotline, but this with voldemort and bellatrix just show that there are dark people out there, and J.K.R is not just pulling the wool over people’s eyes. 4. HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!! You have no right to say anything like that and you have hurt alot of people (including myself) in saying that. It is only because you have been brought up in america and are too ignorant to realise what you are actually saying. I feel really possionatly about this. I am not british, nor am i american, i am australian. I have been to both britian and america to see that they are both countries for heavens sake!!! They are both the same, and while i am on that subject 5/6. again, im not british but i am smart enough to understand harry potter, and in the movies, even though they are filmed with an american crew, they used british/english actors, hence the accents which you can supposedly ‘not understand’. 7. Ok, in the books, yes, Hermione is fizzy haired and buck-toothed. However, in the movies, she is very beautiful with her haired curled by proffetionals. Luna is my hero in this series. She doesn’t care if she is different, in fact she likes it! And honestly, behind the character, she also is very pretty! Ok, onto Ron, so what if he is red-headed?!?! He is very cute in the first couple of movies, in the middle he is a bit teenage-y with not very nice hair, but towards the end he becomes very hot, and have you even seen tom felton (guy who plays draco)!?!?! Well, if you havent, i suggest you search just his name into google images, and then say that harry potter characters are not ‘nice looking’. Also, you are a ‘potterhead’ underneath all that ‘twihard’ because you say ‘siriusly’ and not ‘seriously’. Sirius Black is a character in Harry Potter, and all of us say ‘sirius’ and ‘siriusly’ instead of ‘serious’ and ‘seriously’. Dumbledore is not creepy! He is one of the most riviting character (other than serverus snape) in harry potter. The beard, nor the mustache makes him look creepy. And, if you had just read the book, you would’ve never of guessed he was gay! J.K.R just said that once and everyone was shocked! And what is this about old people not supposed to be gay? So what? When gay people turn 50, they have to go and get euthanised? Thats just wrong, and sick is you think that. Also, dumbledore does not wear dresses! He wear robes, as does, ron, hermione, and even harry, if you have bothered to realise that without you being so ignorant. 8. Ok if you had actually read the TWILIGHT series, you would know that the volturi are the good guys! James, Laruent and Victoria are the bad guys in the series. However, people do torture and kill people in real life! Voldemort and the death eaters dont go round and just push fear into everybody’s life! They have to act! And its not as if these books say how gruesomly they were tortured! If you want to read something like that read the ‘Girl with the dragon tatoo’ series. That is a great series and i strongly encourage you to read it before you say that harry potter is to digustinly ACCURATE ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN LIFE!!!
Ok, thats my rant over, i know no-one will probably read this. But it just made me feel better writing this. Im a potterhead through and through, i admin a hp page on facebook, im on pottermore, im in ravenclaw. I have also read the twilight series, so i am one of the few people who can really say all these things. Im not going off about people who have written a comment without reading both series, im just saying. Adios!!!
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Firstly fine have your opinions, but in WW2 America was allied with Britain, just was up on D-Day and how thousands of American soldiers sailed to Britain and trained for 6 moths! Secondly Harry Potter had sold almost 200 milliIon copies and is translated into 200+ languages! As is now as a franchise worth 6 billion dollars! The films were all made in Britain an that’s what makes ye British do proud of it! Sorry if you don’t like this but Harry potter is worth double of Twilight! An there is a reason for that! JK Rowling receives something like 20,000 fan letters every week even though the films ended almost a year ago! Get over yourself and grow up! HP LOVE 🙂 ❤
You know what’s especially sad about all of this?
1) While people have made this point already, I’d like to make it again: Yes, believe it or not, Robert Pattinson aka Edward is indeed British.
2) Since we’re on this topic, Carlisle is also British. Not the actor, but the actual character is from Britain. However, he later moved to America. In insulting Britain as a whole, I believe you’ve just insulted some of Twilight’s characters too. “Carlisle Cullen, born 1640 in London, England.” This information can be found on the Twilight Saga wiki page.
3) By acting like this, you are giving Twilight a bad name. I actually sort of enjoyed reading the series; it’s not as badly written as people like to make it out to be. Stephenie Meyers, while maybe not the best author in the existence of the universe (who is?), can be considered part of that “Good Writers” group. Take, for instance, The Host. So basically what I’m saying is, please don’t ruin it for those that enjoy both Harry Potter and Twilight.
4) Stephenie Meyers, from what can gleaned from interviews and whatnot, seems like a genuinely friendly person. I don’t think that she, who respects J.K Rowling, would like it very much to know that her fans are being so cruel.
It’s fine to have differing opinions, but it’s not okay to denounce others while you’re at it. I hope you will carefully consider these points.
This is the most idiotic drivel I’ve ever had the misfortune to read. It’s insulting and it’s a load of crap!!
i don’t want to live on this planet anymore…
your an idiot. who likes twilight over harry potter. if you took time to read all the books(i just finished today at 5:59 possibly) you would see why people are needed to be killed. people die wars especially wizarding wars and the characters are realistic in the sense of a fantasy world. jk rowling depicts perfectly how an evil wizard would become consumed in his path to be have ultimate power and conquer death just like bellatrix. and bloody hell is always said anywhere you go!!!! just hell well, but bloody adds humor to it! of course i don’t agree with feeds death but every other is okay. at least jk had the sense to make it realistic unlike stephanie meyer who keeps it a happy story. and some parts you don’t understand might be due to your lack of wizard terminology because i used to not be able to understand it and after i learned more and more about characters and wizard terms i knew that it wasn’t an accent problem!! and why are you racist with america being better than britain!!!!! you might be saddened to know that your beloved edward from twilight was actually in harry potter and the goblet of fire, and harry potter and the order of the phoenix as cedric diggory. and the molly weasley curse was the ONLY time she ever cursed in the whole entire series!!!! and its not to violent!!! they don’t use guns or any dangerous weapons exept wands and rarely use muggle fighting. unlike twilight. and its a wizarding war that was coming up and they had to fight. if you have a problem with violence then go to the mental clinic with padded rooms!!!! and the characters aren’t ugly! they’re real people not just the beautiful actresses put in twilight and emma watson and evanna lynch are gorgeous and daniel radcliffe is handsome and so is rupert grint but he is a bit unhandsome but still he is handsome. and what is wrong with dumbledore being gay. he is a greater person then you’ll ever be! and what if someone is gay. do you have a problem with that??!?!? because i don’t believe that you have NOTHING against gay people. and dumbledore never tried anything weird like muggles in the real world because he is an, amazing, brave, brilliant,talented and many more things,man. you should read harry potter before you start hating on them. at least i admit stephanie meyer has some writing skill but jk rowling is infinitely better than her!
one word bitchh isn’t that bad and bloody hell is not swearing you are ridiculously illiterate.
I JUST WANT TO KILOL YOU!
READ YOURSELF! WHAT YOU´RE WRITTING DON´T MAKE SENSE!
America is better than England?? WHAT HAVE YOU SAID? No one ´s better, they´re different!
And about the torture things, you can´t say that twilight has no vioelnce, they kill a lot of vampires and humans YOU´RE SO RETARDED
How stupid are you?
those “funny” accents are because the actors are English, you are the Epitome of idiot Twilight fans. i would understand if you didn’t know what ‘epitome’ means, because you seem convinced that America is the best country in the world. i had a University lecturer who is american. she had that view, and changed that view once she saw the rest of the world and what it had to offer. YOu wouldn’t have the USA if not for the English Empire, now known as the Commonwealth. even Homer Simpson from the Simpsons says that America isn’t as good as its brother Canada. the Vietnam war was known by the Vietnamese as the “American War’. you wouldn’t be so pig headed if Japan didn’t decide to blow up Pearl Harbour. Britain held off the Nazi’s push west forcing them to turn around and attack Russia, which bit them in the arse big time. The torture scenes in HP are there becuase the characters who do them are genuinely evil. Voldemort is inhuman, he has so little soul left that he has no mercy, he can’t see his faults, and that allows Harry to defeat him in the end. Harry, Ron and Hermione are great rolemodels. who cares about their looks? the reason why so many people die is because theres a bloody war going on. people die in war. The Death Eaters want to rule the world, and they aren’t afraid to get their hand dirty and kill millions of people to get there. Lucius is a real Human too, by the end he doesn’t want to fight anymore, he’s more concerned about his son. and harry even saves Draco. Because Draco doesn’t want to fight either. he was ordered to Kill the greatest wizard since Merlin and couldn’t do it. Instead Dumbledore ordered Snape to kill him. to snape knew what what would happen in the end and could have Dumbledores death on his concious. the Characters in Harry Potter are Flawed. thats what makes them believeable. take Harry and Ginny. it takes them years to get together and Harry ends it a few months later. Ginny doesn’t get depressed, sure she was beaten up about it, but she knew that it wouldn’t work while Voldemort is alive, she knew that the man she loved wouldn’t rest until either he or Voldemort is dead. and they get back together after the Final battle. JK leaves plot points unresolved until later in the series, most of which blew my mind when i read them the first time. His cloak that he gets in the first book is left unexplianed until the final book, where Harry discovers it belonged to a xizard named Ignotus Pevverel, his ancestor and one of the Creators of the Deathly Hallows, three of the most powerful artifacts in history, along with Sword of Godric Gryffindor. which Harry uses to kill a Basilisk when he was 12.
Omfg you stupid idiot. First of all
America is the most stupidest fattest country. England and Britain are so much smarter. When I went to America, my classmates asked me if I rode a kangaroo to school. They also asked me what part of America Australia was in. They have those”stupid accents” because they are from a different CoUnTRY you stupid loses. It is called culture it everyone talks with your weirdo American accent. Death IS natural, it’s unnatural that Bella always always survive. Dumbled ore is a WIZARD you fuktard. Her minor is beautiful google image her. She actually fights whereas all Bella does is lay down an let her stupid boyfriend do the work. Um, anti feminism much! Twilight is a good book. But Harry Potter is amazing and will last a lot longer then twilight. So go and learn about other countries you stupid American idiot with no brain. I cannot wait to see you fail miserably in the world if you ever travel you cunny funt
You are a fucking uneducated retard. I could make arguments for every single one of your points but frankly I don’t have time for that.
It’s fine that you think twilight is better but at least back it up with suitable evidence.
1. Death IS natural and that’s not what the books teach lmao.
2. You have contradicted yourself in almost every point you made e.g. Americans are better than Britons but Americans made the movies and you said they were crap?
Grow up and get a proper fucking education because your spelling and grammar is apalling.
PS It’s funny because she said ‘siriusly’
You are a fucking uneducated retard. I could make arguments for every single one of your points but frankly I don’t have time for that.
It’s fine that you think twilight is better but at least back it up with suitable evidence.
1. Death IS natural and that’s not what the books teach lmao.
2. You have contradicted yourself in almost every point you made e.g. Americans are better than Britons but Americans made the movies and you said they were crap?
Grow up and get a proper fucking education because your spelling and grammar is apalling.
PS It’s funny because she said ‘siriusly’
LOL you think America is better than Britain?
I’m sure the fact that you’re American makes you better than everyone else. I’m sure that your IQ (Judging by your spelling) is WAY over 50 points.
Seriously, bitch. Grow up. read a real book.
and btw the British fought with you in WW2 and saved your sorry ass 2 times.
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Bitch u fucking need a historical wake up call!!!!
1: WE DID NOT FIGHT AGAINST THE BRITISH IN WW2! WE WERE FUCKING ALLIES DUMB-ASS!!!!!!!!
2: u r stupider than fuck if u honestly think that the Brits r stupid! and America is the greatest country ever! we r the the in the top 5 for the fattest country, we r 14 trillion in debt, we stick our nose where its not supposed to be, our education is one of the lowest! China and Russia r higher then, RUSSIA WAS THE FIRST TO HAVE PUT A SATELLITE IN ORBIT! we r not as powerful as we think we r, we start all of the global recessions! and one more historical wake up call for u before i get on ur spelling and ur taste in a good book, ENGLAND PRACTICALLY OWNED THE FUCKING WORLD! WE CAME FROM ENGLAND, WE RULE ALMOST LIKE ENGLAND DID! WE ONLY LEFT FOR RELIGION, AND NOW THAT’S ALMOST GONE FROM US ANYWAY!!!!
3: GET SPELL CHECK!!!!
4: ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH! HE IS UGLIER THAN FUCK! I WOULD RATHER SCREW VOLDEMORT THAT HIM!
5: British people probably think the same thing about our accents as u do about theirs! HP was their franchise, that just so happened to leak over to America, Twilight unfortunately became global! and it leaked our stupidity! If u look in the background in New Moon when Bella and Jacob r driving to test the motorcycles THE TREES R GOING THE WRONG WAY!!! in AMERICAN movies there is always something that they think no one will notice is wrong! ALWAYS!
6: Dumbledore is not gay! Even if he was he would get so many more guys than u could ever! He was headmaster of Hogwarts! the traditional dress code was that he wears what he wore! U didint say anything about Snape! he wore a “dress”. and ur lil snipit at the end of that about nothing wrong w homosexuals, um, U JUST BASICALLY INSULTED THEM! so that’s invalid.
7: J.K. Rowling is a better writer than Stephine Myer can ever imagine to be! For easy and logical reasons:
A: She didnt make anyone sparkle!
B: um, she wrote 7 books that were realistic, Stephine made a Bella a whinny ass teenager, Ron, Hermione, and Harry only showed weakness when in pain.
C: Better humor!
D: Those are all the reasons i need!
8: First ur all against swearing and for the children, THEN U START DROPPING THE F-BOMB UR SELF! FAIL!
9: ya, people died, but THAT’S PEOPLE DO! we all die! maybe not by wizards, or magic, but of human causes, like Murder, car accidents, old age, cancer, etc.
10: Ur argument about Villains is invalid. Voldemort didn’t just do it for fun, he did it to express his power, Beatrix mostly did it for fun but also it was orders. And Half of the death eaters didnt want to be there, most of them were forced to be like Snape was because his mother was one and it in turn Voldemort made him become one, same w Draco. Humans are just as bad as Voldemort and his lil gang, we can kill just as much as they did, we destroy anything in our path.
So before u put online something as stupid as this why dont u first, LEARN HOW TO SPELL! Second, GET A BETTER ARGUMENT, Third, This whole thing was a waste of internet space, and my time, but i couldn’t resist not proving u wrong.
Ur whole argument was extremely invalid!
What the Bloody Hell is wrong with you? This is a total joke right? I’m sorry I coulden’t hear you well over Our Harry Potter Fan Base,Our Harry Potter Musical,And Our Harry Potter Theme Park… Just so you know Even Robert Pat’s thinks that Harry Potter is better. He said he would much rather play Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen. Harry Potter’s Movie movie 3(POA) Made over 90 million more than Twilight’s Most success ful movie. Harry Potter is about struggle and living through deaths,Twilight is about having a boyfriend. The whole Twilight series is unrelistic, So is Harry Potter! You DUNDER HEAD!!! I mean for gosh sakes, Harry Potter is about Wizards and Witches. Twilight Is about Vampires and Children of the moon (THERE NOT WEREWOLFS!!! IN THE BOOKS IT SPECIFICALLY SAID THEY WERE SHAPE SHIFTERS THAT CAME FROM THE PEOPLE OF THE EFFIN MOON!!!!! Ohh did I mention that I’m chinese,But I live in Michigan America? That I think america is wounderful,But Not the best? Ohh,and what are you an obsessed 13 year old?!! WTF!!!!!
Not sure if idiot… or just trolling. Let’s go with the idiot approach first, hm?
Okay sweetie, honestly, if you want to have people take you seriously you’re going to have to brush up on your grammar, spelling, and intelligence. Really. This will be too easy.
1) Yes. There is some very minor cussing in Harry Potter. And there is one- ONE- “proper” swear word. But really, in the modern world, do you think anyone with access to the internet is not going to be constantly exposed to those words and much, much more? Also, if we’re comparing this to Twilight, they have sex in the third book (I think, or was it the fourth?), so please don’t be a hypocrite. And another thing, you say ‘fucking’ about ten times in this post, so don’t go lecturing people over cursing.
2) Oh my god. People DIE? It’s not like this is always happening, every second, all over the world! Wow, good people die? Such is life, hun. Death IS okay and natural. Yes, it’s sad and can be terrible, but it’s a part of life. Everyone dies. Trust me, nobody really wants to live forever. Another thing, the deaths of the ‘good guys’ actually invoked emotion in people. I personally cried when some characters died. And in Twilight there is… sparkling vampires. Right, let’s find the literature here, shall we?
3) Well y’know, that’s because they’re VILLAINS. And villains do bad things, otherwise they wouldn’t be villains, correct? Also, you imply that they kill based on sexual urges, which is completely off the point. They kill people because they’re evil, and if anyone stands in their way they destroy them. And it is okay for people to read, trust me.
4) Right, now this is probably the least legitmate of your arguments, though none of them are really any good. Not only is it extremely racist, it’s really silly. Britain is like the ‘mother country’ of America. Also darling, it’s the American Revolution, so named because America scraped a win and earned freedom from England… over 300 years ago. (And note that I say all of these things as a resident of Ohio, US.) By your logic, anyone who we’ve fought a war against is evil? Okay then, let’s go isolate ourselves from Japan and Germany, too! Really, some people disgust me.
5) Look. Who’s. Talking. It’s harder to read your grammar than it is to read the most Briticized (making up words here whoo) version of anything there is. I bet you can’t give me ten examples of British slang that any INTELLIGENT person can’t easily understand. Also, if you’re that brain-deprived, you can go buy the American version of the books.
6) Ditto to the first line of ^ “should of gotten”? “movyes… able 2 understand”? I would suggest first you learn to “FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!” before you tell other people to. Also, technically, they’re not the ones with the funny accent, YOU ARE. English comes from England, get the resemblance sweetheart? Americans, after separating themselves from England, warped the language in their own way.
7) Yes, Hermione is a frizzy-haired dork. That is kind of the point of her character. And it’s clearly mentioned that, when she takes the time to straighten her hair and put on a dress, she’s actually quite gorgeous. Besides, apart from her frizzy-haired dorkiness, she’s really intelligent and helps the group out of so many problems. Yes, Luna is a weirdo and dresses like she’d colour-blind. That is, also, kind of the point of her character. However, she’s actually quite pretty, and her vapid expression is beautifully portrayed by the actress. Ignoring the fact that gingers don’t have “souns,” Ron is most definitely not ugly. And lastly, Harry is not really just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar [sic], he’s a hero with glasses and a freakish scar who’s saved the world many times.
Beards and mustaches are creepy? Gee, why don’t you tell that to Gandalf, Merlin, and every other old wizard? Actually, why don’t you tell that to 3/4 of the male population? I’m sure they’d LOVE to hear it. Sweetie he wears a robe, not a dress, different thing altogether. Also, are people just suposed to stop being gay when they get older? “Oh, I’m fifty, better turn heterosexual now.” Another point, people should really stop obsessing over Dumbledore’s sexuality. It isn’t even mentioned ONCE in the books, and the only reason people even know about it is because J. K. Rowling mentioned it in an interview when she was asked a direct question.
8. A villain would. That’s kind of the point of being a villain. They’re kind of… evil. Do you need a literature lesson? Also, since when was Lord Voldemort waiting until the end of the school year to enact his plot out of CONSIDERATION, hun? In the first book, it took him all year to figure out how to get to the Philosopher’s Stone. In the second, he began his attacks closer to the beginning or middle of the year, and Harry only put the pieces together at the end. In the third book, Voldemort wasn’t even featured, but the climax was only at the end of the year because that was Buckbeak’s execution date. In the fourth book, the Dark Lord’s plan depended on Harry winning the Triwizard Cup, which couldn’t happen until the end of the year. Fifth book, it was a coincidence, I admit that this was Voldemort’s choice. Sixth, it was Dumbledore’s idea to leave the school at the end of the year, not Voldemort’s. And seventh, it was actually the middle of the year when the Final Battle took place, the trio just didn’t attend Hogwarts.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons your reasons suck.
AND HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT BECAUSE IT HAS FANS THAT ARE ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT.
Stop thinking Twilight is actually good and making up reasons about it, that’s just plain stupid.
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Now that I’ve done this, I’m quite certain that you’re trolling or being satirical just to prove that Harry Potter is in fact better. Job well done, I applaud you. Since there are some people who actually believe this stuff, I guess I just assumed you were idiotic as well. However, I took long enough to write up this comment, so I’m posting it anyway.
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If you’re sincere about this, then please, please don’t breed.
i read this and any faith i had in the human race has not been abolished.
I think, that is a childish stuff, to compare both sagas, that have very little on common, and are wonderful in their own way.
I’m both a Twihard and a Potterhead. I read all the books, from both sagas, and saw all the movies.
I have to disagree, with many of your points explained above. First of all, Harry Potter isn’t a “British Crap”. Is a charming history, with the same theme, of Twilight: “Love can conquer all”
Yes, Many characters died. But, let’s be realistic.
The world isn’t really full of “Peace&Love”.
War is a reaity. JK Rowling wanted, to explore the effects of war, in population. And also, wanted to tell us, that good be always beat evil.
Have you read Harry Potter books?
I doubt. There’s a lot more, than death and mean vocabulary, in those books.
The characters, have the same troubles, as a normal person has. Magic is just a way, to tell the history.
If you decided, to keep comparing characters of both sagas, you should see, what their similitudes are.
For example (I’m going to mention, my two favorite HP wizards)
Bella, is very much, like Hermione. Both of them, are smart girls, insecure of themselves, and neither of them knew, how beautiful they really are. They are strong, brave, and they can risk EVERYTHING, because of their loved ones.
I also mention, the case of Remus Lupin.
He was a werewolf. One of the “Children of the Moon” mentioned by the Volturi.
He felt he was too dangerous, too mean, to deserve love, because of his condition.
He was afraid of hurt Tonks, and left her “because of her own good” just the way Edward did.
And both of them, were concerned, about their unborn child, conceived after they marry their fianceés. Lupin was terrified, because he think, that he had pass on, his lycanthropy, to his son, that he would be ashamed, of having a werewolf father.
But, fortunately, that stubborn mythical creatures xD became wonderful, and loving fathers. Remus with Teddy. Edward with little Nessie.
And both happiness, finished very little after the birth of their child. What a coincidence! Because of war… But unfortunately, Lupin died, hoping that his son, would understand someday, that their parents died, fighting for a world, in that he would have a happier, and much easier life.
Well. Re considerate your opinion, dear 😛
My humble opinion, is that both Twilight and HP, are the best!
Postscript: -_-” That reason about American stuff is better than British, is pointless.
Think about it. Steph Meyer, inspired her books, on classics of English literature.
Romeo and Juliet, Dream of a Summer Night, they’re both Shakespeare’s
And guess what? He was a british genius!
Thought Twilight is better than HP and stupid reasons is a foolish
hi just wanted to drop by and say that just because you dont like harry potter, doesnt mean you have to bash it like this….also i think THINK, that fuck is more of a swear word than bloody hell… if twilight shows that ‘love can conquer all’ as you so eloquently put it, harry potter is about friendship(be it between nerds or geeks or whatever) and finding courage in the face of adversity. Also, as Dean Winchester (Supernatural) says, ‘EAT IT, TWILIGHT! ‘(Sorry , couldnt resist:D)
How stupid can you be? Seriously? England never fought you fat Americans in world war 2!!! WE WERE ALLIES YOU STUPID AMERICAN! I honestly didn’t think it was possible for a person to be that stupid. And really Bloody Hell isn’t a “cuss word” its a phrase that we use to express ourselves. Do you honestly think that a seven year old will understand Bitch and Bloody Hell? Really? Parents can choose if the kids read the books! its not like kids these days don’t cuss? really? go outside and just listen to the conversations kids have. Unlike you so strongly believe Harry Potter actually does have a plot and goes into the lives of all the characters, each charter has a different story. Twilight basically goes into the importance of getting laid by a sparkly vegetarian. I absolutely love the fact that you say that you’re not “homophobic” yet you say it’s creepy that he’s gay. I mean really. Are you saying that once someone becomes old they magically decide to turn straight? And really, you’re commenting on the appearance of the characters? Unlike Twilight, Harry Potter is actually realistic and has characters that are relatable. No one is going to relate to a book where everyone is perfect looking and there are no unattractive characters. You say Harry Potter is unrealistic, and that the situations in Twilight are much more likely to happen. Yep, cause emotionless dramatic teenage girls meet attractive sparkling vegetarian vampires every day in real life. You’re great at recognizing realism. Congrats to you. Finally i hate to burst your proverbial bubble but death is in fact natural. It happens to everyone. And in the books they do not act like it’s “not a big deal”, there are in fact several very depressing points in the books after deaths. So you need to stop pretending like JK Rowling acts like death is a normal thing when in the books it’s one of the main issues with Harry and his friends. I am British myself and i am highly appalled at how prejudice you are! Yes i will admit that America is technologically better than England but you have to remember that we ruled half the world at one point and so for you to rub it in our face that america is better just because its america is just plain thick (Thick: a stupid person with a “hard head”). Believe it or not, WE SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE! America just took it and added its own slang. In fact many American slang words are derived from British slang. How can someone be this ignorant? Now go cry about how awful your life is and how the whole world hates you! Please! Stop posting your pointless blogs about pointless subjects.
WOW. I like Twilight and Harry Potter but, seriously, that was the stupidest, most ignorant argument i’ve ever read. Every word of that was nonsense and you’re probably 10 years old… Ok lets go point by point:
1. There’s too much swearing? Really?! Haven’t you noticed that in Twilight people always say “damn” A LOT… Bloody hell isn’t a bad word.. and for you to be criticizing bad language when you are saying “fuck” in every other sentence is just plain retarded.
2. O…k… retard look, death IS natural! And when good people die, it’s to show they were brave and were willing to die for the greater good and the people they love, and newsflash kid, it’s more interesting when good people die rather than the bad guys. It gives the story a sense of depth, loss and grief. When bad people die…it’s actually a good thing.
3. Yeah, poeple get tortured by villains BECAUSE THEY’RE VILLAINS! It’s what they do! And what do you have to say about Twilight?? May i remind you that James tortured Bella and if it doesn’t promote physical torture then it sure does promote mental one, when Edward was leaving Bella he put her through hell and back.
4. You Complete Idiot. We fought together in World War 2! And you have absolutely NO RIGHT whatsoever to go insulting Britain and saying that America is better! Oh and by the way.. Robert Pattinson IS BRITISH!
5. If you honestly think that British is confusing then you have to have some mental issue because British is the original English language. And BTW i’m American and i understand those books prefectly without having to go get a “Slang Dictionary” (whatever that is)
6. They hired British actors BECAUSE THE BOOKS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO BE BRITISH! If you have to rewind and put subtitles to watch the movie beacause you don’t understand what they’re saying.. then i rest my case. YOU’RE AND IDIOT.
7. Have you seen Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson? They look like frickin’ drug addicts and alcoholics! However Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Rupert Grint look like normal good looking people. How can you say that old people aren’t supposed to be gay????? HOW??? I see more gay people now-a-days than heterosexual people. And people really shouldn’t be discriminated for being gay. DUMBLEDORE WEARS A FRICKIN’ ROBE. Not a dress.
8. Villains are “sadistic and psychopaths” BECAUSE THEY ARE VILLAINS. A good villain takes action throughout their lives, such as Voldemort, and truly acts like a villain. Not like the Volturi that pretend to be good and don’t do anything all day.
If you think that HP people shove it in “Twihards” faces.. then that’s because you’re seeing it that way and because deep down you know Harry Potter is better
Oh my god.
Okay, so you think its a good thing for kids to think that it’s not okay to be ‘ugly’ and you seriously think that’s a reason to dislike characters? I suppose that makes sense to a Twilight reader, where the main message is the most important thing in life is to have a boyfriend and half the reason the girl likes Edward is his good looks. People like you are responsible for so many terrible problems people our age have concerning their personal appearance, limitting them so much in life.
You’re also homophobic, and have something against people being old expressing their love? ISN’T EDWARD ABOUT 100 YEARS OLD AND HE BANGS BELLA, AN 18 YEAR OLD!?
Someone who spells as badly as you do should not be allowed to write about any kind of literature.
I really hope this is a joke, if it is, well done! You are very funny and express the retarded ideas of Twilight readers well! If not, learn from all the comments here and keep your pathetic ideas to yourself and work on them. Loser.
Guys, it’s all good! Clearly this was written by someone who is trying to be funny, and make fun of Twilight fans….
…right?
you’re freakin’ stupid, Harry Potter is life!…. and please bitch, check your spelling.
Your parents and the teachers who have unsuccessfully attempted to educate you should be ashamed, you silly girl. You are a shining example of why “America,” “the top country in the world,” will not remain so for much longer. I weep for your ignorance.
Just thought I’d point out, that most of you commenters are right – Britain didn’t fight against America in WW2, but on the other hand we didn’t exactly fight together. America stepped in half way through the war to help the Brits, after we had already prevented Hitler from invading other countries. We (The Brits) won with a wee bit of help from the Americans (and other countries of course) I strongly believe that Mr Churchill deserves a lot more recognition that our American Allies are giving us!! Sorry if a bit controversial.
PS. This ‘Why Harry Potter Kinda Sucks’ is complete rubbish. Massive Harry fan. Though I do like Twilight a lot – it’s a good read if you’re in that ‘loved up’ mood. If this was suppose to be a ‘Troll’ and she was taking the piss, I think it is really pointless. And what is even worse is all of the people that are saying that Twilight is shit and a pile of wank – even if the books and the movies don’t sell, it’ll be someone’s cup of tea somewhere. Twilight has a massive fan base and the book and the movies DO sell so it’s obviously a lot of peoples cup of tea. I don’t see why you have to be so cruel – Stephanie Meyers obviously put a lot of time and energy it to those book…
First of all..too much swearing? You’re the one swearing. You can’t even spell anything right. Every other word on here you say “Fucking”. Yes Ron says Bloody Hell, but he doesn’t say it directed towards someone! You’re just looking for things and turning them into a huge deal. Molly Weasley says Bitch ONE time. ONE. TIME. Who CARES. Kids don’t care they know better. They aren’t gonna go “Oooh since Molly said it maybe I should!” No. Nice try. So is it really “too violent”? Are there vampires ripping off other vampires heads in Harry Potter? No. Don’t even go there. There’s plenty of violence in both movies. DEATH IS NATURAL. People die in Harry Potter, but that happens in real life. Kids know that. Everyone knows that. Obviously you’re too immature to accept that. People get tortured, but they do in Twilight too. The “Vultori” or whatever were torturing Edward and some other girl. They were going to KILL Edward. Okay…and “because it’s British”? Are you really that stupid? They speak English. Everyone else in the world is able to understand them just fine. Edward is actually British. He just put on a fake American accent. By the way, America sucks. Our economy sucks, everyone here is fat and lazy, and everything is made for us in China. You’re just too dang dumb to understand any other language but “Teen”…you tend to use the word “Like” a lot. “Like oh my god girl like you are like so wrong about like all of this.” It’s not confusing. It’s just confusing to you, because you have no attention span whatsoever. You think you’re too good for Harry Potter, so you just pretend to watch it. It all fits together perfectly. The characters are ugly? Then tell me why Emma Watson (Hermione) was voted one of the sexiest girls alive? And Edward, was in Harry Potter. He played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. He openly stated that he would rather play Cedric than Edward any day. He was very cute in Harry Potter. Now that he’s in twilight they’ve given him highlights, and done all kinds of weird crap to him. Now he always looks constipated. Dumbledore has a beard. So what? That was just stupid. I don’t even need to say anything against that. Beards aren’t creepy, you’re just immature. Yeah Dumbledore is gay, but that’s so ids will know that there are really great people out there, and wether they’re gay ot not, you shouldn’t treat them differently. And who cares if he’s old? Are you saying that if someone is gay when they’re young, that they should change it when they get old because it’s “Creepy”? No. That’s just dumb. He wears robes, not dresses. It is a cloak. The “Vultori” wear them too. In one of the movies there’s people everywhere in red cloaks. So..you think the Vultori are better than Voldemort? The Vultori were going to snap Edwards neck. They tortured him. What’s the difference? Oh yeah you just like twilight better. Big deal. No one cares. I’ll have you know the least popular Harry Potter movie made 90 million more dollars than the MOST popular twilight movie? Funny…yeah Harry Potter must suck big time. Harry Potter is more than Twilight will ever be. Harry taught me to be brave. Ron taught me to be loyal. Hermione taught me that it’s okay to be smart, and I shouldn’t try to dumb myself down. Luna taught me to believe what I want to, no matter what people say. Neville taught me that it’s never to late to become who I was born to be. Ginny taught me to stand up for myself, and that I can be independent. Fred & George taught me to laugh even when we’re in bad times. And Dumbledore taught me so many things, that I can’t even explain what he’s taught me. Want to know what Bella teaches children? She teaches people that you are nothing without a boyfriend. That without your boyfriend you should jump of cliffs and sit in the same chair for a whole year. She taught me to stop living if my boyfriend leaves me. She taught me to curl up on the forest floor and cry about it. She teaches the worst thing I’ve ever seen. When Ron left Hermione she continued to help Harry find the Horcruxes, and she helped defeat Voldemort. Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend. So shut up.
I’m pretty sure this was satirical, based on a few things in the post and the links to the right.
The post:
1. Serious=sirius
2. “that teaches people that death is…natural and its NOT”
Links:
“Harry Potter is a Facist Dictator!!”–Facist? As in, not fascist, but apparently, I dunno, prejudiced against certain faces? You have no idea how hard I laughed when I saw that.
So yeah, for most of the post she comes across as tragically serious, but these things convinced me that the author was having a good laugh while writing this. I could be wrong. Either way, I think this is hilarious and hardly something to get angry over. People are going to say lots of dumb things, and getting angry about things like this just causes undue stress. Most people won’t even see my comment, but if you do, please try to laugh at this. Sometimes trolls can be amusing. Just look at “My Immortal.”
Fuck off and die now, you racist scum. We can’t help being British. And ohh, so America is superior? Then how come you can’t spell?
Mewling quim.
Hello. I am Voldemort’s daughter. Avada Kedavara.
There are that many comments on this that I have not read them all so if I have said a point that has already been made I am sorry. I found this link through twitter, and after reading it I can only assume you have a mental disorder. So you think Twilight is better than Harry Potter do you? Let me inform you otherwise:
Point 1: Swearing. Grow up and spell the damn words; Bloody and Bitch. They are not going to harm you. The only reason I can think you use this as a valid point is because you are way too young or very religious (I am not against religious people as I am a Christian myself). Yes swearing can be bad if it is in every single sentence, but it is not. If children are brought up correctly they will understand that swearing excessively is bad. A few words such as bloody and bitch are not going to cause little kids to swear. They say the word, they get told its bad, end of.
Point 2: Violence. So you want everyone to live in the books do you? Well that isn’t realistic at all. Death is natural! My days! Normal people die everyday! Children in some countries die every 3 seconds! The whole series is not about people dying or violence, it is about a villain that needs to be stopped as well as magic, inequality, etc. Twilight has violence in it too, did James not put Bella in hospital? Did the Cullen Family not rip James to pieces? Does Jane not cause people to feel pain? Do they not have a fight against new-borns? do they not prepare and go to a fight against the Volturi? So your violence point is not valid.
Point 3: Torture. The villains in Harry Potter may torture people for fun, but thats what they are VILLAINS! It is not going to teach people that it is alright to torture people, it is teaching people that torture and violence is wrong. I have read books that are a lot more darker than the Harry Potter series. Harry Potter is an all ages book, why don’t you go read some adult literature and tell me how dark Harry Potter is then. Edger Allan Poe wrote a short story about murdering a man and hiding his body under floorboards. That is violence. That is dark. Harry Potter is not.
Point 4: It’s British. Oh you have pushed way too far on this point girl! I am British and I feel extremely offended about this point! You best be glad I have no clue who you are and where you live, because believe me I will teach you what violence is. British stuff is not better than American stuff? Do you realise that the actor who plays Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson, is British you stupid girl. Some of the worlds best actors actresses are Brithis! Well done in offending probably over 3/4 of the population. Where people come from, where books are wrote, or where films are made etc. does not make things better in quality. That is discrimination. Who on this earth told you we (the British) fought against you (the Americans) in WWII? Get your fucking facts straight! Britain and America were Allies, that means they were on the same bloody side you idiot! and guess what we won, TOGETHER! therefore America is not better than Britain in that respect.
Point 5: It’s confusing. First learn how to spell confusing coNfusing not coMfusing. Just because it is British it doesn’t mean it is confusing. Most words are found in both British and American dictionaries and its almost the same damn language. You want to talk slang do you? The majority of us Brits get called posh for a reason, we use proper words and do not constantly find ways to shorten words down to make them easier to say unlike you Americans I mean “Y’all” really? did you have to shorten down “you all”? its two damn words not a whole frigging sentence. Yes there are places in Britain such as Yorkshire who have some slang that can be classed as confusing but its reletively easy to figure out unlike some slang I have had to google after reading it from books (oh look they were American) Doesnt make sense to anyone? You’re the first person to have complained about the book being difficult to read, the Harry Potter series is sold worldwide. I would understand if you were from places such as Russia, or Japan, or Indonesia, but you are from America where you pretty much speak the same language as those from Britain. I know many American people who have found reading the Harry Potter books easy and know what the slang words mean. You do not need a damn slang dictionary to read Harry Potter, if you do you may want to go back to school to learn to read again.
Point 6: The movies are crap. The actors do not have funny accents, there British, Scottish, Irish, French and Russion (among others) Againt many American people do not find it difficult to understand what is being said, obviously you are too busy trying to find fault with one of the most successful series known around the world to listen and watch them. The actors do talk normally, and those actors are pretty high standard actors that you have probably seen in countless movies before and not found a problem trying to undertand their accent. Weirdos? oh girly you best hide behing that princess bed of yours with your stuffed unicorn, there is going to be an angry mob on its way to your’s. Normal people who can talk right, let me guess you just wanted them to be American that way you can say you are so much like them? yeah? my god jelouse much.
Point 7: The characters are ugly. Please go see the optitions you may need glasses. Hermione has frizzy hair in the first two movies, it is then curled for the remainder. Also try googling the actress who plays Hermione, Emma Watson and then tell be she is a frizzy haired dork. She is SMART not a dork, stop being so judgemental and stereotypical. Luna is meant to be different you idiot! she is wimpsical, not weird, hence the different way in which she dresses -.- Ron being ginger should not be a point, Rupert Grint (the actor who plays Ron) is one of the many actors who is gorgeous. He is in no means ugly, and again you’re discriminating against people because of their hair colour. there are many people who have ginger hair living in this world and you have just single handedly offended them. and about harry? he is a kid who lost his parents to an evil bastard at the age of 1, spent 10 years of his life living in a cupboard, and you point out he is a “weirdo with glasses and an freakish scar”? again many people in the world wear glasses, myself included, and many are quite beautiful. Harry is by no means a weirdo and the scar is meant to be DIFFERENT not frekish, it shows dark magic you god damn MUGGLE! Dumbledore, creepy? Honestly where are you getting these points! Dumbledore is a fatherly (grandfatherly) figure to many of the students in the Harry Potter series. Beards are not creepy, some are kinda cool, also big woop if he has a moustache it does not make him look evil (what picture of dumbledore were you looking at?!) You seem to be the only one who thinks beards are creepy so don’t say that we “all know” because no we dont. HE DOES NOT WEAR A GOD DAMN DRESS, how muggle do you want to be? Its a bloody ROBE, that many Wizards wear. Men can wear dresses if they wish you twat, cross dresses and the like, also Scottish people wear a kilt, which is basically a skirt, are you going to say they cannot wear them now because you see it as wrong? How can old people not be gay? is there a rule stating that once you reach a certain age you have to stop being gay? You say you are not against homosexuals, but clearly you are.
Point 8: Villains are unrealistic. How the fuck did you figure that out? “What kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortures them for fun?” you ask, practically every single god damn villain in the fucking universe! and i dont just mean in books and films. what do you think murderers do? oh yeah, they torture and kill people….FOR FUN! if anything the villains in Harry Potter are quite realistic. the volturi are classed as REAL villains now? they’re bloody vampires that hide in there castle and send people to do their dirty work until the end where they have to go confront the cullen clan because “They’re getting too powerful for their liking” now that is unrealistic. Voldermort does not wait until the end of the school year. yes the films end pretty much after the villain is defeated, what movie doesnt? He puts his plots into action as soon as he can, just because it spans over various school years does not mean he is waiting for school to finish to try and kill Harry, he tries pretty much every frigging day to kill him. Creepy losers with bad hair, that reminds me more of the Volturi than it does death eaters.
Those reasons you provide have no truth in them what so ever, so can not be used as a way to say Harry Potter is bad. and also, you say Twilight doesnt have any of the previous points mentioned in it? Well lets see shall we, Twilight has:
Violence, Torture, Slang, Movies are worse than the books, The actors are not brilliant (Kristen Stewart has one permanent facial expression and Robert Pattinson, who is British, is not the most good looking guy I have seen), Characters are pathetic, (When Edward leaves Bella she contemplates killing herself, when Ron leaves Hermione she continues trying to defeat the evil dark lord.)And The villains are crap.
Dear I think you need to read up on your facts, learn to spell, and grow up before you start posting things such as this. Yes everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but you have taken it too far, hating on a fandom for your reasons is judgemental, stereotypical, down right offensive, and mean. You do not see fans of Harry Potter saying Twilight is shit (even though we all know it is) becuase it is American. If I were you, I would post an appology and take this down of the internet.
Exactly!! This is one of the best points anyone has made!!
I’ve got only 2 words 4 u- Bloodyhell Bitch
This made me laugh so hard I almost peed myself. I honestly can’t tell if you’re a troll or just *that* incredibly dumb.
Oh my god this is wrong on so many levels. Harry Potter and Twilight are both good for so many reasons. But you have your opinions some stupid ones but you have them. I laughed through the whole Harry Potter kinda Sucks thing. It was so laughable.
Either you’re a troll or you’re retarded.
There we so many shallow, racist, and untrue facts in there that I can’t event begin to think that anyone could think like that. Just….wow. Really? Wow. I feel bad for you that you think that is true. I’m so sorry you are growing up believing this crap! How old are you by the way? Eight? Nine or ten? Eleven maybe?
Two words: fuck you bitch
oh wait, that was three
I happen to be a die-hard fan of Twilight. I am also a HP fan. You are a disgrace, and don’t deserve to call yourself a fan of Twilight, or any type of literature really.
1. People swear. Get used to it. And there isn’t even THAT much swearing in the first place.
2. It’s too violent?! Bull shit! Besides, Twilight isn’t exactly sunshine and rainbows darling! It definitely goes into some dark and violent corners! Or did you not read about James? Wake up and smell the coffee!
ALSO, DEATH IS NATURAL. it’s part of the cycle of life. Getting over death is a powerful skill that one needs sometime or another. What happens when somebody you know gets too old? They die. People don’t live forever, like in Twilight. Harry Potter is more realistic, in that sense.
3. Some of the best literature is about torture. Poe? Shakespeare? And it does not teach people that torture is okay! How the hell did you come up with that fucked up conclusion?! Also, remember, NEW MOON WAS ALL TORTURE. Jesus, you need some perspective.
4. BULL. COMPLETE BULL SHIT. THE UNITED KINGDOM AND ITS PEOPLE ARE AMAZING, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK YOU LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL EGOTISTICAL BITCH!
AND I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY BEEN THERE. I’VE ALSO TRAVELED TO MIDDLE AMERICA. ONE OF THE FUCKING WORST TRIPS I’VE EVER TAKEN.
AND WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT DOES WWII HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?! BESIDES, THEY WON THE FUCKING WAR!!!! THEY WON!!! IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HISTORY AT ALL, YOU IGNORANT PIG HEADED ILLOGICAL PIECE OF SHIT, THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THIS FACT.
…moving on
5. If you had any brain cells present in your fucking little head, then you could possibly figure out what was going on by connecting the dots. Seriously, it’s not that hard, JUST THINK. INFER. MAKE CONNECTIONS.
by the way, your typing skills are horrible, and it makes it harder to read what you’re trying to say. Just saying
6. Well, maybe they hired people who can ACTUALLY ACT, UNLIKE ROBERT PATTERSON AND KRISTEN STEWART. And the British actually enunciate their words 100% better than we ever do (if you don’t know what it means, then look it up), so, technically, WE are the ones who are hard to understand to the rest of the world. BESIDES, THE BOOKS ARE BRITISH, SO THE ACTORS ARE BRITISH. IT MAKES FUCKING SENSE. It would just be plain awkward and unrighteous if American actors went around saying ‘bloody hell’ in an American accent.
AND YOU CAN’T EVEN USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, SO DON’T EVEN START ABOUT ‘TALKING RIGHT’
7. YOU SUPERFICIAL, SHALLOW BITCH! WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT BEAUTY?! IT’S THE FUCKING ACTING THAT COUNTS!! YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID ANYWAY, BECAUSE EVERY ACTRESS, AND EVERY ACTOR IN THAT SERIES IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. ROBERT PATTERSON AND KRISTEN STEWART, ON THE OTHER HAND, DON’T EVEN LOOK GORGEOUS AT ALL. I DON’T GET WHY PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE PRETTY. I JUST DON’T. STILL, I TRIED MY HARDEST TO ENJOY THE MOVIES. I REALLY DID. I JUST DON’T THINK THAT THEY ACT VERY WELL, AND THE PLOT GOT ALL SCREWED UP ANYWAY.
AND OLD MEN AREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE HOMOSEXUAL?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? AND HOW DARE YOU EVEN ACCUSE DUMBLEDORE OF BEING HOMOSEXUAL BECAUSE HE WEARS ROBES?! TONS OF STRAIGHT PEOPLE HAVE WORN ROBES! JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WEAR AND T-SHIRT AND JEANS DOES NOT MAKE HIM A FUCKING HOMO!
8. NOT REALISTIC?! OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES. ‘Sadistic creepy fucking morons who kill and torture people for fun’ SURROUND US. HAVE YOU EVER READ A NEWSPAPER IN YOUR ENTIRE UNIMPORTANT EXISTENCE?! OR WATCHED THE NEWS?! OR READ A BOOK (BESIDES TWILIGHT)?! THEY HAVE A FUCKING NAME: SERIAL KILLERS. EVER HEARD OF THOSE?!
guess not
So. I love Twilight. I’ve read each of them about seven times (true story bro). But don’t even mention other people being rude (especially when they’re not) BECAUSE YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN BE FUCKING TALKING.
So, that’s why this whole thing is invalid. Stop whining and go do something useful.
Jesus Christ!
1. Bloody Hell is like Ron’s catch frase! And when molly say Bitch it just makes it more fucking awesome! So don’t give a shit if you can’t understand
2. Do you even understand? Have you even read the books? It’s all leading up to that moment. Each year is supposed to be getting more and more violent. And all those characters dieing make the book great! J.K Rowling wanted to do that to make you want more!
3. THEY’RE EVIL! (read 2.)
4. America is not the top country in the world! Even though i live in America that’s racism! British people have right and feelings to y’know!! So don’t be racist!
5. Okay, If you can’t understand what British people say, your a just plain crazy. and why the hell would you have to use subtitles!? I’m 9 and I can understand them perfect! And if you don’t like the actors then WHY’D YA WATCH THE FUCKING MOVIE?
6. FUCK OFF. What would you do if all of a sudden people were blogging or ignoring you because they thought you were ugly? BTW, I only agree like 2% that in the first movie Hermione does have frizzy hair She’s not a freak. Luna is the reason how and why they got the Horcrux! She also has some pretty fucking awesome glasses 🙂 and your still being fucking racist, well kinda. Don’t make fun of Ron, because Charlie has dragons. So beards are creepy now? and mustache’s are evil? You just insulted all the males in my FAMILY! I bid a curse on the next generation, and the generation after that. the worst will come 8 months from now, and nobody will help you with it. And it’s not a dress it’s a robe, which you should have realized if your 16.
7.Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE. You said that. How do you think all the HP fans feel about all the stuff you said?
Just don’t bitch anymore about anything else, because this might be unlikely for you, but other people have feelings, although you probably haven’t noticed cos your so self-centered.
Bitch please, 1 HOME 0 GIRL WHO SAYS SHE’S 16
is this a fucking joke. you are a sick stupid racist bitch who has no fucking idea. british stuff isn’t as good as america because ‘america is the top country’ you stupid fucking asshole.
1) There is too much swearing? I am pretty sure you swear more times in this that in the whole Harry Potter series. There really isn’t much swearing. Molly Weasley called Bellatrix a b*tch once. The only time that wot was uttered in seven books. Since when is “bloody” a swear word? Isn’t it pretty much the American equivalent of saying freaking? British people say things like “bloody brilliant” and Americans say things like “freaking brilliant”? I know this isn’t always the case, but isn’t it generally? Ron only says “bloody hell” a handful of times throughout the series. I would honestly much rather have kids read a couple of small cuss words than the sex scenes and sexual references in Twilight!
2) How on Earth is Harry Potter too violent? It isn’t the Hunger Games, where the sadistic Capitol makes children fight to the death for entertainment. (Don’t get me wrong, I like the Hinger Games.) The wizard world is at war! People, weather they ate good or bad, die in wars! Good people dying makes it so much more realistic, especially when in Twilight none of the good guy die. This makes their “war” so unrealistic. Even most of the bad guys don’t die. Life isn’t perfect, like the little Mary-Sue world that Meyer created. People get hurt and die every day, and you can’t run from it. Please, show respect and capitalize their names. How do you believe that death is not natural and okay? “To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” -Albus Dumbledore
3) Yes, that is wrong, I must agree with you there. However, that is why he needs to be stopped. Voldemort is vile and cruel. That is what real villains are, though. I don’t see Harry Potter teaching kids that it is okay to murder people, I see it showing how cruel those acts are and that you need to stand up to those people. They don’t get “turned on” by it. Please tell me where you got that from. As for the books being depressing and dark? Not really, that is just Voldemort. There are depressing moments when good characters die, happy moments when characters get together, make friendships, overcome difficult tasks, ect. I don’t think the books are dark, just Voldemort and his Death Eaters. But, after all, Voldemort is called the “Dark Lord”. The Harry Potter series is okay for any age group to read. Just because Harry isn’t sheltered from the real world like Bella and many Twi-Hards (no, not all are like that, I know) doesn’t mean that death doesn’t happen. Death is a natural part of life.
4) No offense, but this is the dumbest reason I have ever heard! Pray tell, (for those who don’t know what that means, it means please tell) what exactly do you have against British people? That extremely offensive! Americans being the top country has to do with economics, not literature, and you really are bragging. What does being the most advanced have to do with anything? Again, that has nothing to do with literature, but with technology. This is just my opinion, but that is some very messed up logic. Please, tell me if I am wrong but weren’t the British allies with the U.S. in WWII? Do your research, please. And yet again, this STILL doesn’t have anything to do with literature. That was about war. They are completely unrelated. Please, at least use relevant TRUE facts. You have absolutely NO evidence to support this one.
5) How? How is this even the slightest bit confusing? I started the Harry Potter series when I was in second or third grade. So it is a little different than what you normally read. Oh, big deal. Of you don’t understand something you have google, context clues, or adults that I’m sure would help you. I find this to be a very easy to read series, but still a great one. Oh, yes, and another thing. You censored the words bloody, b*itch, and hell, but the you go and drop the f bomb? Yes, that makes you so much better. I don’t know what you are talking about. I started Harry Potter when I was about eight, and I NEVER needed a dictionary. I’m sorry YOU can’t read, but I am pretty sure the rest of us can.
6) I love the movies. And again with the countries? It really doesn’t matter what country produced it. They use British people in the movies because, I don’t know, maybe because that’s where they are!?! We have a funny accent to them. I understand them quite easily, so I don’t know what the heck you are on about. (I think their accents make the movie better anyway. British accents are HOT! Am I the only one who thinks that.) That is normal talking for them! How the bloody heck are they weird? They are normal people and talk perfectly fine. Do you have any idea of how exceedingly daft (meaning simple minded, not smart) you sound?
7) Believe it or not, there is more to like that beauty. Don’t be so shallow to judge somebody on their looks. Or to judge a movie on the character’s looks. I think that Hermione and Luna are very pretty. Look past Luna’s outfit for a second. And they aren’t supposed to be perfect little Mary-Sues like the Twilight characters. The Harry Potter characters are a little odd, but that makes them seem real. And so what if the person who plays Ron is not the cutest guy? He is a brilliant actor, and I don’t think he is bad for being a red head. I would much prefer Ron to Edward any day. People with red hair can be cute and I think more people need to look over that stupid ginger stereotype. Explain to me how Harry is weird. So he has glasses, big freaking deal. I like his scar, and you can hardly ever see it, so please, get over it. There is more to life that looks, people. “There are more important things, like friendship and bravery.” -Hermione Granger
(Highly sarcastic tone) Oh, yes, Dumbledore with his beard and mustache are soo creepy. If I had boots on, I would be trembling in them just thinking about him. (End of sarcasm) Whatever! He doesn’t look evil, he looks like a harmless old man. He doesn’t wear a dress, he wears ROBES!! All of the wizards do, so if you would do kindly get over it, that would be highly appreciated. The man who plays Dumbledore is gay, big deal! But I do believe that you were giving reasons to why you don’t like Harry Potter. I don’t believe that his personal life is any of your concern. How is it weird that he is old and gay. It isn’t like gay people suddenly become straight when they hit a certain age. Please realize how stupid you sound. You sound like a total homophobe and like you are just searching for random reasons to not like Harry Potter.
8) They seem pretty realistic to me. Much more than some pretty boy talking through his problems. What true villain has EVER done that? As for people who killed for fun, hmm, I don’t know, Hitler? Hitler and Voldemort both killed to try an earn world domination. Voldemort doesn’t purposely wait until the end of the year, that is just when his plans work out or Harry manages to defeat them. And a REAL villain (like Voldemort) takes a course of action rather than talking things over and accomplishing nothing. Tell me, what sounds more fun to read or watch, an action packed battle, or an extremely anticlimactic conversation. I don’t see a reason for the hair comment. Not everybody will be perfect, unlike the boring Mary-Sue world that is Twilight. What REAL villain needs to have perfect hair and a pretty boy face. And, correct me if I am wrong, but don’t the Volturi wear cloaks?
HP fans can’t try to prove to the ignorant Twilight fans why we think our books are better without them thinking we are “lording it over them”, but then you go and post extremely offensive BS on here, without lording Twilight over us? Whatever. You are the one being rude with these comments, so don’t start calling HP fans out for being rude until you aren’t.
Thanks.
(And yes, I do know some HP fans are rude, but don’t you date try and tell me that Twilight fans aren’t. And yes, again, I know all twilight fans aren’t, but the majority are. At least from my expirence.)
1) There is too much swearing? I am pretty sure you swear more times in this that in the whole Harry Potter series. There really isn’t much swearing. Molly Weasley called Bellatrix a b*tch once. The only time that wot was uttered in seven books. Since when is “bloody” a swear word? Isn’t it pretty much the American equivalent of saying freaking? British people say things like “bloody brilliant” and Americans say things like “freaking brilliant”? I know this isn’t always the case, but isn’t it generally? Ron only says “bloody hell” a handful of times throughout the series. I would honestly much rather have kids read a couple of small cuss words than the sex scenes and sexual references in Twilight!
2) How on Earth is Harry Potter too violent? It isn’t the Hunger Games, where the sadistic Capitol makes children fight to the death for entertainment. (Don’t get me wrong, I like the Hinger Games.) The wizard world is at war! People, weather they ate good or bad, die in wars! Good people dying makes it so much more realistic, especially when in Twilight none of the good guy die. This makes their “war” so unrealistic. Even most of the bad guys don’t die. Life isn’t perfect, like the little Mary-Sue world that Meyer created. People get hurt and die every day, and you can’t run from it. Please, show respect and capitalize their names. How do you believe that death is not natural and okay? “To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.” -Albus Dumbledore
3) Yes, that is wrong, I must agree with you there. However, that is why he needs to be stopped. Voldemort is vile and cruel. That is what real villains are, though. I don’t see Harry Potter teaching kids that it is okay to murder people, I see it showing how cruel those acts are and that you need to stand up to those people. They don’t get “turned on” by it. Please tell me where you got that from. As for the books being depressing and dark? Not really, that is just Voldemort. There are depressing moments when good characters die, happy moments when characters get together, make friendships, overcome difficult tasks, ect. I don’t think the books are dark, just Voldemort and his Death Eaters. But, after all, Voldemort is called the “Dark Lord”. The Harry Potter series is okay for any age group to read. Just because Harry isn’t sheltered from the real world like Bella and many Twi-Hards (no, not all are like that, I know) doesn’t mean that death doesn’t happen. Death is a natural part of life.
4) No offense, but this is the dumbest reason I have ever heard! Pray tell, (for those who don’t know what that means, it means please tell) what exactly do you have against British people? That extremely offensive! Americans being the top country has to do with economics, not literature, and you really are bragging. What does being the most advanced have to do with anything? Again, that has nothing to do with literature, but with technology. This is just my opinion, but that is some very messed up logic. Please, tell me if I am wrong but weren’t the British allies with the U.S. in WWII? Do your research, please. And yet again, this STILL doesn’t have anything to do with literature. That was about war. They are completely unrelated. Please, at least use relevant TRUE facts. You have absolutely NO evidence to support this one.
5) How? How is this even the slightest bit confusing? I started the Harry Potter series when I was in second or third grade. So it is a little different than what you normally read. Oh, big deal. Of you don’t understand something you have google, context clues, or adults that I’m sure would help you. I find this to be a very easy to read series, but still a great one. Oh, yes, and another thing. You censored the words bloody, b*itch, and hell, but the you go and drop the f bomb? Yes, that makes you so much better. I don’t know what you are talking about. I started Harry Potter when I was about eight, and I NEVER needed a dictionary. I’m sorry YOU can’t read, but I am pretty sure the rest of us can.
6) I love the movies. And again with the countries? It really doesn’t matter what country produced it. They use British people in the movies because, I don’t know, maybe because that’s where they are!?! We have a funny accent to them. I understand them quite easily, so I don’t know what the heck you are on about. (I think their accents make the movie better anyway. British accents are HOT! Am I the only one who thinks that.) That is normal talking for them! How the bloody heck are they weird? They are normal people and talk perfectly fine. Do you have any idea of how exceedingly daft (meaning simple minded, not smart) you sound?
7) Believe it or not, there is more to like that beauty. Don’t be so shallow to judge somebody on their looks. Or to judge a movie on the character’s looks. I think that Hermione and Luna are very pretty. Look past Luna’s outfit for a second. And they aren’t supposed to be perfect little Mary-Sues like the Twilight characters. The Harry Potter characters are a little odd, but that makes them seem real. And so what if the person who plays Ron is not the cutest guy? He is a brilliant actor, and I don’t think he is bad for being a red head. I would much prefer Ron to Edward any day. People with red hair can be cute and I think more people need to look over that stupid ginger stereotype. Explain to me how Harry is weird. So he has glasses, big freaking deal. I like his scar, and you can hardly ever see it, so please, get over it. There is more to life that looks, people. “There are more important things, like friendship and bravery.” -Hermione Granger
(Highly sarcastic tone) Oh, yes, Dumbledore with his beard and mustache are soo creepy. If I had boots on, I would be trembling in them just thinking about him. (End of sarcasm) Whatever! He doesn’t look evil, he looks like a harmless old man. He doesn’t wear a dress, he wears ROBES!! All of the wizards do, so if you would do kindly get over it, that would be highly appreciated. The man who plays Dumbledore is gay, big deal! But I do believe that you were giving reasons to why you don’t like Harry Potter. I don’t believe that his personal life is any of your concern. How is it weird that he is old and gay. It isn’t like gay people suddenly become straight when they hit a certain age. Please realize how stupid you sound. You sound like a total homophobe and like you are just searching for random reasons to not like Harry Potter.
8) They seem pretty realistic to me. Much more than some pretty boy talking through his problems. What true villain has EVER done that? As for people who killed for fun, hmm, I don’t know, Hitler? Hitler and Voldemort both killed to try an earn world domination. Voldemort doesn’t purposely wait until the end of the year, that is just when his plans work out or Harry manages to defeat them. And a REAL villain (like Voldemort) takes a course of action rather than talking things over and accomplishing nothing. Tell me, what sounds more fun to read or watch, an action packed battle, or an extremely anticlimactic conversation. I don’t see a reason for the hair comment. Not everybody will be perfect, unlike the boring Mary-Sue world that is Twilight. What REAL villain needs to have perfect hair and a pretty boy face. And, correct me if I am wrong, but don’t the Volturi wear cloaks?
HP fans can’t try to prove to the ignorant Twilight fans why we think our books are better without them thinking we are “lording it over them”, but then you go and post extremely offensive BS on here, without lording Twilight over us? Whatever. You are the one being rude with these comments, so don’t start calling HP fans out for being rude until you aren’t.
Thanks.
(And yes, I do know some HP fans are rude, but don’t you date try and tell me that Twilight fans aren’t. And yes, again, I know all twilight fans aren’t, but the majority are, at least from my expirence.)
Wait we’re the rude ones while ur here hating on it cuz it looks like u look into Harry potter alot to know all this stuff so it seems to me u like Harry potter and u just want attention and then u say it has to many curse words (when only has like two) an then u say the f word I mean that’s nice
Bloody Hell, Don’t be a b*tch
America beat England in WWII! Jesus Christ, what the heck school do you go to?!!! We were on the same side you dumb shit. Also the guy who plays Edward is English and was IN HP. And what the fuck are you on about slang?! If you think ‘Wingardium Leviosa’ is slang then I guess you’re right.
You swore more than ALL the movies put together. I would let my children watch any of those before reading one of your blogs. If you don’t like them…. DON’T watch hem. Simple!
Nice troll kid, couldn’t have done better myself =D
As for all you HP fans, or those who want to just reply with intelligent long-winded posts about corrections and what not… You don’t find it all to be quite silly? Who cares?
What concerns me is book burning, and this is the reason why I feel this thought is important enough to post here. I personally find book burning, of any literature (even if it is awful marriage porn) to be wrong. Period. Fahrenheit 451 being the main reason I feel so strongly about this particular issue.
This post was only brought to my attention because a friend on facebook invited me to a book burning of Twilight with this post linked in the information…
The methods by which this book burning came about is quite disturbing to me, that people are THAT stupid. I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising… it wouldn’t be the first time in history that people wielded knives and pitchforks without reaching a further understanding, respecting another, or letting go of the petty issue (… or realizing that they’ve just been trolled…).
I wont ask that you all stop being ridiculous. That seems a bit out of reach. This is really just some food for thought- a mental process that seems to have been long forgotten in this age.
Later days.
Five things I’d like to say…
1.) Dear Lord, I hope this is a troll.
2.)You are horribly racist. We are not in the Cold War anymore, whomever-you-are. And if that’s not enough, you say homosexual love is okay, but only for a certain kind of person. What, so african-americans can’t be gay either? What about girls? Or latino-americans? What gives you the right to decide?
3.) For your information, British people probably can’t understand us either. Over the years we’ve developed two separate dialogues. And why do all the characters in the books and movies speak in British English? Oh, that’s right, ‘cuz they’re all in Great Britan.
4.) It wasn’t intended to be a little kids’ book, it was intended to be a book for all ages. It’s FAR more realistic than Twilight. Far, far, far, FAR more realistic. It just goes to show that the good guys suffer losses too, that they’re not all gods or goddesses when it comes to looks, and that sometimes there aren’t definite lines separating good and evil.
5.) They aren’t dresses, they’re called robes. People from the sixteenth century culture would think it ‘wrong’ that girls wear pants in this era.
Grow up, dumbass.
Torture, death, it IS natural, and it happens all around! There IS no Edward to turn you into a vamp and save you from reality. Please, at least this aspect of HP is believable. There was supposed to be some kind of explosive war with the Volturi, but NOOO they just talk and leave. Talk about a disappointing finale. ^^^in real life, villains won’t stop to think about hurting you, and often there won’t be anyone to help you. Please, the British thing is pathetic. That’s no reason to be racist. I could report you for that. Everyone’s different. They seem to have an accent to us, and I’m sure they think we talk weird. Well, fuck you. We’re not at war with England anymore, so no reason for hostility. We won, ha. They’ve won before too, there were too many variables to determine if we could’ve won in any scenario.
OH DEAR GOD! harry potter is MUCH better then twilight! i once read twilight because i saw the first movie and i liked it, but then i read HP and i feel in love with it, and i realized how stupid twilight really is.
1. this is coming from the site about TWILIGHT. TWILIGHT! twilight swears so much! and you grow up as you read harry potter, by the time you finish the series you’d be mature enough to not care.
2. every death had a meaning, if only you had enough brains to figure that out! did you even read the books? i suggest you try it. yes, it may drag on in the beginning, but half way through you won’t be able to stop reading!
3. THEY. ARE. THE. VILLAINS. DUH THEY WOULD TORTURE!
4. stereotyping much? WOW. and robert pattinson is british.
5. like i said in 2, YOU NEED BRAINS TO READ THE BOOKS! and even i understood the “slang” I WAS 11 THEN. see? brains
6. first, the movies were made by BRITISH people. second, they aren’t weirdos. they’re normal where they come from.
and she wrote “siriusly” sirius=name of character in HP…ironic, no?
7. hermione is now BEAUTIFUL, luna is supposed to dress like that, luna is supposed to be weird. harry HAS to have that scar, it’s his proof of defeating voldemort. and you’re going to judge harry potter on if the wear glasses? i’d prefer to judge them by there heart-something that you seem to lack.
and you stereotyped again! old people can be gay! WHO CARES? and you stereotyped about beards and mustaches. honestly.
8. once again, he’s the villain. next, MAYBE HE WAS FIGURING OUT HIS PLAN!
and the volturi aren’t very good villains anyways. they’re just like politicians. and the volturi torture too! heck, they KILL!
This is soooooo fucking stupid. I don’t even want to live on this planet anymore O.o
‘1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!’
Too much swearing? First of all, bloody hell is not a swear word. And secondly, it is understandable that the word ‘bitch’ which is used in the last book to describe Bellatrix Lestrange is very rude, however basing on the situation Molly was in (Having Bellatrix kill her son, Fred) can be viewed as being acceptable to call her such name. And lastly, ‘That kind of language is really bad!’ ,, *sigh* dear, you must understand the Stephanie Meyer uses worse grammar and language: handsomer? I believe that that kind of language is worse…
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
Oh good! You have done some research! Yes, they die, many die, Dobby, Dumbledore, Moody, Fred, Colin, Lupin, Tonks, Sirius, Lily, Snape, etc. But I must disagree, children should read those kinds of things, death isn’t a bad thing. And all the people who died, were willing to make a better future for their family and the rest. ‘Afterall to a well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure’ –JK Rowling. Children should know what happens in the real world, they shouldn’t be held back from knowing what its like in the outside world, what others are dealing with, what death is. And, I WOULD WANT TO READ ABOUT THAT.
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
THE HELL? I’m sorry but I just had to say that. JUST BECAUSE HARRY POTTER IS FROM UK, DOES NOT MEAN THAT TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER. IT IS NOT THE COUNTRY IT IS PRODUCED AND WHERE ITS ORIGIN IS, IT IS WHAT IS WITHIN THE PAGES. Yes, America is one of the advanced and powerful country in the world, but THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT UK ISN’T AS AMAZING AS THE US. YOU SHOULD NOT BE BASING AND JUGDING A BOOK BY ITS ORIGIN… -.- GOSH..
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
OKAY THAT’S IT. THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. Yes, I will understand your perspective as being a twilight fan girl, but Harry Potter is not confusing. AND AS I FRIKEN SAID BEFORE DO NOT JUDGE HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT IS BRITISH. And what is wrong with using slang? I mean, everyone uses slang..
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Ahhaha, you make me laugh. ‘siriusly’ I see what you did there. Why can’t the actors talk normally? Are you sure? Because I’m perfectly fine with how they talk, whereas for how EDWARD talks in your movies, dude he sounds like a scary kidnapper. WHY DID THEY GET WEIRDOS FOR THE PARTS ANYWYAS?! ARE YOU INSANE? They are the chosen ones, yes they might not look as ‘hot’ as you think, but they have the qualities for the characters. And, bitch please, thinking back on Kristen Stewart.. -.- I’m sorry but, she’s just not really good (I know this is insulting) but she doesn’t have any emotions…No emotions… so please, base your comments and reflect on the cast of Twilight.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
OH BLOODY HELL, Hermione, she is not ugly, she is amazing (yes the books describes her as frizzy haired, large teeth, etc) But in the movies, she is beautiful. Luna is not a weirdo, she has the personality and characteristics of not caring a damn on what other people think about her, and her dresses are amazing. Ronald, he is not ugly, he is not ugly, I must say he is the best character to portray Ronald Weasley, and gingers are cool. Harry is not a weirdo, he’s a hero, and please don’t base and judge a character by how they look.. that’s just not right, don’t judge the book by its cover. -.-Every male grows and has beards. And I’m sorry but its his choice in growing a bear or not. And its not a freaking dress its robes… And I don’t see anything wrong for Dumbledore being gay.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Villains are unrealistic? Bitch please, torture them for fun? That’s what villains are about. What do you mean unrealistic, ahhahah -.- I must say the volturi is nothing NOTHING against the death eaters, I don’t understand why you think they are unrealistic Jo describes them in every detail she can write. THEY ARE NOT CREEPY LOSERS WITH BAD HAIR IN CLOAKS?! PLEASE? ITS BETTER THAN BEING A SPARKLING FARIE AND PROMOTING TEENAGE MARRIGE…
Please, if you want to debate that twilight is better than Harry Potter, please have specific reasons, on why its better based on the literature than basing on how the character looks..
“Lording it over Twilight…” Ha! Have you just forgotten the article you’ve written? Who’s “lording” and insulting who here? I do think YOU’RE being quite rude, though. Besides, not everyone has to be”hot” like your precious Edward. That doesn’t make a good movie or a storyline, though rabid Canfield these days seem to forget that…
…Is this a joke?
No
Okay listen. Harry Potter is about overcoming obstacles in the face a danger. Its about everlasting friendship, pain and suffering. It’s about what it means to fight for what you believe in.
Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.
This is a joke right?
Please, just tell me you wrote this as a joke…
I think you are a prejudiced little bitch. I’m British, there is nothing wrong with how we talk or anything. You Americans are a bunch of obese people that think they are a whole lot better than everyone else. Twilight sucks. Bells has one facial expression and Edward shouldn’t be allowed out in public he is so ugly. Hermione is not ugly, Harry potter is much more famous than twilight, and it always will be. If you don’t like Harry potter, don’t read it. Britain is better than America, because
1. We didn’t lose WWII, if we did we would be under German control. We’re not.
2. We have London, the red carpet and we have part of Australia, hence the part of it called “new Wales” we have Montserrat.
3. We have less crime and shootings and killings than you do.
I like harry potter too, but don’t make that assumption about americans. I’m american and I dont think my country is doing it’s best, some people are obese because they make bad choices. And in WWII we were allies FYI. It doesn’t matter about crime and killings because that happens everywhere, mostly in some poor, bad areas in cities (in general). Can’t we just think of each other as equals?
well…after a lot of consideration………here’s a question-
Did you ever consider going to a mental hospital?
Rofl! This is a fantastic troll–and judging from the comments, very successful. Enjoy all the hate mail, Lizzie!
I’m just going to call this a troll, simply for the fact that they could spell the word “aforementioned” correctly, but had horrible spelling and grammar all throughout. I’m not buying it. The context itself is annoying and extremely juvenile, but a troll is a troll.
Troll, in the dungeon!
no only wrong (i dont hate twilight but its my opinion that hp is better, you dont have to agree) but historical incorrect with you bit a bout the second great war and really quite racist. im English if you havent noticed.
I just face desked so hard reading this, that I may have a concussion….. People this is the kind of illiteracy Twilight generates! And you say British things suck? I’m taking a bet right now, that you are in LOVE with One Direction. I’m right aren’t I?
2.) Too violent? Shall I tell you why it’s violent and why good people die? Because theres a bloody WAR going on there! And the horrible thing about war is that good and innocent people bloody DIE! Rowling knew that and even though she hated it she killed off good characters to make it realistic! Because that’s how the world works! And not like in Twilight where all the important good guys survive and the “villains” miraculously are convinced that they were wrong and leave just like that…
Ps: Sorry if I put in too many grammar mistakes. English isn’t my native language. 😉
SHUT UP DUDE! HARRY POTTER IS WAY WAY BETTER THAN THE STUPID TWILIGHT
Harry Potter is about bravery and courage. Twilight is about the importance of being sparkly. And next time you post something (which you should since you’re reasons are dumb as fuck) make sure you spell things correctly. I mean what are you, 10? And who the hell gets worked up over fictional torture and bad words?
1. I wonder what planet you’re from if you consider “bloody hell” an actual swear. And there was only one use of the word “bitch” in all 7 books. Considering the types of programming kids see on television, and how most can’t even go a single half-hour block without a swear (bitch being the most common), I really don’t see how you can call this unacceptable.
2. I suppose Bella’s suicidal themes in books one through…oh! Four! That’s right, Bella had a suicidal theme in all four of the Twilight books. Compared to the war going on in all seven of the Harry Potter books, I think death was a natural theme to take on considering there hasn’t been a war that hasn’t had the costs of innocent lives in it. And guess what? Death IS okay and natural. We all die because, news flash, vampires aren’t real. So becoming the living dead isn’t something we normal people can achieve.
3. One, the Harry Potter books aren’t teaching that killing is okay. If you bothered to read the books, you’d understand that there’s this little war going on and often times during war, the bad guys do bad things. Like torture. And, yes, occasionally they torture the good guys. If anything, that’s teaching kids that bad people do bad things and to avoid doing it.
4. Again, I don’t know what planet you’re on, but apparently it isn’t this one. Because, clearly, you have no knowledge that American innovation has essentially come to a stand still and that as a country, we aren’t progressing nearly as fast as others. We are not the top country. We are not the better country. And clearly our education sucks if you didn’t know that the British were allied with us in WWII (meaning they won as well, dipshit).
5. If you didn’t live in this “American only” bubble, and if you read above a 2nd grade level, then perhaps you wouldn’t have found the books confusing. Personally, I found them to be delightful. The plot was encompassing and well thought out, something Twilight seriously lacked in any regard. We got to see the characters develop over the course of the series. Also, something Twilight lacked. And the Harry Potter books delved into themes that classic children’s books covered. Again, something Twilight lacked.
6. They have British accents because the books take place in Britain. And, guess what, they’re speaking English. A language you clearly don’t speak well based upon your writing. Also, the movies were just plan awesome. The visual effects were beautiful, the mood portrayal’s were excellent, and the casting was pretty dang good.
7. The characters were unique individuals that we got to see grow and develop through the course of the books. Much like any child in the world, they had their own personalities, quirks, and characteristics. They were characters people could relate to and invest in.
As for Dumbledore. He’s the old, wise, mentor-person that we see in most magical themed genres. The beard is a personal preference of his and it helps to signify that, well, he’s old. And he’s not wearing a dress, he’s wearing a robe. Again, something common to those old, wise, mentor-person people of magical themed genres. We’ll leave your blantant homophobia alone for now.
8. The villains were actually more realistic than…wait, did Twilight actual have villains? Let’s see… vampire that wanted to kill Bella, vampire society that wanted to kill Bella… Nope. Basically just people who wanted to kill Bella because she was intruding into something she had best leave alone. While in Harry Potter, we had Voldemort spending 10+ years of his life trying to kill a child because apparently this child was the key to ultimately destroying him. We’ll just ignore the other background themes since they probably went over your head to begin with.
Twilight was pretty much a self-insert vampire fanfic that was poorly written, underdeveloped, and the only theme it contained was “omg sparkly vampires are so awesome I need to be one!” It was laughably pathetic at best and headache inducing “why god why” at worst.
Harry Potter, on the other hand, had a developed plot, relatable characters, many themes that were explored through the course of the books, introduced an entire hidden world, and left readers with many, many questions that may never be answered. It was attention gripping and enjoyable at best and, well, it really didn’t have a worst.
Ok. I have a question if twilight is so much better then Harry Potter. What do the characters teach us? Bella teaches us that girls are useless without guys. Edward teaches us that its alright to run away if things don’t go your way. But Harry Potter teaches us that we sometimes have to do whats right, no matter what the cost. Hermione teaches us that girls are independent and DON’T need guys to survive. Harry Potter is about Bravery, Love, Trust, Friendships, Magic, and Family. Twilight is about Vampires, Guys. I’m not saying twilight is bad, I love it. But Harry Potter just has better morals than Twilight, so if your going to go there you might as well have good reasons. Not to mention, America is also the FATTEST country in the world, and we aren’t very advanced. Plus british people are awesome. Next time you write any type of fantastic series that teaches you good morals without suspense or a bad guy, tell me. Also in Twilight Vampires SUCK BLOOD FOR FUN. Thats worse. They also kill their own kind. They kill children and all kinds of people. Next time you write something saying something is better then another thing, at least have some good reasons to back it up. Thanks.
I sincerely hope you’re joking. If you’re not… You’re just a plain idiot. I’m sorry, but it’s true. Seek medical attention. You’re racist and very offensive to the actors in the movies. Of course, that only applies if you’re not joking, but if you are, I commend you for being THE most successful troll I’ve ever seen. Amen.
Well… from what I know about Twilight, i think in the end of the first one the “good guys” rip of a man’s head and set him on fire… and in Harry Potter the only people doing the killing are the bad guys, and they eventually get their comeuppance. Which one is better for kids?
Also, the moral of Harry Potter: If you stand up for what is right, you will win. There is always hope in the darkness. Love is one of the most important things in the world. (And by that I mean all love, between family and friends, not just obsessive love like Bella)
Moral of Twilight: All girls need a man. Or they’ll jump of a cliff.
Harry Potter is the best but every people have opinion so I am not suprised about haters.
I would just like to point out that England fought with us in World War II. Also, I am American, and I can tell you that we are not the most advanced country in the world, nor are we the top. While I would love for us to be, there is no evidence of this. And that’s really prejudiced. And it makes no sense. It’s okay to like Twilight more than Harry Potter, and to state the reasons why, but it’s not okay to bash another country like that. Ever.
this is fucking hilarious! XD I laughed harder than I have in a long time at this ridiculous post. LOL
OHMIGOD. I laughed so hard at this I was crying.
I stopped half-way through to read it to my parents. When I got to the point about America being better than Britain, I was laughing so hard that I literally couldn’t speak.
My god girl. You give Twilight fans a horrible reputation. You give Americans a horrible reputation. You give the human race a horrible reputation. You are racist, sexist, homophobic and extremely insensitive. Please stop contributing your thoughts to the universe, you complete waste of oxygen.
Well, first off, I have an explanation for your behavior. I think some people are just stupid because they don’t know how stupid they are. And you, bitch are one of them. Seriously.
First of all, spell check never hurt anyone, and it would sure do wonders for you.
Second of all, for some odd reason, I just don’t find books about depressed 18 year old girls crying over her sparkling boyfriend interesting. Note the fucking sarcasm.
Thirdly, who the fuck gave you the right to say that British people ‘can be really bad’ and that they just aren’t as good’? We never fought them in WWII, they were our allies. Tell your history teacher to go back to the whore house. Also, if you can’t understand a British accent, then I feel very Very VERY sorry for you, and I;m halfway through setting you up for a mental health check.
Next, i have to say that you, my fiend, are a racist &*$%^@. Gingers are people too, unlike the dead people and dogs you like to read books about. Some people have frizzy hair, and I myself like it. Also, Luna is my favorite character, because right about now she’d be wearing her Spectraspecs and telling you that you have a nasty ass nargle infestation buzzing around in your brain.
Lastly, I have a hard time believing that you aren’t okay with death, because the main character of your book is technically dead anyway. And death is natural and ok, and we all have to deal with it.and if you have to use a slang dictionary to read a British book, lord have mercy on your soul.
Goodday to you.
alleluia.
The fuck is this? I think the fact that Twillight made $192,769,854 and Harry Potter made $317,575,550 means that it is better. Also, whats I think a sadistic killer is very realistic, more realistic than, say, a stupid constipated guy running around sparkling and screwing girls that could be his great great great great great great granddaughters. Essentially, you’re a stupid twat.
woooow…… hahhahahahhahahahaahahahahahahahahah XD Jesus in heaven save me this is hilarious.
I’m assuming this is a joke, simply for the sake of my faith in mankind.
Robert Pattinson is British and he was Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter…
Robert Pattinson is from UK and he was Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter…
This is the most grammatically incorrect piece of gibberish I have ever read in my life. The spelling is horrendous, also, the author of this is pathetic article is biast and practically racist– she calls cute, British accents ‘not normal.’
Harry Potter represents hope, therefore, he is not just an ugly, make believe character with a ‘freakish’ scar. Luna is different and vibrant. She is not colour blind. Ron is not ugly. You have offended the whole of the homosexual community by offending Albus Dumbledore.
Your second point, about how rude the and inappropriate the books are is totally incorrect. ‘Bloody Hell!’, is used in the movies, not books. You have used more cuss words in this piece of writing than what was used in the actual books.
By the way, did you realise that the Volturi wore cloaks too?
You’re literally the most ignorant and grammatically incorrect person i’ve ever met. And I haven’t even met you. Grow up and learn how to spell, or people with end up killing you, especially the Brits.
HAHA! OMG honestly is this a joke? I dont know if this article is a joke but your english is definately a joke! No wonder you dislike the british. Honey, the british gave you the english language! Before they came along you were just a bunch of cave men in animal skin skirts grunting in ape language. ( FYI I’m indian, so I am an unbiased third party)
1. So “bloody hell” and “bitch” are inappropriate for children? But somehow full pages describing the naked and sex filled honeymoon of an 18yr old girl and 117yr old pedo is an absolute bedtime story? ( Book 4 beginning chapters. Oh yes I know my way around that crap book unfortunately)
2. “too violent” haha! Dozens of people are killed in each of the twilight books. Just so the story can go on. People die all the time, its natural. What isnt natural is to have a creepy pedophile sucking the blood out of your throat while feeling you up!
3. Lets not even get into this point. The whole book is based on blood thirsty vampires for heavens sake. I think its torture enough to have an old sparkly *** staring at you all night.
4. & 5. Im not even going to grace those points with a comment. If it werent for the british you would be pooping on a rock while scratching your head and grunting like an ape! Anyway it shows, not only does your english suck but so does your general knowledge. ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH!! I suppose you account his horrible acting to his heritage then?
“Characters are ugly” Have you seen Bella’s face?? Enough said! BTW if you really are a twilight fan you’ll know that bella isnt even described in the book.
I feel sad for you cuz you are obviously a shallow, 13yr old hormonal girl who cant spell to save her life. Go grunt like an ape…it’ll suit you better! 🙂
So im a semi twilight fan and i think edward’s hot, but in terms of the storyline, harry potter is definitely better! first off, compare the girls in harry potter and twilight, and their love interests. when ron leaves harry and hermoine in the deathly hallows, no matter how distraught hermoine is, she still knows she has to move on and continue finding the horcruxes. when edward leaves bella in new moon, all bella does is cry over it and then puts her life in danger, which almost gets both her and edward killed. and then there’s comparing the actresses…kristen stewart can’t act and emma watson’s awesome…she got SO much prettier as the series went on. kristen stewart decided to get some ugly haircut and she even had to wear a wig in eclipse! all in all, HARRY POTTER FTW!
I agree with most of what you stated except for two things:
Kristen Stewart is a beautiful girl and she only cutt her hair because if her role in The Runaways
Also, she can act. Have you ever seen Speak?
Okay, go to #1. You’re right, WAY too much swearing. Hell and bitch are terrible things to say and they need to be censored. Now go to #5 and 6 AND 8. FUCK is perfectly acceptable and does not need to be censored. Seems legit.
ps I’m American and I love British people!
Let’s examine this, shall we?
1. Would you rather your kid learned to curse or ran off with an old man right after high school?
Harry Potter:1 Twilight: -1
2. Death is sad, but it’s a part of life. Twilight teaches kids that life is wonderful and you can do whatever you want without repercussions. That just leads to trouble. And I’ve heard fairy tales for kids with stuff that you wouldn’t accept according to this. For example: ‘A woman forces her husband to abandon his children,who then run into a psycho cannibal, but end up killing her.’ Small children read stuff like that, but you think Harry Potter is bad?
Harry Potter: 2 Twilight: -2 Fairy Tales: 0
3. Harry Potter makes horrible villains so we’re happy they die at the end. Also, for realism. Psychos exist in the real world. And for the death thing, see explanation 2.
Harry Potter: 3 Twilight: -2
4. This is racist and inaccurate, and I’ve seen good and bad people in all countries I’ve been to. Did you know that the ‘wonderful’ americans have a school, best in the city supposedly, with teachers that encourage hating people just for existing, while it’s Britain that has a school designed to help people that have issues caused by things like that? Also, British people joined the war the same year as the German invasion of Poland on the same side as the Americans were… after they joined later. This argument isn’t about the books, it’s about the countries, so it doesn’t even count.
Harry Potter: 3 Twilight: -2 You: -11 (Minus ten points for racism, minus one for historical inaccuracy, in case you’re wondering.)
5. I understood it without any big problems, and I was still in ESL (English as a Second Language) classes. Also, the world doesn’t revolve around America. Surprise! In Britain, a similarly stupid girl might just now be explaining how an american book is stupid because of all the American parts, and how she shouldn’t have to use a slang dictionary. Also, you’re being racist again, and this argument is too stupid to count again, AND you cursed, using a word worse than any of the Harry Potter curses, so you just proved that you don’t really care about your first point.
Harry Potter: 3 Twilight: -2 You: -22 (Minus ten for racism, minus one for hypocrisy. Google it if it’s too hard a word for you.)
6. More racism, another invalid argument, more hypocrisy, and once again, the elementary-school girl (at the time) in ESL classes understood it better than you.
Harry Potter: 3 Twilight: -2 You: -33(same reasons as before)
7. You care about looks too much, and I think the examples you used look nice. Also, what does it say about you when people actually need the Just Kidding to know you don’t actually think gingers are soulless?
Harry Potter: 4 Twilight: -2 You: -35 (minus two for your obsession with physical appearance.)
Dumbledore doesn’t look creepy, he wears a robe-not a dress-because that’s how wizards dress, and here’s a surprise for you- gay people grow old too,.
Harry Potter: 5 Twilight: -2
8. People are sadistic psychos in the real world, they enjoy this kind of thing because there is something wrong with them. Voldemort waited until the end of the the school year in Book One because it took that long to get to the Philosopher’s Stone, in Book Two he was trying to kill people the whole year, he wasn’t in Book Three, in Book Four he wanted Harry Potter to fall at the moment of his greatest triumph AND nobody was supposed to see it so Moody/Crouch wouldn’t be blamed, in Book Five he was working towards getting the prophecy all year using ways other than Harry Potter, in Book Six Malfoy had to fix the Vanishing Cabinet so the enemy could enter Hogwarts, and in Book Seven he didn’t wait until the end to do anything, he took over the school immediately and only attacked at the end because that was when Harry Potter showed up.
So in the end…
Harry Potter: the winner, with 7 points.
Twilight: The worse book, with negative 2 points.
You: a hypocrite and racist, with negative 35 points.
And that’s just from an article about how Harry Potter sucks. Now imagine if it were an article about how Harry Potter is better. It would win even more.
I can’t believe how stupid this is. I mean, you actually think the US and Britain were enemies in WW2? You poor, dumb, ignorant bitch…. And killing off main characters isn’t bad, death is normal. You tried to argue that death isn’t natural. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME???? Death is extremely natural, you idiot. If it wasn’t, everyone would still be very alive well past 100, wouldn’t they? And you should probably work on your grammar too. Just a little hint for you. There are lots of old people who are gay by the way, just because you don’t know any doesn’t mean that they don’t exist. And what’s so bad about having a ‘dork’ for a main character? A character with flaws is more interesting than one without. And I’m not even going to bother addressing your obvious anti-British feelings. It’s obviously way over your head. To conclude this: YOU ARE A MORON.
……… I dont want to live on this planet anymore.
Really? You think WE are rude? You just insulted my childhood from first grade up. Maybe if you had figured out how to stop wetting your pants, you would have had more time to read superior literature
This is hilarious you are the dumbest I’ve ever met. You are truly the funniest person I met I sure hope this was meant to be a joke but if not WTF that is so stupid
It’s confusing to u because you don’t get it.
A character named Cedric dig gory is Edward from twillight.
It’s called a British accent
It shows that torture IS bad
So what if it has bad words I’m pretty sure children old enough to read it have heard bad words before plus it only says like 3 in the whole book. Twilight has sex in it.
It has people die in it but people die every day.
Twilight doesn’t really have a plot either.
Btw the character in twilight arnt that pretty.
I find it quite funny that this person has no idea about the world at all. She has the common sense of a four year old and doesn’t know anything about history AT ALL. I don’t think she’d even be able to point out america on the world map. All your reasons are stupid and bad, not one is even based on fact, all are opinion from your own twisted mind. I personally think that you’d be better off closing your big mouth and getting on with life like or normal human. YES, that means making sense and being truthful. I feel so sorry for you, and hope your family has booked you in for brain surgery.
Wow . . . You are clearly a dumb fuck who needs to enter the real world and face the facts:
. Harry Potter has sold more copies than the Twilight Series
. The movies have better ratings and the ratings are well deserved
. The story line in Harry Potter is much more thought out and descriptive.
Just face it, it is better literature
So…. Lizzie are you going to come out and defend the book you loved so much to make a whole page of worthless opinions? Or are u just going to hide behind the shield called “internet”? I can’t tell if you are using sarcasm or are you really that stupid.
Can’t believe I’m wasting my time by writing logical facts to this stupidity but here I go: HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY!
1. There’s a fair amount of swearing in Twilight. How many times did we see the phrase “p****d off”? And furthermore, ‘bloody hell isn’t considered swearing in Britain. Completely different context.
2. If you think Harry Potter is too violent, I’d suggest picking up a copy of the Hunger Games. Yes, people die in Harry Potter. And why? Because that’s how life works. Death is natural! People die in Twilight too. And the wizarding world is at war in Harry Potter. Good guys tend to die as well as bad guys when there’s war. The books get darker as the readers and characters mature.
And while I’m on the subject, why should little kids be reading about Edward and Bella’s honeymoon? What about that horrific birth scene? Edward chewing Reneesmee out of Bella? Her spine breaking while she vomits blood? That’s just horrific and a whole chapter is spent on it with disturbingly graphic detail. Girls as young as eight read these books. How is that age appropriate? The “violence” in Harry Potter shows how awful injustice really is and how the need to fight for good is so vital. In Twilight, the violence is ok, because it’s all about LOVE!
3. Yes, torture is wrong. That’s exactly the author’s point. Why do you think JK Rowling made the BAD guys do it? It’s not meant to be enjoyable, it’s supposed to show the nature of good and evil.
And I’d say Bella giving birth is far more uncomfortable to read when it’s just violent for the sake of being violent, then trying to pass it off as a good thing because Edward and Bella are in LOVE.
4. So anything that’s not American isn’t worthy? That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard a Twihard say. Just because something is American does NOT make it better. That’s not logic, that’s just idiotic, illogical and practically racist. THE BRITISH DIDN’T FIGHT AGAINST AMERICA IN WW2! That’s just a ridiculously dumb thing to say! Grow up!
5. They’ve made American editions of Harry Potter and changed some of the terminology. How is it the book’s fault if you can’t understand something? I’m Australian. I had no problem with understanding Harry Potter.
6. The movies are not as good as the books but thery’re still great! The Twilight movies are horribly acted and are mind-numbingly dull. They have ‘funny accents’ because they’re FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY! They’re British because Harry Potter is set in Britain! And like I said above, HOW IS IT THE MOVIE’S FAULT IF YOU NEED SUBTITLES?!?!?! The actors are talking normally, they just don’t talk like you therefore they suck. I can see even MORE racism!
7. We love the characters because of their personalities. Life is more than looks, sweetie! There is not one person who will ever look like Edward because nothing in this life is perfect!
Hermione is smart, quick thinking and actually has a brain. When the love of her life left her, she kept going with the mission to destroy the most evil wizard ever to walk the earth. When Bella’s squeeze breaks her heart, she lies around being miserable, shuts herself off from the world and jumps off a cliff. Who’s the better role model?
Ron is loyal, brave and has a sense of humour. He overcomes his fear of spiders and pushes through his insecurities to help his friends.
Harry is born into tragic circumstances and has to put up with things no kid should ever have to, yet he is unwavering in his morals and convictions. Bella constantly whines about how tortured she is when she has no problems, no life, no aspirations outside of Edward, no respect for her parents and is a horrible role model.
Dumbledore is not creepy, he’s a wise mentor and who honestly gives a damn if he’s gay? Who cares what age he is? And BTW, wizards wear ROBES, not dresses.
8. What kind of sadistic villains kill people for fun? Hitler, Stalin, Ivan Milat, and thousands more. Some people are evil and that’s just life. Creepy losers in bad cloaks? Sure you’re not talking about the Volturi? Also, at least Voldemort and his followers are actually motivated enough to do something unlike the Volturi who sit around eating tourists and talking about their feelings with the Cullens for 3 freaking chapters and cheating readers out of a litle thing called PLOT!
Harry Potter is far superior to Twilight. Better written, better characters, better world, it’s just better in every sense.
Stop trying to act like Harry Potter is dumb and all fans are dumb for enjoying quality literature. That’s rude!
I am British, let’s just get that out there, and i find it really offensive that you can say that everything American is so superior to British. Also, the books clearly say that being that evil is NOT okay, and that what Voldemort did was wrong. While i’m on that subject, how can you even be dumb enough to say that no-one is cruel enough to do what Voldemort did? He was based on Adolf Hitler and unfortunately Hitler was sadistic and creepy enough to kill and torture people for fun!!!!! I cannot believe i had to read such a superficial and shallow observation of the female characters! They are all smart, strong, independent young women who didn’t just dither about looking pretty. Here’s a reality check, darling, not every girl in the world is a brainless bimbo who had nothing else on her mind but what she looks like! There is nothing wrong with Dumbledore being gay, it doesn’t matter how old you are, you’re still allowed to have a sexuality!!!!!!!! I just cannot get over the complete ignorance of this post, but i do grudgingly accept that everyone is allowed their opinion. Oh, i hope you could understand me, you know, with all my BRITISH SLANG and all?
um i would like to say several things one you can’t spell two umm do you even know who was ww2 and you said killing people is vilent umm isn’t sucking blood out of people untill their lifless vilent not to munchen completly sick so yeah this was a complete fail i would also like to suggest that you have the correct facts before you go writing things
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and the british thing? one of my best friends is british. and then there is tom hiddleston, the sexiest man i have ever seen. and tom felton. hot. very hot. now, say it again bitch. -pardon my language- i dare you.
and since when is bloody hell a swear? never.
and you obviously are an idiot if you think that americans are always better. and LEARN YOUR HISTORY. Britain was with the allies, just like america.
you couldnt understand them? wow. then you are the most idiotic person in the world. they had accents because THEY ARE BRITISH. they talk with what they think is normal. if you want to england, theyd think you had an accent.
they didnt torture them just for fun, Voldy wanted to kill muggles because he wanted to be ther darkest, most feared wizard of all time. he also did it because he wanted to have only purebloods in the wizarding world. but, youre a filthy muggle, and an idiotic one who is the reason ou generation is crap. before you hate, try reading the books. i actually read the twilight books. i hated them. bella is supposedly described as plain, but her name means beautiful swan….hmmm?
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1. Harry Potter fans aren’t vain and we don’t base our favourite books depending on how “hot” the vampires and werewolves are.
2. HP books are much better written and English teachers agree with this comment.
3. Stephen King hates Twilight and loves Harry Potter and we can all rely on Stephen King (Author of The Shining) to be a good critic.
4. Twilight may include beautiful romantic elements. However, Harry Potter includes many beautiful romances, lots of exhilerating adventures, action, magic…the list could go on.
5. There are many more layers to the plotline, story and genre of Harry Potter.
6. Even Cambridge graduates enjoy Harry Potter.
7. Harry Potter has an adult version as it is aimed at a wide variety of the population. Twilight is in the teenage section & the teenage section alone.
8. Harry Potter fans can spell and put forward a decent argument on these discussion groups, not like “omg rpattz is hot n stuff”.
9. Robert Pattinson was Cedric before Edward and he looked and acted better as that role.
10. Kristen Stewart can not act as Bella-she blinks too much and bites her lip. Is that all she can do with that character?
11. I don’t blame Kristen for the above. Bella is a very boring character and I doubt there’s much you can do with someone who is totally dependant on a man and who falls over at any given moment.
12. How does Twilight even make sense? If Jasper goes crazy over a paper cut then he wouldn’t be allowed to go to school where people get paper cuts all the time.
13. If it tortures Edward so much to not drain Bella dry then how does he contain himself when she has her…monthly visits…grim thing to mention I know but it is a valid point!
14. Harry Potter is the hero who conquered the Dark Lord. Bella Swan is the heroine who conquered The Volturi…oh wait, no she didn’t. That’s right…she just blocked their powers with her mental barrier and let them walk away after killing an innocent vampire. That’s justice for you!
15. Hermione and Ginny and (even) Luna are good role models for young women. Unlike Bella who falls apart after losing Edward and only gets back to normal (ish) when she meets Jacob.
16. I have actually read both book series’ unlike a lot of the Twilight fans who have probably never even looked at a Harry Potter book.
17. Although Rowling may have been inspired by some ideas from Greek Mythology, The Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars? and The Little White Horse, at least she only adapted a subtle amount of these influences into her novels. Unlike Meyer who (so obviously) copied the romantic structure of events from Wuthering Heights and stole many of LJ Smith’s ideas.
18. Vampires die in the sunlight, don’t they? They do not sparkle. I don’t understand why teenage girls are going crazy over this. Surely sparkling is something a girl would like to do. Not something a girl would like her boyfriend to do!
19. Also, a vampire without fangs? Seriously?? Isn’t that just a deranged human?
20. Team Edward and Team Jacob are just a way to cause arguments amongst Twilight fans. I think it’s safe to say that most Harry Potter fans respect whether another prefers Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Bill, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, Draco or even Voldemort!
21. There is a Harry Potter Theme Park. A THEME PARK! Hello?
22. Wizards eat normal food and so they get to visit Honeydukes sweet shop which is full of the most delicious sounding treats you will EVER read about. Vampires drink blood? Oh…yum.
23. Victoria is the fiery red head of Twilight, yes? There is a large family of fiery red heads in Harry Potter called The Weasley’s…they are all lovable and likeable characters…even Percy (sometimes) while Victoria is a villain (and not a very good one).
24. Nobody stands up to The Volturi in Twilight but The Order of The Pheonix are not afraid to oppose The Ministry. Hell, even the students oppose the ministry with Dumbledore’s army. Come on Cullens. Surely you could run the Vampire World better than Aro???!
25. I’d just like to point out to the Twihards that “Daniel Radcliffe got naked with a horse” is not a valid reason to support your belief that Twilight is better. Daniel’s performance of that particular play made critics go crazy with compliments for his “breathtaking performance” so if anything it only supports the belief that Harry Potter is better! 🙂
26. Harry Potter films use lots of very talented actors/actresses in the films. Particularly Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, Ralph Fiennes, Jim Broadbent, Timothy Spall, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Bill Nighy etc etc etc etc (the list could go on).
27. Harry Potter grew up with it’s readers and so it grew in maturity and the characters developed alongside the fans. The Twilight characters stay the same throughout the novel and it is only aimed at one agre group.
28. Twilight fans seem fond of the question “Who would win in a fight, Vampires or Wizards?” To which I have to say…AVADA KEDAVRA! =]
29. The true love in Twilight, however lovely to read about, is completely unrealistic. Whereas the romantic aspects of Harry Potter are built up over time to reflect the reality that is even incorporated into a magical world.
30. Rosalie Cullen may be the perfect, bitchy, blonde haired beauty who is really very nice underneath it all. But I’m sorry, Fleur Delacour is all that and more-she’s even part veela for crying out loud. And she gets Bill who is far cooler than Emmett.
31. Remus Lupin is typical of the mythological werewolves whereas the Twilight werewolves are just a shoddy version of a shapeshifter. Aren’t shapeshifters supposed to change into whatever animal they want to? I wanted to be a tiger. Thanks Meyer. Way to kill a dream!
32. Harry Potter is comedic and Ronald Weasley (what a beaut) made me laugh out loud several times throughout ALL of the books. So did Fred & George…actually Harry, Hermione and Ginny did sometimes. I barely laughed at all during the Twilight saga. And in all honesty, laughter is good for the heart and the soul. Isn’t that what they say? ;]
33. Harry Potter fans are more mature than Twilight fans (not all but most of the time) because Harry Potter is about a fight for survival, a struggle for happiness and a love that is more powerful than evil. Twilight is mainly a love story based around a love triangle. Harry Potter is much more complex!
34. I’m very sorry for those who are Team Jacob. But…he imprints on a baby? Really? It might not be paedophilic but…it’s still very creepy.
35. Harry leaves Ginny for her own protection so she smiles with a broken heart, continues to learn defence against the dark arts with the DA and battles against the Death Eaters. Edward leaves Bella for her own protection and she falls into a depression. I think I know who I’d rather be.
36. Edward might be able to read minds but Snape could teach us all Occlumency to sort out that problem. Also, Voldemort’s Legilimency is much more powerful and effective than Edward’s weak attempt at mind reading. And Aro’s is highly unrealistic. Meyer needs to pay attention to Snape. “Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls,” … “the mind is a complex and many layered thing.”
37. Werewolves throw off Alice’s predictions of the future? Well, they don’t throw off Sybill Trelawney’s!
38. Harry Potter allows you to fall in love with a characters personality rather than blinding you with visions of their perfect looks.
39. Twihards got really personal and said that all Harry Potter fans are geeks with spots and greasy hair. Well, I don’t fit that description and I’m sure most of Harry Potter’s fanbase don’t either. Just saying…I think you make yourselves seem very vain.
40. Twilight is taking over too much of my life. Give up on all the merchandise, would you? I’d rather read my HP books than wear a T-shirt of it. It makes it seem as though the books and film haven’t made enough money. Stop milking it please. Thanks!
41. Harry and co. learn Defence against the dark arts, Potions, Charms, Transfiguration, Care of Magical Creatures etc etc etc. How amazing would that be? Bella and co. learn Maths, Science, English…P.E? Oh how…imaginative.
42. Alright, so Vamps and Werewolves can run pretty fast. So join the olympics why don’t you? Witches and Wizards can apparate or jump on a firebolt! Hmmm…flying a magical broomstick & disappearing into thin air & appearing somewhere else…or do I just want to run? Toughie, that one!
43. Did the Twilight movies do better than the Harry Potter ones? I’m not sure. But if they did then that’s their only consolation because the Harry Potter books are a worldwide phenomenom (one of the bestselling books EVER) and will be for years. Twilight is just a teen craze.
44. Oh woohoo Vampires can live forever! Who wants to live forever when “death is but the next great adventure”???!
45. Voldemort is eventually defeated, bringing a resounding, happy but heartbreaking resolution to the novels. Aro’s still knocking about, I heard.
46. Aro looks haggered because he just let the years take their toll on him. Voldemort looks like a dangerous, vehement villain because he killed several times in order to rip his soul and make himself immortal. Hmm, which is the most interesting bad guy? I wonder…
47. Jacob Black can turn into a wolf? Oh so what. SIRIUS Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin IS a werewolf, Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat.
48. Harry Potter = Wizards, Witches, Animagi, Werewolves, Ghosts, Poltergeists, Vampires, Dragons, Veela, Cornish Pixies, Fairies, Leprechauns, Giants, Unicorns, Basilisks, Trolls, Goblins, Centaurs, Muggle borns, Squibs etc.
Twilight = Vampires, Shapeshifters, Vampires, Shapeshifters…erm…humans?
49. Harry manages to fall in love and keep a functional & beautiful relationship with Ginny without stalking her a little! =D
50. Harry likes Cho first to show how you don’t always realise that the one you’re supposed to be with is right in front of you. Edward and Bella (apart from a cheeky lip locking with a certain werewolf) only want each other from the start-a highly unrealistic, modern day couple if you ask me.
51. Harry isn’t paranoid about kissing Ginny (even though Ron is in the room!) like Edward is about getting close to Bella. And she doesn’t punch him when he kisses her either unlike Bella to that certain werewolf.
52. Jacob is obviously a potential rapist. I mean, if a girl punches you when you kiss her the first time then you do NOT force yourself on her again! Got that?
53. Harry Potter has a Triwizard tournament involving exhilerating tasks and an amazing reward which eventually results in Weasleys Wizard Wheezes! Twilight has the love rivals Jacob and Edward battling it out for a reward of…Bella. Wow.
54. Harry sacrificed himself to save the world. Edward sacrificed himself to…oh no, he just wanted to die because he thought Bella was dead 🙂
55. Fred and George Weasley (and sometimes Lee Jordan) are legends and cannot be compared to anyone in Twilight.
56. Ron, Harry and Hermione share a wonderful friendship. The Cullens’ friendships are all very uninteresting and don’t seem to be strong at all. Do they have any REAL friends? Apart from each other?
57. Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione actually grow up and marry and have children. A beautiful ending to a beautiful series! Twilight has only a continual family of teenagers. Great…this gets old, you know. (Even if the characters don’t!!!)
58. Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill off several main characters in order to take the readers through an emotional journey. Things can’t always be nicey-nicey Meyer >:|
59. Even Nicholas Flamel gets tired of living forever. When are the Cullens gonna tire of it?
60. Edward’s eyes change colour when he’s hungry? How nice. Tonks can change her entire appearance whenever. Plus, Hermione can whip me up a polyjuice potion anytime!
61. Ron and Hermione actually get on each others nerves and argue because they have human emotions! Edward wasn’t even angry when Bella cheated on him. When is that guy going to grow a backbone?
62. Snape dedicated his life to good just because of his love for Lily. That’s what you call dedication. You might wanna take some notes Miss Swan.
63. Neville Longbottom (the stereotypical loser) was a hero and killed Nagini, shattering many stereotypes and instilling the readers with faith.
64. Harry Potter is so heartbreakingly brilliant that nobody can read The Deathly Hallows and not cry.
65. In the wizarding world you can consume Felix Felicis aka liquid luck. What could be better?
66. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Bonnie
Wright, Tom Felton and Evanna Lynch all play their characters brilliantly and they are all lovely in real life.
67. Edward and Harry both died and came back to life…but Harry didn’t need to be bitten by a vampire and join the undead to do it.
68. Hagrid. Enough said. He’s jollier than Father Christmas!
69. Albus Dumbledore says the wisest things. Eg. “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.” Listen up Cullen! Just turn on the light and stop being all thougtful and worried.
70. Twilight spends about 10 pages describing the same thing. Jeez, get on with it! I don’t care how beautiful Edward is.
71. Jasper can control how people feel? Who needs that?! IMPERIO … there, done 🙂
72. The Vampire Diaries TV show mentioned Twilight only to mock it (basically) =]
73. Being an avid reader I read both series’ in a very short amount of time. (a book a day?) And after Harry Potter I felt sad that it was over, thrilled by how good it was and amazed that someone’s imagination had actually thought up such an amazing and complex story. After The Twilight Saga…I wasn’t thrilled and I was very disappointed that there was no battle. There was a mega build up…for what?
74. The Twilighters claiming that Harry Potter is complicated better not even try to read any of the classics that their heroine (Meyer) loves so much. Their brains are clearly not up to it.
75. The names of the Harry Potter characters have deep and meaningful reasons behind them. Eg. Albus = White (in latin) perfect for the Dark Lord’s worst fear. And Dumbledore = Bumblebee…Rowling said that she “liked the idea that this music lover might absent-mindedly hum to himself”. Whereas the names used in Twilight can only kind of be applied to the characters. And Bella = beautiful…yet she is described to be very plain. Hmm…?
76. Rowling has an impressive knowledge of myths and legends and moulds them into her own to make them seem fresh and original.
77. Even though HP is set in fantastical circumstances, a lot of real life traumas happen, enabling everyone to relate to it.
78. Most of the characters in Twilight are extremely one dimensional whereas everyone in Harry Potter is complex and has many sides to them (even Voldemort…when you learn about his past in the 6th book)
79. Everyone wants a Hogwarts christmas!!! That amazing dinner, wizards crackers, a knitted jumper off Mrs Weasley, giant Christmas trees with real fairies and icicles for decoration, exploding snap with Fred and George, snowball fights with the Weasleys & Harry & Hermione and looking out at the frozen lake, kissing Harry or Ron under the miseltoe (Hermione or Ginny for the guys?) ;] Sounds pretty perfect to me.
80. The ending of Harry Potter has a mirror of the beginning with Teddy Lupin losing his Auror parents (but because Voldemort is defeated, he gets a nice life =]) Unlike Breaking Dawn which ends with…wait for it..”The End”..oh how original.
81. I don’t care how fast Edward and Jacob are at running, Grawp could smush them with his big feet in a second.
82. Speaking of Grawp, his knowledge consisting of “Hagger” and “Hermy” are actually much more useful than the knowledge in Twilight. Ouch. Sorry…harsh. But you guys asked for it!
83. Hermione is quick thinking, clever and knowing. Bella is slow and terrible at thinking on her feet.
84. Oooh! Halloween at Hogwarts anyone? Hagrids giant pumpkins, amazing decorations and another beautiful dinner? But you know, I think I’d even enjoy Sir Nick’s deathday party!
85. The reasons I have listed are far more valuble and informative than the ones on the Twilight fan page which just goes on about how “Vampires are WAY hotter than wizards” Uh. Ok.
86. With regards to 85, although I do not under any circumstances base which I prefer on looks, I’d just like to point out that Lautner’s body was camera enhanced in New Moon and Pattinson had his abs painted on. At least when Dan “got naked with a horse” he was brave and comfortable enough to do it in his own skin.
87. Edward my dear, you can run but you can’t hide. Harry…you have an invisibility cloak so…I guess you can run and hide. Good for you! 🙂
88. Harry Potter has references to the wizard – Merlin – who is a part of the Arthurian legend, possibly one of the best and most loved legends of all time.
89. The popularity of Harry Potter caused universities
and colleges across the globe to begin to include a “creative writing” course as one of their subjects. Twilight caused…oh…nothing.
90. Do you ever see Hermione or Ginny throwing themselves at Ron or Harry? No. You do not. Because Ginny matures and realises that she has to be patient to get the man she loves and Hermione is just classier and smarter than Bella.
91. Harry Potter is appealing to both boys, girls, men and women. Whereas Twilight…lets face it…is mainly for the teenage variety of the female gender.
92. Apparently Edward Cullen is a Byronic Hero now? Oh come off it. What faults could he possibly have? Apart from being irritatingly perfect and stalkerish.
93. Twilight suddenly became popular and over rated after the film came out. Harry Potter hit it off before the films were contracted and it could never be over rated! ♥
94. I am Lord Voldemort = Tom Marvolo Riddle. So clever! And then there’s Aro…yeah, beautifully and cleverly created that name, Meyer.
95. Harry Potter has a powerful theme of Good Vs Evil and emphasises the fact that love conquers all (romantic, friendship or familial). Twilight is just a romance.
96. “You are my life now” Woah. Intense! Harry and Ginny are in love as are Ron and Hermione but you don’t need to make your partner your everything. You can have other people in your life too, you know!
97. Dobby sacrifices himself to save Harry and his friends, his first word to Harry and his last words ever being “Harry Potter”. Also, Kreacher is a very cool House Elf. Even Vampires and Werewolves wouldn’t stand a chance against his Elf stampede.
98. Voldemort is the most powerful dark wizard ever known. So if Harry managed to defeat him, he could easily defeat Edward, Jacob and Bella put together. Don’t try him ;]
99. It is possible to read the Harry Potter books over and over and over again and never get bored of them due to their breathtaking, awesome, thrilling and simply amazing storyline which should appeal to anyone and everyone.
100. If you’re a Twilighter or you don’t agree with what I’ve just said, then you’re obviously a filthy mudblood, still bitter about the fact that you didn’t get your Hogwarts letter of acceptance. Let it go already. Can’t you see what that did to Petunia? =]
Hallelujah…..Obviously the girl needs a brain health check….-.-
You say it right and thanks to you i dont have to write 100 reasons by myself…:P
And you filthy mudblood…My father will hear about this….;)
Thank you VERY much for this! I agree that your comments are well-written, well-thought-out and well-supported, whereas the original “essay” was “Durr durr Twilight is better because they’re hot. LOLXD!” I think that you are a very intelligent being and you should publish your list! You should at least post it elsewhere. Frequently. Whoever was responsible for the original abomination on this site should learn to 1. verify her sources before posting, 2. check her spelling, and 3. make use of actual arguments, and I thank you for saying this much more eloquently than I ever could have. May I use your post? I have a few unsavory acquaintances that may need to read this.
Can I just ask, is this actually serious or not? Because to me it seems more like a fake than anything else. If it isn’t, can I just say, I despair for you, at how you can manage to not realise that a lot of what you are saying as criticism is truth in life anyway, and particularly the reference to WW2. You could have at least checked that part out properly…
Why Twilight kinda suck’s
1. The character’s are lame. Bella is emo, Edward is sex adicted and jacob think’s he’s a werewolf but werewolf’s only change on full moon!
2.In a fight scene in eclipse (at least in the movie), a guy punched the head off another guy…THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE! (magic is also impossible but he used his fist’s to punch it off)
And also, the F word is worse then B****, so actually you’re saying something you’re saying is unacceptable. HARRY POTTER ROCKS! AND TWILIGHT SUCK’S!
I am both a Harry Potter AND a Twilight fan and i have never wanted to slap a Twilight fan so much!
You clearly no nothing! have you even read the flaming Twilight book or the Harry Potter books?
1. First Bloody Hell isn’t wearing wheras Pissed off is. (Bella says it in Breaking Dawn after their honeymoon) As a Bitch a female dog so also not swearing. And kids hear worse on the TV so not really a shock to them.
2. This point me me LOL! Urm Hello. James snapped Bella’s leg my stamping on it in the Twilight book! He then proceed to smashing her head open and biting her! Her leg was stabbed with a piece of glass as she fell onto it and ended up severing an artery. James was then ripped to pieces and had his head ripped off and burnt. In new moon there is the huge fight with the Volturi. In eclipse a lot of innocent people are turned into a vampire and slaughtered. Victoria’s head in ripped off and we see it! And in Breaking Dawn there is a huge fight! Your point is totally irrelevant. I’m sorry but the deaths in Harry Potter symbolize something whereas in Twilight they do not. Good guys SO die in real life! Urm hello, Bree Tanner was a good person in Eclipse who didn’t want to hurt anyone but she as killed! And duh Death is natural! Dear God! It teaches children that life is sacred so they shoudl respect it.
3. Refer to point one! James tortured Bella by snapping her leg! You endure 3 days of torture in Twilight to become a vampire! And Vampires enjoy killing people!
4. It maybe British sweetie but at least we spell don’t spell ‘kids’ as ‘kinds’. And at one point in history England owned most of the world. You’re not as powerful as you think! Also, I’m sure Stephanie Meyer would be pleased to know what racist scum you really are!
“I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.” WTF did I just read? You idiot! You fought alongside us not against us! DEAR FUCKING GOD! Dumb as well as racist!
5. Its comfusing? You can’t even spell the bloody word so no long you get confused! And honey, the books were translated into different languages! So garden in harry potter was called yard in the American version. So any slang words were converted to American slang words lmao. And considering you are speaking the British language then you are actually not speaking it correctly. So you my dear are the confusing ones!
6. The movies are crap? No they’re not. That is simply your opinion. And I’m sorry but just like the Twilight movies, harry Potter will never live up to the book! And if everything American is so great then why are the movies not great? Little contradictory don’t you think? And its called a British Accent. If you cannot understand it then I suggest you take elocution lessons! And do you know whats funny! I have about 10 America Friends who can understand it perfectly!
7. The characters are ugly? Yes some characters are no oil painting but that’s what teaches us the beauty of beauty! Hermione teaches us that brains are better than beauty (you apparently have neither), Luna is weird that’s why shes called loony Luna! She symbioses individuality, and yes Ron is a ginger? And he does have a soul a he doesn’t have a horcrux. And your shooting Harry down for having glasses and a scar? URM Angela wears glasses in twilight, and all the Cullen’s have scars from where they were bitten. Jasper is covered head to toe in them (read the FRICKIN books!). You seriously need to read the books because I feel that you re not as much as a Twilight fan as you make yourself out to be!
So beards are evil? I’ve heard it all now lmao! URM Charlie Swan had a mustache in the movie and int he book so is he evil for having a mustache? yeah i didn’t think so! And I’m sorry I must right to the people who are gay and tell them that they cannot be gay over the age of, shall we say 40? That is ridiculous!
8. The villains are unrealistic? The villains in Twilight are bloody vampires! OMG! They’re both unrealistic! And also the Volturi gave the Cullen’s a second chance to turn Bella into a Vampire whereas Voldemort would have just killed them so whose the real villain now?
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad?
These are a few reasons that clearly show you haven’t understood either AHrry Potter OR Twilight!
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS?
It does have the aforementioned things? So try again!
And as I have already said! I am a Harry potter AND a Twilight fan so I know what I’m talking about! I am not biased at all! but you clearly are not much of a fan as you make yourself out to be as you do not even understand the books clearly! Please go and re-read the twilight books and then come back to us!
1. harry potter is not for children only bitch… you know twilight has alot of kissings and sex scene…thats not for children too right?
2. violent? and what u call the violent in twilight? and that fool bella
3.there are many phsycos that kill people with no reason.better read news than twilight and get a life!
4.fail.British currency is better than America and their stuffs too,their people aren’t idiot like Americans at least.lol with fool story too
5.british is original and better than America english. GTFO
6.thats not funny accent! thats cool and cute accent that means they are original! better get a life and learn to speak
7.FAIL. THE CHARACTERS ARE SO GORGEOUS. ITS A POTRAY FROM THE BOOK,U DONT HAVE TO BELIEVE IT. THE ACTRESSES AND ACTORS! U KNOW EVEN NEVILLE IS HOT NOW. AND HERMIONE IS FREAKINGY MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN BELLA. MAYBE EDWARD AND JACOB ARE HOT BUT FUKKIN VAMPIRE SPARKLING LIKE FAIRY! WHO SAYS THAT HARRY IS NOT GORGEOUS. ANYWAY DUMBLEDORE ACTING IS GREAT AND NOT SHITTY LIKE KRISTENS OR EDWARD.FRO U KNOW ROBBERT PATTINSON IS NOT ONLY EDWARD. HE IS CEDRIC DIGGORY TOO,U SUCK.FAIL!
8.BECAUSE THEY ARE VILLAIN SO THEY HAVE TO BE CREEPY. IN TWIIGHT ITS LIKE A FOOL STORY THAT HAS NO IDEA WITH THE VILLAIN. I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHO IS THE REAL VILLAIN. IT JUST A USUAL ROMANCE STORY NOT BETTER THAN HARRY… AND YEAH LOVE ISNT ABOUT KISSING,SEX, TALKING SOMETHING SAD… BELLA IS PATHETIC AND DONT HAVE A LIFE!
Let me retort.
1. “Bloody Hell” is not necessarily a curse word, actually. And using “Bitch” in the final book is not actually a bad thing, considering that most who are reading/watching the books are older or actually understand what’s going on. By the way, is showing Bella giving birth or having sex actually appropriate at all?
2. Death is shown in every book because people die. People you love will be taken away from you.
-Philosopher’s/Sorcerer’s Stone: Quirrel died. He was a minion of the dark lord and was killed because he was harbouring a dark force like Voldemort.
-Chamber of Secrets: The ghost of Tom Riddle “dies”. He’s a bad guy as well.
-Prisoner of Azkaban: Buckbeak is executed due to a misunderstanding because of the antagonist, Draco Malfoy. However, he is revived and lives.
-Goblet of Fire: Cedric Diggory (your precious Edward Cullen) dies. This shows that just because you’re innocent doesn’t mean you’re spared.
-Order of the Phoenix: Sirius Black dies. This is to show that those you love will be taken away from you at any time.
-Half Blood Prince – Dumbledore dies. This is to show that even the wisest and most powerful of people can be taken away from us.
– Deathly Hallows – Dobby dies, again showing that even the most loyal and innocent can be taken away. Tonks and Lupin die together to show that true love can die as well. Fred dies to show once again that even your best friend can die. Snape dies misunderstood.
Death is natural and sorta needs to be written about. By the way, didn’t your beloved hero Bella try to kill herself on numerous occasions?
3. Yes, villains are bad people. They torture. It shows that there are horrendously bad people in this world.
4. This is just…no. Just no. By the way, Robert Pattinson is British. Enjoy.
5. Harry Potter has a complex plot line. And really, the voices aren’t that hard to understand.
6. The movies are crap? At least the makeup and special effects don’t look like they’ve been done while high on cocaine in five minutes.
7. Oh yes, and Bella the emotionless cardboard box is drop-dead sexy. Not all people in this world are beautiful, and that’s what I love about Harry Potter. It accentuates people’s flaws and imperfections. No one is too old or too unattractive to be human.
8. Have you never heard of Charles Manson or Casey Anthony or Adolph Hitler? They tortured and killed people for absolutely no reason. And the Volturi don’t wait til the end? I hadn’t even read about them until the very last book, and even then they never attacked. No, seriously! “Oh, there’s more than just one half human-half vampire? Okay then!”
You are so right. The stupid girl should just shut-up and realize that Harry Potter is the best!
I feel sorry for you. You’re so stupid. You don’t even know that USA & Great Britain fought together against communists in WW2? FAIL.
And it feels like you can’t like both, HP & Twilight, and liking them both would be a crime? Wtf.
News flash you guys! THIS IS CLEARLY SATIRE.
Oh my Rowling, I am American and I feel bad for me and everyone else that has to live in the same country as you, Troll. I also (an American) think that Britain comes up with FAR better things than America… Look at Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Primeval, The Beatles. And that’s only a small percentage! Go home (no, actually go to school), do some decent research, don’t be a total buffoon next time you stop by the internet, and start looking at the real world. Gosh I am so sorry for you right now.
lol.what’s the name of your mental hospital?
Thank you for giving me the biggest laugh of my life. I am not going to bother arguing with you about the quality of the novels, as by the tone of this article you are much to bias to listen in the first place, so I’ll just make these points.
1) The comments about British culture being substantial are downright racist. And if you need subtitles for a British accent, then just give up now.
2) You say that the characters in Harry Potter are ugly. This is you’re opinion. Everyone has a diffrent idea of physical attraction, and the diffrence between JK Rowling and Meyer is that instead of telling us which characters are attractive, JK lets us make up our own mind.
3) You also seem content to judge by appearences. I will simply say this. Grow up.
4) You are making the mistake of thinking that a book involving violence, tourture and death promotes violence, torture and death. However, Voldomort and Bellatrix are the villians, people we are shown to be evil. If anything, the book shows the devistating consiquences of these things.
5) You seem to be under the impression that bloody is a very bad swear word. Given the fact that Twilight is a Vampire novel, and mentions blood repeatadly, this is a little hypocritical.
6) You claim not to be homophobic. The fact that a gay character is even on a list of issues indicates otherwise.
Oh, and Britian won world war II. We where also on the same side as America.
Faults with all of those-
1. So there’s a bit of swearing? So what! Some kids aren’t as stupid as you! I’m 11 and I’ve read the books 378469 times and seen the movies 84375629 times. (Random pressing of numbers there) I haven’t picked up on the cussing and I do NOT think cussing is okay. So you fail on this one.
2. People have to die to make the series good. And JK Rowling had very good reasons to make people die. Like the one above. You know, when Molly calls Bellatrix a bitch? JK Rowling made Molly kill Bellatrix to show the difference between motherly love and obsessive love. You fail at this one.
3. It’s just part of the book! And if you read it, the people who torture people in the book, die or get defeated and sent to Azkaban! You again fail on this one.
4. Everything about that is wrong. British films are much more interesting. What does WW2 have to do with anything? Like what the heck? You, like totally epicly fail at this one.
5. I’m American. Pure American. I can understand it perfectly. So you again, fail 🙂
6. Why did you put the question above then say this? THEY ARE BRITISH< YOU IDIOT! THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE YOU FAILED MOST AT!
7. What does it matter that the characters aren't attractive? Maybe they aren't in the first few movies, but as they progress, they get HOT BRO! And Luna was put in to teach us to be ourselves and to not care what others say. I'd rather one of them then a sparkly vampire. Hey, fun fact! Robert Pattison said he liked Harry Potter more than Twilight!
8. Have you heard about the shooting in Colorado last week? yeah. For fun! So you fail 🙂
9.
All right you little bitch before you go criticizing shit get your facts right they say damn in twilight but of course that’s not as bad as he’ll and Bella and Edward have fucking sex you think that’s appropriate and the British fougjtn our side in ww2 dumb ass their accents aren’t hard to understand at all and Robert pattinson the guy all you twilight girls are in fuckingLOVE with was in Harry potter. You’re obviously one of those moron girls who does no research or anything and just says whatever the fuck they think.
And one more fucking thing. Hermione isn’t that ugly neither are that many of the other characters. Vampires aren’t covered in fucking glitter and werewolves aren’t dogs they’re fucking WOLVES. oh and also Kristen Stewart looks like she’s either dead or emo. The Harry potter characters actually have a personality. You talk shit about voldemort being a bad person and whatever. That’s the mothetfucking point. Silence of the lambs was regarded as an amazing movie and Hannibal lecter was a serial killing cannibal. So the next time think about REAL LIFE and other people’s opinions before you act like a bitch and trash the series that’s better written, more realistic, and more interesting than your god damn twilight
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. When was this posted? Long enough for this chick to realise that she got the facts WRONG I hope! Number 4 is killing me! Who is this girl? And why can’t she spell? I hope she realises that she used the word “sirius” which either means she misspelled serious or is a bigger fan of Harry Potter than she says she is.
My eyes… Oh my eyes… The grammar in this thing is simply APPALLING! PLEASE GET A DICTIONARY AND LEARN TO SPELL! Really?
“Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff.” How ignorant can a person get? And oh, I love this part! “I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?” fought against you? THE BRITISH AND AMERICANS WORKED TOGETHER TO BEAT THE GERMANS! IN BOTH WORLD WARS! Please, before you act like you know everything, GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!
Don’t blame your lack of brain cells on a book okay? Muggles these days… I swear ==”
You’re complaining about Harry Potter using “innapropriate” language? Did you even read the post you dork? And you’re saying that America is better than England? WHO ARE YOU TO DO THAT! Mary Poppins is one of the bet musicals on earth and it is British. I think you should be in a hospital for mental people. Then you said death isn’t natural. IT IS! And why would anyone want to read a book thats all happy? There has to be death. The Twilight series is just as innapropriate as Harry Potter! You should seriously visit the doctor!
Are you mental? Or just bloody stupid? Its people like you who are bringing down this country.
Okay…here goes.
When I was about ten percent of the way through, I was ready to choke a kitten. Or more likely anything sparkly because it reminded me of stupid Eddie. (I’m guessing that, with your pea-sized brain, you don’t know what Eddie is. It’s Edward.)
1. There’s just so much swearing. Bloody hell is not a swear word, and can anyone say hypocrite? You dropped the freaking f-bomb like a bazillion times, so if you want to criticize someone, make sure you’re not doing it yourself. Really LizzieBella? Or should I call you MentallyRetaded? MR? Yeah, MR. It’s actually way more respectful than the crap you posted on here.
Sorry. I went off track. It feels rather good to insult you, MR, because, well, you insulted Britain. (I”m not British, by the way, I’m Chinese American. And I’m twelve, and probably have a proper brain about ten times the size of yours.)
So much swearing? Oh please…tell me you’re joking. Even if it was so bad, would the world end if little kids ran around yelling, “Bloody hell!” How likely is that again? ‘Nuff said. I figured out that if I explained too much your tiny brain wouldn’t be able to process the info. And swearing is no reason not to like a book, dumbass.
When Molly Weasley swears at Bellatrix in the last book, first of all, that is the ONLY time in the entire series where there is a cuss word. Second, you missed the whole point of the cussing. J.K. Rowling said herself she wanted to match Molly’s motherly love with Bellatrix’s obsessive love (with Voldemort). The cuss word was to bring out Molly’s love for her children that so inspired hatred in Bellatrix, and Rowling pulled it off very effectively. It may be slightly inappropriate, but its better purpose makes up for that. But of course your thick skull couldn’t process that.
In short, WHAT. A. WIMPY. LOUSY. ARGUMENT. Enough said.
2. Too violent. Wow, it’s a war, and it’s too violent. Excuse me, lady? Did you know that the Civil War eliminated 600,000 people? WW II…or maybe WW I, forgot…wiped out enough people to fill the state of California? And you’re saying this is violent?
You said people died in every book. You obviously haven’t read a single Harry Potter book. People started dying in the fourth book, genius (Cedric Diggory). FOURTH book. Got that? You know the number four? Like the preschool counting….one finger, two fingers, three fingers, four fingers. You processed that? (clapping in the background).
…teaches kids that death is okay and natural….guess what? That’s the whole point. Death is natural. Want statistics? (another big word; dictionary.com is right at hand if you need it.) One person dies every second. I’m not kidding, in case you think I am. Literally. I’m not exaggerating. Scientific data. I swear on Edward’s dazzling face. DEATH IS NATURAL!!!!! HP teaches you that death is actually a normal part of life. Twilight is a happily-ever-after fairy tale fantasy wish fulfillment story. Bella does not need to make a single sacrifice to get what she wants. HP teaches stuff in REALITY. Rowling is trying to show the cost of war, airhead, and she does it spectacularly. And you asked who wants to read that? Everyone in the world but you, MR. It’s part of a good book to be a part of the characters’ grief and depression. (Bella’s pissing and moaning fails spectacularly at this…New Moon, anyone?)
I could go on, but I’m already wasting time trying to teach you lessons you should have learned a dozen years ago.
3. Torture. You say that people torture for fun, say, when Bellatrix does the Cruciatus Curse on Hermione in the last book. Okay. I can’t even begin on how stupid this point is, not that the other points weren’t just as stupid. You obviously have zero sense of something known as PORTRAYAL. If the bad guys do it, then the reader will not want to do it. Seriously. Do you hear kids wanting to grow up to be the Evil Stepmother and torture innocent girls? THE BAD GUYS ARE DOING IT, OKAY????? Which means the readers will NOT WANT TO DO IT!!!! If little kids read this, they will be creeped out by Bellatrix and promise themselves NEVER TO BE LIKE THIS!!!!
J.K.Rowling is trying to show that torture is very real in this world, even in modern times. She’s trying to show that torture is WRONG. W-R-O-N-G. Ian Brady raped his own kids. Osama bin Laden tortured more people than we can count. Search it up on Wikipedia. There are lists of kidnappers who poured boiling acid on their victims, raped them, murdered them, and generally TORTURED them. She is portraying them as ruthless, heartless bitches. Got that? Need a few more hits over the head? Fine, good.
4. It’s Britiiiiiish. Oh my. Oh my oh my! Pride and Prejudice is garbage! Shakespeare is trash! Charles Dickens is complete crap! The Lord of the Rings is terrible! OMG! Let’s go trash Britain right now with our superpowerful arsenal of weapons and explosives and dump them right on the British’s nasty heads!
No seriously.
This, by far, is the stupidest, lamest, most prejudiced, careless, and just plain OFFENSIVE of all your crappy arguments.
First, I can’t believe you’re sixteen. When I read this, I thought I could brush it off if it was written by a four year old. You’ve got the maturity of a fetus (unborn baby is a fetus, since you obviously haven’t attended school). BRITAIN ALLIED WITH US silly MR. Google it or Wikipedia it. I can’t believe you would try to prove your argument with a false history fact. I just can’t…I thought I would puke all over my computer when I read this.
British stuff is never as good as American stuff? Do you know that Britain is known as the mother of the U.S.? Because without Britain, your pathetic butt would not be in existence! In fact, you’re so shallow and stupid I wonder why someone hasn’t beaten the shit out of you yet!
The U.S., by the way, is not the most advanced country in the world. It has actually been ranked as one of the worst countries to raise a kid. Finland has the best education system. Norway has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the world. China is one of the richest. You said that by logic (excuse me when I say HAHAHA, no really, it actually is that funny) Twilight is better. That not only is racist, but totally unlogical. America may be very powerful, but guess what? HITLER WAS MORE POWERFUL THAN THE JEWS! Guess Hitler was instantly better than the Jews! Do I need to say more?
5. It’s confusing. (Or comfusing as you wrote it.) First, J.K. Rowling is British, so DUH! Of course there would be British slang! And she doesn’t use that much. The slang does not make the book totally incoherent. If you had any common sense (which you don’t) you could usually figure it out, even if you’ve never heard a single word of British slang. What if I visited Europe and said, “sweet!” and the Europeans happen not to be familiar using the word in that way. I suppose they’ll cuss at me and bonk me over the head for my oh so awful use of slang. You really must be mentally retarded if you think the British are weirdos, you can’t understand their perfectly understandable accent, and you need to use a slang dictionary…I howled with laughter when I saw this. My mom, who is by no means fluent in English, could read Harry Potter in a couple of days without having too much trouble. Your precious S. Meyer (the author of the Twilight, since the above comments showed that you didn’t know who she is, the idiot) stuffs her books with purple prose and beats us over the head with constant repetitions of Edward’s hotness. She rapes her thesaurus and replaces simple words with awkward ones like “verbose” “surreptitious” “ostentatious” “scintillating” and about a dozen million more. I actually concluded that the books must have had a dyslexic baby for an editor because I found grammar, spelling, and words used in the wrong context about every other page. If I had a “moat” of dust in my eyes, I’d probably be screaming with pain. Honestly.
6. The movies are crap. I once saw in another post of yours that the Twilight movies are exactly as the books are and the HP ones are not. I’m afraid to burst your Twilight bubble, but actually, the Sorcerer’s stone was played out EXACTLY as it was in the book. Same dialogue, same descriptions (except for minor things) and pretty much everything. In the Twilight movie, they removed the biology class with the blood samples. And movies are supposed to change little details. I agree that it should be faithful to the book, but there should be little changes because sometimes the book is too long to be condensed into one movie, or because it would dramatically change some aspect of the film.
British accents. How can you not understand a British accent? And HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THE BRITISH PEOPLE ARE NOT NORMAL? We have an accent. Every person on the planet has an accent. Don’t you ever think WE sound weird to British people? And by the way, J.K.Rowling specifically requested British people for the films. Makes sense because HP comes from Britain, in case you didn’t get that. You’ve got the attention span of a teaspoon if you can’t understand British accents. Just because they have accents does not mean they can’t “talk right,” as you so stupidly put it. I really have nothing more to say on this, because if I go any longer on this point I will destroy my computer out of anger at this post.
7. The characters are ugly. Excuse me lady, but since when do people have to be shining supermodels to be a hero? Rowling also said in an interview that she did not want her characters to be ravishing beauties because it’s totally unnecessary. Meyer, on the other hand, insists on boring us to death with such constant descriptions of Edward (which, by the way, are still so vague I can’t imagine him at all) that it slows down the pacing. She’s so repetitive it’s to the point that I don’t care what the hell Eddie looks like. I wouldn’t care if he had a missing nose and black eye and lopsided chin. It’s basically a Disney fairy tale with vampires and werewolves tacked on. You are the shallowest person on the planet, but of course that’s an unnecessary statement because you’re pure shallowness prevents you from processing info. Oh man! Down Syndrome! Shit, how could I have forgotten?
Dumbledore has a beard because he is the wise old many archetype. Wise old men have beards. Beards are not creepy. You must be frightened to death of Santa Claus. Last time I checked, oh…Santa was SO VERY CREEPY. Steve Jobs, Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and tons of other people have beards.
Also, it’s called ROBES. that word appears quite a lot in the HP series, so clearly, you’ve never read the book. It’s ROBESSSSSS. I can’t even begin on how stupid the “dresses are sick” thing.
Old people are often gay. You just insulted like the entire gay community. Everyone has a right to decide who they love. If they’re different, well, sucks for you. Everyone is different. Everyone gets to make their choices.
8.The villains are unrealistic. Oh man. I’m going to go and burn my Lord of the Rings books because Sauron the bad guy is just so bad it’s unrealistic. I’m also going to burn my The Hobbit book because that stupid dragon is just so dragon-like it’s unrealistic. A realistic bad guy, on the other hand, sits and waits and does nothing until it fits with the plot even though it’s totally…realistic. Get my point?
Bad guys are supposed to be bad guys! And bad guys are not those pathetic idiots from Italy! Did you ever notice that Meyer just threw in James in the first book to give it some semblance of a plot? He never hated Bella until he just suddenly showed up out of nowhere and for some random reason decided to hate Bella. He doesn’t feel threatened, or embarrassed, or whatever. He just hates Bella. Dunno why. He just does.
Bad guys are BAD. Voldemort, unlike the Volturi, has a history that influences his attitude in the present. His mom died in early childhood. HIs dad practically disowned him. What kind of person would NOT be resentful of that kind of life? And without an actual bad guy, there is no story. Voldemort is the symbol of evil. So the Good Guys fight a Good vs. Evil fight. Voldemort keeps attacking Hogwarts every year, gradually doing it more and more up until the last book. This is what a proper villain would do. In Twilight, however, they fight a…hold on a sec…a couple of airheads from Italy who don’t do anything until it fits with the plot. You know what this is called? This is a plot hole. (Twilight is plot-hole-packed, btw. Hopefully I won’t have to get into them, because they’re so obvious that it basically hits you in the face. Then again, MR suffers from Down Syndrome…)
Twilight is pathetic. I’m not even going to call it a book. It’s wish fulfillment fantasy crap. Meyer makes Edward and Jacob hot because she would love to be loved by people like them. Rowling makes her characters plain-looking so people can relate to them and like them for their personalities. Twilight doesn’t even meet the basic requirements of a book. In a book, events build up to the climax, and then the resolution comes after that, to tie up a few loose ends and basically end the book. It has no plot. (Edward and Bella falling in love does not count, because it’s basically a diary form of Romeo and Juliet fanfiction. James coming also does not count, because plots don’t take 400 pages to start.) It has no characters. (I’m not going to call those robots characters. Heck, even robots don’t deserve to be insulted like that! I’ll just call them Mary Sues. If you don’t know what that is, look it up on Wikipedia.) There is absolutely no reason for scenes to be there besides the fact that Meyer wants to show off her vocab, that Edward and Bella are severely bipolar, and make a wimpy attempt to move the nonexistent plot forward. Like that car thing when Edward saves Bella. One moment Bella is doing her normal pissing and moaning, then BAM. A scene slams the reader in the face out of nowhere.
The pacing is like a snail going around the perimeter of Russia. It’s torture to slog through 400 pages of cheesy descriptions of Edward (“glorious face,” “liquid topaz eyes,” “perfectly muscled chest,” “chiseled face,” and a bunch of other trash.) Meyer takes a few cliches and then stuffs the rest of the book with purple prose and nonsense. Mash them together and you get Twilight. When James tricks Bella into thinking he had her mother hostage….how many times have we seen that before, when the villain tricks the main character into thinking he held a loved one hostage? True, HP had the thing with Sirius, but in that case, Harry paid his price for being reckless. Sirius had to die. Bella, on the other hand, of course had her dashing Edward swoop in and save her, making him a big Deus Ex Machina plot device. She sacrificed nothing. Meyer basically dramatized everything to make it look like Bella was having a hard time. She was, in actuality, being stupid. (Her love of classic literature does not make her smart, and Meyer is very inconsistent with mentioning Bella’s reading hobbies.)
Bella is also the perfect damsel in distress with no flaws. Don’t you dare tell me that Bella is clumsy. That’s a stupid flaw. That’s also a physical flaw, not a personality flaw, (not that Bella had any personality to begin with). Meyer also uses it so she can make Edward, again, a plot device to save her. Harry is extremely complex with normal human feelings but wizard powers. He’s still easy to relate to because he experiences a lot of stuff that teens go through today: friendship, puberty, hormones, first crushes, first dates, etc. His main flaw is that he enjoys saving his friends and being a hero. He also gets very arrogant at some times, and he paid for his carelessness when Sirius was killed.
So. End of my comments. Hope MentallyRetarded learned a thing or two.
As a British guy, that was SWEET baby (guessing you’re a girl, whatever). I agree with most of the junk you said. But I still think Dumbledore IS evil. The accent stuff… now that’s odd. Oh, and by the way its Philosopher’s Stone. I still can’t figure out why you US-ians call it something different…? Don’t you believe Philosopher’s?
You do realize you’re totally being a hypocrite, right? You shouldn’t tell Potterheads to “Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.” when you pretty much just “lorded” Twilight over all of us, and insulted the entire country of Great Britain. Plus, you complain that Harry Potter has cussing, when you dropped the F-bomb 3 times in this article. Go figure.
A response to each and every point:
1) even if you put the little stars in the swear word, it still puts the word in peoples heads (thank you Louis CK). Example: You type B*tch, people just shove the “i” right in there anyway.
2) Violent: ripping peoples heads off, and burning their parts to kill them isn’t violent? Having main characters that need to kill to live isn’t violent? I could go on. Also, GOOD PEOPLE DIE TOO. That’s real life. Everyone dies. I can think of very few things as natural as that.
3) Yes, there is torture scenes in HP but always done by VILLIANS and portrayed as the WRONG THING TO DO. Besides pain and blood is ok if it’s your glittery boy toy sinking his teeth into your neck and giving you massive bruises during sex. Cuz…I mean…he loves you…right? Also wasn’t there a scene in a ballet room where an evil dude breaks Bella’s ankle just for funnzy times? And yes, there are people in this world who think torture is alright. It’s not, but they still think so and it creates a far more realistic world when a writer acknowledges that fact. It’s horrible, but it’s honest.
4) Umm, no. To “like”, ALL OF THIS. Honestly I wouldn’t have responded if it hadn’t been for this point. As an American, I hope to the deity of your choice that people in the rest of the world do not assume, as you do of them, that all Americans are the same and that we share your rather arrogant opinion. WE DON’T. If we were the best, this whole “We’re #1” mentality would have been irradiated as well as this ignorance about WWII.
5) It’s called using context clues. You might learn a thing or two, mate. Figure it out and please, don’t reproduce.
6) Someone needs to take you aside and beat some culture into you. Speaking “normally” is completely subjective. Yes, some of the movies suck. But the setting is in England, and it would be awfully hard to explain why no one had a British accent in Brittan all of a sudden. Oh yeah! It’s because the Americans can’t understand.
7) Some people aren’t beautiful. That’s life. But I’m sure you know all about that from years of research and personal experience. The ugliest thing a person can be is ignorant. Also, gayness knows no age, some dudes wear dresses and some people have beards. GET OVER IT.
8) Some people torture people for fun. Terrible? YES. Real? YES. Once again, thank the deity of your choice that you have not encountered one of these sick creatures. I’m glad you haven’t. Honestly. Also, evil doesn’t have an alarm clock. Evil doesn’t stay dormant until everyone’s free Sunday. Bad guys act when you don’t want them to. It’s called conflict and plots need it like your houseplants need water.
Oh please don’t say you are from Texas.
ARE YOU MAD? COMPARING TWILIGHT SHIT TO HARRY POTTER S LIKE COMPARING MONA LISA TO A RD GRADERS SCHOOL ART PROJECT. YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP, FUCK OFF! ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT YOU HAVE AN IQ OF UNDER 0 , THAT IS THE ONLY REASON YOU DO NOT LIKE HARRY POTTER OR UNDERSTAND IT.
THE NET IS GETTING WEIRDER EVERYDAY, FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF!
Oh God, I fear for the human race when I see people as stupid as you. Please, PLEASE, learn how to speak correct English – my eight year old sister can spell/write better than you.
Onto your points:
1. “Bloody hell” isn’t swearing, get your facts straight. If your son had just been killed, you’d have no problem calling someone a bitch either. Swearing makes the scenes more realistic.
2. Death IS natural, genius. Once again, it’s more realistic that people die – that’s what happens in the real world.
3. HP doesn’t teach that torture is okay, that’s why it’s the bad guys who do it. Sure, Harry tried to curio Snape and Bellatrix, and DID curio Crabbe, but Snape had just killed Dumbledore, Bellatrix had just killed Sirius, and Crabbe was trying to kill him, Ron and Hermione.
4/5/6. That’s just plain racist, and shows how small minded you are. Seriously, you actually think that America fought Britain in World War II? Jesus, try putting down Twilight and picking up a factual book! It’s your fault if you can’t understand British slang, the British put up with and understand American slang just fine. Maybe if you got over yourself and learnt a little about the world outside America you’d be a little smarter. American is FAR from being the most advanced country in the world – Japan are 10 years ahead of America in technology, South Korea is the most advanced in computers and robots, China is the world’s new superpower. Britain started the started the industrial revolution, Britain invented the internet, Britain invented the TV, radio, and phone. I could keep going but I’m sure you get the point. As for accents, they aren’t weird, they’re English, Scottish and Irish in Harry Potter (there may also be some character’s with Welsh accents, but I don’t recall any in the films). The British put up with American accents just fine, try to have the same courtesy. Also, hello, it’s the ENGLISH language, not the American language.
7. It says an awful lot about you that you would base characters on their looks. Yeah, British stuff is realistic with their characters, unlike America, where everyone on TV has to look like a model (such a dumb thing to do – no wonder so many American woman prance about with fake tan and little dogs in their handbags). Don’t be so close-minded, so what that Dumbledore was gay? And why is it not okay for old people to be gay? Don’t be so homophobic. Do you just expect when gay/lesbian people get to a certain age they just magically turn straight? Wizards don’t wear dresses, they wear robes (or are you too stupid to understand that?). There is NOTHING wrong with cross-dressing, it doesn’t hurt anyone, and people should be free to wear what they like. Once again you’re showing just how narrow minded you are.
8. Voldemort actually took his time to plan things out. And he wasn’t just sitting around drinking tea when we didn’t see him; he took over the Ministry of Magic, he took over Hogwarts, and he gathered an army of wizards/witches, werewolves and giants. If you like crappy villains when good for you, but we Potter fans like well thought out ones.
So, to sum it up – Harry Potter IS better than Twilight, America isn’t superior to ANY country and you need to learn some decency to other countries/places, homosexuals and cross-dresses.
Oh, also, let’s take a look at some of the things in the Twilight books: teenage marriage and pregnancy, abusive violent sex, attempted baby stealing, agreeing to impregnate another man’s wife, ripping open the womb of a pregnant woman with teeth, attempted infanticide and paedophilia. Therefore, any high ground you try to take crumbles beneath your feet. Harry Potter is about how powerful love, friendship and family are, and how love will always triumph over hate. Twilight is a badly written fic about an idiot mary-sue girl and a sparkly vampire.
Please tell me you are trolling. Please
I’m sorry we can’t hear you over our theme park.
your reasons are stupid.
You invented a new fallacy for your arguing: It’s called the “I mean” fallacy. If you say “I mean” as many times as possible your point may actually become articulate. Not enough times it seems.
There are so many posts I couldn’t even read them all… so if these points are redundant I apologize:
1. Sorry the book wasn’t written by a Mormon and the PG rated language bothers you. Were you upset by the Twilight abusive sex scene or is it only profane swears that make you nervous?
2. Bella’s birthing scene was by far the most horrifically violent thing I’ve ever had to read. My uterus still cries at how unnecessary that was, but I guess your husband chewing your demon child out of your flesh doesn’t qualify.
3. If I recall, a TON of characters die and are tortured in Twilight. Especially as the series progresses. I swear to God I’ve read these crap books more thoroughly than you.
4. Robert Pattinson is British. I’m ending my statement there.
5. It is a well known fact that America notoriously makes terrible products (when they aren’t outsourcing it all) and other than the issue of teeth and some arguably disturbing diets I’m positive England is better at quality control
6. If you can’t understand their amazingly charming and sexy accents (which Robbio has naturally) then God save you. (And the Queen, British pun!) They speak very articulately and clearly, your ears are just too plugged with ignorance to understand them.
7. You are so bad at spelling and grammar it makes me weep. My numbered points no longer match yours so I thought I’d throw that in there.
8. Emma Watson, Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and all of the other characters are by far the classiest and most attractive people any franchise could hope for. It is a well known fact that Matthew Lewis (Neville Longbottom) was so studley they had to ugly him up for the role. And the fact that you made that a reason depicts you as shallow and terrifyingly judgmental. Heaven forbid JK should write characters realistically and not all “marble-statued” or whatever.
9. Edward has red hair. Bazinga. (PS I’m from Colorado and you wish you had the ability to appreciate South Park in its entirety)
10. Dumbledore is the greatest father figure anyone could ask for. Kind, warm, caring, and hilarious/stylish in dramatic exits. If you base your creepiness level off of facial hair tells me you cannot be older than 14, because none of your Justin Bieber type “sexy men” have the ability to grow facial hair.
11. I gang of vampires ruling a small Italian city where people hold annual festivals wearing red capes/unknowingly sacrifice themselves to the vampire overlords is FAR less realistic than a young man who is lost with no father figure develops a hatred of a particular race, and uses political tactics of illusioned superiority and inducing fear to essentially wipe out an entire group of people with his army (Hitler… what who said that?)
It’s actually really pointless for me to have typed all of that, you won’t read it. It’s too long and didn’t use any language with waaaaaaaaaaayyyyy too many letters or OMGZ like a lolcat. Just wanted to get that off my chest.
British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?
no they didn’t
Harry Potter is set in the 19th century.
lol no it’s not. it’s set in the 90s
I’m really sorry “LizzieBella, :P” but I couldn’t really read most of your post because I was too busy having fun at the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. I’m Irish and it’s in America, so I know I may not be “worthy” of being in the “top” and “most advanced and powerful country in the world.” and I do have to carry a slang dictionary around with me, but you know..
I just want to mention a few things..
Not every single good thing comes from America.
Number One; I don’t know if you’ve heard of One Direction? They’re a boy band that’s become very popular in the US recently, an oh, guess what? They’re British and Irish. Personally, I’m not a giant fan, but I do they spent at least over a year in Britain before the US found out about them, because they were on the X-Factor, the UK one. I would say that since you like Twilight, you probably like One Direction.. But I’m not going to say that, because then I would be insulting One Direction on such a fucking embarrassing level. They do not deserve that.
Number Two; This refers to your second point. Yes, at least one person dies in every book, but yet Harry and Co. never give up fighting against evil until six or seven years later when he was destroyed. But when Edward left Bella, she quickly slipped into depression, put herself in harms way just to see a hallucination of the pouting vampire and tried to kill herself.. Because of a GUY… and you say Harry Potter is depressing….
And yes, it does teach that death is okay and natural.. because it IS. Death is, as someone has already said, the circle of life. Eventually your life will end. As soon as you’re born, you start dying.. You need to come to peace with it, because “LizzieBella, :P” a vampire isn’t about to show up outside your door and ask to bite and become immortal (and if some guy DOES, I recommend calling the police).
Unfortunately we can’t all be immortal, sparkly vampires.. No wait, that’s actually a fortunate thing.
Number Three; this refers to your third point. Yes, people in HP do torture people for fun.. BECAUSE THEY’RE EVIL. I mean, if someone was trying to repeatedely kill you for possibly over 7 years, do you think they’re actually a NICE person? Come on..
Number Four; This refers to your fifth point. It’s confusing? Only British people understand it? The Harry Potter books have been translated into over 67 languages and as far as I know the book, Twilight, has only been around 14… And if it’s so hard to understand, I’d recommend doing some research..? Maybe you ought to work on your grammar while you’re at it.. Js.
Number Five; This refers to your sixth and fourth point. Just by saying it’s British you’ve insulted a whole country.. I seriously think you should be ashamed.. along with insulting their accents.. their accents happen to be adorable.
I bet if you were alone in a room with the ENTIRE cast and crew of HP, you would not have the courage to call them weirdos.. And if the whole cast of Twilight were there too, and you DID somehow get the courage to say it to them, they’d probably disagree with you. And also, Robert Pattinson IS British.. so HA!
Number Six; This refers to your seventh point. Hermione Granger turns out to be one most the beautiful characters in the whole world of LITERATURE. Through what? Through personality and intelligence (something you seem to be lacking at the moment). Luna doesn’t dress like she’s colourblind. She dresses like herself. Because she is O R I G I N A L. If anything, you should look up to Hermione and Luna, they’re both beautiful characters who don’t give a rat’s tooth about what people think of them. Your comment on Gingers was appalling. One of my close friends is a ginger and I know for a FACT she could fucking take you “soun” or no “soun” (Seriously, PROOF-READ). Your comment about Harry was even more appalling because I happen to wear glasses. That doesn’t make me a weirdo. I have a scar on my eyebrow. That doesn’t make me a weirdo. You have no right to judge somebody on how they look or their physical appearance. Absolutely NO RIGHT. And where to fucking start on your Dumbledore comment? A beard and a moustache make him look creepy? But blood red or frigging GOLD eyes and sparkling and pale complexions DON’T make vampires look creepy? And you can say ‘no OFFENSE to homosexuals’ but, really, you are offending them. And by saying that’s creepy because he’s old. Yeah, funny story, Dumbledore was actually born at the age of, like, sixty and just started ageing from there. Obviously he was young once! Old people aren’t supposed to be gay? So, what? Gay people just turn straight once they get old? are you actually for fucking real? Some people are gay, and that’s okay. They’re born that way, they die that way. Get the fuck over it.
Number Seven; This refers to your eighth point. What kind of creepy fucking moron tortures people for fun? Oh, I don’t know, maybe a VILLAIN!? And Voldemort is not considerate enough to wait until the end of the year before putting his plan into action. For example, In the Philosopher’s Stone, Voldemort was on the back of Quirrel’s head ALL YEAR, and was trying to get the stone ALL YEAR, and in Chamber of Secrets, the Basilisk was attacking Muggleborns ALL YEAR. Everything just wraps up at the end of the year, and you find out something new until the next book/movie.
Anyway, that’s all I have to say.
Oh, and one more thing, give us a shout when Twilight gets their own theme park, yeah? And when the next movie is actually successful..
Did you say… we fought against you in WW2 and lost…? I can only assume (and pray to God) that you’re trolling. Otherwise, I take it you didn’t go to school. It might explain your low literacy level as well. Literacy? Ooh, honey, look it up.
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How do I say this…. Oh yeah! EPIC FAIL!!!!!! Omg Harry Potter uses two bad words!!! The world is ending!!!! So on the next paragraph I’ll just use the f word!! No big deal!! Oh and they are not dresses they are robes for your information.
Who are you siriusly?! From what I understood you are EFFING retarded. Clearly you have no life!
1. How can you say there is swearing in the books?! Ron just says bloody hell!! There’s nothing wrong with that. I mean like how old are you to think that is a swear word? Besides Twilight is much worse! In the last book all they talk about is sex!!
2. Harry Potter is definitely NOT violent! What do you mean by even the good guys die?! That’s reality. People die. J. K. Rowling doesn’t feed us shit like Stephenie Meyer.
3. FYI villains TORTURE, it’s what they do! The books would be goddamn boring without these amazing villains. Lord Voldemort is the best and most famous villain ever created!
4. What you said is just racist! America is not better than Britain. I would rather be British than American any day!! :’)
5. Should I remind you that you speak the same language with them?! I am American and I fully understood the books and the movies.
6. OK you are probably deaf since you can’t understand what they say in the movies. British people are amazing and NORMAL!
7. The hole point of the series and the characters is to show that nobody is perfect and that everybody is beautiful in their own way. Hermione is not a dork, she’s smart! Who cares if her hair is bushy? She’s beautiful no matter what. Besides, Hermione is a much stronger character than Bella. For example: Bella; When the love of her life left her she just stood there lifeless for five months. Hermione; When the love of her life left her she continued trying to find a way to defeat the darkest wizard of all time.:’) Ron is the most beautiful ginger I have ever seen in my life! GINGERS RULE!! And Harry has glasses and a scar. So what? Plenty of Americans have glasses. The cloths Dumbledore wears are not dresses they are cloaks. They are what they wear in the wizard world. You Fucking said that old people are not supposed to be gay even though you said no offense towards homosexuals. In case you don’t know, that IS OFFENSE!! :@@
One last thing;
FUCKING GET A LIFE!!!
I am ashamed to be from the same country as you, you ignorant little girl
Okay, this is probably a troll. I admit it. Just in case this person is sirius, I have some points to make. First, they talk about how there is too much swearing in Harry Potter and that it is bad for children to be reading. Well personally, I would rather my children swear than become obsessed with their boy/girlfriends, get pregnant at 18, jump off cliffs, constantly lie to me, and ride motorcycles just to hallucinate. Secondly, they say Harry Potter is too violent. May I point out that Twilight, when not selling sex, talks about graphic violent birth scenes and describes in detail the injuries that Bella recieves mostly from being an idiot. They are at WAR for a large part of Harry Potter, of course they are going to be in battles. Thirdly, this person complains about the torture. Well of COURSE there is torture! They are at WAR! They are fighting evil! Also, I still fail to see how Bella’s pregnancy is different from torture. Renesmee was killing her! Next was the complaining about it being British and using British terminology and actors. To that I say, how will you expand your vocabulary if you never read anything with words that you don’t know? Also, it’s not that hard to figure out, use context clues! How could you not understand what the actors are saying? They are speaking English! Also, get your facts straight! Britain was our ally in WWII, and we were founded by them. With out Britain, there would be no US. Finally, she makes fun of how the characters look. *insert umpteenth facepalm here* JK Rowling created realistic characters that had depth and were genuine. People that children could look up to. In Twilight, they have sparkly, “perfect” vampires. Their characters’ main characteristics were being emo and “perfect.” Completely impossible and quite frankly undesirable to emulate. Altogether, Twilight reads like a poorly written fanfiction and Harry Potter is a well-written masterpiece.
“Its teaching people that death is ok and natural”
it IS dumbshit. EVERYONE dies. oh wait you would’t because you read crap that is about an immortal vampire. and people die everyday. friends, family…and death makes it more realistic. in a war PEOPLE DIE. you need to learn that. if there was a war and no one died, it wouldn’t be a war. GROW UP. PEOPLE DON’T LIVE FOREVER.
OMG!!! I just visited this page ’cause I was bored and wanted a good laugh! You are so dumb, girl! I’d rather kill myself than stay alive being as dumb as you are!
Congratulations on an immensely successful troll, but the world war 2 thing even made me cringe.
I won’t point out all the reasons why this is wrong, however, I would like to point out that the first citezens of America, the ones that founded our country CAME FROM BRITAIN (ancestry wise)
a few things. 1) As a future History Teacher, I feel sorry for you. America and England fought AGAINST GERMANY in WWII so technically, Britain won. Please read a History book before you try to use it in an argument. 2) If you are are going to attempt a post of this nature, please use correct grammar instead of text speak. It’s annoying to read that. 3) As for the torture you speak of that is prevalent in HP, what do you call what James did to Bella at the ballet studio? I like to call it torture…. 4) I saw this in a previous post and I have to agree. The last Twilight book is nothing but sex. Sorry. 5) Your beloved Edward? The actor who plays him was in the fourth Harry Potter movie as Cedric Diggory. Even he hates Twilight. 5) The characters from HP are more evolved and have depth but that’s my opinion. Also in my opinion, I think that Jacob, Emmett, Rosalie, Alice and Jasper are the only great characters from the novels. Something to think about. 6) There are lots of old people who are gay. Going back to history, most people couldn’t come out due to severe rejection from their families and fear of their lives. They did come out, however, when it was more “acceptable” for them to do so. 7) To be honest, England and Europe (and the rest of the world) is WAY more advanced than America. We are seriously lacking in our education and your spelling is just a contribution to that fact. So, as a future educator of America, I thank you for giving me a job. I’m going to teach English as well and I can guarantee you that Twilight will not be on the syllabus. I would rather move to England than stay here with the way our government is going. We are not better, we just like to think we are. To put in terms you may understand, America is like the popular girl that everyone says they like when she’s around but who everyone secretly hates behind her back. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I honestly don’t know whether to laugh at this person’s stupidity or cry that there are TONS of people who think exactly like her.
You don’t understand. It doesn’t teach that torture is good, if you had even thoroughly read the books, you would know what I mean. It isn’t meant to be taught, it is meant for pleasure! Since when have British people been second class and Americans first? That’s just (in my way of thinking) racist. And concerning World War Two, we fought TOGETHER against GERMANY AND HITLER AND THE NAZIS. You talk about cussing and how they do it too much, blah blah blah, and where the heck does it say that you are not included in stuff that it matters when people cuss? And you talk ALL about HP fans pressing that it’s better on y’all, and now what are YOU doing right now? Ranting and raving about how unrealistic it is when YOU SAY that these characters that are WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES are MUCH MORE REALISTIC and crap. You really need to learn your lesson in hypocrisy. You need to learn to spell, BADLY, too. I have to say, you need to learn to tread softly where sensitive matters lie. I do hope you will eventually just SHUT THE HECK UP. You know why opinions are like butts? Everyone’s got one and they usually stink. Goodbye, and I hope you learn your lesson someday.
~ Guest ~
jesus fucking christ
TROLLLLLLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS
Thought you outta know *faints*
you are literally too stupid to insult.
Well, British people have Harry Potter, Doctor Who and Queen. American people killed indians and they have president, who get Nobel Peace Prize for… nothing.
Can’t tell if trolling or just stupid.
Exactly.
Ummm the British were on our side during WW2.
FUCK YOU! You need to get your facts straight! Also, if your best friend was british would you still say that? I THINK NOT! What do you have against gay people? Also, to British people we have a accent! I’m a American, but I doubt many people think (correct me if I’m wrong) think that America is beter because “we won in WW2” FYI America and England fought TOGETHER against Germany! GET A ENGLISH TEACHER! I really want to punch you!
You’re trolling. You ARE, right? You HAVE to.
But if you’re not, may I just present some counter-arguments?
I won’t even consider correcting the grammar and spelling mistakes anymore.
1. “that teaches people that death is ok and natural! ”
Death IS natural, you know.
2. “people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN!”
Welcome to the real world. Where have you been hiding the past few millennia?
3. “Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world.”
You’ve OBVIOUSLY never been to Switzerland. I’m not trying to brag or anything, but their banks have been slightly Gringgotts-esque since back in the 80’s. Look it up if you don’t believe me.
4. “Its comfusing.”
To you, perhaps. It DOES take great intelligence to understand the true meaning.
5. “The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents?”
See, AMERICAN. America’s not so good now, is it? Oh, and the accents, I dunno. Maybe ’cause they’re BRITISH?
6. “The chracters are ugly.”
Not everyone in the world is pretty, you know. What THE HELL is a “soun?”
7. “the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!” … “creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks.”
REAL villians are sadistic, creepy, f*cking, morons who kill people and torture them for fun. BAD HAIR? Have you SEEN Lucius’ hair? It’s f*cking shampoo commercial-worthy hair.
“Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.”
WELL. Hey, Pot. The Kettles salute you.
Britain fought with us in WW2! You are clearly an ugly, friendless, failing 5th grader who’s 15! If you think that Luna and Hermione are ugly, you are shallow and stupid! Bella is uglier than Voldemort, and so is Kristin Stewart! And same about Harry Potter and Ron. Emma Watson, Evanna Lynch, Daniel Radcliffe, and Rupert Grint are perfect the way the are, and Edward is a sparkling fairy with hair made out of pygmy puffs! And for your information British accents are far more awesome than the stupid, whiny, nasally, and unintelligible American accents! And grammar, spelling, and capitalization mistakes! You are not going into college. Also, Dumbledore isn’t… that, and death IS natural! Twilight is for stupid softie, and for your information, immortality is stupid! Do you REALLY want to live forever? How boring and unnatural would that be? For your information, you are unnatural, you vampire lover! Twilight is anti-human, and you, believe it or not, WILL ALWAYS BE A STINKING HUMAN! And you can’t have looks and immortality, because immortality turned Voldemort ugly. Wait, THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO SPARKLING VAMPIRES! Ugh. It’s people like you that make the world evil and make me sick. Seriously, I might throw up! You are the most disgusting person in the world!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is a joke, right?
Allow me to list all the ways you are wrong:
1. You are delusional if you think “bloody hell” and “bitch” are inappropriate for the age group reading this book. If Molly Weasley had stormed up to Bellatrix saying “you fucking cunt” maybe there would be a problem, but only for the prudes reading this book, but everyone else would be clutching their sides laughing.
2. Of course dying is OK and natural. It would be unrealistic if the characters were fighting a war that everyone survived and walked away from whistling and skipping through a meadow full of flowers. People die in war and that is exactly what this book is about, a war against bigots, fascists and mass murderers. It is good to teach children and ignorant adults alike about death. It is important to learn that you will lose the people you love but that is no reason to stop fighting.
3. If you think that VILLAINS the BAD GUYS who the GOOD GUYS are trying to defeat is teaching people that it is OK to torture then that is the same as saying Hitler teaches those who study basic world history that it is OK to launch genocide against a specific group of people. Seriously, because the villains torture the innocent is exactly what Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix is trying to fight against, therefore teaching the readers to always fight against those who commit torture and NOT that TORTURE IS OK. Do you even read what you have written? Or do you just jot down the first stupid thought that pops into your head?
4. Do I really even need to say anything about this? I was just so astonished when I read this line that I couldn’t even believe what I was reading. Are you kidding me? As a fellow American I cringed when I read this. I couldn’t believe something so arrogant and STUPID was actually written down and published. It made me sick. Just because something is British is not to say it is better or worse. As Americans we have produced just as much garbage as we have quality work. That can be said for all cultures. Just because we invest billions of dollars into the industry doesn’t make our work better. The British have produced Merlin, Doctor Who, Sherlock (and those are just the things I am a fan of and popped to the top of my head) not to mention classic literature. Their country is the origin of great work, the birth place of amazing writers and poets. Don’t ever think for a moment that American work is automatically better then the British. We owe them so much culturally. Also, are you really and truly stupid or did you just sleep through every history lesson you ever received? We fought alongside the British in World War II and they were in the fight long before we were. We absolutely did not fight against them. Yes, they were pushed out of this country, but that was the 1780′s and we had the French funding the whole war. Get off your fucking patriotic high horse you idiotic bigot.
5. When I first read Harry Potter I was eleven years old and I found absolutely nothing about the language confusing. I’m sorry, but you really are stupid if you didn’t understand it. The plot line was simple and spelled out just for eleven year olds and if you know basic logic the slang was easy to understand, being as there was so little of it. Besides, what is so wrong with using a dictionary, based off of your writing you could use one.
6. The movies were so far from crap it’s hysterical. They were well done and great for those who weren’t big readers and yet still wanted to enjoy the story. Funny accents? You mean their normal speaking voice? Using the accent the English language originally came from? The accent we descended from, you mean that accent? Calm the fuck down. That is their normal speaking voice, just because you are so idiotic you can’t understand them doesn’t mean they need to dumb down what they say. They are speaking normal English. As Americans, we have no right criticizing the way they speak, being as we inherited their language and they completely changed the accent and words and phrases. Many of our idioms come from the UK and despite how different out accent is, it evolved from them. Don’t ever turn your nose up at the way they speak or say they need to speak “normally”. You want to understand them? Go live in England, get used to the way they speak and learn. They shouldn’t have to adapt to you just because you’re a moron.
7. THE CHARACTERS ARE UGLY?! Are you blind as well as dumb? Daniel Radcliffe is gorgeous, Rupert Grint is hot and Emma Watson is sexy as hell, not to mention beautiful. To each their own of course, but don’t hate on the actors because you aren’t a fan of how they look. Not to mention it has no effect on the quality of the story. Your argument here is so invalid is doesn’t even exist. Dumbledore isn’t wearing a dress, he wears a robe. Just like the Volturi, or did you not read Twilight? Did you just look at the movie cover and go *sigh* “he’s so dreamy, this book must be amazing”? Also, are you kidding me? Old people aren’t gay? So a gay guy reaches fifty and goes “Retirement here I come! Oh look, I’m not gay anymore”? And where in this green Earth did you get the idea that beards and mustaches are creepy? Who thinks that?
8. The villain is unrealistic? Excuse me, what? He doesn’t kill people just for fun, though he does find pleasure in it, he wants to wipe out Muggles, Muggle born and mixed witches and wizards. He actually has a goal in mind. Plus, murders develop a bloodlust, a need for power that is satisfied int he killing of others. If you paid any attention in history, you would realize that Voldemort is a symbol for Hitler and for all dictators. They are creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks? I’m sorry, were your eyes shut during the whole scene featuring the Volturi?
9. Maybe people will one day take your arguments seriously if a) you weren’t an idiot and b) if you learned how to write.
Anyways, these are a few reasons why you’re a moron and every single one of your anti-Harry Potter arguments are invalid.
P.S. This was posted earlier accidentally to the comment of someone else. I am reposting it here individually.
Did ANYONE defend you??? You dumb slow-witted idiot!!! I think you need to get your facts and language straightened out. I cant believe people like you actually exist in this world! Who ARE you anyway?? I dont even want to give you the time of my day! Is this some sort of publicity stunt or were you just looking to be literally trampled by potter fandom!!!!
Let’s see, where to begin……
First off, I can tell that you are a brainwashed american(there are smart and reasonable americans that are lovely, but there are the bad kind too). Not to be offensive, but the US isn’t the best country. Not even close.
2. You better thank the British for the bloody lovely country of yours and the language you use to write your completely, utterly rude piece of writing.
3. Are you stupid or something? The characters in Twilight may be romantic and lovely and all, but come on. Not all of us are ten-year-old little wannabe-adult girls who want to look “cool” by reading Twilight. Harry Potter is unisex, and for all ages despite the faint swearing here and there.
4. You say it’s too violent. Well, at least we don’t have a fucking baby ripping it’s way through someone’s stomach. Eugh.
5. MOUSTACHES ARE AWESOME. DO NOT QUESTION THEM.
394. Harry Potter is not a book, nor is it a book series. It is a whole entire world of it’s own. Twilight is just a piece of crap converted onto paper.
Well isn’t this just the supidest thing I’ve ever read? I think I lost 10 IQ points. Obviously Twilight-loving idiots think its better than any other book, but jesus christ just because you don’t understand everything and you dont like the murder and stuff, get over it, death is a part of life. You’re probably too young for harry potter anyway, so how about you just go pick up your goddamn twilight books and live under a bridge and marry them if you love them so much cause NOBODY CARES.
You’re just jealous because you’re a squib.
I have no words.
You are filthy.
You are scum.
You are the reason why every foreign country to North America hates Americans.
You put shame upon your country and need to be kicked in the face.
I am ashamed to be living above you.
Please get help; take Global History 12.
One word….DUMB
Ok, before I start my rant I just want to say I have nothing against American people (apart from this one) and I do love the U.S.A. (especially stuff like Harry Potter theme park and Taffy) but I’ve got to be loyal.
Ok so I’m British through and through, so you just insulted me, my family, my friends, some of the greatest people that ever lived (can I say Shakespeare?) and about 6 million other people!
First of all we fought TOGETHER in World War 2! So get your flipping facts straight before you start insulting people left right and center! And siriusly Twilight is American so it’s automatically BETTER??? Listen to yourself saddo. Although we’ve made some mistakes we have Merlin, Sherlock Holmes, Dr Who, Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Charlotte Bronte (references in your precious Twilight), we’ve got good tea!, Scotland, Northern Ireland, Wales (all great!), Robert Patterson (hello?) and oh yeah HARRY POTTER!!! and so much stuff America can only wish for!
You can not just proclaim your country is the biggest and best I’m sorry obsiesty, Kristen Stewart and Twilight!!!!
AND IT’S CALLED ENGLISH FOR A REASON!!!! Because its from England!!!!! YOU are the ones saying it wrong (not that I go posting this over the internet!). And JK Rowling is English, The books are set in the U.K. and your complaining that the actors should be American because ‘YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND THEM????’ So you’re obvisiously really Idiotic.
So thanks to the British, Americans and people all over the world who have been defending this great nation!
AND Harry Potter is better than Twilight will ever be because Harry Potter has emotion depth life lessons and so much more something Twilight will never understand
Point 2 you have written this “teaches people that death is ok and natural!”. HELLO? Death is natural. Point 4- I didn’t get the best grades in History but Britain and America fought along side each other in World War 2. (Clearly your not old enough to have learnt that in School yet).I’m not going to even write about the rest of your points because I would be at it for a while. Your whole post was an Epic Fail.
fuck ya, and also, epic fail
You do understand that not every single book is meant to be centered around make out scenes and “hot” people. In fact, someday you may even discover that there is much more depth to many books than what what you may read on the inside cover?
1. Swearing. Everybody swears nowadays, just ignore it. Bloody isn’t bad, and Hell isn’t that bad. Depends how you use it.
2. Violence, Twilight is violent. Death is in pretty much all of Meyer’s books.
3. Torture. By the VILLIANS. THE VILLIANS TORTURE AND IT MAKES SENSE. Vampires torture those they bite.
4. Are you f*cking kidding me? Are you seriously F*CKING KIDDING ME?!
5. No, it means you’re stupid and simple-minded. Sure, I had a hard time following along when reading it for the first time, but that’s only because I got really distracted.
6. They talk perfectly fine, and the accents are amazing. Also, LEARN TO TYPE F*CKER.
7. Hermoine is not frizzy-haired. Being a weirdo is part of Luna’s personallity and she dresses like that on purpose. Gingers don’t have souls? Are you kidding me? Shut up. Freakish scar for Harry, CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE WHO SURVIVED A DEATH ATTACK?
Dumbledore’s beard and mustache are awesome. He wears a dress? Oh honey, noooooooo, and dude’s not gay.
Also, you’re pretty much saying “GAY PPL SUK. No offense.”
8. You are just too stupid.
Okay-
1) Britain did not LOSE WW2? and it DID not fight against america in ww2. PLEASE GO READ YOUR HISTORY BOOKS.
2) ITS not okay for Ron to swear a little- but it so kay for BElla to have sex at 18 and get pregnant and have the baby BITE ITS WAY OUT OF HER WOMB?
3) so you would prefer a mindless stupid romance- instead of a book that has a deeper meaning in every sentence? Harry potter isnt just about magic. The emotions behind it have special meaning. but then since you dont even know your basic history- i wouldnt expect you to understand.
LOSER.
Fuck you. No seriously FUCK YOU. I would point out all the fucking stupidity in that, but that would take too fucking long. ALL OF IT is a FUCCKING FAIL
FACEPALM ISNT ENOUGH FOR THIS POST I WAS READING IT AND WAS LIKE WHO THE FUCK DOES THIS BITCH THINK SHE IS HARRY POTTER IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN TWILIGHT. TWILIGHT IS OK BUT HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING
Got to hand it to you. You were very brave doing this. Considering there are a lot of Potter Heads here in the world. You do know that there are a lot of people that like HP and would hate you for posting this, I respect your opinion. Some reasons why I dislike you for posting such a stupid thing on the internet.
1. Bad grammar.
2. You like HP now because their hot?!
3. Bloody Hell is not a bad word.
4. You are bad at spelling.
5. Your’e saying that Americans are better than Brits. That’s just stupid. No offense to other Americans.
6. https://twigurrl.wordpress.com/2011/11/17/hi-mean-seriously-the-name-just-brings-to-mind-a-creepy-burger-gulping-ugly-clown-ewww-not-to-mention-that-i-am-against-fast-food-but-still-the-thought-of-ronald-mcdonald-makes-me-want-to-barf/ <—– That makes me want to Vomit.
7. You always compare HP to twilight.
8. You ranted a lot of HP characters name.
9. You just can't understand British accents can't you?
10. What is wrong with Ron being a Ginger? What's wrong with Hermione being a frizzy haired dork? You know she actually looks better in other movies so don't rant about her in the first movie she's just a kid there. Harry is NOT a weirdo. He has a scar because he's '' The boy who lived''
11. Beards are not creepy.
12. HP is better than Twilight in my opinion.
Hello, I log on to your blogs on a regular basis. Your story-telling style is witty, keep it up!
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
No one cares,and Ron only says Bloody Hell when he is surprised!
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
It’s a little violent,I’ll give you that,BUT THAT IS WHAT LIFE IS LIKE!People are dieing every day!And Death IS okay,and it IS natural,what,do you think when somebody dies they suddenly become supernatural?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
THAT IS BEING REALISTIC!A REAL villians enjoys torturing people,Voldy enjoys it because HE suffered in his childhood and teens,which influenced him into becoming evil!So therefore,he’s making the rest of the wizards pay the price,which as a human being,is totally natural.Do you think that villians never do anything wrong and like rainbows and unicorns or something?If you do,you have a really messed up brain.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
Britain has much higher quality education,and have a slightly bigger vocabulary and so usually make better books if the author is talented,and a war has nothing to do with books,so it doesn’t make britains ”worse”,do you know how many places the british had counqered?THEY CONQUERED MY HOMETOWN!(Just for the record,I’m Irish),and some of Ireland is still held down by the british!
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Okay,now you’re just being an idiot,THEY ARE FUCKING BRITISH!IT IS THEIR ACCENT!Do you think that they’re going to cast Americans to play British people?British people have like the best accents ever!(You Americans are just cheap knock offs of the Irish)
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
That’s highly opinionated
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy
because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
A lot of people have beards,you think that beards are creepy,I think that beards are cool,opinionated,same with the mustache.And Dumbledore wears A DRESSING GOWN!A lot of men wear dressing gowns.And YOU DO HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST HOMOSEXUALS!Saying that old people aren’t supposed to be gay and it’s creepy if you’re old IS HAVING SOMETHING AGAINST OLD HOMOSEXUALS!
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
A villian kills people for fun,THAT IS WHAT A REAL VILLIAN DOES,and Voldemort is waiting till the end of the year because HE HAS A PLAN,unlike the wing it Volturi,because there is less security around Harry at the end of the year so it is easier to strike,which makes it realistic,the Volturi are like a dog chasing a cat,even if they did catch it,they wouldn’t know what to do with it!The end of 8. for you is just an opinion,I think they’re awsome people with cool hair in cloaks.
Wow… I’m an English teacher – I teach KIDS who speak it as a second language and never in my life have I read anything as sad as this. And that’s JUST the spelling and grammar, without even getting started on the tragic arguments. It’s your right to like Twilight better than Harry Potter, however, it is unbiased to say that something is bad just because you do not understand it. Rather keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than speak and prove it… In your case, to the whole world. Quite sad…
Please. NEVER write ANYTHING ever again. I felt half my brain dying as I read this.
The fact that you are actually comparing harry potter to twilight is pathetic… honestly even though i am a potterhead. Twilight and Harry Potter are totally different, besides the fact that your edward cullen is our cedric Diggory. Twilight is about romance of a teen vampire and a teen girl and Harry Potter is about action, friendship, family, etc. THEREFORE, you honestly shouldn’t be comparing. Its just plain rude.
Lets talk FACTS now………..
1. The Highest opening in the world- Harry Potter n the Deathly hallows… not twilight
2. The only person to become a BILLIONAIRE by writing books- J.K Rowlling….. not Stephny Mayers
3. within 24 hors of the release of HP and the deathly hallows, the sale of the same was 83,42,008/HOUR. highest till now
4. The only actor to have become a billionaire by working in 7 movies(his worth being equal to prince charle’s) -Daniel Radcliffe not Robert Pattison
AND
Look to what twilight did to its actors.they fell in luv thn the actress got charmed by someone else.was all over the NEWS then trying to patch up again thn BLANK…..
have u heard ne of such thiings abouth RUPERT EMMA OR DAN
SO PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ give ita notch
This…. This is a troll, right? No one is actually this stupid, right?
I’m sorry, but your a ignorant little brat. You know nothing of reality and your stuck in your little made-up fantasy world. I could care less if you like twilight, I could care less if your wasting your time telling others why Twilight Is better than Harry Potter ( which it isn’t, Harry Potter is by far better than Twilight). But for Gods sakes! Give some intelligent reasons why Harry Potter sucks, i doubt you’ll find any, but your reasons are childish, ignorant and terrible!!! Please get a life, read intelligent books (not Twilight) and stop comparing Twilight to Harry Potter because Twilight isn’t even on the same pedestal as Harry Potter! Harry Potter ROCKS :D!!!
LOL
REALLY i can tell by your attitude that you have never read one book of harry potter i would write a long post countering all your points (thank the few people that did but is not worth my time all you point are worthless and have no base, how can you hat a series just because of looks. screw you pretty much sums up what all 2000 people want to say to you
By the way, I am VERY glad to not be seeing any favorable (towards the original poster) comments. That just about restored the vast amount of faith-in-humanity that I lost when I read the bull crap at the top of the page.
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Read this. My argument to all the stupidity in this blog.
Who ever wrote this should learn to spell properly
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
What the FUCK? Twilight mentions so many swear words and talks about sex FREQUENTLY. Harry Potter says bloody hell which isn’t a fucking swear, mind you, and bitch once when a mom was protecting her child.
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
Death is natural, you fucking moron. Not to mention realistic. Here’s a news flash, bitch: PEOPLE FUCKING DIE. THAT’S HOW IT WORKS. It’s war, do you really mean to tell me no one should have died in a fucking war?!?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
They’re fucking VILLAINS and they’re INSANE, what do you fucking EXPECT?!?! It’s teaching people that killing and torturing makes you a half life. Kind of like drinking unicorn blood.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
What. The. Fuck? First of all, you fucking moron, they fought ALONGSIDE us in WW2, bitch, second of all, I’m from the USA and we are not the most advanced and powerful, stupid fucker! Also, your ‘logic’ is fucking bullshit! That’s like saying that things made in China are worse than things made in Japan, dickhead.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
When the FUCK in Harry Potter is slang overly used? Not to mention it was made for fucking britsh people moron!
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
YO, DICKHEAD, FUCK YOU, THEY HAVE FUCKING BRITISH ACCENT YOU FUCKING MORON BECAUSE IT’S SET IN FUCKING BRITAIN, ALSO YOU FUCK FACE THE ACCENTS ARE NOT IN THE LEAST HARD TO UNDERSTAND TO ANYONE ACCEPT FOR IDIOTS WITH FUCKED UP MNDS LIKE YOU!!?
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
I’m going to stop you right there, dickhead, and say HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT MATTER?!?! Not to fucking mention Luna is supposed to fucking dress weird and what the FUCK IS WRONG WITH GINGERS AND GLASSES AND FRIZZY HAIR AND SCARS?!?
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
“NEVER… INSULT… ABLUS… DUMBELDORE… IN… FRONT… OF… ME!”
The fuck is wrong with beards and mustaches?! Also, he wears fucking ROBES YOU FUCKING MORON! Calling him gay is just fucking idiotic, also, the fuck?! Why can’t old people be gay as opposed to young people?!? Fucking dickhead!
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Go. Fucking. Die.
They are fucking villains you mother fucking moron! They’re fucking TWISTED! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING EXPECT, a sparkling fairy princess like your precious Edward shithead?!
you know what else “kinda” sucks? Oh wait scratch that out, u know what else REALLY sucks? You and That stupid so called “series” about weird gay stalker vampire fairies, i could not be bothered enough to remember the name.
Harry Potter is better than Twilight that is for sure and when Molly said that to Bellatrix, she deserve it so shut up you big mouth!!! Voldemort killed so much people because he a killer try to reach to the immortal world…
Shut your mouth you fool HP is way better than Twilight
JUST FOR THE RECORD…
Do you know how many British people can understand Americans – yeah so what if the accents and slang words are different! I am British and i understand Americans and i know of a lot of Americans who can understand British.
USE YOUR BRAIN!
It isn’t hard to understand what is practically your own language- the only difference is that it is just spoken in a slightly different accent- for all you know the Americans have the accents and not the British- it shouldn’t matter anyway! Everyone has accents and everyone communicates in different ways, some people can’t hear or Talk but still listen to others and get themselves Heard. There are over 100 different languages worldwide and thousands of people can understand many different languages, despite accents, idioms, slang and other things unique to that language. Surely an American like yourself (or whatever you are i d on’t know i’m just guessing your American) can understand your 1st language(or whatever British is for you) without worrying about an accent.
and FYI…
(as many have said before) the British fought WITH the Americans and WON {admittedly we wouldn’t have won as quickly without them } . Read Wikipedia i may not like the site as it can get some things wrong but it knows more than you do.
AND TO EVERYONE who is trying to defend your favourite/ preferred book…
Maybe you should start taking books at face value and just reading them.
OK i realise that HP may have some amazing lessons to be learnt when you think about it.
But if you really want to think about it Twilight has some too:
We learn from Jacob not to give up until the battle is completely lost, accept the loss and then move on with dignity. (i know Neville teaches you to never give up as well- i can read).
Reading should be for pleasure and i’m sure many authors write their books for this purpose- not to be scrutinized and compared to another. Books were not invented so that we could argue about which is best, i realise that some are better than others in OUR OWN OPINIONS but we shouldn’t judge others on their opinions if they differ from our own.
FINALLY…
To all of you who are writing these comments (i know i am to):
GET A LIFE !(i know i need to)
If that doesn’t help take a leaf out of both Hermione Granger’s and Bella’s books they both do their homework and learn things (Yes Bella does do her homework and stuff and does not just obsess about Edward and Sex) and why don’t all of us do that instead -me included?
I love Twilight (and Harry Potter but Twilight is better) and this Blog Totally SUCKS. The reasons are just poor and immature. I respect you for trying to explain your opinion but at least do it with dignity and with GOOD reasons.
What can i say…
YOUR AN IDIOT!!
I agree Twilight is better but just SHUT UP and tape your mouth shut. Maybe while your at it learn something of the global history and BREAK YOUR HANDS SO YOU CAN’T TYPE ANYMORE CR*P!!!
Ok. I am gonna start by telling you how each reason you have is wrong.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
Just what is wrong with ‘Bloody Hell’?? At least it isn’t ‘F***’. And by the last book, most us, Potterheads, would have reached adult-hood, or almost reaching adult-hood.
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
Tell me, what is so violent bout people dying? Watch Neville’s speech in Deathly Hallows part 2. People die everyday. Go and watch Hunger Games. THAT is violent. Bloodshed, murders, that is what you would call violent.
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
When Bellatrix tortured Hermione, was she depressing?? NO. And how does this show that it will teach little children that torturing is okay?? Hmm? I think it teaches us more on how bad torturing and bullying is. Look at Ron when Hermione was tortured (from the books I mean).
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
Bristish stuff is never as good as America stuff?? BLEH. Let me tell you some stuff. J.K Rowling is the first author to become a millionaire by writing books. Next, the least successful Harry Potter more earned 90 million more than the ‘most successful Twilight movie’.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
Excuse me? Every country has their own slang and of course America has their own slang too. So how is it confusing?? In fact, I find Twilight even more confusing than Harry Potter. I don’t even get a single damn word the damn book is saying.
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Different countries have different accents so it may be hard to understand them at times. Seriously, get your common knowledge right. Do you even live on this planet??
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
Beards are creepy. Seriously? Beards are supposed to be wise. And are you talking bout the books? Coz if you are talking bout the movies, then you must be slightly cookoo (I don’t know how to spell this word) in the head.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
The people in Twilight don’t even care bout their education. And how is the Volturi a real villian? They’re just politics and stuff. I don’t know what happened in the second part of Breaking Dawn coz I gave up on it as the book was boring. And you dare say Snape and Bellatrix have bad hair?? I’ll have you crucioed for that. Black is cool okay. It represents goth or punk. And ever heard that ‘Welcome to the dark side, we have cookies.’ ?
And thus, I end my argument here. And next time, mind your grammar too.
i would really like to know how old you are? You spell words wrong, make statements that are offensive even though you say “jokes” or “no offence” after you blatantly make an offensive comment. British people fought with america in world war 2. If you didn’t understand Harry Potter then don’t read it and carry on reading Twilight. Finally Voldemort is the main bad guy, he doesn’t get turned on by killing people he does it to scare others and have a large amount of control just like your government.
that is all
i have an answer to number 8 the Joker is one actually a lot of things from DC nation who are in america and how could you diss Brits they are awesome with their slang it’s so awesome. WTF!? Never Diss Harry Potter!
I feel so sorry for the nation as a whole if we have ass hats like you representing us. No wonder we are the lowest on the education level. So let’s go over a few key points ok? Tossing out Harry potter vs twilight, a look at your absolute mental incomprehention.
.the British fought WITH us during WW2.
.America is not the strongest nor the most advanced country in the work.
. Being American does not make things better.
Who tortures fun? Nero. Hitler, ghangis khan, Vlad Tepes, joseph mengele, Stephanie Meyers(for writting an abomination of literature) and many many more.
.to much dead? It’s a part of life!!! Life is not happy, and horrible things haopen, Harry potter brings that to the light for kids. In order to have peace, sacrifice must be made.
. Ugly characters: the world is made of average people. We are looking at their character. I’d say Bella looks like a neurotic, pot headed, buck toothed, bimbo. As far as redeeming qualities, twilight characters have none.
I’m going to assume your a 12 year old tween just out of diapers, so you are ignorant to life. But do not go spouting shit like this unless you want to be kicked down. Also do the world a favor and get an education, with your brains your going to be the next octomom.
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I know about 3 thousand other people have said what I’m about to say, but this is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read in my life. ‘Twilight is better than HP because it is American and HP is British’; I lost about 100,000 brain cells when I read that. My brain damaged cat is more intelligent than you. Don’t post anything ever again, because you’ll infect everyone who’ll read it with your cancerous stupidity.
i have not seen ONE comment on the twilight is better than harry potter side. not a single person on the internet has stood up for you, dear writer.
so tell me, how does is feel to be so alone?
I mean the internet is the one place where most people go to find others that are like them and to feel like the belong. every single person on this comment feed has made fun of you and given you so many reason as to why you are wrong.
Wow. How stupid…
Imma ship Alpacaris now…
you realise you spelled ‘seriously’ as ‘siriusly’ kinda ironic don’t you think?
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
Ron is a teenage boy and every teenager swears. The fact that he swears just makes him believable and readers can relate to him more easily. And Bellatrix killed Fred so of course Molly’s mother’s instinct made her call the woman a bitch. Every sane mother who loved their child unconditionally would do that. And for your record… I never picked up bad words from Harry Potter and neither did my friends and relatives (who all adore HP and hate Twilight)
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
HP is about a war between good and evil and in every war people die. Yes I didn’t like it either when Lupin and Fred died but it just made the war seem more believable. It also made the readers feel the despair the surviving characters felt when it happened. The seventh HP book was not supposed to be a happy one so why should ALL good guys live?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
Actually the cruciatus curse = torture curse is one of the three UNFORGIVABLE curses and using one of them gives you life sentence in Azkaban = the wizard prison. If you truly had read the books you would have known that. If it was okay to torture, would you get a life sentence to the worst place on the earth? It teaches us that it’s WRONG to torture.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
Without Britain America wouldn’t exist. And no, America is NOT the top country of the world. The value of the dollar is going down and America has been the cause of two big economic depressions in modern times. One was during the 1930:s (which happened to be one of the reasons for the bitterness in Germany that eventually caused WW2) and the other was now during the 21th century. HP is British because Rowling is Brit. And for your information… Britain is regarded as the country to educate the best actors, produce the best movies and the best TV-shows.
And Britains fought WITH America in WW2. I see someone needs to learn some history! Shame on you!
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
Actually Twilight is confusing. HP has suspense but everything is solved at the end of the seventh book. Twilight is the confusing one.
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Brits speak like that and if you asked me I think the British English is beautiful. And as I said before. Without Britain there would be no America so in general the British English is the REAL English.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
I think Hermione is pretty and I like Luna’s style. She is herself disregard of what other people think of her. And the fact that Ron has ginger hair doesn’t make him ugly. And a lot of people have glasses and it’s nothing they can do about it. Contacts are hell to wear and they don’t preform an operation on you if you’re younger than a certain age (25 I think it is)
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
Homosexuality is nothing you can do anything about and it doesn’t matter whether you’re young or old. Homosexuality is something you’re born with. And Dumbledore has a beard because he’s yes… OLD!!! Completely natural.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Because they’re villains they do that for fun. If you knew Voldemort’s history you’d known that he had a though childhood and grew up without love and was considered weird. He had no one who cared for him and that leaves inner scar. Yes Harry had one too but once he attended Hogwarts he met people who cared about him, he got friends and Ron’s mother took him under her protective wings. And he had Dumbledore who guided him. Tom Riddle had none of that so of course he ends up with a twisted personality.
I’m eleven and I still know that we fought ALONGSIDE the British in World War 2. I also can see all of the obvious grammar and spelling mistakes you made. Based on this, I can form a hypothesis: you must be either; 1) An idiot teenager who wants desperately to Beleive there will be a guy who is perfect who will fall in love with you, or 2) A 5 year old who never read Harry Potter.
What the actual hell. I know all what you have written there is your personal opinion and I respect that, but some of the things you said are just…. just no. Such as when you said Britain fought against the Americans in WW2 and lost, Britain and America were allies and we saved your arse…. and then won the freakin’ war. I suggest if you go to school start paying attention and maybe read the HP books, so you can see that there is no ‘slang’ used, just proper English; the books are not confusing, as I know kids that understand them; the books do not portray torture as a good thing, they highlight the horrors of it due to the ‘baddies’ performing the act, especially when on Hermione, no kid wants to be a ‘baddie’. One more rant before I stop; when you said old men being gay is creepy, then stated you meant know offence, I first got offended then facepalmed at your stupidity, do you really think someones sexuality changes as they get older or do you believe that it only happens to homosexual people? Your comment was rude and stupid. I hope you don’t carry on through life thinking like this.
You are an IDIOT!! a PRAT, siriusly. Harry potter is waaaay better than twilight,and twilight fans are so dumb (You are the perfect example) I respect that you like twilight, I personally hate it but i will not let you to insult harry potter not even with those lame arguments. And my dear I have to tell you a couple of things.
1. You are insulting great Britain and the British culture ( their accents, etc.) and the actor who portrays your main character IS BRITISH, sorry for popping your little bubble.
2. You are calling British people ugly again Rob is British.
3. For Rowling´s sake is it to much to ask for you to have a proper grammar and spelling?
4. If you have to use a dictionary to understand the films and the books then go back to kinder garden.
5. IF the films are so bad, then: Why did you watch them, why did twilight copied harry potter by splitting the last film in two, why did they copied the phrases and characteristics of the trailer, and why does the best film of twilight (Assuming that it indeed has a *Good* one) didn´t even sold as many tickets as the *Worst* harry potter film (I don´t need to clarify that there is not such thing as a bad harry potter film, cause all of them are great).
6. ARE YOU HOMOPHOBIC???
7. Girl! your villains suck! they are lame! you can´t even tell if twilight has indeed a villain! Also Twilight show us the vampire as creatures they clearly aren´t! yeah, sometimes you have to be original and add some different features,but you CANNOT forget you are talking about a vampire not a FREAKING SHINY, vegetarian STALKER.
8. You are a freaking superficial girl! you judge people because of how they look? and also, you say Luna is weird just for being who she is? you have NO RESPECT! and also you are BLIND! because every single character is beautiful and gorgeous.
9. You need the help of a psychiatrist.
10. If bella swan is your role model then your life must be a living hell and you are PATHETIC. Look here is when i really hope that your retarded mind ( No offence to anyone but her) understands this, perhaps i should draw you something but i´ll try to explain it with words. When bella´s lover left her she curled up in a fetal position in forest, where she could have died. She felt that there was no reason to be alive, she had a mental break down, she became a zombie (No insults to the zombies) and gave the message that without a boyfriend you are nothing, and that there isn´t something more important than having a boyfriend. When Ron left hermione, she kept helping harry, she tried to move one and still had hope, she never gave up, She taught us how to be a warrior not how to be a little princess!
10. Stephen king said (Google him if you don´t know who he is, i am sure that you don´t know about good authors): “Harry potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important is to have a boyfriend”
Ladies and gentleman the voice of wisdom has spoken. Stephen king said it, therefore your filthy muggle opinion doesn´t counts.
And a little advice, delete all your posts and these blog. Change your name, leave the country and go and take care of llamas in another country. Hide from potterheads and also twilighters because you left the name of your fandom in such a loooow position…
First of all, I would like to start out by saying that this post is so ridiculously dim-witted that it doesn’t even deserve a rational response. However, I feel it is my civic duty to point out that you are a complete and total imbecile. I would also like to point out that someone who writes with as many grammatical errors as you hardly has the right to review pieces of literature.
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight and you are a moron.
1. “Bloody Hell” hardly counts as a swear word, unless you are in Great Britain, which you are not, so get over it. Also, I think the fact that in 4,100 pages J.K. Rowling only uses one swear word is quite tame, especially when comparing it to this blog post in which you dropped the F Bomb 3 times. You are a hypocrite.
2. If I recall there is a fair amount of violence in the Twilight books as well and there are many people who die: James, Laurent, Harry Clearwater, Bree, plus let’s not forget all the victims of the Volturi who are brought in for feedings. Also, if we want to be technical about it, every vampire in the Twilight series is dead; therefore Twilight has much more death than Harry Potter. I hate to burst your bubble, but immortality doesn’t actually exist in the real world. Edward is not going to find you and turn you into a vampire. Death is a natural part of life. If you go pick up your newspaper there is a section in there every day with obituaries and when you look at those you’ll see that it’s not always the bad people who die, sometimes it’s the good people too.
3. I think you are forgetting about Jane’s little gift. Would you not agree that she enjoys torturing people? As do the rest of the Volturi. The Volturi are just as sick and twisted as Voldemort and his Death Eaters.
4. You’re joking right? Just because you think America is the top country in the world, does not actually make that a fact. Since when has America produced higher quality anything that Britain? Let me answer: Never. Some of the most talented actors, artists, musicians, athletes, and authors have come from Great Britain. Ever heard of William Shakespeare? Hmmm…..now that I think about it, you probably haven’t. Also, we actually fought WITH the British against the Germans in World War II, you twit.
5. You know what is confusing? Your terrible spelling and other various grammatical errors. I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO COPY THIS INTO WORD AND USE SPELL CHECK JUST TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M READING!!!!!! And just so you know, people who have some culture in their lives and understand history and foreign affairs have no trouble understanding the few British slang terms used in Harry Potter.
6. Please tell me you are kidding. The actors in the Harry Potter movies are LEAGUES above the actors in the Twilight movies. You can’t even compare Emma Watson with Kristen Stewart, because Emma Watson actually KNOWS HOW TO ACT. If you can’t understand what they’re saying that’s because you’re an uncultured prick who can’t appreciate the other people of this world and how they speak. And your beloved Robert Pattinson is BRITISH so based on your logic he SUCKS.
7. You are so judgmental. What gives you the right to degrade the actors of the Harry Potter films. Who are you to judge? There is only one judge and if you keep berating other people like you are now then He is certainly going to judge you quite harshly and send you to BLOODY HELL. And please, you have no right to call people ugly when you look at the hero of your beloved Twilight movies. I mean, honestly! Oh and by the way, it’s a ROBE that Dumbledore wears, not a dress, you moron. And gay people don’t just stop being gay when they get old. That’s not how it works.
8. Because Twilight is just SOOOOOO realistic with its shiny VAMPIRES and hormonal teenage WEREWOLVES. As far as the killing and torturing goes, I’ve already expressed my views on that in number 3 of this response.
Listen little 12 year old Twilight-lover, you should really learn how to think before you speak, especially on a worldwide platform such as the internet. I hope you are not proud that this blog post is circulating throughout Facebook because what you probably don’t realize is that it is being passed around as a joke. Just take a look at your comments on this post. You are a judgmental, uncultured, dim-witted, potty-mouthed, moronic little girl and you need to shut your mouth so the rest of the world doesn’t have to listen to your stupidity.
Dear Twilight gurls,
“Its British. American stuff is always better than British stuff,” Oh, gee. I guess I can’t argue with something as completely valid as that (quick question, do you like 1 direction?). And, um, Edward is hand-me-down. Twilight only got him after Harry Potter was done with him. Let me name some other hand-me-downs. Harry Clearwater, Penelope Clearwater (Chamber of Secrets), Jacob Black, originally the Black family in Harry Potter, introduced in the Priziner of Azkaban. Speaking of Jacob Black, do you mean Stubby Boardman? You know, Sanguini (sorry, Edward. Sanguini is a real vampire in The Half-Blood Prince that doesn’t sparkle) REALLY would be hotter if he had a lightning scar. Also, a wizard can posses all of these traits: seeing the future, controlling others emotions, super-strength, mind-reading, etc., while a vampire can only have one. You know, Bella and Filch sort of look alike. They would make a cute couple! REAL vampires don’t glitter. I’ve got one thing to say to you Ed- sorry, You-know-who, “What if I’m not the good guy, what if I’m really the bad guy?” Well, what if you’re a fairy, glittering in the light. OH MY GOD. I JUST REMEMBERED! Jacob and everyone else AREN’T ACTUALLY WEREWOLVES. THEY. ARE. ANIMAGUS. Are they registered with the Ministry of Magic? I bet they’re not. I bet you anything that they are illegal animagus!
“There is too much cussing” Well, you are right. But, hello? Twilight? Selling sex! Totally. Bella and Edwards relationship fits ALL FIFTEEN criteria of the National Abuse Hotline that someone is in an abusive relationship. Hermione taught me that I can be strong on my own, but not to refuse the help of others, or reject friendship. Bella? She tried to teach me that I can’t do anything without a man.
“the movies are crap. There made by an American company, but why the hell do the have funny accents?” Hmm, I don’t know. Could it possible be that the
A. actors are british, and,
B. that the movie takes place in great britain?
Have you seen any of the actors lately? Ron- way better than he used to be. Neville- Need I say more? Harry- a lot better. Hermione- You’re really out of touch, aren’t you?
Luna- really pretty Ginny- Gorgeous Draco Malfoy- don’t even try. I know where you’re going, and you’re argument is invalid. seriously.
unrealistic villains- “What sort of sad and sadistic moron goes aroung torturing and killing people for fun?” Look it up, sweetheart. You’d be suprised. Oh, and to answer you’re question? Maybe a sad and sadistic moron!
I’m not british, and I can understand what they say (books and movies).
The whole point of the torture thing is that in the books it is looked DOWN upon, and that they ar trying to stop it. In no way shape or form does harry potter say, “Torturing people for no reason is not sick or twisted!”
HALF OF MY FAMILY IS GAY. SO SHUT YOUR B****Y F****ING MOUTH!
“People die in, like, every book!” Well, honey, that’s life. What, did you expect that we all live for ever like your glittering fairy princesses? Doesn’t work that way. WAR=DEATH. You got it?
So there. I took everything you wrote about Harry Potter, disected it, and turned it against you and your beloved Twilight. You’re not a nerd like I am. We can do that sort of thing. So. shut. your. mouth.
I’m crying right now. That’s how mad I am. You try to mess with Harry Potter, you get a billion HP fans breaking down your door you idiot. You sound about twelve, like me. But look at my valid points, and then your “valid” points. Which book made who smarter?
I feel like you just killed my cat.
That’s honestly what you just did to me.
So good luck with your stupd Twilight.
*TO THE HARRY POTTER FANS OF THE WORLD*
DID YOU READ THE ESSAY? DO YOU SEE WHAT THOSE BOOKS HAVE DONE? PUT AN END TO THIS INSANITY! RAISE YOUR KIDS ON HARRY POTTER, STARS WARS, STAR TRECK, LORD OF THE RINGS, ANYTHING TO STOP IT! IT IS UP TO US! I HAVE SPOKEN.
lol…looks like someone needs avada kedavra in her life…..you filthy little mudblood!
Okay, let me get this straight: you hate Harry Potter because of the accents? Seriously, the most stupid reason ever to hate something. And just because something is American does not make it automatically superior to other things. One of my closest friends is from England. So stop being such an ignorant bitch and grow up. oh, and perhaps educate yourself a bit more before writing such an ignorant post about how Harry Potter sucks. I mean, seriously. Twilight is awful. Bella’s a fucking necrophiliac (meaning she likes dead people and has sex with them, aka, Edward Cullen) and that’s not horrifying to you? Wow. You need psychiatric help.
This is so bad in so many ways that I can’t think of something to say.
my answers to your ‘theories’ (note the qute marks)
in order of the numbers!
1. what would you say if ur daughter was about to be killed by a cycopathic mass-murdering maniac
2.everyone dies, its life!!, but it goes on. well… everyone dies ecept that pathetic excuse af a vampire you call edwardo collander head cullen
3.voldemort tortuse for power and bellatrix tortures for fun because she spent 15 years having her soul sucked out dementors! SHE IS NOT RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!
4.rob Patz is british
5.you need a thesaurus to read twilight, and the only slang i read was GEROFF! which was mentioned about three times in the whole series.
6.we have Alan Rickman powned twilight, oh and maybe they have funny british accent because they ARE BRITISH!! oh, rob patz was in hp first, so basically, you just said twilight was a fail
7.at least our characters acutally flaws
8.VOLDEMORT DOESNT KILL FOR FUN, WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS!!
There are many comments to this and I’ll admit to not reading trough all of them… but did no one else commenting notice the irony in this? A, supposedly, Twilight fan who rants about why Harry Potter is bad while in doing so highlighting the good parts about the novels? If this is not satire, then what is? I’m sad to see HP fans upset about this while they should be giggling with glee.
Good point. I’m just upset about the negativity, the hate, the grammar problems, and the misaligned facts. You made me smile because your point IS BLOODY FREAKING TRUE!
I only get mad because of the false arguments these people bring up. (Quote the big Sirius vs Jacob thing that Twihards hold onto without knowing that Sirius was around years before Jacob) Her first three points are valid, because Harry Potter is of course, not for children. But then she brought up WWII and thought she was being smart when obviously she slept during that part of history class and confused it with the American Revolution. I’m glad she brought up all the good points in Harry Potter (even though she insulted Dumbledore and Gandalf with the ROBE comment.)
May I say this? You need a dictionary and spell check just to understand the language that you speak. And America’s better than everyone else? Seriously? That is so not true. I am American, but the British are definitely WAY better than us. Why? They’re better looking, polite, have AMAZING ACCENTS, HARRY POTTER, DR. WHO, and do I need to go on? Twilight is good, yes. But just to pass the time in my opinion. Harry Potter has so much more death. And how old are you? 9? Because DEATH HAPPENS NO MATTER WHAT! And WAR IS WAR! You will find people who KILL OTHERS FOR THE FUN OF IT! So, the next time you want to bash another series, another fandom, get your facts (and your grammar) straight. Okay? Oh, and bloody hell.
No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood.
No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood! I mean, what the bloody hell were you on? Harry Potter is one of the greatest series of all time. I also see that you are unaware that Robert P, your beloved “Edward” is in Harry Potter and plays a character named Cedric Diggory, so there. Don’t go dissing my favorite series without getting your facts straight.
PS: You were complaining about the language, but yet you drop the F bomb. How mature.
Like in Twilight they dont kill or torture people…Seriously….When they take their heads off and burn them.
You are so ignorant .__. but I guess it depends on what you prefer, HARRY POTTER FOREVER♥
Ok so what I think is really hillarious is that you first said you don’t like HP because it cusses too much. Well you used about nine cuss words in your lovely explanation!! Secondly you say every thing american is better but you are, I’m assuming, american yet you had many MANY errors and if I go off of what you are saying everything americans wrote or did would be perfect and it’s not. I respect that you have an oppinion, no matter how wrong it may be, but I think that you should analyse your thoughts before you go posting away! I could sit here all day and debate the wrongness of what you just said bit I feel that I have said enough!
P.S. Everyone makes mistakes and I’m not saying my grammar is perfect I’m just saying if you hate poorly written things you should proof-read your own writing first!
You know, you are really, really, really, really, really… stupid. They lost WOII ? Euuhm… they kind of fought together. Oh, and, you really can’t spell. My advice ; stay in school, you are totally going to need it…
dear the people reading this.
this person is entitled to an opinion. they are not, however, entitled to insult something that people love like this, thats like taking away a stoners drugs, a skaters skateboard, a nerds books, a workaholic their work, a teachers student. its not right, if you dont get it, its messed up. and to the person who wrote this, a word from the not-so-wise: Spellcheck. USE IT
Well. I was going to verbally rip you apart for destroying my faith in humanity and beating on HP with bullshit and lies all with the WORST grammar I have ever seen. But just from the amount of comments you got that I’m sure are all saying the exact same things I wanted to say, I think that all I’d be doing is driving the point further into your skull. You can love Twilight all you want, and you can dislike HP, but keep your bullshit to yourself. All of your reasons were either hypocritical, completely batshit-stupid, or some combination of the two. I suggest never talking about HP or Twilight on the Internet again until you can fix your understanding of the English language, get your facts straight, and pull your head out of your ass.
Oh, and by the way? REAL VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE.
“Why Twilight Kinda Sucks”
1. There was essentially no climax in Book 1. When I was originally reading it, I was like, “Okay, not bad – not the best book ever, but not bad.”
But then Bella went unconscious two seconds into the climax, and since the story is from her first-person POV, BOOM. Climax over. Total cop-out.
Ms. Meyer, what happened? Were you afraid you wouldn’t reach your deadline, or did you just think, “Crap, I don’t know how to write a climax”? The climax is the MOST IMPORTANT PART of a book. You cannot just end it.
Also, what the heck was with the random ballet studio? Considering we never knew, prior to that point in the story, that Bella ever had ballet lessons (and she’s a klutz anyway)?
2. Nothing happened in Book 2. Siriusly. Edward leaves Bella, and Bella goes near-comatose for months. So little happens that the author had to skip over time by simply labeling pages with the month that she’s by-passing! Really annoying. I was just flipping pages going, “REALLY?”
The climax came out of nowhere in this book. Nothing happens for two hundred pages, and then, suddenly, BOOM. Climax out of nowhere. (Ditto for Book 3.) Edward goes all Romeo-and-Juliet and decides to expose himself to the Vulturi because he doesn’t want to live anymore. (Um, why didn’t he just kill himself, then? Or ask them to kill him?)
3. Jacob’s POV. Need I say more? Jacob is whiny, and frankly, I don’t care about his POV. And considering that Meyer didn’t use his POV in Book 1, I’m guessing she only started using his POV because she didn’t have enough of a story in Bella’s POV (what with our heroine being depressed and whatnot).
4. Bella is stupid. She annoys me with her whole “Oh, Edward, I love you – but I love Jacob too, or maybe I’m just attracted to Taylor Lautner with his shirt off” thing. And then she goes crazy because her boyfriend leaves her for her own safety. Ginny Weasley owned that shit.
5. Imprinting. Dumbledore seems creepy, but werewolves who fall in love with band-spanking-new babies are totally hot.
I could probably go on, but I think that’s good for now.
Lol I always love how Twihards try to insult harry potter but then harry potter fans just prove them wrong!!! 🙂
❤ Izze
Potterhead4life
1. Ron Weasley is a teenage boy. All teenage boys I know swear and I’m a girl and I swore A LOT when I was a teenager. And Molly called Bellatrix a bitch because she was a complete lunatic and Molly had just had enough. When you truly think about it, ’bitch’ was a bit too nice compared to what someone else might have said…
2. Harry Potter takes place in a time of war and in war, people die, good guys as well as bad guys. For your information it was in the later books that people started to die and not in the first books. And yes, death is ok and it is a natural part of the life cycle. You should have wrote that murder is not okay but for your information if you kill someone in the wizard world you get a one way ticket to the worst place on the earth… Azkaban.
3. The Cruciatus Curse, along with Avada Kedavra and the Imperius Curse, is an Unforgivable Curse. If you use one of these three Unforgivable Curses you get a one ticket to Azkaban and you get to stay there for the rest of your life. Now why would they say that you get to spend the rest of your life in the worst place on the earth if it was okay to torture? Bellatrix Lestrange was sentenced to Azkaban for using the Cruciatus Curse.
4. Actually the top countries are Japan and Germany. And Britain and America fought alongside with each other during WWII. America is going down now and the value of the USD is going down. Ironic isn’t it how the two losers of the most brutal war ever fought now are on the very top.
5. To me the language is perfectly clear. Rowling is a Brit so it’s only logical that she writes with British English. And by the way, a Brit can sweep me off my feet just by talking with that wonderful accent while I don’t find the American English charming at all. Besides… the British English is also the original English so not a bad word about British English. English is not even my first language (it’s Swedish) and I NEVER had to check a dictionary to understand what they were saying!
6. The actors are Brits, Harry Potter takes place in England and therefore they speak with their own accents. Simple as that! And for your record, the first and second movies were wonderful and matched the books well. The third was a big disappointment and so was the fourth but then from the fifth onward it got a little bit better.
7. I never pictured Hermione as ugly, just ordinary looking. Neither did I portrait Luna as ugly, just weird looking but not in an ugly way. I think it’s great that Rowling gave us two strong females who are not perfect looking but they qualify in other, more important things. And what’s wrong with glasses? I have glasses and people tell me I look charming in them. I am not going to comment on the Ron thing. It wasn’t funny.
And Dumbledore does NOT look creepy. He looks just as wise as he is. Just because you have a beard and a mustache does not make you look creepy and evil. And he is not wearing a dress… it’s a robe! And you can’t help your sexuality no matter your age. If you truly are gay you are gay for LIFE! I have many gay and lesbian friends (I’m bisexual myself) and age will NEVER change that! Geez, you act like an eleven year old!
8. The Volturi are losers. You do know that GOOD villains are GOOD villains because they like to torture and that simply just makes them more spine chilling. The Volturi are not scary, they just make you laugh. And the reason why the Death Eaters could not take over Hogwarts until the end of the school year was because as long as Dumbledore was alive he had a magical barrier protecting the school from unwanted intruders but once Snape became the headmaster the barrier was taken down and the Death Eaters could now enter the school.
A small, but very important, reason why Harry Potter is better than Twilight is that the scene in New Moon, when all those people were taken to be dinner for the Volturi, the Cullens just left and ignored it. Something like that would NEVER have happened in Harry Potter.
OK my reaction to each one
1. Ron pretty much only swears in the movies. Plus, Molly is the best. she swears because she Bellatrix (who by the way is better then Bella) almost killed Ginny. she was protecting her daughter. Even the best people lose their head
2. Harry Potter is about facing growing up and facing fears and problems. Those people, besides the villains, died for a noble cause. They died to make the Wizarding world a better place. anyway, its better dying for a noble cause then almost dying because your boyfriend left you
*cough cough* BELLA *COUGH COUGH*
3. the torturing is part of the story. it shows how evil they are. even though it’s truly evil, its showing more reason why the evil has to be destroyed
4. ARE YOU KIDDING ME…ARE YOU KIDDING ME? i don’t know what it is…but its kinda like racism. just because a book is from a certain place doesn’t mean its automatically bad.
5. its not confusing. it makes perfect sense. name 10 world they use that don’t make sense. at least Rowling doesn’t use long complicated words that are in the wrong place like Meyer
6. the movies are WAY better then the twilight ones. you need to get your hearing checked, because i can hear then just fine
7. oh really…well the Harry Potter books show us that looks don’t matter. Hermione actually grows up to be quite beautiful.. Ron is ginger and he is AWESOME. Harry was abused when he was younger, which is why he is skinny. the scar is his greatest feature, since it symbolizes how he beat evil the first time. as for Dumbledore being gay, its not like he throws himself on guys in the books or movies. there is not one word in the book about him being gay. it makes no difference
8. sure…a wizard growing up orphaned and angry turning into a dark wizard is unrealistic….why VAMPIRES are…i don’t get it
in conclusion, Harry potter is better then Twilight.
P.S…LEARN TO SPELL
LOL!
Thanks I needed a good laugh!
Apparently stupidity is a common thing among you Twihards…
A word of advise. Drop the Twilight books and open a dictionary/history book because girl you need it.
I was reading this and thinking….. this has to be a joke. Learn how to spell dumb ass.
Oh yes cause I totally remember the time I was torn between my sparkly vampire boyfriend and my werewolf bestfriend only to find out after marrying the vampire and having a mutant kid that my best friend was in love with my kid not me. Oh yeah, Good times.
my faith in humanity is gone. after reading articles against harry potter i usually try to argue about why harry potter is amazing. but your TRUE fault in this was your ignorance. I am a young American and i have no trouble understanding Brittish language in either the books or movies. And if you can’t understand you still have no place to criticize their culture. Whether you beleive me or not that is rascist. And please explain to me how, exactly, America is further advanced than England. Because that is completely innacurate. America is advance. Brittain is advanced. Each of our countries have faults but nevertheless we have many redeeming factors as well. End of story. You have no right to criticize Brittish language, culture, & customs or those of any other country i might add. I am completely disgusted by you and by anyone who shares your way of thinking. And if you are going to criticize something then please research your topic before you make a fool of yourself in front of the world. And your spelling, grammar, and puncuation are completely innacurate as well. What is sad is that there are so many people who seem to think like the person who wrote this article- many of whom reside in the United States might I add- and I am thoroughly ashamed of what the world has come to.
Excuse me for a moment while I replace my eyes were they belong (my eye sockets, if your rather slow, tiny mind is wondering). What I was seeing ‘kind of sucked’ so I had to take them off. Thank Harry Potter that I did, too, because I ran the very sirius risk of burning them.
For starters, I – not to be rude or anything – am going to assume you never, EVER, said that British fought against NORTH (!!!) Americans in WW2. I’m just… too horrified. I’m not even North American – or British, as a matter of fact – and I know North Americans, such as your ancestors, fought – and by the way practically ensured the win (I worry what that will do to your oversized ego – oversized due to the air that fills your scull, don’t you forget, honey) – of the war. And I’m PORTUGUESE. A NEUTRAL country in the conflict. And I’m quite a bit more informed than you are, seeing as you actually live in a country that took an active part in that war.
Pretending that paragraph does not exist, I will move along to the fact that you seem to believe that the world should be adapted to your every need. I hate to break it to you like this, especially when you seem to be mentally disabled or just very stupid – bear in mind one does not rule out the other – but the universe does not revolve around one human being – especially not one such as you. I certainly shudder at the very thought of anything at ALL revolving around you. We’d all be mindless sheet making sure to have a man so we don’t decide to kill ourselves because we’re ‘boyfriendless’.
So, no, North America is not the GREATEST country in the world – it is certainly a great country, but NOT the greatest. I don’t like placing something above everything else; it makes me uncomfortable. Though I’d have to make an exception for the Harry Potter’s series – until this day, I have yet to have read a book as deep and as enthralling as this saga.
To comment on the torture and killing subject – and I’m not even going to TRY and explain you the absolute wonders J. K. Rowling’s books have to offer on the subjective notions of good and evil (among millions of other things) – I’m going to ‘twilight it for you’ (translation: I’m going to explain it to you as simpler as I can, while introducing a paragraph of how Edward makes me swoon in the middle of it, and make a lot of grammatical errors while I’m at it – I’m not really going to do that, I’m just going to put it in very simple terms). Ok, are you ready? Deep breath. BAD PEOPLE DO BAD THINGS. VOLDEMORT IS BAD – ERGO, VOLDEMORT DOES BAD THINGS. BELLATRIX IS BAD – ERGO, BELLATRIX DOES BAD THINGS. See the pattern?
Not too ‘comfusing’? Not too ‘britis’? Whew. Took a weight right off my chest. Well, not really, but still.
Anyway, swearing? Really? THAT’s what you’re going with? First of all: J. K. Rowling is trying to write something that – within a world of fantasy and fiction – will look, sound and feel plausible and realistic in the human interactions’ department. You don’t achieve that by being overly polite – people don’t do that. True, that doesn’t mean we need to swear all the time – I haven’t once in this review – though I’d certainly find a reason to, among the atrocities you wrote -, but I haven’t been particularly polite, either. I apologize for that, though really, that’s the way I am, even though I shouldn’t with a complete stranger. But I digress.
To explain this next paragraph, I must tell you I do not like hypocrisy. And for you to understand this paragraph, I would suggest rereading the twilight series you claim to be obsessed about. Sex. S-E-X. In the whole, WHOLE, series, there is not ONE book that doesn’t, even barely, mention it. And, for the cherry on the top of the cake, that is basically what Breaking Dawn comes down to. And you complain about everyday ‘swearing’?! Just so you know, there isn’t a single reference to sex on Harry Potter. Not one and you know why? Because J. K. Rowling doesn’t need crap (first swear!) to fill her books. She fills it with a structured plot, which I couldn’t possibly describe in a review, because it doesn’t just take a sentence to say it (unlike twilight), nor does it get boring after a while (unlike twilight), and I wouldn’t want you to spend that much time reading this review, and hurt your fragile last-standing brain cell (the others having been annihilated by the unstoppable power of Meyer’s poor writing skills).
Regarding what Molly Weasley said at the end of book seven, her poor choice of words is irrelevant. If you had children, you wouldn’t even peep about what J. K. Rowling wrote. Molly’d just lost her son and suddenly realized she was mere inches away from losing her daughter as well. I’m genuinely surprised she was able to not break down completely – I can only imagine what it must feel to lose a child. She’s a much stronger woman than I gave her credit for during the entire series – digression over.
You know, when you mentioned that the characters were ‘just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks’, I’m sorry, but I just had to laugh outright. If it makes you feel any better, my family thought I was crazy. Who, exactly, are you describing? Wizards, who, by the way, are supposed to dress like that, or the Volturi? Just like the fact that Dumbledore wears ‘dresses’. Really, now, if you’re going to criticize something, at least don’t be hypocritical (again). I’m wondering if you really know anything at all about the twilight saga (again).
I saved the most insulting – to me, at least – part for now. Just because Stephanie Meyer’s every chapter has to be 8/10 of *Edward/Jacob – SWOON*, 1/10 of Bella’s moping around and the other tenth of actual plot related writing, doesn’t mean the world’s actual, decent literature does. Like I’ve said before, J. K. Rowling aims for realistic human interaction’s and for the humans’ personality as well – not for your usual ‘sparkling, perfect vampire and its beautiful yet completely unaware and absolutely perfect girlfriend’ (ahem, Mary Sue, ahem). Who, by the way, is so perfectly perfect that he’s just… perfect. That’s a word Meyer uses a lot in the series. I’m trying to leave you standing in familiar territory. Here’s to hopes that I succeed!
And Dumbledore, really? You’re picking on Dumbledore?! Sometimes, I’m ashamed to belong to the human race, knowing that I have to share that definition of who I am with people like you. Just by mentioning that ‘oh, Dumbledore is gay, old people shouldn’t be gay, that’s just CREEPY’ (that was not a quote, if you’re wondering. It would contain too many mistakes I didn’t feel like placing next to my writing), you’re proving that you’re homophobic. It’s absolutely pathetic. It’s like that kind of girls that pick on people because they actually have brains or natural beauty and are green with envy to the tips of their fake hair.
You’re not normal. But the first step to make it right is to acknowledge the problem. Your family will support you, don’t worry! It’ll be fine, sweetie, and not long at all! Now, go to your nearest mental institution and admit yourself in.
You can only dream of having a mind like J. K. Rowling’s, or even to understand what she writes. It’s not like it’s your fault, though, you’re just too stupid to get it, that’s all. Perhaps it would be for the best if people like you just stuck with literature-wannabes like twilight.
So, if the characters are not as beautiful as your nearest vampire, that’s a very good thing. It means we don’t have to worry about J. K. Rowling going over to the dark side of writing, not for the pleasure of her many REAL fans (the ones twilight doesn’t have), but for profit or for idiotic, obsessed, teenage girls (such as yourself, if you didn’t realize what I was hinting at).
Ok, lastly, regarding your final point, I am truly baffled by what you wrote. Do you know the meaning of the word ‘psychopath’? If not, let me brief you: ‘psy•cho•path, noun: a person with a psychopathic personality, which manifests as amoral and antisocial behavior, lack of ability to love or establish meaningful personal relationships, extreme egocentricity, failure to learn from experience, etc.’ Wow! You just learned a new word. Voldemort and Bellatrix are psychopaths, and, therefore, gain pleasure from the pain of others. They are very realistic, actually, if you didn’t catch that from my rather long review and various mentions of it. I mean, they’re certainly not a herd of moronic vampires who don’t attack in the end, but still, they’re good, don’t you agree? If you also don’t know the meaning of sarcasm, I would suggest a dictionary. I believe it would be quite the useful thing in your pocket.
If you are still confused, check the ‘twilighted’ explanation for this further up in my review (paragraph 5, if you need help, sweetie).
Also, if you had been paying any attention at all, you’d know Voldemort did not wait until the end of the school year to act, things just happen faster after Harry finds out what is going on and stops it. Besides, there’s a perfectly good reason to why it happens roughly in the same time gap every time. I’m going to guess here and say it’s a coincidence that it happens that way. I could be here all day explaining to you every reason for every year, but, frankly, I’ve already lost too much time on this, and you’re just not worth the trouble.
You know, for someone who opposes ‘slang’ and ‘swearing’ (and I say it like this because I consider one and one only real swear word in the entire saga) you do it an awful lot.
Anyway, if you don’t like it, DON’T SEE IT. The actors and actresses in the ‘movyes’ are supposed to be playing British people, if you’re dumb enough to actually muse on that, and that’s why they have ‘funny accents’. You poor thing, you’re so stupid that you don’t understand a British accent a two-year-old can. It’s your mother-country, by the way. You SHOULD speak like them, but North Americans changed a lot of things- Why am I explaining this to you?!
Oh, and honey, if you’re writing something, do me a favor and don’t write, and I quote: “the villains are unrealistic. (…) And besides, its soooooo unrealistic (…)”. Now, since you read twilight, I don’t expect you to understand the basic rules to grammar and syntax, but I think it would be quite obvious even to Meyer that you really don’t repeat yourself in a normal sentence. Just saying.
Now, I hope next time you have the presence of mind to actually think something through before you write something that lacks coherency and sense.
Goodbye and redo school, because the first three times clearly weren’t enough.
P.S. I really wrote a lot, didn’t I? I’m sorry, but I just read the twilight series and I was online searching for a reason – any reason at all – that would support and cheer the fact that I lost two days of my life I will never get back in those books, and… I found a whole lot of complete dragon dung among it, such as this you wrote. You just took the venting of a rather ready to burst patience. I have no idea if I am to apologize or congratulate you for your achievement. I have a rather long patience, normally, so you breaking it is quite the feat. Perhaps you should write about that next time you feel like ranting about something no one gives a **** about. I’m angry, sorry for the implied swear.
I FREAKING LOVE YOU! I REALLY DO!
*hugs from an American girl that loves Harry Potter and wants to move to Scotland*
Thank you! 😀 And I think we’d all love to move to Scotland… Just glimpsing the Giant Squid would be AMAZING.
But siriusly, I don’t think I can take this. What is wrong with people? Twilight fans are so short on arguments to defend themselves and their books that they have to come up with complete and utter dragon manure like THIS. (This as in the post, not the comment I’m replying)
I can’t even make fun of them anymore, because I feel like I’m wasting my time (and being stupid myself to do so), but all the same, then, I feel like I’m a bad person for not slapping them out of their stuppidity.
I’m also wondering why the living hell I came to this page again… Well, not really, I was showing it to my cousin for the ridicullosness of it and I felt like commenting again. Last time, anyway… (I hope. I might get annoyed at something and just vent… Twilight seems good for it anyway.)
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“You amaze me.”
What can twilight fans quote?
Oh, right, I forgot.
“You’re my personal brand of heroin.”
Bitch please……..go to Disneyland and stay there. I just LOVE the way these gitty, bitchy, bastards of Twihardship come up with a weak attempt at bashing Harry Potter and FAIL EPICLY. btw, notice the comment part being longer than yours? and give me one FUCKING person who defended Twilight. Do you know what tht means Professor
Dear person.
1. The British continually make best sellers where the U.S. responds with this weird thing called Twilight.
2. There are only a couple swears in Harry Potter. And they are placed reasonably unlike how people swear nowadays.
3. Please stop insulting the British by saying their accents are “funny” because, well, their accents sound much better than the American accents. Just saying.
Reason #1 why Twilight will never be as good as Harry Potter. It attracts people like you.
I totally agree! You’re an idiot! Heck, I’ll be one of the first people to criticize Harry Potter (I’m still a fan). There are many grating yet tiny inconsistencies, and Dumbledore was a prick who led to much of Harry’s pain and loneliness because of some bull crap, ‘he’ll be loved with his only family’ crap.
I also hate Ron for… I’m not fully certain, but I just don’t like him. I think my hate started during 4th year when he showed his true greed and selfishness, no matter who tries to make excuses for his actions a BEST mate would KNOW Harry better than his bull! I hated that Harry just let the douche off.
Oh, and by the by, I had never knew death wasn’t natural! Dam, we should research this and stop this unnaturalness with our magical powers!
WWII, like everyone’s been telling you… well, maybe instead of fingering yourself under the desk while gazing lovingly at the boy covered in glitter from arts and crafts sparkling in the seat by the window you might have learnt something.
Now, the HP actors, I personally think Ron (Rupert Grint) is ugly, but I’m a straight guy so… whatever. Hmm… Hermione…? (Emma Watson). I actually think she is quite hot. Though, I honestly think Kirsten Stuart (Bella Swan) is hot too, but at least Emma has more than one expression! And Harry… I wear glasses too, and without them I would have to sit real close to the TV to watch it. Though, I’ve always thought that his glasses are so thin that WHY can’t he go see a magical eye doctor. I’m sure they could fix his eyes, or at least get him some nicer, better and kitted out magical glasses.
Twilight is NOT better than Harry Potter. Its about a stalking vampire chocking his little sparkly after he snuck into a naive and stupidly Merry Sue girls bedroom! Then there’s the dog who doesn’t take NO for an answer, and do you forget the scene where he forces his tongue down her throat while she struggles to get him off her, breaking her own hand trying to stop him, and then that both Jacob and Edward laugh about it, Edward was even smug!
Both vampire, Edward, and Wolf (NOT NOT NOT a werewolf), Jacob were bad for poor Bella. She was a nice and gentle girl but they ruined her, confused her, fucked with her head! Poor poor stupid Bella.
The only person who truly loved Bella was Alice. And if you say but Edward was suffering. Yes, yes he was… he was going cold turkey! He has quit his favorite drug!
Well, anyway, both book series have many flaws, some vast, while most are minimal. I would carry on, but I can’t be-bothered. Though, I’ll leave you with some advice. When writing a blog like this you should do it in WORD so spell and grammar checker gets your most gnarling mistakes. However, if this is a hoax then, cool!
I have no idea if this is a Potterhead or a Twidiot. Siriusly, I have 0 clues.
Yeah, thinking about it you Americans did change the books, even the title of the first, which still baffles me why on that because it IS Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone! If I wrote it I would NOT have let the American’s change it!
Just adding something, the only US-book series I’ve read EVER that I loved is Percy Jackson and the Olympians. It is FAR FAR BETTER than Twilight!
After sadly coming across this post and having to endure it’s content, I read it again and again to try and understand what it actually says. This is my review:
First of all, appalling grammar, I need say no more. Second, horrid education, you didn’t beat us in World War II you bloody fool. Honestly, have you ever been anywhere but sparkle vampire land? Next thing I’d like to say, how very dare you say those thing about homosexuals! Who do you think you are?! Saying those things about old people! This is the message J.K.Rowling was giving! Dumbledore was the greatest wizard of all time yet he still was gay, did that change him? NO! I am actually disgusted by you. And you then go on to say that you can’t understand British people’s accents?! That counts as racism! I think you have heard enough of this sort of stuff from the other 6,973,738,431 people on this Earth because I’m sure the majority would back me up with this. Well, it has been lovey contacting you and I will leave you with this you horrible human: I love Harry Potter forever and will never be tired of reading the books. Harry Potter has changed me for the better and it’s obvious that Twishite has made you oblivious to the outside world.
P.S: Team Guy That Almost Hit Bella With A Car ❤
Much love,
Charlie Otter
Trololololololololol
Someone has the IQ of a vegetable… Poor little carrots…
you said that they use too much swearing but what were all them swears in you’re text.
If you’re going to complain make sure you don’t that it is rude and unacceptable and then do it you self.
You ROCK! Rock the Land of Stupid! Have you even read Twilight or Harry Potter? Obviously not, because if you did you would realise how immature Twilight is compared to Harry Potter… and Harry Potter is about KIDS with magical powers. During New Moon Bella spends most of it crying and whining like a four year old who had her candy stolen.
Both Edward and Jacob in Twilight were both douches, one should have had his head cut off (The Dog who is NOT a werewolf) and burnt (The Sparkly assed prick).
You Suck!
Your reasons made me laugh so much that I was rolling on the floor. But, first off, you are a disgrace to the human race. No lie, you truly are. Let’s see why, shall we?
1) Harry Potter has too much cussing? Really? You cussed more in this small post than they did in most of the books.
2) I am American, and you mentioned we are the top country in the world. False. You obviously have not heard of this small place across the Pacific known as China. They rule us and I, personally, would love to live in Britain.
3) Harry Potter has too much death? You said it teaches us it is natural and that is apparently wrong. From what I know death is natural, we are all going to die at some point, even your precious Edward will be stabbed through the chest with a stake, have his head ripped from his sparkly ass, and burned. And yes the good guys die! It makes you realize that Harry is the only one who can save himself, no one else.
4) You can’t understand them in the movies/books? I’m sorry you are mentally incapable of realizing what they say… Not. The only “slang” I can think of is when Harry mentions Ginny snogging Dean. For future reference, “Snogging” is the same as Making Out.
5) What you have just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone who read this is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
6) They are ugly? Daniel Radcliffe is one of the most handsome men I have ever seen. Rupert Grint went from a small ginger to this incredibly sexy red-headed beast. Tom Felton is hot, and there is nothing more to that. And finally, Emma Watson. I have a woman crush on her and find her to be a beautiful, sexy, and extremely attractive young woman and I hope that one day I can resemble her in the slightest.
7) When the love of Ginny’s life left her she restarted the D.A. with Luna and Neville in order to defeat Voldemort’s helpers within the school. When the love of Hermione’s life left her she stayed and continued to look for the remaining Horcruxes in order to save everyone. When the love of Bella’s life left, she went into a comatose state for months, imagining Edward everywhere, she then jumped off a cliff and pretty much attempted suicide to see him.
8) Lupin is a true werewolf, for he is controlled by the full moon and remembers nothing of his life when he turns. Jacob is an Animagi, he changes when he feels and has full control over his actions.
9) Twilight has no plot, and the entire series could be summarized within a story shorter than a young children’s’ book.
10) Green Eggs and Ham, The Cat in The Hat, and Fox in Sox have better grammar and spelling than Twilight.
11) The whole last book is about sex, which is impossible due to the fact Edward is dead.
12) Not even the people in Twilight like it. They all hate it. It has horrible graphics and it is obvious when they use CGI. Robert Pattinson is happy he was in at least one Harry Potter.
I admit to being a Potterhead, and proud, but you are pretty much arguing that an International Book Series that is beloved by millions, embraced by all races, and cared for by just about all religions is worse than a book where the author is living this strange fantasy. I pray that you get off the pot you are smoking and somehow regain all of your brain cells. Now get your head out of your ass and please move to Jupiter.
This was sporked by skepkitty, who I think of as Madam Hilarious: http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2011/12/27/twilight-vs-harry-potter-one-morons-argument/?year=2011&monthnum=12&day=27&like=1&_wpnonce=e07b491f2c&wpl_rand=4fbd622fa9
Ok, one of so many twilight fans who come up with those not true reasons. Actually I thought yours was quite all right in the beginning, I mean: There is some swearing, not a lot however and not really bad in my opinion but I understand your point even though I don’t agree. Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed but Hogwarts is a secondary school and, at least at my school, you hear a lot of swearing so it makes it realistic. Then your 2nd point: it’s too violent. I think that this, again, makes it more realistic. In a war people die, innocent people and the bad guys. That’s how our wars go, and theirs. Oh and death is a natural thing! Rowling explains death very well, I think, because she shows how sad it is. It’s not like they are all happy so many people die. But it also shows that it isn’t something to be afraid of and something natural. Isn’t that a good thing to teach children? They say things like: ‘For the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure.’ And ‘It’s the unknown what we fear about death and darkness nothing more’ Isn’t that true? But it still shows how horrible it is though. I do agree that torture isn’t right, but again realistic. In wars there is torture, it’s just the truth. J.K rowling isn’t scared to show that. Now the point where it all becomes nonsense. I mean, first of all, the British armies were allies with the Americans. Second of all, what rubbish is it to judge something on the country were the author lives. And Americans aren’t simply better, to even think that makes them so much worse! America isn’t the best country, and it’s very selfish to think that. And the accent in the film isn’t rubbish, I kind of like it. And you Americans have an accent too, so don’t think you’re so great. And does it matter how ugly they are? Not that they are of course, but if there were? At Hp they get casted on talent, on twilight on how ‘hot’ they are. I also think that the villains in twilight are unrealistic, not the ones in HP. Because in twilight they are ‘all bad’ In HP it’s not just black and white. I am a huge fan of Hp, and I used to be a fan on twilight, so I know what I’m talking about when I say I think HP is way better. It’s weird to compare them anyway, because they are completely different. I mean, Hp is a worldwide phenomenon, J.K rowling created a complete new world, has thought everything through (With the latin spells, and all the history) and teaches children about loyalty, love, death, hatred, friendship and all such things. While twilight is just a good book for teenage girls. I used to like it a lot, but you get over that. It’s just a phase most girls go through. And SMeyer did a good job on it, lots of people read it. But it’s just not as brilliant as HP
“Troll! There’s a troll in the dungeon! Thought you ought to know.”
Are you an idiot? You are a bloody hypocrite and you know it! You are also the most shallow, immature Muggle I’ve ever met, and that’s saying something- I’m twelve.
“Wait till my father hears about this!”-Draco Malfoy, The Chamber of Secrets
Or is this a parody? If it is, it’s brilliant.
Since so many before me have already broken down the sheer stupidity of what was written above, I see no reason to do the same. But after reading that biased, idiotic and downright retarded article above, I can’t remain compltely silent. To see so many people refuting it does restore a slight portion of my faith in humanity, so I’m grateful for that, but there is just one thing I wanted to mention. Most of the reasons listed above for hating Harry Potter are the things that make it such and inspirational, one-of-kind story. The flawed charcters, the violence, the terrifying and sadistic villains are a large portion of what makes the story great. Loss and struggle, horrific though they may be, add a huge amount to the story. A perfect story with perfect people and a happy ending is not interesting, because it’s not real. Things don’t always go the way we plan. We struggle, and we lose, but that’s life. We don’t live in some kind of perfect, painless utopia, so why should we read about one? You claim that Harry Potter is unrealistic, but in comparison to Twilight, where we have a perfect Edward, perfect Bella and perfect happily ever after, it’s as real as you or I.
Also, you have appalling spelling and grammar. My 6 year old cousin can string together better sentences. Anyway, thank you kindly for inflicting your racist, irrational and just plain stupid ideas on the internet. I hope you get an STD for your effort.
Love, some random Australian girl.
p.s. British people are worth no less than American. Just because you can’t decode a fancy accent, doesn’t mean to have to slag off the entire country, stupid cow.
Here are the reasons that your article made no sense (the numbers correspond to the numbers in the article, telling you what I am counteracting).
1. Hello, Twilight? Selling sex!
2. Death IS okay and natural. EVERYONE, at one point, is going to die. It’s not like dying is rare. It happens everyday, and there is nothing humans can do to stop it.
3. Did You Know? That happens in real life. No matter what kind of fantasy wonderland you think Earth is, there are always going to be someone who does that. And where, pray tell, does it say “Harry looked at his friends proudly. He had never know that they could torture people with cold blood. ‘Good work, Ron! And you, Hermione. fantastic!'” Let me tell you where it says anything even REMOTELY like that. Nowhere.
4. Are you insane? Did it ever once occur to you that someone from, oh, I don’t know, the UK could be on this website? They can see the same things online that we can, you know. Oh, and, before I forget, do you by any chance happen to like a particular British boy band called ONE DIRECTION? I bet you do. And, OH MY GOD! America is NOT the #1 country in the world. And, logic? SERIOUSLY? You wouldn’t know logic (or correct spelling and grammar, for that matter) is it hit you in the face with a rolled up newspaper! ( In case you didn’t know, a newspaper is a collection of paper that has news printed on it.)
5. You don’t have to use a slang dictionary unless you have an IQ of 0.5!
6. Maybe they have British accents because the movie takes place on GREAT BRITAIN! There is not anything wrong with having an accent! I have an American southern accent, and I talk just fine!
7. Maybe the actors are “ugly” because they look like REAL PEOPLE and not just another dime-a-dozen fake Hollywood sellout. (*fake cough* KARDASHIAN *fake cough* KRISTEN STEWART*). And whats wrong with being gay? Now I get to call my cousin and tell him and his BOYFRIEND all about you, and I get to watch them, once again, be pushed around by another f*ucking steriotype (yes, I know I spelled it wrong).
8. All villains sweetheart. I din;t know where you are, but here on planet Earth, all villains are like that.
So next time you want to go pushing people around because of how they look, or talk, or who they love, KEEP YOUR F*CKING MOUTH SHUT!
she is a shallow idiot (just saying) i honestly hope she stops being so ignorant and read the series, i read the twilight series and i can say i felt like dumbledore in the cave in book 6.
Ok…so basically ur moaning about swearing….so u swear in this? great logic! T_T Twilight…bella becomes almost comatose cos edward wanted her safe? there are ppl who torture for fun! people know this! so they make it realistic! it is quite mean that u sed old ppl cant b gay…twilight, as said by Stephen King a great author and brilliant man, Harry Potter is about loyalty and bravery and twilight is about the importance of having a boyfriend!the death in HP draws u in and interests u!voldemort unrealistic? EDWARD IS A FREAKING SPARKLING FAIRY DAMNIT! ur just slagging off cultures! Luna a weirdo? ur bloody well right! she doesnt care! weird is good! normal is boring! shes an amazing piece of creativity! shes a great character! British people rubbish? u can talk u yanky! we talk better than u with ur ‘sidewalks’ and ‘band-aids’! ugly? how could u say that? Emma Watson is beautiful! bella has the emotional range of a teaspoon that shows on her face! (that was said by the beautiful Hermione Granger to u people who like HP as much as i do 😉 ) A WEIRDO WITH GLASSES? HE SAVED LOADS OF PEOPLE NOT 4 TIMES NOT 5 TIMES BUT 6 FREAKING TIMES! WOULD U WANT HIM 2 SAVE U? I THINK U WOULD U IDIOT! theres more emotional love scenes in 1 chapter of HP than a whole book of Twilight! bella and edward hav sex! is that in Hp? i think not! u hav swore more in around….10 paragraphs than in a WHOLE BLOODY SERIES OF HP! in Twilight they base on looks. in HP they love each other for personalities! theres a love triange and in HP thers a world saving triangle! bella is a saddo that has no life! she cant choose between 2 guys! it proves how great she is at making decisions! im pretty sure bella having sex with edward is necrophilia aswell along with Jacob wanting bellas child and it dusnt matter how quick she grows its still pedophilia! twilight is more adultish than HP! HP is a family movie! all ages with the exception of the word bitch! and its rude we are smarter than u Twihards 4 liking the superior series? u r insane…i hope i hav made my point here… GO HARRY POTTER! ♥Harry Potter♥
Everything is here:I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! – IT IS OK, IT IS NATURAL. Except for disco balls drinking skunk blood.
Severus Snape love was far stronger, braver and faithfull. Stupid bella, everythings on face value.. No wonder people are so bloody shallow.. Ag nee sies!!!
Snape’s so-called love was nothing but a delusion of selfishness and bitterness. He deserved to die a horrible death. He was just a bullying jerk. I hate to hear people defending his actions, and trying to blame James (most times). It was made clear that Severus Snape was James’ Draco Malfoy yet people don’t call Harry a bully. Snape was already running with the wrong crowd and studying the dark arts. If his so-called love was so strong, brave, and FAITHFUL he would have begged forgiveness from Lily! He would have protected her son from Dumbledore and treated him with respect. Snape even continued calling Harry an attention seeker (which is perfectly fine, some people are born to gain attention) even after he had seen his terrible life during Occlumency, and raped into his mind, which was a FUCKED up call on Dumbledore’s part, but probably wanted Snape to stay sweet so gave him a treat of seeing Harry’s painful and petty life!
So don’t compare the two, as for Bella, she didn’t love Edward, she was just attracted because it was his nature to attract her, his dinner. He was just fascinated by her scent and closed mind and grew attached like she was his pet.
Percy Jackson and Annabeth have a better relationship because its not perfect, its awkward, but it doesn’t dominate anything, but its still there.
i dont agree with that at all except the bella and edward thing
other than that…thats just wrong…he really felt something…Snape LOVED Lily! i guess ur just being a devils advocate 
Everything is here:I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! – IT IS OK, IT IS NATURAL. Except for disco balls drinking skunk blood.
Severus Snape love was far stronger, braver and faithfull. Stupid bella, everythings on face value.. No wonder people are so bloody shallow.. Ag nee sies!!! PS Harry was brave enough to look death straight in the eye and saying OK I will die for the good, Not to spawn some demon child
PS. Harry should have just tole them to go fuck themselves and left. He owed them fuck all while they owed him everything.
merlinrecon
he would have begged forgiveness from Lily – Severus did it!!! Severus begged!!!
Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. I haven’t read canon in a few years, the last time that poor excuse for a final book shortly after it came out. The others I’ve read multiple times, but time and fanfiction tends to muddle a few things up. However, a truly sorry person would try harder, and accept that she didn’t want him like that. Anyway, whether or not he did doesn’t excuse the way he treated her son, nothing does. He was very childish and petty. I could have possibly like him if he wasn’t such an arrogant douche (and I mean arrogant in his superiority to children. I mean, come on. You don’t walk in the class and insult. You walk in and help your students. The first ever lesson we see him, he insults the whole class and student-body before he’s even set them to do anything).
Hey, I’m a fan of the series. Though, book 7 seemed wrong… it didn’t fit and I’ve read 2 HP Fanfictions done in JK’s writing style to perfection that were much better. Though, one’s incomplete (and don’t know where it is anymore) and the other (died with my last lap top and I can’t remember where it is, and for once I liked Draco). I mean, the whole Deathly Hallows thing just seemed to jump out at us even though Harry got the cloak first year.
Book 7 just seemed wrong, not what should have happened, and Voldemort’s death just jumped out. It took a few rereads of that bit to realise that yes, he is really death. The dying for everyone thing sucked worse, especially seeing Dumbledore. It would have made more sense for once that it be Lily, possibly James, and at a push Sirius that comes to give him advice.
The whole crap in Gringotts sucked big style though. It just seemed like it was a chaotic mess (though better than Breaking Dawns “fight”). There were so many holes in the final book that looking just didn’t really fit with the first 6 books.
Well, stuff to do, places to be… 😛
Severus begged for forgiveness! He did! And Lily was deaf to it.
I don’t wana live on this world anymore….
1. Those instances were few and between. And considering the fact that Bellatrix was trying to kill Molly’s daughter, I think that she was entitled. And what teenager doesn’t curse a little? At least he was saying bloody hell instead of something incredibly crass like the f-word. And I would much rather to have a few cuss words inside a book than have a book that teaches girls it’s okay to have sex, get forced into a marriage, become pregnant when you’re only eighteen and become suicidal when your boyfriend dumps you.
2. Death is natural in times of war and people die. It’s unfortunate, it’s sad, it’s also life. No people dying in a war is irrational and also impossible. You’re at war so you either kill or be killed. And if you read the books correctly, Harry didn’t want to kill people so he always tried to use stupefying spells instead. And hello? Don’t forget the fact that Twilight has vampires who go around killing people and sucking their blood. And if you’re going to reply by saying the vampires there were vegetarian, then remember their past lives? I’m pretty sure all of them have killed and drank more than one person’s blood and even if the person was a thief or something, they don’t have the right to suddenly murder someone so it’s still wrong.
3. Of course someone is going to get tortured! This is not just some kiddie playground affair, it’s war with real bad guys and real villains. There are obviously going to be consequences for their actions, otherwise why would they be bad guys? You really are living in some twisted fairyland with Barbie ponies. The point of it all is that torturing is bad and life should be revered and treasured since it’s so easily destroyed.
4. ….That. Is. Just. Plain. RACIST. What is wrong with you?!!! Just because you’re American doesn’t mean you get to hate Britain.
5. Technically, I kind of get what you’re trying to say about the accents since you might not understand what they’re saying. Same goes with the slang. But look at it from a Brit’s point of view, some of your slang would be dang weird.
6. Now that was just insulting to the actors. I am pretty sure they’re talking right most of the time and really? You’re starting up the whole “America is cool and Britain is not” crap? If that’s the case then I have two words for you: The Beatles. And if not, One Direction. Dr. Who. America isn’t the only country in the entire universe.
7. Now this made me boiling mad. Does everyone have to be gorgeous to be a hero? No, and that’s what Harry Potter teaches us. Hermione has frizzy hair, so what? She’s the best in her form, a world-class prodigy, a brave warrior and there’s always hair gel. Harry has glasses and messy hair, so what? He was The Boy Who Lived and he managed to kill You-Know-Who and save the Wizarding World when he was only seventeen. Not to mention, he has a kind heart and a loving soul. Luna likes to dress differently, so what? I think personally that the way she dresses is effervescently bright and quirky and it says that she isn’t afraid of what everyone else thinks of says about her unique style. It also shows that she has the guts to walk down the hallways with everyone whispering Loony behind her back and still have a smile on her face. Ron is ugly, so…wait, I am not even going to justify that because he needs no explanation. Just because someone isn’t an amazingly ravishing supermodel that deserves an entire page describing their utter beauty doesn’t mean they don’t have a better personality.
And Dumbledore’s beard is not creepy. People have beards. Deal with it. It’s just facial hair. And he’s wearing robes you idiot, look it up. He does not look creepy, he looks whimsical. And just because Dumbledore is gay doesn’t mean he is not FREAKISHLY AWESOME. Don’t let homophobia cloud your judgement because that in itself is much more creepy than any beard.
8. Unrealistic? Twilight is unrealistic for God sakes. It has a teenage girl who falls in love, becomes a suicidal mess because her boyfriend dumps her, plays around with the affections of a werewolf, gets married and pregnant, changes into a vampire. Throughout the entire thing, almost no one dies and everyone is annoyingly obssesed with how perfect Bella is despite the fact that she states that she isn’t. Which is also unrealistic because she seems to be the most popular, beautiful and smartest kid in her class (utter cliches!). So villains are unrealistic because they’re bad? Go cry to your mommy because some people actually need real depth to their characters.
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O_O Okay… I really wanna punch something right now. Oh my Rowling… are you being Sirius… this is ridikulus!
It doesn’t teach people torture is okay because Volde- … You-Know-Who is the BAD GUY. So we don’t like him and he tortures people therefore we do not think that’s right! God… I would write a looooong comment right now but I can’t be bothered… waste of time.
Ok. First of all, have you read the books? No? Than go get a real piece of literature and READ. I am going to tear apart what you just said but by bit and prove why everything you just said was either demeaning or false.
1. You accuse J.K. Rowling of swearing too much in the books, yet you use “Fuck” and “Hell” in your post. On top of that, Twilight has curse words and Stephanie basically wrote out sex scenes.
2. This really is stupid. Just because people die in life, does that mean you should hide under a rock? No. The series is about overcoming your fears and finding courage out of loss. The deaths in the books greatly affects character development, and if I remember correctly, Twilight doesn’t have any.
3. Again, if you had read Harry Potter you would realize how stupid this is. The point of the book is to BRING DOWN the people who are doing the torturing, not the other way around. And if I recall correctly from Twilight, James basically stalked Bella and proceeded to emotionally torture her in some random ballet studio. After that, Victoria wanted to give her a “slow, torturous death”.
4. I am American and I happen to think that Great Britain is much better. They abolished slavery before us, have gun control, gave us the motivation to form a democracy and use a normal measuring system. Their culture is beautiful as well as their accents. Who told you that they lost against us in WW2? They were one the winning side in both one and two and fought with America against the Nazis. What does America have? McDonalds and Assault Rifles.
5. Did you ever think it was maybe written by a BRITISH AUTHOR? There are American and British versions of the books, and it would be weird to hear the word “Dude” from a British kid in a rustic Scottish castle.
6. British people probably think that we talk weirdly, also. J.K. Rowling specifically asked for an all British cast because she wanted it to be original. Did you know that the person who plays Sparkle Boy (Edward), Robert Pattinson, played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? Do you still think that he’s weird?
7. People like you like books with perfect characters because you are a tad insecure. There is nothing wrong with that, as everyone is! However, books with flawed characters are just as good and when those characters evolve as the story progresses it makes the reader cheer for them. Hermione was not the prettiest girl, but at the Yule Ball she had a shining moment. That alone should make the reader happy. Addressing your next comment, what the hell makes you think you can basically insult the gay elderly and then proceed to say “no offense”? That’s the same as talking about how ugly someone is behind their back but denying it when they catch you. Everyone grows old, and it would be cruel to suddenly say “Yeah… We know you two men have been together for fifty years, but you are seriously messed up that you are staying with him.”
8. Ok, I can’t argue with you on waiting until the end of the school year to act, as that did confuse me, but the villains in Twilight are the same. They freaking eat people when they don’t have to, and I already mentioned James and Victoria. The Volturi are just creepy beasts with sparkly skin and red eyes.
I am not going to attack you for liking Twilight, but at least try reading the Harry Potter books. If you are going to post something that argues intellectual dominance, try spelling and punctuating correctly as well. That will probably earn you more respect.
If you want to argue your case further, feel free to e-mail me at:
shamrock1313@optonline.net
Rock on, Sydney
Stupid ignorant muggle !!
Can I just say, that I am British, and your blog post is very offensive to us Brits.
You cow. It’s fascist people like you that enslaved black people. I am British and PROUD
after you’ve said your opinion, i ought to give you my opinion too.
* don’t you dare compare HARRY POTTER and TWILIGHT. it’s way too obvious to compare. HARRY POTTER by JK ROWLING IS THE BEST.
in accordance to your opinion you said that HARRY POTTER “sucks” right?
let me brighten your malicious act by doing this.
1. bloody hell isn’t a bad word. even bitch doesn’t count.
bloody hell
Web definitions
An expression of dismay, disgust, anger, surprise etc; placed before a verb to add emphasis to a sentence.
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bloody_hell
bitch
/biCH/
Noun
A female dog, wolf, fox, or otter.
and that’s part of life, miss. if you were in molly’s shoes, a loving brave mother (that’s why she’s one of the order) and one of the death eaters tried to kill your daughter? what would you do? i mean, would you rather say, “oh come on! that’s my daughter” and sob? BE MORE REALISTIC.
2. you don’t expect that all good people live happily ever after. there was a war!! war!! every war has consequences, just like REAL life, the principles, and thoughts because this is how a war should be!! unexpected death, anxiety, violence. that is what war symbolizes for me. and i think some people too.
and hello miss “twigurrl” death really is normal. and we need to accept the fact that we are all going to die. it simply just taught the READERS to be not afraid of death!
they were violent because they were the bad people. i mean, what would you expect of bad people? doing good things? HA HA.
3. like what i’ve said, they were the bad people. what do you expect of death eaters? doing kind things? oh come on, girl! even your “fandom” has torture too, am i right? cause i’ve heard that there was a “war” that happened in the “twilight saga” let your brain work for once miss “twigurrl”!
4. in my own perspective, BRITISH PEOPLE ARE WAAAAAAY TOO AWESOME FOR AMERICANS. and also, if you don’t understand their words because of their accent, that’s your problem to handle, miss. it’s you and your brain that has some problem because you can’t decipher a simple british accent!!
“I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world.”
oh heyy!! i found something interesting FACT!!
Norway
Score: 0.943
And #1, crushing the runner up by almost double the rating is Norway, or the Kingdom of Norway. This country of almost 5 million is a parliamentary constitutional monarchy with extremely high education standards and a very low poverty and unemployment rate, with a life expectancy of 80.2 years. Norway was a pivotal founding member of NATO but rejected joining the EU, but continues to have good relations with neighboring European countries. Norway is also a founding member and now huge donator to the United Nations as well as helping found the Council of Europe, and is an active member of WTO and OECD. Norway has one of the largest reserves of petroleum, natural gas, minerals, lumber, seafood, freshwater, and hydro-power in the world and is a major exporter of oil. Norway is internationally recognized for its universal health care, advanced schooling systems, and a distinguished social security system. For all these reasons, the Kingdom of Norway ranks number one on the United Nation’s Human Development Index.
europe is the continent where all brits live. the author of harry potter is brit. so know you’re telling me, that us is the MOST advanced. hihii us ranked number 4 miss twigurrl.
=))
5. if it;s confusing, then you shouldn’t have watched the movie(the book is much more better.) i know you watched it because you seem to be enthusiastic about the flaws of harry potter. and if it is confusing you, it is your problem!! not the production staff nor the actors, actresses and absolutely not the book!! man!! let your brain work just this once!!
6. the way you typed this shit makes me vomit, girl. i think you yourself have this funny typing. i just cant understand why you keep on making errors. not just typographical but life errors. not to mention your logical errors.
7. oh, so you’re telling me that life only acceppts PERFECT PEOPLE? beautiful with no flaws? oh girl!! so you’re telling me that vampires aren’t creepy? not to mention WEREWOLVES. fuck off, girl and go to the corner with your sparkly-perfect vampire that you all call “edward”. HARRY POTTER JUST SIMPLY TEACH US THAT THERE ARE FLAWS IN OUR LIFE AND THAT IT ISN’T PERFECT. you know why? i guess you’ll never know why coz you have an idiotic brain! HAHAHA because jk rowling wants to be REALISTIC, not IDEALISTIC.
8. well, it is more realistic because the antagonist always should be CREEPY. madame. would you please let your brain worl just for once?
P. S.
your spelling sucks
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you are an idiot
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“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing
what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it
is to have a boyfriend.” – Stephen King
WHAT? Are you really saying that twilight is better? It is so inappropriate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really need to get a life.
Olá, saudações brasileiras (se você for capaz de traduzir, é claro)
Fãs como você conseguem manchar ainda mais a imagem de uma “saga” incrivelmente ruim. Suas justificativas não só demonstram falta de conhecimento acerca dos livros como mostram o preocupante declínio da cultura.
Admiro, no entanto, sua ousadia ao mencionar Ron e Molly, nossos heróis, que diferentemente dos seus vampiros são capazes de sacrificar a vida pelo bem maior. Além disso, não creio que o intelectualismo britânico seja a razão pela qual você considera a escrita de Jo confusa. Faça um favor à Literatura e leia um livro, não um manual anti-feminista.
Acima de tudo, o que sinto por você é pena. Nós temos amizade, amor, intelência e coragem. Nós temos Harry, Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, Fred, George, Molly e James. Nós temos HERÓIS. Vocês tem uma escritora louca por atenção e que não dá valor ao poder feminino. Meus pêsames.
I’m surprised this is still getting comments after all this time. Keep trolling, Twilight Girl 🙂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO IS YOUR BLOODY HISTORY TEACHER?? BRITAIN LOSE TO USA IN WW2??
THAT IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS, HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
btw, do you know, the British speaks the original english, and since you american originally came from England, its a shame that bitches like you go around thinking british people speaks in riddle
Just for your information, CHINA is the most advanced country in the world. America is the country with the most advanced rates of obesity. You are probably an attention-seeking brat, my age(12 a few days ago) at the most, who dosen’t even know her WW2 facts. I’ve known those since I was what, 9? You know what you practise? Ethnicism.
China is NOT the most advanced country! It may be the richest right now, but not the most advanced. Firstly, the US and Japan would be considered ahead of them. Secondly, it should be about the most developed when its dealing with something like this, which is NORWAY! Surprisingly, the UK isn’t even in the top 10.
I’ve written on this forum a few times now, and read what other people have to say, and I’m quite frankly disappointed that everyone seems to just come here and write complete defense of Harry Potter and attack Twilight. I’m not much of a Twilight fan, and honestly, I’m not the greatest fan (anymore when it comes to HP) of canon. I’ve read lot’s of FanFiction of both that could put them to shame in many ways.
However, out of the 2 Harry Potter is the better written, and quite frankly Twilight could have been written in 1 book. It only seems to say one real thing to all of the fan-girls. “If you’re lucky enough you’ll have a vampire wanking over you while you sleep, and a NOT-A-WEREWOLF trying to rape you because he’s jealous you want the stalker to bone you!”
Its all about the sort of fantasy teenage girls and younger diddle themselves too while alone in bed while boys are less imaginative while they play.
Harry Potter on the other hand, while it has many, many holes in it is about adventuring and good evil, though could do with a better hero, or one not being butt-banged by an old man out to ruin his life.
For that very little reason alone, Harry Potter is better than Twilight, but neither are better than The Hunger Games or Percy Jackson! Both of which have heroes that just get on with it and kick ass without all of the bitching and complaining about shite no-one can or will change!
I’ve written on this forum a few times now, and read what other people have to say, and I’m quite frankly disappointed that everyone seems to just come here and write complete defense of Harry Potter and attack Twilight. I’m not much of a Twilight fan, and honestly, I’m not the greatest fan (anymore when it comes to HP) of canon. I’ve read lot’s of FanFiction of both that could put them to shame in many ways.
However, out of the 2 Harry Potter is the better written, and quite frankly Twilight could have been written in 1 book. It only seems to say one real thing to all of the fan-girls.
“If you’re lucky enough you’ll have a vampire wanking over you while you sleep, and a NOT-A-WEREWOLF (seriously, you Twilight morons don’t seem to get that one fact, read the third part of the final book) trying to rape you because he’s jealous you want the stalker to bone you!”
Its all about the sort of fantasy teenage girls and younger diddle themselves too while alone in bed while boys are less imaginative while they play.
Harry Potter on the other hand, while it has many, many holes in it is about adventuring and good vs.evil, though could do with a better hero, or one not being butt-banged by an old man out to ruin his life.
For that very little reason alone, Harry Potter is better than Twilight, but neither are better than The Hunger Games or Percy Jackson! Both of which have heroes that just get on with it and kick ass without all of the bitching and complaining about shite no-one can or will change!
1. Whether you like it or not kids will swear. You’re not an innocent kid forever and besides the kids who are going to read the book won’t go on using that word because they’re kids and if they do their parents will tell them that it’s a swear word. I’ll go with swear words rather than a a love triangle between a stoic girl, a dead pedophile, and a muscular mutt.
2. Too violent? People die? At least the good people who dies in the books has their good reasons unlike Bella Swan who just decided to get herself into trouble just so his sparkling boyfriend will go back for her, don’t tell me that that isn’t violence.
3. Torture? It never said anything about torture being, in your words, okay. That’s why they fight to stop the bloodshed, to stop the tortures and the killing of the innocent.
4. You’re being a racist and a bigot saying American works are better and is the top country in the world. Newsflash the best writer came from England in the person of Shakespeare. There is no logic in saying that since America is more advanced and powerful has nothing to do with its writers and their writings, you’re making a generalization. British are better in vocabulary and grammar when it comes to the English language, you Americans just speak and speak without even thinking if you’re using a correct grammar. British are excellent actors no doubt about it.
5. Sounds like , you just don’t like it because you can’t understand what they meant, and you grew up using the English language, being an American that you are. I’m Asian, English is my second language, I don’t go on using it all the time yet I understand what they meant,. You’re just too lazy to read the dictionary and just rely on what you already know.
6. Hm. Apparently you don’t know what the meaning of accent is. You should know that they are not, by all means, weird. For you, for others who are not Brits or European they may appear to talk funny but to them that is, of course, normal. They’re just as weird as Americans say ”sup’ instead of ‘what’s up?’.
7. It is not a dress it’s a robe, in case you haven’t read what it’s called in the book, in the early days like in the days of Julius Caesar, they wore those dress like clothes that they call a Toga and there is absolutely nothing sick about that, like what you believe. You base too much on the looks of the characters rather than their backgrounds and personality. Vanity. You say you have nothing against homosexuals yet you are saying that old people aren’t supposed to be gay, well guess what? They aren’t supposed to be what you want them to be either.
8. I quote your, “WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!”, you just eloquently mentioned that they are “sadistic creepy fucking moron” if you haven’t read the dictionary, which I’m about to conclude that you have not, a sadistic person is someone who hurts people for FUN, so if you’re going to ask what kind of sadistic…….kills and tortured them for fun, I’ll say a REALISTICALLY sadistic person, I don’t know what the meaning of sadistic is in your books, probably cuddly little bad guys who ride on ponies. As for your ‘waiting until the end of the school year’ argument.They just had the confrontation near the end of the school year, but throughout the year the Villains always makes a move.
Book 1: Quirrell let in a troll as a diversion to get the stone, tried to kill Harry during the Quiditch match and finally tricked Dumbledore into going to the ministry by sending a fake letter.
Book 2: Almost the same because Riddle didn’t bring Ginny and prepared to resurrect himself until the Headmaster got sacked, but did ordered that the muggleborns be killed Book 3: Sirius, even if wasn’t actually the villain there, tried time and time again to get to Harry until he got desperate that he basically kidnapped Ron so, naturally, Harry followed, Peter was revealed to be alive and so on.
Book 4: The final task, and eventual cause of Voldemort’s rebirth, happened near the end of school year because there were two other tasks and the champions are given time to prepare.
Book 5: Voldemort’s hiding, he doesn’t want the wizarding world to know of his rebirth so in turn he does not attack Hogwarts but gathers followers.
Book 6: Attacks by Voldie’s followers happened throughout the book beginning, middle and end, except Hogwarts because old Voldie’s to wary of Dumbledore, so he sent someone else, from the inside, to kill the man.
Book 7: From the very start, at the battle of the seven potters, Voldemort was there. In Godric’s Hollow, Nagini was there disguised as Bagshot, deatheaters everywhere, snatchers in the forest.
Several things about this post that I would like to comment on. Why would you compare the two together? They are both completely different books! Twilight is a young adult teenage romance novel and Harry Potter is and adventure fantasy magic book. Also why would you hate something because it’s British it’s that kind of arrogant attitude that makes people hate Twilight fans. Harry Potter fans won’t go on and on about how much Twilight sucks we all ready know that! It’s also rather shallow of you to hate something because of the characters looks! If you read the story’s (which you probably haven’t) you’ll see they each mature into good looking young adults. Another thing because you probably haven’t read it you honestly have no right to riff on it because you know nothing about it. I have read all of the Twilight books so I at least know what I’m talking about when I talk about the novels. With the whole issue of violence and death it’s an ACTION BOOK! Of course it will have violence and death. And correct me if I’m wrong but in Twilight doesn’t the Cullens bring up Vampire’s murdering humans at least eight times in each book? Yup that’s not violent at all. With the villains not being realistic, Voldemort is almost exactly like Hitler (who is real) he thinks one race is far superior and sets to kill the other. Where as the main villains in Twilight drink blood and are unconventialy beautiful (cause that’s realistic). You can have your own opinion but please do not be a jerk to everyone else because of it. Do not be disrespectful to this book series, because it symbolizes so much more than you could he even fathom. Unlike Twilight it goes through real life issues that readers can connect to, and no matter how small the character, they are all developed wonderfully. Please think before you decided to riff on something and please know all the facts. Oh and one last thing Robert Patterson has gone on record saying he much rather be in Harry Potter than Twilight. It’s a bit sad that the main actor doesn’t even like the books isn’t it?
Oh and one more thing you actually just made me ashamed to be an American (from THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA) and you’ve made me ashamed of being a teenage girl.
That’s rubbish and please improve your English. Just because you’re a Twilight Fan you don’t have to talk bad about Harry Potter. And why mention the WW2?! That has nothing to do with it. Most of your arguments dont make any sense. Well, it’s true that there is a lot of death and torture (like Twilight is such a fairy tale) but there can’t always be a happy end. Get over it please. And when you call Dumbledore gay I really don’t know what is wrong with you. Stay with your little twilight thingy and leave everyone else alone. No one wants to hear what you have to say. Thank you 🙂
This is absolutely ridiculous. Not only are your arguments invalid, they make absolutely no sense what so ever. You talk about how Harry potter is bad because it occasionally throws out the word hell and once said bitch. Yet you repeatedly dropped the f bomb throughout this bullshit article. Another thing you said is that Harry potter is bad because dumbledore has a beard and “beards are creepy” I can’t think of anyone who’s called Christmas creepy because Santa has a beard. I think I became more stupid by simply reading this article
Go to hell bitch. Keep your stupid comments to yourself!
This cannot be real…I just can’t believe the level or arrogance and ignorance I just read. It isn’t even that you like twilight, everyone is entitled to like a story, but some of the reasoning behind why you didn’t like Harry Potter. It was also horrifying just how ignorant you are of the world to believe that we fought AGAINST the British in WWII. We were allies during that war. I pity you in a way…and really hope that this was a joke.
I want to star thanking you for making me laught so much! It was the most funny text I have ever read! Oh! I am sorry, I’m crying from laughter right now, anyway! I always asked myself how stupid could a Twilight fan be! Thanks for answering that! Every time I am sad I will come back to this page and read again!! You are extremely ridiculous! Congrats, for being that kind of human being everyone avoids!
I am a Harry Potter fan but have read the Twilight saga, because if I want to be able to disagree with something, I should know about it. Please read and maybe try to understand where I am coming from as I critique this post.
1. Swear words. There is swearing in twilight too (damn, shit, and hell). Molly Weasley calls Belletrix a bitch because Belletrix tries to kill Molly’s only daughter. Also the language in the books may become stronger because each book was meant to become a bit more difficult in reading level. Book one was meant for 11 year olds and book seven was meant for 17 and 18 year olds. Studies have shown that this actually improves reading level in children. http://www.prnewswire.co.uk/news-releases/waterstones-booksellers-ltd–harry-potter-improves-childrens-reading-154055255.html
2. Death. You are making it sound like nobody in twilight dies. JK Rowling had a purpose for every single death in the books. Yes some characters were much loved but their deaths were meaningful. Tonks and Lupin died to show the costs of war. Fred dies because in the real world, people DO die. Death is a natural thing and it happens in real life, and it is ok to tell people that.
3. Torture. Sorry if I’m mistaken but is there not a vampire by the name of Jane who enjoys torturing others? If your response to that is: “she was part of the Volturi, an evil coven of vampires” I have some news for you, Voldemort and Belletrix are evil. They are what you might call “villans” and they do not start torturing people until the fourth book. This is when readers who had read the first three are mature enough to realize the battle between good and evil is not going to be flowers and unicorns.
4. British. As crazy as it may seem, Robert Pattinson is from Britain. And I’ll bet you like one direction. Did you know they’re British? It’s true. Also guess what: the author, JK Rowling, is from Britain! She didn’t say “Hmm, I think that I’ll write a book for America but base it in England.” She wrote a book, not even knowing how it will be accepted or if she would make much money off of it, for children to get away in a magical castle called Hogwarts. We were allies with Britain in World War Two. And we won.
5. Confusing. Is it really that confusing? Do you remember in elementary school when you didn’t know a word so you used the words around it to figure out what it could mean? Here is where that concept comes into play! And you know how you mentioned swearing? You happen to drop the F bomb a couple of times I see.
6. Crap movies. I can understand why you might not like the acting in the first couple. The actors are young and just getting into their acting careers. But they actually get better the movies and are intense if you watch them. And the actors have accents because they are FROM BRITAIN! Anything they say will be explained later if you don’t understand it and it’s ok to use subtitles to understand some movies. Personally I saw the first three twilights and couldn’t bear to sit in a theater to watch any more. Kristin shows no emotions (poor acting). Also there’s that F bomb again!
7. Ugly characters. I forgot that twilight was a world where every single person you set eyes on (read about) is gorgeous. In real life (which is the point of the Harry Potter character looks) not everybody is a supermodel. Harry has a “freakish scar” because somebody tried to kill him. It seems as though both Bella and Jasper have freakish crescent shaped scars. Yes they were also targeted for dead. Please do not attack Harry for having a scar when Jasper is covered in them.
I know you are not trying to be homophobic but the way you phrased that bit about Dumbledore was very rude. No I’m not homosexual. I am just respectful of others. Beards and mustaches can be creepy if they are like hobo and Hitler style but Dumbledore is a wizard. It is pretty classic for an elderly wizard to have a white beard and mustache. And it is not a dress. It is a cloak. Again, classic wizard wear.
8. Unrealistic villains. Voldemort is a power hungry wizard. The Volturi is a power hungry coven. Remember that vampires drink human blood, sometimes they have the tendency to kill. And sometimes they find it quite enjoyable. Also: ONLY THE VILLAINS IN HARRY POTTER KILL “FOR FUN”! Do you mean Snape when you say bad hair? Because if you read you will see that he is actually just a lovesick person who happened to send his “boss” to kill his love. All by accident of course.
Please try to understand why some people love Harry Potter. And next time you publish something on the Internet please check your grammar! It is figuratively killing me!o
Stupid Muggle.
the only thing true on here is wat other people wrote and it was the only part that worth reading i watched all of the hp movies and all the twilight movies that came out hp better all the way
i think it’s safe to assume someone did not receive at least a secondary level of education until proven otherwise.
So you argument is that it’s a bad example for kids…
1st. Twilight has death and sex
2nd. America isn’t the top country I think you will find your just the fattest. Fact.
3rd. Harry Potter actually has a plot unlike Twilight…All that happens is a depressed girl chases after a vampire (If you can even call him that) and then a werewolf falls for her even though she has a personality disorder…
4th. You can’t say the characters are ugly if your referring to the books. They look like what you imagine them.
5th. If your talking about the films then you can’t say Cedric Diggory is ugly but Edward Cullen is fit because news flash… THEY ARE THE SAME FUCKING PEOPLE!!
6th. Do you realize your being homophobic by saying it’s wrong for old men to be gay. What are they suppose to do? Shag men for 40 years of they’re life and then just ditch them and be lonely? Ummmm how about no?
7th. The language you speak is ENGLISH so you can’t complain about how we sound… maybe you should have learnt it right at first and then you would understand it… Plus it’s pretty easy to decode so are you some kind of retard?
8th. I just thought I should let you know Cedric Diggory isn’t a vampire…. He sparkles, lives in a forest and doesn’t drink blood. Therefore he is a PIXIE… Get your facts right.
9th. I bet you know that, that was a load of shit as it’s been up for ages, you have had tones of views yet only 4 likes…..
CASE SETTLED. HARRY POTTER IS FUCKING AMAZING!
TWILIGHT IS SHIT!
So saying that Ron, Hermione, Harry, Luna and Dumbledore are creepy/ugly, and saying ‘Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals’. isnt mean, but trying to get twilight fans to like harry potter is. okay that makes sense. get a life.
I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore with people who believe that twi-shite is better than Harry Potter and they actually believe everything that this freak has written. And I do believe – on the first topic of the post – swearing- that this post has more swearing in it then all 7 Harry Potter books combined.
Oh and 1 more thing.
To whomever wrote this – HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!
Oh, please. Stop lying to yourself. Really, HP swears too much? There is too much violence, Brits are idiots, the characters are ugly? You are portraying yourself as an ignorant git who can’t even use proper grammar. Maybe J.K. Rowling showed Hermione as ugly because she wants young ladies to look past their physical appearance and care more about important factors in life. Bella Swan taught me that if I was sad, I should attempt suicide. Hermione Granger taught me that if I was sad, I should try my best to make it up to people, and that if I couldn’t, I could let the tears roll down my face because that wouldn’t hurt anybody. She also taught me that beauty shouldn’t matter, that looks are decieving. She grew up to be a very important law worker and even ran for Minister of Magic. Bella grew up to have a kid when she was 19, and her daughter married her old crush/ boyfriend. HP taught me that women could be strong, independent beauties. Twilight taught me that boyfriends and men are the most important things in life. Harry Potter changed my life, and for that I am grateful. On the other hand, I will never get those hours back that I wasted on twilight. HP forever.
I’m not quite sure you really have read HP books because if you did you wouldn’t write this shit) but anyway, you’re poor little girl whose brain was destroyed by twilight… Im sure that twilight saga was the first (and the only) book you’ve ever read) and I’d really like to avada kedavra you but… I’m from Crimea so I’d better take my Ukrainian Ironbelly (of course you don’t know what I mean, huh) and burn you. I really hope that the rest of Americans aren’t as stupid as you are. I don’t think twilight saga is bad and I even have read all the books but… I just can’t believe in the fact that TS and HP may be compared.
Greetings from Crimea, dear Potterheads) And excuse me for my mistakes
p.s. но, сучка, за оскорбление Луны Лавгуд я бы реально тебя порешила. Гарри Поттер навсегда!
Ok, that’s it. YOU ARE PATHETIC. Full stop. You have never sworn in your life, sweetie? And you say your 16? Here’s some news for you. You are going to be showed up by someone almost five years your junior.
If you consider Ron’s language swearing, face this: when someone insults you on the street, turns down your uni offer, your job offer, you’re not going to shrug it off and insult the person coolly. Nope. What you’re going to do is curl up into a ball (I’m not sure, you might be too fat and unathletic to do so) and die. Molly Weasley swore in the last book because Bellatrix Lestrange, who i would like to inform you that has lots more character than Bella Swan, tried to murder her daughter.
Life isn’t perfect. I’ve nearly lost my own a few times, like when I nearly got flung off a faulty roller coaster and would not be here today if not for the person sitting in the next seat. Deaths happen. War isn’t a dream. And come out of your little bubble.
Oh my god. I just reread your article. Are you so intellectually challenged that you failed to realise that Voldemort and Bellatrix are villains? Darling, I read the first book at seven. I probably understood and analysed at that time more than you do now.
Even if the movies are crappy(which they are not), it does not lower the entertainment value of the books.
So…. Are you HONESTLY telling me that America is the most advanced country in the world? Turn your head to the east and gape as China’s economy skyrockets. Then look at the statistics of the world’s mathematics knowledge. America is slinking at the bottom. China’s at the top, followed be Japan, and then my country, Singapore. And just so you know, the things that Americans did to the Vietnamese in the Vietnamese war are disgusting. Google ‘Agent Orange’. the effects of that will continue for generations to come. America has done nothing to attone for its sins.
I would like to comment on your unbelievably large amount of ethnicism. Ethnicism leads to prejudice. Prejudice leads to genocide. Oh, I’m sorry! I forgot you probably don’t understand any of the above terms! However, I do not have enough time to explain.
I am not going to say that Twilight is bad. It has its own merits. I am simply astounded by what you have written about Harry Potter and your “superiority”
BEFORE you comment on my “obvious lack of intellingence”, I would like you to know that I am admitted to Stanford’s Education Programme for Gifted Youths, and am in the top high school for Mathematics and Science in my country, and before that in the gifted education programme for primary school, thank you very much. And I’m not racist, homophobic, sexist, or a “guy who just dosen’t respect women” because I think its wrong and disgusting, and for the fourth, because yes, I am a girl
I’m still convinced this is a troll… No one is actually this ignorant.
Are you serious? I can`t understand how can you think like that. Harry Potter is an amazing book and movie series (sorry, I don`t speak English as my mothertongue so the spelling might be a little wrong, but anyway, I`m trying to make myself clear) and it has fans all over the world. I mean that it`s okay that you don`t like it, I don`t like Twilight so much for example, but the way that you write about Harry Potter is rude. Do you realize, that it might actually hurt someone`s feelings? Think about if somebody would say for you something like americans suck or Edward Cullen is ugly because his hair is awful. I`m quite sure that you wouldn`t like it. So about the stuff that you`ve written here, it`s kinda mean and I don`t wanna blame anyone, but I think that that`s kinda racist. British people are as good as american. I hope that you can understand what I`m trying to say. And as you can see, many people have gone mad because of this. So you love Twilight? Ok I got it. You`re free to love it as much as you want. Just don`t diss other books, movies, people or anything in the internet. Anyone can see it and as well get annoyed of it.
You’re kidding, right? This HAS to be a joke!!!! I’m on Punk’d or something, right? And you do NOT insult Luna Lovegood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Si vamos a hablar de cosas malas, ni hablemos que Crepúsculo muestran puro sexo y los dos primeras películas que vi ya ni me acuerdo como eran porque me aburrieron tanto que me las olvide. Solo sé que trataba de que Bella la sopla vela tenía que decidir a quien tirarle la goma, si al lobo pelotudo o al pobre vampiro (antes Cedric en Harry Potter). Hasta el propio Edward dijo que prefería Harry Potter antes que CrepusCULO ABIERTO. Dejate de joder. Otra cosa aclarando los puntos que escribiste, que de hecho me hicieron reír mucho. Nena no tenes ni 10 años y venís a hablar como si supieras tanto del tema. Primero informate leyendo los libros, ok?
• Primero Harry Potter no tiene insultos, esas dos cosas que escribiste son ciertas pero no por eso los libros y peliculas no son para chicos. Hay miles de peliculas para chicos con cosas mucho peores.
• JK Rowling escribió sus libros pensando en niños pequeños pero esos niños/as deben saber que existe la muerte, que nadie es inmortal (peor es que vean como un bebé les chupa la sangre desde adentro de la panza, morboso). Es algo natural morir para todo ser humano. Y además Harry Potter es leído por personas de todas las edades, no solo niños.
• Voldemort y Bellatrix son villanos, y los villanos hacen ese tipo de cosas asi que informate mas nena.
• Eso de que CrespusCULO es mejor por ser estadounidense donde esta escrito? No tiene nada que ver eso, lo que tiene que ver es la inteligencia de la escritora o escritor y la originalidad (porque CrepusCULO lo que menos tiene es originalidad, es como cualquier pelicula de Vampiros y Lobitos – que de esas hay miles-). Deja de hablar pavadas nena.
• Me parece que estas muy encontra de los británicos y que te crees la mejor por ser de EEUU. Para un poco nena cursi.
• Nena a vos no se te entiende lo que decis ni escribiendo, informate más.
• JAJAJAJAJA… Pendeja calentona, que lo único que te importa y por lo que miras CrepusCULO es por el lobito y el vampiro. Hermione es divina, y Harry y Ron tienen lo suyo. Los magos ancianos, o los más poderosos, casi siempre tienen barbas largas y bigotes y eso hace a las peliculas/libros más atractivos.. por lo raro, lo original.. no lo mediocre y las copias falsas que hacieron con CrepusCULO. Y Luna es hermosa así de rara y simpática a la vez, con sus locuras.
• Hola, en que mundo vivis?? Por que yo en el planeta Tierra y hay asesinatos, violaciones, torturaciones, robos, maltrato infantil, etc donde yo vivo. En tu planeta como andan??
Ahí conteste todos tus items, para que recapacites. Segui mirando y leyendo esa saga trucha y copia barata de otras peliculas de vampiros y lobos.. hay tantas que ya aburren. No tienen originalidad. En fin, chau.
I APPLAUD THIS
You said the profanity was bad- then proceed to swear. British should be capitalized (one of many grammar mistakes that make your claim about America somewhat dubious, though I am an American). Also, you spelled confusing wrong. You claim that you need to use subtitles to watch Harry Potter… wow. I guess it makes sense from what you’ve said that the simple and poorly written Twilight books would be more your speed.
1. As if Twilight doesn’t have sex. So an explicit sex scene is better than “NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!”? Hell, girl, you’re nucking futs.
2. I think Neville said it best: “People die everyday.” Death is natural. You’ve gotta learn that, or else you’ve got a huge wakeup call coming your way.
3. Siriusly?! They torture people because they’re BAD. Hell, bad peeps do bad things.
4. As a half-British gal, I am highly offended. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING! You dumbass bitch. My father is British, and he is the most educated, chivalrous, and kindest man to ever walk the earth. We have borrowed so many things from England that it’s unfair to say that we are better than them. Excuse me, Draco, can I borrow your trademark line? MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!
5. It isn’t confusing. Educate your fucking self.
6. The slang isn’t difficult. See above.
7. They don’t have funny accents. FYI, your beloved Robert Pattison is B-R-I-T-I-S-H! Fuck, didn’t he play Cedric Diggory first?
8. WHAT THE FUCK?!? Rupert Grint and Dan Radcliffe are H-O-T-S-T-U-F-F! Emma Watson is gorgeous. And Evanna Lynch is a beautiful, talented actress. Luna dresses the way she does because she cares nothing about what others think of her. And that’s a good thing, bitch. Just because you don’t think people look good doesn’t affect the quality of their acting. Just because Bella is “pretty” doesn’t mean she’s better than Emma or Evanna.
9. HELLO, DON’T THOSE FUCKING VOLTURI WEAR HOODS AND CLOAKS?!?!?!?!
Ok please tell me ou were joking when you wrote this. Please? You are so stupid! First of all no hate against twilight because I like the books but the entire last two books ate basically just how much Bella wants to have sec with Edward! And you say that its bad that some kids read a couple of swear words?!?! Second ENGLAND WON WORLD WAR TWO YOU IDIOT!!!!!! we won against german and I personally thInk that it’s disrespectful that you haven’t acknoledged that you helped us win. Also the fact that ypu insulted the memory of everyone who died (especially the holocaust look it up you’ll know how wrong you were) all the charecters that die represent something or someone which mean that JK actually put thought into her storyline. Also you say that no one in real life could be as horrible as voldemort well what about that man who went to an AMERICAN school and shot all the children (one of them was a Harry potter fan) or every terrorist? Open up our fucking eyes because it’s happening all around the world too poor defensless people while your sat on your stupid pampered American but typing blog like this and thinking about how great your life is. I would go on about this all day because you have made some really ba mistakes and I’m not just talking about Harry potter. Oh but one more thing…..THEY DON’T TALK FUNNY THAT IS SOMETHING CALLED A BRITISH ACCENT!!!!!
eres realmente estupido o te haces?todas las cosas que haz mencionado no son nada mas que superficialidades insulsas o no te haz dado cuenta?es realmente frustrante ver a tanta gente ignorante en el mundo..osea porque es americano es mejor?de donde sacas esas ideas..por dios…recuerda mi estimado que los americanos fueron colonia inglesa…por ende su cultura proviene basicamente de ahi…ademas..lo de los muertos?quieres engañarte diciendo que la gente buena no muere ok…pero la realidad es muy diferente…todos morimos..buenos o malos…yo he leido ambas sagas y me parecen muy buenas..cada una a su estilo…no hay punto de comparacion..su tematica es distinta y ahi esta su encanto..pero odio ver gente que pierde el tiempo comparando cosas tan distintas y mas aun usando argumentos tan poco inteligentes…
si realmente quieres hacer una critica pues INFORMATE y deja de escribir zandeces…
are you blonde? cuz i dont think i have ever met anyone as fucking STUPID AS U!! ur a fucking racist pig and you clearly are very young because no one could possibly be this stupid
OMG this is so epic fail!
Just one thing little girl, do you even know that Robert Pattinson have been in the movie (HP 4), and he actually from GB, and who says that america is the best! It’s not!? You really need to grow up. You say that it’s unrealistic but sorry, Vampires doesn’t exist sorry to say it but you can’t live forever? And it’s really unrealistic that a vampire sparkle in the sun? Wtf happened? Vampires are meant to burn while the sun hits them, so excuse me, but real villains? the Volteri(spelled?) isn’t real villains? It’s okay to hate HP but hate HP just because it’s British and use slang you don’t understand? Well maybe you should learn something instead of dreaming of your little vampire who sparkle in the sunlight…. Sorry but I really don’t understand why you hate British, and the accent, well, I’m from Denmark and when we speak English we have our own accent so excuse me if you don’t understand people who don’t speak with an american accent but stop jugging people who doesn’t speak american? You really need to grow up!? And little Twilight girl, it’s normal to live, grow old and then die, like I said before you can’t live forever, no matter how much you try to avoid death, it will always come back to you and someday you are gone, you really need to lear that it really is OKAY to die and let people go!?
-Well this is why you shouldn’t read twilight you get dum. And this is why I don’t want to be a fan girl of Twilight anymore, yeah I was once a fan but in the end it just began to be so stupid and unrealistic!
-Harry Potter For EVER!<3
I’m also from Denmark, and I totally agree!!
– Potterheads is like a big family! ♥
– HARRY POTTER FOREVER!
This is so stupid.
Here is something you should think about:
1. To much swearing? Wouldn’t you call a person who tries to kill your daughter a bitch? And seriusly… Bloody hell? “Fuck” is swearing.
2. So vampires who sucks the blood from innocent humans and animals er ok? Harry Potter does not teach people that killing people is okay.
And death is normal. “People die everyday” like Neville Longbottom said.
3. So… The evil vampires in Twilight doesn’t drink innoccent peoples blood, and kills them slow? Harry Potter doesn’t teach people that it’s okay to torture people. Every movie and every book needs at least one bad guy, who does something terrible. They also have som bad guys in Twilight.
4. Maybe you think that british things is bad, but it’s just your opinion. Maybe you think America is better than UK, but alot people thinks that UK is better. This is not a good reason why Harry Potter sucks.
5. Confusing? CONFUSING! I’m laughing so hard right now! Twilight is way more confusing!!
6. The movies are fantastic! The special effects are amazing, and the special effects in Twilight are… Nothing speciel at all. The actors in Harry Potter is way better than the actors in Twilight! Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress! I can never tell if she’s happy, sad or angry! And when she sees her child (Renesmee I think she was called) she don’t even smile! And Robert Pattinson acted better as Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen.
Btw, that how they talk. It’s hard for them not to talk with british accent, when they are british! And just because they speak with a british accent, it doesn’t mean they are terrible actors like Kristen Stewart 😛
7. The characters is not beautiful, but if they were it will be weird. If they were beautiful it will be boring like the Twilight series.
Okay, are we talking about Aberforth Dumbledore or Albus Dumbledore? I guess it’s Albus. Beards are not creepy, but it’s normal. And if a guy on 20 were gay, he had to change his sexualty when he gets 80? It doesn’t make any sense.
Btw, IT’S ROBES! NOT. A. DRESS!
8. So You-Know-Who shall kill Harry before he prepared how? I won’t even say anything about how dumb you are!
YOU CAN’T COMPARE HARRY POTTER AND TWILIGT!!!
HARRY POTTER IS FANTASY AND TWILIGHT IS ROMANCE
I forgot to say something…
Did you know that Stephanie Meyer asked J.K. Rowling for help to write Twilight, but Rowling said no?
OMG, you’re serious? What a slap in the face to Twitards everywhere! XDDD
~Mary-Sue
And people from Britain think that your accent is weird. Deal with it.
seriously? they say bloody hell a couple times and call someone a bitch in SEVEN books and you said “fucking SLANG DICTIONARY” “can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!” within one stupid rant you wrote on a retarded narrow minded blog. also it doesn’t make any sense to censor “bloody hell” if you are going to drop an F bomb your self. please. calm. down.
…Troll?
Little kids as in 12 year olds? You mean the ones influenced by society so much that they are actually comfortable saying that? And um yeah, when you’re 40 and a psycho bitch is attacking your daughter, about to kill her, I think that is a legitimate reason to call someone a bitch.
2. Um, are you an idiot? You seriously just said that death wasn’t natural. EVERYONE FREAKING DIES. Good guys, bad guys, EVERYONE. And yeah, it is realistic. Who wants to read that kind of thing? Realistic people. That includes me and the rest of the fanbase, which includes 200 different countries. So obviously, normal people want to read it. And dying a heroes death is way better than attempted suicide because your lover left you.
3. Again. Are you an idiot? Yeah people do that, but if you actually paid attention, you would realize that the people doing the torturing were FUCKING BAD. AND THE WHOLE BOOK SERIES WAS ABOUT TRYING TO STOP THEM.
4. I just about want to smash my head against a wall right now. You mean America, the country 3 trillion dollars in debt, behind in amount of freedom and ALL educational aspects? That country? LOL most powerful? Let me see, um China with a billion people isn’t dangerous at all, nor is Russia, with their strict military, and god forbid North Korea is powerful… with their hundreds of nukes pointed at America. This part though, makes me want do bash my toe against the wall. “THEY LOST AGAINST AMERICA IN WWII”?!?!?!?! Did you go to school?! They were ALLIES with us, they WON. And if you didn’t know, they used to own us. Don’t hate on Brittain, you obviously are stupid.
5. You really are stupid. British people have a different dialect, and have different words from Americans. Lie queue instead of line. If you had read the AMERICAN version, like normal Americans you would have been able to understand. But you didn’t because you’re stupid.
6. I really don’t like you. There is a reason the movies ARE THE MOST SUCCESSFUL FRANCHISE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. You obviously just cant hear like the rest of us. At least they’re speaking the same language. Imaging the Asian people, they had to base it ALL off of subtitles. You ungrateful little brat.
7. The characters are ugly? Oh, I’m sorry. Are you a model? No offense, but you are probably a dork, too and won’t become a model anytime soon. Emma Watson? The only time she had frizzy hair was when she was 8. Now she is a beautiful woman. DON’T YOU DARE HATE ON LUNA AT LEAST SHE DOESN’T JUDGE PEOPLE ON HOW THEY LOOK YOU BITCH! And the whole Ginger crap? God, really? You need a soul to live, dumb ass. He obviously has a soul. Not funny in the middle of a rant. They’re ugly. You judgmental little prick! That “freakish scar” also happens to be the bane of the books existence. Dumbledore is a 150 year old man, he is going to have a beard and a mustache too. No. We don’t all think beards are creepy. Although you do, because you have a dumb perspective on the world. They’re robes you idiot. Pay attention, he’s not wearing a dress. He doesn’t have a partner, he isn’t gay, and now you’re being prejudice about gays? So when gay people get old they change their sexual orientation? Yeah. That is offensive to homosexuals, and I’m not even one of them.
8. How have you not been maimed or seriously injured by this fandom? Not realistic? Really. THE WHOLE STORY LINE ISN’T REALISTIC AND NEITHER IS TWILIGHT. VAMPIRES AREN’T GOING TO KILL YOU, AND NEITHER ARE WIZARDS. AND YEAH, THAT IS WHAT VILLAINS DO. STEPHANIE MEYERS DOESN’T UNDERSTAND TRUE EVIL. NEARLY EVERYONE THOUGHT THE TWILIGHT BAD GUYS WERE GOOD AT FIRST. THERE SHOULD BE NO CONFUSION. good vs. evil.
And another thing? We have a theme park. Do you? J. K. Rowling appeals to people of all ages, is the only self made author who has relied on strictly her writing to gain her billionaire status. You really pained me. This hurt to read. It’s people like you who give the Twilight fandom a bad name.
1. So you are say twilight never had any cuss words in it? Even though you say there shouldn’t be any cuss words you go on to say f*cking 5 times.
2. For the story to develop there has to be death. And the point actually is that death is natural and can com at any time. Come up with a better reason next time.
3. Maybe you didn’t know this but, voldemort and bellatrix are the bad people and it shows torture is bad. You have to have a brain of a pea not to understand that.
4. Are you serious? Because twilight is American that makes it better. During ww2 they fought WITH the Americans. Get your facts straight before you make yourselves look stupid.
5. It is only “comfusing” to anyone who doesn’t know anything “baout” English. Name some examples of where you got confused.
6. Yes an American “compeny” made this film with people from BRITAN. The have English accents, and I’m “sirusly” saying this. It sounds like you have a problem with English than the actors.
7. I don’t think you get the theme of Harry Potter so I’m just going to say this is a fail.
8. Are you serious? A majority of villains are like Voldemort. The kill for fun and torture for fun (that’s what makes them bad). And if correct me if I’m wrong, isn’t that how the Volturi are?
You said to stop disrespecting twilight fans. Well in this article alone, you disrespected Gay people, people with red hair, and all of human kind… So don’t talk about not being rude.
Okay, siruisly, you stupid muggle, if you can’t understand the films, them how on earth can you understand yourself? Honestly, I sometimes don’t want to live in this world anymore when there are idiots like you!
Okay. Yep. I threw up a little while reading this. So first, you say Harry Potter is full of slang, SORT YOUR FUCKING TYPING OUT. ‘i shouldn’t have to put up a slang dictionary whenever i want to read it.’ Sorry, I think you mean English dictionary, as it’s clear that retards like you can’t even talk.
America is better than Britain. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you actually having a laugh? I literally now I have dent in my head by the level of face palm. I don’t think you realize how many people hate America, purely because you people think you’re superior to everyone else. If anything, Twilight has given America a worse reputation then it already had. In fact, I’ve taken the courtesy to write out a step by step guide on how to write; Meyer style.
Step 1: Get 2 wireless keyboards.
Step 2: Open up Word.
Step 3: Tie the keyboards onto the palm of each foot with duct tape.
Step 4: Run a marathon.
Step 5: Pay a publishing company double if they publish it and make it look good.
I think that sums up her writing style.
‘Old people aren’t meant to be gay, nothing against homosexuals btw’, I;m sorry, what the actual fuck are you on about? May I just bring to your attention that homosexuality doesn’t go away if you get old. Just like in your case, stupidity doesn’t go away.
So, Harry Potter makes kids think that torture is good, because the evil characters do it in the book? Lolwhut? So, does that mean that every book that can ever be published can’t have any reference to bad stuff? Mhmm that makes sense. Thing is, and I don;t expect someone of your intellect to understand this, but children can tell when something is right or wrong, and they can also pick up on layers to writing, which allows them to see what’s right and wrong. Did LeStrange torture Hermione? Yes. Did she win or lose the battle? She lost. Now then, did Edward and his family set someone on fire while they were still alive? Yes. Did they win or lose the battle? They won. And you’re telling me that Harry Potter give children bad ideas?
I could go into more, but I can’t be bothered to write. But I just thought I’d say that everything you wrote has a flaw. Literally, everything. Not even joking. So bye 🙂
Okay. Let’s just start here: Your grammar and spelling makes me want to kill myself. Second, I don’t think it’s correct to call your statement about America being better is racist, but it was just flat out idiotic. We’re not the “smartest” country in the world, China is. And if you had gotten passed second grade history, you would know that the British fought WITH us in WWII. Harry Potter isn’t an American film, either, it was filmed in ENGLAND. People in England have British accents. If you can’t understand them, you’re stupider than the four year old I babysit because she can understand them perfectly well when we watch it together. And if you knew anything about your precious Twilight MOVIES, you would know that Robert Pattinson, the actor who plays Edward Cullens, is British and played as one of the lead roles in the fifth Harry Potter movie. Furthermore, the book does cuss, yes, but for someone who says cussing is bad but dropped a bunch of F bombs in this list, that’s pretty hypocritical. It just shows how immature you are. As to the violence, Twilight has a lot of violence in it too. And if you weren’t the illiterate, immature, 10 year old troll that you sound like, you would know that the whole point of the series was so Harry could defeat the people who enjoyed torturing innocent people. The book talks about how sick and and twisted (this means bad, since you obviously have no sense of vocabulary or proper English) those characters were. And yes, good people die in the book. DYING IS NATURAL. Unless you’re God or something, you’re going to die some day. So am I, and so is everyone else in the world. Those deaths in the books all had symbolism to them. Lupin and Tonks were a symbol that there are real life orphans whose parents were taken by people who have sacrificed their lives to serve and protect their countries. Fred dies to show that sometimes, the good die young, even when they don’t deserve it. They all have meaning behind the deaths. As for the British slang, there is none. Or if there is, it’s understandable and you’re just a complete idiot. I first read the books in the first grade and understood them perfectly. And why do the characters have to be models? That’s not reality. Not everyone is a model. If you read the books, you would know that Hermione isn’t supposed to be pretty, and that Harry is supposed to be scrawny. But I doubt you read them because you’re illiterate so that doesn’t surprise me that you don’t know. As for the part about Dumbledore being gay, why does it matter how old he is? You don’t have to be young to love someone, and it’s not like he turned gay when he was 100 years old anyhow! Use your brain for once. Dumbledore could love whoever he wanted. Just as normal people can fall in love at 80 or 18, it doesn’t matter. And saying beards and mustaches are creepy. Really? You couldn’t think of any better insults. Your immaturity shows through both your writing skills and your argument points.
Kill yourself i mean that do it now. Not because you hated on HP that’s your opinion kill yourself because you gave the shittest reasons and you have no independence. you like twighlight cause everyone likes twilight and most likely you’re sad and alone. so shut up get off the computer and…kill youself because no man or women should be forced to live with you
Please, please, PLEASE tell me you are a troll. Please tell me you secretly possess an IQ and a sense of humor, which you decided to use to piss a few people off. If that is true, then I commend you. Points to Slytherin, along with a virtual cake.
If that is not true, then you need to repeat your entire school career (all zero years, I assume, based on the weakness and stupidity of your writing) and learn a few things, such as:
1. No, the British did NOT fight against us in World War 2. That was Germany, Italy, and Japan. Britain was our ally. Read a history book. Or, if your brain is not developed enough to comprehend whole entire letters, at least watch some Hetalia Axis Powers. Or rather, don’t. That show already has enough idiotic fans.
2. America is NOT superior to all other countries. Again, read your fucking history book, little girl. And no, British media is not inferior to American media. Watch some Doctor Who.
3. If you haven’t already noticed, death IS natural. And of course people die in the Harry Potter books. They’re fighting a war, and People. Die. In. Wars. Unlike Stephanie Meyer, JK Rowling wrote a story in which the characters grow mentally and emotionally, experience loss, and have to make sacrifices (otherwise known as a realistic novel).
4. Yes, Voldemort and Bellatrix do torture people. No, this is not a good thing. Nor is it portrayed as one.
5. British accents are great. Luna is not ugly, and neither is Hermione. And of course Ron doesn’t have a soun, since souns are not an actual thing (he does have a soul, however). Also, you can’t reasonably expect every single character to be beautiful. The story starts when most of them are 11, and I highly doubt you know any ‘hot’ 11 year-olds (if you do, seek help).
6. Dumbledore does not wear a dress. That is called a robe. And a gay old man is far less creepy than an abusive, 108 year old virgin watching a high school girl while she sleeps. And I’m not even going to start on ‘Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.’ Just. . . no. . . I can feel my brain tearing itself apart because of the stupidity.
That’s about all. I’m not going to mention the fact that Harry Potter has its own amusement park. I won’t mention the fact that Twilight teaches girl they are not complete without a boyfriend, and that they should do whatever that boyfriend wants them to, regardless of their actual desires. I won’t mention the fact that JK Rowling depicted romance (and basically every other aspect of life) more realistically than Stephanie Meyer ever will.
Okay, that really is everything now, besides that I still hope you are a troll.
that was… beautifully written *wipes away a tear*
You my friend are a fucking retard. There is NO other series which comes remotely close to the intricacy of plot in the Harry Potter books. Twilight? No…just no. Every minute detail is elaborated upon perfectly; its almost too hard for any reader to resist literature that persists so well to its contents.
And you saying that Twilight (vampires) is less violent than Harry Potter proves your lack of knowledge about either. So go back to being a 10 year old rather than an attention seeker online.
I think, for your own safety, you should never leave the US.
Also, you do realise Robert Pattinson is a) BRITISH, and b) portrayed Cedric Diggoy in the fourth film (Goblet of Fire) and would have never been your precious Edward Cullen without the aid of the Harry Potter franchise?
Twilight offers young girls a look into abusive relationships. Edward is possessive and psychologists actually use Twilight to help people understand how these abusive relationships can remain unknown. It is sold to 9 y.o children. I am a Potterhead forever, but I was also a Twilight fan. I think you tried to make some good points, it’s all your opinion in the end. But you need to do it without the anger, the hatred or the racism. Because sweetie, smashing Potter on the internet is a bad move anyway but you haven’t helped yourself. By time this comment posts you probably won’t see it. But I hope you realise that racism is not only between a white and black person. Smashing other countries because of their accents is still racist. PS I’m an English student at university and looking at Twilight and Harry Potter through a linguistics point of view, Potter wins hands down… scientifically it is easier to read, draws in more audiences and isn’t made into a meme all over the internet. So a big cheerio from England over here and here’s hoping you use that free education you’re receiving to become more aware of the English language and what good literature is all about.
I can’t believe we live in the same country, half of the world, UNIVERSE even! What is your problem!?
1) They’re not “funny accents”, they’re just not common in the US
2) Death is natural
3) At least the characters are different and have depth. Why should it matter how they look?
4) Learn grammar and spelling rules
5) Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Robert Pattinson, etc. are all British so…
6) They’re not dresses they’re ROBES
7) The Volturi only show up in the climax too
8) Curse words in Harry Potter are usually censored and when they are shown it is for emphasis. It would be very unrealistic if NO ONE in the books EVER cursed.
9) Stop being an ignorant bitch
10) Please repeat number four
I have the most beautiful rendition of “Weasley Is Our King” – she has tried so hard to help her cause and has only furthered ours. Terrible… and truly tragic
I am appalled at how idiotic people can be
‘There’s too much swearing’yeah, so says the girl that says f*** for every reason
Ahem you said 50 reasons, but you only came up with 8 fail excuses ( mind my use of vocabulary )
Luna’s SUPPOSED to dress like that, stupid
‘The characters are ugly’ not as awful looking as Bella her makes me sick. Jacob looks like a pouty llama and Edward SPARKLES?
It’s confusing???!! One of my friends is 7 years old and she’s read all the books. Translation: you’re a baby
On that last part, yeah we definitely have to l
‘Lord it all over’ you losers. Harry Potter has millions of fans of all ages, 7 great books, 8 awesome movies, toys, Lego sets and an AMUSEMENT PARK. Additionally, have you ever known anyone telling anyone twillights better than Harry Potter without a whole army of potter fans attacking them first?!
I’m British
And you just offended an entire country for the sake of a book.
That made no sense.
1. Twilight Fans should not be talking about swearing since Twilight is full of inappropriate details.
2. Death IS OK and natural. Not everyone is immortal like vampires. And people die in twilight too so shut up about this topic.
3. The people who are TORTURING are the BAD guys that the GOOD guys need to DEFEAT. I am pretty sure nobody would take advice from Voldemort and the Death Eaters.
4. We all know that British Literature has been at the top since Charles Dickens and before. And not everything British is worse than America. Therefore, by logic, this is RIDICULOUS, UTTERLY USELESS and VERY IDIOTIC.
5. I am Egyptian and i understood every word of Harry Potter. And slang is only in speeches, genius.
6. I understood all the movies. The accents aren’t funny, they are BRITISH. I honestly understood British since I was 3.
7. The characters are all handsome and beautiful. And, BEARDS ARE CREEPY?! ARE YOU KIDDING?! I NEVER THOUGHT BEARDS ARE CREEPY! AND MUSTACHES DON’T MAKE PEOPLE EVIL! AND THEY AREN’T DRESSES THEY ARE CLOAKS!
8. No Comment.
HAHAHAhahahahahahahahaha.
Oh you poor misguided soul. I actually feel bad for you.
Just to let you know, WordPress has this feature called SPELL CHECK, that tells you when you’ve spelled a word wrong. You should use it.
Also, maybe check your facts before you post them, you do have internet which is quite handy you know.
You say that death is not okay? Really?
Harry Potter is about love, friendship, sacrifice, inner beauty, and yes, death. But it’s conveying a message, a beautiful message.
And what is Twilight about? Shallowness, and teenage pregnancy to name a few.
Yes Hermione may not be the prettiest girl, but she is intelligent, kind, compassionate, trust-worthy, loyal; a warrior.
Bella? A whiny shallow girl who falls in love with a sparkly 100 year old vampire after knowing him for about a week. Who toys with peoples emotions. Who hides and cowers and lets other people protect her.
Honestly, how can people call Twilight literature?!
As for the movies, the ‘horrible way they speak that you can’t understand’ is called a BRITISH ACCENT. It’s set in England so therefore they will have British accents.
How can you say that America is better than Britain?! I’m American – well, half American, my Mom’s British actually – and in no way do I think I’m better than anyone. Do you even know who colonized America? Judging by your lack of historical knowledge I’m going to say you don’t. Well, it was the English. If you’re ‘pure American’ then you’re actually from a British family.
Now please, go read some real literature.
“””4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.””””
Yeah, I am sure books from winners are always better… or did you want to say something else? I mean this is really stupid. And do not compare HP and Twilight. It does not work. Really.
Harry Potter is not a simple love story like twilight, you know? And I think you should not judge because of things you did not influence… I mean where did you fight in the WW2? Did you? No.
And neither Stephenie Meyer nor J.K. Rowling had anything to do with WW2… really.
You should just shut up. Oh I am sorry! I mean you should just sh** u* … better?
Go and merry your dream boy, maybe – if you turn up the TV – you will never see the TOURTURE some people in the world have to live with (even little kids, you know?).
right, now then, i accidentally stumbled upon this AWFUL website!… lets start at my, have-a-go-at-you rant! i’m having a bad day, so DO NOT expect this to be pleasant at all!!
for number 1, i would like to say bloody isn’t a word, it’s an adverb, please get your facts right!hell isn’t a swear word either, i don’t think so anyway! Molly called Bellatrix a BITCH because she murdered MANY beloved characters AND set her house on fire, she has reasons to, and no, little CHILDREN ( ‘KIDS’ ARE BABY GOATS YOU IDIOT!) are not going to read it, because, as i expect, they probably couldn’t. that language is not THAT bad, f***, c***, b****** are A LOT WORSE! and twilight has swearing in it, i cant say it does because i haven’t seen the movies or read the books.
2, you cannot start a sentence with ‘like’ all the time, yes people die in harry potter, PEOPLE DIE IN TWILIGHT ASWELL!! death is natural! people die naturally, i’m being a bit mean here, but i find that death is kind-of okay if you dislike the person who died.. sorry if i was mean!! there’s death in twilight.. and other books are A LOT WORSE THAN BOTH TWILIGHT AND HARRY POTTER! there’s torture and murder books out there, people do like read that type of book.
3, torture in hp, yes, they do it for fun because they are evil, death eaters are evil, the evil guys in twilight are evil:L okay, torture is not okay! but people do it anyway FOR REAL, IN REALITY!
4, I’M BRITISH YOU SICK RACIST BITCH! america are not the top country you idiot, Japan and China are more advanced america, so shut up and stop bragging you shallow bitch! twilight is american, so what, Harry Potter is British, so what…. ‘therefore by logic’ WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!!!! just because it’s amercian?! really? PATHETIC! and how does it make it higher quality? because america is a lot bigger than England? girl, you’re full of shit! we fought WITH YOU and WON WW2 AND WON WW1, again, you idiot-.-! DON’T YOU DARE BE RACIST TOWARDS ENGLAND EVER EVER AGAIN OR I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU, YOU SHALLOW-HEARTED BITCH! and England founded america, in the Victorian times, was it? in Victorian times we reigned over many countries. amercians please do not take any offense over this but England was civilized before america, we invented the car, electric light bulb, the first flushing toilet, radio, modern police force, dynamite, doctor’s instruments, xmas cards, bicycle, rubber tyre, stamp, the underground railway (underground, the tube, whatever you call it) concrete, petrol, tarmac, ice-cream, comic book, x-rays, moving pictures, first recording human voice, and plenty more where that came from. just think lizziebella, where would america be if WE never came, where would you be if WE never invented those things? what did you invent what man-kind need today? and there’s you saying that England ‘just aren’t as good’ as america. well we are! we’re just as fucking good as you are! and i’m sorry if i bragged a LOT! once again…….. I’M BRITISH YOU SICK BITCH! NO ONE TALKS ABOUT ENGLAND LIKE THAT OR THEY WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME! WEATHER IT’S BY COMPUTER OR NOT!! NO ONE DARES!!!
5, how is it ‘comfusing’ just because it’s British? you mean *confusing, sweetie. what’s ‘slang’? some sort of chav language? and how can only British people understand it? they talk like that because they’re brittish, and have an accent, and so do you, just like every other person around the world. and iv’e never herd of a ‘slang dictionary ‘ in my entire life!
6, the movies are not crap, they are a worldwide phenomenon, is twilight? they have ‘funny’ accents because they are english dumbass! so, you’resaying that edward cullin can’t talk right…HAHAA you just insulted a twilight actor HA! did you even think about that?! and they are NOT weirdos!! you insulted edward cullin, yet again!
7, how are the characters ugly? so what if hermione has frizzy hair, wait! that’s only in the books and first couple of movies! and how can you say that gingers have no souls? that is astonishingly mean! bitch!! ron is very good looking. harry is not weird, just because he has glasses and a LIGHTNING shaped scar from Lord Voldemort. SO WHAT!!!! and how can you say that Dumbledore is creepy and mustaches are evil and beards are creepy? Dumbledore is caring and nice! he wears a robe, not a dress. he’s gay… so. old people can be gay if they want to.
8, the villains are not unrealistic. it’s what a lot of normal villains do in fact! Voldemort doesn’t wait until the end of the year, ps his face was on the back of qurill’s head fighting harry, cos he was his younger self letting the basilisk kill harry, poa did not appear, gof he was in a graveyard fighting harry, ootp he was at the ministry trying to fight harry but ended up deuling Dumbledore instead (who in fact SAVED HIS BLOODY WELL LIFE!) hbp he took over hogwarts, DHp1 meeting with death eaters, planning to kill harry etc etc, DHp2 fighting in the battle of Hogwarts, but failed and died:'( bad hair in cloaks, what? their hair isn’t bad, it’s probably messed up from being locked away in Azkaban or from fighting, and the cloaks are to disguise them, for example, Lucius Malfoy is a Professor at Hogwarts and is also a death eater, he needs to be disguised!
how old are you? 8?
Ah, she’s 16…
But that dosen’t mean her mental age can’t be 8 😉
i’m British and i feel offended by 4, 5 and 6. saying we can’t talk properly and you need a ‘slang dictionary’ to understand us, what the f is a ‘slang dictionary’. that we’re ‘not as good’ how? we invented the fucking electric light bulb! and the underground. if you don’t mind, WE INVENTED A LOT OF IMPORTANT THINGS that we all use and NEED today! if we lost WW2 England would more than likely be slaves or all of us would be German, hitler would’ve taken over England and MANY MANY other countries, we WON WW2… with you, and Russia, and France. get your facts right, learn some history and go back to school if you don’t already!!!!
Harry Potter, bad? how? it’s not, it teaches us lessons. for example, motherly love beats obsessive love, when Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix Lestrange it showed that a mother will kill to save her children! and Ted Lupin was made an orphan, it shows that children can loose their parents because of war! Harry Potter is about overcoming fears and facing horrible, horrible people. what is Twilight about?
showing how important it is to have a boyfriend…
and again, you HAVE offended me, and probably other innocent British people,
oh and, love, you really need to check your spelling… >>> siriusly? are you sure you’re not pranking us? because only Potterheads use that!
and sweetie, take this AWEFUL, DREADFUL, pathetic “why twilight is ‘so’ much better than harry potter” off the internet before you get into some sirius trouble
by the way, Harry Potter is much better than twilight, it’s actually a fact!
WE have our OWN article on wikipedia about the Harry Potter fandom, and what we’ve called ourselves! (potterheads being the name)
have you seen how many people, american and british, and many other people from many other countries have posted comments against you? 2577 comments and at least 3/4of them are probably against you!
look at this;
Britain is part of the UN Security Council as well. It has powerful nuclear weapons and the democracy is considered to be the most stable as well. As a G7 economy and as a leading country in areas like music, films and media, the country has immense influence when it comes to world politics. It is a part of the European Union as well.
did you see that lizziebella, England has an immense influence when it comes to world politics.. i cannot recall seeing that about the so called ‘america, the top country in the world’ on the website.
http://top10.besttenlists.com/powerful-countries/ < website if you want proof.
sorry for insulting but, if there is a lot more people like you in america, then i can't see your country to be very advanced!
and one last thing darling, get better and more valid reasons next time you put shit like this up!!
i hope iv'e made my point clear, and it doesn't matter which country is the most powerful btw!
i seem smarter then you, since i'm only in secondary school!!
Excuse me but the fact that you were telling us Harry potter fans to stop lording over all you Twilight fans because “omgz Twilight is so MUUUUUUUUUCH BETTER?!!?!” is you basically lording over us even though you have no reason to. And what the hell is not death a natural thing? That’s what makes The Harry Potter series more realistic that Twilight is because it addresses issues like that and makes us aware that death happens, it’s unavoidable especially if you’re in a war. Also what do you care if the book uses british slang? It’s a british book it can use whatever slang it wants! Also the movies are british that is why they have “omg wtf WEIRD voices and accents” And seriously, you’re saying the books are inappropriate because of all the swear words but come on, in Twilight all Belle wants is for Edward to get in her pants and there are like scenes where it’s just sex. Tell me is that appropriate? And seriously? How racist and ignorant can you get? “AMERICANS ARE BETTER THAN BRITISH” who the hell told you that?
Are you kidding me? Please tell me that you’re joking or attempting to troll, because if you’re not, then I hope that you fucking die in a hole. I’m not usually this mad when someone says that Harry Potter’s lesser than Twilight, but when an idiot like you adds such stupid reasons all based off of your shameful narrow-minded opinion and petty things like ACCENTS and HAIR, not to mention the shitty comparison between the U.S. and Britain. Don’t you fucking dare insult Harry Potter in such repulsive ways. I hope that one day you look back at what you wrote and regret it, and then read the all of the hate comments and feel each and every one.
You deserve it, filthy muggle.
Can I just say a few things? Good, I wasn’t asking you anyway.
1. Inappropriate for kids? Saying a few curse words is not “bad” Kids hear that everyday at school or in their music. Having sex scenes on the other hand, INAPPROPIATE!!
2. Too violent? I’m sorry, we can’t all just sit around and have pillow fights! War is violent!! The world is FULL of violence!! What kind of rock are you living under?
3. Torture and death is wrong! WELL OF COURSE IT IS! THAT IS WHY THE VILLIANS ARE DOING IT!!! Villains do NOT just say, “Oh, well since you’re my enemy I’ll just hand you a cupcake and then we can have a thrilling thumb war!!”
4. Oh this is the one I hated the most. WE DIDN’T FIGHT BRITAIN IN WORLD WAR 2, GENIUS!! THEY FOUGHT WITH US!! Britain is AMAZING! Your oh-so amazing Edward, the actor who plays him is British. Learn your facts.
5. And slang? Your spelling shows how much problems you have with the English category.
6./7. If you had a brain you would not be confused. The actors are wonderful and good-looking. I’m sorry, but our actors are not creepy. Look at your characters, your “vampire” watches younger girls sleep. Your “shape-shifter” (Werewolves do not have the ability to change at will, only shape-shifters) is in love with a small child.
Dumbledore is not creepy. He is homosexual and their is nothing wrong with that. He wears ROBES!!! Not a dress. Your “villains” wear robes also.
8. This is what most villains do. They torture and/or kill people.
In conclusion, you are wrong on so many levels. Us Potterheads do not “lord” our fandom over you. This is what YOUR kind does. I could care less if you like Harry Potter but do NOT go insulting it unless you have reliable information. Before you write anything else like this, get your facts strait. Also, learn how to spell.
Seriously? Your grammer is…. no words for it.
1) Swearing? And Twilight is such an innocent book with no such words. In almost every book of Twilight Saga, especially Eclipse and BD, the only thing Bella thinks about is SEX! And Molly sweared beacause Bellatrix was going to hurt her daugher. I think any mother would have done the same.
2) Death is natural! I think you better get that in your head. It is more closer to reality than Twilight where not even the bad guyz die!
3) Yes Bella and Voldemort torture people. Thats why they are called as TRUE villians. Unlike the Volturi who just stand there with their army without even trying to cause harm.
4) American is top of the world? This just shows how damn RETARDED you are. I mean is THAT a reason? And what has the past have to do with the current situation? WW 2? Seriously?
5) It is NOT confusing. It more understandable than Twilight. Stephenie Meyers grammer can horrify anyone who knows proper English.
6) Their accent is the part of their character. I hope you understand that. That is if your Pea sized brain can.
7) The characters look great!! See Emma Watson’s photo and compare it with Kristen Stewart. I think you can see the difference.
8) And can you even call Volturi villian? They come to capture the Cullens but ran away without even TRYING to fight them. Voldemort is a REAL villian!
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The most Epic fail ever.And I do not want to live on this planet anymore so leave me alone while I mourn over the fact that such morons exist.Period.
Yeah, Little Kids reading stuff like Harry Potter? In Twilight, Bella is an Emo girl that fall in love of a sparkling vampire and gets pregnant of him. In Harry Potter, people die every day, friends, family, I’m ten years old and I know about death, That you’re so inmature to infront it, it’s not our fault.
You might not like Harry Potter, but we do like it, so do not speak about things you don’t know!
Canon-Harry Potter sucks, but canon-Twilight is the worse!
um i dont even really like harry potter but i canstill find so many things wrong with this. #1: Twilight has cussing too.
#2: Death is ok and it is natural!
#3: Didnt Jane cause Edward pain? Also they kinda made it look ok to rip peoples heads off and burn them.
#4: thats really only your personal opinion that American stuff is better than british stuff. i mean if you dont like it, go somewhere else.
#5: Thats just the way they freaking talk so deal with it.
#6: Are you joking? why do they have funny accents? UM MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE BRITISH? just a thought.
#7: Really? they are ugly? Edward and Jasper look like they are constipated all the time.
#8:Twilights vilins are also unrealistic. they also hurt people for fun.
Lmfao this is childish. Too many swearing? Bloody hell is swearing now? And it teaches people that deaths are “natural”? Weren’t they always. And Voldemort is still loads more realistic than the volturi who look pretty much dead to the world with the most pathetic laughs I have ever heard. AND WHY ARE YOU USING “it’s British” AS AN EXCUSE AMERICANS ARE NOT BETTER THAN BRITISH PEOPLE SNOB. Oh and btw 10 yeard of friendship, bravery and loyalty beats sparkly gay vampires so.
I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU I LOVE TWILIGHT! ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH IM LIKE OBSESSED. EVER SINCE I GOT INTO TWILIGHT MY ENGLISH HAS GOT ALOT BETTER AND OMG THE TWILIGHT SAGA SOUNDTRACK IS SOOOOO GOOD!
I’ll give you credit for making me laugh out loud…
Keep in mind I’ve read every book and watched every movie of both series.
1. Molly Weasley’s ‘word’ was pretty much one of the only times in the book where someone used a ‘less than polite’ word. It’s not a big deal. At least it was used when it made sense because if the kids read the books, they’ll know Bellatrix was one. Also, they’re going to learn the word eventually – they just need to learn not to use it carelessly. Also, most of the time Harry Potter is appropriate.
2. People die in Twilight too – yes, not as often – but it’s a fact of life, we all die eventually. So saying that it ‘teaches people that death is ok and natural’ is a good thing I guess. We understand that life can’t last forever. Unless I guess you were a vampire… We don’t read the books to hear about people’s deaths. It’s just part of the story that makes it more realistic. In a large battle, it is very unlikely every single person would actually survive.
3. Yes, it is wrong to torture people. But the people that do it are sick. It’s part of the story – it shows that these people have crossed so far into the dark side to follow Lord Voldemort that they’re fine with murdering people. It shows us that unfortunately, there is never going to be a perfect world where everyone loves each other and respects one another.
4. Saying one country is better than the other is ridiculous. You can be proud of your country, but there is no way to decide which one is better. I don’t see how the location of the story matters. Also, winning a war doesn’t make one book better than another. That’s completely irrelevant.
5. I will admit Harry Potter is confusing, but if you really enjoy the story, you’ll make a point of understanding what’s going on. You can still understand the books without a ‘slang dictionary’ because even when they use slang, you can at least guess what they’re trying to say.
6. You cannot be serious about which movies are crap. Obviously Twilight wins this round. I’m not even going to argue about this category…it’s just too silly.
7. Looks should not matter, it’s about the character’s personality! But I don’t even understand the examples you use. Hermione’s hair is hardly frizzy. When it is, she this cute, little 11 year-old girl. Personally, I think Emma Watson is far from ugly. Luna is supposed to be weird – it’s her personality. When characters have ‘quirks’ it makes them interesting. Using the reason ‘Dumbledore is gay’ as a negative reason for liking a story is just unacceptable. Grow up please.
8. To be honest I think the Volturi are far more unrealistic villains. In Breaking Dawn they don’t even follow through with punishments they planned on once they heard Bella and Edward’s side of the story. Villains are usually ruthless and evil. They do things like kill and torture people. The Volturi are just government. And if I’m correct, the Volturi had pretty bad hair and wore cloaks as well…
I respect people’s opinions, but when you give reasons like this, there’s no way you can convince me that Twilight is even somewhat better than Harry Potter.
Keep in mind I’ve read every book and watched every movie of both series.
1. Molly Weasley’s ‘word’ was pretty much one of the only times in the book where someone used a ‘less than polite’ word. It’s not a big deal. At least it was used when it made sense because if the kids read the books, they’ll know she was one. Also, they’re going to learn to word eventually – they just need to learn not to use it carelessly. Also, 96% of the time Harry Potter is appropriate.
2. People die in Twilight too. Yes, not as often but it’s a fact of life, we all die eventually. So saying that it ‘teaches people that death is ok and natural’ is a good thing I guess. We understand that life can’t last forever. Unless I guess you were a vampire… We don’t read the books to hear about people’s deaths. It’s just part of the story that makes it more realistic. In a large battle, it is very unlikely everyone would actually survive.
3. Yes, it is wrong to torture people. But the people that do it are sick. It’s part of the story – it shows that these people have crossed so far into the dark side to follow Lord Voldemort that they’re fine with murdering people. It shows us that unfortunately, there is never going to be a perfect world.
4. Saying one country is better than the other is ridiculous. You can be proud of your country, but there is no way to decide which one is better. I don’t see how where it takes place matters. It’s about the story… Also, winning a war doesn’t make one book better than another. It’s completely irrelevant.
5. I will admit Harry Potter is confusing, but if you really enjoy the story, you’ll make a point of understanding what’s going on. You can still understand the books without a ‘slang dictionary’ because even when they use slang, you can at least guess what they’re trying to say.
6. You cannot be serious about which movies are crap. Obviously Twilight wins this round. I’m not even going to argue about this category…it’s just too hilarious.
7. Looks should not matter, it’s about the character’s personality! but I don’t even understand the examples you use. Hermione’s hair is hardly frizzy. When it is, she this cute, little 11 year-old girl. Personally, I think Emma Watson is far from ugly. Luna is supposed to be weird – it’s her personality. When characters have ‘quirks’ it makes them interesting. Using the reason ‘Dumbledore is gay’ as a negative reason for liking a story is just unacceptable. Grow up please.
8. To be honest I think the Volturi are far more unrealistic villains. In Breaking Dawn they don’t even follow through with punishments they planned on once they heard Bella and Edward’s side of the story. Villains are ruthless and bad. They do things like kill and torture people. The Volturi are just government. And if I’m correct, the Volturi had pretty bad hair and wore cloaks as well…
I respect people’s opinions, but when you give reasons like this, there’s no way you can convince me.
1) So using swear words that are realistic given the characters and situations (I’m pretty sure that if someone tried to kill your daughter, you’d call her a b*tch too) is “really bad” but the sex and a baby eating its way out of Bella’s stomach is fine? I invite you to explain your logic.
2) Of course some of the good guys die, that makes it more realistic. Do you really think that every single good guy would survive a massive battle of good vs. evil? Besides, there are characters that die in the Twiligt books too. Also, are you seriously trying to make the claim that death is not natural? Last I checked, everyone dies sooner or later.
3) You’re right torture for any reason, especially for fun, is wrong. Why do you think the people doing the torturing are villans? And what do you mean that it’s “not okay for people to read?” That kind of stuff is in the news all the time.
4) First off, I’m going to try to ignore how racist this point was. Secondly, in WWII, the Axis Powers (the countries that the U.S. and the other Allies fought against) consisted of Germany, Italy, and Japan. The United Kingdom was on ourside in both world wars. Get your facts right when you’re trying to make an argument. Also, Americans can be “reall bad” too. Ever heard of the Trail of Tears, which resulted in the deaths of between 2500 and 6000 Cherokee (if not look it up). As for your statement that “British stuff is never as good as american stuff,” the United Kingdom is responsible for the Beatles, the Lord of the Rings trilogy, the United States of America, The Rolling Stones, William Shakespeare (Romeo and Juliet is totally a better love story than Twilight), Charles Dickens, Jane Austen, the theory of evolution (Charles Darwin was British), Sir Isaac Newton, David Beckham, Methodism, and Alexander Graham Bell and the telephone.
5) I’m an American, and I had absolutely no trouble understanding anything in any of the books, and I started reading them in elementary school. I’ll admit that I was a more advanced reader, but there were plenty of other kids in my elementary school that had no trouble understanding the books. And naturally there are going to be some terms and phrases that are region specific, since the author is British. I’m sure you use American specific phrases too.
6) All of the characters in the Harry Potter films have British accents because the movie is set in Great Britian and the actors are British. This means the way they talk is normal. It would be really strange to have British characters in Britain talking with American accents. It’s like complaining that the German characters in a German made movie that’s set in Germany are speaking German. As with the books, I had absolutely no trouble understanding the movies, and other than you, I’ve never come across anyone else that has either. As for your complaint that “they should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT,” (btw, if swearing is so bad why do you use so many f-bombs?) I would like to point out that there are actors in the Harry Potter films that are also in American movies with perfectly good American accents. For example, Emma Watsoon was in the Perks of Being a Wallflower, and as I’m sure you’re aware, Robert Pattison is in the Twilight films. Finally I’ll point out that in the first twilight film, Laurent has an accent.
7) I’d like to point out that by calling all of the Harry Potter characters ugly, you’re also refering to your beloved Robert Pattison. Also, you’re stating your opinion as fact. Never use the phrase “we all know” with an opiniion, since not everyone shares your opinion. Also, it’s not a dress, it’s a robe. And finally, last I checked, homosexuality isn’t age specific, so old people can in fact be gay.
8)There are plenty of bad guys, both in fiction and in real life that torture and kill people for fun. That’s what makes them bad guys. And what about Jane in Twilight? She enjoyed inflicting pain on people. I’m pretty sure James would’ve enjoyed killing Bella if he’d gotten the chance, and the same goes for Victoria. And you complain abou Harry Potter being “unrealistic,” yet you are defending a book series about sparkling vampires?
What the heck ,like twilight dosen’t have any violence (sarcasm). It does seem like you were just bored and didn’t even read or watch twilight. By the way just because the book is written by an American does not mean it is high quality , why do you think we get a lot of things from other countries. I could understand every word in Harry potter. And btw all the people in the movies are British and they are very easy to understand and the cast were all perfect for their characters. Harry Potter is just a wonderful series about bravery love magic and hope. And what is twilight about? Freaking vampires with complicated relationships. And you probably wouldn’t like it when Harry Potter fans critisize people from twilight. I don’t think twilight fans appreciate REAL writing!
You muggle.
This is the dumbest piece of crap I’ve read EVER. I’m not even gonna insult you more. Because you’re waaaaaaaayyy lower than a really good insult.
1 it is not alot of swearing in the boks but You would not know because You havent read the books and in twilight Bella swears (and I know cause I have read the books) and they have sex for crying out loud an that is read by twelwe year olds. 2 okay let’s see twilight:gy gets head ripped off than his body is burned and befor that he enjoy watching Bella scream in agony.
Well you need to step out of your little bubble, because you are not only being shallow, narrow-minded and unnecessarily naive but you’re also being a racist hypocrite. You say that swearing is too common in Harry Potter, and yet you used the word f*ucking in your blog. Also, I hate to break it to you but America is not the centre of the world and British English actually makes more sense than American English as Britain is where the language originates from! As for the accents in the film, J.K. Rowling is British, the books are British, the films are British and the characters are British and Irish and they live in Britain and Ireland, so why shouldn’t they have their own British or Irish accents? If you can’t ‘understand’ them then rather than complaining about it you should just not watch them. If you don’t like something then don’t watch it, which is what many Harry Potter fans have done with Twilight.
I think you’ll find that we don’t hate Twilight because of its story but more because of its fans, such as you, who made up this who HP vs. Twilight thing and then complain about it. I don’t hate Twilight and yet I am an avid Potter fan, I just strongly dislike the attitudes of some Twilight fans who feel the need to provoke further unnecessary arguments.
Oh and by the way I have read your post saying that you don’t think HP is bad, yet the only points you give are that some of the cast are ‘hot’. This confused me as you said that loads of the actors are ‘hot’ and yet in this post you said they were ugly! Oh and America isn’t better than Britain and Britain isn’t better than America, every place in the world has its pros and its cons, but just because something is from a certain country or place does not mean it’s automatically rubbish, that’s just such a stupid, naive thing to say.
Oh and I’m English and I’m a teenage girl so if I can try to be mature about the whole HP vs. Twilight thing, then why can;t you, a fellow teenage girl, do the same?
You are a racist imbecile who obviously has no education or appreciation for literature. In all pieces of great literature, american or british there is pain or suffering. You should just go back to whatever primeval slime pit you came from to read your crappy twilight
I think that you have made me lose all hope in humanity. I swear your brain must be the size of a speck of dust. This is one of the racist and most idiotic things I have ever read. You have made me want to blood eagle myself (look it up). You’re grammar is so bad a preschooler could spell better than you. These are the reasons why you have made me want to kill myself.
1. Bloody hell and bitch are nothing compared to the swear words that little kids will probably hear by the time they are 5.
2. Of course people die! I mean it’s a war. There has never been any war where nobody died!
3. The death eaters are the ones that do the torture. The good guys are trying to stop them. They aren’t saying torture is alright. A baby could see that’s not what they are trying to say.
4. America was created by the British. And have you ever taken a basic history class. The Americans were fighting against Germany!
5. I’m not British yet i was able to understand the slang.
6. They are British actors so any normal sane person would understand that they would have BRITHISH ACCENTS!!!!!
7. The characters are NOT ugly. And even if they were, it’s what’s on the inside that counts! And it doesn’t matter is an old man wants to wear a dress. It’s his choice, not yours! And eventually 20 year old gay people will get old. Then will it be suddenly weird for them to be gay?
8. Voldemort kills people and tortures them for fun because he’s the BAD GUY! He is meant to be messed up! And they don’t always attack at the end of the school year. In the first book there was a troll on halloween.
So please think before you post, and the human race may survive.
-_______- twilight was rejected by producers 15 times and the reason is kinda obvious. also, I’m american and i solomly swear (XD) that americans are dumb as shit. this country is like a bunch of toddlars with machine guns so don’t try to say that america is better than any country and neither bloody or hell is a bad word. and don’t they have a sex scene in twilight? people only like it because jacob takes off his shirt every five fucking minutes
Harry potter ist besser als twilight, weil Harry Potter uns klar machen soll was Freundschaft bedeutet. In Twilight gibt es nur irgendwelche schwulen, glitzernden Feen. Ein Fisch zeigt mehr Emotionen als Kristen Stewart. Ich will nicht sagen, dass ich Twilight hasse, aber lieben tu ich es auch nicht. Harry Potter ist mein Leben und dass ihr so eine Seite eröffnet ist kindisch. Das einzig gute an Twilight ist Jackson Rathbone.
Kill yourself Bitch
Kill yourself. People like you doesn’t deserve to live.
The best role Robert Pattinson ever played was as Cedric Diggory.
Well… Umm…. That’s just a bit rude? If you also think about it then you are being really really racist to many British people out there. Plus Twilight really? Couldn’t you have found something better to compare Harry Potter against? Gosh girl, you really need to sort out your priorities! Plus ginger people are amazing! You don’t like Ron? Well you can’t like Ed Sheeran either, and technically you are insulting Prince Harry (Shame on you!)! How could you even say that? Plus you don’t need a dictionary to read Harry Potter, all you need is… A brain and education! Young children don’t take fiction books to heart either so you what mate?
Yeah, I’m getting all up in your grill. Now can you at least be nice to other people’s favourite things and all other opinions and MAYBE they’ll be nice to yours 🙂
Thanks.
Um in reason 4 when you say that British things are bad. America was founded by British people so without the British, your country wouldn’t be the same as it is now. The Americans fought WITH the British in WW2. Plus that is completely racist what your saying. And about Dumbledore being gay and it’s creepy because he’s old? What exactly happens to old homosexuals? Do they just disappear or something? There are people who enjoy killing and torturing people, yeah they’re called psychopaths. Oh and learn to spell and maybe you should have thought more about writing this before you posted it….
you freaking use the word sirius in seriously. muggle..
i dont know who you are but i will find you and i will avada kedavra you..
you’re too stupid. Sorry. If you don’t like Harry Potter, that’s ok. BUT YOU ARE STUPID! Your arguments are invalid. Do you really think that an american book is better than a british book just because is american? Fuck you. Really.
To all of those that have been telling her to kill herself: That is not what a true Potterhead would do. I disagree with her, but I don’t dislike it enough to tell her to kill herself. What if she actually did? Would you feel good about it? If you did, then that’s disgusting. Life is too precious a gift, in my opinion, to take away. And so what if she has a differing opinion than you? That’s life. I have commented many times on this before, but I never said that she had to kill herself. And most of those that posted have not said it either. If your answer to everyone that has a different opinion than you is to tell them to kill themselves, then you should rethink your life. Right now, you’re just being bullies. And I absolutely despise bullies. So think before your post because you have no right to decide who lives and who dies. You are not the Author of Life. So deal with the fact that she got her history facts wrong, insulted those from both America and Britain, and is just all around naive about the damage that she can do from this one post. So please, think before posting horrible comments, no matter how horrible the original post was.
Is this for real?
My goodness. I haven’t read anything more…I don’t even know… in my life.
Wow. How ridiculous. So many of your points are completely unsupported and wrong, and your spelling and grammar is horrendous (how can you pose any kind of argument when you can’t spell the simplest words right?).
Harry Potter is a literary masterpiece, a series of books that I have never grown tired of reading over and over, with many lovable characters and a gripping plotline – not to mention the wide diversity of personalities and kinds of people. For a romance story, I suppose Twilight isn’t the worst book I’ve ever read, but if you compare it to Harry Potter you’re definitely going to lose. Besides the fact they Meyer stripped the best from vampires and werewolves to increase their attractiveness for her romance story, Harry Potter is in every way, shape, and form a better story. I think that, after reading a fair amount of the comments, that nothing more needs to be said about the wrongness of your statements, especially about the British (Although we all see you cannot spell correctly, if you speak English, how hard is it to understand the actors’ accents? Besides Wood’s heavy Scottish accent, they’re about as British as Robert Pattison, and I’m sure that you were able to hang on every word he said).
There is no competition between Harry Potter and Twilight – there really isn’t.
I’m going to go back to re-reading my Harry Potter book (Prisoner of Askaban :D) and attempting to finish my book that actually shows how terrible real vampires and werewolves can be (perhaps I have tried too hard, though: I’m sure that if my parents read it I would be in the car driving off towards the nuthouse, but that’s besides the point).
Cure your troll self, and pick up a real book. How about Harry Potter?
I see you’ve said “siriusly” and not “seriously” on point 6 – which either means you’re kind of stupid and can’t spell, or you’re actually a Potterhead pranking everyone else (which would be hilarious) 😛
WOW. FAITH IN HUMANITY COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DESTROYED. You are such an utter fucking moron for saying that and you don’t even realize that what you said really hurt me, and a LOT of other people. Oh yeah, talking about people, thats what we all are, in case your remarkably feeble brain couldn’t figure it out for you. Which means, so the fuck what if your british, american, a twilight fan, harry potter fan or an 80 year old homosexual, i certainly dont fucking care, but what i do care about is someones personality and understanding of life and emotions, which is why I think I would fucking hate you if I ever had the unfortunate experience of meeting you. Harry Potter is book about light and dark, learning to defeat darkness in your life and finding your true path in llfe, your true friends, and finding courage to face your fears. Twilight has no moral message but is an exciting story about a girl who falls in love with a vampire. I couldn’t care less if someone preferred Twilight, there’s no reason why they wouldn’t be a good person based on that. However, if that someone gave me a detailed and blindingly ignorant explanation of why they prefer twilight, based on undeniably racist and homophobic views, as well as inaccurate, purely attention seeking statements, I would probably high five them in the face with a large brick. I am a teenager, and smart enough to tell this to a young woman, however, if you in fact ARE an attention seeking twelve year old who’s had too much time on the laptop, here’s a tip: learn some basic facts about the world before you go around hurting people. Otherwise, I guarantee you will get NOWHERE in life. Tip 2: concentrate more in class, or otherwise, look in a dictionary if this text is too difficult for your pea-sized brain to comprehend. Goodbye, and I dearly hope someone one day slaps you in the face, maybe even causing your brain to fall back into place.
This is a joke right? For my own mental well being I’m gonna say you’re a troll. and I am laughing my ass off at the about of stupidity and ignorance in this.
Nobody asked for your opinion you filthy little mudblood.
…Your stupid. Im a twi-hard and I think HP is better than twilight. People died in Twilight too. Thats okay, but in HP it’s not? osdhgfsdohfuipsdgf Go die.
Are you fucking sirius?
That’s an HP joke btw, one that you stupid TWICUNTS will never get! This blog, was a waste of my time and I feel sorry for the parent who has such unluck to have a mentally unstable, morally weak and stupid child like you.
And bitch, AMERICA AND BRITISH were allies during WW2 when they kicked Nazi butt. But hey, America is only full of nosey McFatFucks who can’t deal with any country rising above them so they decide to kill poor civillians and oppress the majority of the developing countries.
If you ever, EVER, show your face around a Potterhead fandom…well, you might not have much of a face anymore. Your sheer lack of knowledge on this subject disgusts me. I bet you’re a stupid teenager who has no life, no friends but with a lot of sexual frustration and lack of personality; which explains your vain attempts to create an absolutely retarded blog, your need for Pattinson or Lautner to be in your bed, and your name – LizzieBella – what the actual fuck?
Grow some brains, kid x.
First of all, Your Grammar Sucks. Like I’m not trying to insult you, but before you go down a long lane of Irrelevant insults towards harry potter, maybe you should consider what an asshole you are.
Okay, so I’m going to tell you exactly Why you are wrong about the things you have stated.
1) You say that Harry potter is Inappropriate. Have you ever thought about the fact that Twilight is only teaching young girls to have babies? To go out there and only look for love instead of actually making something of themselves in life. No. That is not a good example to be putting out to the world. Parents wish for their daughters to be strong women and fighters, however, Bella does not seem to be setting all that good of an example, right?
2) It’s too violent? It’s a freaking Adventure novel, you can’t expect sparkly gay people like edward. The good guys die? Yes they do. Death is a part of every persons life, it teaches you that no matter how far a person maybe from you, your love for them stays the same. And for your information, YES death IS natural.
3) Again, Death is a part of life, and just ignoring the fact that death exists does not solve anything. Sure, it maybe a bit violent, but then again, it’s a freaking Adventure and fantasy novel. Harry potter has it’s romantic side as well, though you won’t be able to understand that, because “Love” for you just symbolises ditching your career, life and future, having a baby and moving in with a guy. That is not love, love is a relationship, one based on trust. You’re too shallow to understand that though, aren’t you? You are.
4) It’s British. Yes I’m aware of that, and also aware of the fact that it is so much better than twishit. You are a racist bitch btw, you know that? It does not matter where the book has been written or who has written it, as long as they have done a good job and have put their heart and soul into it. You’re gonna take this back to the world war 2? Bitch, unless you were there to fight, you have no right to say anything about the people in it or the people winning/ losing. This has nothing to do with the military of any of the two places.
5) Btw, the spelling is Confusing, not Comfusing. It does not make sense to you because you have a shallow head with no brain. You DON’t have to use a slang dictionary while reading it, you need to use something known as a brain. I’m sorry, that must be a bit alien to you though.
6) They don’t have funny accents. The actors are British, you would know that if you had a brain. They can talk right, you just can’t FUCKING hear right.
7) The characters are ugly? Are you fucking kidding me? Hermione is a beautiful person, on the inside and out, obviously you wouldn’t know that though, would you now?
Luna shows us that looks aren’t everything. And FYI, she is fucking gorgeous.
They know how to act, unlike The actors in Twishit. Bella has no expression, she is constantly plastered with a poker face look on her ugly face. So Don’t even go to the looks of the characters.
Dumbledore is NOT freaky. You are. If your father has a moustache does that make him a villain, i doubt it. He’s gay. DEAL WITH IT. So is your fucking sparkling doll. You have the right to love who you want to love, no one should be able to dictate that to you.
8)Volturi? And Real? Yeah haha. That’s funny. You’re just a delusional bitch, so shut up.
So there. You are an ass-hole, and you REALLY need to get a life. So yeah Bitch.
HARRY POTTER IS MUCH BETTER.
YOU ARE JUST SUCH A FUCKING RACIST BITCH.
Don’t talk out loud, LizzyBella, you lower the IQ of the whole street.
What was that about ‘British’ being synonymous to ‘inferior to American’? You are aware that the Edward Cullen you adore so much is played by an English actor, right?
And are you really in a position to call ‘bloody hell’ swearing when in your post you have dropped at least one f-bomb? ‘Bloody hell’ is barely even profanity.
Also, old guys aren’t allowed to be gay? So do homosexuals stop being homosexual once they reach a certain age? I didn’t think so either. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A CHOICE. IT’S SOMETHING YOU ARE, ARE BORN AS AND DIE AS.
I apologize for going on a bit, but I really feel quite strongly about this.
Unless of course you’re a troll, in which case I commend you for a job incredibly well done.
their “funny voice” is a british accent, and let me tell you that i dont care how much you love twilight harry potter is the best book i’ve ever read and saying america is naturally etter is completely biased! your puny opinion just offended a lot of people! think before you type! and finally, the cast are by no means ugly. i know a few llamas on your cast though.
Okay……………….YOU ARE COMPLETELY STUPID. Britain did NOT fight against the US in WW2 or WW1 and actually without the UK, America would be unpopulated as pilgrims from England began the first colonies (apart from your natives of course). What is your problem??!!! If you don’t know anything about the subject and can’t spell for your life, then shut up and do not even try to knock the Harry Potter series. You are up against one of the biggest fandoms in the world, so be afraid, be very afraid. I’d give up if I were you because The Twilight Saga doesn’t deserve to be ‘bigged-up’ by you or anyone. By your language and way of thinking you must be 11 or 12 years old so please, shut up. Thank you for your time, you have amused me no end.
1. If you actually read Harry Potter properly then you would know that, although there is bad language on occasion, it isn’t often and really I’m sure twilight has worse.
2. Death is a natural part of life and something we all have to love with, in real life it’s not just the bad guys who die, good people aren’t immortal, and you can’t hide from death. Good characters like Fred, Remus and Tonks dying kept the story realistic, where as in twilight everyone good is suddenly protected from death. That isn’t natural.
3. THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS. HAVING THEM KILL PEOPLE MAKES THE AUDIENCE HATE THEM MORE AND GETS THEM INTO THE PLOT. WHAT DO THE VOLTURI DO IN TWILIGHT? KILL PEOPLE. And don’t say they have to because the “vegetarian” vampires have proved that they can live solely on animal blood.
4. Racist much?!? The British are a F*****g AMAZING race who have invented many of the things that you probably couldn’t live without.
Toothbrush
Soda water
Steam engine
Tin can
Modern fire extinguisher
Electric motor
Waterproof material
Cement
Passenger railway
Lawnmower
Photography
Chocolate bar
Synthetic dye
Linoleum
Sewage system
Telephone
Light Bulb
Electric vacuum cleaner
Stainless Steel
Television
Jet Engine
Electronic programmable computer
Automatic kettle
Carbon fibre
ATM
And best of all, the World-Wide-Web, which you used to put up this post in the first place. So stop being such a F*****g racist B****h.
5. I’m sorry, try being a British person reading American books/watching American films and TV programmes. THAT is hard.
6.THEY ARE FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE WHO DO FUCKING TALK RIGHT AND THAT IS A BRITISH ACCENT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
IF YOU DON’T LIKE BRITISH ACCENTS THEN DON’T WATCH BRITISH FILMS! YOU DON’T SEE ME COMPLAINING ABOUT AMERICAN FILMS AND THEIR STUPID ACCENTS BECAUSE I LEARNT TO PUT UP WITH IT!!!!!!!!!
7. The whole point to how the characters look is that not everyone looks like a fucking supermodel, they are just meant to look like, well, normal people! Like nothing particularly special?!?! And what are gay people gonna do when they get older! Just not be gay because they are old! I don’t think so.
8. Vampires that live under a small town in Italy and feed off tourists. Really. I think my point has been proven.
Okay…So I’ve read both Twilight and Harry Potter (I prefer HP), and Stephenie Meyer can’t write. She purposely makes Bella as average as possible, even going out of her way to NOT describe the character. And why does she do that? So that readers can put themselves into the story. J.K. Rowling doesn’t have to do that. She creates characters that are relatable while still being an actual individual. And she has an ORIGINAL plot, and not one entirely based on what’s popular. And don’t even get me started on your grammar. Rowling can’t write? Maybe you should change the title of this blog to I’M A HYPOCRITE THAT LIES.
YOU STUPID PERSON. I WILL NOW COMPOSE AN ARGUMENT AGAINST YOU AND YOUR SHIT GRAMMAR:
1. IF you had READ the harry potter books, you would have noticed that those are the ONLY swear words in the entire series. nothing else remotely rude or unsettling for little kids. Meanwhile, your precious Twilight has SEXUAL INTERCOURSE in it, way less suitable for young kids. And instead of a strong team spirit and a feeling of togetherness, twilight is an over depressing love story, and in the 2nd book BELLA TRIES TO KILL HERSELF.
2. LIFE IS VIOLENT. It’s a lesson life teaches us. J.K Rowling is teaching us that life is unfair, and we have to fight for justice and the things we want. You think people don’t die everyday? And some of the best books are FULL of deaths. The Edge Chronicles, The cry of the Icemark, The Lord of the rings etc.
3. YES there is torture! HARRY POTTER has a decent criminal! so what? It makes us want the good side to win even more. THERE IS TORTURE EVERYDAY in some countries, especially Saudi Arabian countries, and people put up with it everyday, with no magic wands to defend themselves. Harry Potter is an amazing fictional story. But the horrors in it are metaphorical, but true. and If you can’t face the violence in Harry Potter, have fun growing up in the world. (I’m assuming you’re around 10 years old because your grammar is SHIT)
4. BRITAIN MADE AMERICA WHAT IT IS TODAY. If we hadn’t settled in your continent, you guys would still be a very 3rd world country. Also, most of the 7 billion people in this world want to be British. Even the British want to be British. And your twilight-is-American-therefore-better-thing is bullshit. So having sex with horses is legal in 23 states of the U.S.A but not in Britain, so therefore it is better in the U.S.A? HAVE FUN WITH YOUR HORSE. AND WHAT HISTORY HAVE YOU BEEN TAUGHT YOU IDIOT?!?! BRITAIN AND THE U.S.A WERE A.L.L.I.E.S IN WORLD WAR 2. in case you didn’t know, allies means we WORKED TOGETHER AGAINST THE GERMANS. and your country only joined in in the last few months WE BRITAINS were the ones who sacrificed so much to get what we needed. btw, sacrifice is just another wonderful lesson we learn from reading HARRY POTTER.
5. UMMM ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED?!?!?! My cousin and her friends are HUGE potterheads, they live in the U.S.A and they have NO trouble understanding the British accent. and there is no slang in the Harry Potter films.
6. The movie is crap BECAUSE IT IS MADE BY AN AMERICAN COMPANY. they didn’t get the true brutishness of the whole thing, and therefore, ruined the effect of the book. and btw, you said siriusly. A.k.a Sirius black, one very brave man from harry potter. the way the ADVERB is ACTUALLY spelt is SERIOUSLY. AND WTF?!? the characters have impeccable English diction, and we are proud to have them representing our culture. AND IF YOU READ THE BOOKS (reading is good. it can teach you how to use YOUR BRAIN, and maybe how to SPELL) you will find they are 100% better than the movies.
7. so we have discovered your hobby is BULLYING PEOPLE!!! Not everything in life is beautiful, but people can be beautiful on the inside you shallow idiot. The point is Hermione was a frizzy haired girl who grew into a world-saving beauty queen, and Harry was a little bullied boy who slept under the stairs, and then saved the world. This gave hope to children everywhere, it lifted their hearts. AND Ron was PERFECTLY NORMAL. and you shouldn’t make racist jokes. it’s considered impolite in classier societies. Luna is a beacon of hope, happiness and self-confidence for us all. She doesn’t care what anyone thinks. I hope to be like Luna, but bullshitters like you are really testing my patience. And beards are just facial hair. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT? nothing that’s what. and he wears a WIZARD’S ROBE, NOT A DRESS. AND WHAT HAVE THE ELDERLY DONE TO DESERVE LESS RIGHTS? they’re smarter, wiser, and more worthy of their rights that parasites like you, and they can be as gay as they want because THEY DESERVE THEIR RIGHTS TOO.
8. CREEPY LOSERS WITH BAD HAIR AND CLOAKS. YOU LITERALLY JUST DESCRIBED THE E.N.T.I.R.E VOLTURI CLAN. voldermort IS a sadistic power-crazy villain so that the readers are even more happy when the sick bastard is finally killed after 7 books. unlike twishit, where the had a conversation on a snowy mountain and then walked away. that’s not real life, dipshit.
and btw, I don’t know If you understand the meaning of irony, but you have just spent 2 minutes of our lives telling US why TWILIGHT is better. which it is not.
so peace, love and kiss my ass.
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE. <—- look at what you just wrote, dumbass!
In your image, you crossed out the AMERICAN version of the book, not the British version. Depressing. Maddening.
Hey, I’ve been working on this for a while now. Why the Harry Potter Series might really kinda suck, just because I’m fed up with not finding anyone else actually going there while making sense. Here’s my link: http://merlinrecon.wordpress.com/2013/06/01/why-the-harry-potter-series-might-really-kinda-suck/
XD I hope you reply, I’m curious.
Okay. I’m pretty damned sure this is just a troll. I hope it’s just a troll. Please just be a troll? Please?
To the stupid girl who wrote this, unlie in Twilight, Harry Potter isnt some GAY romance novel with various sexual scenes. Hell isnt exactly a curse word, but the name of the place you’ll be going in a few short years. You life is just a complete waste of time. Did you stay up for months to finish the books just so you can make such a post? Get your facts straight, Bellatrix, one more misstep and you DIE.
She called Santa creepy and gay. She also dissed Harry Potter, James Bond, Sherlock Holmes, BBC, America’s origins, and all things British. Also look up ww2. This is the stupidest thing I will ever read.
You have got to be fuckinn kidding me. Fist of all, ne thing stuck out over all…THE BRITISH ARE OUR ALLIES!!! They fight WITH us. Not AGAINSTus. -.- Also, I hope you realize that your precious Robert Pattinson was apart of Harry Potter first. That’s right. He played Cedric Diggory, a Hufflepuff, whom was later killed by Lord Voldemort himself. He also had one pf thos ‘freakish’ accents. So…let it sink in that your gorgeous Edward is really British.
Next topic: I hope you realize that Twilight has plenty of American slang that wouldn’t make much sense to a Brit. That brings us to the Vulturi…you say they’re not heartless killers, huh? Like they DON’T line helplezs mundanes up to feast on? That’s roght. I read the books (which is probably somethin you didn’t do) and saw the movies. They kill MILLIONS of people. I’m not sayin voldemort didn’t, but so did your vulturi.
something else: You say that HP teaching us that death is natural is a BAD thing? No. it’s actually really good to learn that at an early age. Npt everything is sparkles & rainbows. We need tp learn at at a young age that we sometimes lose the people we love & that it’s just a way of life.
Now take a step back. Reexamine…which is really worse? You got it. Twilight!!
P.S. As for the cussing thing? Buck up. People fuckin cuss. Get over it.
here is a brief summary about the twilight crap. BELLA LOVES EDWARD.EDWARD PRANK LOVES BELLA’S SMELL.JACOB LOVES BELLA.AND BELLA LOVES JACOB.THE END!
omg!!! what was that????? i dont have a problem with you liking twilight better than harry potter. thats your choice. but the reasons you’ve listed out are stupid, childish, racist and factually incorrect. how old are you??? 8? 9? I like both twilight and hp, but I have to admit, Harry Potter is just awesome!!!!!!!!! I read this comment somewhere ‘if you take out the love triangle from twilight, its just a book about a girl who moves to a town where it rains a lot’ . So true.
Wow you must be the stupidest person in the entire universe!!!
1. O.K. about the whole “Bloody Hell” thing but Bellatrix almost killed her daughter!!! Personally I would react even worse than just telling her bitch!
2. IT’S A WAR!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE SOPPUSED TO DIE!!!!! And the fact that good characters died too made it more real, you moron!!!!
3. For once again how stupid are you?? They are EVIL!! PURE EVIL!!!!!!!! That’s why they’re torturing and killing people for fun!!! Tell me something evil that your villains do, huh?
4. Seriously??? British stuff is way better than American stuff!!! And just to know I’m Greek so I wouldn’t have any other reason to say that British stuff is better than American except the fact that IT IS!!!!!!
5. Well, it’s not comfusing you’re an idiot!!!! I started reading these books when I was 7 and I could understand everything (Both Greek and English)!! What am I a genius kid???
6. You know the British people think the exact same thing about your American accent!!!! I saw the movies without subtitles (remember I’m Greek) and I understood everything!!!!!
7. O.K. first of all Hermione and Luna are gorgeous!!!! It doesn’t matter how they look like although I think they’re both really beautiful!!! And what’s with the fizzy hair??? I have fizzy hair but I’m not ugly!!! And come on gingers are HOT!!! Deal with it!!!!! Fred, George, Bill, Charlie, Ron!!!!! And why Harry is a weirdo, according to you??? People who wear glasses are not weirdos (and yes I’m wearing glasses too) And it isn’t his fault that Voldemort cursed him when he was a baby!!!!! Also since when people with beard are creepy?? Imean do you find Santa Claus creepy too?? Well he has a beard!!!!! And Dumbledore is not wearing a dress he’s wearing a cloak!!!!!
And personally, I never thought that gay people are creepy and I have gay friends!!
8. As I said before our villains are EVIL!!!! And yours are not!!! And since when is it unreal that they kill and torture people for fun??? Nazis did the same thing and it was pretty much real!!!!!
So I think that I replied to all of your ‘reaons’ that Harry Potter is bad!! And if I didn’t convince you it isn’t my problem!!!
HARRY POTTER UNTIL THE VERY END!!!!!!!
Wtf you freaking mental problems THEY ARE BRITISH OF COURSE THEY HAVE ASCENTS the setting is in Britten its written by a BRITISH PERSON and the movies are stared by BRITISH actors please do me a favor and get you head out of your ass its not a hat you can read the trashy stuff you call a book you’re more insane than our dear Luna Lovegood . You’re a brutal git , more brutal than Bellatrix Lestrange YOU KNOW WHAT SHES BETTER THAN YOU AND SHE MURDERED SERIOUS BLACK , and , you’re a filthy BRAT who feels left out because you don’t receive a Hogwarts letter when you where an 11 year old . stop it Harry Potter is better than twilight. heres a list of every thing wrong with what you said
1. DO YOU HAVE ANY COMMON SENSE WOMAN?! BLOODY HELL ISN’T THAT MUCH OF A SWEAR WORD. oh and by the way, do you have any idea how many ‘inappropriate’ scenes there are in twilight? that makes it even worse for kids to read.
2. for god sake…EVERYONE DIES. Oh and you don’t think about how many deaths twilight has?
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4. WHO FING CARES IF ITS BRITISH?! ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER THAN TWILIGHT. OH AND BTW, WW1 REALLY?!
5. IF YOU CAN’T READ IT THEN DON’T READ IT. GOT IT?
6. Excuse me? their movies are crap? WHAT ABOUT TWILIGHT HUH? ITS ABOUT ‘sparkling’ VAMPIRES. WIZARDS OR VAMPIRES THAT FING SPARKLE? THE ACCENTS IS WHAT MAKES THEM UNIQUE.
7. HERMIONE’S HAIR, LUNA’S UNIQUE LOOK, RON’S HAIR, HARRY’S GLASSES AND SCAR IS WHAT MAKES IT SO UNUSUAL AND DIFFERENT AND THAT’S WHY EVERYONE LOVES HARRY POTTER. ALSO. Dumbledore is NOT wearing a fing dress. I HOPE YOU KNOW IM ABOUT TO KILL YOU BECAUSE IT’S A ROBE. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
8. OH YEAH? YOU THINK THOSE VILLAINS ARE BAD? WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT FREAKING WEREWOLVES KILLING PEOPLE AND THOSE VAMPIRE STUFF? *shudders*
Oh and you think that bragging that twilight is better than harry potter isn’t ‘plain rude?’
YOU HAVE ISSUES. AND YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE DISGRACED AND OFFENDED HARRY POTTER READERS /FANS AND BRITISH PEOPLE.
SHAME ON YOU.
Twilight is just about sparkling vampires and how important it is to have a boyfriend.
Harry Potter is about true courage, bravery and how important friendship is.
SO YOU REALLY THINK TWILIGHT IS GOING TO WIN OVER HARRY POTTER?
KEEP ON DREAMING BITCH.
Harry potter has been around longer than twilight. It has more books than twilight. There are more fans than twilight. oh and BTW…ROBERT PATTERSON ENJOYED BEING CEDRIC DIGGORY IN HARRY POTTER AND NOTHING CAN STOP THAT.
Harry potter fans are loyal unlike twighlit fan who fight amungst them selves about whose better in the series Harry Potter fans don’t care we love all the characters all the same
do you notice how many people you pissed off hope you happy
~
APPOPH
Oh. My. God. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU FOR WRITING THIS.
Ookay. Obviously you are about ten years old or really, REALLY stupid.
1)Bloody hell is really as bad as Bella saying shit. Bitch, yelled by a mother when her child was almost murdered before her eyes, is actually realistic and logical. And really I would prefer my child to read a book when a character in DISTRESS says a bad word, instead one where the protagonist runs away from home, jumps off cliffs and rides bikes just to HEAR her boyfriend’s voice, people steal cars and make it look okay, the whole family being murderers and Bella being okay with it, not to mention Edward breaking and entering her house without her knowledge and Bella finding oh so romantic. And let’s not forget the great meaning of the whole saga. It’s okay to dump your friends, family and your whole life to be with your pedophilic murderer obsessive boyfriend as long as he’s hot and rich.
2)Death is a part of life. It’s not a happy occurrence but it’s not bad. And it’s real. Children don’t need to read it in the books, they see it in every day life, in TV shows, in their own families. And it is natural. We are not immortals. Eventually we all going to die and that’s OK. Of course people would die in HP. The series deal with loss and let’s not forget the small, insignifical detail they are at war. Oh wait a minute! IT IS SIGNIFICANT. Tell me honey, do you live in a idyllic, utopian place where wars have no fatalities? This is sad, but war causes death. And spares no side. If only the bad guys were killed -like in Twilight- it would be unrealistic and unnatural.
3)Torture people just for fun? Read above. They are AT WAR. And no matter how sad reality is, death AND torture is a part of war. Evil people torture and kill, that’s reality.
In Twilight on the other hand the Volturi torture people just for fun. Edward in New Moon? Or how Aro ordered Jane to torture Bella just to see if she was resistant to her gift as well? How Jane inflicted pain on Bree just to answer her question? Jane and the rest of the Violturi not only appear to enjoy the pain they inflict, they thrive in it. See the difference?
And in HP people who aren’t supposed to know of the magical world are simply obliviated/made to forget it. In Twilight people who are not supposed to know of their world are simply killed or if they have a connection to the vampiric world or a special gift, turned.
4)Your so called logic is illogical. Where on earth you heard that all things American are better than anything else? American authors bow down to Shakespeare, Jane Austen and yes, even JK Rowling!
‘And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book.’ Are you even listening to your self? Nationality doesn’t improve or prove quality!
PS: America was ALLIED to UK during WWII. Learn your history before spewing crap.
5)If you are too stupid to understand the language you speak it’s your own fault for being an illiterate idiot. US English varies from area to area. As does slang. Just because you are only smart enough to understand the simplest of words, doesn’t mean everyone else is an idiot. British accents are posh and people try to imitate them for a reason. By the way your beloved Robert Pattinson in British. Not mention Carlisle’s character is British as well. I’m Greek, I have no problem understanding the HP series.
6)They don’t have funny accents you moron! The plot is set in UK, the actors are British so of course they’re going to have BRITISH accents! That’s how they talk normally! Just because you have the mental capabilities of a three year old doesn’t mean we all do! Open a damn book and learn to read English if you are too bothered with their accents! Trust me your writing is much crappier than their accents.
And the HP movies weren’t crap. Critics and fans alike loved them.
As for the Twilight movies… How many Golden Rasberry Awards have they been nominated/won again?
7)So in just one comment you insult all people different than what YOU perceive beauty. Hermione was pretty, frizzy hair don’t make her a dork. And she was smart. Unlike your Bella she wasn’t a hopeless, hapless pathetic moron who her only use was to stand back and let others do the work. Luna was unique. So what if she dressed different or had her own way of thinking? Are you so insecure that you can accept that not everyone fits in a little box? Not everyone needs to look alike and they have their own style. Do you have any idea how racist you sound?
I didn’t know people with glasses or scars were freaks and weirdos. Hm… I’m not going to bother with how wrong that statement is and go to this: What about Jasper and Bella? Both had scars. Bella from James and Jasper was basically covered in them. But wait I forgot. You conveniently forget whatever doesn’t suits your own twisted logic right?
Since when are beards creepy? A lot of people have/had beards. Robert Pattinson, Brad Pitt. Just because you don’t like them doesn’t make them creepy!
Mustache makes people look evil? First of all, see a psychiatrist, you need help. Second of all, um Charlie Swan.
Dumbledore doesn’t wear a dress. He wears robes. A traditional outfit wore by men for many many years. As the wizarding world is some what stable, it is normal they’ll prefer more wizarding traditional robes. You know the same kind THE VOLTURI WEARS.
Funny thing, I didn’t know homosexuality had an age limitation. I always figured a person’s sexuality was his personal choice and lasted all his life. I must be mistaken because obviously, in your opinion a homosexual person turns heterosexual after he reaches a certain age right? Nothing against homosexuals you say?
So you are a) a certified idiot, b) a racist and pretty much proud of it and c) a hypocritical brat in need of a good beating.
So basically anyone who is not an American, who looks, thinks, acts and talks differently than YOU is creepy and below you.
8)HP’s bad guys are unrealistic? Seriously?
‘WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?!’
Sorry to once again burst your bubble, but pretty much ALL evil guys kill to send a message. And yes many kill for fun. That’s realistic.
Where exactly says Voldemort waited for the end of school year to attack? Like in ALL books the confrontation occurs near the end of the book. Since the HP takes place in Harry’s school year it is logical, the final moments will happen close to the book’s end.
Kind like New Moon or Eclipse. How considerate of dear Vicky to wait until AFTER graduation to attack right? So our heroes can have their graduation and party and Bella can conviniently stay at Edward’s house.
Or how the Volturi waited patiently to visit the Cullens AFTER Christmas when Bella had finished her plans. Because summoning witnesses and making travelling plans takes MONTHS when you don’t need to sleep, has super speed and unlimited cash at your disposal.
Again with calling people creepy. And you seriously use as an argument someone’s hairstyle? Really? How old are you again?
Those are not reasons Twilight is better than HP. Those are just YOUR thoughts, with no facts of simply logic to back them up or support them; unless you count your racism and obvious nonexistent IQ as proofs.
You think people liking HP better than Twilight rude? Well I think your venom filled, completely delusional racist letter rude and insulting to pretty much anyone.
You are not only an embarrassment to yourself but your family and the Twilight fans as well.
I feel sorry for all the people that have to put up with you. A person like you, full with such venom and hatred needs help.
I LOVE YOU. I don’t even know you but I think you are amazing.
Oh thanks!
I simply can’t stand idiots. If she had any valid argument I wouldn’t bother to answer but that letter was just crap.
Completely agreed. 🙂
You are AWESOMESAUCE!!! This comment has to be the best thing I have read since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows… I heart you!
Aw thanks!
Can you like…not? You know, Britain is where I come from and okay, you don’t like Harry Potter, but there is no need to be that aggressive about it and other people’s country as well, that is just going too far. As for the swearing thing? Well, you’re swearing a lot in the rest of this post, so therefore the label “hypocrite” is legitimate here. The idea of killing off people’s favourite characters are to make them feel something, but maybe you don’t know what feelings are.
As for the characters being weird. Hermione is supposed to be a dork, you nobkin! It’s Luna’s character to be weird and insane. Luna has taught me, for one person, so much, she’s taught me that it’s okay to be different, it’s okay to be myself.
It’s written in British slang because LO AND BEHOLD, IT IS BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
British accents are not that different from American accents, I watch American movies and I understand them perfectly.Beards? Really? You actually want to bash beards as well as Harry Potter, my country, my accent, my life? THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH GAY PEOPLE EITHER. You have a right to be gay whatever age you are, okay?
You say at the end of your stupid post “stop lording it over us twilight fans, it’s just plain rude.”
I think that your whole post above here is rude.
Harry Potter has taught me so much, like how important love is, over and over and over again, Rowling emphasises love and the importance of having something you love and care about. It also taught me how important your family can be, how a bully can become a great man, how no one loves you more than your mum does, your family does not define who you are, to judge people by who they are, not what they are, to smile in even the darkest of times, to see the world with an open mind, that it is okay to be different, that it is okay to be yourself, hard work and determination will lead to success, love is the most powerful magic.
Most importantly, Harry Potter taught me to cherish friendship.
Sorry for the rant but I just think you’re stupid and you obviously aren’t happy with just bashing Harry Potter, but you have to go as far as to bash my country as well. I can’t believe how stupid Muggles can be.
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or go bang my head on a wall…
Your stupidity astounds me… *shakes head*
ohh poor girl she needs alot of help
btw there are more harry potter fans out there than twilight
so next time one of them steps out of line, the should know we will correct then, and put them right
Ok so are you done with your stupid reasons Twilight is supposedly better thn HP?Good.Now listen to the reality.
1)Bloody hell and bitch?Seriously?Are you kidding me?Please people in movies and even some cartoons use much worse language!And Harry Potter is not a bedtime fairytale for toddlers you idiot!
2)Ok so death shouldn’t happen right?Just alll the bad guys should die and everyone else live happpily ever after?Oh my God have you ever read a little bit of history?How is it even possible to manage peace and stop the evil from conquering the world without the sacrifice of some people?Just think of the World Wars!You think JK appears death like something fun?Well apparently you haven’t read the books.Cause JK presents death exactly as it is.Tragic and sad it makes people lose the world aroud them but that is what death is.It is a part of people’s lives.You must not make kids think that they are immortal by thinking that you protect them from death.Death of a loved one is definitelky a tragedy you will cry and grieve and evrythng but you must know that the ones you love never die.They always live inside us.ALWAYS.THAT’S what Rowling wants to make clear in her books.That love is ideed immortal.
3)I think you missed something.Are the books called Lord Voldermort or Bellatrix Lestrange?NO!They are called HARRY POTTER!And in case you didn’t notice harry is trying for seven books to defeat Voldemort to save the world from him!WAKE UP!HP books don’t present the dark side as the ”cool” ones or something.They make it clear that you should always fight it because good always wins the evil.
4)Are you kidding me?You’re a racist!I am not English I am Greek but I love England and what you are saying is just a preception!So British people are bad?!Are you kidding me?How can you judge hundreds of people based on what country they live in?YOU ARE A TOTAL RACIST!Oh and of course it looks like you forgot the fact that British people have left an amazing legacy to the international literature (William Shakespeare,Tolkien,Jane Osten,John Milton).I think that you are just a chauvinisτ!
5)Oh really?Then apparently you must be very stupid cause like I said I am Greek and have read the BRITISH version of HP books and I had no problem understanding them.
6)Funny accent??ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?Besides the fact that the actors are british and THAT’S WHAT THEY TALK and you cant demand from them to talk like you want to british accent is FUCKING AWESOME!Everyone is jealous of their accent!And you think that american accent is better and british funny???Please!You’re being ridiculous!
7)Ok that was it!ARE YOU KIDDING ME?From what you write it is clear that you are just shallow and immature AND A FUCKING RACIST if you think that what matters is appearance!Go an watch movies with gorgeous men and women with perfect hair and bodies then and make sure ou look like them instead of accepting people for what they really are.Dumbledour is creepy?Oh my god I can’t beleev I am reading this bullshit right now!And he’s not wearing a DRESS he’s wearing a CLOAK you IDIOT!Oh he’s gay so what?JK didn’t even mention it in her books but even if he did SO WHAT I REPEAT????You a re aracist and can’t stand anything different than you apparently.What would you say if I told you that being gay or lesbian is because of people’s genes and not option?And what if he’s old?Old people don’t have feelings?They don’t LOVE??OH MY GOD YOU MUST HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM OF SELF ASSURANCE!
8)YES Voldemort is bad and tortures and kills just for fun and does all these terrible tinks but he is THE BAD GUY!Harry tries to cast him down and defeat him!IS THIS SOOOOO DIFFICULT FOR YOUR STUUPID MIND TO UNDERSTAN??
Οh and about your next point have you heard what in Greece is called ”theatrical economy’?One of my and all greek people’s great ancerstor Homer used first as a tactic in his poems and every author uses.Or you’re going to question homer as well?Rowling makes harry confront voldemort at the end of the books to make an epic finale.But in case you haven’t noticed (and you certaily have NOT) there is adventure and suspence and action throughout the WHOLE BOOK!
Sorry to spoil your illusion that twilight is better than HP!But you who support twilight are NEVER EVER going to persuade us the FAMILY OF POTTERHEADS that this vomit you call a book is better than HP using REAL arguments and not this nonsense you are writing.
Are you really THAT ignorant? Yes Harry Potter has swear words, and that is not appropriate for some children, but twilight has fucking sex scenes in it. *Siriusly.
*haha.
The characters are not ugly. One HP character is more realistic than all of the twilight characters put together. I, personally would rather be friends with an intelligent, ambitious wizard than some sparkly vampire or his clingy girlfriend.
Not to mention Meyer is a crap writer an doesn’t even deserve to be published, let alone have a best selling series.
You’ve been completely contradicting yourself.. In this post you claim Harry Potter is bad because “The chracters are ugly”, then in another post you say “In the movies, the cheracters are super cute! Like Cedric Diggery is hot, and so are Harry and Ron and Draco and even that guy who play Dracos dad is really hot even tho hes old. Theyre just so hot that its easy to overlook their funny accents!!”
And on the subject of accents, you claim: “like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE!”, then contradict this with: “in the movies the characters are british! they have weirdo acents but they’re so cute too, I mean they’re almost like martians, theyre so weird! its like little adorable martians so they’re cute to watch!!”. Let me just point out that this is racist BS.
You are just a complete imbecile.
Some spelling mistakes:
“blo*dy H*ll”, weasley, unacceptable, lupin, fred, tonks, shoudn’t, dHAVE, british, american, british, comfusing, british, britis, baout ,british,american compeny, siriusly, subtittles, whyd, weirdos, chracters, Rons, souns, thank, mustache, people, rent, nothing, homosexals.
And that’s without the grammar mistakes too.
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So, you are like two years older now. Read through your post. Do you find one single sound argument? Or even a valid one? You were too young back then I reckon
This is the stupidest thing that I have ever heard in my life. You are being very racist and are you just trying to be the most ignorant person in the world with the America is the best country in the world? America is a bully that only picks on weaker countries. Also, you do realize that the language we are speaking right now, comes from England? The remark that the actors are ugly are completely retarded. No one in their right mind can call Emma Watson ugly (Unless their gay, nothing against them). I have never watched Twilight or read any of the books, but it seems, from the other comments, that nothing realistic happens in Twilight. People die, deal with it. Voldemort is probably one of the most realistic villains out there in the world of literature. Except for the whole being a Wizard part. J.K. Rowling has created a whole new generation of human beings who are taught valuable lessons about life. Stephanie Meyer has created a generation of, judging from your behavior, racist, and completely inconsiderate beings.
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1. Bloody Isn’t a swear word, and Hell is a very tame one. And one of Molly’s sons already died, and her daughter was nearley killed. Honestly, I would have probably said something way worse.
2. DEATH IS NATURAL YOU IDIOT! And I well never get over Dumbledore, Snape, Dobbey, Lupin, Tonks, Hedwig, Sirius, Fred, ect. but that makes me cherish the characters even more.
3. THATS WHAT BAD GUYS DO YOU IDIOT
4. *Facepalm* Really? I’m American, but I would LOVE to be British! they are so cool!
5. I would understand about the accent if you were talking about Life of Pi. but I could understand every word in the movies.
6. THEY DO TALK RIGHT!!!! -_- Honestly….. They are BRITISH, Oh, and by the way, Robert Patterson is British so HA.
7. Which shows that they are only human, and they are also teenagers. They are going through Puberty, so they aren’t going to look like super models. And I siriusly wish I could be more like Luna, because I care too much about what people care about me. And I like Gingers.
Beards aren’t creepy
8. A lot of bad guys kill and torture people just for fun.
YOU’RE the rude one.
Ron left only because he was Possessed by Riddle’s locket and wasn’t in his right state of mind. Once he snapped back, he found a way back, and even saved Harry’s life and destroyed a horcrux.
Edward left out of his own free will and ended up having to be saved bye SPARKLING in front of a crowd of people.
Who is the better boy?
Your really are a sadistic moron aren’t you? These are all failure’s of excuses and awful reasons why Harry Potter is apparently worse than Twilight, you obviously know too that HP>Twilight because they’re such bad reasons.
It’s a dark fantasy that is the genre, like Twilight is a romance novel (awful), it is aimed at a huge range of audiences, the youngest kids reading the books are 12 years old, and that is legal and parental guidence isn’t needed. It’s meant to show pain and loss and suffering through wars, she’s making it realistic, like it should be, whereas in Twilight it’s all perfect and no-one dies and everyone’s happy. Wars are NEVER like that, good people die, and bad people die, and hopefully good will come through, but at a cost. Twilight promotoes teenage pregnancy, sucidal attempts after rejection, how women can’t survive without men. Twilight’s morals are worse than HPS. HP represents, defense for love, strength, courage, doing the right thing. Twilight’s characters are all weak and Meyer has no imagintaion. She just glorified the childhood fears. Rowling set up history’s and sports, and events all for the sake of one series. She has skill.
Now onto the the real arrogant patrotich North American thing you’ve got going there. Hilrious. I laughed. You do realise that North America were allies with England only because they were also threatened with war if they did not ally up with someone. They helped england win the war and then just jumped out again. You’re a dumb fuck. If you haven’t noticed British accents normally pretty awsome. Some americans don’t like them, but hopefully most do. And I mean, you’re trying to insult and review a book and film and you’re insulting british people as well, that’s out of order. I’m British, and that was not needed. America are defintely powerful ecnomically, but Britian did have some input in the worlds inventions today. So please don’t insult us britians because we will come back with some witty, british humour that only brits could come up with.
Your pathetic, arrogant, homophobic, stupid, iggnorant, weak and utterly stupid and foolish thinking this was a good thing to post, you obviously haven’t a slightest idea of Harry Potter. Twilight is an easy read, easy to understand and down right boring. Harry Potter is intellectual and excting, but is avaiblable to a huge range of people. You’re wrong dearest, and I hope you relaise this now
Your level of idiocy astounds me, so precious.
Dear “LizzieBella”,
Congratulations for officially becoming the biggest moron on the internet. You have turned every existing Harry Potter fan, as well as the entire county Britain against you. Seriously, I am concerned for your personal safety. I would also like to proceed to state WHY you are wrong in stating that Harry Potter “sucks”.
1) To start, the Harry Potter series has a very minimal amount of swearing. I don’t mean to insult you, but you’re a bit of a hypocrite. You sit there, complaining that Harry Potter contains cursing, only to drop a few “F bombs” yourself in this very post. DId it ever occur to you that that is one of the worst curse words out there, and that some of us might not want to see it typed out? Did it ever occur to you that some CHILDREN might be reading this post? Jerk.
2) Secondly, people die in twilight. Did that ever occur to you, or were you too withdrawn into your selfish little bubble when you wrote this post in order to remember that. In Harry Potter, characters are killed off to make a point about the villains. It is meant to make the reader a little emotional. Just the fact that you made this post is a little rude. You didn’t have to go insult an entire fandom.
3) And, you thin that people are going to think that torture is OKAY because they read about VILLAINS doing it to THE GOOD GUYS? Are you some kind of idiot?!!
4) Your fourth comment is the one that bothers me the most. I am American, and I am ashamed to live in the same country as you. First off, WE DID NOT FIGHT BRITAIN IN WW2. We fought the Nazis. BRITAIN WAS ONE OF OUR MAIN ALLIES. IDIOT. CHECK YOUR FACTS, AND GO BACK TO MIDDLE SCHOOL. And your saying that America is the best country in the world. In all seriousness, that is an opinion. But I must ask, have you ever BEEN OUTSIDE OF THE COUNTRY?!!
5) And your saying Harry Potter is confusing because its British? Sweetie, your the only one who finds Harry Potter confusing. As I said above, I am American, and I have no problem understanding the slang.
6) So your telling me the Harry Potter movies are crap, right? Then can you please explain to me why “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 2” brought in $1,341,511,219 revenue, and is the no. 4 Grossing in the world? Do you even know what grossing IS? Maybe you should look it up in your SLANG DICTIONARY, which leads me to my next point! You say that people in the Harry Potter movies talk funny, huh. That may be because they have what is called a BRITISH ACCENT, A CONCEPT YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT FAMILIAR WITH. EVERYONE ELSE CAN UNDERSTAND THE MOVIES JUST FIND. DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF HEARING DISORDER?!!
7) Now, this is the part of you post that made me loose all sympathy toward you whatsoever. You hate an entire series because the characters are not the perfect, beautiful Hollywood people your used to? Well, let me tell you something. GIRLS TODAY THINK THEY NEED TO HIDE BEHIND LAYERS OF MAKEUP AND SLUTTY CLOTHING TO THINK THAT THEY ARE PRETTY. BOOKS LIKE TWILIGHT MAKE YOUNG GIRLS FORGET THAT THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL JUST THE WAY THEY ARE. As a teen girl in modern day America, the fact that looks matter so much to you just breaks my heart. Luna Lovegood is her own person. She dresses the way she does because she doesn’t care about what other people think. And someday, you’ll be working for a girl like Hermione Granger. And lets just get this straight- You would call someone an ugly git for having a scar? Young people in our army die every day so kids like you can live in peace. They could easily come home with scars. are they ugly gits in your eyes?!! rethink your morals, girl! In twilight, Bella gets pregnant at 19. Is that your idea of success?
8) You seem to forget that Voldemort IS an evil villain. EVIL VILLAINS DON’T TEND TO CARE ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THEY TORTURE PEOPLE. Maybe if you actually read the books, you could understand a tiny bit of the psychology behind. Tom Marvolo Riddle. Oh yeah, you wouldn’t know who that is.
Finally, the Harry Potter books have something called MORALS. Can you say that about your precious twilight series? Harry Potter reminds people that love is the most powerul magic of all.
To quote the books,
“Don’t Pity the dead. Pity the living. and most of all, pity those who live without love.”
I pity your existence.
MERLIN’S BEARD DO I LOVE YOU.
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Here I’m going to reply to every one of the points made on this post:
1. “Hell” is not a swear word. Also, Twilight is bad for children. It makes them believe that you need a boy to be happy and that teen pregnancy is okay.
2. WHY WOULD IT NOT BE VIOLENT? Violence hapens all the time. I’m sure you have encountered or started violence more than once in your life. And also, good people die all the time in wars between good and bad. It’s just a fact. The violence doesn’t give people bad ideas, it gives them the courage to fight for what is right.
3. Kids won’t learn to torture, because they know the evil ones are doing it.
4. ROBERT PATTINSON IS BRITISH, YOU DUMBFREAK. AND HE HATES TWILIGHT.
5. Just so you know, Americans use slang that nobdy else knows. Hypocrite.
6. What do you mean, the casting was perfect. The movies were (almost) perfect.
7. Again, the casting was perfect. Hermoine is 10000000x better looking than you, people rate beauty on a scale from 1-Hermoine (Emma). Luna is also beautiful. Harry and Ron are better looking than all the boyfriends you’ve ever had (if any). Also, you’re a homophobic bastard. The fact that Dumbledore is gay should have given homophobics an example of what a gay person can become. In addition, if a boy is gay, their sexual preferences do not change at an old age. Are you stupid?
8. The Volturi is what you call unrealistic villians. Realistic villians are the kind that kill people and torture them. That’s kind of what villians are all about.
I can clearly see that all of these points are merely excuses to support your reason. Twilight: An 18-year-old girl who has no character that can’t live without her boyfriend and gets pregnant AS A TEENAGER. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME.
The hypocricy shown in this post is beyond words.
Twilight sucks (literally and figuratively). Harry Potter is magic.
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Wow. Just wow. I have no words. Oh wait, here’s a few! Let me break this down for you.
Your first viewpoint, that it has too much cussing in it? It has a little, not that much. But what does twilight have? More than one sex scene in the fourth book. And your second point, that good people die? Yes people die! But that’s life, and it was for the greater good. You have to think of that as war. This book is realistic, showing to that there isn’t always a happy ending. People die in war, that’s just the way it is. And those deaths just made the story all that more real. You feel the loss of the characters because you grew up with them, so you feel like Harry does, you connect with him in an emotional level.
Your third point, that its dark? The first few books aren’t that dark, but when Voldemort came back of course it was going to take a turn for the worst! You just have to remember what Dumbledore said, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” You found light, hope, through Harry and his friends. And it’s not like people were torturing people and everyone was okay with it, it was only the bad people. Again, this is war! What do you expect? As the years went by Harry and his friends got more mature and so did the books, that’s just how things are.
And British? Really?? Are you going to sit there and be prejudice?? Just because something is from another country doesn’t mean it’s not good. And NO! We fought WITH Britain in WW2, Winston Churchill was the prime minister and he said that the war was over when we joined the allies against Germany. Get your facts straight! And yes the language is a bit confusing but you can figure it out pretty easily.
The actors have accents because they are British! It would be weird if they were British in the book but American in the movie. And the characters are ugly? Really? That’s your big argument? At least the characters are real and relatable, and at least they can act. Not everyone is eye candy, and this movie wasn’t meant for people to see it just because they thought someone was hot or cute.
Dumbledore isn’t wearing a dress, it’s a traditional cloak and its normal for wizards. No where in the book did it ever say (in a factual non gossip way) that he was gay. Dumbledore’s beard was a reminder that he is indeed older than a lot of folks and you could say it was like his trademark. Personally I’ve never thought of Dumbledore as creepy, I thought of him as wise and kind and caring.
And your point number 8…. Do I really need to answer your question? Serial killers sometimes torture and kill people for fun. Murderers sometimes kill people for fun. And if Rowling had made whatever was going to happen happen at the beginning of the book that would be stupid, as well as it wouldn’t make any sense! In this case it makes more sense to wait. They had to plan it all out. In the case of the fourth book, they had to make everyone trust the imposter put in Mad Eye Moody’s place. Have you ever actually sat down and read the books with an open mind? Or have you just seen the movies?
Still don’t believe me? Well numbers don’t lie, so here are some facts:
1. Twilight has sold over 100 million copies, Harry Potter has sold over 400 million.
2. Twilight is translated into 38 different languages, Harry Potter into 67 different languages.
3.”Harry Potter in the Goblet of Fire,” used up 9,000 FedEx trucks to deliver the books to stores worldwide. Leading into Potter’s sixth novel, “Half Blood Prince,” it sold 6.9 million copies in the first 24 hours of its release as “Breaking Dawn” sold 1.3 million copies. As far as books, “Harry Potter” dominated the shelves with three times the amount of books sold and continued growing as more were released.
4. The Twilight films have no Oscar or Golden Globe nominations, both of which are considered very high honors in film. Harry Potter has a total of 7 Oscar nominations. Three for Sorcerer’s Stone, two for Prisoner of Azkaban, and one each for Goblet of Fire and Half Blood Prince.
5. Stephenie Meyer’s net worth is around 150 million dollars. JK Rowling’s is 1 billion dollars.
6. Stephen King has been quoted saying Stephenie Meyer can’t write. That’s huge coming from one of the most successful horror authors. Here is the actual quote from his 2009 interview in USA Weekend: “Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people… The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
7.Harry Potter teaches a good deal about prejudice and slavery with the use of different imaginative creatures
8. Harry Potter teaches good values and relationships. There are no controlling abusive relationships and the hero can go one without their partner.
9. The female characters are strong and intelligent. Hermione doesn’t NEED a boyfriend to be a strong good role model for girls everywhere
10. The characters are not entirely evil or entirely good
11.There are clues put in the first books that will eventually have a great significance later on. (ex: in SS, harry talked to a snake at the zoo. we always thought it was just part of being a wizard, but it reveals itself to be parseltongue which was very useful for harry later on)
12.The villains are villains for a reason. They’re not just bad without explanation. J K Rowling explained Voldemort and other Death Eaters and showed why they went bad.
And above all, one of my favorite reasons….
13. The depth of Snape’s character is truly astonishing and touching, you can feel the grief he must have for the loss of Lily, and the confusion he must have over his feelings for Harry. he hates harry because of his resemblance to James, but loves and cares for him because of his love for Lily and harry’s small resemblance to her in his eyes and personality. JKR is able to master these emotions and convey them to her readers with amazing skill. The idea of twilight gives Meyer the opportunity to do the same thing with the complexity of the feelings that Edward has for Bella, loving her but having to resist the urge to kill her when it causes him intense pain and then forcing himself to leave her in order to protect her, but Meyer is unable to convey these feelings in a skillful way due to her terribly simplistic writing style and her inability to convey complex human emotions in her seemingly simplistic characters. Also, Edward’s feelings and struggles are far less original than Snape’s. the whole “I’m leaving you because i love you” thing has been used countless times and the “i love you but have to resist you” thing has obviously been used before, this even being acknowledged in the book: “and so the lion fell in love with the lamb”. Therefore, even if Meyer had been able to write the books in a skillful way the story line, and characters are so unoriginal that they are practically cliche. You go through the whole Potter series wondering the same question… “Snape: good, or evil?”
And lastly, JKR leaves nothing to question. She completes the final book beautifully.
Twilight really sucks! The plot of the story wasn’t good as the plot of Harry Potter..that’s why Harry books reached 7 series and Twilight with only 4…
As I look back on this… page, it makes me wonder if this is a troll (prank).
You DO have a right to your own opinion as I do; but really?! If you are going to write out your strong opinion at least, AT LEAST you should know how to spell correctly! Honestly, when you state your points and add comments to offend the Harry Potter fandom, it makes me laugh. I really won’t take you seriously. Like why can’t YOU spell FUCKING RIGHT? Pun intended there.
You are being so RACIST on this page and that is not right. What would you say if British people asked YOU why you couldn’t speak “FUCKING RIGHT”? I can’t even understand some parts of this!
Then you say that there is too much “cursing” in Harry Potter. The worse curseword in the books was bitch. And then what annoys me the most is that you do this THING: “h*ll”, when in a couple of paragraphs later you say FUCKING but you don’t even blur that out. Honey, if you’re gonna make a point, STICK TO IT like your life depends on it! Otherwise it makes you look like a big hypocritical BITCH.
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever, insult the Harry Potter fandom, because as you can see MANY people will attack you and curse you out in ways you can’t even imagine. The Twilight fandom has too many flaws and too many people that hate it.
Watch what you say. Preach what you say. And learn how to spell, please.
^ I agree completely
Ermm I’m sorry! but A) I’m English and to us Americans are a bit full of them selves and Just to say Robert is English B) Villains are nasty and do cruel things! C) J.K Rowling didn’t make them to look pretty she made them to be slightly geeky and if you gonna be one of those stupid Twilight people! that have no sense please just… just what are you doing with your life!
This is the reason why Twilight Fans are not like a Family such as Potterheads are and why Robert Pattinson would rather be known as Cedric instead of Edward. Twilight has no arguments to Harry Potter and that is the real fact.
And I have one fact more! If this incompetent little girl is serious? she’s just damn wicked.
I get it. At first I thought I’d get offended, but I’ve realized she is definitely a troll.
I mean, the World War 2 thing? Nobody could be that dumb.
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I find what you wright offensive on almost every level. I myself am English and found number 4 on your list offensive. and the fact that JKR is willing to kill of people has enriched the plot of HP in many ways . besides twilight is sexist, belle is heavily reliant on her stalker of a boyfriend and Edward is clearly abusive (I googled the signs of an abusive boyfriend and Edward fits neatly into that bracket). and sparkling seriously, if I spackled I wold put on foundation to hide it.
The British one really bothered me. America wouldn’t even be a COUNTRY without Britain’s initial support. And Americans ALLIED with Britain in WW2. Get a history lesson, bitch. Oh I’m sorry, did I break your “no cussing rule”?
I don’t even know what to say to this.
Hello Muggle!
You know what? People have been saying that HP is better than twilight because it is true sweetheart..Yeah sometimes the truth hurts..You’re like practically begging me to hate you, you know? Harry Potter is so amazing and twilight is just crap in front of Harry Potter. I don’t even understand why you hate the harry potter characters..Because they’re ugly?? Wow such a logical reason sweetie…Hermione Granger is one of the best characters of Harry Potter..She’s smart , beautiful and helpful and she’s the best best friend..She didn’t even leave Harry’s side once! She was always there for him when he needed her and hell , she erased her parents memory and send them to Australia to protect them and so that she could help her best friend beat the darkest wizard of all time..And Ron is so cool and funny. He was also there for Harry. Both of them stuck with Harry Until The End. And judging someone based on their appearance is just immature and pathetic. Harry isn’t weird. He’s brave and modest. Its your heart that matters.Not your looks. Haha, really? Beards aren’t creepy..How old are you? 7? Dumbledore doesn’t look evil at all..Your points are just unreasonable and illogical. You need to stop being so judgemental.
Seriously? Why are you bringing WW2 in this? And your reason for twilight being better than Harry Potter just because it’s american is so illogical! I’d chose Britain over America any day! English came from England and hence the British pronunciations are correct not the american accent. British accent is way better than the american accent. American accent is very squeaky whereas British Accent is cute. If you don’t understand the accent well that’s your problem then. How did the weirdos get the parts? Honey Harry Potter has the best cast ever and no one else can play the parts better than the cast. Daniel Radcliffe was just born to play Harry Potter! And did you ever keep your eyes open while watching kristen stewart act? She can’t act all! She has only one boring expression plastered on her face! Bella is boring and stupid. She acts like her life’s over just because her boyfriend left her! Twilight contains all sexual content which is not for innocent eyes. JK Rowling can write so much better than Stephanie Meyer. Harry Potter tells us about true friendship (The Golden Trio) , family values (Weasleys) , bravery and that you shouldn’t afraid to be yourself even if you’re called ‘weird’ and hated for because of it (Sirius and Luna) and that you should stand up for what’s right even if it means breaking the rules (Dumbledore’s Army) . Twilight just tells us how important it is to maintain a love life. The characters in Harry Potter are well developed unlike the characters in twilight. Twilight is just a waste of time and money. I regret reading every single page of that crappy book. You need to sort out your priorities muggle!
Good day to you!
1 pretty sure you curse sometimes too
2 yeahh sometimes life is violent villains arent going to be hurting you verbally
3 of course that’s called a good and sadistic villain that makes them authentic and believable rather than the volturi
4 america first of all wouldnt exist without britain and they are a huge part of our culture i mean the royals are constantly in tabloids and on our news and PS we fought WITH the UK and won go and pass 3rd grade come on also the US is not the top country we are top in crime teen pregnancy McDonalds and the rest of bad stuff
5 duh it takes place in britain and was written by a british author and first published in britain
6 they speak in a british accent cuz thats where the series takes place in britain
7 we talk wrong they talk right cuz they spoke first
8 so what everyone is beautiful to someone and at least they have facial expressions unlike kristen stewart btw you r racist to the lgbt community
9 hes considerate cuz thats the best time to attack when he cant use magic
Oh I don’t care who the hell wrote this, I don’t care why the fuck they wrote this, but this post s insane, rubbish, sucks, and every single words are so not true. Twilight sucks, the twilight movie is the worst movie I saw, and HP is, like, ten time better. And I will tell you why, bitch. Twilight is all about sex and does not have a plot at all, really, all twilight does is glorifying Eward Cullen, saying how ‘hot’ he is, and how he sparkles. And even Eward Cullen thinks so, therefore it’s true. And it’s fucking insane how twilight mentions sex, fuck. Bitch, get your facts right, UK didn’t even fight against US during WW2, alright? Fuck, stop thinking Americans are so much better than others. I don’t want to start a fight, but I am so mad that some stupid bitch with no brain say stuff like that, seriously, even if she didn’t really mean it, she is still the worst shitty person I ever saw….well, didn’t really saw, but you get my point.
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I would just first like to state that I apologize for the person who wrote this, on behalf of the more intelligent portion of North Americans. This person in no way represents well-opinionated average Americans.
Secondly, I would like to agree with the rest of mature residents of Earth that Harry Potter is, in fact, an extraordinary piece of literature; likely to be remember as a one of the best works of the century. In reply to your opinion:
1. Swearing is bad. For twelve year olds! For other people, swearing is just another part of vocabulary that is not appropriate in immediate public. Little kids are honestly not going to understand Harry Potter. However, they will be able to understand Twilight. And understand that teen sex is okay, and to stalk their loved ones.
2. Good people die everyday, that’s real life, buddy. They die for reasons and sometimes no reason at all; they die from disease, war, murder; sometimes it’s an accident, they are innocent; sometimes they die protecting their coutry.
3. Who, exactly, would want to inject venom into the person they love, damning them to a no-life, an eternity of, what, exactly? And it’s not teaching them torture is good, everybody should turture (how on Earth are you literate at all?); it’s focus is on war, war = bad, to put it in the simplest terms that I pray you will understand.
4. This is actually to stupid to correct. It would be like turning a rotten potato into a rainbow unicorn with a saddle. Though I will say one thing, no one wins in war. A side may benefit, but no one wins.
5. I know, right? So confusing. Then, I learned how to read.
6. How do I put this so that you will understand? . . . Everybody has accents. You uncultured swine. American accents are funny to everybody else. The movies have fantastic special effects. I will not continue on number 6 for fear you will not be able to compute my big words.
7. Hermione, Ron, Harry, Luna, Neville; they are real. They are beautiful. Unedited, natural, and beautiful. They exist on an entirely different level than the physical world and I pity you. They express that everybody has imperfections, flaws, and things they don’t like about themselves. At risk of quoting your favorite singer, “nobody’s perfect.
Yes, I agree. Elderly citizens are vegetables with no personalities, perferences, genders, or opinions. Beards are disgusting, as well as eyebrows, feet, underarms, elbows, and noses. Let us remove these natural parts of our body so that we, too, can be perfect like Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. I hope you see my point here.
8. Hitler, Saddam Hussein, Napolean, Justin Beiber, Vlad the Impaler, Stalin, etc etc. I snorted so hard when I saw this one, I think I might have coughed up this evening’s chocolate cauldron. Though I do honestly agree that it was slightly unrealistic that the Dark Lord waited for the end a year at Howarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, evil people ARE often sickos. What do you expect? Pumpkin juice?
I regret that this fails to assess some of your incorrect aspects; I do apologize. I, personally, would not want any possible future children of mine reading a book like Twilight; it implies that there are no losses in true love, that you will find your true love in high school, and he will watch you sleep before you even become friends, and you will fall in love after 20 conversations; get married immediately after highschool, and have children. This puts a truly disgusting twist on domestic life.
I will not bother to correct spelling and grammatical errors; as well as racist, ageist, superficial, homophobic, and plain stupid remarks.
Have an excellent life,
With love,
A Diehard Potter Fan With No Sympathy For the Willingly Stupid Sheep Whom Partipate in Shallow Mainstream Society Whom Have Never Truly Understood a Book in Their Short Preteen Lives and Likely Never Will- Judgemental Little S****, Née I Will Accomplish Something Today Oh Look A Book
Are you a fucking moron?
What the serious fuck? The funny thing is that Twilight does have a LOT of the “aforementioned things” in the series. Do the Volturi not enjoy torturing people? Harry Potter teaches us important life lessons, even though it isn’t real. The actors are GORGEOUS, thank you very much. I’ll cut your tits off if you DARE call Emma Watson ugly. She is a goddess, shame on you! I really can’t take this seriously because so many words are misspelled and the grammar is HORRIBLE. Go back to school for the love of God. Harry Potter has to be, by far, the GREATEST THING TO EVER BE CREATED! Thank you Ms. Rowling, thank you for the glory that is Harry Potter. ❤
Annnnd there goes not only my braincells, but my faith in humanity.
Ok i… Just read every single comment and i just feel as ofended as 98% of people that comented. I am mexican And have moré ideas of why twilight is not good, it shows impotency for women and too much girlis for boys, i read both And prefered hp. Oh And ur a racist motherfucker (yeah im mexican And american not north american, And know how to insult, And i have made less mistakes with books, you dont deserve to be in any fandom, And its obvious you read all hp books)
hello. im not going to bash the crap out of you because you seem to have enough agressive criticism.
so im just going to express my opinion and hope you understand
ok for one im going to start with the dumbest thing you said “american stuff is better than british”
no
just
no
stop
please
if anything (if) its the other way around and im american.
secondly
with the swearing torture and killing you make a vague point. the issue here is that harry potter and twilight were made for different demographics (age/gender groups) and therefore they probably know that killing and swearing exists, but its ok.
with the deaths, an ok point for you to think, but see what i said on demographics
the people who jk rowling wrote this for like being on an emotional rollercoaster
with the villain thing, you contradict yourself saying that voldemort is cruel and kills for fun (which is not true) but say he is considerate to wait until the end of the year
a) voldemort is very comparable to hitler, being he things humans are bad and wizrds born of humans are bad. its sad that he is a villain, but the villain kind of has to be evil
b) i dont think you read the books and you are relying on research or common knowledge but voldy tries to kill harry all damn year
also the actors thing is way off
robert pattinson is pretty attractive, just saying (as a straight guy) but he was also in harry potter first. emma stone is the sexiest thing on earth and harry ron and the others are average looking at worst. the rest of the cast of twilight isnt that attractive either.
about dumbledore, sorry thats just dumb ok. dont say that. that is really overeducated
plus harry potter was made in and for england.
ps robert pattinson is british
Is this a joke? I’d actually like an answer from this LizzieBella person- do you believe what you wrote?
this girl must be stupid! harry potter is better than twilight beyond compare. all the points you made are stupid.
1. it’s natural for people to die, even the good people
2. violence is all around us, you see it on the news, everywhere, you can’t hide it
3. i’m pretty sure you fucking cuss to, you stupid bitch, so be quiet!
4. it’s people like you that make me think that there is no hope for humanity
5. there are many different versions of the books! there is one written for americans and a british version too!
6. the reason daniel radcliffe, rupert grint, emma watson and the rest of the cast have funny accents is becuase they’re british, you really are a dumb fuck aren’t you?
7. i’m pretty sure hermione granger would better that you any day.
8. the villians are unrealistic?! the fuck is wrong with you? look at edward, he’s a stupid glowing fairy!
Are you an idiot?
First, kid, you’re going to hear people swear all the time, plus this book isn’t just for little kids.
Second, people dying characterizes the book. If in all books nobody died, it would be boring and unrealistic.
Third, it’s not going to teach people that torture is okay. Also, OF COURSE it’s going to be dark! Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort are villains!
Fourth, DON’T BE RACIST!!! Also, learn your history. Britain fought with the ALLIES (the side we fought with) not the AXIS POWERS (Germany, Italy, and Japan). Just because Twilight is American doesn’t mean it’s higher quality. I’m American and I hate Twilight. Seriously, who tries to kill themselves because their boyfriend left them.
Fifth, you useless paperclip, the British also use english. If you have a hard time understanding that, then you need to have a tutor.
Sixth, they have funny accents because they’re not from America. They didn’t grow up in America. Besides I think accents are awesome. Also if you think they’re weirdos because they can’t talk like you, then you are retarded.
Seventh, I HAVE FRIZZY HAIR!! I DRESS WEIRD SOMETIMES!! MY BROTHER WEARS GLASSES!! THINK BEFORE YOU INSULT SOMEONE!!! ALSO, DUMBLEDORE DOES NOT WEAR A DRESS!! THAT’S A ROBE!! GET IT RIGHT!!!
Eighth, UNREALISTIC!! WELL EXCUSE YOUR STUPIDITY BUT VOLDEMORT IS TOO REALISTIC!!! EVER HEARD OF ADOLF HITLER!! BESIDES MAYBE VOLDEMORT COULDN’T GET TO HARRY POTTER UNTIL THE END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR!!!
and last, WE’RE RUDE?!! WELL EXCUSE US BUT WE DON’T GO AROUND INSULTING OTHER COUNTRIES!! THE REASON WE DON’T LIKE TWILIGHT IS BECAUSE IT’S BAD LITERATURE!! AND DON’T SAY PEACE AND LOVE WHEN YOU ARE INSULTING ALLIES OR OTHER FANDOMS!!!
Sincerely,
One angry Hufflepuff (Kili Batness)
P.S. Kili Batness is not my real name, but I don’t trust someone with an I.Q. of a paperclip, hence the term Useless Paperclip.
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First things first, is this a joke? Seriously, your logic is messing up. Harry Potter curses too much? Have you forgotten that Bella and Edward had sex in their book? I think that’s a bit worse than cursing! (And Twilight bloody well curses in their book too!) (And the last Harry Potter books weren’t meant for little kids, by the way.)
And yes, good people die in Harry Potter. Good people die in real life. Deal with it.
Harry Potter encourages people to torture other people? Seriously? If you haven’t noticed, Bellatrix and Voldemort are the BAD GUYS, nobody wants to take after them! What about the Volturi in Twilight? They torture people. (You really need to think over your argument.)
What the hell do you mean by “It’s British”? You know, America was a British colony. And you hating on Britain is just bigotry and prejudice, and really isn’t a valid reason on why Twilight is better than Harry Potter. (As for the WW2 thing, let me spell this out for you: It. Was. A. World. War. Not. An. America. Versus. Britain. War.)
As for you not understanding the movies, let me quote the great bard William Shakespeare: “I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.” (As for their “funny accents,” they’re British if you haven’t noticed.) (By the way, to them, YOU DON’T FUCKING TALK RIGHT.)
They’re ugly? That’s the best you could come up with? If you haven’t noticed, Bella isn’t the prettiest thing either, and Edward’s face is shaped like a foot.
Dumbledore is creepy because he has a beard and evil because he has a mustache? Again, I must ask if this is a joke. As for him being gay, there’s nothing wrong with that. “Old people shouldn’t be gay”? Again, is this a joke? Do you think gay people are just like “Hmm…I’m too old to be gay now, I better switch to being straight!” Really? If I told you to be gay right now (assuming you’re straight), could you throw away your sexual orientation? Yeah, I don’t think so.
“What kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortures them for fun”? Hmm, I don’t know? The villains? It’s kinda their job in the book to do that. Also, the Volturi do that: they’re creepy, they like causing pain, they torture people for fun, and kill innocents (remember they tried to kill Reneesme?). As for the waiting till the end of the year: the Volturi did the same fucking thing. They weren’t even an issue until Edward tried to kill himself or until Reneesme was born. They’re creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks? Just like the Volturi! (By the way, Voldemort doesn’t have hair.)
Let me quote the greatest horror writer of all time, Stephen King: “Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what’s right in the face of adversary. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend,”
Oh, and:
Jingle Bells
Twilight smells
Edward ran away
Bella dies
Jacob cries
HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!
(And for the last time, is this a joke? If not, I pity you, you poor muggle…)
This got to be a joke !? Right ??
wow i dont know where to start just one failed point after the other
Tell me you are a troll and i wont call you a fucking bitch.
Having read this post (and lost many brain cells in the process) I would take great delight in replying to each mind numbing point of yours.
1. With the amount of context and subject matter of Harry Potter, added to the sheer size of many of the novels, I doubt any little kid of average maturity for that age will be reading it.
2. The violence and death makes it exiting, having risk being put on the character’s lives make the conflict and payoff even greater. Referring back to the above point, the movies are rated PG and 12+ so no smalls kids will be watching unless their parents buy it and feels their children can handle it, and as for the children permitted to watch this in cinemas, there is nothing wrong with them being taught death is natural. Death is everything natural, as everything dies eventually.
3. The sadistic and malevolent nature of the villains in this movie is what makes them great antagonists, but, judging by this section here, you seems to have no grasp on what an antagonist is, let alone recognize what makes a good one. The torturous ways are what fuels the readers hate for them, making it all the more satisfying when they are defeated.
4. Oh, i’m sorry, I better get on my sub-par English knees and kiss your superior American feet. There is no better country, after all, they are simply pieces of land filled with people, yes it feels good to be proud of what one your from, but that should never cloud how you view other people. It also seems you were reading Twilight during your History class; the Allied Forces won the war, had you been paying attention instead of killing your common sense, you would know the Allied Forces consisted of many countries including the United Kingdom AND the United States of America.
5. British slang really isn’t that hard to understand, and most of it is recognizable. But, seeing as your vocabulary probably consists of “Vampire” “Werewolf” and “Edward”, I’m not particularly surprised you needed any kind of dictionary for this.
6. You obviously have no respect for other countries, cultures and norms except your own, so let me explain in a language you’d understand: OMG, liek, it iz baaased in Britin so liek, the actorz have english accents’n’stuff!!!!!!
7. The characters in Harry Potter are well rounded and believable, they have flaws we can see, those flaws are fairly represented so we, the audience, have more respect for the characters and can see that they have their own struggles. The characters of Twilight are blatant Mary-Sues. Little to no flaws or personality whatsoever. Bella is simply a vessel for hormone controlled teenage girls to sink themselves into so they can imagine they are being fussed over by a “hawt” vampire and werewolf.
8. I will sum up the third response in this: Villains are villainous, they commit villainy, and being villains, don’t really care whether it’s right or wrong. This is the basic script for nearly every villain ever.
In summary, your points are blinded and very unsupported, clearly all you breathe is twilight, and my posting of this will not sway you, even so, I said I would take delight in writing this, and I did.
1.Yes a bit of swearing do i have to remind you there is a sex scene in the 4th book.
2.Characters die because it would not be normal if no one died in my opinion and dying is natural what is not natural is being a 107 year old sparkling immortal pedo.
3.Bad guys torture good guys they would have to be as dumb as you to think that would mean its ok.
4.That is ignorant and rude because it is american DOES NOT mean its better quality and Britain never fought them in the world war they allied with them .
5I cant think of anytime where it is hard to understand and its British so what English is basically the same as american and even a dumb girl like you should understand the books.
6.What funny accents and the actors are NOT weirdos anyway they are nicer than Kirsten Stewart who always looks grumpy and rude.
7 .Hermione is not ugly she is a clever pretty student she went to the yule ball with viktor krum remember.Luna is not color blind she wears what she wants and is different making her my favourite character. Rons ginger so what and its a matter of opinion if hes ugly. People need glasses they cant help it and its not his fault he has a scar.Anyway twilight is full of american slutty teenagers do you seriously want to be like them?
and dumbledore what is wrong with him being gay and he wears robes and beards dont make people creepy
8..”WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! ”
answer: a real villian not the volortori who are some old vampires in cloaks who dont even attack they just speak and it isnt like they need to fight him
who would want a abusive 107 year old pedo vampire watching them sleep?
in conclusion harry potter is better than twilight
This shows that you have no idea about Harry Potter.
you are a fucking moron because none of the main characters and this is life bitch and their at war so yeah people are going to die grow up and stop being a pussy and one more thing GET YOUR FACTS STRAIT ABOUT WW2
You know, you should really use spell-check on this. Or learn to spell. Or just stay off the internet. And seriously, why is Twilight automatically better because it’s American? That’s rubbish. You’re just a desperate girl trying to make yourself feel better about Twilight.
Are you serious….”America is the best country.” America is in debt by the billions. Get lost you 8 year old girl
You are an idiot!!!! It’s great to be proud of being an American (I certainly am) but do not bash other countries. There are so many awesome British movies and books. British authors and filmmakers are just as talented as their American counterparts. I can tell by the way you speak (your morose abbreviations, use of numbers instead of words and bad spelling despite spellcheck I may add) that you are some bratty immature tween that has no comprehension of the world around her. Again you are a total moron.
I wish I was kidding when I say I could feel myself losing IQ points and faith in humanity while reading this… God, you’re almost as stupid (or stupider, I haven’t decided) as this guy I saw who thought that JK Rowling ripped Sirius Black off of Jacob Black.
1.) You swore more times in this section than all the Harry Potter books put together. Plus, I personally say ‘bloody’ all the time, because I love British things like Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Little Mix, Doctor Who, etc… It’s not that big a deal. In Twilight they imply sex for God’s sake, I mean seriously that’s worse for little kids than a few bad words they’ve heard before anyway. I read the Harry Potter books as a kindergartner and I loved them. Plus, you used worse words that people don’t use all the time, only when mad or illiterate and unable to make a point without sounding stupid. Plus, when Molly does it she is proving the point that she’s a better witch than people give her credit for and that she loves her children.
2.) … The vampires kill in every book… Heck, Edward tries the whole saga not to murder Bella. Plus, if you have this ‘epic and horrendous battle’ and no one dies, it’s stupid and unrealistic. In a major, epic, major-historical-battle, people need to die to make it seem like it actually is that. I have, in fact, read Twilight, and the fight scenes in there were quite unrealistic. Do I need to point out some deaths/fights/violence in Twilight? Bree Tanner, All the vamp. newborns in book 3, Victoria, James, Laurent, Bella punching Jacob, Edward and Jacob fighting all the time, the whole prepare-for-death scene in book 4, attacking animals, Volturi VS Edward, Alice, Bella in book 2, etc. God, girl, if you want to read a real vampire book read The Immortal Rules and The Eternity Cure.
3.) And killing Bree? Heck, Jane’s ability is literally a torture ability! And they don’t do it for fun. They do it because they’re evil and because they’re willing to do anything to hurt those who oppose them and eradicate them, and because they’re able/willing to do anything to get what they want.
4.) Are you just… stupid or something? Negative IQ points? And how the hell dare you bring world wars into this. Those were horrible times in the history of the world, and the reason the USA didn’t get obliterated during that was because we were on the other fricking side of the globe. We wouldn’t even BE here if it weren’t for the British, so think about it sweetheart. Plus, the Brits are far superior to Americans in term of accent and awesomeness. They’ve been around for so long and have a fun history.
Sincerely signed,
your fellow American.
5.) … I really don’t know how to even respond to this stupidity. You can’t understand those puny, hardly there accents? Plus, they have cool accents. I had a British Social Studies teacher and a British English teacher and they both had quite heavy accents and I understood them fine. Clearly your IQ is even lower than expected.
6.) Uh, they’re SUPPOSED to be British with awesome accents. Dear GOD there is something wrong with you. Plus, those movies are astoundingly well done. I wanted to vomit after the first five minutes of Twilight because the movies were so INCORRECT! I read the books and had enjoyed them at the time, and the movies were just awful. Robert Pattenson has even said he preferred being Cedric to Edward. The movies for Twilight were so wrong when compared to the book.
7.) One, you get to imagine what they look like. Two, are you stupid? Sorry, I needed to ask again. Three, look in the mirror cupcake. Four, they’re not supposed to be models. They’re supposed to be kids — REAL children! Five, have you SEEN Emma Watson?
8.) What kind of sadistic f*cking moron sneaks into a teenage girl’s bedroom to watch her sleep FOR FUN?!??I WTF?! Ahem, my point. Plus, are you really kidding me? The Volturi were childish villains with no real backstory. They were there just to be evil with no real motivation. Voldemort has a story, a motive, and a personality. The only good thing about the Volturi was that Jamie Campbell Bower was casted as one of them, and he’s awesome because he played Jace Wayland in The Mortal Instruments.
9.) I-I just… I don’t even know if I should be mad at you or just facepalm that there is someone in humanity who had the nerve to type this…. or the stupidity, I’m not sure yet.
Jingle bella, Twilight smells,
Edward ran away,
Jacob died,
Bella cried,
POTTER ALL THE WAY!!
READ SOME OF THESE HARRY POTTER INSULTS, BITCH!!
I’m ever so sorry LizzieBella, but I just simply cannot read your pointless and INVALID rant about Harry Potter over the noise of OUR theme park, as it is distracting me!
What was that? You can’t stretch your stupid illiterate Twishit books to circle the entire Earth, like our Harry Potter books can. Twice to be exact!
Harry Potter is worse than Twilight because Ron says “Bloody Hell” and Molly Weasley called Bellatrix Lestrange a bitch?……….. But, Twilight has a sex scene in it.
Bellatrix Lestrange is independent and can survive without the love she wants from Lord Voldemort, unlike Bella Swan, who can’t last a minute without the sparkling fairy princess vampire fairycake, Edward.
Bella means ‘beautiful’… Oh, how original *note the sarcasm*. Bellatrix means ‘female worrier’, now THAT is original and, well, she’s just more badass than your ‘beautiful’ Bella.
Harry Potter taught us life lessons, e.g: war, love and friendship, good and evil, etc, etc, etc. What does Twishit teach us? OOO’ IT’S SOOOO IMPORTANT TO HAVE A BOYFIREND!!!!
Potterheads can carry on with these if they wish:)
Listen honey, I feel sort of bad for you. I know that you are apparently a MAJOR Twilight fan, and you want to prove to others that Twilight is better than HP. I get that. And I accept your opinion, no matter how much I *cough cough* hate Twilight. But next time you post something like this, get your facts straight and use some legit reasons. I mean, Americans are better than the British? What on Merlin’s pants is that supposed to mean?? So, really, I would love to hear your opinions. I’m genuinely curious about what Twilight fans think of HP. But, please, think before you post. You sort of set yourself up for all of this hate.
1. In this article or whatever you’d call it you swear a lot more than in the whole Harry Potter series. You censor “Bloody hell” and say “Bitch” is unacceptable but use the F-word over and over again.
2. I haven’t read the twilight books but in the movie adaption of Eclipse a heads are punched off. Oh, and you say the violence in Harry Potter is depressing, when Edward went away from Bella she attempted to go die in a hole. Bella is depressed and that’s depressing. And death IS natural.
3. Have you ever read the news?
4. World war II was won by and alliance between more many countries including both the UK and the USA, America just takes all credit and doesn’t admit that they they weren’t the only victors. American just thinks and acts like they are most advanced and the top country in the world because they want it to be that way. Americans are just selfish and think of other countries as Unimportant. And Britain has way better authors, for example: J.R.R Tolkien, C.S. Lewis and of course J.K. Rowling. The USA however has the worst author there is, Stephenie Meyer.
5. Some words are just different in British English and American English, that’s why they talk like this.
6. They got people with British accents for the movies because they take place in Britain. If you saying someone talks incorrectly you should learn to type correctly, grammar is almost equally important.
7. Beards are epic, especially big and long beards. And wearing clothes usually worn by the other gender does not change one’s sexuality and neither does age, old people have just as much right to love someone of the same gender as everyone else have.
8. You speak of The Volturi as i they are “real” villains but they’re fictional and are no more realistic than the Death Eaters. Plus, Voldemort mostly wanted to kill Harry but didn’t know where he was until shortly before he returned to Hogwarts and Dumbledore was alive during the fifth and sixth books and Dumbledore was the only wizard Voldemort was afraid of, so shortly after Dumbledore dies Harry leaves the school and doesn’t return until in the end of the school year so Voldemort had no reason to attack Hogwarts until then because Harry wasn’t there.
9. Harry Potter is British and that automatically makes it better.
So it’s rude to tell the truth? Well, that’s new.
Fuck you. Santa has a beard.
You need to just stop writing. The books mature as they go on and the characters get older so JKR adds in things that make it more realistic. Twilight has a happy ending and only the baddies die. Harry Potter fans have learnt that people do die whilst doing good and Twilight fans will have a big shock in the real world when someone good dies. British people are bad? Well One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Cher Lloyd, Adele, Ellie Goulding, Emeli Sande and loads more Brits have gone further than any Americans have. Another one of your reasons to hate is you can’t understand the people that created the launage you speak (#fail). The characters are ugly? Well Edward is supposed to look like he was from Heaven. Well he must have hit his far pretty hard when he fell down. Jacob looks like a shaved alpaca and don’t even get me started on Bella. Some of the people who have acted in Harry Potter have gone on to be models and Emma has been named one of the hottest people in the world. You’re calling Dumbledore creepy? Well Edward is 100 years old and watches teenage girls sleeping and Jacob falls in love with a child (yes, they are both illegal acts). Our villain doesn’t kill for fun he kills for power. That is what many leader do today. Twilight never had a theme park, a studio tour, books printed in loads of languages and a fandom that was so big it could tale over the world. So just do us all a favour and stop writing until you get your facts right
You are a complete and utter fucking moron for writing this. You say that British writing is bad, bit what about fucking shelock Holmes?? And moat movie directors are British too!! You say that hp’s villians are unrealistic, but at least we don’t have a fucking underground cult that wants to kill an uncoordinated girl!! The struggle in Harry Potter is about good vs. evil, not a bunch of dick versus other dicks. Continuing, Harry Potter’s characters are more realistic that a bunch of fucking hundred year old vampires that want to have sex with an ugly girl who has no acting skills!! Dumbledore helps Harry stay alive, which is more that what Edward did to his girlfriend!! And the fact that Dumbledore is gay is not a bad thing!! That just means that he us different. Big deal. But the way u say it is like it is the fucking plague!! At least he isn’t a hundred year old vampire that freaking sparkles in the sun having sex with a, what like, 17 year old?? As for the torture and violence, how about James breaking every bone in bellas body? Or that she freaking THREW HERSELF OFF A CLIFF??!! Back to British people, the writer of twilght is such a bad writer that she can’t even get a decent plot going!! She plain and simple sucks at writing. Read the hunger games or something and you will understand. Now onto violence, may I say the the battle in the last movie was violent!!?? They had a fucking fissure in the ground that they threw people into!! And the inappropriateness?? In twilight they went into depth about SEX. Need I say more?? So here I end my comment you blithering idiot. Learn how to read good books before you make fun of one of the best book series in the modern world. Oh yeah, fun fact. Harry Potter made 9x the amount of money in box office earnings that twilight did. So basically, f u.
So you bring up how American stuff is automatically better, but look at shows like Doctor Who and Sherlock. Also you say that Britain was on the Axis in WWII (fighting against us) but in reality, they were on the allies. We also trained troops there in preparation for the battle of Normandy. You bring up how Harry Potter swears TWICE! Do you know how many times they swear in Twilight? Anyway, you cannot make all books for all age groups. Twilight is for teenage girls while other books, like Give a Pig a Pancake is for small children. If all books were for everyone, there would not be any enjoyment. Basically what I am saying is that your arguments suck. Research and look into it a little more on BOTH sides and many I will give your opinion some credit, but as of now, it has none. Best of luck with that task.
You say that the british people do not “talk right.” Judging by the grammar, do you?
Also, they WORKED WITH US in WWII!
The bad people torture for fun- they’re evil. They are corrupt. They are unlikable- on purpose!
As HP people, we are nerds. We personally find Bella whiny. We pay attention to other things. We are different. You can like Twilight, it isn’t our problem. But take into consideration our opinions, and we might just do it to yours.
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
The language isn’t very bad at all. There is about five curses in the whole series, and each time they really mean something. Bitch, and bloody hell are not the worse things you could say, but they have impact in the story- particularly ‘not my daughter, you bitch’. Also, Ron says bloody hell more in the films, which aren’t the original works. All the language really means is ‘oh, no’ or a mild insult. By the time you are twelve, they know that bitch and bloody hell means. I won’t lie, I’m fourteen years old, and everyone at my school knows those words, and worse. It’s normal. The last Harry Potters are aimed to twelves and up- adults too. If you think ‘bloody hell’ is bad, either you are eight years old, or you need to grow up.
Besides, on WHAT EARTH is twilight appropriate for young kids, honestly?
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
That’s realistic. JKR is writing about a war. Good people die, but in the end, it has a happy ending. In the end, it’s not that depressing. Besides, none of the three main character die.
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
It’s not portrayed as good, but the ultimate sign of corruption and evilness. That sort of stuff happens in real life, you know- the books portray REAL LIFE! But it’s shown as terrible, evil, which is a lot better than, say, some videos games.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
Learn to spell. And, HOW does living in a powerful country, help someone write good literature. Okay, American people have better schools than say, some LEDC like, er, Ghana, but Britain? America is essentially Britain anyway, since you’re mostly British emigrants, but I won’t go into that. Britain is pretty much level with America. About education, since that’s the only point relevant in writing good books
Well, America has 7 of the top ten universities in the world, Britain the other three. BUT, America has a approximately 4.96 (yes, I did the maths, with a calculator, and used up-to-date google population stats, so I’m right there, okay?) bigger population, so you would expect it to have about five times as many top universities in the top ten. It only has 2 1/3 more top universities. So you could conclude, that, for number of uni, more of Britains are successful, and therefore Britian has a better education scheme.
Okay, so that is bullshit. Honestly, I haven’t a clue which has a better education scheme, but I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if it was Britain.
Anyway, JKR went to Edinburgh University, which was ranked 32nd best uni. Stephanie Meyer went to some place called Brigham Young University, which I have never heard of, and isn’t even on the list of best 200 universities. Therefore, JKR received a better education than Stephanie Meyer.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
It isn’t good for the American stereotype of being completely close-minded and unable to get any other culture to say this. And, you can’t work out what some British slang means from the context? EVEN AFTER SOME HAD BEEN ADJUSTED BY AN AMERICAN PUBLISHER??? Not the brightest, then…
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Wow. You think a British accent means you can’t talk right. I actually do take offence at that. Learn other accents, and never leave America.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
Who cares what they look like, it’s the books that matter, really?! Also, there is an amazing thing called personality. And old people can’t be gay? That is one of the most close-minded things I have EVER heard. Grow UP.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Ever heard of Hitler? If you put him in the pages of a book, he might seem unrealistic. But he isn’t. He was evil, and Voldemort is shown as being evil. He’s supposed to creepy and terrifying- though we do understand a bit why, he was an orphan.
As for, waiting for the end of the year, well, perhaps that is unrealistic, but it’s a story, for God’s sake! There needs to be some build up. There are a whole lot of things in Twilight that are unrealistic, anyway.
1. The only thing I can say is that you’re a hypocrite. You cursed a lot in your rant, so that makes it hypocritical. I started reading the books when I was eight, and I never swear except for the occasional use of the D word.
2. Yes, good guys die!! This is war! There are losses on both sides, and that makes it realistic. Death IS okay and it IS natural. “To an organized mind, death is but the next great adventure” after all. I do, the deaths make it a deep story.
3. Only the villains torture other people for fun! That’s kind of why The Golden Trio is fighting against them, dear. It doesn’t teach them it’s right, it teaches them it’s wrong.
4. Well, aren’t we racist!! We were allies in WW2!! We haven’t fought in about 200 years! Pay attention in History. I hope you know how much things could’ve changed. And Americans are not freaking perfect!! Some people make me sad to be an American…
5. READ THE AMERICAN VERSION, THAN!! They talk about British things because the story takes place in Britain and the author is Brittish. Honestly…
6. Yes, the movies are made by an American company, but the actors are British. The books take place in Britain, so yeah, they have accents! Get used to the fact that the world has accents! And anyway, who want’s to be normal? If everyone was normal, there would be no variety and that would be boring.
7. That makes no sense at all! Why do the characters being ‘ugly’ have to do with anything? And for one, Hermione is frizzy-haired, yes, but who cares! Luna is an awesome, unique person. Ron is not ugly, and even saying that gingers have no soul as a joke is really rude. And so what, Harry has glasses and a scar. I have a scar, quite a few actually. DON’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS! And, beards and mustaches are creepy. Yeah, that makes total sense! And it’s not a dress, it’s a robe! Like a bath robe and the robes they wore in Biblical times. And why aren’t old people supposed to be gay?! My aunts are lesbian, and they’re quite old! I’d thank you to not be someone who doesn’t judge people by age. What happens if a young, gay couple grow old. They suddenly become straight? Yeah, that makes sense.
8. Um, if you look at history, there are a lot of people like that. It’s horrible, I know, but it’s life. Just look up Adolf Hitler or ‘sadistic serial killers,’ then, you’ll understand. I get the “considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot” part, because I believe it’s unrealistic, too. But it’s just the way the story goes. So what if they wear cloaks? It doesn’t freaking matter!
“Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding inner strength and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.”
Stephen king
I normally wouldn’t comment on something like this simply, because I think fandom arguing is stupid and most people who do this kinda thing are ignorant, and don’t deserve my time. This is also really old and you have a bunch of comments already Yet, for some reason I feel I must comment, so congratulations you got the reaction you wanted. First, I was reading and was almost positive that this had to be a parody, because no one could possibly be that dumb to put something like this on the internet. Then I thought of my classmates and realized that actually there are people dumb enough to put this kinda crap on the internet and that for this comment I would treat it like it was actually real. first I would like to help with your spelling, when criticizing anything, please use spell check or you just seem dumb. I’m sure someone has helped you with this already, but I just felt the need to point this out. Second, I would like to tell you that it is very ignorant of you to assume American stuff is just better because it’s American. Your the reason why people hate Americans, so if your going to be a bigot, (unsure if this is the proper word for this, but will use it for the lack of time and lack of a better word) please do so behind closed doors and do not embarrass Americans anymore with that kinda of talk on the internet. Third let’s talk about swearing and how yes children read this book and swearing is not good, but Twilight has a sex scene. There is also people trying to force her to have an abortion in part of the fourth book, Jacob imprints on Bella’s daughter (which is creepy), and Jasper used to be a trained killer. Crap, happens in books, but the thing is both of these are young adults books so they can put them in if the author so pleases. Now let’s talk about your point on death, I repeat Jasper was a trained killer, also Victoria, Laurent, and James die. Next your point on torture, both these people die in the end so I don’t think that really encourages it. Your point on how old people can’t be gay, is stupid. It’s also prejudice. It’s also ignorant. It also makes no sense. I can prove this using simple logic. FACT: All humans age. FACT: Gays are human. Therefore, all gays age. This means that there are old gay people. Now, finally on your point about how the characters are ugly. That’s shallow, stupid, and a matter of opinion. I assure that there are a lot of people who think the Twilight characters are just as unattractive. Thank you for your time.
God, I can’t believe you just said that Harry Potter sucks! Harry Potter is the best series of books/movies EVER! Unlike Twilight of course! Here are a few reasons why:
1.Did you know that the most successful Harry Potter movie, “Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban” made more the the MOST successful twilight movie? It made 90 million dollars more!
2. When Bella’s love left her she killed herself. When Hermiones love left her, she kept on helping Harry finding the key to destroying the most powerful wizard in the world.
3. There were 4 Twilight movies and EIGHT Harry Potter ones.
4. Harry Potter was actually famous BEFORE the movies, whereas Twilight is famous BECAUSE OF the movies. They made the Harry Potter movies because HP was famous; they made the Twilight movies to get Twilight famous.
5.Harry Potter has way better special effects
THERE ARE 1000000 MORE REASONS
TWILIGHT SUCKS
HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST
This just makes me mad. I love Harry Potter! Too much swearing? A couple words here and there aren’t that bad! Depressing deaths? Death is part of life, sweetheart! Torture? Ha! You do get that Harry Potter is trying to STOP THE TORTURING, right? And reason 4? Wow. Just because it’s American doesn’t make it any better quality! It’s confusing? Maybe to you, but I’m American and I understand the book perfectly fine. Maybe it’s just to complex for you to understand. Oh and reason 6: The movies have nothing to do with the quality of the books themselves. The characters are ugly? That’s your own opinion. I think Hermione is quite beautiful. The villains are unrealistic? Coming from someone who likes to read about vampires.
You should at least think before you write, sweetie.
ahahahahahahahahhahahaa i just read it out loud with a “valley girl” (or preppy, or strawberry, whatever you call it) voice, and i almost die laughing , really thanks to whoever posted this, your stupidity just made my day XDDD
Point 1-
Bloody hell is not swearing. In fact the publishers had Rowling edit the book because of the original swearing that she put in it. She changed it to bloody hell because that is not considered swearing. Also if there are kids reading this then they are old enough to be reading ‘swearwords’ because they are allowed to read about torture and murder.
Point 2-
DEATH IS NATURAL! Everybody dies at the end of their lives. If the good characters didn’t die then there would be no emotion. You know that if the writer cannot write a death scene or the emotion that a main character feels about a person that has died that was close to them then every book in the series is going to be the same. For example, Every twilight book has the same plot: Bella causes problems for the Cullen’s and then it all gets sorted with little to no fighting or actual arguments.
Point 3-
It is teaching people that being evil and torturing people is wrong actually. If it was teaching them that it was right then Voldemort would have won, not Harry and the light side. Also, having read darker books, this is hardly torture and you never actually read the scenes that could be classed as such in detail.
Point 4-
To start off, please do not insult my home country when you have probably never even set foot in it. Also, i have never heard of America being the top country in the world. I would also like to point out that England did not fight America, we were allies in WW2.
Point 5-
The part about the slang is completely mute unless you bought an English version (which makes you an idiot) because a lot of terms were changed into the American slang version.
Point 6-
They are talking right, however it is a British publication. Which means that it is going to be British actors. If you couldn’t read the book without a dictionary, why did you try to watch the movie?
Point 7-
Firstly Hermione is meant to be the loveable ‘dork’ with frizzy hair. Luna was meant to be strange with her won style. You cannot say that it is wrong for an old person to be gay and then say no offense to gays. What do you think they don’t age? or that they suddenly become straight as they get older?
Also it is not a DRESS it is a ROBE! If you’d read the books and watched the movies you’d know that.
Point 8-
A real villain kills and tortures people for fun! It means that they are EVIL and have NO MORALS. Also the Volturi aren’t even the real villains, that’s James, Laurent and Victoria. Voldemort doesn’t wait till the end of the year, it happens throughout the year. Also the main action is at the end because Voldemort can’t get to Harry because of the wards. The Volturi however wait until all the action is over before sweeping in. There isn’t even a real fight scene that the Volturi participate in. The first book its James and the Cullen’s that fight. The second book is because Eddy wants to kill himself and even then the Volturi wont kill him. The third book is Victoria and her little minions that fight the wolf pack and the Cullen’s before the Volturi sweep in to see the damage. And the final book is a vision that MIGHT happen, until they sort it all out be talking. At least they fight in Harry Potter and its plot isn’t a love triangle!
You know what? I am going to prove why each of your 7 points hold no sustenance.
1. Okay, first off, I don’t know how old you are, but I’m only THIRTEEN, and I’ve accepted that swearing will always be a part of life, and I’m only upsetting myself by getting freaked out about it. Plus you define what’s a bad word, and what’s a good word. I mean when we were little we were told Stupid is a bad word, but now we use it all the time. So if someone calls you a pickle head, you’d probably roll your eyes and wonder why there’re being so childish, but-with the same amount of malice- they call you a b*tch (did that for your sake) you’d be totally offended, yet the person saying them meant the same thing. If you look F#ck up in the dictionary you aren’t going to see a little note under how you pronounce it saying “This word is a bad word.” Just like people don’t walk around with cards saying “I’m a bad person.” It’s what a person does, and how a word is used that makes them bad. You wouldn’t of cared if Molly Weasely said “You Crumpnugget!” To Belatrix. So calm your pants.
2. Okay, the whole violence thing? I would like to point out that Twilight is a book about human impersonators eating actual humans. Doesn’t that sound a bit violent too? Plus the fact that Edward sparkles MAKES ME VIOLENT! And violence is something we need to accept and deal with. I mean if we had another Holocaust like thing, we don’t want our children cowering in corners because they’ve never realized violence even existed.
3. Reading Twilight is torture. You’re not arguing that people shouldn’t read Twilight because it makes their eyes bleed, and brains explode. (In fact, I’m convinced that must be what happened to yours.) People get tortured, and they did all throughout history, and it’s better that children learn the effects and damages in a book. Kids need to know that torture can come in all forms, for example bullying. I personally think that Harry Potter did a great job of showing kids how torturing other people, or bullying, has great impacts. If we push the subject aside people will never realize that when you’re mean, or cruel, or hurt someone else, that there are repercussions for that person, ones that they might hold onto for the rest of their lives.
4. We actually allied with Britain during world war II. (Sad fact: I knew that when I was 6. I’m not even kidding.) And fun fact, did you know that Harry Potter was actually based off of World War II. Another fun fact, at the Peak of Britian’s rein it controlled more than a third of the world. So yeah, talking Historically Britian is way cooler than America. And then today, America is not really the leader of technology anymore, the only reason we’re powerful is because we’ve got nuclear bombs hidden in our basement and we threaten EVERYONE about it. Also because we’ve got a huge army- but wait! That’s violence and your completely opposed to violence, so in your eyes America is a pretty crappy.
5. Ha Ha. You just sweared. “Oh em gee! There could be kids reading this!!!” I would like to point out that British people think the exact same thing when they read american books. So stop acting like a spoilt brat, because if you had any kind of smarts you’d be able to use context clue to find out what they’re saying. It’s not hard to tell that a Jumper is a sweater when they’re pulling them over their heads and Mrs. Weasleys knitting them. Like seriously? What did you think a Jumper was? A Cat?
6. The book was written by a British Person. That’s why all the people speak in British accents. It’s not that hard to tell. And I think you need a hearing aid, because anyone who’s ever left the comfort of their home, and talked to a few people, can understand what they’re saying. So either your deaf, or you honestly have never talked to people before. And also when you say they should have used normal people for the film- do you mean people like you?
7. Not everyone in the world is pretty, for example, I am not. I am an average looking teenage girl. So when I read about people who have faults in their appearances, I feel like I can relate, because hey, Chlorine has killed my hair, so my hair’s kind of bushy too! And oh! I’ve got this really weird scar on my foot from when I dropped a knife on it. I don’t feel like because they’ve mentioned that Edward is hot, and Bella’s constantly in situations that prove she’s beautiful, pretty much every other chapter, because then I feel like I’m ugly. Because my hair is bushy and copper, and my skin is tan, and I’m to tall and I have awkward shoulders because I swim. I feel like I’m different because everyone else is perfect. I don’t look for flaw on the outsides of people, because they don’t matter. Maybe you should stop reading Twilight over and over again, and go for a walk. Then you’ll see normal people, and maybe you’ll see them for more than what they look like.
7. Voldemort is *cringes teeth* unrealistic? Well tell that to your fucking sparkling Vampire that drinks from animals, not people because he’s a self loathing *cringes again* good guy. IT’S CALLED FICTION! But I would also like to point out that as much as I would love to say that it’s fiction, and that no one has ever done as horrible things as Voldemort, I can’t.
Hitler. HITLER! HITLER! HITLER!
Over 11 million people died in the Holocaust. Hitler attempted to eradicate Jewish people. He killed over 30 percent of the Jewish people in Europe and Poland had 90% of it’s population of Jews killed. Even now, 60 years later, the Jewish Population hasn’t recovered.
So it is realistic.
Also, I’m trying to be mean. I don’t think you’re stupid, I think you’re just misled, but it’s my opinion, and that’s yours. So we can chill, and agree to disagree. I don’t hate you, and I hope you don’t hate me. This is just me refuting your points, and expressing my beliefs. I meant no malice towards you.
#8: Oh, I don’t know… HITLER?
Oh dahling, I must say, I laughed and laughed and laughed because everyone thinks you are serious when I know and you know that you are just Sirius… ❤ ❤
Who the motherfucker written this article?
Twilight is biggest pile of shit after lord of the rings and what is relation in country of authors?In fact all Americans all British who go there in 15th century.lol
Who the motherfucker written this article?
Twilight is biggest pile of shit after lord of the rings and what is relation in country of authors?In fact all Americans are British who go there in 15th century.lol
It really makes me sad that so many people fed the very obvious troll. Obvious troll is freaking OBVIOUS!!!!!!
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Well let’s start with the way you where being rude to GREAT Britain and where your facts and logic was wrong.
You said that America was Better then Britain, that is your opinion not fact. I am guessing that you are American and you said that the British fought against America in the 2nd world war. Britain fought against Germany and America came to help us in 1941 the war was from 1939-1945. And America is not as good as you described it America has done many terrible things in history.
You Have also said that the charters are ugly. Do Looks matter?. Would you raver marry a abusive good looking man or a ugly but kind and nice man? Looks do not matter!!
The reason why J.K.Rowling made Dumbeldore a homosexual is because she is teaching kids from a young age that it is okay to be gay. Some People Are Gay Get Over It!
Fun fact: the actor who played dumbledore for the 3rd , 4th , 5th , 6th ,7th and 8th films also played Gandalff in the lord of the rings and voiced Mr crabs in sponge Bob.
Not all villains are the same its what makes them stand out.
That is all people may add more to this
Ohmygosh thit is so true!!!!1!! I used to thinjk harry potter was better but now you havf confinced me to be a twi-hard instead!!! Harry ooter should not be suitible for kids it has deaf, porn and sweareng!
You are soooooooooooooooooo stupid.
1- If you had done some research you would have known that Molly lost one of her sons, do you really think that she would like to lose another? If I was is her situatioh I would act as her and protect my family.
2- Violence? Twilight has violence and SEX, so what´s your problem with the violence in Harry Potter while in Twilight vampires kill themselves?
3- Voldemort is a evil guy who doesn´t feel nothing when he kills someone and Bellatrix is willing to do her master´s commands. If Harry Potter talks about torture then the school manuals here at Portugal also means torture, when we study WWII.
4- What´s your problem with the United Kingdom? If it wasn´t the United Kingdom the USA wouldn´t exist.
5- I´ve read the Harry Potter books and even if it was in english I WOULD UNDERSTAND!!!!!
6- What is Bella but a girl who thinks nothing about sex and being with Edward. And she does everything that he tells her to do.
7- The movies are crap? Write all the movies of Harry Potter in IMDB and see the ranking of them then compare it with Twilight films.
YOU ARE A RACIST.
Try Hard 2: Try Harder…Oh my god how stupid can you get. Let’s go one by one now shall we.
1) There is no heavy swearing in twilight…. But still, there is the occasional dam* or sh*t. Rosalie says Jack*ss a few times. There’s H*ll too. Molly calls Bellatrix a Bi*ch because she was trying to kill her daughter.
2) It’s too “violent”?? Okay so ripping off the arms, legs and heads of the “Blood-sucking” Vampires and putting them on fire is not? The deaths of those characters are important for the story. Eclipse has more violence than all the seven HP books put together.
3) Voldemort and Bellatrix torture people because they are bad guys. The story never tells us that it is okay to torture. It tells us the exact opposite. It tells us that “Love” is the strongest magic of all. “True Love”, not “Blood-sucking pale guy stalks girl outside window because of a lust for her blood” kinda love.
4, 5) It’s “British”?? You friggin numbskull you hate it because it’s British?? Oh my god, how dumber can you get? I’m jus gonna ignore these two points.
6, 7) The movies are way better than the Twilight series. “Vampires suck” is way better than Twilight series. And the actors are good-looking, maybe not as much as the Twilight actors… But they are way better actors than any one of the Twilight actors. I mean… K.Stew has only one expression. Rob Pattinson has that constipated look all the time. He was way better as Cedric Diggory. Twilight ruined him. And Emma Watson looks way better than Kristen Stewart.
Okay…. Dumbledore’s creepy?? Guys with beard are creepy?? Old men aren’t supposed to be gay?? That’s about the sorriest piece of crap I’ve ever heard in my life… He’s a wizard… He wears cloaks…Alistair I twilight has a beard…. Oh right…. He’s a vampire… so he’s supposed to be freakishly good looking so we can ignore the beard….Dumbledore is one of the most awesome character ever….
8) Unrealistic villain???? Voldemort?? Are you crazy…He’s way more badass and awesome than the entire volturi put together… He doesn’t torture people for fun….He does it to get what he wants… That’s what villains do…He waited for the last year because he couldn’t touch Harry until he was seventeen you numbskull….Twilight has way more flaws than any book I’ve read so far…And believe me…. I read a lot…There’s one last thing I have to say….
Stephanie Meyer said she got the idea of Twilight in a dream… Dumbledore says “It does no good to dwell on dreams”.. Now “there’s” more truth than your stupid HP rant…. J.K. Rowling took years to make something that is billion times bigger than your sparkling vampire crap…. Get your facts right kid….Might I jus end this with http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmvjk52IY1r0q7lwo1_500.jpg
Well, I am going to ignore your abysmal taste of literature and pathetic language and grammar. So picking out the points that you have mentioned one by one:
1. “Too much swearing”? Bitch please! Almost all books have swearing these days. Hell! Stephen King, a.k.a one of the best horror novelists, swears like a sailor(sometimes) in his books. Harry Potter is children’s literature (I haven’t read the adult version), and the language(swearing) in it is quite ok for children that age. The only words are bloody hell and bitch(just once). I don’t see why it should bother you, since I notice that you have used “fuck” in your stupid rant 3 times. I started reading Harry Potter when I was around 10 years old and I didn’t have a problem with it then. Not to mention the fact that kids these days have a much wider vocabulary of swear words than most adults do. So calm the fuck down. And it’s not like Twilight does not have any swearing in it! Damn, Shit and hell are quite frequently used.
2. Violent? Did you really say violent? Your pretty sparkling fags DRINK BLOOD!! And the more fierce and wild ones like James and Victoria and all actually tear out humans’ throats. I suppose that is ‘elegant’ violence or something? Bullshit!
“that teaches people that death is ok and natural”? I suppose you would like to teach your kids that death is so not ok and unnatural, and when you hit the bucket, they would be traumatized and confused about why everything is going different from how their (stupid) mommy taught them.
Yes some of the good guys die. And it IS sad. BUT JKR shows us that everything is not perfect. People have to make sacrifices “for the greater good”. No body lives forever (unless he is a sparkly arrogant toe-rag). Unlike Twilight, where all the good guys live happily ever after in a disgustingly unbelievable, too-good-to-be-true ending, Some of the HP characters die. The ending is not perfect, but it is still happy. But atleast all the bad guys are dead. In Twilight, the Cullens were such cowards that they decided not to even fight the Volturi and let them go on with their killing and rampage.
3. The people who torture other people, are BAD GUYS! Get it into your retarded head! They are supposed to enjoy bad stuff. Bellatrix is pretty much a maniac and Voldemort is all about power. They don’t want anyone to stand in their way. Does the name ‘Hitler’ ring a bell? People like that exist. JKR makes her book realistic instead of putting in happy-smappy bullshit that she dreamed up on paper.
Dark? The book has a lot of happy moments. Bill and Fleur’s wedding for example, which actually shows how a wedding is supposed to be instead of ‘Oh wow he looks so hot up there I just wanna fuck him now!’
4. You just offended one of the most powerful nations in Europe with that comment honey. I’m Australian, but that doesn’t make me talk trash about British or even Americans. AND TO THE PEOPLE ABOVE WHO ARE ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER BRITISH OR AMERICANS ARE BETTER: PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL THIS WAS ALL STARTED FROM ONE STUPID GIRL, WHO THOUGHT IT IS FUN TO DISCRIMINATE AGAINST BRITISH. DO NOT FIGHT AMONG YOURSELVES AND SINK TO HER LEVEL. AMERICANS AND BRITISH ARE WONDERFUL. ALL PEOPLE ARE. JUST BECAUSE ONE AMERICAN IS A NUMBSKULL DOESN’T MAKE ALL OF THEM LIKE THAT.
Oh and to the author. Are you a one direction fan? Just a hunch, that you are. If you are, then you should check out their nationalities. Just hinting.
5,6. It doesn’t surprise me that you would need a dictionary, seeing as your English is pathetic. I suggest that you start all over from kindergarten. Get educated. Their accents is who they are. Maybe you didn’t know, but they are BRITISH. They have BRITISH ACCENTS. JUST LIKE I WOULD HAVE AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT. And just so you know, lots of girls LOVE BRITISH ACCENTS. Again, I did not have trouble understanding them , so it just proves that your head is too thick.
7. Ema Watson is an angel come to Earth and Kristen Stewart is an expressionless average looking girl. Hell, my front door looks more welcoming than Bella(when she looks at Edward). You see.. Twilight just gives girls impressions that everyone is supposed to look hot and perfect and they made a movie with a bunch of hot guys in it. The only good thing that came out of Twilight was the movie Vampire’s Suck! But HP tells everyone to be who they are and enjoy it. Hermionie is a frizzy haired girl but shes 100 times worth Bella.
Maybe its about time you learn that looks do not matter
Gawd I hope you get married to a ginger with a beard.
Again, discrimination against ginger. You are such a bitch, that I understand why some mothers drown their babies. And am surprised your mom did not.
And Harry’s scar…..is THE most important thing about him. The movie would suck if they had left it out.
Why cant old people be gay? Is that not their right? And I wonder how you would react if your dad or future husband decides to get a beard xD
8. Again… “HITLER” He killed Jews off because he did not like them. What does the volturi do? Walk around drinking blood off unsuspecting females and supposedly making sure vampires are not found by the human community? Not to mention adding powerful vampires to their little collection and ready to kill off anyone who would try to stop them? LAME!
LORD VOLDEMORT is one of the BEST villains. And those people wear cloaks because they are WIZARDS!
Harry Potter is better than Twilight and you know what? I think you used to be a Potterhead and then turned into a Twitard on seeing some random hot guys all piled into one shit mess of a book.
I, for one think you need some strong shocking spells at St. Mungo’s.
And if you write part two, (Which I will be keeping an eye out for) I think you are going to get slaughtered here honey. So do us a favor, shut your trap and don’t leave your room.
Oh and just so you know, TWILIGHT COPIED HP!!
(A guy with second name Black who shape-shifts into a canine(animagus) and loves motorbikes)
Atleast S.Meyer should get some imagination instead of writing down some weird dream filled with beastiality and necrophilia.
Bloody Hell that was an epic fail.Twilight does fucking suck its a vampire movie you bruv.Im American and I can understand the Britain slangs,if you don’t like Harry Potter,it won’t kill us,but shut the hell up you mudblood and let us Potterheads enjoy our series.Keep your opinions to yourself you sivlly little girl or I’ll share even more of ny opinions .Take this as your Hogwarts letter itch!
Do I need to dump a bunch of dictionaries on your head because you spelt so many things wrong and also I was going to comment more but since you have so many comments about how an idiot you are for even trying to come up with reasons why Twilight is better then Harry potter? because all those frickin reasons are not valid and they suck!!!! so next time you want to do a blog about how Twilight is better then Harry Potter come up with actual good points!! and your such a Hypocrite because you said “1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!” and then you have swore in like your rant so it contradicts what you said so SHUT UP!!!
You realize that the main character in Twilight (Edward Cullen) is Robert Pattinson. He is British, and was in Harry Potter. He too would have a “funny accent”.
DIE. BITCH. DIE. Sorry but are you aware that it was J.K.Rowling who earned £1 billion from harry potter whereas Stephanie Meyer only earned a mere couple of million in comparison? In many different ways, we British are more successful than the Americans and -unless you’re stupid which is highly likely right now- it’s the British who are more valuable since we own one of the 7 wonders of the world (Stonehenge) whereas America doesn’t and our currency is double yours. So please explain, which one is more important? And you obviously didn’t get any GCSE’s since you can’t even re-tell WW2 right! It’s really pathetic how you judge without understanding, I could bet my life that you’ve never even been to Britain! To judge without knowing first are the signs of obnoxious people who have got nothing better to do with their life other than complain about a book. How very sad. I suggest you get out more and get yourself a job.
Are you an Idiot. the characters are ugly. If that is a valid point to call a series bad then twilight is disqualified. And FYI Rob Patterson played in Harry Potter. And for the bad words thing you used bad words in your review so excuse me. AND THE Volturi AS A REAL VILLIAN. THEY DO NOTHING IN THE FIRST BOOK. WE DONT EVEN KNOW THEY EXIST. THE ACTING IN TWILIGHT WAS WOW. MY 7TH GRADE PLAY HAD BETTER ACTING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT A BETTER SCRIPT TOO. AND AMERICA IS BETTER THEN BRITAN. AND FOUGHT AGAINST US IN WW2. HONEY YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO THE BRAIN STORE AND GET ANOTHER ONE. AND THE ACTRS HAVE THE ACCENTS BECAUSE J.K ROWLING IS PROUD OF HER COUNTRY AND ONLY WANTED BRITISH ACTORS. AND THE DEATH EATERS HAVE BAD HAIR.
I CANT EVEN……. JUST STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND JUST STOP OKAY
AND WE ARE RUDE IF YOU CAN FIND AN ARTICLE AS INSULTING AS THIS THAN FINE
BUT YOU WILL NOT
OMG!!!! What kind of person are you?! I’M 12 AND I KNOW A LOT ABOUT HP!!! You are being a racist saying that the BRITISH fought AGAINST US?! THEY WERE OUR ALLIES AND WE WON!!! You don’t even know your history…..!!! People aren’t perfect unlike “Bella”. And they are not ugly! How could you say that?! Luna is a very strange girl but that is just her! 😡 Luna is actually one of my fav characters and you dare say something like that about her! We Potterheads will get you for this! And I’m sure that Harry Potter books had sold much more books than Twilight. You are the most racist person in the world!!! And British people have ACCENTS! If you haven’t learned that then I am 100% sure that you are an idiot.
HOW DARE YOU INSULT HARRY POTTER LIKE THIS!!! Harry Potter is so awesome, why do you think it is doing so much better than Twilight? The Harry Potter film franchise is the HIGHEST GROSSING FILM FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME. THE EIGHT FILMS RELEASED GROSSING OVER 7.7 BILLION DOLLARS WORLDWIDE. And Twilight? The highest they made was 142.8 million. You have got to be kidding me. You think Twilight is better than Harry Potter?
You’re also a complete hypocrite, you freaked out when Ron said bloody hell and then you go around using the f-word whenever you like! I mean, honestly.
Also, Hermione is beautiful. Seriously. A world famous quidditch player(AKA Viktor Krum) asked her to the YULE BALL, and you think she’s ugly?
Did you seriously just say :Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better.” HOW IS THAT EVEN LOGICAL?! Who gives you the right to say whether Americans or British people are better than each other? There are good and bad people in every culture.
As for your death complaint, every Potterhead OF COURSE is devastated when characters die. But if everyone lived, it wouldn’t be life. JK Rowling didn’t just write a fantasy worldwide bestseller, she created a world. Harry Potter teaches you so many things about life. Don’t you ever think that kids who read Harry Potter might have lost a relative? And that they can empathize with characters?
It is horrible that Voldemort and Bellatrix love to torture people, but THEY’RE EVIIL. They’re MEANT for people to hate them. A good author make readers feel emotions while reading.
I am so angry about this article, and I can’t believe you would do something as atrocious as this.
WHAT IN THE WORLD?! This is the worst article ever. I mean, Twilight is about some stupid sparkling vampires, with no point at all. Harry Potter, on the other hand, ARE THE BEST BOOKS IN EXISTENCE. Harry Potter has changed lives. It is the true ultimate achievement in literature. And you hate England when Robert Pattinson is English? I love England, by the way, and I am American. Can you even spell? You misspelled half the words in there.
HARRY POTTER IS THE BEST
You have GOT. To be kidding me.HP ITS THE BEST. The reason it’s British is because JK Rowling is British the accents in the movie aren’t hard to understand.
there are sO many things i would like to say to you right now but i will refrain.
but i guess i do agree with you on one point- this thing with potterheads acting like they’re better than twihards is rude, because different people have different preferences, if you get what i mean. (although i myself am a huge potterhead)
other than that, though… the points you made can all be easily countered.
Did anybody catch the Harry Potter “reference” in No. 6? ‘siriusly’….I thought it was funny how an antiHP person unknowingly made that.
You’re so dumb. At least like fuckin’ spell check that shit.
i’m literally gonna comment on each point of this girls debate.
1. everyone swears. GET OVER IT, and the book is not just for kids its also for adults.
2. “it teaches that death is ok and natural” guess what, DEATH IS NATURAL, AND IT IT OK. your gonna die i’m gonna die everyone is gonna die. so i guess u could say that Twilight is UNREALISTIC. harry potter teaches us that death is but the next great adventure. oh and good people die too ok. twilight is really unrealistic. and one more question how on earth r u gonna make it through life honey, i mean seriously with your attitude. oh and the part about death being depressing, dude bella jumped frickin jumped off a cliff cuz her boyfriend left. that’s depressing.
3. that too is realistic, people kill each other every day, ever heard about serial killers? and plus it teaches us how wrong it is to kill, u know how u make a horcrux, its by doing something so evil that it rips your soul apart, ie murder.
4. i really wanna frickin rip your head off at this point and question how on earth is that valid.
5. educate yourself
6. again i repeat frickin educate yourself and these r not points.
7. oh and i suppose your frickin flawless.
8. yes and Vampires like the voltiri who sparkle are really realistic.
u know i feel sorry for u cuz apperantly a dead corps has more prain cells than u. ps i threw u 50 times while reading this.
You know what? I’m not even gonna bother saying anything offensive back to you kid. It’s clear that in the comments below, everyone disagrees with you. You’ve just turned yourself into a huge laughing stock! I’m still laughing at you after 10 minutes. Please learn how to spell right and get your historical facts straight.
1 Best expletive that sex in a book that any child can buy. BLODDY HELL !!! And do not mess with my favorite saga BITCH !!
2 Vampires throwing blood on everyone and burning their same species in a painful way is cool?
3 This is prejudice against the British, their culture is very rich … While Americans is basically Burger, hollywood, hunger for power and dominance in the Latin American lands … And one should speak North America, not America so you are referring to the Central and South Americas and also here in Brazil people love Harry Potter and so do not refer to America but North America !!! And here in Brazil we have a saying that says: SE NÃO GOSTA NÃO JULGUE!!!! E CUIDE DA SUA VIDA SOU SAPATA RIDÍCULA FÃ DA FADA SININHO!!!
4.I read the HP books and found nothing confusing …
5 The same as above item
6 The Harry Potter films have been nominated 11 times for an Academy Award and actors are considered versatile and very talented … I honestly think their accent very beautiful and right, since when the pronunciation of “better” is “Berer,” not makes sense! (no offense) … Dan Radcliffe and Rupert Grint are very beautiful and Emma Watson is super well dressed, beautiful and sexy.
7 Voldemort took the form of a snake by black magic and it was a way to represent the prejudice, the Holocaust and Hitler! Real werewolves do not strip the blouse to turn and have pity on others !!! Real werewolf is LUPIN!
PS: Since when vampire sparkles in the sun and a newly created vampire is stronger than a veteran ?! Do not forget that Robert Pattinson attended the fourth film of HP and said he would rather play Cedric Diggory than Edward Cullen … If the British do things poorly made why the largest series of duration in the world is british and is 50 years in air … is she well made and overall sense ?! The greatest literary classics are British! And HP helps children not prejudice while committing Twilight teaches how to kiss your boyfriend and throw off a cliff just because her boyfriend broke up with her.!!!!!
1, a lot of people swear. that even isnt a really bad swear either. so get over yourself.
2, It too VIOLENT? Have you even read twilight? Remember in the third book Eclipse, (Yes ive read them. I dont like them though) When edward rips off Victorias head? Cuz of course that doesnt count as violence. (Sarcasm noted?)
3. torture? Remember in the first book of twilight, when james tortured bella by stomping on her leg and braking it, and was GOING TO TAKE A VIDEO OF IT TO SHOW EDWARD? THAT IS JUST WRONG.
4, What do you have against brits? You are obviously stupid if you cant understand what they say. Oh yeah, and you cant just go and say US is the best.
5, again with the stupid thing, it isnt confusing. You would understand if you had an average size brain.
6, the movie is crap? Tell that to everyone who liked it. ALLLLL those potterheads. Good luck.
7, you REALLY need to get over yourself. The characters may be ugly in your blurry eyesight, but really? YOU THINK LUNA IS FUCKING UGLY? She is adorable. Hermione isnt a dork. Dumbledore wears a robe, normal for wizards. You wouldnt understand because your obviously a muggle. and EXCUSE ME, what is wrong with being GAY when your also OLD?!?!?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! and who told you beards and mustaches were creepy?
8, unrealistic? WELL IM SORRY. and twilight ISNT unrealistic? EXCUSE ME THE VAMPIRES SPARKLE. the vampires are unrealistic. would mother nature make a species that is completely unstoppable? They have like NO weaknesses, everthing has a weakness. Otherwise things would go wrong.
SO yes, get over yourself. you are obviously just a rude muggle who doesnt understand. (BTW the only reason I didnt swear in this was because you would get mad at me for swearing! oh no, poor baby.)
I’ve just realized I haven’t finished ranting yet.
OKAY, so 1, Stephanie Meyer is basically saying its okay to marry somebody over 100 if they look young. NO, you cannot date someone older because they look old, IT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE OLD.
First, FUCKING GET OVER YOURSELF.
second, IM GLAD I DONT KNOW YOU. IM GLAD YOU SO OBVIOUSLY LIVE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET THAN US.
My God. I am not a die-hard Potterhead, nor a Twihard, but there are obvious problems with this article. You are free to not like Twilight, but here you make incredibly hurtful racist comments. Please, please, if you want to make blogs like this, keep it to the subject of the book. Do not, for Pete’s sake, bring in: cultural differences, ethnic differences, and lifestyle differences. If you do not like Harry Potter, that is OK. However, you are not allowed to make comments about other cultures or ideas.
This is going to be a long retort to each of your reasons in the same order as your idiotic reasons. Enjoy my fellow Potterheads.
1. First off in one of the Twilight book/movies Bella and Edward had SEX, THAT’S really unexceptable for young children to read/watch. Also since when has bloody been a curse word? Hell? That’s just a place some people believe in. Bitch? Dude that’s just a female dog, besides Belatrix deserved to be cursed at. Also Twilight teaches kids that guys creeping into girls rooms at night to watch them sleep is okay- that’s NOT sweet, that’s called STALKING and people get sent to JAIL for that.
2. Child, I don’t know where you’ve been living at but most good books/movies/TV shows nowadays have good characters dying all the time. Also look at REAL LIFE, J.K. Rowling makes it so you can sympathize with the characters, a lot of people in REAL life have had to deal with someone the know and love dying, GET OUT OF YOUR SPARKLING FAIRY PRINCESS WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING IS PERFECT AND SEE THE REAL WORLD!!!
3. Well, duh, it’s wrong, idiot, but only the BAD GUYS torture people, and that’s also something that happens in REAL LIFE, BAD people torture people and animals all the time, I think J.K. Rowling puts this in her books to tell children that it’s not okay to use torture. Wheras the author of Twilight aims for the fact that Bella can’t live without her dam Boyfriend.
4. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! BRITISH STUFF IS FREAKING AMAZING!!!! BRITAN IS THE ONLY COUNTRY (that I’m aware of) THAT HAS A SUPERHERO THAT DOESN’T HAVE WEAPONS YET CAN STILL BE BOSS AND SAVE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!!!! Also, half the stuff I read/watch is British! Also that’s very stereotypical to assume that American stuff is automatically better then everything else. Let me know when you find an American superhero that is as old and as famous as the Doctor and doesn’t own weapons/superpowers. And dude, in World War Two we were fighting WITH Britan! So dude stop writing crap about Twilight and read some dam history!
5. Comfusing? COMFUSING? THAT’S NOT A WORD! Please learn to SPELL. Once again you are stereotyping british stuff by saying that British stuff is coNfusing. (Notice the N) Dude earlier you were giving crap about curse words and there you go using the F word, one of the few curse words that acutally bothers me. Also I understood pretty much EVERYTHING when I read the Harry Potter Books the first time through(and I still do) AND I WAS SEVEN/EIGHT WHEN I READ THE BOOKS! Enough said.
6. Dude, it was made in britan, with british actors, they have god dam british accents! Duh! And once again I could understand pretty much everything they said! I LOVE british accents, they’re cool dude.
Weirdos? Seriosly? First off Weirdos are cool, second the actors were awesome, third some of the actors overcame some big stuff when they were younger, like Evanna Lynch (who played Luna) suffered from Anorexia (a food disorder, look it up) and J.K. Rowling told her that if she overcame her Anorexia she could play Luna. And like Daniel Radcliffe (who played Harry Potter) who Suffered from OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, look it up as well) And don’t give me crap that OCD isn’t that bad because I have OCD and I know what it’s god dam like to have to live with it every dam day. And I’ll tell you, it’s not god dam easy.
Also there is the freaking F word again!
7. Excuse me? UGLY? And what do you consider ‘pretty’? Sparkling Blood Sucking Fairies, Girls with no emotion and a dude who can’t keep his god dam shirt on? (Those are very god dam creepy). Besides it’s what’s on the INSIDE that matters, everyone that has a heart knows that.
Don’t Insult Hermione, she’s ten million times the person Bella Freaking Swan is, and WAY prettier then Bella too. Luna is unique and I love her, she teaches people that it’s okay to be different, Bella Dam Swan just teaches you that all life is about is getting a boyfriend and you should jump off a cliff if he ever leaves you. GINGERS ARE COOL! Seriously do you know how stereotypical that is saying that Ron sucks just because he’s a ginger? That like saying Blondes are stupid. Harry is an awesome role model and once again you are being a stereotype! like half this dam post is filled with stereotypes! I happen to have glasses, my whole family pretty much does. And Harry’s scar is awesome!
Don’t even TRY to insult Albus Dumbledore! First off a beard is a gotee and a mustache so you can’t say he has a beard and a mustache. Oh and that’s another steroetype saying that guys with beards are usally evil and creepy! My uncle has a beard and he’s awesome! Dude it’s a god dam ROBE! Wizards wear them. OH LOOK STEREOTYPE ALERT(again)! Are you saying that once someone becomes old that they should just stop being lesibian? I think some people took much offense.
8. And the villians from Twilight are realistic? Sparkling Blood Sucking Fairies? What kind of,- Oh F word again,- what kind of sadistic moron sparkles in the sunlight and claims they’re vampires? FOREAL?!?! Don’t make me explain the villians in HP because my hands are getting sore, but maybe later I will.
Avada Kada Kadvara to you LizzieBella, I hope a Dalek kills you. (You used the F word at least three times)
-Thegirlwhowaited
That is so true, especially the last point. Which idiot considers bloodsucking freaks realistic? Realistic? And Dumbledore is awesome! 🙂
You say that The Harry Potter series have too much swearing… Do you have any idea about the number of times you’ve used the f-word here? I mean, bitch, you wanna attack the Harry Potter series, find valid points that actually make sense. Sure, twilight is cool and everything, but Harry Potter rocks!
This girl needs to be beaten by the Whomping Willow and Drowned in Butterbeer
America fought Britain in WorldWarII?
Ugh, girl, go and watch Hetalia.
I love you now lol just kidding I just met you XD But just goes to show a freaking anime has more real life aspects than this one real person.
I don’t usually comment on petty things like this, but I found the pettiness really was not the main part of this, I found this a very rude article which overall, offended a lot of people. I don’t want to argue, I want you to understand the reasons behind some of these things you hate and I think you need to understand some basic facts, history and you need to understand how rude this was.
I think this was obliviously rude, It was written out of either a child’s innocence or of someone else’s inconsideration and lack of awareness of anything they say and write. I see this a lot with adults and older teenagers, after all, we live in a world of this.
I am going to go through each paragraph and help you have a greater understanding about each topic and I will also go through telling you how you were rude and offensive.
Firstly, your point on swearing, no it isn’t nice to swear and yes, little children read these books but on the rare occasions that swearing occurs, it is not what we consider ‘the worst’ and it reflects real life. In real life, and no, I am not saying all teenage boys smoke and all teenage boys say bad things, but Joanne Rowling is presenting a stereotypical teenage boy because, after all, what is a book without a stereotype? When Mrs Weasley swears, it again reflects real life, if you saw your daughter almost die, you wouldn’t exactly be pleased with the person who tried to kill her, it shows passion and an aspect of real life in a fantasy book.
You further say that too many people die, that even good people die, that it is saying death is okay and natural. Well, shock, horror, it’s real life. Too many people die, a large proportion of those are good and the book is there to show you how bad it is and it reflects J.K Rowlings feelings towards this topic, she doesn’t want death by war, she wants peace, but that isn’t our world at the moment. And I’m sorry to break it to you, but death is natural, it’s a part of life and ‘to the well-organised mind, death is but the next great adventure’, and teaching children that is good, it is healthy for them to know that it is okay to be scared of death but it is a part of being alive and hopefully it teaches the readers to embrace life and live it to the full.
The torture thing, again, you say nobody would get ‘turned on’ by killing someone and torturing someone in real life… well, some do, it is sick, it is horrible but it is true.
The next bit is one of the parts where you are rude, racist, cocky and unintelligent… well, the last one is a running theme. In this, you are just being offensive about Britain and to be honest, Harry Potter is mostly English. What you say here is a very bias opinion which not many people will like you for. I think most Americans will be disappointed by what you wrote there. You say British people can be bad, so can Americans, so can anyone from any country in the world. You can’t just point a finger at a country. Now, history time. Britain along with America and Canada and New Zealand and many more countries formed the allies during WW2, we fought together and we won together.
Next, wow, the first American I have seen not to love an English accent. And don’t complain about our accents and way of speaking, if you want to understand us which quite frankly every other american does, then understand that you speak our language, try to understand where it comes from.
This one is short, but you say the characters are ugly, we all see people differently but I am sure what you see in the films is nothing dissimilar to what you see in the mirror.
Lastly, saying you aren’t being homophobic, doesn’t stop what you’re saying be homophobic. Saying that old men can’t be gay is disgusting. People can be whoever they want, whatever the colour of their skin, religion, political views or sexual orientation.
I believe that is a nice life lesson to finish on.
Happy learning 🙂
Wow, this is still getting comments? I wish I could troll this well.
Are you fucking stupid? 1. They could swear a lot more in Harry potter than they do and there’s teenage pergancy in and sexcism in twilight, an
This is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. I am now dumber for reading it. Your spelling is horrible. Your points don’t make sense. I can se that lots of people explained in depth counter arguments for each of your points. Let me remind you of what others have invariably expressed, Harry Potter is about love and loss, finding your inner strength, learning you’re more amazing than you thought possible, promotes healthy female role models, teaches that love knows no bounds, gave one of the biggest plot twists ever (which taught us that everyone has secrets, and there can be good in people you don’t realize), is insanely well written, and every day people feel better about themselves and live better lives because of it. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend, Edward and Bella’s relationship follows every single one of the textbook signs of an abusive relationship, and the whole book series is horribly written. In no universe is there even a fair comparison of the two. Sorry everyone rained on your parade, but you are putting down an entire culture, without even making sense, or a good argument. Good day.
P.s. Has anyone built an amusement park around “The Wonderful World of Twilight”? Oh, well, thought not. So sad.
Before you read this I would like you to know I am simply trying to prove a point and not hating on you or your fandom though my personal preference is definitely Harry Potter.
1. I read the Harry Potter series when I was 6 and I never found it ‘too dark’ or inappropriate
2. There is minimal swearing in Harry Potter and ‘bloody hell’ isn’t really considered bad
3. If you’re trying to prove a point I won’t take you seriously unless you use proper grammar, spelling and punctuation
4. The 2 stories are different genres please end this useless argument
5. Twilight more inappropriate than Harry Potter and you talk about how HP swears and then say the F word in your writing
6. It’s important for children to know that in life there aren’t always happy endings and good people die, they would learn the same in History
7. The characters are human. They aren’t supposed to be beautiful, they have flaws. Luna is one of my favourite characters and is unique and beautiful.
8. British English was the original English so please get your facts straight, and they too find it hard to understand some American terms. ((also this is unbiased coming from a Canadian)).
9. Why can’t old people be gay. How does Homosexuality relate to age???
You are being ignorant as fuck and Voldemort and Bellatrix are psychopaths and also sociopaths that thrive off peoples pain and also swearing isnt a big deal 5 year olds are not reading this were good.
this was hilarious thank you for the laugh。
You are seriously STUPID.
TWILIGHT IS THE MOST STUPIDEST THING IN EARTH.
I AM AN 11 YEAR-OLD AND I WAS 5 WHEN I READ HARRY POTTER, AND I UNDERSTOOD EVERY FREAKING WORD. MOLLY WEASLEY IS THE BEST WOMAN YOU’LL EVER MEET AND SHE IS A GINGER. YOU ARE A FREAKING RACIST AND I SWEAR TO GOD THE DAY I FIND YOU I’M GOING TO RIP YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF YOU AND YOUR STUPID IDEA THAT TWILIGHT IS BETTER THEN HARRY POTTER. DIE. YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE.
I almost never write remarks, but I browsed a bunch of responses on Why Harry Potter kinda
sucks | Twilight Gurls. I do have a couple of questions for
you if it’s okay. Is it only me or do a few of the responses come
across like they are coming from brain dead folks?
😛 And, if you are writing on other online sites, I’d like to keep up
with anything fresh you have to post. Would you list of all of your social networking sites like your Facebook page, twitter
feed, or linkedin profile?
Your post has successfully proven that Harry Potter is way better than Twilight. So I guess I can’t complain…
Thank you. You have successfully proven that Harry Potter is indeed better than Twilight. So I really can’t complain…
there,there its alright dear. Things happen..
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(to professor dumbledore) poor child. A bit delusional right now. Must have hit her head. *sigh*
Are you serious? Wow, that’s why you only got 5 likes on this. And how is Twilight appropriate for kids either? There’s sex. And bloody hell isn’t a curse you retard.
The grammar and spelling is way off and a lot of the stuff is just immature. Also, if you’re going to complain about how Ron says bloody Hell and what Mrs. Weasly calls Belatrix in the last movie, you shouldn’t then drop the ‘F’ bomb later while complaining. If you want to talk about why twilight is better, try to mention positive points in Twilight (if you can) instead of talking crap about Rowling and her magical books.
Okay, Let’s just start at the beginning of the stupidity.
1. You say it’s bad for Ron to use curse words… and then go on to use curse words yourself. Way to be a hypocrite.
2. ‘it’s too violent.’ That’s your argument. The books are violent because it’s action. Also, Voldemort(The villain, if your stupid brain can’t remember that fact) is evil. Evil people, many times, will do violent things.
3. The torture is not teaching people that torture is okay, mostly because it is done by the villains.
4. ‘Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff.’ Okay then. British stuff is not worse than American stuff. Many useful products have come out of Britain.
5. ‘Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book.’ You can’t judge something’s quality just from the country that it comes from. That’s like saying British people are better than French people because they are British( I don’t think this in any way, it’s just an example).
6. ‘I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right?’ Wrong! The British fought WITH the Allied forces( the same alliance the US fought with). Therefore, the countries were fighting together, not against each other.
7. I’m American and I could understand all of the slang
8. They have “funny” accents because they are British. Those accents aren’t funny or strange, they are the normal in Britain.
9. You can’t have a reason for something being bad the way the characters dress. Luna dresses with her own sense of style, even if you don’t like it. Gingers do have souls, I happen to be one, and Harry has a scar because he was almost killed by Voldemort and survived with the scar.
10. Mustaches don’t make people look evil, they are again a sense of style. And many people have them and beards.
11. That ‘dress’ is a robe.
12. How is him being old and gay any different from him being young and gay. Age doesn’t make being homosexual strange.
13. ‘WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??!’ A villain kills and tortures people for fun.
FYI British were on our side during world war two. It was the Germans against us. And James Bonds was an English movie series. I’m American yet I have never had a problem with British movies. That was probably your stupidest reason but they were all stupid
You do realize that many of the points you attempt to make are purely opinion? And as for the points that were not so opinionated (although they all were, to some extent):
Ugly characters – Was it ever specifically stated that any of the characters were ugly? Frizzy hair doesn’t mean ugly. For goodness’s sake, Hermione lives in the U.K.! The average humidity in London(since that’s the most recognizable city) is about 70%. 70%! I don’t know about you, but the average humidity where I live is a bit lower than that. Frizz is a thing. It’s real. It happens to people who have curly hair. Also, gingers are not necessarily unattractive. You can’t just assume that because someone has red hair, they will be pretty. The majority of people are not stunning. Harry Potter’s having unattractive characters makes it that much more relatable. Harry Potter focuses on inner beauty.
Torture and villains – The fact that the villains are unrealistic is probably due, at least in part, to the fact that they are capable of doing magic. Besides, practically the whole Harry Potter fandom agrees that Umbridge was the scariest of them all, because all of us have had a teacher who mildly resembles her. It is the villains closer to what you know that are the scariest. So go ahead, have outlandish villains in a children’s book! And the simple fact that they torture people has nothing to do with what the children reading the book will do. These are the VILLAINS. The very fact that they do these things makes all of them wrong beyond imagination. It is also proven that Harry Potter fans tend to be more politically tolerant and all around better people.
Violence and swearing – Yes, Ron swears. But these books are at the fifth grade reading level, and I hate to break it to you, but nowadays many fifth graders say worse things than Ron. Also, “bloody hell” is only a swear word/phrase in Britain. It means little in the U.S. And the violence is not unnecessary at all. Harry Potter is all about standing up for what you believe in and fighting off the evil. They don’t pretend that life, and war, are easy. They don’t tell kids that no one will die. The deaths that occur are heartbreaking, but they are for a cause. And is it not better for these people to die fighting than to go down for no reason whatsoever?
Movies – As far as I am concerned, the movies were some of the most accurate (where books are concerned) as I have ever seen. They even tried to get eye colors right! And those “funny accents” are the way people in Britain speak! If you don’t like it, maybe you should just keep watching with the subtitles. How outlandish would it be for actors in a movie set in Britain to have American accents? Most of the people who would actually watch the movies would be disgusted if this movie was Americanized. America gets their way in the entertainment industry most of the time anyway. Why should we get the movie for a book that was written by a British author?
I believe I have sufficiently argued my point. I don’t know why I even wasted my time on this comment. I doubt it will even change your opinion.
hp maybe not are real, but in Twilight they fly. And its ok to have a dress and was a man. i are a boy and i wear dresses all the time and my grandfather are gay. Are he not a good man?
Ok. America and Britain were allies in WW2, some of the actors are Irish or Scottish and they speak perfectly fine, someone in my family is Scottish and I can’t understand them sometimes but it doesn’t mean I hate them, you said Siriusly, sirius in harry potter, you’ve been hit with the confundus charm darling. Check your facts. Bloody hell. Are you daft. Half of this is wrong. Also did you know that the guy who played Edward Cullen plays Cedric Diggory in harry potter and the goblet of fire? Also death is natural and I know a gay person. Being old and gay is not wrong and neither is having a beard. What about Gandalf? He has a beard. And it’s a ROBE not a dress. Bloody hell.
Did you know that the least successful harry potter book, harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban,
made 90 million dollars more than the most successful twilight book? Just thought I’d add that.
Some bitches be crazy, ive wrote this in response to this article so here https://twigurrl.wordpress.com/2011/04/29/why-harry-potter-kinda-sucks/ read here
Okay so I’m a major harry potter fan, but I also like twilight. Though this HP hating is not okay and most of your reasons are invalid? I’ve read all the twilight books and seen all the movies and for the killing and torturing point- Jane: her power is to cause people to feel pain and see their greatest fears, she is a sadist and uses this power quite happily. Caius: killed one of the Denali clan, Irina just because she made a mistake. Edward: Killed Victoria to save Bella. So I believe there is just as much death in twilight as their is Harry potter, and anyway they were in a war, the deaths were because they were fighting to save their loved ones, something that occurs in real life.
The cloaks thing, honestly that’s pathetic let alone the fact that the volturi wore cloaks? So that’s kind of an invalid point.
All the characters are ugly- have you not heard of Fleur Delacour? She is part veela, a creature that is unnaturally beautiful. Fred and George Weasley are actually considered to be school “hotties” because they are so attractive, Bill before he got scarred by Fenrir Greyback is considered an attractive character, etc. now for the actors, yeah they are meant to look somewhat dorky (for example Neville) but that’s because no one is absolutely perfect and anyway they all grow up and pretty much all of them look attractive in the end. But since when did looks matter, yeah Luna is a bit crazy but that’s because she looks at things in a different perspective and she got judged for it, but she is still amazing, they’re gingers?! So what! I bet you know a ginger or two? I know heaps and a few are very attractive. What do you have against glasses? Lots of people wear them these days, and the scar? Seriously the scar has a significance in the story, Harry basically got marked by death.
Dumbledore, he’s gay, has a beard and wears a dress. That’s your reasoning for Dumbledore? Fuck youre prejudice, his beard hides all his secrets 😉 jks there’s nothing wrong with beards. He doesn’t wear a dress, he wears a dressing gown. Who cares if he’s gay? Nothing wrong with that.
The villains- killing and torturing people for fun, how is there any different to most serial killers. So it’s not really exposing anymore about murder and that stuff than watching a crime show on TV.
The accents? You can’t understand accents. You realise it could work vice versa? Maybe British people can’t understand you, maybe I can’t understand you because I’m Australian? Honestly that’s the stupidest reason ever.
Last thing I shall address, the “twilights better because it’s American” OMFG seriously?!?!?! How fucking pathetic, how can something be better just because it’s American, it’s not a fucking contest between America and Britain? And basing that fact on a war? That’s just low how many people lost families in that war? Lots. So that is very disrespectful. You don’t do that.
Rant Over… Sincerely Major Harry potter fan who is currently sitting writing this 500+ word thing in a Hedwig t-shirt dress, my Gryffindor knee high socks (I need Ravenclaw ones cause I’m Ravenclaw) and am wearing a flying key necklace 😀
I am a frizzy haired ginger with glasses and a funny accent. Not kidding. However, that doesn’t make me less worth.
You b***** don’t u read there is violence in bellas pregnancythe volturi r unrealistic and I sighed she sighed he sighed is used many times thegrammar sucks too just like u
This is an epic fail
Girl, you are sick, go to a hospital or something! You’r just embarrassing yourself dear. Please, just, just stop!
.-. FAIL… You suck at spelling. How are beards scary? Harry Potter fans are all different types of people. However, Twilight is only loved by a bunch of fangirls and some gay guys that skip to the kissing scenes. Might as well watch a soap opera if you’re going to watch twilight.
First of all: I’m german so i’m sorry for my spelling mistakes 🙂
Okay, the Twighlight movies are nice, but J. K. Rowling created a new world…like a new language, an amazing School and so different charakters.
1) Molly calls Bellatrix a Bitch, ’cause she tried to kill her daughter.
2) Yes it IS sad, that so many great people died, but there was a war…people die in wars!
3) Yes, the Deatheaters are so mad and they kill people, but thats why Harry tries to save the Wizard world. Voldemort and his Army are the bad guys in this Book.
4) Think this is no reason
5) American English is an Accent, cause this Language came from Britain because of the Colonies! Btw…for german peoples american english sounds cooler, but british is easier (right form?) to understand 😉
6) Thats funny…didn’t know that americans can’t really understand it…as i said, for us, british is much easier!
7) You said, hp isn’t good for kids, but it shows us, that it’s okay to be weird (Luna) and it’s not about being pretty to other people (btw have you seen Emma Watson…she is so beautiful)
8) Vampires do not sparkle!
I love hp ’cause it shows us that there are more important things, than just having a hot boyfriend (Bella is just so dependet to Edward), like deep friendship, be good, stand together!
But everyone has his own oppinion (opinnion? Opinion?)so…
I mean, Twilight teach people to sparkle! That’s WRONG! I mean, small kids should NOT read that stuff!
Did you know that Cullen’s actor ADMITTED that he enjoyed playing in Harry Potter as Diggory than in Twilight as Cullen?
You are the best troll in history
Oh my Godric! Oh my Salazar! Oh my Helga! Oh my Rowena! I’m not gonna start. You see I am American. Do I understand a word from Twilight? No.
Now shut the Fuck up before I find you and Avada Kedavra you.
Did I mention that you need to correct your spelling, or better LEARN English and I totally don’t mean the spelling of siriusly cuz it’s the best you can do.
I know I have read this late but I would like to state my opinion. First of all, you say that it isn’t cool to hate on other people’s fandom’s yet you are doing that exact thing. Also, Harry Potter and Twilight are in the same genre but the author’s styles and plot lines are entirely different; it’s not okay to compare books because they are all different with different messages. I have never read the Twilight series but my mom has and she has told me that in the last book, Edward and Bella have sex; and ten year old’s are reading that series. In my opinion, that is worse than reading about death, reading about sex when they are barely even a teenager is not okay. If any one is offended by my opinion then suck it up because that is my opinion and you have your own. One last thing, Harry Potter is about wizards (which are fictional) and Twilight is about vampires and werewolves (which are fictional). By the way, Robert Pattinson (Edward) is British.
U suk! ur spelin suks. Hermoine is hot as fuck. I’m still gonna b gay wen im old. Luna is the best fucking vharcter you pice o sheit. Your so stupid. EVEN SATAN IS ON MY SIDE WHORE! wtf is wrong with u. Even though you said “no offence to homosexuals” Im ofended by this, being a hippocrit. ps BLOODY HELL
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
You’re so going to fail, but I’ll let you go on.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
Bloody hell isn’t even that bad! What are you, five? Do you go to a normal school? People say way worse thing all the time in the real world.
You are allowed to call someone a bitch if they just tried to kill your daughter!!!!!
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
I’m sorry. In the real world people don’t ever die. They live forever, EVERY SINGLE ONE!!!! It’s just too bad Harry Potter teaches you that people die and that it’s part of life. everyone dies! But if someone dies in your life, you will be like Bella when Edward left her, cause you probably thought people don’t have to die! And we saw that it’s terrible to be immortal, because VOLDEMORT!
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
We know it’s horrible. Harry and his friend started a war to stop Muggles getting killed for fun! And FYI Edward and every other vampire has killed people!!! To eat!!!
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
You are such an asshole! I agree, America is awesome, but that’s just discriminating. And they fought with us!!! Not against us!!! If you’d read Harry Potter, you would know to treat everyone equal. Idiot.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
Yeah, sorry that J.K. Rowling was British. I bet British people don’t understand Americans either. And I’m American, but I didn’t have to look up a single word!!!
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Again, discriminating. And British accents aren’t hard to understand.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
IDIOT!!! Not everybody is hot in the movies because not everybody is hot in the real word!!! If you ask me, S. Meyer is an asshole for making everyone hot, cause that just doesn’t happen!!!
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
How are beards creepy?!? And it’s called a robe!!! And young people can be gay, but when they grow old they can’t be gay anymore? You’re sick.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Okay, see above for comment on killing people for fun. And also, the Volturi aren’t ever that scary!!! There is no fight!!! Therefore, no fight means no villain. And “Creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks”? You just described the Volturi!!!
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
Nope, sorry, still think HP is way better, and still going to lord it over all you creepy assholes that like Twilight!
Your language is worse than anyone’s in the series, believe me.
Firstly: The only thing that even talked about Twilight here was this line: “AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!”, everything else just offended Harry Potter.
Secondly: Get your facts right. The Americans and the British were allies in the WW2. They won together. Germany lost. Not Britain. And WHY should a book serie be better because the author/plot is American instead of British? That’s just dumb. HP is way better than Twilight (and I was obsessed with Twilight for a while for some years ago and has the books and films).
Thirdly: You do realise there really are people in the world that kills and tortures for fun, right? That is realistic. Bellatrix is INSANE and SICK and that’s the whole point. HP doesn’t learn that’s alright. One of the maincharacters gets tortured. J.K Rowling points out that it’s WRONG and those who does it is the biggest villains in the whole film – Voldemort and Bellatrix. Both of them are the worst guys I knows about. It’s possible Bella is even worse than Voldy.
4. Dumbledore doesn’t have a dress, it’s a wizard ROBE. Merlin, every wizard in history has a robe. Look at the Sword in the Stone for example. And what does AGE have to do with if you’re gay or not? Nothing!
And do you know what’s unrealistic? The fact that all characters in Twilight are beautiful. That’s just weird. And Luna is a fantastic person who doesn’t give a damn about what people think of her, Ron/Rupert isn’t ugly, he looks good, Hermione is eleven in the first book; who’s hot in that age? And in later years; have you LOOKED at her? She’s gorgeus! And Harry, come on, HOW can you possibly not think he’s cute (in younger years) and hot (in later years). Siriusly, you people.
And people dies? Yes, because it’s a WAR! People dies in war! People dies, gets hurt, tortured and looses people they love. It’s what makes these books realistic.
By the way, Voldemort is a much better villain than James the Vampire, Victoria or Volturi. He’s a sadist without love who wants to take over the world. What did you expect? That he would hate to kill? He and Bellatrix are horrible people, but there actually are people like them in real world, without the magic powers luckily.
I can’t even handle the stupidity. You talk about them being inappropriate with language… Yet in the twilight series Bella has sex and gets pregnant. You talk about violence, when vampires (ugh) literally bite people and drink their blood. You say that kids are being taught that torture is okay, even though voldemort and bellatrix are obviously villains, and the torture curses are called UNFORGIVABLE curses. You talk about British people, perhaps being the absolute dumbest and most ignorant piece. America is not the greatest country in the world, honey. Yes. I am American too. You talk about their accents being dumb. As you mentioned, honey, THEY’RE BRITISH. They have BRITISH accents, just like we have American accents which sound weird to British people! Hermione is gorgeous, I’ll just leave that where it is. Next, do you think that gay people just turn straight when they’re older? Um no, and please enlighten me as to where you found that Dumbledore was gay… And lastly, villains are crazy psychopaths. That is literally what makes them villains. So the villains in harry potter are pretty realistic, at least if you compare them to twilight characters. Bye now
Firstly, yes people die in the books and movies and that is sad but this is life believe it or not. Secondly, every country has good and bad things about it and you need to get your facts straight England and America fought together in the war and during a lot of the Americans didn’t even do anything. Next, the actors talk perfectly fine and everyone else seems to understand them and also if you find confusing no one is making you watch it. Then they are not ugly and Luna isn’t a weirdo and there is nothing wrong with Dumbledore being gay no matter how old he is. Also Harry Potter is unrealistic? Twilight is about sparkling vampires as well as werewolves guess what they are movies they are not meant to be realistic and I have nothing against Twilight. In my own opinion I love Harry Potter and think it is one of the best things out there but I understand and respect that a lot of people don’t like it but I don’t go around being rude about everything I don’t like about things because half of what you are saying is plain rude.
HOW DARE YOU
You say that HP sucks and tell us to stop lording over twilight fans when you are practically doing the same thing to HP?! That’s just rude! And we are NOT lording over twilight. We are pointing out obvious facts! Plus I am ginger. And that is just offensive. None of the characters are ugly because the movies suck, and got the characters looks ALL WRONG. I am willing to bet you only watched the movie and did not even read, much less open the book!! And about what you said for Dumbledore being creepy, having a moustache does not make a person creepy! Lots of people have moustaches!And Dumbledore is wearing a ROBE, NOT a DRESS! Huge difference. Here is a fact. DUMBLEDORE IS NOT GAY!!! WHAT on EARTH makes you think THAT!??? That is just RIDICULOUS!!!!! And just because twilight is American DOES NOT mean it is automatically better!! I mean,I am Canadian, and Canadians DO NOT think that just because things are Canadian, makes it automatically better. And one of the reasons people keep using on why twilight is better is the box sets. They think because it is neat makes the story better! ITS THE ACTUAL STORY THAT COUNTS! NOT THE COVER!
I’m sorry that just made me really mad
Well actually sir/ miss, I believe that in an interview J.K. Rowling once said that she herself always sort of viewed Dumbledore as gay. I could be mistaken however, I’m not entirely certain.
Don’t be mean to her! You guys! Have your parents’ taught you nothing? You shouldn’t make fun of people that are mentally challenged and require assistance. I say we give her a chance, you know, send her to a mental clinic or something. But in case you guys are right and she isn’t clinically insane, I suggest the noose for preaching for Twilight on the holy spot of Internet where it is only allowed to support Harry Potter.
Hey, I’d love to contradict every single comment in this post but I could see that everyone else already have and I don’t have much time. 😛 But I’m just saying, all the comments in here is hate and criticism. Sorry to say, but it’s the truth. And by the way, the British fought alongside America as Allies in WW2. And I’m also sorry to say THIS, but I prefer British books to that Twilight. Well, I even prefer some good Korean books to that Twilight.
A great fan of Britain I am. Yes, I’ll always be. America’s okay and I like that place too, but there is absolutely no proof that American things are better than British things.
Yours truly,
Lumos.
I don’t disagree with you that many of the comments are hateful, but to be quite honest, I don’t know what the author expected from posting something like this. The points she makes are ridiculous and full of contractions and mistakes, grammar especially. Of course if she is disrespectful while attempting to prove a point then others who do not support her point of view will be disrespectful right back.
One problem really bugs me. Britain was on the side of the Allies in WW2, not the Axis. Therefore, they were our allies.
Oh yeah, by the way.. I hate to visit this site again but I had to say this.
If you say America’s better than Britain, to that I say this:
after World War 2, America took the southern half of Korea and tried to teach us their values, using the fact that they helped us during the war as an explanation to saying that we must listen to them. Russia did the same thing to North Korea. And we both listened to and obeyed America and North Korea obeyed Russia, to the extent of us being called a puppet. But Britain? They helped us for the greater good. They didn’t help us to get something in return. They didn’t divide Korea in two or snatch us up to make us take their side; they didn’t expect a reward or anything. No, they helped us because they knew they were doing the right thing against discrimination, they helped us for the sake of helping us.
Hold on little girl you don’t know what you’re saying.
Okay so first off let me say that I am in no way a die hard Harry Potter fan, nor am I fan of Twilight. But I do feel the need to point out how ignorant and senseless your arguements are.
1) Your first complaint is that there is too much swearing in the HP books. When I read this blog article I noticed that there was consistent swearing in it, much more than in the HP books, so I think that’s a very hypocritical statement in itself and I don’t see how you can take offense in any swearing (which by the way is used very sparingly and appropriately in the HP books) when you seem perfectly fine with throwing much more vulgar words around carelessly.
2) You next say that the HP books are too violent for children and that J.K Rowling killed off some of the “good guys” (i.e. Lupin, Tonks, and Fred). To that I say that death is a part of being human, and the death of a meaningful and appreciated character is not to simply upset readers. Authors kill their characters for a deeper reason. For instance, (although I am not positive and this is just my interpretation) Lupin and Tonks died to show that war leaves orphans in its wake and Fred to show that war can tear a family apart. The deaths are not explicit and graphic, and there are character deaths in almost every novel or story in general, so I don’t think it’s right to be upset with this.
3) Your third argument deals with torture and you claim that it teaches people that torture is okay. Well, I think it does the opposite. Voldemort and Bellatrix (who are obviously villains) are the ones doing the torturing which demonstrates the true evil of their nature. I don’t think anyone reads HP and says “I want to be like Bellatrix and torture people” and if they do that’s sadistic and an incredible misinterpretation behind J.K Rowling’s message.
4) Okay…at this point when I was reading this I wondered to myself if this was written as a joke, because I seriously cannot imagine such ignorance. Claiming that “because Twilight is American it is automatically better quality” is an argument I can only attribute to lack of sorely education. Hey, ever heard of the famous playwright William Shakespeare? Yeah, he was from the U.K., which Britain is a part of. Also, you do realize that the United States began as British colonies, right? That is, until a little event occurred that you might of heard of called THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION. On top of that, claiming that the Untied States is superior to all other countries is the kind of thinking that can start international conflicts if you were anyone of importance, so in the future you should try harder to keep these thoughts to you’re self.
5) So now you say that the HP books are confusing because it’s hard to understand he “British slang”. Well honestly I don’t think it’s very hard to decipher if you know even a minute amount of British culture. Again, as I mentioned before you’re basically claiming that every piece of literature should be tailored to an American dialect, even if the author is not American and if the books were not strictly written for Americans.
6) So now you bring up the movies, and all I can think of is what you referred to as “funny accents”. Do you understand that HP is set in England? They have accents in England, sweetheart. And guess what? They probably think American accents are “funny” too. So again, you portray extreme ignorance by implying that the characters should speak so YOU can understand them, even though it wouldn’t make sense for the story and it wasn’t tailored for just your preferences.
7) At this point it’s hard to stomach any more of this trash, but I guess I’ll see it through to the end. Now you attack the characters appearances when I didn’t think you could be anymore superficial and judgmental. You’re a Twilight fan, right? So in your world everyone is incredibly attractive and flawless. But that’s not how real people are. I doubt you’re the picture of physical perfection, or anyone is for that matter. The fact that HP characters are not attractive in the orthodox way that our culture idolizes does not diminish their worth. Hermione has frizzy hair, but she’s incredibly smart. Luna dresses differently than all the other characters, but she is kind and creative. Harry can’t help the fact that he has glasses and scar and it’s not fair that any of theses characters should be judged because of their physical appearance. J.K Rowling created convincing, engaging characters that seemed real, unlike the perfect, flawlessly beautiful characters in Twilight that are extremely unrealistic. Also, I think the word you’re looking for is “robe” when you said that Dumbledore wears a dress. That’s not sick because it was the culture of wizards. In Scotland men wear kilts and there’s nothing wrong with that because it’s their culture. Again, judging other people’s way of life is dangerous thinking, my friend. Saying that old people aren’t supposed to be gay even though you claim you have nothing against homosexuals is extremely homophobic. Your sexuality does not change with age. This is the 21st century and if you’re still offended with homosexuality then you’d better keep it to yourself.
8) Finally we have arrived at your last transparent argument. When you say that the villains are realistic because “what kind of a sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them for fun”, I don’t know whether to add that to your list of ignorance or to blame it on simple naivety. In either case, you obviously don’t understand true evil and what a truly evil person is capable of. You might find an example in history somewhere…lets see what was his name again? Oh yeah, ADOLF HITLER. If you can’t recall him then I suggest you go read a history book and you might get a glimpse of what true evil can do instead of having these childish notions about it.
So that’s all I have for you, I’ve pretty much said all I can about this blog. Although I fully support the idea of the right to voice your opinion, sometimes I think it’s better to look back at what you’re about to publicly say and ask yourself, “does this make sense?” Because your blog article does not. It doesn’t even make one iota of sense. It’s full of ignorance, prejudge, naivety, and hypocrisy (not to mention copious amounts of grammatical errors). I realize that this was not written recently and I may have wasted my time writing my response, but on the off chance that you do read this please take what I’m saying into account. A rivalry between two sagas is fine, and it’s also fine to pick a side and defend it. But what isn’t fine is bringing up ideals that are offensive and uneducated. I suppose ignorance cannot be helped at times, but if you’re going to publicly post your opinion about something, I strongly urge you to take the time and do your research. I sincerely hope you either wise up or never again plague the public minds with these ideals. Either way, I don’t care about what you do with your life personally, as long as you cease your ignorant, immortal communication publicly.
WHAT DID I JUST READ. So, first of all, support how Twilight is good, first say that. You were talking about how bad Harry Potter is. What about Twilight, do you have any reasons for why Twilight is good. Oh and by they way, the british people were America’s allies. GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT WOMAN. And what the bloody hell is wrong with British people? Death is normal alright? Get used to it.
I’m having a difficult time deciding whether this is a joke or not. These reasons are just so unbelievably ridiculous. I’m also going to assume that you have not even really read the books just because you do not seem intelligent enough to understand all of the “British slang”. There are so many ways to counter every one of your anti-Harry Potter comments. Everything from the plot to the characters to the message to the movies, it all came together beautifully to tell a story of courage, love, friendship, family, sacrifice, and so much more. I would be a different person today if I had never become a part of this wonderful world that J.K. Rowling created. I could re-read these books over and over and never be bored. I have come to see what type of people are Harry Potter fans and what type of people are Twilight fans and I think that it is up to the individual to decide which type of person they are. I think that you should take a step back and really take a good, long look at what Twilight teaches you and what Harry Potter teaches you. Even though it is done, Harry Potter has left a mark on all of our hearts that will stay there forever. Perhaps a lightning shaped scar that we will live with as a reminder of what is really important in life. Sorry, rant over.
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I HAVE NEVER READ SOMETHING SOOOOOO FUCKING DEAD ASS WRONG IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKER. YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD. CONGRATULATIONS YOU IDIOT IT IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT WE HAVE THE ABSOLUTE BRAIN DEAD IDIOTIC SHIT MOVIES LIKE TWILIGHT AND MOSTLY EVERY OTHER DUMB ASS FILM OUT THERE. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BASH HARRY POTTER. I KNOW THAT I’M A HUGE FANBOY AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT. BUT ANYONE WITH COMMON SENSE OR EVEN A CLUE WHAT GOOD MOVIES ARE WILL TELL YOU THAT HARRY POTTER IS IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE A FUCKING MASTERPIECE COMPARED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL DOGSHIT THAT IS TWILIGHT. PEOPLE LIKE YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME AND YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SICK. GOOD DAY ASSHOLE. TOURS TRULY TYLER HIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O AND ANOTHER THING, FUCK YOU AND THE MAGIC UNICORN YOU ROAD IN ON.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKER. I HAVE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE READ SOMETHING SOOO DEAD ASS WRONG. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE HEEL YOUR TALKING ABOUT.YOU ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE DUMBEST FUCKING PERSON ON THIS EARTH. EVERYTHING THAT YOU SAID IS BAD ABOUT HARRY POTTER ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING. TO SAY THAT THIS FRANCHISE IS NOT FOR KIDS BUT SAY THAT TWILIGHT IS. NOW I AM A HUGE FANBOY AND I’M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT IT BUT I CAN’T BELIEVE THE STUPIDITY AND ARROGANCE. WHY I SHOULD TAKE A WAND FROM HARRY POTTER AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR FUCKING VAMPIRE HUMPING ASS. YOU DUMB FUCK. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BASH HARRY POTTER AND PROMOTE THIS DUMB AS HELL PIECE OF DOGSHIT AS GOOD AND EVEN GREAT MOVIES. YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT A EVEN ENTERTAINING MOVIE IS. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO EVEN POST THIS SHIT. THE FACT THAT YOU BELIEVE ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT IS ASTOUNDING. YOU REALLY ARE A COMPLETE IDIOT.AND IT IS BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT WE HAVE THE ABSOLUTE BRAIN DEAD IDIOTIC MOVIES LIKE TWILIGHT THAT SUCK ASS. YOU FUCKING DISGUST ME AND YOU TWIHARD MOTHER FUCKERS MAKE ME SICK. SO FUCK YOU ASSHOLE HAVE A NICE DAY. O AND ANOTHER THING FUCK YOU AND THE MAGICAL UNICORN YOU ROAD IN ON. HARRY POTTER FOREVER BITCH………….
You jerk! Open up an encyclopedia bc britan fought with America in ww2! Also nobody cares what characters look like. And u could get in really big trouble for talking about Brits like that. Did you ever have a day of education in your entire LIFE??? “What kind of sadistic creepy moron kills people and tortures them” *cough* lynching *cough* serial killers exist Einstein!!!! Also, twilight teaches people that women need a man to survive. SO MUCH FOR FEMINISM!!!!! And Edward is a pedophile. The deaths in hp happen for a reason, such as innocence. People die every day in real life it’s a fact. Harry Potter would not be a realistic book if good people didn’t die. Also reread your writing because you are complaining about cursing yet you say much worse things. Incredibly hippocratical. I highly suggest that you re read hp and maybe an encyclopedia before you write another hate message.
Sincerely, a Potterhead for life
Hang on, I want to add on to your comment here.
J.K. Rowling told a better love story in one word than Stephanie Meyer could in four books. *cough* always *cough
You jerk! Open up an encyclopedia bc britan fought with America in ww2! Also nobody cares what characters look like. And u could get in really big trouble for talking about Brits like that. Did you ever have a day of education in your entire LIFE??? “What kind of sadistic creepy moron kills people and tortures them” *cough* lynching *cough* serial killers exist Einstein!!!! Also, twilight teaches people that women need a man to survive. SO MUCH FOR FEMINISM!!!!! And Edward is a pedophile. The deaths in hp happen for a reason, such as innocence. Harry Potter would not be a realistic book if good people didn’t die. Also reread your writing because you are complaining about cursing yet you say much worse things. Incredibly hippocratical. I highly suggest that you re read hp and maybe an encyclopedia before you write another hate message.
Sincerely, a Potterhead for life
Oh yeah. I forgot to mention that being homosexual us perfectly ok and what u said was really mean. What if a homosexual was reading this? How would you feel? Think before you write.
Again,
A Potterhead for life
And The Beatles are from Britain!!! How could you possibly put down The Beatles they have won 8 Grammys, 25 nominations, an Acadamy Award for Let it Be, Two Brit awards for contribution to music in 1977 and 1983, and so much more!!!
umm…. Twilight has death in the book aswell IDIOT. do me a favour and read the book before you comment.
I respect your opinion but I must say I disagree.
1. You state that there’s too much cursing. Ronald Weasley uses the term bloody hell as a reference to a place in his religion. Since he’s not telling anyone to go to hell I do not believe that this really counts. The only real curse word used in the series is when Molly Weasley screams b**** at Bellatrix Lestrange. I agree it is not the best terminology I’ve ever heard. Think about this realistically though, if your child was about to be murdered by a psychopath, would filter really be the first thing going through your mind? JK Rowling is just making it believable.
2. You state that is inappropriate due to the amount of death. Yes, death is a horrid, tragic, awful thing. Although it is a natural part of life. At some point in time or another someone will die in your life that you love. Harry Potter shows people that although many awful things have taken place in his life he always finds a way to go on. We all need ways to go on, we can’t just be stuck in one place for the last of our lives. Death isn’t ok but it happens, it’s unavoidable so you might as well find ways to cope with it.
3. You state that Harry Potter teaches you that torture is OK. No Harry Potter does not teach you that torture is OK, in fact it teaches you the exact opposite. Whether the torture of words or pain Harry Potter shows you that it’s wrong and hurt so many. Hermione is bullied by girls and guys alike. She’s called ugly and bucktooth and people use racist remarks against her. This teaches kids that what you say does have an effect on people. If Harry Potter taught you that physical torture was okay, why would Harry be so horrified at the fact of Neville’s parents who were tortured to insanity. Its saying that psychopaths are out there. There are people who rape, torture and murder people. It’s part of our history. We have tortured many as a country from slaves to Native Americans. An old saying says that if you don’t learn from history you are doomed to repeat lt and how can you learn about something that you do not even know exists.
4. You state that Britain isn’t as good as America? I’m sorry but this is complete BS. This is racist and you have no facts to back you up. First of Britain is the mother country of America. Without Britain America wouldn’t be America , we would still belong to the Indians or possibly another country. America is only 300 years old and has almost no history compared to many other countries such as China which has thousands of years of history. Almost everything we do is based off the British. Our plays are based off of William Shakespeare, and our fairy tales are not American, also we speak English not American because it is the language developed from England. Yet you state that America is better in every way. Did you know that America is number 1 in the world for obesity? If America’s quality was so good how could this be? People wouldn’t be eating the crap food at McDonalds. Therefore just because its American doesn’t make it better. Also Britain helped defeat Adolf Hitler or Germany in World War 2. Sorry that was the stupidest thing I’ve heard all week and I go to school with kids with rocks for brains. It defeated your entire point and made a big label saying I’m stupid even if you aren’t.
5. British people use slang that you found difficult to understand. Just because you couldn’t comprehend it doesn’t mean that the entire series is useless. I am certain that the book 50 shades of grey has many American terms that other countries have difficulty comprehending as well. Although I read this book when I was 7 and I had just learned to read the year before and I comprehended it absolutely perfectly so I don’t understand your trouble.
6. They use accents that are hard understand. I am so f****** sorry but this is ridiculous. First off they wanted characters that were like the characters in the book unlike most movies based off of books. If you really love books you would understand the trouble of reading a book then watching movie and finding out the character is 20 instead of 10. It is the same thing. Also you state that they don’t f****** talk right? I do respect most of the things that you’ve been stating and you do have one or two points such as Voldemort respect for Harry’s education. But if anyone doesn’t f****** talk right it’s us. Since we speak English, the English accent is technically the correct way to pronounce the words. It’s like saying hola and pronouncing it hoe-la instead of o-la. I promise you if you went to Spanish class and pronounced it hoe-la everyone would think your a ditz.
7. You state that the characters are ugly? Aaaaaaaaand what’s your point? This actually makes no sense absolutely none. Are you being so awful, so sadistic that you are judging people about how they look instead of what they do and how they react. I mean “oh ho ho harry’s freaking ugly” well I mean he did defeat the Dark Lord Voldemort and saved millions of lives in his story but that doesn’t matter because he’s ugly. What? WHAT? Are you saying the people are only worth what they look? I mean never judge a book by its cover. Are you saying that Hermione Granger, the brightest witch of her age, should be only judged upon her face? That’s like saying that a girl should never speak it only matters what they look like. Like Bella, she never shows any personality at all. I must say that Dumbledore is a bit odd, and he can be absolutely horrible like sending Harry to his last battle without telling him anything. But he isn’t creepy. If anyone’s creepy it’s Edward. He watches Bella while she’s sleeping. That is literally the stereotypical saying that people use when describing a creepy person. To me he seems like a peeping tom. Compared Edward, Dumbledore is a sane as Thomas Jefferson. Also saying that he wears a dress is incorrect, he wears a robe. First off people should be allowed to express themselves through clothing without judgement from you. Also that is the normal dress wear for wizards. If you are a Christian the people who developed Christianity wore robes. The Scottish wear skirts called kilts and so did the Romans and Greeks. What do you mean old men shouldn’t be gay? If you’re not against gays why would you say that? I mean what do you think they grow up to be? Asexual? Bisexual? Hetrosexual? Of course he’s still a gay old man what do you mean? This is confusing. Also how dare you even speak about Luna, she stands up for herself even though she gets bullied and keeps true to who she is. I believe that you’re probably just some popular middle school girl who doesn’t understand a clue about other people’s lives. And I’m very sorry for your ignorance.
8. You say that Voldemort is unbelievable. You swayed me for a moment there when you said no villain would be courteous enough to wait an entire school year to attack. Which is true. But do you not believe that there are mad men in the world? That would actually not torture people because there are. There are people who rape, murder and torture. My family has experienced first hand.
You have one point. One fact that actually pulls this together, but the rest is just ridiculous junk put together. I am sorry to have to say this. Next time you make remarks, no matter how stupid, be sure to at least have something to back you up. Although I have to give to you that you actually at least watch some of the movies and are not just making up that stuff. Thank you for that. I respect a few of your views but some of them are just ridiculous.
Wtf?????
1. America is is a great amount of debt
2. People that torture people for fun are the REAL villains, not some fat asses who just want to get rid of some creepy mutant baby
3. Twilight ain’t a love story. It’s a lust story…
4. The thing about comparing countries… What?
5. What’s wrong with old people that look their age? Not some creepy pedophile neutered vampire that watches you when you sleep…
6. Beauty isn’t everything. The characters don’t have to be like little angels from heaven… The heroes are more relatable in Harry Potter, and have their human flaws.
7. Smeyer said that twilight came in s dream. Dumbledore said not to dwell on dreams and lose all in the living world.
What a retard or may I say a record stinker.If you know where I got that from hat’s off people.And my dear twilight fan,just two words, GROW UP.
Shall we kill it with fire?
Also, can someone send this idiot a history book? Preferably a large one?
Yes, it has become way to serious to handle with this brainwashed muggle 9 year old girl around the Internet. I didn’t think it would come to this but it’s to late…. Sob, sob, sob, sob x-x
This is literally the stupidest thing I’ve ever read. First of all, in number one you say Harry Potter is worse than twilight because it’s not okay for kids. You think that twilight is okay for kids?!?!?!?! Do you realize what is in there? For number two I guess that one is not as utterly failing as the others, but people dying is not teaching people death is ok I don’t know where you got that. Number three is literally the same. But number four? Number four? I’ll pinform you that Britain is doing way better then we are right now, and that’s coming from a proud American. Number five, the same thing. But number six. Number six. You’re an absolute retard if you need subtitles to understand British accents. Also, you say that they should have gotten people with “normal voices?” You’re such an idiot I can’t go any more. You’re a waste of space.
GOOD LORD! This sure tickled my funny bone!!
twilight is better than Harry Potter, of course it is! and the sun revolves around the earth.
let me respond to you in simple terms, so the incompetent mush you call a brain can comprehend.
1. what would you do when a loved one is about to get killed? oh right. you’d probably whine waiting for someone to come in save you. bloody hell isn’t a slang and unless the people reading the book are morons like you, they’ll take away much more important values. Oh Yes!! and sex scenes with a pedophile is completely acceptable. and quitting college, getting pregnant in your teens, and using everybody just so that she could be with her boyfriend. thats exactly the kind of things you’d want a child to learn.
2.it is violent yes. it teaches how war is cruel and loved ones are killed. even good ones, ‘cause thats how the world runs and it is made depressing to make people realise why its wrong. I’m sorry you’re to weak to handle things that deal with the real world. you poor thing! it explains why you relate to a weak, helpless worm like bella swan who has no spine.
3. two words. THEY’RE VILLAINS. If you didn’t worship the waste of paper AKA the twilight series you’d know what an evil person ought to be like. Hint: they aren’t sparkly things. And it never taught that torture was right or okay. quite the opposite actually.
4.WOW. which rock have you been living under? it would be considered bragging if it was actually true you know. we’re in the 21st century and so advanced with so many forward thinkers and developed so much. so by logic the world ought to have smart people, well at least to an extent. yet here you are. so i guess your argument is kind of invalid now. and how on earth do you judge a book based on where its from? according to your ‘logic’ Stephanie Meyer is better than Shakespeare, ‘cause hey! she’s American!
5.how is it confusing? they talk in english you twit! and no it makes sense to everyone but an imbecile like you.
6.Its a good thing you’ve compared the movies too! cause i absolutely love the several theme parks in honour of twilight. hold on a minute! there aren’t any! oops. my bad! and like i asked earlier, which rock have you been living under? what makes you think the way you talk is normal? cause it isn’t, you blithering idiot. its called a British accent, one of the sexiest accents to exist and sophisticated. do the world a favour and look it up would you? clearly you have an affinity towards crappy stuff. (i’m shocked!)
Fun Fact: twilight won worst picture, worst actress, worst screen couple and many more (surprise surprise)
7.Bella Swan. What does she look like? oh right she was never described except that she smelt delicious. What about her personality? She couldn’t possibly live with her glittering pedophile boyfriend! or stand up for herself. She loved using people and had such a hard time choosing between a sparkly old vampire and a permanently semi naked werewolf (just so you know he isn’t a werewolf) but those characters have so much depth compared to Hermione who was the smartest witch, Luna who never feared being herself, Ron who was brave and went through so much, Harry who’s parents were murdered and he had to save the world, and then Dumbledore, the greatest wizard of all time with so much kindness and wisdom in his eyes. And its not a dress its a dress robe, a thing of the past. something you would learn in history if you ever went to school. And its hard to believe that you’re not a homophobe.
8.Creepy losers with bad hair and cloaks? I thought you liked the Volturi! I mean they’re so realistic! And such good villains! They tried didn’t wait for dear little bella to finish school. Oh wait! My apologies. They waited until she got married, had a baby, assembled a mighty army and had one of the best battles ever! Not.
Anyway these are just a few reasons why you’re absolutely wrong.
I would say that you need to use your brains, but i have realised that you don’t have any! you must be leading a hard life. Poor thing.
Let me make it clearer for you, twilight is awful and its the bitter truth.
And go back to school, read a bit on history and geography and lots of GK. trust me it’ll do you good.
Well this was fun!
Au revoir LizzieBella, and please crawl back under the rock you emerged from, the world would be forever in our debt.
Love,
A potterhead.
Um sorry but this was a total. Epic. Fail.
1.) Like h*ll is not a swearword, it’s just not very nice. And b*tch is a swearword, but it just means female dog. Also, how can you say that if you used f*cking in here?
2.) Yes, people die. But HP is teaching you that war is bad and avoid it, and that good wins over evil. What does Twilight tell you? Not to lose your sparkly boyfriend under any circumstances.
3.) Um the only people that torture for fun are the villains. Why? Because they’re VILLAINS.
4.) Please consider yourself a bad example for others. The British are not bad. My best friend is part British and she’s the nicest person you’ll ever ever meet. You are racist.
5.) See #4, and no it’s not confusing; I’m American and I understand it perfectly fine.
6.) The movies are awesome. Please consult your reading teacher to help you understand the English language if you are having difficulty interpreting it.
7.) Hermione and Luna are pretty and they set good examples for young girls (yes even Luna) and no Ron and Harry aren’t ugly. Plus J.K. makes the characters imperfect so they reflect the rest of us. And Dumbledore is hilarious! He’s not creepy and no he does not wear a dress he wears a cloak. And so what if he’s gay? Anyone has the right to be gay or lesbian.
8.) See #3.
So yeah. Sorry, but this was an epic failure of all epic alien portals and proportions.
Did u know that the most SUCCESFUL Twilight movie made 90 mil less than the LEAST SUCCESFUL hp movie????
Ok this is:
1)racist
2)offending
3) sexist and ageist
4) dumb
Also that is NOT LOGIC! Wars do not have anything to do with literature. And also America fought WITH Britain! U’ve got to be kidding.
Stop being racist and stuff, and GET. OVER. IT!
Your probably just trolling and I’m wasting my time sense for some reason you mention that when you watch the movies you have to put subtitles on? So you watch them a lot? Hmmm…. Fishy.
Well anyway some reasons why Harry Potter isn’t going to brainwash you into a sparkly freak
1. It actually HAS a story line the twilight series is more like a child wrote some random thing while having a time limit but then realising it had to be longer and stretched it out (I’m getting all the information about twilight not because I read it but because of this summary on a website called shmoop) but literally this one love story set in a place that rains with a stalker, sparkly vampire and a one expression girl who is a weakling and teaches people you have to wait for your boyfriend to save you because you are only useful for babies while Harry potters love story (lilies and snappes) although it wasn’t a happy ending it 1. Explained it all in one chapter or so un like how twilight had wrote it in four books. 2. It was something literally anyone at least even over 11 could understand (if you’re in the right mind and don’t waste time reading how princes always save princesses) because you sometimes have read something where someone falls in love but they marry someone else or whatever.
2. Sweety!!! Is it SOOO hard for you to understand something that isn’t about (if you take away romance) is about a girl who moves to a place that rains? Plus why don’t you at least watch the movies backwards or something where she Moves. Away. From. The. Weird. Fairy. Stalker.? Do you understand or should I repeat it? Ok, The. Dude. Is. A. Fairy. That. Stalks. You. Wait… That was the wrong way around ok, Moves. Away. From. The. Weird. Fairy. Stalker.? there you understand now?
3. Hmmm…… Something’s wrong with you saying Harry potters violent… Oh, yes didn’t that swan snap her back in two or something? And didn’t that sparkly guy mostly just want to eat her? Of course Harry potters violent! It’s about a boy fighting the dark lord! Plus if HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED is worse then the guy who’s the bad one (I forgot his name because I thought this was actually about sexual stuff) then well….. No one even knows the bad guy right? Didn’t they like stand around at the battle part or something? I’ll go see some clip or whatever on YouTube. Oh! They do fight. Surprise, suprise, except when I searched “twilight fight” it came with my little pony….
Ok I’m to lazy to write the other hundred or so more so I’ll finish tomorrow. Not wasting time
I’ve read Twilight and it’s a very good book but it doesn’t live up to most vampire standards. But it’s a great depiction of Meyer’s imagination. I’ve never read Harry Potter and I’ve watched half a movie, I am a fan of neither and I’d still choose Harry Potter. Even if I chose to be a fan of Twilight, I’d like to point out that there’s always something greater because everyone is entitled to their OPINION. It’s about what you favor but that doesn’t mean you go onto the and slam other’s peoples favorite books/movies/fandoms especially with the IQ of a five year old.
onto the internet* other peoples’ ** fandoms,*
Just out of curiosity, are you still receiving hate mail?
Just some advice honey, you can’t compete with a fan base like the potterheads, and pissing us of is usually a pretty fatal mistake. I’m not going to insult you or anything here, but “siriusly” is something only true potterheads get to say. SIRIUSLY.
Clearly someone didn’t receive his Hogwarts letter
I am a huge twihard and I prefer Twilight over Harry Potter but tbh you made no sense up there.You are a shame for twihards and what you said shows that you are an 11 year old who doesn’t know anything about the world.Next time when you’d like to compar Harry Potter to Twilight say something that makes sense.I agree with you that Twilight is better but seriously,beauty is not a point it just shows that you are so shallow and you know nothing about both.And also British or American doesn’t matter and actually British people ar better,Americans are just fat fools spending their whole life on a couch in front of a TV with a box of donuts.So grow up idiot.
I would like to thank you very much. I am a hardcore Potterhead myself, but not a lot of Twihards are very respectful in HP vs Twilight debates. You, sir/ mis, are one of the few Twilight fans who doesn’t bash Harry Potter every chance they get. Please, go get yourself a cookie. You deserve it.
“Miss,” I meant. Not mis. Sorry.
okay, is this a joke?
1. No one ever swore, bloody hell is NOT a bad word, i mean seriously?
2. Well, okay people die, as in real life, and reality isn’t depressing, or what? JKR just wants to show people how sad war really is, bit i see, you are just too dumb to notice that.
3. Isn’t it horrible wrong, that 1000 year old vampires have s*x with teenage girls? I mean, wtf lesson should twilight give you? Fall in love with pedophiles?
4. Did you knew that basically almost ALL americans are ex-europes? Obviously not.
5. Its not confusing, you are just too dumb.
6. The movies aren’t crap. You wouldn’t know a good movie if a snitch smacked you around the head, stupid muggle. They talk normal, its british accent. And its not heir foult, that you are just a too dumb muggle.
7. If you have seen the movies, you might have noticed, that Hermione (Emma Watson) is more beautiful than ALL girls from the Twilight saga together. Characters to be beautiful doesn’t helps the story either. HP just shows you, that you don’t have to be pretty, to save the world, intelligence works better. And Dumbledore is not creepy. He’s a wizard, they wear robes, btw.
8. Real villains are fucking creepy, thats their job. They like to torture good guys for fun, because they are bad guys! OMG how dumb are you? This Volturi, or however you spell that, are not real villains, they don’t even kill anybody. And maybe Voldemort waits until the end of the year, but just cuz he has to gain enough power, to (try to) destroy Harry.
Anyways, Twilight is just bullsh*t.
While Harry Potter teaches you, that you don’t have to look like a “beautiful swan” to reach what you want, girls can also fight like a man, fight for good and never give up, but it also shows you, how terrible war really is, Twilight tries to teach you, that you just have to let your sparkling fairy princess pedophile boyfriend do all the work, because you’re a girl and you can’t survive without him, marry when you still go to high school, you MUST have to be pretty, or you can’t reach anything, war is totally okay and stuff like that.
So, Harry Potter is a great Fantasy book for all ages, wich is actually pretty realistic and gives you lessons for life, that actually help you and cheer you up.
Twilight is some kind of thrown together bulls*t for emo teenagers, that is totally unrealistic and doesn’t helps you, unless you are up to have sex with a vampire.
Twilight has also ripped-off something from HP, that is unacceptable. Jacob Black. He rides motorcycle, his second name is Black and he can turn into a dog.
Vampires don’t sparkle, werewolves can just turn into wolfs at full moon, so twilights werewolves are animagi.
This is only my opinion so shut the fuck up, thwihards or whatever you call yourselves.
Well all reasons are completely are indeed because twilight teaches us morals like….
Ummmmmm
(Still thinking)
Umm I guess it teaches us that when you’re an 118yr old sparkly guy you need to fall for teenagers even worse a teenager falling for a new born baby ??? *coughs pedophilia
Plus you’re considered beautiful only if you’re a white shiny freak whatever happened to inner beauty
Anddddddd you’re boyfriend matters to you the most especially when he is stalker and a creep (use you’re pepper spray already bella)
I’m surprised you aren’t attacked by feminists with pitch forks
Excuse me.
1. Seriously, Twilight has pretty much the same age group as Twilight, and Twilight has sexual references in it. Kids read that too.
2. Really? In Twilight, there’s seriously a complete war scene with decapitation.
3. And really, if kids watch or read Harry Potter, they’ll be frightened by the torture and know that it’s obviously not okay. Also, they’re villans, what do you expect, for them to steal some kid’s lollipop?
4. So, you’re saying brits have “lower quality?” That’s being racist against brits. And, just because it’s in a different accent, does not mean it is any worse than if it were in an American accent.
5. If it’s so fucking confusing, obviously you have no common sense. I was 8 when I first watched them and I understood everything. Obviously you can’t just go past it because it doesn’t add to the plotline.
6. Again, USE SOME FUCKING COMMON SENSE. USE EVERYTHING YOU CAN FUCKING UNDERSTAND AND PIECE IT TOGETHER (Unless you’re so fucking stupid that you can’t even do that).
7. You really piss me off. THE CHARACTERS DON’T HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE! APPEARANCE DOESN’T FUCKING MATTER, UNLESS YOU’RE SOME SORT OF SNOTTY DUMBASS. Plus, obviously you don’t knoe, Robert Pattinson played as Cedric Diggory, and also Edward Cullen. So basically, you just dissed Edward. Yeah, and you call yourself a “twi-hard.”
Plus, beards aren’t creepy. He’s old, what the fuck do you expect? Also, that isn’t a dress. Those are robes, it’s much different. They wear those over their normal clothes. Also, I’m guessing you’re against the Scottish, because they wear kilts, which looks like a skirt? Piss off, you fucking racist.
8. By the way, there’s logic behind everything you said about number 8.
One, WHAT VILLANS DON’T KILL ORNTORTURE FOR FUN? Damn. Two, Voldemort doesn’t wait, he’s waiting for a flawless plan. In the beginning he had to wait because we was weakened and he was coming back into power.
Also, Robert Pattinson said he’d prefer to be in Harry Potter than Twilight because it was so bad. Also, at least we don’t have sparkling tampons as characters. So, piss off, and fuck you.
YOU DIRTY FUCKER
Twilight sucks. FUCK YOU GO TO BLOODY HELL YOU FUCKER
I TAKE THAT POST AS A PERSONAL INSULT HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY FANDOM
GO DIE
Harry Potter is way better than Twilight, just sayin…
“Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.”
Okay…That’s the dumbest comment i never read.
This is why muggles should be dead…
Are you an idiot? First off, death is natural! Do you think that you will never die? Or do you think you are a vampire like what’s his face? Harry Potter is supposed to be dark! That’s what makes it a good book! It shows us the difference between dark and evil, good and bad! And HP is NOT depressing. If anything, twilight is depressing. Bella got all depressed because her BOYFRIEND LEFT HER. IT IS SHOWING GIRLS THAT YOU NEED A MAN TO SURVIVE. Did you even take history? British people are amazing ! And they are some of the most friendliest people in the world! You just say America is better because you ARE an American. Okay the movies are not as good as the books but they are NOT crap. They have accents because, get this, they are BRITISH. There accents are amazing. They speak English you know. You say they need to talk right? Have you even checked your spelling? The characters are beautiful! They are unique. That’s why they are so popular, because they are themselves. Scars make you who you are and so do glasses. Beards are amazing! And Dumbledore is rocking that “dress”. (It’s a robe.) And gay people are the happiest people I have ever met. And obviously you do have something against them. And I am sure every HP fan out there agrees with me.
First of all, in no way is America being the “top country in the world” a fact. That’s just a fallacious opinion. Second of all, torture and killing is depicted as evil throughout the series, and characters suffer great losses and are deeply saddened because of it. These characters are depicted as good. Also, the characters are amazing. They are lovable, unique, and all-around special, each in their own way. This has incredibly flawed logic. Also, Britain and the American COLONIES fought against each other during the Revolutionary war in 1775-1783. Britain did lose, but we became allies during WW2 with the Soviet Union, France, China, and many other countries. We won, by the way. Also, neither Dumbledore nor any other student at Hogwarts wears a dress on a daily basis. That is called a robe. Also, the Harry Potter villains are realistic, and the plot is intriguing and gripping. Harry Potter is an amazing series and I was shocked when I read this post.
You say you have nothing against homosexuals but… I don’t know cuz you do realise that a man who’s gay when he’s 20 years old is still gay when he’s 100 years old right?? I don’t care about your stupid and idiot reasons why Twilight would be better than Harry Potter, it’s all just bullshit but seriously, saying that someone’s creepy because he’s gay…
1. Ron says “Bloody hell” quite often. I’ll give you that. You say it’s inappropriate? I don’t think that children should read about Bella throwing herself off a cliff because her “love” left her. What’s worse, learning a couple swear words or learning it’s okay to throw yourself off of a cliff when your boyfriend leaves you?
2. Death is okay and it is natural. Not sure where that logic came from… Also, they all died for a cause, defeating Voldemort.
3. Hitler killed people and tortured them for fun, and yet we still read about that in history books. Also, it’s made pretty clear that Bellatrix and Voldemort are insane.
4. Britain was on our side in WWII… And it’s great that you have a sense of nationalism, but don’t go around degrading things just because they aren’t American.
5. J.K Rowling doesn’t use slang in her books, sure some of the words aren’t as familiar to Americans, but they are easy to figure out.
6. Did you ever think that to British people you have a funny accent? And I mean come off it, their accents aren’t that hard to understand. It might just be you. They have those accents because the story takes place in England and those are the kind of accents they have there! *gasp*
7. The characters are not ugly. Hermione’s bushy hair makes her relatable. She teaches girls it’s okay to have flaws, and that people will still love you. She doesn’t have boys lining up like Bella, but she has wonderful friendships that will last her entire life. Luna Lovegood is an amazing character, she shows you it doesn’t matter how you dress as long as you believe. Harry Potter’s scar is a major plot point! His hair is messy, just like his father, and that is okay!! Dumbledore wears a robe, not a dress. As for the rest of your statement… Really? just no. J.K Rowlings characters are amazing.
8. Answer to your first question: Hitler. Like I said before. The villains are very realistic. Let’s take Umbridge for example: she comes in and starts changing a lot of things, it really hits home for a lot of people. It’s her way or the highway. She is cunning and deceiving. She knows what she wants and goes for it. That’s what most villains do.
Also, I didn’t even try with these answers, so if I made mistakes I apologize, feel free to correct me. 🙂
1. Little kids wouldn’t really read it. and Bloody Hell isn’t even a curse word! Yes, the B word can be bad but it means female dog. It’s online curse word. CHILL
2. Yes, it can be a bit volent, btu Death IS neutral and it’s inevitable. Do you expect there be a perfect happy ending in every book, in every life? NO.
3. THERE ARE PSYCOS IN THE BOOK. What do you expect? The bad guys just me like ‘Oh no our plan is foiled, retreat!!” No! They’re evil, hardcore! Yes, torturing is bad in real life but this is a BOOK. There will be some bad things happening, like torture. Deal with it.
4. OH so now your practically being racist? So British books suck now and all American books rule? Wow, that’s low. Harry Potter has more detail, plot and action than Twilight. #4 is a sorry excuse for saying Twilight is better because it’s made in America and saying Harry Potter sucks because it’s british. smh
5. It’s not confusing! Yes, the slang is different, and so is some of OUR slang to them!ANd who said you needed a ‘slang dictionary’? That would be YOUR choice to use it and I think their slang is amazing! So hush.
6. The movies are not yak dung. So now the MOVIES suck because of the people in it, not because it’s made in America? Hypocrite! The actors and actresses are BRITISH. That is why they have accents! I understand them perfectly, and you shouldn’t need to use subtitles. They can speak normally and their not weirdos. Get your facts straight.
7. Ok, how does LOOKS have to do with it? Think of the Hunchback of Notre Dame. He was practically SUPER ugly, yet people don’t hate on him for that! Hermione is supposed to have frizzy hair, Luna is being Luna so back off from her case, Muggle and Ron is awesome, so don’t diss him either and Harry’s glasses are not weird, many people in the world have them! So now you’re insulting them too! As for his scar, it’s unique. Are YOU ever gonna get a cool scar like that? Hm? What’s that? no? I thought so. And HOW DARE YOU INSULT DUMBLEDORE YOU MUGGLE!! His beard and mustache are amazing, so if you have a friend who ahd a beard and/or mustache, you’re gonna assume he’s a creep now? Dumbledore does NOT wear a dress, it’s a ROBE. Gte your facts straight, honestly! The beard/mustache doesn’t make him look evil either. It makes him look wise. And Dumbledore ISN’T GAY! Honestly, what is with people like that? And old people can be gay, it’s their freedom! a couple of two men or two women can grow old together if they wanted. And you say your not against homosexuals, but your against old people being gay. Wow.
8. The villians ARE realistic. It shows how they can be crazy, cunning and deciving. They torture people and such because their EVIL. They don’t care what happens to them, as long as they aren’t caught and that it’s FUN. What part of EVIL do you not get woman??
Yeah those were ‘a few’ reasons why Harry Potter is ‘bad’. And having things aforementioned can help refresh what happened and bring up more clues and solutions to the book!
‘”Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE”‘ OH so US defending Harry Potter and proving very valid points is rude? YOU’RE the one who is getting all over US saying Harry Potter sucks and Twilight is way better because blah blah blah. We don’t THINK it is better than Twilight. We KNOW it’s better than Twilight. Don’t make assumptions.
HARRY POTTER RULES IM AM ONE HP FAN AND FYI the guy who guys plays your stupid vampire like harry potter then twillight and loves playing cediric diggory
and also WHEN BELLA LOST HER LOVE SHE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF WHEN HERMIONE LOVE LEFT HER SHE STILLED HELP HARRY POTTER AND YOUR THE DORK AROUND HERE. FYI love and friendship could stop fights and your fandom has nothing so bye
from a huge HP fan
1. The Phrase *Bloody H*ll isn’t really a Bad word, and B*tch means Female Dog and Molly said it when she was Defending her Daughter! Honestly I though it was heroic for Molly to Destroy Bellatrix like that to save her Daughter.
2. So what if it’s “Violent and people die in every book” That keeps it Interesting and makes the Readers FEEL for the Characters! In almost every Great and Popular Series CHARACTERS WILL DIE!
3. Voldemort and Bellatrix and other Death Eaters torture because they ARE EVIL! They’re supposed to! And they don’t teach us that that stuff is Right, they teach us that they Path of Evil can corrupt you.
4. Actually I’m pretty Sure Japan is the Highest in Technology. And really “American stuff is better that British stuff” because of World War 2 that is REALLY stupid, and you could say “You’re only saying that because your British” but no I’m American and even I now that America is REALLY MESSED UP! .
5. Spell Confusing right. And anyone with a BRAIN CELL can understand British Slang. And if they Don’t they can look it up. But really it’s pretty Easy to Understand.
6. Um…. You do realize those were British Accents. I mean it was shot in Britain. The actors were all British and the Series originated in Britain. But NOOOO They should Have American actors for a BRITISH STORY because some Idiot couldn’t understand them!
7. It’s what inside a Character that matters, not their Looks! And so what if the actor who played Dumbledore was Gay, ANYBODY could be Gay
8.Voldemort was A MUCH better Villain that Voultri! So what if he was Sadistic, that is what made him EVIL!
I think that this must be a Harry Potter fan masquerading as a Twilight fan in order to display the reality haters on the internet and how there’s just no substance behind it. I hope this is the truth as the alternative is too depressing to even think about.
Wait. I’ve thought of the best thing. All the commenters here should write a post called: Why Twilight Sucks. Gettit? SUCKS! Ha! Cos It’s About Vampires! Sorry…….
Omg you have not one good reason in all of this thing
. I’m pretty sure that bloody hell is not a bad word, and even if it is kids don’t know it so….
2. And 3. All the violence in the book is supposed to show you what happens in war and it’s deep not horrible
4. did you just write so thing SUPER racist!
NEWS FLASH! Not all American things are instantly better than British things
5.if you don’t understand their British acsent (like must people) that your problem…
6.I’m sorry did you just say that the movie are CRAP!?
A. They have amazing and famous acters (unlike twilight..)
B. Have you seen the special effects! All twilight does is fast speed of the “vampires” running whitch I can do on my phone
C. Again SUPER RACIST! I’m think that British people are normal thank you very much!
7.All these stupid twilight postes have at least one thing that judges the apirence of the acters and character.
Seriously?! “Freakish scar”
FYI beards are not creepy and having a mustache doesn’t mean that you are evil.
AND…. you can’t say you’re not against homosexual and say that old people can’t be gay I mean THATS JUST WRONG!
8.Your villains are not realistic because TRULY EVIL people don’t care about killing and tottering other people AND the best part is that it is not all dangerous and we learn about the characters.
I am personally tired of you twilight fans having stupid reaons that don’t really explain how twilight could even be remotely close to the level of hp even Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart said that twilight sucks so DEAL WITH IT!!!!
OMG this is the epicest fail of the century. I can give you the best arguments against these…
1. When you say that harry potter is not appropriate for kids just because of its swearing…WHAT SHOULD I SAY ABOUT THE FIRST PART OF BREAKING DAWN??I find it amusing that you think breaking dawn is SOO appropriate for kids.
2.Well as far as deaths of good people are concerned, it conveys a message that life if not always fair…you CAN’T expect it to be fair. And deaths in a battle are more realistic than a negotiation.
3. torture…well, the people who tortured others suffered the consequences right?RIGHT????
4. Your fourth reason just DISGUSTS me. I totally can’t believe that someone can be so shallow. Same goes with the rest.
Hang on, you think the villains in Harry Potter are unrealistic because they enjoy killing and torturing people. Well, Twilight villains enjoy sucking people’s blood and ripping their heads off.
And what you said about British people qualifies as racism. If you don’t like a book, you’re entirely entitled to your own opinion. But you can’t read an English book and then complain that you can’t understand English – not that you can really write it either.
She published her work as ‘J.K. Rowling’ because her editors warned her that she would not sell as well if readers knew she was a women, because of sexism – at least as a woman you should understand that.
So true – Britain and America fought on the same side in World War 2 anyway, not to mention that loads of America is named after England; New York, New Jersey, New England, e.t.c. So if England’s so terrible, why did America adopt it’s language and its names?
Are you Sirius? XD
I mean what’s the connection between old and gay? Beard and evil? (with reference to the point mentioning Dumbledore) And what do mean when you say potterheads must stop thinking Harry Potter is better? well… we just KNOW it! And also we do not LORD over the Twilight kiddos! Why do you think we are RUDE or something? We aren’t RUDE or anything… We just happen to be right!
Regards and Avada Kedavra! 😀
TO THOSE OF YOU WHO BELIEVE RUBBISH LIKE THIS SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!
Harry Potter is not a chlidrens book and never will be. The targeted age of this book is 11+ by that age most kids themselves are cursing behind parents backs and yes Molly Weasley did call Bellatrix a b*tch but then again Bellatrix was going to kill Molly’s daughter. When your child is about to be killed by a psychotic serial killer you see if you don’t call them a b*tch too. So that point is truly invalid. As for the death yes it does teach that it is natural and that I happens to everyone but it also teaches the hardships of war, and the negative effects discrimination can have on a population. The deaths are also there is give Harry, Ron, and Hermione motivation. Remus and Tonks were both killed to show a repeating pattern in the lives of war orphans. Remus and Tonks were representing James and Lily Potter in a way, and Teddy was representing Harry. Other deaths such as Fred Weasley, Lavender Brown, and Colin Creavey were to show that in a war even children die, and also to create a sense of reality between in the book. Yes the deaths are sad but they make us think and cry and they show that war effects everyone even the young and innocent. You may not want to read a book where even the good guys die, but who wants to read a book with a war in which no one dies?
As for the torture yes Voldemont does enjoy seeing others suffer but it doesn’t teach anyone that torture is okay. The torture in the book it to show how evil Voldemont is, and to show the all the physical and mental pain that happens to war torture victims. The pain and suffering the torture causes is to show the strength of the victims and to show the levels that Voldemort and Bellatrix are willing to sink to in order to rid the wizarding war of “mudblood scum”.
Considering you fourth point I am truly appalled by your lack of knowledge of basic history. Britain was fighting Germany’s Nazi forces before America even joined the war. Besides the fact that your opinion of America being better than Britain has no solid ground and has nothing to do with the making of movies. Another obvious flaw is that the Harry Potter movies were made by and American company even if it was filmed in Britain. Warner Bros is a purely American company and uses all the same equipment as other American movie companies. Shakespeare wasn’t an American, does that make him less than every American writer in existence?
In Harry Potter yes it does use a lot of British slang but that is the way they speak and we should accept that. I myself had to look up one British slang word which was “snogging” and that was it. If you had trouble understanding other British words in Harry Potter then that must be due to the fact that you are less intelligent than a 5th grader, and I can say that with confidence considering your obvious lack of knowledge on WWII.
In the Harry Potter movies they used British actors and American actors with British accents, considering it is the same language with just a simple accent you should be able to understand it. That again may be due to your diminished intellectual advances. Also just a little side note you spelled seriously, company, movies, and why’d wrong, and considering proper grammer the phrase would be “FUCKING TALK CORRECTLY”.
In your statement #7 you state that because of the apperance of the characters it makes the movies bad. If this is how you feel I cannot argue with you but it is not a fact and should not be held highly on your lists of reasons. The apperance of the characters is never the important part it is their personality. Yes Luna does dress strangely but that is to signify the differences between her and other people. Yes Dumbledore is gay, but he does not wear a dress. He wears a robe which is common wizarding wear. Besides the fact that anyone can be gay and beards and mustaches do not make you creepy or evil. Most elderly wizards have beards which signify power and wealth among thew wizarding world.
It is blantly obvious that you have only watched the movies of Harry Potter and did not read the books. Voldemort was cold and heartless but that was because his mother had conceived him while under a love potion. A child conceived under a love potion cannot feel love or compassion. Voldemort didn’t just want to rule the world he wanted to ride the wizardimg world of those he did not seem good enough to use magic and to live forever. Those two things are completely understandable motives. The battle of Hogwarts was on May 2 which was not the end of school as they still had more than a month left. Voldemort only attacked Hogwarts then because he knew that Harry was back in Hogwarts not because he wanted to wait for the student to finished their education.
I hope that next time you go to criticize something you think very hard about it before hand, and don’t base your “Reasons” off of opinion.
1. Swearing? It’s only as big of a deal as you choose to make it. If your daughter was about to killed, would you go up and hug a woman who could obliterate you and your daughter in two blinks? Not to mention YOU SWEARING.
2. Violence? Yeah, we sure as heck have violence, but you have no place to state that Twilight does not. Hello, Werewolves vs. Vampires? Final fight in “Breaking Dawn?” Also, having characters die made me feel more appreciative of the life I had, along with symbolizing many themes way too mature for people like yourself.
3. Torture in Harry Potter reflected the ruthlessness of the villains and emphasized the themes of things like prejudice and how wrong it i by comparing it to a fate we can’t begin to imagine.
4. Your fourth statement is extremely biased in the sense you’ve probably never met a British person. Heritage is something we can’t help, and shame on you prejudiced Death-Eater for hating on some extremely brilliant minds. As an American, even I WAS OFFENDED by this.
5. I’m an American middle school student and I understood EVERY WORD as if it were in my own language. You probably just couldn’t comprehend the books because your grammar sucks if I’m honest. Are we not going to highlight YOUR SLANG? (WTF, OMG, just to name a few.)
6. Listen, movies have to fit a time frame, so yes, they’re cutting stuff out from the books. Accents are what we are born with. As a young woman learning Spanish, it took me a while to adjust to a Spanish accent because of my American origin in which I have NO CONTROL over. Same goes for British people. They’re no going to change the way they speak for mindless people like yourself.
7. The characters are not ugly. They’re realistic. They are HUMAN. And again with the prejudice; you base your opinions off of false stereotypes. I have frizzy hair as a result of my genetics. Also, newsflash: Harry doesn’t have 20/20 vision. People need to see. Not to mention that Dumbeldore doesn’t wear a dress. He wears a robe and fabulous half-moon spectacles. He probably wiser than you or your shimmering vampires could ever be.
Also, Dumbeldore (from what we know) has ALWAYS been gay. Gay isn’t a phase that comes and goes, it’s part of who you might be. And so what if a dude wants to wear a dress? Gender equality, brat.
8. Who kills people for fun? Newsflash, it WASN’T for fun. Tom Riddle, aka Voldemort was prejudiced against a certain race and was extremely angry at the fact he lost power (and part of his soul) to an infant boy. Voldemort split his OWN SOUL into Horcruxes, because he felt the need to be immortal, demolishing whoever gets in his path.
In conclusion, I get that you have your opinions, and I have mine. I just think that what differs between us is that my reasoning is at least 90% unbiased, and I made sure to not use any slang or terms that might be confusing to your small vocabulary. I hink it was hilarious hat i could EASILY counter these facts. And I’m TWELVE. You talk about us being rude, but how about you take one precious moment of your time to realize your disgraceful attempt to bring a beautiful fandom down.
Is Harry Potter better than Twilight?
Always.
^(For those reading, typos were made on my school computer in which my “t” key was broken. Thank you.)
PREACH
If you like Twilight, that’s okay. If you don’t like Harry Potter, that’s also okay. However, if you are planning on voicing your opinions, please use logic, valid facts, and reasons other than “their accents sound funny” and such.
You my friend are an idiot! I like both Hp and twlight but I don’t I’ve ever sern anything so stupid check your facts and you are 100x more confused/confusing than anything in HP
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THIS POST WAS HILARIOUS!!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO THINK LIKE THAT
THIS THING WAS SO FUNNY!!!!!!
… oh wait, was this not a joke?
“Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.”
So stop thinking that Twilight is better than HP and lording it all over Potterheads because on our part, it is ALSO rude.
You could have said many of those things nicer just saying. The “dresses” that Dumbledore wears are actually called robes by the way. Also if you think the accent is fake- its not. All the actors were British. The movies were also made almost entirely in Britain due to the child actors. Commenting on how Hermione is ugly, well a lot of people who look back at there younger photos wouldn’t look super snazzy themselves. – Sincerely concerned Hufflepuff
Jesus fucking Christ, child, have you ever even read a Harry Potter book? I mean, I have nothing against Twilight, I’m planning on reading it, and checking it out, but, you seem like you know absolutely nothing about Harry Potter. Before I read on of the books, I was exactly like saying that Harry Potter sucked, and it was the worst series ever. But, I changed when I read the book series. It grasped my interest, and pulled me into the story, like a good book should do. If you can’t understand that, I give up on trying to fight this lost cause of ignorance and stupidity. Harry Potter taught me to be strong, independent, think things through, don’t always think about yourself, think before you do, and to try to be kind to others everyday, because one day, you will be rewarded with great fortune. I am now gonna end this comment with a beautiful quote from a beautiful Albus Dumbledore who I love even more because he’s gay like me.
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn in the light.”
– Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
First of all:
Shut up, Anderson, or you’ll lower the IQ of the whole street. Rowling wrote the Harry Potter series starting 1998 (the Year of the Battle of Hogwarts). She is British. Of course her story was going to be full of Brits!! Second of all, Twilight ruined actors careers. No one likes it but you Twihards. Another thing, there’s no such thing as a slang dictionary. Slang is in fact a slang word meaning shortened language. You really need to read history books and do your research.
Meyer has written a boring snooze fest. Where the Seven Hells is the action? Where the Seven Hells is the death?! Twilight has nothing but a weak main character who looks like she’s on drugs, a stalker sparkly fairy who isn’t a vegetarian but claims he is and a pedophile wannabe werewolf. What the Seven Hells was Meyer on when she wrote that load of bull? She’s the reason we have Fifty Shades of Gay.
Girls
Harry Potter’s era (the late 1900s) had swearing and slang as the norm. At least they have emotions and no drug or shall references.
Also, Britian is more posh. They hardly ever use slang, mate. That’s what us bloody Aussies use.
P.S, my Bella (Bellatrix Lestrange) is better than yours because she doesn’t need a man to be strong. She also doesn’t hear voices in her head telling her when she’s being stupid. The ones she hears tells her to kill Muggles and Mudbloods.
Emma Watson is more beautiful than you will ever dream of being.
And everyone in America wishes they could be British except for you
TRUE AF
First of all you have HORRIBLE SPELLING (so what would you know about any of this anyways).
Second of all bloody and hell are not bad words. Also Bella and Edward have sex…you want kids learn that?
Dying makes the story interesting! All Twilight is is love and boringness… DEATH IS NATURAL KIDS SHOULD LEARN ABOUT DEATH!
America is NOT EVEN CLOSE to being top! HAVE YOU HEARD OF CHINA??? I’m from America too but: JUST BECAUSE IT’S BY AN AMERICAN DOESN’T MEAN IT’S BETTER! IT DOESN’T AFFECT THE QUALITY AT ALL!!! In twilight there are many slang words that no one understands EXCEPT AMERICAN PEOPLE. We have accents to you know! They probably can’t understand A LOT in the Twilight movies!!
And what was that about you NOT FUCKING SWEARING?? BITCH IF YOU’RE GOING TO RANT THEN RANT CORRECTLY AND DON’T GO AGAINST YOURSELF!!!!!!
The characters are ugly? Opinions, opinions, opinions. Look up “Emma Watson” (girl who played Hermione)! Also Luna looks amazing!!! You wouldn’t know about the robes bc you DONT EVEN KNOW HARRY POTTER!
OUR COUNTRY JUST ACCEPTED GAY PEOPLE TO GET MARRIED!!!! AGAIN WHY DO YOU AGAINST YOURSELF??? THAT’S NOT HOW YOU RANT!!
WW2 IS WHEN WE FOUGHT WITH BRITIAN!!!! You obviously wouldn’t know about any of that you little 2nd grader (I would know by your spelling).
Unrealistic? YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT UNREALISTIC???? (Also Harry Potter is SUPPOSED to be fantasy!!)
HARRY POTTER IS SO MUCH MORE FUNNY!!! AND ALSO IT HAS A MUCH BETTER PLOT!!!
Hermione kept fighting the Dark Wizard (the evilest wizard of all time) after Ron broke up with her. Bella decided to commit suicide. That says enough itself!
Harry Potter is WAAYY better but you can like why you want to like…It’s just that a lot of this was SOO WRONG!
Lina Gupta, I need to meet you in real life
Hp IS better than twilight
This is the biggest fail I have ever seen in my life. I’m not going to even argue with this idiotic girl, she knows nothing of Harry Potter or anything in the world to be exact. Biggest dumbass I’ve ever seen.
Stupid
wow just wow
First of all bloody hell isnt a curse, second of all death is natural and they died like heros, third of all I’m American and I understand the British words they use because I’m actually intelligent, fourth Harry Potter is suitable for children but also for adults, and fifth J.K. Rowling has actual talent where as Stephanie Myers has complete trash writing and I mean that in the most offensive way.
NOBODY INSULTS DUMBLEDORE!!!! NO ONE!
MY father will hear about this,
you filthy little mudblood.
MY father will hear about this,
you filthy little mudblood.
Oh if you didn’t understand this, please go READ, not WATCH, all of the Harry Potter books. Thank you.
-slytherin
#1 violent language. Twilight has sex. Not a reason
#2 good guy dead. It brings depth and beauty in the story. Thats why twilight is boring.
#3 villains torturing for fun. Havent you read the purpose?. In GoF they do that to let everybody knows about the returns of the dark lord. In tDH, she do that because it will be a threat for the dark lord. It certainly is not for fun. The villain in Twilight is boring. They did nothing!. Not a reason
#4 youre racist. Not a reason.
#5 youre stupid. Im three when i first read it and English is not my first language. Not a reason.
#6 like seriously? How stupid can you be?. Will wonder never cease? Not a reason.
#7 characters.
Thats why we , ranging from 10 to 80 years old readers. Because we can relate to the characters. A nerd can relate to Hermione, a poor family can relate to the Weasleys. And an orphan who had been living for ten years as an outcast in his own house. In twilight we got an immoral mother, a stalking sparkling fairy and a Bella. A stupid creature with a boring life. Oh she had sex at 18. Great example for kids.
And Dumbledore is not a gay. Neither the books nor the movies depicted his gender. He is gay when JK revealed it because of a stupid question. Not a reason .
#8 the villains should be evil. Only then it shows the strength of the hero. Thats just show how weak Edward is.
No reasons at all. HP is way better than better Twilight.
sincerely,
AVARA KEDAVRA!!
Oh my god how much do you want to fail… I am not English or American, but I really like that British accent and I can follow that better than American (no offence to the Americans, I’m just a stupid 12 year old Dutch girl who tries to write something in English). About the fact that people die, it isn’t depressing. Well, I cried days because of some people/creatures, but in my opinion is that one of the things that make the books (and films, too) so fantastic. About 7, wtf? That’s no good reason, I mean, are you really gonna tell me that one of the reasons that you like Twilit is that the characters are handsome/pretty? Omg… And about 5, I really didn’t need a slang dictionary to read the books. Really not. So I don’t know how much worse your English is than mine, but I don’t think it’s very good. Well, I think I’ll stop with irritating you because of my many grammar mistakes, so this was it
are you, like, retarded or something. how extraordinarily like your father you are, he too liked to be a son of a b****… i give this piece of essay T
mr. malfoy please take this person away
Yes, professor Snape. I shall take this mudblood away. Did you notice that you said two feet of parchment but they only did one and a half? You should take twenty points from Hufflepuff. Also, *turns to you* my father will hear about me, the heir to the Malfoy name, going to school with a mudblood! I think I shall take Father up on the offer to go to Pigfarts.
Umm… that was pretty racist. British people have British accents, obviously. And you can’t grow old and magically lose your gayness.
You’re not smart. That’s rather evident in ours taste of novels.
Have a nice day!
1.) Too much swearing: Do u know what people say now a days? Kids in 4th grade are cussing ,and kids in high school and college read Harry Potter.
2) Death: Yes death is natural; it happens every day. Does that mean that no one mourns it? NO! Deaths WERE mourned, people cried, but this story IS A WAR!!! People die in a war, and if u don’t like it then don’t read it. Cause there’s not many real wars without sacrifice and casualties.
3) Torture: This goes it death, but added that people watch movies and tv shows wear people are tortured and kill. And if u don’t want to read or watch it THEN DON’T
4) America is Better: First, I’m American. Second, Britain is better than us in numerous ways such as Education, Health Care, and Health ( though a lot of countries are better than us in that one). SO THAT IS PURELY AN OPINION. Third, Britian was OUR ALLY IN WW2! Do your research.
5) It’s Confusing: Harry Potter was written by a BRIT! So why the hell should she change her writing style for US! It’s NOT AN AMERICAN BOOK ! GET OVER IT!
6) The movies are crap:YOU FIND THESE REAL ACCENTS STUPID! Why should they hire AMERICAN ACTOR for a British book? AND the movies are your OPINION cause the movies have NO effect or relevance the plot of the book.
7) the actors are ugly: EMMA WATSON IS ONE OF THE HIGHEST PAID ACTORS ANS IS FREAKING BEAUTIFUL! These are actors playing roles, and they are realistic. They’re not beautiful THEY ARE PLAYIGNORMAL TEENS Not super models. JUST because Harry doesn’t look like a damn god at 11 doesn’t mean he’s freakish or weird. ONCE AGAIN NOT A GOD ;A TEEN. Second, Dumbledore IS WEARING A ROBE NOT A FREAKING DRESS! Third, your statement “Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw”MAKES NO SENSE! You claim u have nothing against homosexuality, but apparently old people can’t be gay. Does that mean that all gay people can’t get old and are only allowed to be gay when they’re young.
8) the villians are unrealistic: Voldemort( AKA Tom Riddle) first wanted to kill all the muggles, squibs, and muggleborns; however as he began to split his soul he lose his morals and became insane and wanted to rule the world. Voldemort also DIED and his soul was wandering and trying to find a body, so sorry IT TAKES A WHILE to gain power and A BODY! Last ( though I never began with a first) the “creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks” can be kinda handsome ,and HOW WOULD U FEEL IF EVERYONE ALIENATED U BECAUSE IF YOUR HOUSE AND THERE WERE PEOPLE WHO LIKED AND ACCEPTED U. Would u go with them and be respected, or be mocked, hated, and shunned by your peers.
Finally; I don’t care much for Twilight ( it was a phase)and LOVE Harry Potter but that doesn’t mean that I hate and bash Twilight. I respected your decision to love Twilight and don’t care, BUT DON’T use these stupid and biased opinions to state your love for Twilight and hate for Harry Potter.
Britain was in an alliance with America during WWII and we won. I’m 11years old and I know this . Since when are beards and moustaches creepy. And its a robe no a dress! I have hardly got half way through and I can’t stop laughing 😆 fo
I look in the mirror,
And what do I see?
You, a twihard looking back at me.
I touch my Mark,
And who comes by,
But You Know Who,
Ready to CRUCIO
he looks at me,
He looks confused,
Can He be siding with The Boy Who Lived?
He calls out to Draco,
Who comes fast,
Ready to serve his master at last.
He asked for Harry Potter and the Mudblood,
Who came and started to duel.
The Dark Lord stoped them,
And told them that you were putting pain on the wizarding name!
They looked back and forth, clearly confused,
And took out a galleon, and called their friends.
You started to fight, Shape-Shifter at your side,
Wait, did I say,
That this all happens in the
Mirror of Erised?
I’m sorry I had to
Oh the Mirror of Erised is a mirror that shows your deepest desire. ( get it?? Erised is Desire backwards!!!)
Genius. Genius I tell you.
I hope one day these #Twilightgurls meet Luna lovegood…..lol they will forget their names!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
I am ashamed to be even on this page .
I just wanted to see all the crappy reasons you had
Ok. Do I even have to explain why all of these are stupid? America and Britain WORKED TOGETHER. And WON together. Also you homophobic, backwards thinking idiot. There is nothing wrong with gays. Yes, the girls are not drop dead gorgeous. You know why? Realistic expectations. Bella, on the other hand, gets pregnant at 18 and jumps off a CLIFF for a guy. Which is obviously an amazing example for young girls- if you’re boyfriend leaves you, attempt suicide- he’ll come running. Also, yes honey, people die- good people. It’s called real life. In wars not only the bad guys die. Although Twilight’s take on a war that ended in a handshake was obviously much better for you guys. And since when was bloody hell swearing? I could argue with you more but that would be wasting way too much time. The rest of the Potter fandom already seem to have my back.
I hate Twilight so much it isn’t even funny. Twitards only like the series because of hot guys. No more has to be said. She needs to read a real book once in a while. Try reading a history book and find out how much Harry Potter is like the actual WW2.
Okay, the fact that good characters die shows kids that bad things happen to people who don’t deserve it. Also, bloody Hell isn’t bad words. Hell is a noun and bloody is an adjective. Also, that is extremely rude to say that it is better because it is in America. Like really I love the fact that it is placed in England it gives you funny words and great characters like Hagrid. So the characters have flaws every person has flaws. Like your flaw that you think twilight is better. Hermine has flaws and her friends are there for a reason not because she s the new girl or whatever crap reason you have about it. Bellatrix and Voldemort do not in anyway show that violence is acceptable at all. Nowhere in the book is that a point saying it was okay. Also out Bella would kill yours before she could take a step, so don;t say that she is strong. Also, I want to finish out by saying, LEARN TO SPELL.
Bitch I don’t know what mix of drugs you’re on, but rack a book sweetheart. The British is the reason why we have America and a lot of famous people and things, hell we wouldn’t have the toilet if it wasn’t for Britain. Also the British and America were allies in World War 2. And the actors have “weird” accents because they’re from England. Also Harry Potters villains torture and kill people for “fun” because they’re BAD PEOPLE that’s the whole point of villains. J.K. Rowling wrote the villains like that to show that there are crazy, bad, evil people out in the world who are evil and she prepares you for life and what the world is actually like. So get out of your glamorous fairy tale world and experience what the real world is like.
This. Is. The. Stupidest. Article. I. Have. Ever. Read. Legit all you did was put your own opinion. Then you say to stop thinking HP is “sooooo much better and trying to lord it all over the Twilight fans, that’s just plain RUDE” that’s rude to say in the first place and I could just switch it around and say the same to you. Stop thinking Twiglight is sooooo much better and trying to lord it all over the HP fans, that’s just plain RUDE. How about you learn how to write a logical explanation. I think my favorite part of this dumbass article is that you called Dumbledore creepy for having a beard, mustache, being old, for being gay, and for wearing a “dress”. You hating on gay people cause I will fight you M8. GET ROASTED ASSBASKET!
Ok, I’ve been a Potterhead for a while now, and I’ve heard quite a few arguments against Harry Potter, This article has got to be the absolute stupidest thing I’ve ever read. Here are rebuttals to each of your points, with 100% more grammar, and 100% less dying brain cells.
1. You’re right, there is swearing in Harry Potter. But one of the points you made here was that little kids are reading this stuff. If parents don’t want their kids knowing about curse words, maybe they shouldn’t let their child read the books. Don’t blame the author for the parent’s irresponsibility. Also, when I imagine “little kids,” I think of any child ages 3-7. If someone that young is even able to read Harry Potter level books, then I’d say that they’re definitely mature enough for a little swearing.
2. Once again, you are correct in that people die in the books. But a good book series is supposed to make the readers feel emotion, and death is one of the most effective ways to accomplish that. If the audience doesn’t tear up a little while reading about the loss of a beloved character, then the author hasn’t done a good enough job writing the book.
3. The torture in the Harry Potter series does not teach children that torturing others is ok. You mentioned that Voldemort and Bellatrix enjoy torturing people, and they do, but what you have to remember is that those characters are villains and, as a result, hated by the readers. None of the protagonists have those sorts of thoughts of hurting others for amusement.
4. Alright, now I’m just getting pissed off. What you are saying is that because the author of Harry Potter is British, that automatically makes it worse than anything American, regardless of quality. I hate to break it to you, but that’s not how it works. An author’s nationality does not matter as much as quality. To believe that American stuff is better than British stuff simply because it’s American is to reach a level of stupid never before explored. When it comes to literature, quality beats out all else. It’s as simple as that. And providing one instance of a time they lost to us in one world war proves absolutely nothing about the quality of America over Britain. Not only that, but the example you provided was false, America and Britain were allies in World War II. And, one more thing till I move on to the next point, America is most definitely NOT the top country in the world. Our schooling system sucks, our obesity rate is through the roof, and don’t even get me started on our politicians. Seriously, I’m American and I don’t even believe that trash.
5.It’s really not that confusing if you just take the time to use context clues (Ever heard of those before? I’d guess no.) and actually figure out what the mean. Just because you’re too lazy to actually do work on something doesn’t mean everyone else is.
6. Have you really never heard a British accent before watching the Harry Potter movies? Really? They have those “funny accents” because the actors are British! J.K. Rowling insisted on only using British actors for the movies for the sole reason of making sure the accents were authentic. Many people who watch the movies can understand them just fine. They can talk right, but since they’re from a different country, they’re going to have an accent. Depending on what part of America you’re from, the voice that you talk with is actually the closest you can find to NOT having an accent. Please try to remember that not everyone talks like you, snowflake.
7. It is your personal opinion that the characters are ugly. Many people (myself included) actually find most of them quite attractive. Hermione is a “frizzy haired dork” because that’s how the books portrayed her. Same with Luna. Of course she’s weird; that’s her character, her personality. Without that, she’s just not… Luna. Again, Ron being ugly is your personal opinion. Harry wearing glasses has nothing at all to do with anything. A lot of people wear corrective lenses because they have problems with their vision. His scar is his trademark. Without the scar, he wouldn’t be fully him. The fact that Dumbledore has facial hair does not make him creepy or evil. He does not wear a dress, he wears a robe, which is a popular item of clothing in the wizarding community worn by most people, males included. And even if it was a dress, have you ever heard of cross-dressing. It’s a common behavior, exhibited in transgenders especially, where a man dresses in the clothing of a woman and vice versa. Him being elderly and gay does not make him creepy, it makes you intolerant. You act like people can just switch off their sexual orientation once they reach a certain age. Do you actually think that? Because I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if you did. Oh, and saying “nothin against homosexals, btw” ( yes that is actually how you said it) doesn’t mean that what you said is automatically not homophobic.
8. And finally, you mentioned here that the villains in Harry Potter are “unrealistic.” Ah, yes, because evil vampires stopping at nothing to eat one girl when there are billions of other equally edible humans on planet Earth is SO realistic. Actually, Harry Potter villains are quite a bit more realistic than the Volturi. Why, you ask? Because real people actually do torture and kills others for fun. Those people are called serial killers and they’re the reason you’re taught as a child not to talk to strangers. The Death Eaters are serial killers with magic. And, listen closely now, I’m only going to say this once: You mentioned in this bullet point that the Harry Potter villains are just losers in cloaks with bad hair. Voldemort has no hair. Your argument is invalid.
And now, just for kicks, here are some bonus features:
One of many reasons Twilight sucks: Edward is rapey. He literally FOLLOWS Bella at one point in the first book, and he breaks into her house every night to watch her sleep. “Oh, but it’s so romantic how obsessed he is with her,” I hear some Twihards saying. No. It’s not. I mean come. Imagine for one moment that you woke up in the middle of the night to find a random boy from one of your classes sitting in your bedroom staring at you in your sleep. I don’t care how hot he is, you’d freak out.
A list of every misspelled word in the article paired with their correct spellings (acronyms are included) as well as every grammar mistake(capitalization errors, punctuation, incorrect use of homophones, etc.)( Disclaimer: some words may be mentioned more than once because the author of this article has no idea how to spell):
peopla- people
Theres- There’s
weasley- Weasley
Thats- That’s
unaceptable- unacceptable
Its- It’s
i- I
its- it’s
and- And
lupin- Lupin
fred- Fred
tonks- Tonks
kinds- kids
that- That
peopls- people
thats- That’s
Its- It’s
an- and
dHAVE- HAVE
Thats- That’s
2- too
Thats- That’s
Its- It’s
british- British
american- American
im- I’m
its- it’s
british- British
american- American
its- it’s
comfusing- confusing
british- British
britis- British
like- Like
doesnt- doesn’t
and- And
baout- about
british- British
american- American
compeny- company
movyes- movies
2- to
siriusly- seriously
subtittles- subtitles
cant- can’t
whyd- why’d
should of- should’ve or should have
chracters- characters
Rons- Ron’s
souns- souls
thank- thanks
wit- with
THATS- THAT’S
hes- he’s
thats- that’s
hes- he’s
peopla- people
rent- aren’t
nothin- nothing
homosexals- homosexuals
btw-by the way
the- The
WHat- What
tortured- tortures
WTF- WHAT THE ****
i- I
thats- That’s
they’s they’re
thats- that’s
Now, I don’t know how old you are, but you write like a three year old. Have you ever heard of spellcheck? It’s great, you should try it sometime. Seriously, you don’t write an article like this. Please do us all a favor and go back to second grade.
And now, some overall flaws in the author’s thinking:
-“that teaches people that death is ok and natural!” (Reason 2) Um, don’t know how to tell you this, but death sort of IS natural. You’re born, you live, you die. That’s how it works.
-“… its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world.”(Reason 4) I know I already talked about this, but I cannot stress it enough. It is ONE of the most powerful, but it is is not THE most powerful. Britain is also one the most powerful. And answer this for me: if America is the top country in the world, how come our education system managed to teach you nothing? Checkmate, moron.
And final bonus feature of the day:
“Twihard” sounds like “try-hard” with a speech impediment. Coincidence? I think not.
If you read it all the way through, go get yourself a cookie! You really, really deserve it. I really didn’t mean to make this as long or as rude- sounding as it was, I just really have no patience for idiots who act like they’re Albert Einstein. Sorry to those Twilight fans out there (or “Twihards” if you will)
who got offended by this. I really didn’t mean to upset the fans who actually don’t make stupid arguments as to why Harry Potter sucks. Unfortunately, the writer of this article is not one of those fans. To those of you wondering, yes, I do have quite a lot of time on my hands, especially when it comes to educating idiots. And to the author, I have only one thing left to say to you:
You’ve just been owned by a middle schooler.
Oops, I just realized there were a few typos in this comment, such as commas where periods should be and writing “the” instead of “they.” My apologies, fellow Potterheads.
HARRY POTTER IS WAY BETTER THEN UR DUMB AŚŚ TWILIGHT THE PPL R BRITISH AND U HAVE TO BE A FLIIPING IDIOT NOT TO UNDERSTAND THEM. THE ONLY POINT U HAD WAS THAT THE MAIN BAD GUY WAITED TULL THE END IF THE SCHOOL YEAR TO ATTACK.
About reason number 2. This is one of the most stupid things I have ever read. Main characters dying teaches kids (and everybody) that death is okay, that life doesn’t always go how you want it to go. It also shows how much better of an author Rowling was.She wasn’t afraid to make important characters die. Meyers made sure nobody important died, so that Bella could have her perfect little life.
How can someone be so incredibly stupid? First of all, JK Rowling tells it like it is. You speak of violence, well, that’s how it is in the REAL world. People die. Fact of life. Secondly, you talk about inappropriate language yet you drop the f-bomb continuously. Also, you say that you have both against British people, then you bash them against a rock with your stereotypical outlook. Apparently, due to your idiocy, you can’t comprehend what people say while using an accent. Remember, American accents sound odd to them to. If anything, we’re the ones who talk oddly. Next, you speak of how the characters look. You realize that not everyone looks perfect, right? The characters are written like real people who do have flaws. They aren’t fake. Then, you went after Luna, which is unforgivable. STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER YOU BITCH! You are also obviously a homophobic fool. You act as if being gay is bad. Additionally, he’s not wearing a dress, it’s a robe. It was a traditional outfit. Then, you go back to villains. The fact of the matter is that there are real people out there who are just as evil as our villains. Murderers and torturers exist in the world, as much as you want to deny it. Now we’re back at the first one, though I suppose someone as slow witted as yourself may have trouble remembering. You say that you’re tired of people dragging Twilight through the mud, but that doesn’t mean it’s ok for you to do that to Harry Potter. So, for the last time, STAY AWAY FROM HARRY POTTER YOU BITCH.
Ok I have a lot of problems. First Harry Potter ain’t bad you just don’t understand cuz idek second of all there’s literally no swearing if you have to blank out bloody hell then I must literally be like 2 years old second of all if it’s too violent for you then why tf are you watching it. Also I found it very offensive how you brought up the fact that hp is British like that’s not fair just because there British movies doesn’t mean there bad and I’m sure lots of people will agree with me and as a British person if you came up to me and said I hate British ppl u guys are pricks and hp is terrible I’d probably punch you in the face. And there’s nothing wrong with how the characters look Daniel Radcliffe isn’t ugly, what do you have against gingers huh ? Rupert grint isn’t ugly, and Emma Watson isn’t ugly she’s beautiful you can’t say that she’s ugly cuz she has frizzy hair and tries hard in school maybe I have all those features you could be offeding me ! Again if you don’t like the movies then why are you watching them also you must be retarded catch up on ur history because the British actually won ww2 and America was our allies. That’s just some of the problems I have with your text and there is a lot more I just can’t be bothered to type them because it would probably be rlly long. Just want to say epic fail and I hope you enjoy the rest of your miserable life as a tilight fan
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
(*people and yes bitch, it is true)
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
(note the use of- kind of; because you know you cant raise a point with anything you say here)
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
(Bloody aint a bad word, neither is hell. Bitch is the a female dog. The way this generation is going I’m surprised this was put in here because I bet you fire cuss words too)
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
(Because it’s a fact of life that we all have to die someday and lose people we love. It’s *realistic* Death is natural unless you’re God, hunny)
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
(Deatheaters represent modern day terrorists. Whaddya think terrorists do sweetheart? Take you out on a date in the magical meadow? That;s not reality, but then again, you’re a twiharder…That’s the point of why they’re villains unlike the cowardly pussies known as the Volturi)
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
(Looks like Meyer taught ya to be racist too? 😮 Also bitch, I would adore letting you fight in that war 😉 )
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
(I dont blame her for this one, Twiharders killed their brain cells by liking this series so she cant decipher anything on her own. Poor little girl)
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
(The twilight cast speaks down in their throats and they dont project their voices at fucking all. I needed subtitles to watch that shit)
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
(Ugly like your mentality? Hermione has beauty and intelligence /clearly something you lack/ Luna’s mom died when she was very young, wouldnt you be traumatized or did your mom died after realizing how you turned out. That’s very mean. Gingers are adorable. Harry has been through more than you can imagine in your dizziest daydreams.)
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
(Well, folk, that settles it. You can only be gay young so unleash YOUR LOVE FOR THE SAME SEX NOW)
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
(reply to me when you fight your old as fuck Volturi….wait, they wont fight :/)
Dear Lizzabella, I know you’re dying of shame 🙂
Actually, ‘bloody’ is considered a bad word in Britain, but I’m surprised Lizziebella knows that since… y’know, “anything american is automatically better than anything british”, which implies that she’s not FROM Britain too
I fear for the future of Humanity, just by reading this article
Hey guys.. isn’t this person joking.. I’m sure they are because they used Siriusly and if they know Fred and Lupin dies they probably know about Sirius and stuff so why woudl she use Siriusly? I feel like I’m jsut desperate to make a reason for this to be a joke….
She said she has dyslexia like the Demigods do
2.Death is okay and natural
3.Voldemort and Bellatrix are the bad guys and bad guys like to cause pain
4. Just because something is American doesn’t mean it is better and btw I’m American also you didn’t even get the war right it was the Revolutionary war
5&6.the accents are British and the actors do talk right and the actors are not weirdos they are very talented btw your beloved Edward was played by Robert Pattenson who was Cedric Diggery first so you are calling Edward a weirdo
7.My dad has a beard and a mustache and he doesn’t look creepy at all also just because someone is old doesn’t mean the can’t be gay
8.again their villains it’s what they do
I forgot this one but her goes who cares if the characters are ugly your basically saying that only books with hot characters in them are good books and I wish I was allowed to leave the house dressed like Luna, my best friend is a ginger, who cares if Harry has glasses and a scar or not Harry can do more in his life than Edward in his extended lifetime and lastly Hermione is not a frizzy hair dork when Edward left Bella she jumped of a cliff to see his face but when Ron left Hermoine she kept going on her journey no matter how much she wanted to see his face
This is why these reasons are so stupid
Btw I’m 10
Why. Just why
This can’t be real. It has to be a joke. No one is that stupid. C’mon dude, making the Twilight people look dumber than they already are is funny, but if it goes to shit they have ammo to throw at us
thanks for telling us why hp is better than twlight
I do not agree with you in the slightest.
I could make a list with every reason you mentioned but many have done that before.
There is nothing wrong with being gay. Despite that you say you haven’t got a problem with Them either.
Why can’t you be gay when your’e old? So of you were gay as teenager you can’t be gay when your’e 80. I mean what is that for logic?
And no, I’m not some old dude.
Just cuz u girls don’t have a romance life, doesn’t mean u have to hate on Harry Potter. Harry Potter actually has good stuff, not lovey dovey shit like Twilight
Aw man, it’s been six and a half years and you’re STILL getting comments. I can’t even begin to describe how effective a troll you are.
I know right?
Yeah, you’d reckon people would work out whoever wrote this was probably fucking with people by now
ExCUSE ME well THAT WAS A MAJOR FAIL
To the maker of this page. I will not insult you as countless others have done in the comment section, nor am I going to try to convince you that Harry Potter is better than Twilight even though I am a proud Slytherin, I will merely give you suggestions on how to make a better post next time. You want to spell check and grammar check thoroughly. Grammarly can help you with that. You also do not want to contradict what you put in there with the information below. For example, you complain about cursing in Harry Potter, but repeatedly uses the f-word, not even filtered. Try avoiding offending a nation like what you did by stating that Twilight is better than Harry Potter because of their respective nationalities. This brings me to my next point. Please, fact check yourself before posting! For your information, the Americans were not fighting the British militarily during WWII!!! You also want to sound professional. Pretend like your parents and teachers are reading this. What will they think? You have the right to express your opinions, but if you are trying to convince others that you are right, please do so professionally. I am extremely ashamed of any Slytherins who may have used inappropriate language or behaved below their age level in the comment section. Note that I do not agree with your argument in the slightest and is open to any civilized debate of whether Twilight is truly better than Harry Potter. Best wishes.
What would you say to the Woman Who killed your son?! Call her an Asshole?!
Bloody Hell isn’t really a Swear Word
In my opinion, My english teacher says it everytime.
Imagine a war, were all good guys live and all the bad guys die
That wouldn’t be realistic,
We must make sacrifices for life
Harry Potter teaches us that at a very young age.
That’s Kind of racist what you Said about Brits, im a twelve year old german and Love the accents, I have no Problem understanding them.
And How is Hermione (Emma Watson)
Not pretty?!!! Even a friend of Mine, Who isn’t a HP Fan thinks that she is really pretty!!
I Hope that you know that Robert Pattinson played in Harry Potter (one Movie!!)
He said that He liked playing Cedric Diggory more than Edward Cullen!
And Death IS Natural!!!
In Twillight Bella lives in a boring Little Town (the Klischee) Named Forks,
I would rather go to Hogwarts!
A magical School with moving stairs and pictures, all Kinds of magical creatures, Ghosts and more
Bella,s School seems pretty boring at this point.
Harry Potter definitly has better Characters that’s obvious!
We learn so many important Lessons through Harry Potter
Here a view examples:
Sirius Black tought us that People that we love are never really gone, we can always find them in Here ❤️.
He also tought as that there is good and Bad in everyone.
Luna Lovegood tought us that you don’t Need to worry what others think about you, as Long as you are yourself, you are the best Person you could be.
Neville Longbottom tought us that you can be Strong, While others don’t believe you are.
Albus Dumbledore tought us there is Light in the darkest of Times, if we only remember to turn on the light.
The List could go hours (like this comment)
What do you learn in Twillight? Kill yourself when your Boyfriend is gone
Ah that,s ………………….. nice.
But I don’t wanna spread hate, I just get furious when someone insults my Fandom and I want to defend it.
– an angry Hufflepuff
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
If you wrote as though you were a mum with kids, I could understand this. But you don’t come across this way. Plus, there are plenty of other swear words out there. Bloody hell is not going to stop somebody’s heartbeat. And I think the reason you don’t like the word Bitch is because that’s what literally 99% of the population call you that, bitch.
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
Firstly, death is natural. Sorry to shatter your dreams, but there is no Edward waiting to turn you into a sparkly vampire. And each characters death is a catalyst. It proves that you have to make sacrifices sometimes, whereas the scene in Twilight breaking dawn part 2 where I was starting to enjoy the battle was suddenly shown to be just a glimpse of the future, was like when somebody tells you that they have an awesome gift waiting for you and your reaction to it is just ‘oh’.
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
You’re right, torturing people for fun is wrong. WHICH IS WHY THE BOOKS ARE DEVOTED TO STOPPING THIS CONTINUING HAVE YOU ACTUALLY READ THE BOOKS??? PLEASE, JUST GO TO TWILAND AND LEAVE THIS WORLD FOR GOOD, PLEASE.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
Need I say this: J.K. ROWLING, JACQUELINE WILSON, J.R.R TOLKIEN, WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, CHARLES DICKENS, PHILLIP PULLMAN, JANE AUSTEN, CHRISTOPHER MARLOW, C.S. LEWIS, LEWIS CAROLL, CATHY CASSIDY, MICHELLE HARRISON, WILLY RUSSELL, J.B. PRIESTLEY, WILLIAM BLAKE, ROBERT BROWNING, ALFRED TENNYSON, WILFRED OWEN- TO NAME A FEW AUTHORS, PLAYWRIGHTS, AND POETS FROM BRITAIN.
AMERICA HAS A WOMAN WHO DREAMT UP A SHIT STORY.
Honestly, America could probably do just as well as Britain if you chose a different author to represent the USA. But Stephenie Meyer brings shame on the US.
Also, do your research. Germany lost WW2. And the UK and USA were on the same fucking side!
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
What i have learnt from americans about the their books- It uses american english instead of english, so they can understand it.
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
Because J. K. Rowling wanted British witches and wizards, who go to a Britsh school, to be played by Britsh actors. Plus, all the Harry Potter actors are better than kristen stewart. Step one to playing bitcha swan. Say edward and throw yourself off a cliff.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
Not relevant to a good piece of literature.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
He wears robes, just like other wizards, and old people can be gay. Ian McKellen is gay! And beards are not creepy, only to you.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
READ THE FUCKING BOOKS AND BURN THE PART OF YOUR BRAIN THAT HAS TWILIGHT STAMPED ACROSS IT SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ THEM WITHOUT FORMING A BIASED VIEW. THEY EXPLAIN STUFF. AND BY THE WAY, GUESS WHAT. ROBERT PATTINSON HATED TWILIGHT.
MY FAV ARE HERMIONE , LUNA , DRACO , VOLDEMORT . SO MIND YOUR FILTHY WORDS MUDBLOOD ! NEXT , HERE ARE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN FILTHY BELLA SWAN AND SMART HERMIONE :
BELLA : OMG ! SHE CAN’T EVEN WALK PROPERLY AND WHEN EDWARD LEAVES HER , SHE GOES ALL SUICIDAL WHICH IS A DISGRACE TO WOMAN KIND ! WOMAN MUSN’T GO SUICIDAL WHEN THEIR BF LEAVES THEM.
HERMIONE : SHE IS SO SMART AND WHEN RON LEAVES HER , SHE DOESN’T GO SUICIDAL LIKE BELLA AND SHE MOVES ON WITH HER LIFE BY HELPING HARRY WITH THE HORCRUXES. SHE IS INTELLIGENT AND CARES FOR HER FAMILY UNLIKE BELLA SWAN . HERMIONE TOOK SO MUCH COURAGE TO MAKE HER PARENTS FORGET WHO SHE WAS FOR THEIR SAFETY . SUCH A WONDERFUL CHARACTER SHE IS . SHE IS PRETTY , SMART , FUNNY , BRAVE , COURAGEOUS KNOW – IT – ALL. SHE’S AN EXCELLENT ROLE MODEL
BTW , ROBERT PATTINSON HIMSELF SAID THAT HE HATED TWILGHT AND WOULD HAVE RATHER ACTED IN ANOTHER HARRY POTTER FILM.
I’m pretty sure I’m British so that’s a slap in the face saying that anything British sucks there is so much better stuff like the music (the Beatles is the best ) and not all American crap is good plus the hp characters r NOT ugly ur ugly and the movies are not crap and the harry Potter world is set in britian so they talk British. These reasons are bullshit
Just saying, your “no swearing” for harry potter makes no sense. you literally swore twice, and there could be kids reading this. Also, there’s nothing wrong with British people. They have funny accents because YOU ARE NOT FROM BRITAIN. If you went there, British would think you have the funny accents. Not saying that twilight is horrible, but in my opinion, harry potter has a better plot than this. and be grateful u didnt see my 19 page size 11 draft on this. im a proud ravenclaw and hope u read or at least learn from this somehow
Shut your filthy retarded mouth. Oh I’m sorry, is that too “rude” for you? Because then i have more in store. Your mudblood brain wouldn’t be able to process what I’m going to say, because you’re blinded by your stupidity. Let me tell you, moron, anyone with a sense of good Literature wouldn’t be obsessed with Twilight, like YOU are. There are twilight FANS, but there’s a difference between normal people and mudblood morons like you. Your dumbass brain wouldn’t know that British people fought ALONGSIDE your country. Be a little grateful, would you? Oh wait, you don’t KNOW how to be grateful. Is there anything you actually know?
Anyway, I’m sOoOoOoOoOoOooO sorry the movie sucks, but wasn’t it produced from America? Bingo. Also, its not J.K Rowling’s fault that you can’t appreciate the actors and the script where they cut off multiple scenes from the book. Offended much? Well, if you are, then that’s bullshit, compared to what you actually said. Plus, Bella Swan….what’s her message again? Oh yes, “Girls, we need a man in our luves, even if it means leaving your family and everything you love for him”. Not quite a good message compared to all the good characters in Harry Potter. Think before you actually post shit on the internet you dumb bitch.
Hey sweetie listen…..
Are you a serious? Like unrealistic? Could you tell me that Twilight is realistic? Vampires that sparkles!!! LOL Best joke ever!!!! And reading about death is great. I mean, it teaches people to accept that everyone dies, no one is immortal, and we should all learn about that stuff. Yes, Fred died fighting for things he care, and also the good characters. And Harry Potter is deeper than Twilight because we girls don’t need a boyfriend to safe us. Look at Hermione. Her bravery and wit saved us. And don’t even say about they’re looks, it’s like me saying: Edward is so weird because he’s a vampire and sparkles. By the way, if you really like Twilight, I think you’re a happily ever after person. Perhaps you could learn from Harry Potter about real life, and what we say, love and friendship.
Your making a pointless argument you argue that there’s is too much swearing and you write the f word. Than you’re racist about British people and the character’s accent while that is Justin their accent and America has no reason that they better (don’t mind my barb grammar).
YOU FILTHY MUGGLE who is the one complaining about bad language and using the word fucker? And death is natural! Volturi is just self conceited and talks in a weird posh accent
I’m 10 but I swear HP is way better
YOU FILTHY MUGGLE who is the one complaining about bad language and using the word fucker? And death is natural! Volturi is just self conceited and talks in a weird posh accent
I’m 10 but I swear HP is way better
YOU EFFING RETARD. THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING IVE EVER READ AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING (coz I read Twilight) I NEARLY BROKE MY PHONE SCREAMING WITH RAGE. THE FANDOM KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
ONLY ONE WILL DIE TONIGHT. (Ha HARRY POTTER FANS WILL GET IT)
Anyways, have a nice day
Ok so right.
1. It’s a robe, not a dress, and so what if they want to where a dress, it’s a free world.
2. It’s England. We have a different society to you. And just because you are so uncultured that you don’t understand our way of language that you stole, you don’t have to because so salty about it. We came first, And we don’t have trump, we have free healthcare (which you voted against) and yeah basically your all stupid rednecks Andy uncultured swine. Don’t take it out on us.
idk if you’re trolling or not…
1. I didn’t know bloody hell was considered swearing. I know Molly said bitch in the last movie, but atleast it’s way better and safer than the sex scene in BD.
2. Wasn’t Twilight violent too? Nevermind that… Talking about death; Deaths are real common thing in real life. Therefore, HP are more than just fantasy. No one nice in Twilight dies, and that is, i think, BORING.
3. Tortures are common thing in real life too. And wasn’t Jane tortures people just for fun? Atleast those torturers in HP were killed at the end.
4. Three words: That’s Racist.
5. Well then, you should bread an American version of Harry Potter.
6. Twilight movies are crap too. And, you can’t just hate a movie because they have funny accent. And is it wrong to be British?
7. You need glasses. Those characters are gorgeous. Since when does a man with beard and mustache wearing a ‘dress’ looks creepy and evil? Yeah we know he’s gay, but how does that makes him even more creepy?
8. Nuh – Uh. HP villains are way more realistic. The Volturi are, what? They only kill people who broke the rule. I’ve read Twilight book once, and i can’t see the reason to hate them. Harry Potter? I can see reasons to hate on them; The death eaters, Voldemort, and Umbridge. “Who the hell is umbridge??” well, you better read the books.
J.K. Rowling can make you feel angry, happy, or cry in one chapter. Stephenie Meyer? I cried because the main character- or ANYONE from the Cullens are dead.
Yeah, that’s it.
And one more thing:
Crucio! Avada Kedavra.
Ok
listen. Your arguments are weak and they do not have anything to do with Twilight. Twilight represents women as weak and dependent humans who highly depend on monsters.
stop harry potter is the best you friking muggle i hate u
U foul loathsome evil little cockroach! U filthy mudblood. No one asked you for ur opinion muggle. U fool. Filthy muggle. If u like Twilight then ur TRAASSH
You need to get your head out of unrealistic romance novels and get it back into a school. Not only are your reasons trash and offensive but I can not take them seriously when they have been written with such bad grammar.
Well you feeding us lies about Harry Potter is horrible. We like the characters because of what they believe in and what they do, Not because they are good looking. AKA the actors for Harry Potter are beautiful. Please respect the wizarding world while we have to deal with the fact werewolves can only transform during a full moon
Blimey this is foolish
Fucking bitch
iT tEaChEs PeOpLe ThAt DeAtH iS oKaY aNd NaTuRaL.
That’s because it is.
Hi! I am a ravenclaw student at hogwarts, and I just wanna say, I completely respect your opinion, but the one that said dumbledore is too old to be gay is horrible, the stuff on America being better then Britain is stupid (what about all the other great works like Shackespeare, Sherlock Holmes, The Bronte Sisters and Predjudice are amazing! And as for the stuff about gingers and people with glasses and studious people are ugly is just terrible! I am a redhead, and I would say I am a massive nerd, but that doesn’t make me less likeable! I know you have your own opinions, but I would like you to apologize to all the people on the comments you hurt. Thank you
This post sounded so stupid I am commenting more than ten years after it was posted. You wrote this as sarcasm, right? I really hope you wrote this as sarcasm, because if you haven’t, I will go into cardiac arrest from laughing at the stupidity of this post.
I love to see the twilight fans trying to prove that twilight is better but crackle at their stupid, idiot and ridikkulus reasons.
Comparing something as legendary as Harry Potter to something as trashy as Twilight just brings its status down so please. Besides, no matter how hard you try, us potterheads will ALWAYS prove you wrong.
Can we get one thing straight? The actors in the movies don’t talk in “weird” accents they ARE British. And don’t even get me started on what you said about over all plot of the story. Oh and what do you mean Americas is better than British stuff. That doesn’t even make sense. I’m American and I thing that your just stupid. And did you even try to put up an argument? You said there was too much cussing and then cussed a lot. And no one if forcing kids to read it. It doesn’t make them thing killing and torturing is ok. If they didn’t want to read they didn’t have to. Honestly your just a stupid person that doesn’t know what their talking about.
There are many reasons for not liking HP, even those that fans can agree with and respect. You have brought up none of them. You were flat out homophobic and proved how flawed the American educational system is (WW2!???). The points made were even worse than the spelling, to the point that it was funny, and I feel truly bad for you if this wasn’t meant as a joke.
To be honest, the articles that Twilight fans write saying that the Harry Potter books are bad are the WORST articles I read. Now, allow me to contradict your reasons for this – and I’m sure you’ve heard all of this before if you actually put in the time to read ANY of the other comments.
1. So… how is ‘bloody’ a swear word. Maybe in England, it is, but you have proved to me that you would not have known it. I say ‘bloody’ all the time, and when I was younger, my parents were SUPER strict about swearing (no joke, I haven’t said worse than the d-word in my life!), even they didn’t care! Also, the ‘hell’ isn’t even close to bad compared to what the average American says a day (80 – 90 curse words a day – and they are much worse). Plus, when Molly does say the b-word, it is much later in the books and the reader has had a lot of time to mature over the course of the series. So, I deem your argument INVALID!
2. Harry Potter is not too violent. only books 4-7 is there any major injury or death. Not having any death in a series demotes the emotions experienced while reading the books. It also makes GREAT unpredictable moments when an important character dies, adding depth to the story. Death is important to a series. When you (the blogger of this article) said that death isn’t NATURAL… you have been reading too much Twilight. WE AREN’T IMMORTAL BEINGS! Death will come, whether young or old. The HP books aren’t telling you “Go jump off a cliff and die because it’s okay to die”, it’s just making us realize that DEATH HAPPENS, and we can’t change that. We aren’t immortal vampires, and that is a good thing, because who would ever win? Imagine still having the dictator of Germany from WW2 around (I won’t say his name because that would be insensitive). We need death to balance everything, so accept that you will not live forever, and enjoy your life (YOLO, am I right?).
3. I’m going to be quick with this one: JK Rowling isn’t telling us ‘Go torture people, it’s fun!’. The only people who even did any torturing were the evil, and Rowling explained MANY times how horrible, ruthless, and unacceptable it was. She wasn’t supporting torture. She was giving the book depth and teaching a lesson.
4. I could yell for an entire DAY about everything that is wrong with this paragraph/reason. That is racist – I’m not even going to be shy about it. Just because it comes from a certain place, its quality isn’t any worse. Then there is the whole ‘America is better’ part and I almost blew a fuse while I was reading this. The UK is ALSO a first-world country – and it has way better qualities than America (P.S. I am an American). They have better education, better law enforcement, better government, less discrimination, more acceptance, and they do a whole lot of other stuff a LOT BETTER than the USA. So please… don’t be racist. (P.S. They fought WITH us during WW2).
5. The HP books are NOT confusing. I read them when I was young, and I did not need any sort of dictionary. What they say and do make complete sense, and just because you are American doesn’t mean that if there is something you don’t understand that you can immediately blame it on the books being written in the UK. Stop with these shenanigans.
6. We know the movies suck. Chris Columbus is someone we Potterheads aren’t a fan of. Yes, an American company directed the movies, but that is just because the company/director sucked. The so-called ‘funny accents’ are British accents. They talk like normal British people. Why? The reason is that the entire cast is from GREAT BRITAIN. Look it up. No mean to be harsh here, but you are being RACIST and JUDGEMENTAL and you are only thinking of the stupidest reasons because you have manipulated yourself into thinking that Twilight is better, when in reality, it isn’t. For your extra information, every one in fifteen people in the world owns a Harry Potter book.
7. Well, I am sorry that your characters so perfect. How do you even slightly relate to them – personality or physical appearance? Nobody is perfect or a sparkling vampire. The HP characters are relatable. I can RELATE to how Hermione is a know-it-all student. I can RELATE to Ron in being overshadowed. I can RELATE to Ginnys wild mane of hair. When you can relate to a character, it makes the book/series a lot more likable. Honestly, I just CAN’T with you. You criticise people for not looking perfect. LOOK IN THE MIRROR! It isn’t an offense, just nobody is perfect. Not even models. Have you seen their feet? NOBODY IS PERFECT! So stop criticising characters for not looking amazing.
8. Have you read the books? Based off your writing, you didn’t, so I’m not going to spoil it for you, because that would be rude. Voldemort is a layered villain, look into his character. You have got seven books to read, get at it! Come back when you are educated about HP.
FOr some of these, I don’t even have words. Just STOP making assumptions because you heard about it. I don’t want to be rude here, but THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTLEY HORRID ARTICLE AND IT WAS OFFESIVE AND RACIST! SO STOP WITH IT!
Just something else to add: go back to school and get a real education where you can actually comprehend what you are reading or AT LEAST learn not to lie. Please and thank you!
With best wishes for you to become less racist and more educated,
Potter&Jackson14