So I have heard so many people talking abt how Twilight sucks and stuff, so this is my fansite, becuz TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!!! Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….
Also, you can email me at : twilightgurrl@live.com
Anyways, my name is Lizzie, and I love Twilight, DUH! Well anyways, this is my blog, hope u like it! Expect lots of epic rebutals as to why Harry Potter is NOT better then Twilight! and im 16 BTW!
Also-Apolagies for spellign and grammar-I am Dyslexic……so its hard for me, 🙂 thnx.
Peace out!
Twilight Gurls 
er look Lizzie real villain’s are sadists who torture people for fun like cereal killers for example, what do you expect villain’s to do be kind and courteous? THERE VILLAINS that’s not how they roll. look i don’t mind that you like twilight i don’t mind that you dislike harry potter but to post remarks against/for them that aren’t even true is just wrong
p.s just because i disproved only one of your points doesn’t mean the rest aren’t wrong
expect to hear from me again
Okay, anti-twilighters, have I got the site for everyone. The girl who wrote this commented on here, that’s how I found her.
http://www.dazzlemethis.wordpress.com
I swear that blog is EPIC. And, dear Lizzie, or whatever your name is, I think you should go there, because it pretty much kicks Twilight’s ass and it might shock you back into your senses.
I agree. That blog puts yours to shame. Kate FTW!!
these are prolly the stupidest things about harry potter i have ever heard and u say they swear too much and then u go along swearing like seriouslly- sincerely, Jaubron Widdis
im into guys
Any guys wanna hang out tongiht
hey text me for a good time 4038783611 🙂 guys only please
hey lizzie, i have a friend who’s Dyslexic and im not swure if you are making this up because Dyslexic people are exactly the same as normal people the only difference being that it takes them a bit longer to learn stuff!! My friend is just as smart as me but i dont have Dyslexia. Sincerely, no one cares about twilight. P.S. If you really are Dyslexic, how did you manage to read twilight? P.P.S. Once i smacked my head against a keyboard and accidently wrote another twilight book.
ok, ok lizzie, i need to know this blog you have here and your posts are serious and real, or are you just trolling because everything from your arguments to the way you elaborate them and your expressions looks really fake, is like when i’m kidding around with my friend talking like if we where stupid rich spoiled girls you see in comedy tv shows. i can’t really believe you’re really that barbie girl O_O it just not possible, i don’t even get offended at what you say about harry potter because is so stupid i can only see it as a joke…
I agree with Ella but anyways Dear Lizzie have I got some things to say to you….
So I saw a bunch of stuff about you on tumblr and I thought people shouldn’t bash you because you said you like Twilight better. But then I read your post, and if your 16 and dyslexic you still shouldn’t be saying becuz, and making 3rd grade spelling errors. I’m severely dyslexic and do not make those mistakes. Using dyslexia as an excuse is something I used to do in middle school until I realized its really not cool at all to do that. But the stuff you said about WW2 is not true at all, Britain and America were allies. Plus when you go bashing on entire nation (U.K) that totally just not cool. Plus the stuff you said about their accents, well of course British people are going to play British characters! And if you can’t understand their “slang” or British accents than don’t watch the movies or read the books. They were not meant for ignorant eyes anyways. So please take your opinions somewhere else and stop being mean to thousands of people. Its fine if you want to like Twilight (even though there are so many grammatical errors and syntax errors and plot line misses, I mean I’m not sure if anyone else noticed this but she put the predicate nominative in the verb phrase!) Anyways, its fine if you want to like Twilight but going around bashing people, nations, and saying being gay is creepy, well that’s just wrong. I can’t believe society brought up this type of person and aloud them on the internet. Not cool man.
I agree with you to a high amount, The fact she thought that about world war 2, Just backed up the point she is simply stupid, Now I’m not a twilight fan, Nor a Happy potter one. But the fact she put on vote “twilight (yay), harrypotter (ugh)” Made me actually cry with laughter at the same time as vomit. Her logic is madness, ( “By logic twilight is better then Harry potter because the place they was made in”) Or what ever it was.
How old r u guys
Serial* … Serial killers are well, the killers that go on rampages.
Cereal is eaten for breakfast, usually.
They’re* villains. There is like myself pointing, and saying, “Over there!”
They’re is they are, and being villains is what they are.
I could go over grammatical problems, or spelling issues…but there are far too many. >w>
And you’re not rude about Harry Potter at all *sarcasm*
I find it hard to believe that you’re 16, you seem to have the IQ of a 6-year old. Nah, that’s too offending to 6-year olds.
Listen, Lizzie, let me give you a tip. First RESEARCH what you’re talking about, the REVISE what you write. Trust me, you’re not the only one with dyslexia. Oh, and while you’re at it, get a life. I’m in the same demographic as Twilight’s target audience, I’ve (the most idiotic thing I’ve ever done) read it , and I can attest to just how horrible the book is.
By the way, did you know that the kids who mercilessly bullied me and my friends thought that Twilight was the Bible of existence, and to be like Bella was the point of life (and also to have a boyfriend)?
That kinda creates a bit of annoyance towards the books.
yea lizzie ur a whore
well thats not nice
YA too bad because i like men
Hey guys txt me
twilight is so good
WTF
hey guys txt me at 5872220435 or call only dudes
hey text me for a good time 4035810803 guys only please
i like the big cack
*love
this site sucks. everything here is totally wrong and LizzieBella would never say this stuff in the real world or else she would be whaled.
*serial. sorry, couldn’t help it. AHAHAHAHAH CEREAL KILLER. LIKE, I WANNA KILL THOSE RICE CRISPIES OVER THERE
YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID.
i like you!
wana date then
I can’t even call this uneducated being of life a she, I’ll have to call it a “It”. Simply because It is a mindless brain put in a body.
So, you’re saying that people are saying that “Tw*light sucks”… yet, you go on to say Harry Potter sucks?
Haven’t you heard the old saying “treat people how you want to be treated”? That can be used here.
Also, you’re a blithering idiot. (Sorry if I mis-spelled something.)
This is what she should be saying. And I quote, “Oh … sorry Mum.”-Filch (all of the potterheads hate her, myself included)
I’m not trying to judge you but have you even read the Harry Potter books?
I think she don’t. She must be punished!
About your issue with the names… Luna is SUPPOSED to sound like ‘loony’ and Draco is Latin for dragon. Sometimes authors give names to describe the character and to emphasize a certain quality about them. Also, the book is set in the UK so the names are going to be different than names you may be used to. Yes, they may sound silly, but there are reasons. Furthermore, just because you’re American and you have an issue with accents doesn’t mean the rest of the world should conform to American ideals. And if you’re 16, you should probably has enough reading skills like using context clues which help to figure out what the slang means. Who knows, it may expand your vocabulary which is helpful for getting ahead later in life. Expand your horizons my naive little friend.
“Expect lots of epic rebutals as to why Harry Potter is NOT better then Twilight!” you just need to read it because its like so totally epic and I mean I don’t even get my facts straight mmhmm.. because America fought against the British in WW2 not Germany and we never were allies and such cause I’m so smart and think I can change the history of the world to fit my needs
yeah.. is that how you think?
I think she’s on crack while writing these things.
Lizzie,
I am not anti-twilight, I actually liked the books, I just also like Harry Potter. I don’t think it’s fair for you to judge HP by the fact that you don’t like the characters appearances or the fact that they’re British. Please stop the hate and I don’t care if you love Twilight more, just keep your rude comments about Harry Potter to yourself
Look, you are just plane stupid. I cannot describe your stupidity. Your reasons are all either personal or invalid, and you ignoring all of Twilight problems as well.
All I’m saying is that you REALLY need to read the Harry Potter series, if your brain would even be able to do so and understand the fake ‘British slang’ you state is in the books.
Honestly? Your lack of intelligence and closed mind make me laugh, because you will never experience the wonderful world of Harry Potter.
You are forever stuck in a rainy, vampire-filled town where your precious Edward Cullen would probably try and take a bite at you because you are so annoying.
Did you know, the actor that played Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) hates his character, the movies and the books, and says he wishes he never started acting in them.
So how’s that to prove Twilight will never be better than Harry Potter?
Oh, and another thing, if you are going to start insulting people and their preferences in literature, at least TRY to spell correctly. I do not believe for one second you are dyslexic, and also, please go back to school and do History another 55 times. The Americans fought the Germans in WW2, not the British.
You disgust me.
Atleast you did not cry with laughter and puke at the same time. Disgusted people together.
I’m just saying, you said that we Potterheads are rude about twilight, we are not rude, we are just truthful. And BTW you are waaayyyy rude about Harry Potter on your blog its unbelivable! Worse then id ever say about twilight. In fact i am not rude about twilight ever! I just give true reasons! there not rude! no offence
I would really take your email down if you dont want to recieve hate mail, and if you do its your fault for putting it on here! And secondly why have a twilight blog if half of it is hating on Harry Potter? Is it because you didnt get your Hogwarts letter when you where 11?
Hello ! I was reading your blog and I read ” Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it” and I respect your likes , but you are attacking Harry Potter Fans and you are being rude because you don’t like Harry Potter.It doesn’t have sense … if you want to be respect , respect the others.
Just , please try to avoid that kind of offensive opinion against Harry Potter because there are people that love Harry Potter books , too .
Bye (:
Are you stupid or just kidding? Everything in this site is either untrue, opinionated, or racist. You must have a very sad life.
British isn’t a race, but yeah it was incredibly horrible to Brits. And also homophobic.
“Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
Isn’t this exactly what you are doing about Harry Potter?
Yeah shut up bitch.
THANK YOU. Reading her post made me lose a massive amount of brain cells. I’m British and I think you’re a fucking idiot Lizzie. My brother has dyslexia and he can spell and punctuate stuff a lot better than you and he’s 12! Dyslexia is not an excuse for you’re stupidity.
You are being rude about not liking Harry Potter. Like you said, “Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it”
By the way, using ‘text talk’ makes your posts sound very unintelligent. I am not saying you are unintelligent, I am saying you sound unintelligent when you do not use real words.
you say that people are rude about twilight. retard that post you did on HP was pathetic and fucking rude. you act like a bloody 12 year old. my sister even said, ” its probably some 12 year old girl” . Grow up sweetie
you say that people are rude about twilight. retard that post you did on HP was pathetic and fucking rude. you act like a bloody 12 year old. my sister even said, ” its probably some 12 year old girl” . Grow up sweetie
As a thirteen-year-old harry potter fan with many twelve-year-old friends, that’s very disrespectful to twelve-year-olds. =D
We’re generally smarter than that.
Eh, Lizzie. I, along with many people, don’t apreciate you bashing Harry Potter out just because you think Twilight is “awesome”.
You should get real facts and not compare it to HP, it won’t do you any good, if not, expect way more replies from many different people.
You’re 16? Doesn’t seem like it sweetheart. I’m 13, my birthday was 2 months ago and I, even my sister who’s 6, am smarter than you and have better reasons why I support something or not.
GET REAL! Life is not a fairy tale, coated with sugar and candies. It’s cruel, sadistic and unfair and it’s better to learn it sooner or later. Up to you!
Like Ella said, expect from us again!
For a thirteen year old, I like you alot, Dispite how much I’d love the world to be a fairy tale, coated with sugar and candies. That sounds really tasty, None the less, You are right. She’s sixteen and though England and America was against each other, Now I knew that when I was about eight. And that alone backs up her not being able to spell even primary words.
Dafuq is wrong with you
Oh yeah right, “dyselxic”. Haven’t heard that one before. And you can spell “fucking” pretty darn right… every… single… time.
Point well made.
Dear Lizzie,
You’re A STUPID BITCH!!!!
Oh I’m sorry did I hurt your feelings??…….
Well I DON’T GIVE A FUCK YOU STUPID 16 YEAR OLD BITCH!!
Now, I’m both a Harry Potter and Twilight fan.
And don’t like what you are writing about Harry Potter.
Twilight and Harry Potter are both AWESOME!!!
Your just lucky I don’t know you in real life. I’d fuck you up.
Sincerely,
You Don’t Want To Fuck With Me
Don’t forget to torture this *Eight* ( Not sixteen) year old girl. She needs her ass handed to her on a plate of blood.
Also Sincerely,
A disgusted english girl.
I disagree with your points on hp. I love twilight but I am also a bog potterhead. The british fought with America, villains in real life are sadistic, we have different ways of speaking because we have a different accent, the characters aren’t ugly, their looks are meant to represent their personalities, hp is British but it still is higher up in the box office than twilight.
Please tell me you aren’t really 16. Please God tell me you’re actually 12 or younger. I am very worried about your future. Please seek help immediately. Read a real novel. Read Harry Potter again, and try to actually read it instead of skimming. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop writing things without thinking.
All the best.
CC.
Dyslexia or not, when you type incorrect words, you get the squiggly line underneath to inform you that the word is spelled wrong.
Use spell check, and sort your fucking life out.
Sixteen years old and you have grammar like that?
Must be from reading Twilight…
BURN.
“Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
Yeah, several Harry Potter fans including myself are saying the same thing right now.
Wait, is this real? I can’t figure out if it’s a joke or not. All of your arguments have fallacies. At best, they’re opinions. At worst, they don’t make any sense at all.
So I’m wondering if this is a satire making fun of Twilighters.
A disproportionate amount of your argument about why Twilight is good is based on why Harry Potter is not good. If Twilight was actually a good series, you wouldn’t have to tear down another series to “prove” it. For example, nobody needs to say that A Game of Thrones is a terrible series in order to think that The Hunger Games is a good series.
Please, for the sake of my reputation as an American female, learn basic English. Please.
don’t mention the Hunger Games. She might start bashing Peeta.
too true ^^^
You’re whole ‘Harry potter sucks’ speech is not only UTTERLY PREDJUDICE, WRONG AND DISGUSTING but also hypocrtical… ‘just because people dont like it doesn’t mean they have to be rude about it’. Thats right, you said it yourself. I used to like twilight. I don’t anymore because of what you said.
It’s funny how you said that “just because people don’t like it doesnt [sic] mean they have 2 B [sic] rude about it,” and yet you constantly bash Harry Potter AND it’s fans. Just because some people don’t like Harry Potter doesn’t mean they have to be rude about it.
You’re an idiot.
You’re dyslexic? 😦 I’m sorry
Idiot
Im sorry but u asked what could be better than tension and romance.
I mean no hate to you or your website but how about love magic loyalty the ability to be proud of who you are, i think these things are more important than eye candy.
Also it is rude and self centered to say names are wierd. How different is your bells to our bella? Your jake to our sirius your charlie to our molly? Your cullens to our weasleys? They are only names not personalities or descriptions. Severus snape died inside himself after a broken heart harry forgave him for how he had been surley this not a name nor clothes is what matters so may i suggest you take a deep look at your shallow suggestions and think about what realy matters to you. I hope this guidance can help you become a better person. Also for those whom said she was immature cuz she was thirteen think again i am 12 and i have maturity this can change or grow with a person for a man is as good as the knilage been given so cutting remarks are cleaely out of order for this uneducated bieng
umm…Lizzie? You’re right, people who don’t like twilight don’t have to be rude about it. But the same should go for you, if you don’t like Harry Potter then don’t be rude about it. I you don’t like it don’t do it to us.
Twilight isn’t that good, is just a romantic novel for dumb teenagers like you.
.
Okay, I see your point, I get offended when people insult books, but I have to admit Twilight does suck. Try reading better books, like the Hunger Games if you really dont like Harry Potter.
you are the dumbest woman i have ever met, i mean what is bella doing messing around wid a vampire when she should be making sandwiches for her father and then cleaning the house. i nharyr pooterr at least the man i smore important and gets thwwat he wants because we are just smarter than youz and ew know what to do because we actaully have a porpiuse in life on this planet.
from
julia
so true!!!!!! this bitch evidently has no life if she an write this kind of shit.
i want to pussy munch you!!!!
you are a dumb broad who can’t spell properly and also you have no perception of real literature because you spend your time making sandwiches and reading twilight which i think is stupid because in harry potter they use spells to do everything so that the man is happy when he comes home from work because everything is ready for him and then he can get down with his bangilicous wife and treat her like it was a porno.
Hey Bitch
1 – Have you ever seen harry potter?
2 – America was not against the England in WWII you dumb cunt, learn your fucking history
3 – They are both books made into films
4 – Harry Potter is not meant for fucking five years old, thats why it is so complicated
5 – Hermione (Emma Watson), looks good
6 – No one in twilight looks remotely descent,
7 – Twilight has the shitiest plot a fucking author can come up with, boy meets girl another boy gets in the way? fucking original
8 – America is not better than the English at everything: Literature, Cricket, Rugby, Soccer,Economy (14 billion dollars of debt)
9 – Who lets a fucking black guy control their government? fucking nobs thats who?
10 – You are probably a fat fucking bitch who hopes of marrying Taylor Lautner
Regards, Habib
PREACH IT.
your the stupidest person i ever met
Ok, so your saying that if you don’t like something you don’t have to rude about, then you go off and start being rude about harry potter, with things that aren’t even tru! You fuckin hypocrite.
amen sister
Just cause people don’t like HARRY POTTER doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….
This is the 21st century, this racis, homophobic, shallow, misinformed and just plain nasty site has no place in todays society.
wait you think that a 107 year old pediphile stalker is hot. were you like dropped on the head or something as a child?
So I’m a potterhead. I understand your liking for twilight, but you kinda went too far. You didn’t have to insult something that people love, and practically breathe. Yes, we have DIFFERENT names. Not weird. I mean, come on, J.K. Rowling was being ORIGINAL for goodness sakes! And again, I don’t hate you for your opinion, but this little blog you have here, has most of the potterhead community hating you (and thinking you’re fake..). Potterheads will be potterheads, and twihards will be twihards, but seriously, you went a bit far. Have you EVER read such horrible, untrue acquisitions about Twilight? No, because as potterhead’s we accept your opinion. You can’t go around trashing a masterpiece that was around BEFORE Twilight had even existed.
Think about that. You’ll hear from me again.
“Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
What about you and Harry Potter, you filthy hypocrite?
Look at your latest post for example.
“Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
You do know that saying this makes you a hypocrite as you keep saying “Harry Potter sucks!” with weak, illogical, and poorly-written (this has nothing to do with your dyslexia) arguments.
And don’t go insulting the Brits because of their accent and slang. They have their own accent just as Americans have their own. And even Americans use phrases the rest of the non-American world can’t understand.
And you shouldn’t make fun of how people talk seeing as you’re dyslexic. You wouldn’t want people to call you stupid or uneducated just ’cause you can’t spell properly.
If you really want to convince everyone that Twilight is better than Harry Potter, try giving arguments about the “flaws” in the HP books that aren’t in Twilight.
And just because you don’t like Harry Potter doesn’t mean you have to say rude things about it. Twihards should have their own damn business and same with Potterheads too. I’M A POTTERHEAD. But i don’t hate twilight. Well only a little cuz it only teaches us how important it is to have a gf/bf and Harry Potter taught me how to be brave and it is important to have friends. You don’t need to be mean to Potterheads and the franchise itself. So please stop the madness. And stop hating HP so potterheads won’t hate twilight. and its followers.
Dumbass
I HHATE YOU,
I’m back now. And I’m going to criticize your book now.
1. Do you really think Hell is a bad word? Come on. It’s an expression in England, and it gives the book some humor. And Molly Weasley calling Bellatrix a B*tch isn’t that bad. It shows that she has the motherly love great enough to stand up for her children and save them. And FYI, you censored hell and b*tch, but left FUCK wide out in the open there.
2. Violence? Really? The grossest thing was Harry getting his arm cut by Peter Pettigrew. Now, violent, and disgusting, would have to be when Bella’s baby was born. That was nasty man. Come on. And FYI, dying IS okay and it IS natural. Do you really think that you’re going to be like, “Oh, dying’s unnatural so I’m just going to live forever and ever.”? NO!! Dying is a natural thing, and FYI, a lot of the things J.K. Rowling writes about (say Dementors) are in relation to real life things (such as her depression).
3. Torture is bad, I admit. But it makes a better story line. Do you really expect Voldemort and Bellatrix just be like “Oh, you don’t want to be tortured? Okay, you can go, you can live.”? NO!! It might be horrible, but it makes sense. I know we have a different definition of torture, but wouldn’t you say the same thing about what Bella had to go though to give birth to her daughter, and the pain she endured while Edward left her? That’s a form of torture, and from what I gather, you think it’s romantic. New flash honey: It’s not.
4. I hope you realize we were colonized by Britain. we’re friends. You realize we wouldn’t have Charles Dickens, Orlando Bloom, Julie Andrews, Hugh Laurie, Rowan Atkinson, and frankly, ROBERT PATTINSON? Yeah, he’s British! He even admits to liked having played Cedric Diggory more than playing Edward Cullen. British people don’t use horrible slang. You just have to get used to it. Here I’ll help: Jumper= Sweatshirt, Trainers= Sneakers. That’s all you need to know. And tell me, exactly, how is Twilight being and American book better than Harry Potter because it’s British? That’s a little bit country-racist, if you ask me. And we wouldn’t have a lot of things without the British. Google it. You’ll see.
5. Yeah, British slang basically is nonexistant. Like I said above, trainers and jumpers and jam: Sneakers, Sweatshirts and jelly. Get use to it. That’s how they talk. D-E-A-L.
6. The movies are the farthest thing from crap. What do you have against British people? No potterhead would EVER go this far to make a WEBSITE about how crappy Harry Potter is (which it’s not). These movies are better than Twilight. The actors are better. Ever notice Bella has 3 facial expressions? Biting her lip, sad, and depressed. Face it, you know it’s true. The movies have really good graphics. And the people talk like that because they’re BRITISH!! J.K. Rowling is a BRITISH AUTHOR! Of course they’re going to be British! It makes sense. And again, Robert Pattinson himself is British. Think before you type.
7. Now, are we talking about movie or book characters? For your information, Hermione is not a dork, she’s smart. Very smart. She does have frizzy hair, but a lot of people do, and that’s NOT okay to make fun of someone for. Luna is weird, but that’s how she was raised! NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER! And the same goes for Luna. That’s how she likes to dress. Bella always dresses in crap jeans and a t-shirt. How wonderful is that? It makes her look like a damn hobo! Don’t insult ginger’s. He’s a cool ginger, and frankly, quite hot. Harry has glasses, so what? A lot of people do! Are you judging people because of their eye-sight problems? Not okay. And his scar is a mark of luck, and strength, and love. Does Bella have one of those? No. She’s a whiny little b*tch.
And I bet you’d love to have a grandfather like Dumbledore! YOU CAN’T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR LOOKS. Potterheads grew up with these characters, watched them become more and more attractive (take Neville Longbottom for example). There WAAAAYYYY hotter than the Twilight Cast. And it’s okay to be gay, and I’m sure any homosexual would be offended by that statement. He’s not wearing a dress, it’s ROBES honey, ROBES. And, honestly, can you imagine how dumb Dumbledore would look in jeans and a sweatshirt? Honestly, robes fit him best.
8. The villains are as real as they get. The Volturi are stupid. Honestly. A real villain would kill and torture, like Voldemort, like Bellatrix. It makes sense. And Voldemort HAS been trying to kill Harry, he’s just never succeeded, like a real villain. All people (though I’m not sure Voldemort’s entirely a person anymore…) make mistakes, and you have to rebound on them, and that what I believe J.K. Rowling was showing. And their hair is part of their character. It’s not creepy. I have curly hair like Bellatrix, but that doesn’t make me mentally unstable, now does it?
And those are the reasons that Harry Potter is BETTER BY FAR than Twilight.
And don’t call US rude when you went to the extremes of insulting an entire NATION and crushing everyone’s hopes and dreams (there are people around the world who use Harry Potter to get away from the stress of everyday life) by saying how crappy it is, when really, Twilight is worse.
And one more thing:
When the love of Hermione’s life left her, she continued to help Harry search for the keys to destroying Voldemort.
When the love of Ginny’s life left her, she stole the Sword of Gryffindor and also tried to aid Harry in defeating Voldemort.
Now, what did Bella do when the love of HER life left her?
Let’s see: She curled into fetal position, went numb for months, then jumped off a cliff and got herself in danger just to hear his voice.
What a great role model. I think I’m going to go kill myself just so I can hear my crush’s voice.
YOU NEED A FUCKING NOBEL AWARD. I LOVE YOU.
DUMB.
just because you don’t like harry potter, doesn’t mean you have to be rude about it either … and yet you are? ironic.
Hey Lizzie,
no offence, but in your post from the 29th of April ‘Why Harry Potter kinda sucks’ you write that the American people are better than the British people because the British fought against the Americans in WWII and lost.
Apparently the Germans lost WWII because of Adolf Hitler. The British fought along WITH America against the Nazis.
Just saying
Greetings from Germany
when are you going to write again? I find you extremely entertaining to read. Everything you say makes me laugh, it is just so stupid and wrong. except for your homophobic comment about old men not being able to be gay, that was awful and completely offensive and stupid. But everything else has made me laugh.
I have been waiting for you to write something again so that we can all laugh at it. So please when are you going to continue this Hate on Harry Potter series, i am really looking forward to reading it!
Yah dyslexic…. that’s true
the fuck did i just read. YOURE DUMB. why do they talk funny? THEYRE BRITISH. They must think YOU talk funny. so stop fucking criticising harry potter; my fucking childhood; and get a life. And we ALL want to read about a pedo named Edward cullen. Robert pattinson (who plays edward) even said he HATES TWILIGHT.
Don’t blame your stupidity on being dyslexic. That gives dyslexic people a bad name
You’re kind of a hypocrite. A really big one actually.
On your page you say that if you don’t like something, you don’t have to be rude about it.
Yet you have all these posts about how Harry Potter sucks, and you’re quite rude in them.
You claim that, “Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it,” which I find disgustingly self-contradictory because you’re being horribly rude (and not to mention crass) towards the Harry Potter series. And your arguments against the Harry Potter franchise are very badly supported, and therefore, unable to be taken seriously.
You are such a hypocrite you say people shouldn’t insult your favorite book but yet you insult other peoples favorite books with no sense or evidence.
This is why people hate Twilight because fans like you destroy our views and its fine having opinions and keeping them to yourself its another thing dissing others choices and regurgitating your hypocrisy its not cute or smart its uncouth you have no tact.
” Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
So your stupid posts about how twilight is better than Harry Potter just cause they “swear”, “have ugly actors, actresses, movies”, “have stupid names”, “have homosexual old men”, and other idiotic reasons are not rude? Stop being a hypocrite and shut your mouth if you don’t have anything with actual sense to say.
Also, I’m 16, dyslexic, but I try my best to make sure my grammar, spelling, and punctuation is correct because I do not want to be seen as an idiotic twihard who not only has bad argument points, but can’t even spell properly as well, and needs to hide behind her own disability.
You are sixteen and…you can’t use proper grammar…..Go back to school and stay off the internet before you hurt yourself, please…..
“Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….”
It sounds to me like you are being rude about Harry Potter, while being overdefensive about Twilight. Now, I sincerely hope you are trolling, and really do not believe that Edward & Bella’s “love” is all-encompassing. If you want to read about real love–crazy, stupid, over-the-top love–read Wuthering Heights. They got nothing on Cathy & Heathcliff. And no, I don’t mean the excerpts that Meyer pasted into Eclipse.
Lets see an-opinion that actually matters for once!?!?!
Theirs a couple reasons why I don’t support your theory. Actually theirs 8 yes just as many reasons as you stated for not liking Harry Potter vol. 1-7 (See what I did their its called actually spelling out a title try it some time. It shows respect for the author you know J.K Rowling!) But any ways my first reason is that you complain about the swearing in Harry Potter in this section of your blog. “Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad” And than blow your theory out of the water by using profanity of your own in these sections of you article. “1) Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!! 2) The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!! 3) the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.” Do you know how many kids read your blog? And when I say kids I am talking about Americas (You know that country you keep bringing up all the time as being better than all others.) definition of kids 1-17 years of age. I can tell you their are more kids in that frame than actual adults (18- 90) that are reading your intolerable article. Then my second reason is you comment on death in books using this statement ” Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?”. One death is apart of life yes it is o.k.,natural ,and so forth and sad but true good people die to exp.Dr. Marten Luther King Jr. Have you ever even read the books because I have and F.Y.I Tonks dusen’t die (only in the movie). My next reason is that you go on to complane about torture in you next section “TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read”. People in real life torture other people. And yes for kicks expel Murder ,Rape, Arson ,And other little nastiness.And than you go on and be a raciest pig in thees sections “1) Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.2) Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!3)The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!.The books where written in Britten by a British woman about British teenagers. Why the hell would she not write in her own form of english. And as for accents would you like it if you went to London and they made fun of your “Regenal American” accent. Because hunney you have one too. And who are you to judge other peoples attractiveness. Because gladly to each’s own what you dub not pretty is some one-elt’s gorgeous. And to work your peace around rumors from the rumor mill.”Also hes gay.” Honestly the writer even came out and said “declaration is not that Dumbledore thought about sexual encounters with men”. Girl do your research before running your mouth! And fashion advice seriously?Come on seance when do you prove your point by commenting on clothing? And real villeins Twilight is about vampires are vampires real no their not. Harry potter is about magic so if you think about it both villeins are unreal. Because of the topic of the book twilight is unreal why because it can’t happen.And the attack wasn’t just on Harry by the way Voldemort wanted to ride the magical world of muggel borne witches and wizards. Thus attacking during the school year. Oh “The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!”. A gen book/movie sarees about British teenagers don’t you think it wuld be more realistic if they use British actors like i don’t know Robert Pattinson. You know the guy who played Cedric Diggery and Edward Cullen. But I don’t really expect any thing less from an uneducated little girl like you.
sincerely, Ms. Leigha L. Latham
PS. I personally didn’t care for ether book collection. But can’t resist a chance to defend anyone ageist stupidity.
And for that I am almost sorry (not really just being polite).
omfg…. I hate you.
Lizzie, please take your own advice. I’ve looked over your blog and well you said “Just cause people don’t like it doesn’t mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying….” well if you don’t like harry potter please don’t dedicate half of your blog ranting about how much you don’t like Harry Potter in the weirdest ways. I’m not a huge fan of twilight but i never give people crap for liking it. Because its their opinions and i have my own opinions. but when people say that others shouldn’t hate on something because you don’t like it they shouldn’t go and bag on something because THEY don’t like it. I’m not trying to be rude to you because i understand that you really love twilight and your website is a cute idea. but please take your own advice and be nice to others outside your fandom.
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Uh hey. So I saw this blog, and I get your point about how people are being mean about the whole twilight thing. Nobody likes their fandom being trashed on. But aren’t you being hypocritical by being so witchy about Harry Potter? (get it? *witchy*?) XD
But yeah. I think that if you leave us Harry Potter fans alone we will leave you Twihards alone. Twilight is an alright book, literature-wise, even though I am not a big fan. Please be more considerate of those of us who can actually make “epic rebuttals”. Actually, you should probably look up the definition of “rebuttal” since you sort of used it incorrectly. That is all.
so fansite you have… where are your so called fans idiot?
You are a sad, sad child.
Alright, check it. These books were written for thirteen-year-old girls (or boys, idgaf). That was the whole reason that Meyer didn’t go into Bella all that much. It was one of those self-esteem boosters that are supposed to stop suicide and shit. It’s not SUPER-GREAT ULTRA AWESOME LITERATURE. (PS, I’m not saying HP is either. I don’t really give two shits about either series. AND I WILL NOT REVEAL MY FANDOM BECAUSE YOU’LL LOOK INTO IT AND RUIN IT FOR ME.)
An actual English teacher – SHE TEACHES COLLEGE-LEVEL ENGLISH FOR A LIVING, SHE KNOWS HER STUFF – went through the first book and found ALL THESE FUCKING TYPOS . . . Stephanie Meyer, and whoever the fuck goes over her manuscript, need to go back to school.
I’ve said this once, and I’ll say it again – VAMPIRES. DO. NOT. FUCKING. SPARKLE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? Kid, if he sparkles and won’t sleep with her, he’s gay. And even the gay people have pointed out that even THEY don’t sparkle that much.
You want a vamp? Stephen King’s “Salem’s Lot”. Anne Rice’s “Interview With A Vampire”. Darren Shan’s “Cirque de Freak” series. I can list A THOUSAND better vampires than the Cullens. And don’t give me the “they’re vegitarians!” crap. No. Just . . . no. Vampires are monsters who need human blood to survive. (And seriously now, if you’re all that into them, you might as well post “I’M A TERATOPHILE!” on this thing.)
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You clearly don’t know anything about good books. Harry Potter is very well written and enjoyable to read, whereas in Twilight Stephanie Meyer’s writing style changes constantly. Her characters are two-dimensional and boring. Every character in Harry Potter has a background given and they have depth. The movies are pretty much the same. The actors give their characters emotion. Kristen Bell is an awful actress. Robert Pattinson has improved. He wasn’t good in Twilight, but I enjoyed his acting in Remember Me. That is a movie worth seeing. I would not enjoy seeing Twilight ever again. Also, you should come up with real reasons that Harry Potter is bad, not moronic ones. When Molly calls Bellatrix a bitch, it’s because she was about the kill Ginny. I’m pretty sure that’s a good reason to call someone that. And if little kids are reading that, then their parents should not be ignorant to what they are reading and not allow them to if they decide that. It’s their parents choice whether they think it’s alright for their kids to read things like that, not you. There are so many obvious flaws to your logic and I don’t have the time or the patience to go through everything you’ve written. How about reading some older literature. Maybe you can bastardize Shakespeare too.
P.S. This website has spell check for the comment section, I can’t be positive if it’s there for the rest of the site. But, if you are dyslexic you should take advantage of that and check back over what you’ve written. Because as of now, you seem like a fool.
You’re the dumbest fucking idiot I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Great Britain and America were ALLIES in WWII. You’re fucking retarded, America is not nearly the greatest and most powerful country because that is CHINA, and just because Twilight is American does NOT make it better than Harry Potter and America is NOT better than Britain. You are so stupid it blows my mind, you suck at spelling and you’re shoving your bullshit opinions down people’s throats. Did you know there’s a screen shot of your stupid anti-Potter post going around tumblr making fun of your stupid ass? They circled the part when you said that Britain lost to America in WWII. You are an IDIOT and you don’t deserve to read Twilight OR Harry Potter because they’re both too advanced for your tiny, pathetic brain. Also, when you said that it’s not okay to talk about death because death isn’t okay or natural you just look even dumber(dumb is spelled DUMB not DUM, BTW) because death is the most natural thing in the world. Your ignorance and stupidity are overwhelming me, I don’t hate you because you hate Harry Potter, I hate you because you’re the biggest moron who ever lived.
Wow, LizzieBella, you are either one amazing troll, in which case I would congratulate you…
Or one of the biggest imbeciles on the internet for having such stupid reasons for thinking Twilight is better than Harry Potter.
I mean, if you don’t like Harry Potter, that’s fine, you just didn’t really enjoy it. But to have such stupid reasons is horrible.
I read one sentence of Twilight and had to close the book because it was so horribly stupid and overly dramatic.
I read all 7 Harry Potter books, and had to be yelled at by my mom to close the book and do my homework.
Just because you are dyslexic doesn’t mean your spell check doesn’t work. Also why don’t you stop being a dumb ignorant hypocrite and stop dissing on Harry Potter if you made this to stick up for twilight. You’re right, no one has to like everything, but that doesn’t mean you should go around pissing a huge fan-base off for shits and giggles. Wise up.
You must be trolling, are you a troll? Lizzie, if you are, you are so funny! Pull off retarded to a T.
If you are not trolling and are in fact serious, then I weep for you. always.
Exactly my thought, you’re either a troll, or I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
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I would really like to know……….
I am sorry, but you can not use dyslexia for a reason for bad spelling mistakes. I for one really do have dyslexia and I do not have any spelling mistakes in this post. Even as I type this there are mistakes, but the internet browser tells me the mistakes so I can fix them. And dyslexia not does affect grammar. Learn your disability please, if you even have it.
You, ma’am, have my respect.
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As for the movies go, GG WP! Just compare the score, HP is far superior. ;D Enjoy
You do know that Britain and America didn’t fight each other in either of the world wars don’t you?
Also, your whole post about why Harry Potter sucks is a complete fail. At least when Potter fans trash Twilight they base it on genuine flaws, not on whether it was written by an American or not.
Oh, you are so weird….In a bad way >:[
Rika.. Dyslexia can affect grammar. I should know, it affects mine. But yeah she’s just using it as an excuse to be stupid
Troll be trolling!!!
its funny how you say that its rude when people bash on Twilight but i guess when YOU bash on Harry Potter its ok :]
Obvious troll is obvious, I love it.
Keep it up:]
This has to be a troll, right? This isn’t actually real life. This CANNOT be real life.
That’s hilarious that you trash ‘Sirius’ for being spelled wrong, but then you write ‘siriusly’ when it should be ‘seriously’. By the way, Sirius Black is named after Sirius the ‘Dog Star’, which is a part of the Canis Major constellation. And ‘Hermione’ is named after the protagonist in Shakespeare’s ‘Winter’s Tale’, which sounds a whole lot more natural than ‘Renesmee’.
And Death is not okay and natural? What?
Please, this girl is so obviously fake it’s funny.
honestly i am ashamed that you are a human being right now. Twilight does suck. I don’t like it very much and i read the whole series. I think that the fan fictions are way better and you are just so… so… i cant even find a word to describe you and how much i detest you at the moment. you say we HP fans keep on saying how HP is way better? well we should say the same for you. you guys are equally as annoying and add disturbing to the equation. BTW Edward Mason Cullen’ s actor is Robert Patterson who also acted Cedric Diggory in HP and also another BTW Robert Patterson is British. and they have accents cause they are British AND the book sets in England. And if you cant understand a word they say then too bad for you! And Twilight has been out since my sixth grade year and back then it was not popular till someone made a movie out of it. BTW i am also 16. The names are beautiful and some holds meanings. Not the whole plot line is cliche! Hogwarts is like a home, a wonderful place where i the reader can go to like Narnia. a wonderful place that magic exists and where you learn magic. And Quidditch. do i really need to say anything to express how bad ass that is?? And let mi tell you what i dislike about Twilight. the last two books might as well have been one book. Forbidden love has been completely overused. Bella just shows she cant live without a boyfriend and just breaks down when he leaves her. Kristen Stewart is average looking and her acting sucks. honestly show more emotion please! But i must add that the latest movie(Breaking Dawn part 1) is by far the best in where she actually acted out Bella to a degree. Alice, Emmett, and Seth are my favorite characters. And honestly! do vampires have to sparkle? way to be creative. somehow the author plays with women’s love for shiny sparkling things and do you understand the weirdness of an 110 year old vampire virgin? no wonder Edward is so weird sometimes. Have you ever heard that Robert Patterson is one of the haters of Twilight? well he is. I cant stand how “perfect” Edward is or how unrealistic the book is. now bye.
Since you deleted my comment, I thought I’d remind you: TWILIGHT SUCKS BIG FAT DICK
I hate you. Like so much. Seriously. Go fall in a flipping ditch. Like right this instant.
Omgee…XD! I forgot my cousin used my account “-.-…Ah, geez…But I hate you too.
I just don’t understand you you talk about how we shouldn’t hate Twilight or talk about in a bad way but you do those things when you talk about HP. So either you’re a hypocrite or you’re an IDIOT!
Annnnd also, you’re such a liar. If you were Dyslexic, it wouldn’t matter, you’d still be able to spell because of the computer and how it corrects grammar. Also, if you can spell, how can you spell Dyslexic so perfectly? Heh, get a life…As I’ve said before “-.-
can’t*
I’m not saying Twilight sucks, but I do think Harry Potter is better, just saying.
I’m sooooo sorry for all the bad comments I put on this website, I didn’t put them on, my sis did! You aren’t a troll, B word, or stupid idiot. I do seriously thinks Harry Potter is better, but I’m not saying Twilight is bad. I think you should stop putting bad things about Harry Potter. I’m not against you or anything, but you should really stop, as you can see, all the comments, they call you a troll and things. Stop, and then people will be your friends. Please stop Lizzie.
Peace, Love and Happiness
-HarryPotterFan200
Lizzie please stop making Harry Potter fans feel really bad because of what you put. I get it, people think Twilight is bad, but, you should stop. Please. Look at my name, and my picture, I’M A HARRY POTTER FAN! But that doesn’t mean I don’t like Twilight. Do all the HP fans a favor, and stop.
Peace, Love and Happiness
-HarryPotterFan200
You forgot to add the part about you being relentlessly close minded and shallow.
Let me give you a piece of advice. I was dysgraphic. Yes, I used past tense on purpose. In my school, and in many schools in Poland I know, there are classes for dyslexic, dysgraphic and so on. What I had to do was to write a whole page of text every single day (I was rewriting a book), and after one and half a year, I no longer was dysgraphic. The task for dyslexic kids was slightly different: they had to write half a page every single day, give it to parent to check, and if they misspelled any word, they had to write a whole line of this word. I’m not saying that dyslexia is always curable, I’m saying that in most cases it is. It only requires hard work. So – get to work! And good luck, don’t expect much results sooner than within a year.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
bitch, please.
You’re not Dyslexic.
If you were, which you’re not, you wouldn’t be able to spell the word ‘Dyslexic.’
You’re just a stupid eight year old, wishing you were Bella.
HARRY POTTER IS BETTER.
QUIT COMPARING HARRY POTTER TO BLOODY STINKING TWILIGHT.
YOU KEEP SAYING HARRY POTTER IS UNREALISTIC.
IT’S A SERIES ABOUT MAGIC, WHAT DO YOU BLOODY EXPECT.
TWILIGHT IS ABOUT VAMPIRES, YOU CALL THAT REALISTIC?
I believe I am done. -.-
I agree with you(=! I agree with ANYBODY who bashes this girl about bashing Harry Potter. We Potterheads are teaching this girl and her website a few lessons.
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I’m not going to try and change your opinion because you’re entitled to it.
But I do believe some of the things you’ve said are unfair and downright racist.
Saying that Brittish people suck, because of where they were born.
That was low, anybody could turn around and say the same thing about you, but I’m too polite to make the remark back after you insulted myself and fellow Brits.
You’ve said you’re dyslexic, I’ve met alot of people who’ve used it as an excuse for bad grammer but it really isn’t. There’s many word processers that are free, such as Open Office. And also to pay for the popular “Microsoft Word”. Don’t use Dyslexia as an excuse, it won’t get you a job when school’s finnished.
this is the most elaborate joke i have ever read. you are all hilarious
Please…go die in a fire.
ok sweetie, i can see you’ve been dissed a lot because of this site. I’m not gonna lie, I’m harry potter any day, but could i just point out, when America entered world war 2, it was JOINING Britain and France, AGAINST Nazi Germany, Russia, and Italy. please please please get your facts straight when you want to talk about history on the internet.
I would also like to refer back to your poorly constructed argument called “Why Harry Potter Kind of Sucks” i believe. your 4th point, addressing the origin of Harry Potter, to be specific. first, i would like to point out the fact that America is not, as a matter of fact, the “top country in the world”. there are, as a matter of fact, 195 other countries on planet Earth, and it’s a bit of a stretch to qualify ours as “top”, though your nationalistic view is understandable, next, i would like to just point out that being British doesn’t make harry potter of a lesser quality. you have, no doubt, watched, or at least know of the story of the Lion King. the king is killed by the uncle to gain power, the ghost of the king tells the prince who is the culprit, and the prince kills the uncle in vengeance. if you read any sort of classic literature, this story would resemble another well know tale, Hamlet, the Prince of Denmark. Hamlet was, of course, written by acclaimed author and poet, William Shakespeare, some of his other works being Romeo and Juliet, A Midsummer Nights Dream, and sonnet 18 “shall i compare thee to a summer day?”. how about “A Christmas carol”? Written by Charles Dickens, a Brit. Christian Bales, best known for his portrayal of Batman in “The Dark Knight”, is British. Yes, even Robert Pattinson, actor you portrays Edward Cullen, is British.
GUISE. Don’t you understand? She’s obviously trolling. You guys just fed her.
can you please just get off the internet and go live under a rock? please, it would save a lot of rude comments being published. and you aren’t intelligent, so just GET OFF THE INTERNET AND DELETE THIS BLOG
YOU. ARE. A. PIECE. OF. SHIT.
i dont want to live on this planet anymore. you give humans a bad name. twilight is a sexist, poorly written series that only focuses on how important it is to have a boyfriend.
i sincerely hope you’re troll.
if not, please do not breed.
Look. I have a few things to say about your…article? Whatever it was supposed to be. Here:
So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!
Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.
1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!
2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?
3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.
4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American, Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.
5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!
6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!
<They're British because THAT'S WHERE THE MOVIE TAKES PLACE. And, you know, Robert Pattenson was Cedric Diggory first.
7. The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING! That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.
And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.
<Old people can do whatever the hell they want. They deserve happiness after having to put up with idiot children like you.
8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.
Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.
AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!
Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.
Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.
Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!
You have terrible reasons AND you need to get a life
So because they swear ONCE it’s terrible? Have you even read Harry Potter? Twilight is about horny teenagers and Bella try’s to have sex before they are married? Yeah good example.
Dear twitard,
I’m sorry you can’t hear yourself think with your one braincell over the sound of our theme park
Sincerely, the supermegafoxyawsomehot Harry Potter
My god. You claim this to be a fansite for twilight, its more like a hate site for harry potter! It almost seems like you’re doing this entire thing just to get attention and a bunch of hits on your blog. How, in anyway, can twilight, a story about two sappy teenagers, be better than a story of magic, bravery, and friendship?
i still don’t get why the haters keep coming here? And this site is so unbalanced about twilight and Harry Potter (negatively and positively) also did you read any HP books? And the HP lovers (and haters) contradict the twilight lovers (and haters) and vice versa. Also so many opinions being battled. THERE IS THE RIGHTOF SPEACH.
Hey Potterheads-
If you are reading this, please listen. I hate Twilight from the the bottom of my heart. I agree with every. Singly. One. Of. You.
Please, continue on with your bashing of Twilight!
However, I was reading your comments, and some of you not only seem to bash Twilight, but bash Lizzie as well.
I want you to imagine that Jo came onto this blog and read all the comments. At first, I think she would be proud of us being so supportive of Harry Potter, but then, I think she would frown at our complete and utter bashing of Lizzie. This is, believe it or not, a form of cyber-bullying. I mean, you guys are telling her to go kill herself… really?
Her opinion may not be one that is agreed upon, however, everyone is entitled to one. So please, continue your bashing of Twilight. But stop with the bashing of Lizzie.
I think Potterheads should stay calm and be an exemplary fandom, don’t you?
Anyways… GO POTTERHEADS!!! FTW, GUYS, FTW!
You guys are honestly being the best fucking fandom EVER. I love you all!
I agree with you completely. Well said. 🙂
I just wanted to post 2 lists. They are pretty long ones but I think you should read them. I am very sorry if I have been rude in a few comments in some other posts.
Reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight.
1. Harry Potter fans aren’t vain and we don’t base our favourite books depending on how “hot” the vampires and werewolves are.
2. HP books are much better written and English teachers agree with this comment.
3. Stephen King hates Twilight and loves Harry Potter and we can all rely on Stephen King (Author of The Shining) to be a good critic.
4. Twilight may include beautiful romantic elements. However, Harry Potter includes many beautiful romances, lots of exhilerating adventures, action, magic…the list could go on.
5. There are many more layers to the plotline, story and genre of Harry Potter.
6. Twilight is written in a very untidy, unpolished way. What was Meyer’s editor thinking?
7. Harry Potter has an adult version as it is aimed at a wide variety of the population. Twilight is in the teenage section & the teenage section alone.
8. Each and every character within the Harry Potter series is complex and has some kind of depth or back story. The characters in Twilight are highly stereotypical.
9. Robert Pattinson was Cedric before Edward and he looked and acted better as that role.
10. Kristen Stewart can not act as Bella-she blinks too much and bites her lip. Is that all she can do with that character?
11. I don’t blame Kristen for the above. Bella is a very boring character and I doubt there’s much you can do with someone who is totally dependant on a man and who falls over at any given moment.
12. How does Twilight even make sense? If Jasper goes crazy over a paper cut then he wouldn’t be allowed to go to school where people get paper cuts all the time.
13. If it tortures Edward so much to not drain Bella dry then how does he contain himself when she has her monthly bleeds? Grim thing to mention, I know, but I think it’s a valid point!
14. Harry Potter is the hero who conquered the Dark Lord. Bella Swan is the heroine who conquered The Volturi…oh wait, no she didn’t. That’s right…she just blocked their powers with her mental barrier and let them walk away after killing an innocent vampire. That’s justice for you!
15. Hermione and Ginny and (even) Luna are good role models for young women. Unlike Bella who falls apart after losing Edward and only gets back to normal (ish) when she meets Jacob.
16. I have actually read both book series’s unlike a lot of the Twilight fans who have probably never even looked at a Harry Potter book. And my judgement is that JK Rowling is an amazing writer … Meyer had some good ideas (ish) and she attracted several romantic teenagers but her writing is extremely patchy, her characters are lacking personality and some of her ideas are very similar to the ideas of other authors.
17. Although Rowling may have been inspired by some ideas from Greek Mythology, The Lord Of The Rings, Star Wars? and The Little White Horse, at least she only adapted a subtle amount of these influences into her novels. Unlike Meyer who appears to have copied the romantic structure of events from Wuthering Heights and stole many of LJ Smith’s ideas.
18. Vampires die in the sunlight, don’t they? They do not sparkle. I don’t understand why teenage girls are going crazy over this. Surely sparkling is something a girl would like to do. Not something a girl would like her boyfriend to do!
19. A vampire without fangs? Seriously?? Isn’t that just a deranged human?
20. Team Edward and Team Jacob are just a way to cause arguments amongst Twilight fans. I think it’s safe to say that most Harry Potter fans respect whether another prefers Harry, Ron, Fred, George, Bill, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, Draco or even Voldemort!
21. There is a Harry Potter Theme Park. A THEME PARK! Hello?
22. Wizards eat normal food and so they get to visit Honeydukes sweet shop which is full of the most delicious sounding treats you will EVER read about. Vampires drink blood? Oh…yum.
23. Victoria is the fiery red head of Twilight, yes? There is a large family of fiery red heads in Harry Potter called The Weasley’s…they are all lovable and likeable characters…even Percy (sometimes) while Victoria is a villain (and not a very good one).
24. Nobody stands up to The Volturi in Twilight but The Order of The Pheonix are not afraid to oppose The Ministry. Hell, even the students oppose the ministry with Dumbledore’s army. Come on Cullens. Surely you could run the Vampire World better than Aro???!
25. I’d just like to point out to the Twihards that “Daniel Radcliffe got naked with a horse” is not a valid reason to support your belief that Twilight is better. Daniel’s performance of that particular play made critics go crazy with compliments for his “breathtaking performance” so if anything it only supports the belief that Harry Potter is better! 🙂
26. Harry Potter films use lots of very talented actors/actresses in the films. Particularly Alan Rickman, Gary Oldman, Helena Bonham Carter, Ralph Fiennes, Jim Broadbent, Timothy Spall, Jason Isaacs, Robbie Coltrane, Bill Nighy etc etc etc etc (the list could go on).
27. Harry Potter grew up with it’s readers and so it grew in maturity and the characters developed alongside the fans. The Twilight characters stay the same throughout the novel and it is only aimed at one age group.
28. Twilight fans seem fond of the question “Who would win in a fight, Vampires or Wizards?” To which I have to say…AVADA KEDAVRA! =] (Or in honour of Snape: SECTUMSEMPRA!)
29. The true love in Twilight, however lovely to read about, is completely unrealistic. Whereas the romantic aspects of Harry Potter are built up over time to reflect the reality that is even incorporated into a magical world.
30. Rosalie Cullen may be the perfect, bitchy, blonde haired beauty who is really very nice underneath it all. But I’m sorry, Fleur Delacour is all that and more-she’s even part veela for crying out loud. And she gets Bill who is far cooler than Emmett.
31. Remus Lupin is typical of the mythological werewolves whereas the Twilight werewolves are just a shoddy version of a shapeshifter. Aren’t shapeshifters supposed to change into whatever animal they want to? I wanted to be a tiger. Thanks Meyer. Way to kill a dream!
32. Harry Potter is comedic and Ronald Weasley (what a beaut) made me laugh out loud several times throughout ALL of the books. So did Fred & George…actually Harry, Hermione and Ginny did sometimes. I barely laughed at all during the Twilight saga. And in all honesty, laughter is good for the heart and the soul. Isn’t that what they say? ;]
33. Harry Potter fans are more mature than Twilight fans (not all but most of the time) because Harry Potter is about a fight for survival, a struggle for happiness and a love that is more powerful than evil. Twilight is mainly a love story based around a love triangle. Harry Potter is much more complex!
34. I’m very sorry for those who are Team Jacob. But…he imprints on a baby? Really? It might not be paedophilic but…it’s still very creepy.
35. Harry leaves Ginny for her own protection so she smiles with a broken heart, continues to learn defence against the dark arts with the DA and battles against the Death Eaters. Edward leaves Bella for her own protection and she falls into a depression. I think I know who I’d rather be.
36. Edward might be able to read minds but Snape could teach us all Occlumency to sort out that problem. Also, Voldemort’s Legilimency is much more powerful and effective than Edward’s weak attempt at mind reading. And Aro’s is an absurd concept. Meyer needs to pay attention to Snape. “Thoughts are not etched on the inside of skulls,” … “the mind is a complex and many layered thing.”
37. Werewolves throw off Alice’s predictions of the future? Well, they don’t throw off Sybill Trelawney’s!
38. Harry Potter allows you to fall in love with a characters personality rather than blinding you with visions of their perfect looks.
39. The relationship between Ginny and Harry shows readers that being yourself is the best person to be, rather than trying to be somebody else or being afraid to show your true colours. The relationship of Bella and Edward shows readers about mild stalking and selfishness.
40. Twilight is taking over too much of my life. Give up on all the merchandise, would you? I’d rather read my HP books than wear a T-shirt of it. It makes it seem as though the books and film haven’t made enough money. Stop milking it please. Thanks!
41. Harry and co. learn Defence against the dark arts, Potions, Charms, Transfiguration, Care of Magical Creatures etc etc etc. How amazing would that be? They then go on to have amazing jobs in the Wizarding world. Bella and Edward and the rest of them will be young forever … re-living school forever. Sounds err … rubbish.
42. Alright, so Vamps and Werewolves can run pretty fast. So join the olympics why don’t you? Witches and Wizards can apparate or jump on a firebolt! Hmmm…flying a magical broomstick & disappearing into thin air & appearing somewhere else…or do I just want to run? Toughie, that one!
43. Overall, the Harry Potter movies are higher grossing blockbusters than the Twilight films. Ok, so New Moon sold more DVDs and had more midnight showings! That’s your only consolation because the Harry Potter films beat the Twilight films and the HP books are a worldwide phenomenon (one of the bestselling books EVER) and will be for years. Twilight is just a teen craze.
44. Oh woohoo Vampires can live forever! Who wants to live forever when “death is but the next great adventure”???!
45. Voldemort is eventually defeated, bringing a resounding, happy but heartbreaking resolution to the novels. Aro’s still knocking about, I heard.
46. Aro looks haggered because he just let the years take their toll on him. Voldemort looks like a dangerous, vehement villain because he killed several times in order to rip his soul and make himself immortal. Hmm, which is the most interesting bad guy? I wonder…
47. Jacob Black can turn into a wolf? Oh so what. SIRIUS Black can turn into a great, black dog, Peter Pettigrew can turn into a rat, James Potter can turn into a stag, Remus Lupin IS a werewolf, Rita Skeeter can turn into a beetle and Minerva Mcgonagall can turn into a cat.
48. Harry Potter = Wizards, Witches, Animagi, Werewolves, Ghosts, Poltergeists, Vampires, Dragons, Veela, Cornish Pixies, Fairies, Leprechauns, Giants, Unicorns, Basilisks, Trolls, Goblins, Centaurs, Hippogriffs, Muggle borns, Squibs etc.
Twilight = Vampires, Shapeshifters, Vampires, Shapeshifters…erm…humans?
49. Harry manages to fall in love and keep a functional & beautiful relationship with Ginny without stalking her a little! =D
50. Harry likes Cho first to show how you don’t always realise that the one you’re supposed to be with is right in front of you. Edward and Bella (apart from a cheeky lip locking with a certain werewolf) only want each other from the start-a highly unrealistic, modern day couple if you ask me.
51. Harry isn’t paranoid about kissing Ginny (even though Ron is in the room!) like Edward is about getting close to Bella. And she doesn’t punch him when he kisses her either unlike Bella to that certain werewolf.
52. Jacob is obviously a potential rapist. I mean, if a girl punches you when you kiss her the first time then you do NOT force yourself on her again! Got that?
53. Harry Potter has a Triwizard tournament involving exhilerating tasks and an amazing reward which eventually results in Weasleys Wizard Wheezes! Twilight has the love rivals Jacob and Edward battling it out for a reward of…Bella. Wow.
54. Harry sacrificed himself to save the world. Edward sacrificed himself to…oh no, he just wanted to die because he thought Bella was dead. Very romantic, I guess, but not at all considerate towards the others who care for him. Harry forces himself to embrace death for those who loved him and who he loved.
55. Fred and George Weasley (and sometimes Lee Jordan) are legends and cannot be compared to anyone in Twilight. Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes ♥ RIP Fred.
56. Ron, Harry and Hermione share a wonderful friendship. The Cullens’ friendships are all very uninteresting and don’t seem to be strong at all. Do they have any REAL friends? Apart from each other?
57. Harry and Ginny and Ron and Hermione actually grow up and marry and have children. A beautiful ending to a beautiful series! Twilight has only a continual family of teenagers. Great…this gets old, you know. (Even if the characters don’t!!!)
58. Rowling wasn’t afraid to kill off several main characters in order to take the readers through an emotional journey. Things can’t always be nicey-nicey Meyer >:|
59. Even Nicholas Flamel gets tired of living forever. When are the Cullens gonna tire of it?
60. Edward’s eyes change colour when he’s hungry? How nice. Tonks can change her entire appearance whenever. Plus, Hermione can whip me up a polyjuice potion anytime! I’d rather change my appearance that way to be honest.
61. Ron and Hermione actually get on each others nerves and argue because they have human emotions! Edward wasn’t even angry when Bella cheated on him. When is that guy going to grow a backbone?
62. Snape dedicated his life to good just because of his love for Lily. That’s what you call dedication. You might wanna take some notes Miss Swan.
63. Neville Longbottom (the stereotypical loser) was a hero and killed Nagini, shattering many stereotypes and instilling the readers with faith. Whereas in Twilight many of the characters ARE stereotypes.
64. Harry Potter is so heartbreakingly brilliant that nobody can read The Deathly Hallows and not cry. Honestly, the only way I’d cry at Twilight would be if someone was forcing me to re-read it.
65. In the wizarding world you can consume Felix Felicis aka liquid luck. What could be better? In Bella’s world, you just have to rely on a man to make things good.
66. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Bonnie
Wright, Tom Felton and Evanna Lynch all play their characters brilliantly and they are all lovely in real life.
67. Edward and Harry both died and came back to life…but Harry didn’t need to be bitten by a vampire and join the undead to do it.
68. Hagrid. Enough said. He’s jollier than Father Christmas!
69. Albus Dumbledore says the wisest things. Eg. “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.” Listen up Cullen! Just turn on the light and stop being all serious and worried all the time.
70. Twilight spends about 10 pages describing the same thing. Jeez, get on with it! I don’t care how beautiful Edward is, I want to know the plot!
71. Jasper can control how people feel? Who needs that?! IMPERIO … there, done 🙂
72. Harry Potter is referenced in many different films and TV shows.
73. Being an avid reader I read both series’ in a very short amount of time. (a book a day?) And after Harry Potter I felt sad that it was over, thrilled by how good it was and amazed that someone’s imagination had actually thought up such an amazing and complex story. After The Twilight Saga…I wasn’t thrilled and I was very disappointed that there was no battle. There was a mega build up…for what? Very, very weak ending!
74. The Twilighters claiming that Harry Potter is complicated better not even try to read any of the classics that their heroine (Meyer) loves so much. Their brains are clearly not up to it.
75. The names of the Harry Potter characters have deep and meaningful reasons behind them. Eg. Albus = White (in latin) perfect for the Dark Lord’s worst fear. And Dumbledore = Bumblebee…Rowling said that she “liked the idea that this music lover might absent-mindedly hum to himself”. Whereas the names used in Twilight can only kind of be applied to the characters. And Bella = beautiful…yet she is described to be very plain. Hmm…?
76. Rowling has an impressive knowledge of myths and legends and moulds them into her own to make them seem fresh and original. Meyer clearly has a passion for the classics but I can’t see how Twilight is original
77. Even though HP is set in fantastical circumstances, a lot of real life traumas happen, enabling everyone to relate to it. I have no idea how to relate to such boring characters in Twilight.
78. I have no idea how Meyer managed to stretch out the events of her story into four books … I mean, what really happens? Reaaaally?
79. Everyone wants a Hogwarts christmas!!! That amazing dinner, wizards crackers, a knitted jumper off Mrs Weasley, giant Christmas trees with real fairies and icicles for decoration, exploding snap with Fred and George, snowball fights with the Weasleys & Harry & Hermione and looking out at the frozen lake, kissing Harry or Ron under the miseltoe (Hermione or Ginny for the guys?) ;] Sounds pretty perfect to me. …Anyone want christmas with the Cullens?
80. The ending of Harry Potter has a mirror of the beginning with Teddy Lupin losing his Auror parents (but because Voldemort is defeated, he gets a nice life =]) Unlike Breaking Dawn which ends with…wait for it..”The End”..oh how original.
81. I don’t care how fast Edward and Jacob are at running, Grawp could smush them with his big feet in a second. He’s also an example of how even the wildest creatures can be tamed and show compassion. Some of the characters in Twilight, to me, seem very unemotional.
82. Ron is very funny, light-hearted and a little unkind at times. Hermione is serious and clever and logical. Together, they’re a perfect mix of different flaws and amazing qualities.
83. Hermione is quick thinking, clever and knowing. Bella is slow and terrible at thinking on her feet.
84. Oooh! Halloween at Hogwarts anyone? Hagrids giant pumpkins, amazing decorations and another beautiful dinner? But you know, I think I’d even enjoy Sir Nick’s deathday party! Every day is Halloween at the Cullens … and I don’t think it’d be fun. XD
85. The reasons that were listed on the Twilight fan page (when this page was first created) just went on about how “Vampires are WAY hotter than wizards” Uh. Ok.
86. With regards to 85, although I do not under any circumstances base which I prefer on looks, I’d just like to point out that Lautner’s body was camera enhanced in New Moon and Pattinson had his abs painted on. At least when Dan “got naked with a horse” he was brave and comfortable enough to do it in his own skin.
87. Edward my dear, you can run but you can’t hide. Harry…you have an invisibility cloak so…I guess you can run and hide. Good for you! 🙂
88. Harry Potter has references to the wizard – Merlin – who is a part of the Arthurian legend, possibly one of the best and most loved legends of all time.
89. The popularity of Harry Potter caused universities
and colleges across the globe to begin to include a “creative writing” course as one of their subjects. Twilight caused…oh…nothing.
90. Do you ever see Hermione or Ginny throwing themselves at Ron or Harry? No. You do not. Because Ginny matures and realises that she has to be patient to get the man she loves and Hermione is just classier and smarter than Bella.
91. Harry Potter is appealing to both boys, girls, men and women. Whereas Twilight…lets face it…is mainly for the teenage variety of the female gender.
92. Apparently Edward Cullen is a Byronic Hero now? Oh come off it. What faults could he possibly have? Apart from being irritatingly perfect and stalkerish.
93. Twilight suddenly became popular and over rated after the film came out. Harry Potter hit it off before the films were contracted and it could never be over rated! ♥
94. I am Lord Voldemort = Tom Marvolo Riddle. Voldemort also means Flight of death (Horcruxes). So clever! And then there’s Aro…yeah, beautifully and cleverly created that name, Meyer.
95. Harry Potter has a powerful theme of Good Vs Evil and emphasises the fact that love conquers all (romantic, friendship or familial). Twilight is just a romance.
96. “You are my life now” Woah. Intense! Harry and Ginny are in love as are Ron and Hermione but you don’t need to make your partner your everything. You can have other people in your life too, you know!
97. Dobby sacrifices himself to save Harry and his friends, his first word to Harry and his last words ever being “Harry Potter”. Also, Kreacher is a very cool House Elf. Even Vampires and Werewolves wouldn’t stand a chance against his Elf stampede.
98. Voldemort is the most powerful dark wizard ever known. So if Harry managed to defeat him, he could easily defeat Edward, Jacob and Bella put together. Don’t try him ;]
99. It is possible to read the Harry Potter books over and over and over again and never get bored of them due to their breathtaking, awesome, thrilling and simply amazing storyline which should appeal to anyone and everyone.
100. If you’re a Twilighter or you don’t agree with what I’ve just said, then you’re obviously a filthy muggle, still bitter about the fact that you didn’t get your Hogwarts letter of acceptance. Let it go already. Can’t you see what that did to Petunia? =]
Reasons why Twilight sucks!!
I can’t remember where I found this, but I saved it.
1. Bella is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Meyer hides by calling her clumsy.
2. Being clumsy is not a flaw if Edward always catches her.
3. She can’t do anything without Edward.
4. And when he leaves she attempts to commit suicide.
5. Meyer is living out her own fantasies by writing about Bella, who is clearly herself.
6. The books aren’t well written, just because every other word is a fancy adjective doesn’t make it good writing.
7. All the rules Meyer sets for being a vampire are broken by the end of the series.
8. Not only that, she breaks rules set by more esteemed authors.
9. The world population will come to an end because all girls who read this book will think they are Bella and will wait for their Edward to come until they are old. And he’ll never come.
10. Bella almost dies fifty thousand times, but Edward always saves her. This is boring.
11. Edward is too perfect and has no flaws either. Even vampires should have flaws besides wanting to suck human blood because it’s natural to them.
12. The reason the books became so popular is because Bella has no personality and any loser can put themselves in her shoes.
13. If Bella is so ‘plain’, why do so many guys fall for her within the first two chapters?
14. Bella teaches women to let the man handle everything, which pretty much is a huge step backward for women everywhere, who have fought for equality.
15. Isn’t it convenient that her father always leaves her alone and doesn’t question her? Real parents aren’t that way.
16. Lack of character development.
17. Bella is a useless, whining, doll that suddenly has become the idol for girls everywhere.
18. People say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. Guess what? WRONG.
19. Edward is extremely possessive, border-line abusive, and boring as anything.
20. It’s too cliché.
21. This book contains no real sex, so it’s not really a vampire novel.
22. Read Anne Rice – those are vampires, not the girly men that Meyer has created.
23. You don’t have to describe the character every two pages, we know all about Edward’s ‘perfectly toned chest’ the fourth time she mentions it.
24. Bella reflects upon herself through the entire novel to tell important plot developments. Hey Meyer, ever heard of “Show, don’t tell”?
25. She never uses the word fangs in the entire book series, and it’s supposedly about vampire.
26. Her vampires sparkle. Enough said.
27. Supposedly Meyer never uses the word ‘said’ in the entire first book, instead using breath.
28. There is too much face touching.
29. It’s predictable, and childish.
30. We read the entire series just to laugh at the stupidity of it.
31. Meyer can’t think of original names. The only original name she used was Rennesme, which is combination of two names and doesn’t count.
32. Vampires can’t get people pregnant. SPOILER!
33. Vampire baseball was just a disgrace.
34. People think Meyer is the best writer ever.
35. The plot drags on forever, when it really could have been completed in two books.
36. Wow, yet another ‘original’ plot of forbidden love.
37. Why is it called the Twilight Series if only one book is titled Twilight?
38. It’s too easy to mock. Go on Youtube, how many mocks on Twilight do you see?
39. They use a drug reference in a book written for ten-year-olds.
40. Stephanie Meyer creates some interesting characters ie: Jasper and Alice. She then ignores them, and gives them no development.
41. Every Other Facebookbumper sticker is about Twilight/Edward. EVERY OTHER ONE.
42. Fangirls are so blinded by their love for Edward that they don’t realize the book is terrible.
43. Stephen King agrees that Stephanie Meyer can’t write ‘worth a darn’.
44. It’s stupid.
45. Bella.
46. Bella is Edward’s beard.
47. Meyer wrote four books about nothing, really.
48. Straight men sparkle?
49. It’s teeming with grammatical errors.
50. Bella Swan means beautiful swan, which is horribly cheesy.
51. Edward Cullen is sparkly; crows like sparkly things.
52. Do any guys actually like Twilight?
53. If the first 200 pages of your book rely on the mystery of a character’s identity, don’t slap “First, Edward was a vampire” on the back cover.
54. There’s far too little actual conflict in the story. But this probably stems from having a flawless main character.
55. They fall in love way too quickly and it seems fake because no one falls in love instantly, especially teenagers.
56. They only love each other because she smells good and he’s hot. There’s no other given reason why.
57. It’s just not healthy to teach young girls that True Love involves the guy watching you while you sleep.
58. Edward is HOT. We get it.
59. She had only been in Forks for a month when Edward had been watching her sleep for two months.
60. There’s something disturbing about Carlisle turning only teenagers into vampires.
61. All Twilight fans are insane, proved by several responses to criticism such as… “What is your name, address and phone number, just so that i can track you down ank kill You with my super awesom vampire powers THAT I AQUIRED FROM READING THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!”
62. And this… “do you WANT a cult of angry twilight luvers like mysef at your doorstep at night trying to behead you????? you shouldnt voice an absurd oppinion like this on the internet.”
63. And this… “you must have not read much good litterature in youre life, because if you cannot appreciate the quality of this art…..YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSOUND!!!!!!!”
64. Isn’t funny how Twilight fans can’t spell and use proper capitalization? By the way,61, 62, and 63 are real quotes.
65. The reason Edward can’t read Bella’s mind is because she doesn’t have one.
66. T. Pain would totally win Bella’s heart and beat up Edward because he’s on a boat.
67. Edward hits on the school faculty to get out of classes.
68. We applaud Stephanie Meyer, as she’s got to be a rich woman by now, having found her forte in the insane cult of teenage girls who go rabid over her writings.
69. Vampires vs. werewolves (isn’t that a Facebook application and such a original idea?)
70. There’s nothing worse than a fan girl going insane over a fictional guy. It’s rather pathetic actually, so, um, yeah, get a life and keep reading those books, chickies.
71. This book was not worth the paper on which it was printed.
72. Bella has no goals and no future, her life revolves around Edward.
73. WWJTFD: What Would a Judgmental Twilight Fan Do? Answer: attempt to attack with the ‘cool vampire powers’ they gained from reading the series. Awesome!
74. Even if you like the book, it doesn’t live up to its hype.
75. Edward is a good VILF, that’s it.
76. “And I cried numerous times upon realising there would never be an Edward in this world.” – quoted from Almuvira Anona on Yahoo Answers.
77. A hundred years difference = pedophile.
78. It’s a co-dependent relationship stripped down to the bare essentials. Girl: “I can’t live without you. I want to change myself to be with you.” Boy: “If you leave me, I will kill myself.”
79. Stephanie Meyer must really be into pedophilia: first Edward and Bella, now Jacob and Renesseme? SPOILER.
80. New hot couple name for Bella and Edward = Bedward
81. You may think Edward Cullen is smart and fast, but Chuck Norris could take him.
82. Bella’s only deep thoughts are, ‘Edward is so perfect. I love him.’
83. The only reason I kept reading was to see if Bella could redeem herself by getting over him.
84. Jacob, who didn’t abuse Bella and was nice to her, was dumped and she chose Edward. Hmm, masochistic much?
85. Ms. Meyer writes the way I did when I was twelve years old, doodling in my journal.
86. “It would have been much better if Jacob and Edward discovered they were gay: no sequels, no whiny Bella. Amen to that.”
87. Many people have enjoyed the making of this, many have helped with it too…in other words lots of people hate Twilight.
88. You are allowed to have your own opinion, just like we are allowed to have ours. Get over it. Twilight fans don’t seem to understand that though and attack at the mention of flaw in the book.
89. Light Yagami doesn’t approve of Twilight so neither should you.
90. “Cause it’s dumb.” – Random Person on the Street
91. “It’s annoying as hell.” – Random Person on the Street #2
92. Martin Luther would not have not have approved if the book was written during his lifetime.
93. Harry Potter could beat Edward any day with his magic powers.
94. It’s offensive to the entire human race, both male and female.
95. The book was so bad we wrote 95 reasons why we hate it.
THIS.
Exactly.
Anyone else notice she spells all the titles of her entries correctly?
Hiya, I am really glad I have found this information. Today bloggers publish only about gossips and net and this is really annoying. A good blog with interesting content, that’s what I need. Thank you for keeping this site, I’ll be visiting it. Do you do newsletters? Cant find it.
Dear Lizzie,
In your “About Me,” you say people shouldn’t be rude/mean just because they don’t like Twilight, but to point out, you bash Harry Potter, homosexuality, Brits, and defend Twilight like it’s something you’d die without. British people, homosexual people, and Potterheads are amazing. I’m sorry you have the misfortune of having some sort of psychological disorder that makes you think Twilight is better than Harry Potter. There is more violence in the last two books of the Twilight saga than the entire series of Harry Potter. You should probably read the books because I highly doubt you’ve picked up a book in your entire life. And no, picture books don’t count. I don’t care if you have Dyslexia; that does not account for your terrible grammar. Spelling? Maybe. But grammar? No. Capitalizing your words, putting punctuation where needs be has nothing to do with your Dyslexia. Thank you for your time.
Sincerely, that person smarter than you
You are either the best troll ever
OR
a very annoying, and ignorant person
You should be ashamed of yourself
americans are just brits who left the country because they had crazy extreme religious view that were seen as, well… crazy and extreme
Uh…with the exception of some of y’all that are actually being nice on here… Just because she doesn’t have the same opinion as you, doesn’t mean it’s wrong. That’s the point of an opinion. Do I agree with her? No. Is her argument logically sound? Of course not. But that doesn’t give you lot any grounds to go bashing her on her own site.
hunny you’re not dislexic, you’re just illiterate and a shit speller and afraid of saying it. People with dyslexia don’t spell that bad or not know what people believe, I have experience as I have two cousins and a friend who have dyslexia (quite bad) and they just mix up letters and numbers not spell full paragraphs wrong. I frankly find it quite insulting to dyslexics that you use it as an excuse it’s awful.
…of lizzie anywhere. Think she finally realized Twilight sucks?
You do realise that talking against the way British people talk and especially in the way you did is racist. And get your facts right before you start posting stuff on here and embarrassing yourself, BRITAIN AND AMERICA WERE ALLIES AND WON THE WAR! and if you don’t like Harry Potter then just stop talking about it.
Oh and you must be dyslexic if you prefer Twishit than Harry Potter
After reading many of your articles, I have come to the conclusion that your are an inarticulate, racist, bias idiot.
YOU NEEED TO FUCKING DIE RIGHT NOW
SERIOUSLY YOU SAY RONS A GINGER AND HE HAS NO SOUL AND HARRYS A GEEK AND ALL THEN YOU SAY THEIR HOT AND CUTE.
WELL FUCK YOU.
YOU NEED TO DIE IN HELL.
RIGHT NOW. AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THAN HARRY POTTER IS STUPID BECAUSE THEIR BRITISH, YOU IDIOT. AND YOU CANT EVEN TALK RIGHT YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
ITS VOLDEMORT. CANT YOU EVEN SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT? SPESHIAL REALLY SPESHIAL EFFECTS YOU FUCKKKIIING CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTT
First off, I don’t know if you’re trolling or not. If so, then please continue. If not, being dyslexic doesn’t mean that you have to be stupid, so stop hiding behind it. I’d just like to point out that you made a lot of racist comments about the U.K. that I found unacceptable. Their “funny accents” are perfectly normal there- they find our accents just as strange. Languages evolve over time and, in the 405 years since Jamestown (the first lasting British colony in the US) was settled, the ways in which we speak have changed. The British also did not lose World War II. They won with our help.
You are a fucking hypocrite. “Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it, just saying.” You complete idiot! All your blogs are just being rude and disgraceful to Harry Potter. So the Harry Potter generation is gonna be rude right back. It’s people like you that piss me off the most.
1. You use your dyslexia as an excuse, but being dyslexic does not cause you to spell things like this-
“speshial” “peopla” “sirius” (<you weren't even talking about Sirius Black with that one). So just stop..obviously you just want people to feel bad for you, and give you pitty. For all I know you don't even have dyslexia.
2. You're the reason teenagers are seen the way they are. You talk like an idiot. You use the word like in front of everything, you aways put "right?" at the end of everything. It makes you sound dumb.
Example: "Like oh my god Twilight is like so much better than Harry Potter, right?" Yeah..no. Where on Earth did you learn to talk?
3. Every point you make is completely invalid.
4. You are a racist and you are very stereotypical. You called British people 'martians'. British people aren't martians you idiot! They are people, and they are better people at that. Their grammar is much more proper. You said Dumbledore was creepy because he had a beard "and we all know that's creepy"…well I don't know what I'm missing but I sure don't think it's creepy. I think you're just childish. Not to mention you said it was wrong for Dumbledore to be gay! How? So people should just drop their feelings when they get to a certain age? just because he's old and gay does not mean he is a pedophile. Who teaches you all this crap that's you see as correct?
5. All you care about is how 'hot' everyone is. "Omg Edward is so hot, so like Twilight is better, right?"
The only thing you care about is Harry Potter is that a few of the people are hot to you. What's wrong with you? I thought you were supposed to be 16! I think that's one big fat lie.
6. Again, you're a hypocrite. That just pisses me off.
7. You're inconsiderate.
Congratulations on pissing off the Harry Potter generation..in other words..the World.
I agree with you. Also, being dyslexic doesn’t necessarily affect writing. It affects reading and speaking so you don’t have dyslexia. You probably just started a) spelling stuff incorrectly to try and prove that you are dyslexic or b) you have trouble spelling words that most 3rd graders know. And please, stop overusing exclamation marks. PLEASE. Also, Twilight is horrible.
Twilight sucks. It is as simple as that. I am not going to waste my time to explain that because many others have made that point clear. And to Lizzie Bella, I would like to say that being dyslexic doesn’t excuse the fact that your argument is invalid.
Stop before you embarrass yourself even more. Please stop making actual HUMAN BEINGS lose hope for humanity. May God bless your ever narrow mind.
you are such a retard
You are so shallow, judging things like this, saying ‘this is bad’ ‘this sucks’ and racist stuff, and you are sixteen? I am guessing you live in an asylum because all the things you say and having dyslexia as your excuse
Hey Lizzie don’t listen to all of those comments. Yes your writing skills are not amazing but dyslexia is something that can’t be helped. I think that all of the people on this girls page calling her a bitch and telling her that she is crap and that you hate her need to begin to take a good hard look at themselves. Harry Potter is a book. I love it but seriously is it really that big a deal that you have to begin sending hateful language over the internet and make someone feel like crap? How would you like to be told those things? Please stop being keyboard warriors and stop being hateful and cruel. What you are doing is bullying. Think about that.
I think, u r not 16.
And if u r…
Well, that’s sad.
Just because you don’t like Harry Potter doesn’t mean you have to be rude about it. Take your owns words and follow them.
You don’t have a lot of room to say that we are posting rude comments!! YOU BASH HARRY POTTER!!! SO STFU!!!!!
I sent her an email. It consisted of:
Lizzie,
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
Fuck you,
lightsovercities
It felt good.
dyslexia isn’t an excuse for bad grammar.
you are the reason teenage girls are stereotyped as we are. you are the sole reason for ‘Murica. you are an embarrassment to the human race. one day, if the aliens come, hopefully they will find you first and think that we are all too stupid to destroy.
Harry potter is so much better than twilight.1st reason:When Ron left Hermione she kept fighting and trying to find horcroxes,when Edward left Bella she was frozen for like 8 months and kept doing stupid stuff to hear Edwards voice. 2nd reason: Harry Potter is about love for family and friends,Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.2nd reason: there may be a lot of death but for each death there is a reason ex: hedwig: to end Harry’s childhood ,James and lily potter: to show that love for family is the strongest of all. 3rd reason: vampires don’t sparkle. 4th reason
Failed troll is failed.
When I type my name using my fingers: Joe Hunters
When I type my name using my knuckles: Joe Hjufntedrs
When I type my name using my elbows: jkope hunmtyersd
When I slam the keyboard on my face:
“About three things I was absolutely positive: First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him–and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be–that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him.”
I should have known!
Hey guys, Im off to make another one of those lousy fag books that somehow get sold as there are a bunch of dumb girls around who would buy them!
Dear ‘LizzieBella’
Please don’t rant against things people hate then leave your email address up.
Sincerely,
Lady Melinda
Hey Lizzie Bella! There’s this fan fiction I think you would love! It’s called “My Immortal.” It’s a Harry Potter fan fiction, so I hope you can overlook that, but otherwise it seems right up your alley!
CORRECTION! THIS WHOLE THING IS FAKE! It should be like this… About me: I am either the most dumb person in the world or the best troll in the world
This has to be a troll. The grammatical and spelling errors seem to be too intentional. Not to mention that the overall reason she gives for “Why Harry Potter Kinda Sucks” are, when you boil it down, because Harry Potter is realistic.
You are being rather hypocritical. You said, and quote your writing exactly, “Just cause people don’t like it doesnt mean they have 2 B rude about it.” And then you proceed to hate on Harry Potter like there is no tommorrow. And no matter how dyslexic you are, Google has this little thing called Spell Check. And dyslexia doesn’t affect grammar or writing ability.
I would like to introduce you to a friend. This friend’s gender is unclear, but the name is Spell Checker. I thought you can really use this kid.
And by the way, your spelling was rather acceptable before the last sentence, where everything went down.
Umm… I don’t understand this website. I was going to write a hundred paragraphs rebutting you article “Why Harry Potter Kinda Sucks,” but I realized you used the term kinda, instead of kind of. You mispelled people a thousand times, and your point isn’t valid. Read all of the Harry Potter books, and after you have laughed and smiled and cried, edit this article.
P.S. Harry Potter got three theme parks eight feature films, with another one one the way, and a play. Where is Twilight now?
Not to be rude but you say that if you don’t like something you shouldn’t be rude about it but that’s exactly what you’re doing…
Not to be rude but you say that if you don’t like something you shouldn’t be rude about it but that’s exactly what you’re doing…
Just don’t…