Category: Harry Potter


Ok, so like i got a lot of coments from people who think i hate Harry potter.
This isNOT TRUE. I dont hate HP i just think Twilight is much better.
so here is list of reasons why HP is good and why I like it!

1. In the movies, the cheracters are super cute! Like Cedric Diggery is hot, and so are Harry and Ron and Draco and even that guy who play Dracos dad is really hot even tho hes old. Theyre just so hot that its easy to overlook their funny accents!!

And also some of the girls are kind of hot too. or they get hot when they get older. like Emma Watson is ok she was hot before she cut her hair off…then she started looking like Bald Brittany Spears. and Luna lovegood is crazy and dressed freakish but shes hot. and so was Fleur Delacor, she was SO FOXY AND SEXY!!!

2. they’re exiting. like impeortant shit always happend to them and its always lot of action and intrestign stuff hapening! like when Ron dated Lavendar, and they had all those SUPER HAWT KISSING SCENES! that was so awesome and exiting and climactic and thrilling and a highlight of the books! The books all have exiting stuff like that!!

3. theyre funny too. All the books have funny moments!! like when Dumbeldore is drinking the weird potion in the cave in half blod prince and freaking out..I LOLed!! Or when Harrys broomstick was bucking in Sorcerer stone, and then when he got the grim and thought he was gonna die in Prisener of Azkaban! i mean like every single scene in this books were total comedy! I mean I love funny books but my favorites are the reelly deep ones like Twilight.

4. in the movies the characters are british! they have weirdo acents but they’re so cute too, I mean they’re almost like martians, theyre so weird! its like little adorable martians so they’re cute to watch!!

5. The villains suck but their so hot! like Lucius malfoy is hot and so is the snatcher dude in Deathly Hallows and Voldamort was hot too before he got bald and ugly.

 

6. The speshial efects in the movies are good! like how they made the Hagrid guy so tall and hairy, and how they made Dumbeldore so hairy too! Dontcha just love movie magic??? Lol, a pun, get it, Hp is about magic, the MOVIE MAGIC? Lol!

 

so yah, i dont hate HP!

 

Peace!!

 

LizzieBella

 

 

 

ok, well mabey he’s not a facist….I’m not exactly sure waht a facist is, I just know they’re bad and dictator-y.

I tried looking up facist on line but I still didnt understand since the definition was super confusing but I think hitler was one…. And they’re bad people. And there was some guy names Muscles-ini or something who was also a facist and he had some empire…..whatever an empire is…..I wonder if that’s mabey like umpire in baseball? So mabey a facist is like an umpire? A bad umpire dictator???

Anyways Harry potter is a dictator kind of!!!

Like he bosses people around and yells att them. Like he yells at Ron and hermione when theyre just tryin to help him! and he doesnt lissen to them either he always thinks hes right! like in Order of the Phonix Hermione wanted to tell someone that Umbredge (another weird name) was making him cut words into his hand but out of some stupid pride thing harry didnt let her! thats stupid!!! Umbrege couldave been stopped if harry wasnt so selfish and didnt always think he was right!

also in DH, everyone’s DIEING FOR HARRY! like theres a whole war over him! HArry should have gone to voldemort a lot sooner! hes so selfish for making everyone fight such a powerfull enemy and die for him!!!!!

And Harrys always telling people waht to do too like in Order if the Phonix hes bossin around everyone in the Dumbledore Army group. and like hes not even the bestest dark arts fighter or anything. Like Hermione is WAY smarter…not her fault she just hasent been in as many dangerous situations. Like  that makes Haryr mroe qualified! I mean, so Harry like killed a basalisk with a SWORD…yah, that really makes him better at defencive magic!

 

And then Dumbledore is an evil bad facist too, since he never told harry nothing important at all! like he kep impeortent info for himself and then if Harry had more info and if Dumbledore hadnt been so damn proud and kept so manny secrets less people wouldave ddied!

And hes just sooo full o fhimself too. like hes all, “oh I COULD have been Minaster of Magic but im so cool and im all wise a shit, so i turned it down”. Dumbeldore was so selfish to NOT become Minaster of Magic coz he was CLEARLY the best guy for the job and if he’d been Minaster AND been less selfish with his “wisdumb” (wisdom) and information then less people wouldave died and there wouldn’t have been the idiot Cornelias Fudge as Minaster and hed have helped the wizerding world!!!

Hes bad and selfish so hes clearly a facist!  and Harrys a facist too!!! and Voldemort!!!!!

 

(And I admit i do take back waht  I said earlyer about Dumbeldore……its ok if hes gay. but he still dresses bad i mean dresses arent cool on guys)

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

So yeah, I read HArry Potter, and the books were okay and all, but I just REALLY draw issues with some of the villans. Ok, one in perticular. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE.

I mean, she kills my faverite Characters!!! She killed Dobby, basically the most likable person in the whole series!! And Sirius Black, who aside from being pretty cool even though he was a creep convict, was also kinda hot, and he meant the world to Harry i mean he was the closest he had to a Family!!!!! I mean seriusly!!
AND Bellatrix killed Tonks, another epiclly awesome person who i actually really liked! I mean, Dobby, Tonks, and Sirius?! !WTF THATS JUST EVIL!!!!!!!
And then she also kills Lupin, Tonks husband, and that’s just plain mean, even though he wasnt as epiclly awesome as Dobby Tonks and Sirius.

Also, in the DH movie, she tortures Scabior the HOTTTTTTT Snatcher guy! I mean he was like REALLY hot, AND he totally helped her out because he Snatched Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and brought them 2 her, but she STILL tortures him!!!! THATS NOT COOL OK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And Scabior was FREAKING HOT! Torture of hotties is NOT GOOD AT ALL!!

Also, shes fucking messed up the in head i mean i heard shes in love with Voldemort, how fucked up is THAT?! I mean hes ugly, scary, evil, and BALD!!!!! Bald=Scary, and if ur makin out with a bald guy, theres no hair for you to run ur fingers through, which means its not fun!
Oh, and yeah, HE DOESNT HAVE A FREAKING NOSE!!!! Thats messed up and ugly as hell. Thats seriously messed up!
And yeah, along with that, shes INSANE!!!!! Insane people are BAD! And she tortures people for fun and she was in PRISON!!!!! Thats BAD! And she escaped from jail, thats bad too!!!!!! She teaches you its ok to escape from jail!!!!! Thats BAD!

 

and shes soooo unrealistic!!! like its soo not realistic to escape from such a big securaty jail like Azkaban!! and no real people torter and kill ppl like thatt!! And besides shes just too evil and she just likes voldy and doest care about anyone else and what kind of bitch gets marryed and dont even like her hustband Rodolphas and in love with some other guy?!!!

And her clothes are creepy too I mean theyre all ripped and stuff! Seriously, ur a WITCH WHO CAN DO MAGIC RIGHT?! then why dont u FIX YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
And i wont even START on how sick it is to wear black all the time either!!!!!! THAts just morbid and like not sanatary!!

Also, at least in Order of the Phenix, she’s UGLY AS HELL, I mean, See picture below:

Anyways, seriously, she is a class 1 CREEP! Shes awful! SOOOOO glad that Molly killed her. I now LOVE Molly Weasley, 😀

Basically the only GOOD thing about Bellatrix is that shes played by Helena Bonham Carter, who i kinda like, and Bellatrix looks pretty in DH and HBP but SHES A HORRIBLE NASTY WITH AND IM GLAD SHES DEAD! Pity it wasnt sooner, 😦 seriously i kind of loss respect for Helena bonham careter after this imean bellatrix is soooo horrible!!!!! but Helena is good actress in other movies 🙂

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

Just a bit about HP and Twilight names. The names is Harry Potter are RIDICULOS! The names in Twilight are REALISTIC.

1. What kind of name is “Hermione”. I mean WTF?! Sounds lame ass, and it rhyms with “whiny”. Who wants a name that sounds like whiny? Ugh

2. Ronald is a creepy ass name. I mean , seriously who  names a book cheracter after Ronal McDonald?! WTF! I mean seriously the name just brings to mind a creepy , burger-gulping ugly clown. EWWW! not to mention that i am against fast food, but still, the thought of Ronald McDonald makes me want to barf, I dont need reminding of THAT every time I hear the name “Ron Weasley” or read Harry Potter/watch the movies.

3. Harry of corse sounds like “hairy”, and thats NOT a plesant thought, esp. for a guy. I mean EEEEEWWW! And “Harry potter”, sounds like “Hairy potty”, DOUBLE FUCKING EEEEWWWWW!

4. Luna. Sounds like “loony” adds to Loony lunas crazy factor. shes so freaking out of it thats its damn unrealistsic as well. And Lovegood. Love is good? WTF stoopid not a realistic last name!!!!!!!!!

5. All the unpornouncable creepy names. I mean seriously, “Slughorn”? “Quirinus”? “Severus”? WTF? Creepy fucking weird. why have stupid lame ass names that  no once can prenounce right?!?! WTF?! And besides, with names like those, thats the sort of thing youd get  beat up for. No wonders Snapes a loser and everyone hates him and hes ugly!!!!!

6. Hagrid. sounds like “hag”. nuff said. Course he IS ugly enough 2 be one……

7. Sirius. I mean, who names their kid after an expression? especially since sirius was anything BUT serious. Thats like me naming my kid “austere” or “deliberative”. Yuk. He probably got beat up too. AND “serious” is even spelled wrong!!

8. And Hogwarts is weird! I mean hogs are RELLY UGLY! And warts are freaking gross! And a hog with warts is EVEN uglyer! That’s fucking SICK!

9. Dumbledore. who wants a name with “dumb” in it? Gross. and it just sound stupid. It’s freaking weard and DUM! Lol get it? Dum/Dumb.

10. Draco. I mean eww! I mene hes hot but it’s a freaking weird name!!!!!!! It’s not normal and it sounds like dragon or something its so stupid!!!!

11. Marvolo. IT sounds like an STD. Barf!!!!!!!!

12. Weasley. it sounds like weasel and it’ sjust REALLY Weird and creepy!!!!

13. BASICALY EVRY NAME IN HP SUCKS!!!!

More wird names:

Yaxley-sound like AX ew

McNair-isnt nair the hair removal stuff??

Bellatrix-frigin weird

All the alliteration names like ones where the first and last ones start with th same letter i  mean that just unrealistic and STUPID AND WEIRD!

Peace out! Twilight has GOOD names!

Lizzie

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I  mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American,  Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

7.  The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING!  That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.

Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.

Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!

LizzieBella, : P

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