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ANOTHER EPIC POLL!!!

Ok, so like i got a lot of coments from people who think i hate Harry potter.
This isNOT TRUE. I dont hate HP i just think Twilight is much better.
so here is list of reasons why HP is good and why I like it!

1. In the movies, the cheracters are super cute! Like Cedric Diggery is hot, and so are Harry and Ron and Draco and even that guy who play Dracos dad is really hot even tho hes old. Theyre just so hot that its easy to overlook their funny accents!!

And also some of the girls are kind of hot too. or they get hot when they get older. like Emma Watson is ok she was hot before she cut her hair off…then she started looking like Bald Brittany Spears. and Luna lovegood is crazy and dressed freakish but shes hot. and so was Fleur Delacor, she was SO FOXY AND SEXY!!!

2. they’re exiting. like impeortant shit always happend to them and its always lot of action and intrestign stuff hapening! like when Ron dated Lavendar, and they had all those SUPER HAWT KISSING SCENES! that was so awesome and exiting and climactic and thrilling and a highlight of the books! The books all have exiting stuff like that!!

3. theyre funny too. All the books have funny moments!! like when Dumbeldore is drinking the weird potion in the cave in half blod prince and freaking out..I LOLed!! Or when Harrys broomstick was bucking in Sorcerer stone, and then when he got the grim and thought he was gonna die in Prisener of Azkaban! i mean like every single scene in this books were total comedy! I mean I love funny books but my favorites are the reelly deep ones like Twilight.

4. in the movies the characters are british! they have weirdo acents but they’re so cute too, I mean they’re almost like martians, theyre so weird! its like little adorable martians so they’re cute to watch!!

5. The villains suck but their so hot! like Lucius malfoy is hot and so is the snatcher dude in Deathly Hallows and Voldamort was hot too before he got bald and ugly.

 

6. The speshial efects in the movies are good! like how they made the Hagrid guy so tall and hairy, and how they made Dumbeldore so hairy too! Dontcha just love movie magic??? Lol, a pun, get it, Hp is about magic, the MOVIE MAGIC? Lol!

 

so yah, i dont hate HP!

 

Peace!!

 

LizzieBella

 

 

 

Bella Swan is a fantastic role model!

ok, so everyones sayign that Bella from twilight is like so boring and a bad role model. that NO TRUE AT ALL!

1. first, bella Swann is so pretty!!! thats really good and it gives girls somthign to aspire to! like since bellas pretty shes inspiring girls to take better care of themselves and try to be prettier!!

2. Bellas really smart. like she gets realy good grades and studys and all. lik im not sayign Harry potter isnt smart but hes not that smart and he flunks History of Magic and he doest get all A’s but Bella does, and shes into deep stuff like Romeo and juliet and studying and books and she reads Jane Austen in her spare time so shes fantastic role model since she so smart!

3. she teaches you about love. like she shows how its important to be in love and all the htings people do for love! its so adorable how much she loves Edward and they are so cute together!

4. Shes realy strong. like shes protestign about the stuff she belives in, like when she wants to keep Renesmee the baby even though edward don’t want her to! like she strong and stands up for waht she belives in even if it dangerus to her!

5. Shes so creative! like she came up with a super unique name for her baby, Renesmee! so adorabel!

6. shes modest and humbel. Like Edward wants to buy her stuff since hes rich but shes not using him for his money and she doesnt let him just buy stuff for her!!

7. Shes played by Kristen stewart. thats like a bonus in itself cos Kristen is so amazing and beautiful and pretty and talanted and gorgeously stunning!

8. Shes populer! like evryone likes her at her new school so shes totally doing it right! and popularity is good thing so that gives girls and fans new thing to aspire to!! shes clearly awesome if a lot of people like her right?

 

ok, I could go on all night!!!

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

Just a bit about HP and Twilight names. The names is Harry Potter are RIDICULOS! The names in Twilight are REALISTIC.

1. What kind of name is “Hermione”. I mean WTF?! Sounds lame ass, and it rhyms with “whiny”. Who wants a name that sounds like whiny? Ugh

2. Ronald is a creepy ass name. I mean , seriously who  names a book cheracter after Ronal McDonald?! WTF! I mean seriously the name just brings to mind a creepy , burger-gulping ugly clown. EWWW! not to mention that i am against fast food, but still, the thought of Ronald McDonald makes me want to barf, I dont need reminding of THAT every time I hear the name “Ron Weasley” or read Harry Potter/watch the movies.

3. Harry of corse sounds like “hairy”, and thats NOT a plesant thought, esp. for a guy. I mean EEEEEWWW! And “Harry potter”, sounds like “Hairy potty”, DOUBLE FUCKING EEEEWWWWW!

4. Luna. Sounds like “loony” adds to Loony lunas crazy factor. shes so freaking out of it thats its damn unrealistsic as well. And Lovegood. Love is good? WTF stoopid not a realistic last name!!!!!!!!!

5. All the unpornouncable creepy names. I mean seriously, “Slughorn”? “Quirinus”? “Severus”? WTF? Creepy fucking weird. why have stupid lame ass names that  no once can prenounce right?!?! WTF?! And besides, with names like those, thats the sort of thing youd get  beat up for. No wonders Snapes a loser and everyone hates him and hes ugly!!!!!

6. Hagrid. sounds like “hag”. nuff said. Course he IS ugly enough 2 be one……

7. Sirius. I mean, who names their kid after an expression? especially since sirius was anything BUT serious. Thats like me naming my kid “austere” or “deliberative”. Yuk. He probably got beat up too. AND “serious” is even spelled wrong!!

8. And Hogwarts is weird! I mean hogs are RELLY UGLY! And warts are freaking gross! And a hog with warts is EVEN uglyer! That’s fucking SICK!

9. Dumbledore. who wants a name with “dumb” in it? Gross. and it just sound stupid. It’s freaking weard and DUM! Lol get it? Dum/Dumb.

10. Draco. I mean eww! I mene hes hot but it’s a freaking weird name!!!!!!! It’s not normal and it sounds like dragon or something its so stupid!!!!

11. Marvolo. IT sounds like an STD. Barf!!!!!!!!

12. Weasley. it sounds like weasel and it’ sjust REALLY Weird and creepy!!!!

13. BASICALY EVRY NAME IN HP SUCKS!!!!

More wird names:

Yaxley-sound like AX ew

McNair-isnt nair the hair removal stuff??

Bellatrix-frigin weird

All the alliteration names like ones where the first and last ones start with th same letter i  mean that just unrealistic and STUPID AND WEIRD!

Peace out! Twilight has GOOD names!

Lizzie

So SO many peopla have been saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That is NOT TRUE!!!!!!!

Here are just a few reasons why Harry Potter kind of sucks.

1. Theres too much swearing. Ron says “blo*dy H*ll” all the time, and Molly weasley calls Bellatrix Lestrange a B*TCH in the last book! Thats seriously unaceptable! I mean little kids are reading that stuff!!! That kind of language is really bad!

2. Its too violent. Like people die in every book, i mean its just depressing! and good guys die too!! I mean lupin, fred (one of the best characters), tonks, etc. I mean little kinds and people shoudn’t have to read that kind of thing! that teaches people that death is ok and natural! I mean who WANTS to read about that kind of thing?

3. TORTURE. in HP, people torture other peopls JUST FOR FUN! thats WRONG! Its going to teach people that torture is okay and it’s not! I mean like Voldemort and Bellatrix like to cause people pain an dHAVE FUN KILLING PEOPLE! Thats so horrible that they like get turned on by killing people. Thats SO HORRIBLE AND WRONG! Not to mention depressing and WAY 2 DARK! Thats not okay for people to read. And for the death thing see reason 2.

4. Its british. British stuff is never as good as american stuff. America is the top country in the world. I  mean, im not trying to brag or anything, but its just a fact that america is the most advanced and powerful country in the world. Twilight is American,  Harry Potter is british. Therefore, by logic, Twilight is better. And just because Twilight is american automatically makes it higher quality, just because its America, no matter what you think of the book. I mean, British people can be really bad, like they fought against us and LOST in WW2, right? So seriously, they just aren’t as good.

5. Its comfusing. See above about it being british. But basically to go along with that, BECAUSE its britis, the stuff is confusing. like they use slang and stuff that doesnt make sense to ANYONE BUT BRITISH PEOPLE! and like the stuff they talk baout that is british and hard to understand. You shouldn’t have to use a fucking SLANG DICTIONARY when reading!!!!

6. The movies are crap. So like they’re made by an american compeny, but why the hell do they have funny accents? I hate watching movyes and not being able 2 understand the people in them!!!! I mean siriusly, WTF?! I always have to rewind and use subtittles when I watch the movies, because of the funny accents! I mean cant the actors talk normally? whyd they get weirdos for the parts anyways? They should of gotten normal people who can FUCKING TALK RIGHT!!!!!

7.  The chracters are ugly. Hermione is a frizzy haired dork. Luna is a weirdo and dresses like shes color blind. Rons a ginger, and we all know that gingers don’t have souns, thank to South Park… JUST KIDDING!  That part was a joke, of course, but still, he’s ugly. Harry is just a weirdo wit glasses and a freakish scar.

And Dumbledore is creepy too. He has a beard, beards are creepy! And he has a mustache too, that makes him look like hes evil!! We all know beards are creepy, and he wears a freaking DRESS! THATS SICK, MEN DO NOT WEAR DRESSES!!!!!!!! Also hes gay. thats creepy because hes so old! Old peopla rent supposed to be gay! nothin against homosexals, btw.

8. the villains are unrealistic. WHat kind of sadistic creepy fucking moron kills people and tortured them FOR FUN?!??! WTF?! And besides, its soooooo unrealistic i mean a REAL villain (like the Volturi) wouldn’t be considerate enough to wait until the end of the school year before enacting their evil plot. thats just unrealistic. And they’s just creepy losers with bad hair in cloaks. Yuk.

Anyways, these are just a few reasons Harry Potter is bad.

AND TWILIGHT IS BETTER THAN HARRY POTTER BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE THE AFOREMENTIONED THINGS!

Stop thinking HP is SOOOO much better and trying to lord it all over us Twilight fans, thats just plain RUDE.

Anyways, I’ll probably write more on this subject, but anyways, consider this part one.

Peace, Love, and Twilight for all!

LizzieBella, : P

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