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ANOTHER EPIC POLL!!!

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so like everyone says Edward is bad boyfriend and creepy and stuff! THATS NOT TRUE EDWARD IS THE BEST BOYFREIND EVER!!!! Heres some reasons why……

1. hes really hot! I mean hotness isent the most importent thing i know, but its good to be hot and to have a boyfreind whose hot, since they’re that much more atractive and good to look at!! and hot guys are better anyways!

2. hes so caring! like he watches bella when she sleeps that so ROMANTIC AND ADORABLE like he actualy watches her all night, he must really love her!! he spends all his time doing that its so sweet and adorable!!!

3. hes RICH! and generous!! like he buys Bella stuff like a car and its so sweet hes always trying to buy her stuff! and sure money isent the most impeortent thingy but its awesome to have a rich boyfriend so he can buy you stuff!! rich guys rock!

4. Hes really smart!! like hes really deep and intelligent since hes been through school so much its so endeering! (i think that means attractive) so like you can have a good coversation with him and hes like quoting literature and hes like Mr. Darcy!!! hes so hot! I never read PRide and Prejudice but I just know Mr. Darcy ishotand smart too I think Lol!

5. Hes soo protective like he alweys dos what he htink is best for Bella hes always looking out for her thats so sweet!

ANYWAYS EDWARD IS THE BEST BF EVER!! Dont you wish you could be Mrs Cullen? And he has a sexy name too! Edward Edward Edward! It just sounds so nice! And Cullen is sexy name too! Like chocolate! Anyways Edward is a GREAT BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Peace,

LizzieBella

Bella Swan is a fantastic role model!

ok, so everyones sayign that Bella from twilight is like so boring and a bad role model. that NO TRUE AT ALL!

1. first, bella Swann is so pretty!!! thats really good and it gives girls somthign to aspire to! like since bellas pretty shes inspiring girls to take better care of themselves and try to be prettier!!

2. Bellas really smart. like she gets realy good grades and studys and all. lik im not sayign Harry potter isnt smart but hes not that smart and he flunks History of Magic and he doest get all A’s but Bella does, and shes into deep stuff like Romeo and juliet and studying and books and she reads Jane Austen in her spare time so shes fantastic role model since she so smart!

3. she teaches you about love. like she shows how its important to be in love and all the htings people do for love! its so adorable how much she loves Edward and they are so cute together!

4. Shes realy strong. like shes protestign about the stuff she belives in, like when she wants to keep Renesmee the baby even though edward don’t want her to! like she strong and stands up for waht she belives in even if it dangerus to her!

5. Shes so creative! like she came up with a super unique name for her baby, Renesmee! so adorabel!

6. shes modest and humbel. Like Edward wants to buy her stuff since hes rich but shes not using him for his money and she doesnt let him just buy stuff for her!!

7. Shes played by Kristen stewart. thats like a bonus in itself cos Kristen is so amazing and beautiful and pretty and talanted and gorgeously stunning!

8. Shes populer! like evryone likes her at her new school so shes totally doing it right! and popularity is good thing so that gives girls and fans new thing to aspire to!! shes clearly awesome if a lot of people like her right?

 

ok, I could go on all night!!!

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

ok, well mabey he’s not a facist….I’m not exactly sure waht a facist is, I just know they’re bad and dictator-y.

I tried looking up facist on line but I still didnt understand since the definition was super confusing but I think hitler was one…. And they’re bad people. And there was some guy names Muscles-ini or something who was also a facist and he had some empire…..whatever an empire is…..I wonder if that’s mabey like umpire in baseball? So mabey a facist is like an umpire? A bad umpire dictator???

Anyways Harry potter is a dictator kind of!!!

Like he bosses people around and yells att them. Like he yells at Ron and hermione when theyre just tryin to help him! and he doesnt lissen to them either he always thinks hes right! like in Order of the Phonix Hermione wanted to tell someone that Umbredge (another weird name) was making him cut words into his hand but out of some stupid pride thing harry didnt let her! thats stupid!!! Umbrege couldave been stopped if harry wasnt so selfish and didnt always think he was right!

also in DH, everyone’s DIEING FOR HARRY! like theres a whole war over him! HArry should have gone to voldemort a lot sooner! hes so selfish for making everyone fight such a powerfull enemy and die for him!!!!!

And Harrys always telling people waht to do too like in Order if the Phonix hes bossin around everyone in the Dumbledore Army group. and like hes not even the bestest dark arts fighter or anything. Like Hermione is WAY smarter…not her fault she just hasent been in as many dangerous situations. Like  that makes Haryr mroe qualified! I mean, so Harry like killed a basalisk with a SWORD…yah, that really makes him better at defencive magic!

 

And then Dumbledore is an evil bad facist too, since he never told harry nothing important at all! like he kep impeortent info for himself and then if Harry had more info and if Dumbledore hadnt been so damn proud and kept so manny secrets less people wouldave ddied!

And hes just sooo full o fhimself too. like hes all, “oh I COULD have been Minaster of Magic but im so cool and im all wise a shit, so i turned it down”. Dumbeldore was so selfish to NOT become Minaster of Magic coz he was CLEARLY the best guy for the job and if he’d been Minaster AND been less selfish with his “wisdumb” (wisdom) and information then less people wouldave died and there wouldn’t have been the idiot Cornelias Fudge as Minaster and hed have helped the wizerding world!!!

Hes bad and selfish so hes clearly a facist!  and Harrys a facist too!!! and Voldemort!!!!!

 

(And I admit i do take back waht  I said earlyer about Dumbeldore……its ok if hes gay. but he still dresses bad i mean dresses arent cool on guys)

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

Comments

hi everyone.

 

First I’d like to say thanks to everyone who has left a comment here.  I appreciate them, and I do try to read most of them.

 

But to buisness…..I  have seen some comments from people talking about how i deleted thier comments.

 

This is NOT true. I have not deletted any comments at all. The thing is, when u post a coment on here, it is “pending”. Its not automaticly published….I get this feed with all “pending” comments and i have to approve them before they show up on the site.

I have aLOT of pending comments, so if u dont see your comment, it has NOT been delleted, i just probably havent had the chance to approve it yet. And I approve every comment i get since i appreciate your guyses comments and i think everyone shoudl be alowed to have their opinions and comments be heard.

at the moment i actually have several thousend pending comments and i plan to aprove them all, but itll take a while so just please know no ones coments have been deleted.

 

thanks,

 

Peace,

 

LizzieBella

So yeah, I read HArry Potter, and the books were okay and all, but I just REALLY draw issues with some of the villans. Ok, one in perticular. BELLATRIX LESTRANGE.

I mean, she kills my faverite Characters!!! She killed Dobby, basically the most likable person in the whole series!! And Sirius Black, who aside from being pretty cool even though he was a creep convict, was also kinda hot, and he meant the world to Harry i mean he was the closest he had to a Family!!!!! I mean seriusly!!
AND Bellatrix killed Tonks, another epiclly awesome person who i actually really liked! I mean, Dobby, Tonks, and Sirius?! !WTF THATS JUST EVIL!!!!!!!
And then she also kills Lupin, Tonks husband, and that’s just plain mean, even though he wasnt as epiclly awesome as Dobby Tonks and Sirius.

Also, in the DH movie, she tortures Scabior the HOTTTTTTT Snatcher guy! I mean he was like REALLY hot, AND he totally helped her out because he Snatched Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and brought them 2 her, but she STILL tortures him!!!! THATS NOT COOL OK?!?!?!?!?!?!?! And Scabior was FREAKING HOT! Torture of hotties is NOT GOOD AT ALL!!

Also, shes fucking messed up the in head i mean i heard shes in love with Voldemort, how fucked up is THAT?! I mean hes ugly, scary, evil, and BALD!!!!! Bald=Scary, and if ur makin out with a bald guy, theres no hair for you to run ur fingers through, which means its not fun!
Oh, and yeah, HE DOESNT HAVE A FREAKING NOSE!!!! Thats messed up and ugly as hell. Thats seriously messed up!
And yeah, along with that, shes INSANE!!!!! Insane people are BAD! And she tortures people for fun and she was in PRISON!!!!! Thats BAD! And she escaped from jail, thats bad too!!!!!! She teaches you its ok to escape from jail!!!!! Thats BAD!

 

and shes soooo unrealistic!!! like its soo not realistic to escape from such a big securaty jail like Azkaban!! and no real people torter and kill ppl like thatt!! And besides shes just too evil and she just likes voldy and doest care about anyone else and what kind of bitch gets marryed and dont even like her hustband Rodolphas and in love with some other guy?!!!

And her clothes are creepy too I mean theyre all ripped and stuff! Seriously, ur a WITCH WHO CAN DO MAGIC RIGHT?! then why dont u FIX YOUR DAMN CLOTHES!!!!!!!!
And i wont even START on how sick it is to wear black all the time either!!!!!! THAts just morbid and like not sanatary!!

Also, at least in Order of the Phenix, she’s UGLY AS HELL, I mean, See picture below:

Anyways, seriously, she is a class 1 CREEP! Shes awful! SOOOOO glad that Molly killed her. I now LOVE Molly Weasley, 😀

Basically the only GOOD thing about Bellatrix is that shes played by Helena Bonham Carter, who i kinda like, and Bellatrix looks pretty in DH and HBP but SHES A HORRIBLE NASTY WITH AND IM GLAD SHES DEAD! Pity it wasnt sooner, 😦 seriously i kind of loss respect for Helena bonham careter after this imean bellatrix is soooo horrible!!!!! but Helena is good actress in other movies 🙂

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

Just a bit about HP and Twilight names. The names is Harry Potter are RIDICULOS! The names in Twilight are REALISTIC.

1. What kind of name is “Hermione”. I mean WTF?! Sounds lame ass, and it rhyms with “whiny”. Who wants a name that sounds like whiny? Ugh

2. Ronald is a creepy ass name. I mean , seriously who  names a book cheracter after Ronal McDonald?! WTF! I mean seriously the name just brings to mind a creepy , burger-gulping ugly clown. EWWW! not to mention that i am against fast food, but still, the thought of Ronald McDonald makes me want to barf, I dont need reminding of THAT every time I hear the name “Ron Weasley” or read Harry Potter/watch the movies.

3. Harry of corse sounds like “hairy”, and thats NOT a plesant thought, esp. for a guy. I mean EEEEEWWW! And “Harry potter”, sounds like “Hairy potty”, DOUBLE FUCKING EEEEWWWWW!

4. Luna. Sounds like “loony” adds to Loony lunas crazy factor. shes so freaking out of it thats its damn unrealistsic as well. And Lovegood. Love is good? WTF stoopid not a realistic last name!!!!!!!!!

5. All the unpornouncable creepy names. I mean seriously, “Slughorn”? “Quirinus”? “Severus”? WTF? Creepy fucking weird. why have stupid lame ass names that  no once can prenounce right?!?! WTF?! And besides, with names like those, thats the sort of thing youd get  beat up for. No wonders Snapes a loser and everyone hates him and hes ugly!!!!!

6. Hagrid. sounds like “hag”. nuff said. Course he IS ugly enough 2 be one……

7. Sirius. I mean, who names their kid after an expression? especially since sirius was anything BUT serious. Thats like me naming my kid “austere” or “deliberative”. Yuk. He probably got beat up too. AND “serious” is even spelled wrong!!

8. And Hogwarts is weird! I mean hogs are RELLY UGLY! And warts are freaking gross! And a hog with warts is EVEN uglyer! That’s fucking SICK!

9. Dumbledore. who wants a name with “dumb” in it? Gross. and it just sound stupid. It’s freaking weard and DUM! Lol get it? Dum/Dumb.

10. Draco. I mean eww! I mene hes hot but it’s a freaking weird name!!!!!!! It’s not normal and it sounds like dragon or something its so stupid!!!!

11. Marvolo. IT sounds like an STD. Barf!!!!!!!!

12. Weasley. it sounds like weasel and it’ sjust REALLY Weird and creepy!!!!

13. BASICALY EVRY NAME IN HP SUCKS!!!!

More wird names:

Yaxley-sound like AX ew

McNair-isnt nair the hair removal stuff??

Bellatrix-frigin weird

All the alliteration names like ones where the first and last ones start with th same letter i  mean that just unrealistic and STUPID AND WEIRD!

Peace out! Twilight has GOOD names!

Lizzie

   So I love Twilight, and this is just part of    why i love it so much!!!

1. its so sweet and romantic!! its a really sweet love story, and Bella and Edward are such a sweet couple.

2. it shows that love is about extremes. like Edward and Bella are risking their lives for each other, a vampire and a human, and Edward and Bella do all kinds of things for each other for love, it shows that love really can conquer all!

3. The characters a re like, REALLY HOT! I mean theres Edward, Jacob, JAsper, Carlisle, Emmett, Mike, Alec, Dmirty, James, etc.!!!! YES the movies are more better and fun becaus of the fact that the guys are totally smokin! I mean theyd still be good without them but the eye candy makes the movies so much better!!!!!!

4. Kristen Stewart. Shes so talented and amazing! shes going to go far, shes really an AMAZING actress, and shes so pretty too! shes one of the best things about the Twilight movies!!!!!!!

5. Its epic!! I mean theres always lots of tension and excitment, and theres always some problem that happens to poor Bella, and they always solve it becaus of true love!!!

6. I mean seriusly, Action, romance, tension, drama….WHAT COULD BE BETTER!!!!!

7. The characters are relatable. I mean Bella is just an average girl, and she has problems that everyday people face. Shes MUCH better to relate to then say….Harry Potter, some nerdy wizard with a broomstick and dead parents… *caugh caugh*

And yeah some might say that vampires arent relatable cause they’ve like vampires, but like other then the fact that they’re vampires, theyre basically like regular people, TOTALLY relatable i mean they even go to Hish School!!!!

Anyways, this are just a few reasons why I love Twilight, but anyways, seriosly, TWILIGHT ROCKS!!

Peace,

LizzieBella

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