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so like everyone says Edward is bad boyfriend and creepy and stuff! THATS NOT TRUE EDWARD IS THE BEST BOYFREIND EVER!!!! Heres some reasons why……

1. hes really hot! I mean hotness isent the most importent thing i know, but its good to be hot and to have a boyfreind whose hot, since they’re that much more atractive and good to look at!! and hot guys are better anyways!

2. hes so caring! like he watches bella when she sleeps that so ROMANTIC AND ADORABLE like he actualy watches her all night, he must really love her!! he spends all his time doing that its so sweet and adorable!!!

3. hes RICH! and generous!! like he buys Bella stuff like a car and its so sweet hes always trying to buy her stuff! and sure money isent the most impeortent thingy but its awesome to have a rich boyfriend so he can buy you stuff!! rich guys rock!

4. Hes really smart!! like hes really deep and intelligent since hes been through school so much its so endeering! (i think that means attractive) so like you can have a good coversation with him and hes like quoting literature and hes like Mr. Darcy!!! hes so hot! I never read PRide and Prejudice but I just know Mr. Darcy ishotand smart too I think Lol!

5. Hes soo protective like he alweys dos what he htink is best for Bella hes always looking out for her thats so sweet!

ANYWAYS EDWARD IS THE BEST BF EVER!! Dont you wish you could be Mrs Cullen? And he has a sexy name too! Edward Edward Edward! It just sounds so nice! And Cullen is sexy name too! Like chocolate! Anyways Edward is a GREAT BOYFRIEND!!!!!

Peace,

LizzieBella

Ok, so like i got a lot of coments from people who think i hate Harry potter.
This isNOT TRUE. I dont hate HP i just think Twilight is much better.
so here is list of reasons why HP is good and why I like it!

1. In the movies, the cheracters are super cute! Like Cedric Diggery is hot, and so are Harry and Ron and Draco and even that guy who play Dracos dad is really hot even tho hes old. Theyre just so hot that its easy to overlook their funny accents!!

And also some of the girls are kind of hot too. or they get hot when they get older. like Emma Watson is ok she was hot before she cut her hair off…then she started looking like Bald Brittany Spears. and Luna lovegood is crazy and dressed freakish but shes hot. and so was Fleur Delacor, she was SO FOXY AND SEXY!!!

2. they’re exiting. like impeortant shit always happend to them and its always lot of action and intrestign stuff hapening! like when Ron dated Lavendar, and they had all those SUPER HAWT KISSING SCENES! that was so awesome and exiting and climactic and thrilling and a highlight of the books! The books all have exiting stuff like that!!

3. theyre funny too. All the books have funny moments!! like when Dumbeldore is drinking the weird potion in the cave in half blod prince and freaking out..I LOLed!! Or when Harrys broomstick was bucking in Sorcerer stone, and then when he got the grim and thought he was gonna die in Prisener of Azkaban! i mean like every single scene in this books were total comedy! I mean I love funny books but my favorites are the reelly deep ones like Twilight.

4. in the movies the characters are british! they have weirdo acents but they’re so cute too, I mean they’re almost like martians, theyre so weird! its like little adorable martians so they’re cute to watch!!

5. The villains suck but their so hot! like Lucius malfoy is hot and so is the snatcher dude in Deathly Hallows and Voldamort was hot too before he got bald and ugly.

 

6. The speshial efects in the movies are good! like how they made the Hagrid guy so tall and hairy, and how they made Dumbeldore so hairy too! Dontcha just love movie magic??? Lol, a pun, get it, Hp is about magic, the MOVIE MAGIC? Lol!

 

so yah, i dont hate HP!

 

Peace!!

 

LizzieBella

 

 

 

ok, well mabey he’s not a facist….I’m not exactly sure waht a facist is, I just know they’re bad and dictator-y.

I tried looking up facist on line but I still didnt understand since the definition was super confusing but I think hitler was one…. And they’re bad people. And there was some guy names Muscles-ini or something who was also a facist and he had some empire…..whatever an empire is…..I wonder if that’s mabey like umpire in baseball? So mabey a facist is like an umpire? A bad umpire dictator???

Anyways Harry potter is a dictator kind of!!!

Like he bosses people around and yells att them. Like he yells at Ron and hermione when theyre just tryin to help him! and he doesnt lissen to them either he always thinks hes right! like in Order of the Phonix Hermione wanted to tell someone that Umbredge (another weird name) was making him cut words into his hand but out of some stupid pride thing harry didnt let her! thats stupid!!! Umbrege couldave been stopped if harry wasnt so selfish and didnt always think he was right!

also in DH, everyone’s DIEING FOR HARRY! like theres a whole war over him! HArry should have gone to voldemort a lot sooner! hes so selfish for making everyone fight such a powerfull enemy and die for him!!!!!

And Harrys always telling people waht to do too like in Order if the Phonix hes bossin around everyone in the Dumbledore Army group. and like hes not even the bestest dark arts fighter or anything. Like Hermione is WAY smarter…not her fault she just hasent been in as many dangerous situations. Like  that makes Haryr mroe qualified! I mean, so Harry like killed a basalisk with a SWORD…yah, that really makes him better at defencive magic!

 

And then Dumbledore is an evil bad facist too, since he never told harry nothing important at all! like he kep impeortent info for himself and then if Harry had more info and if Dumbledore hadnt been so damn proud and kept so manny secrets less people wouldave ddied!

And hes just sooo full o fhimself too. like hes all, “oh I COULD have been Minaster of Magic but im so cool and im all wise a shit, so i turned it down”. Dumbeldore was so selfish to NOT become Minaster of Magic coz he was CLEARLY the best guy for the job and if he’d been Minaster AND been less selfish with his “wisdumb” (wisdom) and information then less people wouldave died and there wouldn’t have been the idiot Cornelias Fudge as Minaster and hed have helped the wizerding world!!!

Hes bad and selfish so hes clearly a facist!  and Harrys a facist too!!! and Voldemort!!!!!

 

(And I admit i do take back waht  I said earlyer about Dumbeldore……its ok if hes gay. but he still dresses bad i mean dresses arent cool on guys)

 

Peace!

 

LizzieBella

Just a bit about HP and Twilight names. The names is Harry Potter are RIDICULOS! The names in Twilight are REALISTIC.

1. What kind of name is “Hermione”. I mean WTF?! Sounds lame ass, and it rhyms with “whiny”. Who wants a name that sounds like whiny? Ugh

2. Ronald is a creepy ass name. I mean , seriously who  names a book cheracter after Ronal McDonald?! WTF! I mean seriously the name just brings to mind a creepy , burger-gulping ugly clown. EWWW! not to mention that i am against fast food, but still, the thought of Ronald McDonald makes me want to barf, I dont need reminding of THAT every time I hear the name “Ron Weasley” or read Harry Potter/watch the movies.

3. Harry of corse sounds like “hairy”, and thats NOT a plesant thought, esp. for a guy. I mean EEEEEWWW! And “Harry potter”, sounds like “Hairy potty”, DOUBLE FUCKING EEEEWWWWW!

4. Luna. Sounds like “loony” adds to Loony lunas crazy factor. shes so freaking out of it thats its damn unrealistsic as well. And Lovegood. Love is good? WTF stoopid not a realistic last name!!!!!!!!!

5. All the unpornouncable creepy names. I mean seriously, “Slughorn”? “Quirinus”? “Severus”? WTF? Creepy fucking weird. why have stupid lame ass names that  no once can prenounce right?!?! WTF?! And besides, with names like those, thats the sort of thing youd get  beat up for. No wonders Snapes a loser and everyone hates him and hes ugly!!!!!

6. Hagrid. sounds like “hag”. nuff said. Course he IS ugly enough 2 be one……

7. Sirius. I mean, who names their kid after an expression? especially since sirius was anything BUT serious. Thats like me naming my kid “austere” or “deliberative”. Yuk. He probably got beat up too. AND “serious” is even spelled wrong!!

8. And Hogwarts is weird! I mean hogs are RELLY UGLY! And warts are freaking gross! And a hog with warts is EVEN uglyer! That’s fucking SICK!

9. Dumbledore. who wants a name with “dumb” in it? Gross. and it just sound stupid. It’s freaking weard and DUM! Lol get it? Dum/Dumb.

10. Draco. I mean eww! I mene hes hot but it’s a freaking weird name!!!!!!! It’s not normal and it sounds like dragon or something its so stupid!!!!

11. Marvolo. IT sounds like an STD. Barf!!!!!!!!

12. Weasley. it sounds like weasel and it’ sjust REALLY Weird and creepy!!!!

13. BASICALY EVRY NAME IN HP SUCKS!!!!

More wird names:

Yaxley-sound like AX ew

McNair-isnt nair the hair removal stuff??

Bellatrix-frigin weird

All the alliteration names like ones where the first and last ones start with th same letter i  mean that just unrealistic and STUPID AND WEIRD!

Peace out! Twilight has GOOD names!

Lizzie

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